The atrocities of the Chinese government overshadow any of the technological acheivements of a small percentage of the rich. I've been to China, and seen children playing in the same canals they piss and shit in, and use for drinking water. %97 of the place is completely poverty ridden due to the totalitarian laws and methods of the Chinese government. Until the Chinese government acknowledges the basic human rights of it's citizens, I will boycott any Chinese technology.
How to make a woman fall out of love with you
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What can I do to get someone to fall out of love?
A touchy problem, to be sure. I recommend a remedy prescribed by the
14th-century physician Bernard of Gordon in his / Lilium medicinae/:
Finally . . . when we have no other counsel, let us employ the
counsel of old women, who may slander and defame the girl as much as
they can, for they are more sagacious in this than men. . . . Let there be
sought a most horrible-looking old woman with great teeth, a beard, and
evil and vile clothing who carries a menstrous napkin in her lap. And,
approaching the lover, let her begin to pull up her dress, explaining that
she is bony and drunken, that she urinates in bed, that she is epileptic
and shameless, that there are great stinking excrescences on her body, and
other enormities concerning which old women are well instructed. If the
lover will not relent on account of this persuasion, let her suddenly take
out the menstrous rag before his face and bear it aloft saying with a loud
cry, "Such is your love, such!" If he doesn't relent on account of these
things, he is a devil incarnate. His fatuousness will be with him finally
in perdition.
If final fantasy was indeed the final fantasy, why are there so many sequels?
First Anti-Mexican Worldcup Soccer post
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The mexicans were again defeated today by the powerful United States.. much like as in the US-Mexican war.
The mexicans proved that, not only are they physically filthy, they also play filthy soccer. #18 for the mexican team, Poncho Via, was redcarded in the final minutes for throwing a flying headbutt.
All you mexicans may now resume smuggling drugs and fucking donkeys. Thank you.
Witchblade is among _the very best_ shows on television today, along with the practice, alias, charmed, and the reikk's amazingly big schlong show.
Now's the time to buy Alaskan real estate!!
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Alaska, Maine and Canadian real estate will increase %10000 in the next 40 years. All the people in the south will gradually migrate north. The southern united states will see average summer temperatures of 150 to 160 degrees. Invest baby in northern real estate! YES BITCHES, YES!
I've yet to find a satisfactory emulator. If you would like to play nintendo games, play a real nintendo. You can find them on ebay at a very reasonable price. Nintendo games can also be found on ebay, garage sales (I picked up 15 nintendo games for $10), and also at your local gaming store (electronics boutique, funco land, etc).
I would also recommend buying one of the new connectors, which fix the infamous "blinking" problem. They can be picked up for $10 or so, and are _awesome_.
Nothing beats the feeling of an original nintendo controller in your hand, and no games can compete with the original NES!
All you stupid bitches can SUCK MY DICK! I am the master of slashdot. Hell, I'm the master of all existance, including heaven and hell. Jesus, Satan and CmdrTaco are _all_ my bitches.
Phil Jackson is A WHORE A WHORE I TELL YOU!!!
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Phil Jackson is a stupid whore. A STUPID FUCKING WHORE!!
He has no skills, whatsoever. What the fuck, let me manage the chicago bulls at it's peak with Michael Jordan, Rodman, Pippen - or the lakers with Shaq and Kobe and they'll win just as many games.
***FUCKSHITFUCK***!!! Goddamn you stupid moron ac. I wish you would go suck the dick of a hairy filthy transvestite. WHORE WHORE WHORE FUCK SHIT DICK
Smoking for the social aspect - now there's a brilliant idea. I don't think anyone will want to "hang around with you" in a few years, when your coughing up blood due to lung cancer, emphysema, and bronchitis.
So what, you're only hurting yourself, right? Wrong. Your ignorance kills 3000 Americans every year with second hand smoke - almost as many people that were killed in the world trade center attacks.
I'm sick of all you stupid slashdotters who think RIAA is the end of the world. Oh my god, I can't pirate all my CDs and DVDs anymore, it's the END OF THE WORLD! I can't steal other people work anymore and show all my highschool friends how elite I am, *whine*whine*whine*.
Get over it. Bitches.
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DJ Tanner: I would like to fuck her up the ass.
Why is there some chick on goatse instead of the normal guy? Yummy..
The atrocities of the Chinese government overshadow any of the technological acheivements of a small percentage of the rich. I've been to China, and seen children playing in the same canals they piss and shit in, and use for drinking water. %97 of the place is completely poverty ridden due to the totalitarian laws and methods of the Chinese government. Until the Chinese government acknowledges the basic human rights of it's citizens, I will boycott any Chinese technology.
My personal favorite is for replaytv - while watching live TV or a recorded show, type the following into your remote control: 777 Zones
Now shut the fuck up and continue to suck it like all my other slashdot whores.
Yes, bitches, bow down to me.
It's the end of the world as we know it. and I feel fine.
But I will spend the next 50 years masturbating like the horny monkey I am.
How do the russkies expect to go to mars when they haven't even been to the moon yet??
Their lame ass website has been down for the last 4 months. No wonder it SUCKS SO MUCH NIGGER PUSSY
All you nazis can suck my nuts!
What can I do to get someone to fall out of love? A touchy problem, to be sure. I recommend a remedy prescribed by the 14th-century physician Bernard of Gordon in his / Lilium medicinae/:
Finally . . . when we have no other counsel, let us employ the counsel of old women, who may slander and defame the girl as much as they can, for they are more sagacious in this than men. . . . Let there be sought a most horrible-looking old woman with great teeth, a beard, and evil and vile clothing who carries a menstrous napkin in her lap. And, approaching the lover, let her begin to pull up her dress, explaining that she is bony and drunken, that she urinates in bed, that she is epileptic and shameless, that there are great stinking excrescences on her body, and other enormities concerning which old women are well instructed. If the lover will not relent on account of this persuasion, let her suddenly take out the menstrous rag before his face and bear it aloft saying with a loud cry, "Such is your love, such!" If he doesn't relent on account of these things, he is a devil incarnate. His fatuousness will be with him finally in perdition.
Let me know how it works.
First post monkeys. You can all suck it!
You might also call that "too much information" if you spoke English.
If final fantasy was indeed the final fantasy, why are there so many sequels?
The mexicans were again defeated today by the powerful United States.. much like as in the US-Mexican war.
The mexicans proved that, not only are they physically filthy, they also play filthy soccer. #18 for the mexican team, Poncho Via, was redcarded in the final minutes for throwing a flying headbutt.
All you mexicans may now resume smuggling drugs and fucking donkeys. Thank you.
Love,
Reikk
Speaking of Osbourne.. does anybody know where I can find naked pictures of Kelly Osbourne with hot grits?
Would you be willing to suck on my schlong if it was transported to you? Would you transport to me to suck my schlong?
Witchblade is among _the very best_ shows on television today, along with the practice, alias, charmed, and the reikk's amazingly big schlong show.
Alaska, Maine and Canadian real estate will increase %10000 in the next 40 years. All the people in the south will gradually migrate north. The southern united states will see average summer temperatures of 150 to 160 degrees. Invest baby in northern real estate! YES BITCHES, YES!
I've yet to find a satisfactory emulator. If you would like to play nintendo games, play a real nintendo. You can find them on ebay at a very reasonable price. Nintendo games can also be found on ebay, garage sales (I picked up 15 nintendo games for $10), and also at your local gaming store (electronics boutique, funco land, etc).
I would also recommend buying one of the new connectors, which fix the infamous "blinking" problem. They can be picked up for $10 or so, and are _awesome_.
Nothing beats the feeling of an original nintendo controller in your hand, and no games can compete with the original NES!
Please sign me up for the pedophilia..
Thanks!
All you stupid bitches can SUCK MY DICK! I am the master of slashdot. Hell, I'm the master of all existance, including heaven and hell. Jesus, Satan and CmdrTaco are _all_ my bitches.
Phil Jackson is a stupid whore. A STUPID FUCKING WHORE!!
He has no skills, whatsoever. What the fuck, let me manage the chicago bulls at it's peak with Michael Jordan, Rodman, Pippen - or the lakers with Shaq and Kobe and they'll win just as many games.
***FUCKSHITFUCK***!!! Goddamn you stupid moron ac. I wish you would go suck the dick of a hairy filthy transvestite. WHORE WHORE WHORE FUCK SHIT DICK
Smoking for the social aspect - now there's a brilliant idea. I don't think anyone will want to "hang around with you" in a few years, when your coughing up blood due to lung cancer, emphysema, and bronchitis.
So what, you're only hurting yourself, right? Wrong. Your ignorance kills 3000 Americans every year with second hand smoke - almost as many people that were killed in the world trade center attacks.
You sir, are a terrorist.
I'm sick of all you stupid slashdotters who think RIAA is the end of the world. Oh my god, I can't pirate all my CDs and DVDs anymore, it's the END OF THE WORLD! I can't steal other people work anymore and show all my highschool friends how elite I am, *whine*whine*whine*. Get over it. Bitches.