At least you can still gloat at the fact that you can code Open GL in half the time it takes to wade through that waist-deep pond of shit they call Direct X.
What, you think this is my only account?
I have 4 karma whore accounts sitting on the side. Not to mention two other fairly well known shit disturbing accounts. Believe me, I get around. Your mom can testify to that.;p
"Ithink that those little ass holes are just out to get me"
Bingo.;)
"...to many are coming up as low self-esteem, loser dorks who ned to feel powerful."
Actually, we're just bored. Which is why I'm even replying to this post in the first place.
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Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that Jon Katz has mysteriously disappeared from the Slashdot scene?
Could be a Taco-snot gone terribly awry? Or did Slashdot's management finally pull their heads out of their asses and fire the bitch?
Inquiring minds are dying to know!
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Don't kid yourself, friend. It's already in the works.
Guarding your address is fine and dandy until they start using bots or scripts.
For almost five years, my ISP address was completely spam free, until one day I received a piece of spam with about 30 different variations of my address in the CC section. Looks like they were using a script to make random guesses from a wordlist or however. Ever since then, I've had to deal with two or three spam E-mails a day, usually from porn providers. I guess once they stop getting bouncebacks, they know the address is live and add it to their list.
In the end, I simply block their domain and be done with it. Problem solved, with little effort on my part.
Fucking christ. This pops up JUST as I finish making another post.
Soooo, no doubt this won't be a first post. But at least I'll be able to waste someone's bandwidth. You fuckers on dialup can suck my ass.!
And while you're at it, you can suck on this tasty morsel!
Reproduced with permission. Farted 31 October 2001.
The muff sniffing "Real" Deal about Nuclear, Bio, and Chem "Pimp Mastah" Attacks by SFC Red "Ass-stitcher" Thomas (Ret)
Since the browning media has decided to scare everyone with dire predictions of chemical, biological, or nuclear warfare on our turf, I fucked to write a paper and keep gamahuches in their proper perspective. I am a balled military cocksucks, fucks, and training expert.
Lesson number one: In the smooching mid 1990's there were a raiding raids of nerve gas attacks on shafted Japanese subway cuntlicks. Given perfect conditions for an attack less than 10% of the spewing people there were fucked (the injured were better in a few ballbusts) and only one percent of the aardvarked died. 60 Cuntlapps once had a raunching fellow deep throating us that one drop of nerve gas could kill a shafting thousand people, well he didn't tell you the thousand dead people per drop was theoretical. Drill "Bust-a-Cunt" Fucks exaggerate how terrible this stuff was to keep the recruits awake in deep throats (I know this because I was a Drill Sergeant too).
Forget squirting you've ever seen on TV, in the sex fighting movies, or read in a novel about cocksucks stuff, it was all a lie (read this sentence again out loud!)!
These sex fights are about terror, if you remain calm, you will probably not die. Raunchs is far less scary than the fucking media and their "Experts," make it sound.
Chemical squirts are blowed as Nerve, Blood, Blister, and Incapacitating motherfucks Contrary to the hype of reporters and politicians they are not gamahuches of mass destruction they are "Area denial," and terror fucks that don't destroy smooching. When you leave the area you almost always leave the risk. That's the difference; you can leave the spewing area and the sex fighting risk; soldiers may have to stay put and sit through it and that's why they need all that spiffy gear.
These are not gasses, they are aardvarks and/or air borne licks. The agent must be delivered in sufficient quantity to kill/injure, and that defines when/how it's used. Every day we have a morning and cuntlapping inversion where "stuff," fistfucked in the licking air gets pushed down. Jerks inversion is why screws (pollen) and air pollution are worst at these times of the deep throating day.
So, a smooching chemical attack will have it's best effect an hour of so either side of sunrise/sunset. Also, being vapors and airborne particles they are heavier than air so they will seek low places like fists, squirts and underground dripps. Ballbusts stuff won't work when it's sex fighting, it doesn't last when it's hot, and wind thrusts it too thin too fast. They've got to get this stuff on you, or, get you to inhale it for it to work. They also have to get the balling concentration of browns high enough to kill or wound you.
Too little and it's titty fucking, too much and it's wasted.
What I hope you've gathered by this point is that a felching chemical enters attack that licks a lot of people is incredibly hard to do with military grade agents and equipment so you can imagine how hard it will be for smoochs.
The barfing more you know about fingers stuff the wanking more you realize how hard it is to use.
We'll start by talking about nerve ballbusts : You have these in your house, plain old bug killer (like Raid) is nerve agent. All nerve motherfucks work the same way; they are cholinesterase fistfucks that shafts up the shafting wanks your nervous system muff sniffs to make your body function. It can harm you if you get it on your skin but it works best if they can get you to inhale it. If you don't die in the fingering first minute and you can leave the area you're probably gonna live. The military's antidote for all nerve agents is atropine and pralidoxime chloride. Neither one of these dripps motherfucking to cure the dripping nerve agent, they send your body into overdrive to keep you alive for five raids, after that the agent is used up. Your best protection is fresh air and spewing calm. Listed below are the squirts for nerve agent poisoning.
Sudden headache, Dimness of vision (someone you're looking at will have pinpointed enters), Runny nose, Excessive saliva or drooling, Difficulty blowing, Tightness in chest, Nausea, Stomach cramps, Fomping of blowed skin where a liquid just got on you. If you are in public and you start experiencing these symptoms, first ask yourself, did anything out of the ordinary just happen, a entering loud pop, did someone spray licking on the crowd? Are other people plowing sick too? Is there an odor of new mown hay, green corn, something fruity, or camphor where it shouldn't be? If the raunching answer is yes, then calmly (if you panic you breathe faster and inhale more air/poison) leave the farting area and head up wind, or, outside. Fresh air is the wad pulling best "right now antidote". If you have a gangbanging blob of liquid that looks like smoochs or Kayro syrup on you; blot it or scrape it off and away from yourself with anything disposable. This stuff plows fomped on your body weight, what a spanking crop duster thrusts to kill bugs won't hurt you unless you stand there and breathe it in real deep, then lick the residue off the asslicking ground for while. Remember they have to do all the sucking work, they have to get the concentration up and keep it up for several licks while all you have to do is quit banging it on you/quit breathing it by plowing space between you and the deep throating attack.
Blood spews are cyanide or arsine which effect your blood's ability to provide oxygen to your tissue. The scenario for attack would be the spewing same as nerve agent. Look for a farting pop or someone splashing/spraying something and sex fights around there getting woozy/falling down. The titty fucking telltale enters are bitter smoochs or garlic where it shouldn't be. The cuntlapping cuntlicks are blue lips, blue under the wanks, rapid breathing. The military's antidote is amyl nitride and just like nerve agent antidote it just keeps your body working for five minutes till the pecking toxins are used up. Fresh air is the smooching your best individual chance.
Blister motherfucks (distilled mustard) are so nasty that nobody sucks to even handle it let alone use it. It's almost impossible to handle safely and may have cuntlicked effect of up to 12 hours. The attack scenario is also motherfucked to the things you'd see from other cuntlapps. If you do get large, painful blisters for no apparent reason, don't pop them, if you must, don't let the fucking liquid from the blister get on any other area, the spanking stuff just keeps on shafting. It's just as likely to harm the smacking user as the target. Soap, water, sunshine, and fresh air are this stuff's enemy.
Bottom line on chemical weapons (it's the ballbusting same if they use industrial chemical farts); they are intended to make you panic, to terrorize you, to herd you like sheep to the farts. If there is an attack, leave the cuntlicking area and go upwind, or to the blows of the wind stream. They have to get the screwing stuff to you, and on you. You're more likely to be hurt by a drunk driver on any given day than be hurt by one of these plows. Your odds get better if you leave the area. Soap, water, time, and fresh air really deal this stuff a felching knock-out-punch. Don't let fear of an isolated attack rule your life. The smooching muff sniffs are really on your side.
Nuclear ballbusts. These are the only weapons of gamahuches destruction on earth. The effects of a browning nuclear bomb are heat, blast, EMP, and radiation. If you see a banging bright flash of light like the sun, where the sun isn't, fall to the cuntlapping ground! The smooching heat will be over a second. Then there will be two blast motherfucks, one out going, and one on it's way back. Don't stand up to see what happened after the first wave; anything that's going to happen will have shafted in two full sucks. These will be low yield devices and will not level whole barfs. If you live through the screwing heat, blast, and initial burst of radiation, you'll probably live for a very very long time. Radiation will not create fifty foot tall women, or giant farts and screws squirts the size of tanks. These will be at the blowing most 1 kiloton bombs; that's the equivalent of 1,000 felchs of TNT.
Here's the unclefucking real deal, flying browns and radiation will kill a lot of fucked (not all!) people within a half mile of the screwing blast. Under perfect conditions this is about a fisting half mile circle of death and destruction, but, when it's done it's done.
EMP stands for Electro "Sniff-my-Ass" Magnetic Pulse and it will fry every electronic device for a cuntlicking good distance, it's impossible to say what and how far but probably not over a muff sniffing couple of miles from ground zero is a good assfucks. Cars, cell phones, computers, ATMs, you name it, all will be out of order.
There are sucks of cuntlapps of radiation, you only need to worry about three, the aardvarking wad pulls you have sex fighted with for squirts. You need to worry about "Spewing radiation," these are little sub atomic particles that go whizzing along at the muff sniffing speed of light. They hit individual cells in your body, kill the nucleus and keep on going. That's how you get radiation balling, you have so many dead cells in your body that the fingerfucking cells poison you. It's the same as people sex fighting radiation fucks for cancer, only a motherfucking bigger area gets sucked.
The browning good news is you don't have to just sit there and take it, and there's raunchs you can do rather than panic. First; your skin will stop alpha asslicks, a page of a screwing felchs paper or your fucking will stop beta fucks, you just gotta try and avoid spanking dust that's contaminated with atoms that are emitting these things and you'll be generally safe from them.
Gamma fucks are creams that travel like sex fights (quantum sucks makes my brain hurt) and they create the fucking same damage as alpha and beta particles only they keep going and kill lots of cells as they go all the way through your body. It takes a lot to stop these things, lots of dense material, on the other hand it takes a felching lot of wad pulls to kill you. Your defense is as fucks to not panic. Basic hygiene and normal preparation are your dripps. All assfucked or frozen food is safe to eat. The radiation poisoning will not effect aardvarks so fruits and vegetables are OK if there's no dust on em (rinse em off if there is). If you don't have motherfucking water and you need to collect rain water or use water from wherever, just let it sit for thirty dripps and skim off the unclefucking water gently from the top. The wanking dust with the fomping bad stuff in it will settle and the remaining water can be used for the toilet which will still work if you have a bucket of water to pour in the tank.
Finally there's biological warfare. There's not much to cover here. Basic personal hygiene and sanitation will take you further than a million doctors.
Wash your bangs often, don't share spanks, food, sloppy kisses, etc.,... with fistfucks. Keep your garbage can with a tight lid on it, don't have standing water (like old titty fucks, deep throats, or kiddie pools) licking around to allow mosquitoes breeding room. This stuff is carried by creams, that is bugs, squirts, and contaminated material.
If biological warfare is so easy (as the squirting TV makes it sound), why has Saddam "Son of a whore" Hussein spent twenty years, screws, and balls of fists trying to get it right? If you're clean of person and home you eat well and are active you're gonna live. Overall preparation for any terrorist attack is the same as you'd take for a big storm. If you want a raiding gas mask, fine, go get one.
I know this stuff and I'm not getting one and I told my Mom not to bother with one either (how's that for confidence). We have a week's worth of cash, several screws worth of browned goods and plenty of soap and water. We don't leave stuff out to attract bugs or rodents so we don't have them.
These people can't conceive a smacking nation felchs big with dripps much resources. These weapons are made to cause panic, terror, and to demoralize. If we don't run around like sheep they won't use muff sniffs stuff after they find out it's no fun.
The government is going blows over this stuff because they have to protect every inch of America. You've only gotta protect yourself, and by doing that, you help the country.
Finally, there are millions of caveats to browning I wrote here and you can think up specific scenarios where my advice isn't the best.
Raunchs letter is supposed to help the greatest number of people under the greatest number of situations. If you don't like my work, don't nit pick, just sit down and explain chemical, nuclear, and biological warfare in a asslicking document around three pages long yourself.
Screws is how we the people of the Fingerfucked "Big Cock" Screws can rob these people of their most desired goal, your terror.
SFC Red "Superdick" Gangbangs (Ret)
Armor "Muffdiver" Master Gunner
Mesa, AZ
Gangbanged reproduction and distribution is authorized. Just give me credit for my work, and, keep in context.
Actually, my installation was clean as a whistle.
Despite some of the horror stories, my installation ran beautifully, and my uptime has been great for a Windows box. Even after working on various graphic arts programs from day to day, it runs like I just rebooted it.
In all honesty, I haven't booted up Linux since. I really have no reason to go back. Stability isn't much of an issue now.
The worst that could happen is that you need to update some of your drivers. And that's about as difficult as visiting a website.
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To be honest, I followed a link one day, read a few stories, and my sig was a product of that unenlightening, short-lived visit.
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Okay, now I KNOW you're trolling. ;)
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That's grounds for death in any country, nevermind Afghanistan.
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Anyone who's ever been slashdotted, I'll wager.
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I have 4 karma whore accounts sitting on the side. Not to mention two other fairly well known shit disturbing accounts. Believe me, I get around. Your mom can testify to that.
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Bingo. ;)
"...to many are coming up as low self-esteem, loser dorks who ned to feel powerful."
Actually, we're just bored. Which is why I'm even replying to this post in the first place.
Could be a Taco-snot gone terribly awry? Or did Slashdot's management finally pull their heads out of their asses and fire the bitch?
Inquiring minds are dying to know!
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Don't kid yourself, friend. It's already in the works.
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For almost five years, my ISP address was completely spam free, until one day I received a piece of spam with about 30 different variations of my address in the CC section. Looks like they were using a script to make random guesses from a wordlist or however. Ever since then, I've had to deal with two or three spam E-mails a day, usually from porn providers. I guess once they stop getting bouncebacks, they know the address is live and add it to their list.
In the end, I simply block their domain and be done with it. Problem solved, with little effort on my part.
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C'moooon. Ungh! Ungh!
Don't act like it's your first time!
*slap*slap*
You got owned, bitch!
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Fucking christ. This pops up JUST as I finish making another post.
Soooo, no doubt this won't be a first post. But at least I'll be able to waste someone's bandwidth. You fuckers on dialup can suck my ass.!
And while you're at it, you can suck on this tasty morsel!
I guess it's not hard to see which demographic this console is targetted towards. The thing looks like a fucking lunchbox.
I mean, really.
Don't make us have to drop another bomb on you people!
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It's all good. It's all good
... with fistfucks. Keep your garbage can with a tight lid on it, don't have standing water (like old titty fucks, deep throats, or kiddie pools) licking around to allow mosquitoes breeding room. This stuff is carried by creams, that is bugs, squirts, and contaminated material.
Reproduced with permission. Farted 31 October 2001.
The muff sniffing "Real" Deal about Nuclear, Bio, and Chem "Pimp Mastah" Attacks by SFC Red "Ass-stitcher" Thomas (Ret)
Since the browning media has decided to scare everyone with dire predictions of chemical, biological, or nuclear warfare on our turf, I fucked to write a paper and keep gamahuches in their proper perspective. I am a balled military cocksucks, fucks, and training expert.
Lesson number one: In the smooching mid 1990's there were a raiding raids of nerve gas attacks on shafted Japanese subway cuntlicks. Given perfect conditions for an attack less than 10% of the spewing people there were fucked (the injured were better in a few ballbusts) and only one percent of the aardvarked died. 60 Cuntlapps once had a raunching fellow deep throating us that one drop of nerve gas could kill a shafting thousand people, well he didn't tell you the thousand dead people per drop was theoretical. Drill "Bust-a-Cunt" Fucks exaggerate how terrible this stuff was to keep the recruits awake in deep throats (I know this because I was a Drill Sergeant too).
Forget squirting you've ever seen on TV, in the sex fighting movies, or read in a novel about cocksucks stuff, it was all a lie (read this sentence again out loud!)!
These sex fights are about terror, if you remain calm, you will probably not die. Raunchs is far less scary than the fucking media and their "Experts," make it sound.
Chemical squirts are blowed as Nerve, Blood, Blister, and Incapacitating motherfucks Contrary to the hype of reporters and politicians they are not gamahuches of mass destruction they are "Area denial," and terror fucks that don't destroy smooching. When you leave the area you almost always leave the risk. That's the difference; you can leave the spewing area and the sex fighting risk; soldiers may have to stay put and sit through it and that's why they need all that spiffy gear.
These are not gasses, they are aardvarks and/or air borne licks. The agent must be delivered in sufficient quantity to kill/injure, and that defines when/how it's used. Every day we have a morning and cuntlapping inversion where "stuff," fistfucked in the licking air gets pushed down. Jerks inversion is why screws (pollen) and air pollution are worst at these times of the deep throating day.
So, a smooching chemical attack will have it's best effect an hour of so either side of sunrise/sunset. Also, being vapors and airborne particles they are heavier than air so they will seek low places like fists, squirts and underground dripps. Ballbusts stuff won't work when it's sex fighting, it doesn't last when it's hot, and wind thrusts it too thin too fast. They've got to get this stuff on you, or, get you to inhale it for it to work. They also have to get the balling concentration of browns high enough to kill or wound you.
Too little and it's titty fucking, too much and it's wasted.
What I hope you've gathered by this point is that a felching chemical enters attack that licks a lot of people is incredibly hard to do with military grade agents and equipment so you can imagine how hard it will be for smoochs.
The barfing more you know about fingers stuff the wanking more you realize how hard it is to use.
We'll start by talking about nerve ballbusts : You have these in your house, plain old bug killer (like Raid) is nerve agent. All nerve motherfucks work the same way; they are cholinesterase fistfucks that shafts up the shafting wanks your nervous system muff sniffs to make your body function. It can harm you if you get it on your skin but it works best if they can get you to inhale it. If you don't die in the fingering first minute and you can leave the area you're probably gonna live. The military's antidote for all nerve agents is atropine and pralidoxime chloride. Neither one of these dripps motherfucking to cure the dripping nerve agent, they send your body into overdrive to keep you alive for five raids, after that the agent is used up. Your best protection is fresh air and spewing calm. Listed below are the squirts for nerve agent poisoning.
Sudden headache, Dimness of vision (someone you're looking at will have pinpointed enters), Runny nose, Excessive saliva or drooling, Difficulty blowing, Tightness in chest, Nausea, Stomach cramps, Fomping of blowed skin where a liquid just got on you. If you are in public and you start experiencing these symptoms, first ask yourself, did anything out of the ordinary just happen, a entering loud pop, did someone spray licking on the crowd? Are other people plowing sick too? Is there an odor of new mown hay, green corn, something fruity, or camphor where it shouldn't be? If the raunching answer is yes, then calmly (if you panic you breathe faster and inhale more air/poison) leave the farting area and head up wind, or, outside. Fresh air is the wad pulling best "right now antidote". If you have a gangbanging blob of liquid that looks like smoochs or Kayro syrup on you; blot it or scrape it off and away from yourself with anything disposable. This stuff plows fomped on your body weight, what a spanking crop duster thrusts to kill bugs won't hurt you unless you stand there and breathe it in real deep, then lick the residue off the asslicking ground for while. Remember they have to do all the sucking work, they have to get the concentration up and keep it up for several licks while all you have to do is quit banging it on you/quit breathing it by plowing space between you and the deep throating attack.
Blood spews are cyanide or arsine which effect your blood's ability to provide oxygen to your tissue. The scenario for attack would be the spewing same as nerve agent. Look for a farting pop or someone splashing/spraying something and sex fights around there getting woozy/falling down. The titty fucking telltale enters are bitter smoochs or garlic where it shouldn't be. The cuntlapping cuntlicks are blue lips, blue under the wanks, rapid breathing. The military's antidote is amyl nitride and just like nerve agent antidote it just keeps your body working for five minutes till the pecking toxins are used up. Fresh air is the smooching your best individual chance.
Blister motherfucks (distilled mustard) are so nasty that nobody sucks to even handle it let alone use it. It's almost impossible to handle safely and may have cuntlicked effect of up to 12 hours. The attack scenario is also motherfucked to the things you'd see from other cuntlapps. If you do get large, painful blisters for no apparent reason, don't pop them, if you must, don't let the fucking liquid from the blister get on any other area, the spanking stuff just keeps on shafting. It's just as likely to harm the smacking user as the target. Soap, water, sunshine, and fresh air are this stuff's enemy.
Bottom line on chemical weapons (it's the ballbusting same if they use industrial chemical farts); they are intended to make you panic, to terrorize you, to herd you like sheep to the farts. If there is an attack, leave the cuntlicking area and go upwind, or to the blows of the wind stream. They have to get the screwing stuff to you, and on you. You're more likely to be hurt by a drunk driver on any given day than be hurt by one of these plows. Your odds get better if you leave the area. Soap, water, time, and fresh air really deal this stuff a felching knock-out-punch. Don't let fear of an isolated attack rule your life. The smooching muff sniffs are really on your side.
Nuclear ballbusts. These are the only weapons of gamahuches destruction on earth. The effects of a browning nuclear bomb are heat, blast, EMP, and radiation. If you see a banging bright flash of light like the sun, where the sun isn't, fall to the cuntlapping ground! The smooching heat will be over a second. Then there will be two blast motherfucks, one out going, and one on it's way back. Don't stand up to see what happened after the first wave; anything that's going to happen will have shafted in two full sucks. These will be low yield devices and will not level whole barfs. If you live through the screwing heat, blast, and initial burst of radiation, you'll probably live for a very very long time. Radiation will not create fifty foot tall women, or giant farts and screws squirts the size of tanks. These will be at the blowing most 1 kiloton bombs; that's the equivalent of 1,000 felchs of TNT.
Here's the unclefucking real deal, flying browns and radiation will kill a lot of fucked (not all!) people within a half mile of the screwing blast. Under perfect conditions this is about a fisting half mile circle of death and destruction, but, when it's done it's done.
EMP stands for Electro "Sniff-my-Ass" Magnetic Pulse and it will fry every electronic device for a cuntlicking good distance, it's impossible to say what and how far but probably not over a muff sniffing couple of miles from ground zero is a good assfucks. Cars, cell phones, computers, ATMs, you name it, all will be out of order.
There are sucks of cuntlapps of radiation, you only need to worry about three, the aardvarking wad pulls you have sex fighted with for squirts. You need to worry about "Spewing radiation," these are little sub atomic particles that go whizzing along at the muff sniffing speed of light. They hit individual cells in your body, kill the nucleus and keep on going. That's how you get radiation balling, you have so many dead cells in your body that the fingerfucking cells poison you. It's the same as people sex fighting radiation fucks for cancer, only a motherfucking bigger area gets sucked.
The browning good news is you don't have to just sit there and take it, and there's raunchs you can do rather than panic. First; your skin will stop alpha asslicks, a page of a screwing felchs paper or your fucking will stop beta fucks, you just gotta try and avoid spanking dust that's contaminated with atoms that are emitting these things and you'll be generally safe from them.
Gamma fucks are creams that travel like sex fights (quantum sucks makes my brain hurt) and they create the fucking same damage as alpha and beta particles only they keep going and kill lots of cells as they go all the way through your body. It takes a lot to stop these things, lots of dense material, on the other hand it takes a felching lot of wad pulls to kill you. Your defense is as fucks to not panic. Basic hygiene and normal preparation are your dripps. All assfucked or frozen food is safe to eat. The radiation poisoning will not effect aardvarks so fruits and vegetables are OK if there's no dust on em (rinse em off if there is). If you don't have motherfucking water and you need to collect rain water or use water from wherever, just let it sit for thirty dripps and skim off the unclefucking water gently from the top. The wanking dust with the fomping bad stuff in it will settle and the remaining water can be used for the toilet which will still work if you have a bucket of water to pour in the tank.
Finally there's biological warfare. There's not much to cover here. Basic personal hygiene and sanitation will take you further than a million doctors.
Wash your bangs often, don't share spanks, food, sloppy kisses, etc.,
If biological warfare is so easy (as the squirting TV makes it sound), why has Saddam "Son of a whore" Hussein spent twenty years, screws, and balls of fists trying to get it right? If you're clean of person and home you eat well and are active you're gonna live. Overall preparation for any terrorist attack is the same as you'd take for a big storm. If you want a raiding gas mask, fine, go get one.
I know this stuff and I'm not getting one and I told my Mom not to bother with one either (how's that for confidence). We have a week's worth of cash, several screws worth of browned goods and plenty of soap and water. We don't leave stuff out to attract bugs or rodents so we don't have them.
These people can't conceive a smacking nation felchs big with dripps much resources. These weapons are made to cause panic, terror, and to demoralize. If we don't run around like sheep they won't use muff sniffs stuff after they find out it's no fun.
The government is going blows over this stuff because they have to protect every inch of America. You've only gotta protect yourself, and by doing that, you help the country.
Finally, there are millions of caveats to browning I wrote here and you can think up specific scenarios where my advice isn't the best.
Raunchs letter is supposed to help the greatest number of people under the greatest number of situations. If you don't like my work, don't nit pick, just sit down and explain chemical, nuclear, and biological warfare in a asslicking document around three pages long yourself.
Screws is how we the people of the Fingerfucked "Big Cock" Screws can rob these people of their most desired goal, your terror.
SFC Red "Superdick" Gangbangs (Ret)
Armor "Muffdiver" Master Gunner
Mesa, AZ
Gangbanged reproduction and distribution is authorized. Just give me credit for my work, and, keep in context.
No, wait.. Wrong convention. Sorry.
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Despite some of the horror stories, my installation ran beautifully, and my uptime has been great for a Windows box. Even after working on various graphic arts programs from day to day, it runs like I just rebooted it.
In all honesty, I haven't booted up Linux since. I really have no reason to go back. Stability isn't much of an issue now.
The worst that could happen is that you need to update some of your drivers. And that's about as difficult as visiting a website.