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Talk To Xanth Creator Piers Anthony

Not only is Piers Anthony one of the world's most popular fantasy authors (his books have been science fiction and fantasy staples for decades) but he has been using Linux and StarOffice 5.2 for the past year. This is your opportunity to ask Piers about either the technical aspects of using Linux and StarOffice to produce fiction or about his upcoming work (new Xanth novels coming soon!) or almost anything else. We'll forward 10 of the highest-moderated questions to Piers tomorrow, and will run his answers (verbatim, as always) as soon as he gets them back to us.

439 comments

  1. Computer? by cperciva · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What sort of computer do you use to write your books? And what operating system does it run?

    1. Re:Computer? by joyoflinux · · Score: 1

      The submission said Linux and Star Office 5.2..The 'what sort of computer' would be interesting, though..

    2. Re:Computer? by Steveftoth · · Score: 1

      What is this? Are you from bbspot.com?

    3. Re:Computer? by arkanes · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      One his authors notes (back when I actually read his stuff, so quite some time ago - maybe 8 years or more) mentioned how he was adjusting to a new computer he'd gotten - I believe it was a VAX machine, and I think he also mentioned a Dvorak keyboard. He's been using computers for a long time, certainly pre-dating Linux. This was right around the time I was getting into computers myself, and I remember being impressed when he talked about setting up user directories and such.

    4. Re:Computer? by cperciva · · Score: 2

      The submission said Linux and Star Office 5.2

      If I was switching to a new operating system, I'd try it out for a while -- that is, more than a year -- before I moved my entire job over to depending on it. So if he's only been trying it for a year, I would have expected that his books would still be written on some other system.

    5. Re:Computer? by ryanr · · Score: 2

      It was a DEC Rainbow using a modified Dvorak layout and running CP/M. A few years later, another similar end note indicated he had switched to an IBM PC compatible machine.

  2. Motivations for the switch? by Corvaith · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not that switching over to Linux is, of course, a bad thing, but what I'd like to know from Mr. Anthony is--What made him change to Linux, and how he progressed in switching over? What parts were most difficult?

    1. Re:Motivations for the switch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just for the record, some years ago he switched from CP/M to MSDOS, and he had some choice descriptions of the situations in one of his Author's Notes. His first impression of MS and their product was pretty grim.

      I'll admit I haven't read anything by him in five years or more, so it couldn't have been more recent than Xanth 12 or so.

      I hope the parent gets modded up, because I know he's an irascible old fart, and I'd like to hear the reasoning :-)

    2. Re:Motivations for the switch? by PacoTaco · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sure he appreciates the excellent cut and paste features of StarOffice.

    3. Re:Motivations for the switch? by Louis_Wu · · Score: 2

      Bingo. Plus, what can Piers tell "the community" about his switch that would lead to making the switch easier for others in the future? What should be kept, what improved, what hidden by pretty GUI wrappers, and what should be tossed out? What pushed him through the problems? Which distro? (Asked only to gauge how hard those problems were. When I installed RH 7.2 I found it easier than my last Windows install.) I guess this question(s) goes beyond an interview, maybe a short description on his website.

    4. Re:Motivations for the switch? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I remember one of his forewords talking about how he used CP/M and a custom-done word processor at one point. He's probably fairly technically experienced compared to what you'd expect from your Average Joe author. :-)

      Anyone read Killobyte, his sci-fi VR book?

    5. Re:Motivations for the switch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      read his Author's Notes...every detail about his compewtor problems and keyboard alterations are in there..scattered about :)

    6. Re:Motivations for the switch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you suggesting that he plagiarizes??

    7. Re:Motivations for the switch? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
      Anyone read Killobyte, his sci-fi VR book?
      Yup! I thought it was kewl!
      --
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    8. Re:Motivations for the switch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's possible to plagiarise yourself, and repeatedly, then yes.

    9. Re:Motivations for the switch? by taernim · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Killobyte was a really good book. It was especially interesting to use a handicapped main character. Although I'm less-than-enamored with his portrayal of the hacker kid, I suppose it's a fairly apt description of a "script kiddie", or at least one type.

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  3. Publishers and StarOffice? by sparty · · Score: 5, Interesting

    With larger documents and the importance of formatiting in the publication process, have you had difficulty with publishers and document submission? If so, has your establishment (ie previously published work) allowed you to overcome opposition of the "we-don't-support-that" variety? Or did you find that publishers were open to alternate submission formats? Or were they already using other formats (I know some authors have actually typeset their works themselves, using LaTeX, but I assume they are few and far between).

    In short, modern print publishing requires a lot of attention to detail and transmission of large documents electronically--how do you make it work with your chosen set of tools, when publishers probably don't expect authors to be using that paritcular set of tools?

    1. Re:Publishers and StarOffice? by pineaulte · · Score: 1

      I'm writing a 400 page thesis on Open office, started a year ago, and I'm finishing the final revision tomorrow. I personally switched because of the superiority of OO's drawing module and its intergration with the writer program. I use a lot of diagrams and such in the thesis and MSword was just not up to it. Having a double boot PC, linux mandrake and windows, I switched to SO6 beta and then to OO and haven't looked back since. Being in an academic milieu I'm always sending papers left and right to people and editors who use word, and I haven't had any problems with that either. Finally the capacity to generate directly from OO pdf versions is a really important plus for me. I recommend OO to anyone who has serious writing to do. Personally my desktop linux is far superior to my win'98 + Office2000 desktop...

    2. Re:Publishers and StarOffice? by Wrexen · · Score: 2

      With larger documents and the importance of formatiting

      Piers Anthony books...hrmm.. Freudian slip?

  4. How Do I Get Published? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    My question is, how can I also get whatever drops out of my butt published?

    I've been trying for years to get a publisher to even *read* a manuscript, yet this guy writes books about unicorns humping the devil or whatever the hell bizarre little fetish is giving him a chubby at the moment, and it gets published.

    And don't even get me started on Discworld "novels".

    Sorry. I had to get that off my chest.

    I have "real" questions:

    How does using StarOffice compare with more "established" word processors like "Word" in terms of usability?

    Do you worry about document portability in the future? What formats does StarOffice allow you to save? What format do you use consistently? How well does StarOffice import from, say, "Word" format?

    Are publishers beginning to accept documents in electronic format, or are they still stuck in the paper-age? If so, what formats do they accept and does StarOffice produce them, or do you need to convert them first?

    1. Re:How Do I Get Published? by Pxtl · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, Anthony sucks.... however, Discworld is Pratchett. Don't knock Pratchett.

    2. Re:How Do I Get Published? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The above post really isn't offtopic - he's talking about Pratchett, which is the subject of this thread, sort of.

      His sig is even a Pratchett reference.

    3. Re:How Do I Get Published? by Maggot75 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I think I speak on behalf of parazoo-cum-daemon-philes (paradee's for short) everywhere when I say:
      Don't knock unicorns humping the devil until you've seen just how far a unicorn's horn can actually reach up a demon's butt. Unicorns are hard to please and demanding lovers, while most devils are polyamourous sluts that will sleep with everything.
      Your criticism of unicorn-demon-sex is just to be expected from a narrow-minded society of unispecieist cretins. One day, you will be the weird ones, and believe me, we'll laugh at you then.

    4. Re:How Do I Get Published? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      first, you need to get an agent. most publishers dont accept unsolicited material.

      your best bet for starting out is to try and get published in magazines, but again, a lot of them dont accept unsolicited material.

      also, good agents can act as a filter; they dont try to push junk on companies, and if you have talent they can help you out sometimes by giving suggestions, etc. and if you suck, you shouldnt be published anyway.

    5. Re:How Do I Get Published? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Heh, yeah, I'd pretty much decided I need to get an agent. It makes sense that publishers wouldn't pay too much attention to stuff that someone else hasn't already decided to work with.

      But I'm too lazy and apathetic at the moment. Maybe later!

    6. Re:How Do I Get Published? by malachid69 · · Score: 1

      Didn't he get fed up with the whole market and start his own publishing house?

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  5. What drove you to use Linux? by Faldgan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You are a professional writer, not a professional computer nerd. With computer people, we try/run linux because we can. With people that are not full-time computer geeks, if they run linux, it's because something drove them to it, either something they disliked about their previous OS, or something they wanted from linux. Why did you switch?

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    1. Re:What drove you to use Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think being a "professional writer" precludes one from being a "professional computer nerd". Just look at Neal Stephenson.

    2. Re:What drove you to use Linux? by gthistle · · Score: 1

      It's a valid question, but Anthony's about-the-author notes from long ago discussed the vagaries of using a DEC Rainbow, running CP/M and having to switch to DOS, etc. I haven't bothered to read his work for over a decade, so I've no idea whether his interest in playing with computers has continued without break since then; the interest is long-standing, at least.

      Anyway, it's quite possible for people who aren't full-time computer geeks to choose something outside the mainstream, simply because they can....

    3. Re:What drove you to use Linux? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      I don't think being a "professional writer" precludes one from being a "professional computer nerd". Just look at Neal Stephenson.

      I think that was the other way around. Being a pro techie doesn't stop you from being a great author. :-)

      Even better, (after all the flak Mac users catch for not "being technically sophisticated"), he was a Mac graphics coder.

      I miss his Snow Crash-era writing style, where it felt like he rolled each sentence around in his mouth for a couple of minutes to give it exactly the right gritty, cynical flavor. Beautiful source for quotes. I own four copies of the thing (each one I get keeps getting too well-read and starts looking shabby.

      I want Snow Crash v2. Forget this Diamond Age/Cryptonomicron stuff. :-)

    4. Re:What drove you to use Linux? by noodle-of-moria · · Score: 1

      That's true, Snow Crash had great prose, but Necronomicon especially had realistic plot going for it, which shows greater maturity as a writer IMO. Also had (L)inux and other real-world geek concepts. You never know, maybe his next work will combine all of the above.

    5. Re:What drove you to use Linux? by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2
      With computer people, we try/run linux because we can.

      Not me. I tried Linux because I needed an OS that worked on an Intel box. Win98 was garbage and Solaris didn't have enough hardware support. Linux (RH5.2 at the time) had a bit of difficulty with the pcmcia ethernet driver -- but even that was far easier to deal with than the same thing on windows.

      I spend my days at work beating computers into submission, The last thing I want to do when I get home is more of the same.

      --
      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  6. Literary Scope by AlphaHelix · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I enjoyed many of your books when I was much younger, and I found that they had a fantastic impact on my vocabulary and imagination. However, at around age 14, I started to feel that the newer novels that you were producing (this was in 1990 or so) were much more commerically oriented (I particularly recall that making the Brown Adept a lesbian seemed out of character and gratuitously sexual.) I'm now a much more mature reader, and I generally eschew the fantasy and science fiction genres for their immaturity, prefering works with more developed characters. My question to you is: Where do you feel your work fits into the science fiction/fantasy genre, and more importantly, where does it fit into the greater literary scheme of things?

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    1. Re:Literary Scope by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      However, at around age 14, I started to feel that the newer novels that you were producing (this was in 1990 or so) were much more commerically oriented (I particularly recall that making the Brown Adept a lesbian seemed out of character and gratuitously sexual.)

      I don't think it has anything to do with the books he was writing in 1990 or any other date. I think it was the fact that you were 14. That is about the same age that many people seem to give up on his writings. It happened to me and my peer group around 1985 when were in the 14-15 year old bracket and it seems to have happened to a lot of people I have met since then, regardless of the actual year it happened, the one thing in common is that all of them grew out of Piers Anthony books by the time their 15th birthday rolled around.

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    2. Re:Literary Scope by MisterBlister · · Score: 2
      I'm now a much more mature reader, and I generally eschew the fantasy and science fiction genres for their immaturity, prefering works with more developed characters.

      So true. For every Brave New World or SnowCrash, SciFi gives us thousands of novels that are literary diarrhea.

    3. Re:Literary Scope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      I enjoyed many of your books when I was much younger, and I found that they had a fantastic impact on my vocabulary and imagination. However, at around age 14, I started to feel that the newer novels that you were producing (this was in 1990 or so) were much more commerically oriented (I particularly recall that making the Brown Adept a lesbian seemed out of character and gratuitously sexual.) I'm now a much more mature reader, and I generally eschew the fantasy and science fiction genres for their immaturity, prefering works with more developed characters. My question to you is:
      Will using open source software help you become less of a hack?

    4. Re:Literary Scope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, true. But then again so does mainstream fiction, or most other genres.

    5. Re:Literary Scope by crumley · · Score: 3, Interesting
      So true. For every Brave New World or SnowCrash, SciFi gives us thousands of novels that are literary diarrhea.
      Well, what you say is true, but you are too focussed on SF. As Sturgeon's Law says 90% of the novels in every genre stinks.
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    6. Re:Literary Scope by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      I'll third that. Almost everyone I know that has read a Piers Anthony book and enjoyed it, read it as a pre-teen to about 14 or 15 years of age. His books made us all feel smarter than we thought we should have been at that age because we actually cought on to his jokes that had all previously been over our heads. I would like to thank Mr. Anthony for all of his books, and for turning me onto Science Fiction and Fantasy books. For me, his books are what started me into what I consider my own kind of geekdom. My question for him is what age did he begin to really become intrested in writing, and what made him to decide to write for a living, much less fantasy novels for adolescents.

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    7. Re:Literary Scope by $rtbl_this · · Score: 1

      As someone (Asimov? Ellison?) once put it: "The golden age of science fiction is thirteen".

      I'd like to modify that slightly and suggest that thirteen is the golden age of bad science fiction. You get the chance then to enjoy the crap without having properly developed critical faculties getting in the way. Damn, I miss that. :)

      --
      "Are you being weird, or sarcastic?" said Emma. I said I didn't know because I get the two feelings mixed up.
    8. Re:Literary Scope by Vardamir · · Score: 1

      First of all, it is good to see an author using linux, especially a sci-fi author.

      It seems that there is a lot of criticism of his novels here, and I agree that there is a vast quantity of sci-fi and fantasy books produced that are of very poor quality (though I have only read a few of these poorer quality books).

      If you want to know if a Sci-Fi book is good, compare it to Frank Herbert's Dune series (many people say that the latter books get dull, but I say to these people all you care about is cheap action -- there are other things worth reading about).

      As for Fantasy, Tolkien's works and Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series should be the standard to hold your novels up against.

      Two notes:

      1) Robert Jordan seems to borrow (or perhaps integrate would be a better word) many ideas (words, peoples, plot lines, etc.) from Herbet's Dune series into Wheel of Time. The analogous nature is easy to spot, but WoT is still very good.

      2) Don't copy things too much, that goes for you Terry Goodkind! While Sword of Truth is certainly pretty good (at least when I was still reading it 4 years ago, your fisrt book was your best, but you copy way too many things from Wheel of Time -- the plot lines are too similar).

    9. Re:Literary Scope by CaseyB · · Score: 2
      I think it was the fact that you were 14.

      Bang on. I can read Harry Potter at 30 and love it, but Anthony's stuff got too boring even at 13.

    10. Re:Literary Scope by Phroggy · · Score: 2

      In one of his Author's Notes he said he didn't actually intend to make her a lesbian, she just kind of came out seeming that way. A lot of people wrote to him and complained that he didn't do a good job expressing what a real lesbian is like, and it's because he wasn't thinking of that at all.

      It's been years, though, so I really don't remember.

      I always loved the Author's Note at the end of (nearly) every book.

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    11. Re:Literary Scope by CaseyB · · Score: 2
      Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series should be the standard to hold your novels up against.

      Good lord. Why, so everything looks good?

      Jordan is to the 90's/00's as Anthony was to the 80's. Only worse, because at least Anthony's bad writing has some creative ideas. Jordan and Goodkind are pure formula.

    12. Re:Literary Scope by Raffi+Spock · · Score: 1

      Quite precise. I gave up on Xanth exactly two months before my fifteenth birthday (which was actually a lot less futher back, I suspect, than most poster, with the possible exception of most of the trolls).
      A friend in Grade 12 pointed out to me that a lot of Anthony's stuff was just thinly veiled erotica. He recommended Pratchett instead. I'm on the eighth month or so of a Pratchett binge, and feel that the Discworld books are much more... mature. Not mature as in full of sex, but as in writing style. Xanth often feels as if it's written for ten year olds with dirty minds. Pratchett, as Isaac Asimov said on writing for teens, is written for young adults -- everyone understands it, and nobody feels talked-down-to.

      "And outte of the fyres of rebellionne, let us bake new menne, who are notte beholden to the olde lies."
      - Old Stoneface.

      A young'un. :-P

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      Anything said in Latin, sounds profound.
    13. Re:Literary Scope by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Informative

      ...seemed out of character and gratuitously sexual

      Well...I believe a lot of Mr. Anthony's characters are gratuitously sexual...but that's the style he writes in, which suits the target audience very well: relatively lighthearted, scifi/fantasy, teasingly sexual stories, usually with puzzle-based plot resolution a la Star Trek.

      You can't deny that he's done a good job of producing his target market what they want, right?

      That being said, I wouldn't mind a more serious, less sexual variant of Killobyte. There are too few authors that really understand (or go to the trouble of researching) the tech in their tech stories and have the guts to make things relatively plausible. When you run across something like this (I believe someone earlier mentioned Neal Stephenson, who did a particularly good job), it's absolutely glorious. You can read through the book without constantly wincing at factual errors or impossibilities.

      Finally, whether you like the plots or writing style or not, one thing that cannot be denied is that Mr. Anthony has come up with an incredible variety of very original settings. He has produced an enormous number of fantastic worlds (especially when considering that he's a single author). I find that most of the interest in his books comes not from the character-character interaction, but from in absorbing the worlds he's come up with.

      For example (spoiler warning):

      Xanth, a peninsula which somehow overlays various peninsulas in our world (Florida, Italy).

      The Apprentice Adept series, where a technological world exists in parallel with a fantasy world, each of which has a similar social structure and characters. The tech society is heavily based around the playing of a massive game.

      The Incarnations of Immortality series, where humans in a modern society both technologically and magically advanced take on roles similar to those of beings in the Greek panetheon. The rules governing these beings are complex and where most of the content in the story comes from.

      Killobyte, Mr. Anthony's attempt to do for VR something like what Wired does for the Internet -- predict social impact and changes. (This may sound dry, but it's in fact a quick-moving bit of fiction).

      The Mode series, where characters stream through a rapid succesion of worlds that Mr. Anthony creates.

      The best series to prove my point is Firefly. Perhaps someone has different feelings on this book, but I read it and found it pretty awful. Why? It's one of the few (the only?) books done where Mr. Anthony worked within the confines of our existing world, and didn't create his own. Removing the fantastic worlds, you're left with some semi-plausible characters, less than incredible dialog, the mandantory gratuitous sexuality...not that great.

      I'd actually love to see a collaboration where Mr. Anthony does all the setting design and someone else does all the character and dialog work...Patricia C Wrede would be a good choice, as I like her upbeat dialog and character work).

    14. Re:Literary Scope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ack. Don't forget Rick Cook's "Wizard's Bane" series about a programmer, transferred to another universe where magic works, writes a magic compiler. Lotsa fun.

    15. Re:Literary Scope by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Apparently you've never read "Firefly" (not a Xanth book). The erotica in that one wasn't veiled even a little....

      Jaysyn

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    16. Re:Literary Scope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GAH! Jordan is great. If it is formula, I don't care if it is formula, I enjoy it highly

    17. Re:Literary Scope by uid8472 · · Score: 1

      If my memory serves me right: That was the Red Adept back in the first trilogy who was (mistakenly) believed to be a stereotyped depiction of a lesbian; she'd masqueraded as a man for misdirection, etc. The Brown Adept in Phaze Doubt (the last one) was very much meant to be lesbian; --- SPOILER WARNING ---



      she'd had a fling with a female werewolf at some point in the past, she gets fixed up with another female character eventually, etc. But it's been a while since I read the book or the author's note, so my recollection could be a little off.

    18. Re:Literary Scope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harry Potter isn't science fiction, it's childrens literature. Parents enjoy reading it to their children.

    19. Re:Literary Scope by Pete · · Score: 1
      AlphaHelix said:
      I'm now a much more mature reader, and I generally eschew the fantasy and science fiction genres for their immaturity, prefering works with more developed characters.

      I'll then presume you haven't read the "Song of Ice and Fire" series (by George R. R. Martin) yet (if you're implying that fantasy/SF are always immature :-).

      If you haven't, and you like stuff with serious, multidimensional, GREY characters (ie. not obviously Good(tm) or Evil(tm)), you'll love this series. There are very, very few writers I've read that even come close to George's standard. He fucking rules.

      See GRRM's homepage (no, I'm not giving an amazon or BN link, you can find those yourself - though the reader comments on amazon at least are worth reading... and the preview chapter(s) (okay, I will give a link then, dammit :-)).

      Pete.

    20. Re:Literary Scope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy it if you must, but grouping Jordan's stuff with Tolkien as "the standard to hold your novels up against" is (IMHO) stupid.

      Popular formula != Literature...

    21. Re:Literary Scope by arkanes · · Score: 2

      You might want to do yourself a favor and read Cthon, if you can find it - it's a book of his from the early 70s(?), and while some elements of the "Xanthony" style are there, it's not nearly as intrusive (no puns, for example) and the book is... alot... more adult. I had read it when I was 9 or 10 (precocious, thats me :P), before I'd ever read Xanth, and was blown away when looking over my shelves years later to realize it was him.

    22. Re:Literary Scope by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      AlphaHelix wrote:
      and I generally eschew the fantasy and science fiction genres for their immaturity, prefering works with more developed characters

      While not really on-topic, I have to say that this is a pretty gross generalization. While there are alot of pulpy sci-fi/fantasy writers, the same can be held true for every other genre under the sun. You can find just about anything you're looking for in F/SF, if you catch on the right authors... excellent character development, fascinating plots, philosophical discourses, humor, the list goes on and on.

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    23. Re:Literary Scope by jgerman · · Score: 2

      I have to disagree. I wouldn't say he went "commercial" but it's like with the Xanth novels, he took the puns and alliteration to ridiculous extremes. As for the sexuality comment above, Anthony wrote *ahem* romance *ahem* novels at one point as far as I recall. Sex is always just below the surface in every book of his I've read, i.e. most of them.

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    24. Re:Literary Scope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out the Tarot series, one of his older sets of books (I think it was written in the '70s) it is loaded with unveiled sex.

    25. Re:Literary Scope by malachid69 · · Score: 1

      My first book of his was "Race Against Time" (junior book). Then I moved on to Incarnations, Apprentice Adept, Kilobyte, Xanth (never could finish that series -- tired of my favorite characters going away), Mode, etc...

      Incarnations had a very large impact on my own writing style, as it showed the ability to do things that no one else ever has. If any of you have not actually read that series, highly recommended, although book two is a bit slow...

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    26. Re:Literary Scope by AlphaHelix · · Score: 1

      Do you mean "gross generalization" as in "disgusting generalization" or as in "general generalization"? In either case, yes, it is a generalization, hence my saying "generally." The question is, is it an untrue generalization? Of course it isn't. Most sci-fi/fantasy readers will defend their genre of choice using Sturgeon's Law, but the fact remains that the vast majority of sci-fi/fantasy is written to to demonstrate some clever idea about the future (sci-fi genre), or some approximation of an adolescent magical power fantasy (fantasy genre). Of course there's well written science fiction and fantasy, and I've read some of it. But, I'll take Nabokov or Martin Amis or E.L. Doktrow (who actually did write a science fiction novel) any day over your average science fiction/fantasy writer. The problem isn't that it's hard to write a good science fiction/fantasy novel. It's that the good writers mostly choose not to.

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    27. Re:Literary Scope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sex is always just below the surface in every book of his I've read, i.e. most of them.

      Find a copy of Pornucopia, sex is far above the surface.

    28. Re:Literary Scope by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Ohhhhhhh! She was the one who... yeah, I remember now! The Game, the stage play, biting his tongue. OK, I remember her, and yeah, she certainly was. That was terribly amusing. I was thinking the other one was Brown.

      Damn, I should read those again.

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      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    29. Re:Literary Scope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could someone define the difference between "formula" and "archetype?" (bearing in mind that Tolkien "stole" most of his ideas from folklore and history.) The point of fantasy (IMHO) is to take old myths and breath new life into them. Whether Gaiman, Tolkien, Jordan or Goodkind do that in a more entertaining/thouht-provoking way is simply a matter of taste. I don't see the need to bash any writer simply because they don't suit you. I find Pratchett's jokes/"clever" references very dull but love Spider Robinson's pun-based short stories. Someone else may feel exactly the opposite. That doesn't make Robinson or Pratchett "hacks." Just authors that appeal to different people.

    30. Re:Literary Scope by writertype · · Score: 1

      Wheel of Time=Battlefield Earth. Slog, slog, slog, slog, interesting bit, slog, slog, slog, slog. But in a pseudo-intellectual "look how intelligent I must be if I can make it extremely complex" kind of way. "A Song of Ice and Fire" by George R.R. Martin is head-and-shoulders above the rest.

    31. Re:Literary Scope by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      . I would like to thank Mr. Anthony for all of his books, and for turning me onto Science Fiction and Fantasy books

      I started out with C.S. Lewis, was Anthony a step up or down from there? I started reading him at ~age 14, still do, though not as often (err, I kind of caught up on every book he had published and now own darn nearly every one up through 1997 or so. :-D After that it has naturally slowed down a tad bit).

      His books are of a large variety of tastes, Bio of a Space Tyrant is definitely NOT your average science fiction romp (and who ever in an above post a ways up said Sci-Fi has undeveloped characters needs to go get their head examined, or change authors)

      What I like most about Piers Anthony is that he is the perfect blend of new wave science fiction and the Hard Science fiction, I am normally a fan of the latter and poo-pa the former, but Piers Anthony proves that both can live together in harmony. :-D

    32. Re:Literary Scope by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Xanth often feels as if it's written for ten year olds with dirty minds

      Ahh, AMEN! Now THAT would explain it. As the only ten year old in my class (err, ok one of the few) who would go around constructing lists of the most painful ways to torture somebody;

      aah yes, it all makes sense now. :-D

      (err, then again, my school district had sex ed in the 4th grade, so, yah, err, I think we all pretty much had dirty minds back then, hmmm. . . . )

  7. Would/do you recomend Open Source to others? by maddogsparky · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Would/do you recommend open source tools to others in your field? If not, what is holding you back? If you are already an advocate, have you convinced anyone to switch? Who?

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    science is a religion
    1. Re:Would/do you recomend Open Source to others? by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      Possably the best question I've seen today. I would like to hear the answer to this as well. Please mod the parent up.

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      --Forest C. Adcock--
  8. Juvenile vs Adult fiction by MattW · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I must have read at least 20 of your books between 11 and 17, but over time, they seemed to lose their luster. A lot of people I know had a similar fascination, and a similar segue into other reading. Do you believe that your work in fantasy is targetted at the juvenile market? Is that intentional or accidental? Have you had pressure from publishers over the years to try to be 'more mainstream' or perhaps specifically write to the young adult market?

    1. Re:Juvenile vs Adult fiction by dirvish · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You should check out the first Bio of a Space Tyrant book. It is targeted at a more mature audience and one of the best books I have read.

      I would like to know what motivated Mr. Anthony to write books that are so different from each other, ie I enjoyed the Xanth series when I was about 11 or 12, but wouldn't read it now but the Bio of a Space Tyrant is still good today at the ripe old age of 22.

    2. Re:Juvenile vs Adult fiction by krich · · Score: 1

      I was wondering of anyone else remember the Space Tyrant books. Actually, I think this series *was* aimed directly at the juvenile audience, although it was some of his better writing. It a space soap opera, but it holds up fairly well. I'm 37, read them the first time as a very young guy in the Navy, and just rebought the series in hardback off ebay to relive younger days. The reread left me with the same impression... simplistic plots, aimed at a younger audience, but well done. Quick but enjoyable reads.

      I also really enjoyed the Incarnations series. His fantasy (like Xanth) has always left me cold.

    3. Re:Juvenile vs Adult fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh, all the rape didn't turn you off? It may have been adult, but it was also awful. Asimov made Foundation more adult without all the rape rape rape. Too bad Stephen R Donaldson also went down this "rape fiction" route too with his Gap series... bleh.

  9. Interprobability by Streyeder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How has your experience with transferring files between office programs and operating systems? Unless, of course, this never occurs between you and your publisher.

  10. Any more Apprentice Adept? by Caduceus1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Piers, any plans to work in the Apprentice Adept universe again? I was a big fan of those books, although it seemed to get stretched in the later novels. I remember reading that you were moving to the Mode novels instead and had no plans for Adept, but that was years ago...

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    1. Re:Any more Apprentice Adept? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Piers, any plans to work in the Apprentice Adept universe again? [...] although it seemed to get stretched in the later novels. ...

      s/Apprentice Adept/Xanth/
      s/stretched/worn thin/

      s/Xanth/Incarnations of Immortality/

      s/Piers/Anne McCaffrey/
      s/Incarnations of Immortality/Pern

      s/Pern/Crystal Singer

      [...]

  11. Incarnations of Immortality by totallygeek · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I love that series of books. I always thought that they would make one great (2.5 hour) movie. Now that special effects are both a reality and inexpensive (thanks largely to Linux and computer pricing drops), do you see a movie of this series in the near future?

    1. Re:Incarnations of Immortality by sirgoran · · Score: 1

      I whole heartedly agree. But the question could be expanded to ask if any of his books/series might now be moved to the big or small screen.

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      Carpe Scrotum - The only way to deal with your competition.
    2. Re:Incarnations of Immortality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "On a Pale Horse" would make an excellent move, and you could get Whelan to do the movie poster!

    3. Re:Incarnations of Immortality by MisterBlister · · Score: 2
      Now that special effects are both a reality and inexpensive (thanks largely to Linux and computer pricing drops),

      Good special effects are NOT inexpensive. Look at Harry Potter. They poured millions into it and it had some of the shoddiest special effects ever.

      While free OSes (like Linux) for rendering & workstation use are nice, the savings there is nothing compared to the time-costs of good human animators and programmers required to create custom software and scripts (if you want truly good special effects).

    4. Re:Incarnations of Immortality by Grax · · Score: 1

      Personally I want to see a whole movie made of "On a Pale Horse".

    5. Re:Incarnations of Immortality by rbeattie · · Score: 2


      Without doubt. This is marked 5 already, but give my support to this question. An Incarnations movie would rule.

      -Russ

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      Me
    6. Re:Incarnations of Immortality by mbadolato · · Score: 1

      Agreed! It would have to be done right though. And if it was a success, the other books could then follow into movies.

      Better still, go LoTR on them and film all 7 at once *g*

    7. Re:Incarnations of Immortality by Grax · · Score: 1

      You can spend tons of money on crap or you can get genius on a budget. Spending more doesn't guarantee results.

    8. Re:Incarnations of Immortality by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I'd sure love to see that as well. There's really only a few books I can think back to reading growing up that I can still recall fondly after all this time, and here's a full series of them. Though I'd say more the miniseries route while we're wishing, with one hour and a half block or so devoted to each.

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      Everything will be taken away from you.
    9. Re:Incarnations of Immortality by malachid69 · · Score: 1

      Much of the script could be filmed from multiple cameras at once, then split into the different movies during editing. Then, every 3-6 months, you could come out with the next title -- all 7 on the big screen would just be awesome.

      Interestingly enough, in the questionaire I recently filled out at the local cable access station, I said that my end goal was to do something like Incarnations for the big screen :)

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    10. Re:Incarnations of Immortality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too would love to see a movie based on the Incarnations of Immortality, being the first series I actually read. I think a movie which encapsulates the forst 6 books would be truly awesome.

  12. You really enjoy Xanth? Or is it the money? by count0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How can you keep your current and future work in the Xanth world from becoming commercially-driven drivel? I stopped reading Xanth books when they started to seem forced - written for the fans, written for the publisher, no longer written for yourself. Sure, they were still full of atrocious puns, and some ridiculously funny situations, but the depth seemed lacking. That was in the early 90s. Anything improved? Or am I mistaken, and you're still as engaged as ever, and not a victim (like Frank Herbert) of publishers demanding new books with an established fan base.

    "A Spell for Chameleon" was the first book I ever bought with my own money (at age 11 or so). Somehow the early 90s Xanth work didn't stack up for me. It wasn't just that I have grown personally - I re-read "ASfC" just a couple years ago and still enjoyed it. Maybe I'll have to check out the latest opus and see if anything's changed (or if I have...).

    1. Re:You really enjoy Xanth? Or is it the money? by Lil'wombat · · Score: 1
      Its the money. I read an article by Piers thats talks about his approach to the business of writing. Given that you have only so many years as a productive writer, he can't afford to write books that his publisher won't print. He does an outline first and gets the publisher to buy that. If they don't like the outline, he never writes the book.

      Here's a scary thought, the drivel he writes was printed - what was the crap that never got past the outline stage like?

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      Truth: If it's not one thing, it's another

    2. Re:You really enjoy Xanth? Or is it the money? by DonaldBeckman817 · · Score: 1

      or even worse, with the drivel that gets published because they know they can sell it, what great books that never get published because of risk????

  13. What tools? by _Quinn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I imagine that the publisher has its own ideas about how the printed books should be formatted, but WYSIWYG seems to the dominant paradigm in word processing today. I remember reading (a while back) about (geez, was it wordstar?) some custom macros you had so you could keep comments in-line with the text, but skip over or locate them easily. Do you do something similar now? Do you do some sort of markup for things like chapter-opening quotes, or whatever? (I suppose that means: can you mark a block as some StarOffice style and the publisher will read that and Do The Right Thing w.r.t. to its formatting in the book?)

    Do you have a really nice monitor, or do you get hardcopies to do your revisions?

    -_Quinn

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    Reality Maintenance Group, Silver City Construction Co., Ltd.
    1. Re:What tools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      WYSIWYG seems like it would be completely useless to a novelist. It seems like the ideal environment would be a smallish black and white (or other soothing combination) monitor. It seems you'd want pretty much just your text on the screen, and a quick way to navigate through what you've written. Publishers shouldn't care what the format is as long is it's not proprietary. Probably the less formatting, the better.

      About the best editor I've seen for this sort of work was the Story Editor in PageMaker around 1994. Your text in a window with a column on the left showing paragraph style for non-default paragraphs.

    2. Re:What tools? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do you have a really nice monitor, or do you get hardcopies to do your revisions?
      Also, if you use your monitor for revisions, what do you use to get the white-out and red ink off of the glass?
  14. Being such an active practitioner of wordplay... by mcarbone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    what's your favorite pun?

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    The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we're uncool. -Crowe
  15. As a writer by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

    A really simple question...

    As a writer myself I am curious how you go about writing...I read the notes you had in the in the "incarnations"(Your best in my opinion BTW) series so I guess I am looking to see if time and/or new technology has changed any of that....

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    Power Corrupts,Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, leaving one person(group)in charge is absolutely corrupt.
  16. Top Fantasy Publishers? by MattW · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you were giving advice to a first-time author who wanted to shop around a fantasy manuscript -- and it was vibrant, original, compelling, and entertaining -- what publishers would you recommend? Assume the goal of this author is to be as widely read as possible, and the author is willing to do their part. (Grueling signing tour, visit tons of cons, etc) What publishers would be best at polishing the work and promoting it well?

    1. Re:Top Fantasy Publishers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your goal is to be as widely read as possible, or get rich, or get laid, you may as well hang it up and save yourself the aggravation. Write because you love it, or because it's the only way to exorcise your demons, or because it's the only way to exercise your demons.

      Nothing assures publication, but pursue the craft for its own rewards and it won't matter.

      Best of luck...

    2. Re:Top Fantasy Publishers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Tom Clancy or Stephen King? They are making money? Eh?!

  17. Which OS? by Art_XIV · · Score: 3, Funny

    Which operating system do you feel is most suitable for automating the summoning/conjuring of demons?

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    The only thing that we learn from history is that nobody learns anything from history.
    1. Re:Which OS? by oconnorcjo · · Score: 2
      Which operating system do you feel is most suitable for automating the summoning/conjuring of demons?

      My answer to that would be "I don't know about 'summoning/conjuring' but Windows is awsome at curses".

      --
      I miss the Karma Whores.
    2. Re:Which OS? by eli173 · · Score: 1

      Why, wouldn't that be one of the BSDs? ;)

    3. Re:Which OS? by Junta · · Score: 2

      No, I thought Windows didn't do well with curses or ncurses...

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      XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
    4. Re:Which OS? by Drakin · · Score: 1

      WIZ-DOS

      William Irving Zumwalt Demon Osperating System.

      Sheesh... you're a geek and you haven't read Rick Cook's "Wiz" series... sheesh...

    5. Re:Which OS? by Drakin · · Score: 1

      That should be Operatring. I need to reread my post before submitting...

    6. Re:Which OS? by SynKKnyS · · Score: 1

      Besides OpenBSD, which conjures tastey fugu.

    7. Re:Which OS? by oconnorcjo · · Score: 2
      No, I thought Windows didn't do well with curses or ncurses...

      Oh Windows does not allow you to use curses on it! It merely curses others around it! ;)

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      I miss the Karma Whores.
    8. Re:Which OS? by Alexius · · Score: 2
      I know this was meant as a joke, but I do know people who use computers for magical workings. 'Technopagan' is usually a good word for it.

      Personally, I've done some spellcraft using my MOO (linked in the sig). I'd be interested in how Peirs would answer that.

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      `Lex - Find Me Here: Text Appeal
    9. Re:Which OS? by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 2

      Personally, I'd have to recommend Windows for the conjuring of daemons. The good news is that for the first five minutes they tend to do what you want, then they get unstable and die.

      That's got to be the best/only safe way to deal with them.

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      --- I wish I could hear the soundtrack to my life. That way I'd know when to duck.
  18. Movies by cmdr_forge · · Score: 0

    What was your opinion of total recall the movie? Do you feel that your books "translate" well into movies?

    1. Re:Movies by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

      Um....he wrote the novelization of the movie, based on a short story by an entirely different author...so really the translation goes in entirely the other direction....

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      Power Corrupts,Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, leaving one person(group)in charge is absolutely corrupt.
    2. Re:Movies by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1

      Sssshhhh! It's a funny question the way it is!

  19. Interprobability - chance of a crossover universe by count0 · · Score: 2

    Hey Pier - what is the interprobability of a crossover series? Say Xanth and Incarnations? just kidding.

  20. Question for PA by Ransak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Running an 'alternate' OS as your main system for producing your works, have you ran into any incompatablities with distributing your works to publishers? Have they been willing to work with you on any incompatability problems? Are you happier writing on a free OS (in terms of flexibility, over all 'feel')? PS: Love the Incarnations of Immortality series!

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    "Powers. I have them."
  21. dirty, dirty xanth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do your books always feature sex and manufactured situations where the character has to think out of the box to solve a problem? Ex. On a Pale Horse (breathing through the scythe) and countless others, particularly in Xanth. I used to be a regular reader of your books but the repetitiveness got to me. I knew most of what was going to happen after reading the first couple pages. It is like reading the same book 10 times from different angles.

  22. Source of Inspiration by gilly_gize · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So has Linux ever served as a source of inspiration for any of your writing?

    (Maybe naming a character "grep" or incoporating recursive acronyms into the title or something)

  23. not a question, but interesting factoid by loosenut · · Score: 2

    FYI: The name for the Xanth novels is derived from Piers' name: Pier _Xanth_ ony.

    1. Re:not a question, but interesting factoid by CableModemSniper · · Score: 0

      No it isn't. He was looking thru a baby names book for a name for his daughter and came across Xanthe. He didn't name her that, but later dropped the e for the name of his little world.

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      Why not fork?
    2. Re:not a question, but interesting factoid by centron · · Score: 0

      Hey! Why is this modded down? This is accurate, not Piers Xanth-ony. How about we mod down the guy that's wrong?!

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      XeoMage

  24. Is Fantasy blasphemy ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Fantasy authors create imaginary "universes"
    where other rule than the ones in our universe
    hold.
    But should they do that ?
    Isn't this making mockery of the Lord's creation ?
    Don't they put themselves in the place of Allah ?
    Their "world" are usually terribly logically
    flawed - not surprising.
    Terrible thing always happen if mem put himself
    at Allahs place. Just look at Palestine.

    Also these Fantasy books contain often references
    to witchcraft and satanism.
    Shouldn't be banned for children because of this ?

    Many Fantasy authors are also often rumored to be
    members of the OTO like Marylin Mason.

    1. Re:Is Fantasy blasphemy ? by iamchaos · · Score: 1

      I did not realize that Marlyn Manson was a member of Ordo Templi Orientis. Interesting indeed. Now, does that make the OTO bad or Manson bad? What ever happened to using the human imagination? I guess Allah wants to ban that to, while making people suffer and making women's life horrible. My question would be: Do you have to put up with blind ignorance like this on a daily basis?

  25. publishers and electronic formats by MattW · · Score: 2

    How eager are publishers to get your work electronically when you submit it? Do you believe they'd feel the same about work from first-time authors? And do they try to insist on getting proprietary formats, or are they ready to handle formats like StarOffice?

  26. Incarnations series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Though you are most well known for Xanth, I would say that some of my favourite books are the Incarnation series. What inspired you to write these books? Is there/are there reasons other then ones expressed in the appendix at the end of each?

  27. Inspirations? by kasparov · · Score: 4, Interesting

    First, I just wanted to say, "Thank you," for releasing your version of "But What of Earth." The "co-authored" version that they put out was horrible in comparison.

    I know this isn't a Linux or StarOffice question, but I'm very curious about who your inspirations were in the Sci-Fi realm. Who are your favorite authors?

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  28. opinions changed by Mynn · · Score: 2

    Does he still think computer manuals are scripted by demons in hell, or has he grown up a bit (along with our industry's improvements).

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    Face it, people are stupid, and the internet is the place where they all meet.
    1. Re:opinions changed by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Are you saying computer manuals AREN'T written by demons? We must not be reading the same manuals!

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    2. Re:opinions changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does he still think computer manuals are scripted by demons in hell

      Don't you mean 'daemons'? And of course they are... at least the FreeBSD manual is.

  29. On the Uses of Torture by medcalf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What was your inspiration for "On the Uses of Torture," and do you find that your fans are more or less interested in this kind of story than in your more well-known works?

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    -- Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong. - Dire Straits
    1. Re:On the Uses of Torture by MontytheMooch · · Score: 1

      Most definatly one of his MOST "memorable" stories ever. I haven't read it in 15 years, but I can still recall most of the gory details!

    2. Re:On the Uses of Torture by The+Dark+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      I'm not a huge fan of Piers Anthony any more, but I find some of his earlier fiction quite interesting. I had forgotten the name of this story (which I probably read for the first and last time about 10 years ago), but I find myself thinking about it quite a bit.

      I know there's that usual tripe about 'it's not about how good his writing was, it's that you're older now', but I don't think that's true. His writing way back when was still flawed in many of the ways it is today, but the difference was that he told stories with more heft to them, with a bit more going on under the surface.

  30. Practicing by Alan+Livingston · · Score: 1

    If you're a master uber-geek, woulkd it be possible to "practice" Windows into Linux?

    1. Re:Practicing by jd142 · · Score: 2

      Are you confusing him with David Brin? He wrote The Practice Effect, which actually reminded me much more of Stasheff's the Warlock In Spite of Himself than anything by Anthongy.

    2. Re:Practicing by Alan+Livingston · · Score: 1

      Could be... I think it's been probably 15 years since I've been reading any fantasy. I may have mis-recalled the author.

  31. Is the source of PUNs going to increase? by dawime · · Score: 1

    You have made several puns that relate to windows, and I guess with GNU/Linux, do you think the number of PUNs will increase? And will the audience get those?

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  32. Why did you switch to Linux for the desktop? by crispenigl · · Score: 1


    Most people, including myself, use Linux for mail,dns and web servers and MS for the desktop. Why did you switch to Linux for the Desktop?

    Thanks for writing "The Iron Maiden" I have been waiting for this book for years :)

    Greg

    1. Re:Why did you switch to Linux for the desktop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Piers answered this question on his website (http://www.hipiers.com, look for the newsletter section, and it's in one of the old one.) There are a number of things that Windows will no longer allow him to do, two of which that come to mind are mapping the number pad "Enter" key to a different function than the main "Enter" key, and some printer functions (for a specific printer that he was using) that sort of disappeared over time from one Windows version to another.

      I don't think he ever followed up by telling us whether he got those printer functions back, or if he could map the two "Enter" keys differently under Linux.

  33. Handheld PDA by robbway · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've shamelessly stopped reading your books awhile ago, but I've always been fascinated by your commentary on writing, your choice of computers, life with macros, and your insistance on portable computing so that you could write whenever the ideas hit. Have you ever tried, or even switched to a PDA for your remote writings?

  34. Child Molester-sounding book titles? by tommck · · Score: 5, Funny
    The day my friends came over for a party and pulled The Color of Her Panties off my shelf and started taunting me (it still hasn't stopped and its 8 years later), is the day I stopped reading the Xanth novels. It didn't help that there was a little girl of about 7 years old with plaid panties on the cover!

    My Question: Can you continue to write novels so that nerds can read them without the title causing them to get their asses kicked more than already happens?

    T

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    ---- It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.
    1. Re:Child Molester-sounding book titles? by kryptobiotic · · Score: 1

      That book caused me nothing but problems too. Years ago in my college prep english course we were having a class discussion during which I argued that romance novels aren't really books. The teacher then asked what book was on my desk, "what do I consider to be a real book?" I had a hard time convincing people that The Color of Her Panties wasn't that type of book.

    2. Re:Child Molester-sounding book titles? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      ...I thought the point of it was to make fun of society's obsession with hiding human sexuality. But thats me...

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      Any sufficiently advanced influence is indistinguishable from control.
    3. Re:Child Molester-sounding book titles? by hoggoth · · Score: 2

      > little girl of about 7 years old with plaid panties

      For some really unorthodox views on children and sensuality read Pier Anthony's "Firefly"

      I found it a bit disturbing, but amazingly honest, especially in today's political and moral climate (oh-oh I am starting to sound like Jon Katz...)

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      - For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat /dev/random (may take some time)
    4. Re:Child Molester-sounding book titles? by skryche · · Score: 1

      Wow, the exact same thing happened to me-- but the book was Virtual Mode.

    5. Re:Child Molester-sounding book titles? by gid-goo · · Score: 1, Funny

      You were trying to argue that romance novels aren't book with a Piers Anthony book on your desk? Holy pot - kettle - black. Piers Anthony had a couple of ideas sometime in the 80s. Since then he's been beating that horse for every penny that it'll produce. He probably uses Linux to run the computer program he wrote to write his novels for him. I stopped reading them around the age of 13 because I realized they were all the same!

    6. Re:Child Molester-sounding book titles? by forkboy · · Score: 2

      Hehehe, yeah, the teenage chick with the horse on the cover....I took some serious shit for that one too, being in 10th grade when it came out. (I had a nice big hardcover version from the library, too)

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    7. Re:Child Molester-sounding book titles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, that was Roger Zelazny with the computer ghostwriter. A Loki 7281, I believe.

    8. Re:Child Molester-sounding book titles? by kryptobiotic · · Score: 1

      I was well aware of the irony. I don't consider the Xanth novels to be real books either. More like potato chips for the mind.

    9. Re:Child Molester-sounding book titles? by kesuki · · Score: 2

      TCoHP has had a brown paper bag book cover on it since I first bought it. With it's xanth number on the paper cover. I pretended that the cover was there to protect the book from falling apart. It was to allow me to keep the book on my shelf, and take it around with me. Really, it's not that hard, and I don't think the book could have had any other title. ah well...

    10. Re:Child Molester-sounding book titles? by tommck · · Score: 1
      Yeah... maybe I just shouldn't have been kept the book around until I was 20 years old :-)

      T

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      ---- It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.
  35. Through the Ice by dhclab49 · · Score: 1

    I went to high school with Robert Kornwise and just wanted to say that it was a wonderful thing you did finishing his book.

    He was a great guy and you did a fantastic honor to him.

    1. Re:Through the Ice by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      For readers too, in my opinion. It was many, many years ago that I read it but I really enjoyed that book.

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  36. A technical question for Piers. by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 2, Funny

    As you appear to be a fan of Open Source Software, when are you going to release the code to the perl script you've apparently used to crank out the last fifteen or so Xanth novels, and will the code be GPLed or BSD-licensed?

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    1. Re:A technical question for Piers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The above comment should be moderated +2 insightful!

      I was thinking the same thing! And I knew that it would just be moderated to TROLL; which is unfortunate because many critics have had the same thoughts.

      The Incarnation of Imm. used the same plot over and over. A person gets the [insert incarnation here] job and then has to battle evil to save the love in his/her life.

      I haven't read the "For the Love Evil" yet. I'm not sure I want too waste the money.
    2. Re:A technical question for Piers. by maroberts · · Score: 1

      Actually you are right - the plot lines are remarkably similar when reduced to their basic ingredients, but the first one (Death - On a Pale Horse) and the second to last (Satan - For the Love of Evil) are the better of the series of seven.

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    3. Re:A technical question for Piers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Actually, the 6th book is the best.

    4. Re:A technical question for Piers. by malachid69 · · Score: 1

      Completely agree. Although, I couldn't stand to name a child Natasha now :(

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  37. Technophilia by epepke · · Score: 3, Interesting

    About a decade and a half ago, I recall seeing you speak at a convention in Florida (according to rumor, the only con at which you ever spoke, though I don't know if this is true). As I remember, at the time you said you were reluctant to use a computer because you were already so fast on your Dvorak typewriter. Moving to a Linux-based system seems to me to be a rather dramatic switch, especially as Linux is generally thought of as a system of technophiles, the same sort of people who eagerly used CP/M systems with ADM 3-As twenty years ago. What prompted your switch, and what adventures (both pleasant and unpleasant) has it entailed?

    1. Re:Technophilia by RDW · · Score: 1

      Looks like he may well have been one of these people:

      http://www.hipiers.com/97dec.html

      "I remember when I started with CP/M..."

      I also vaguely recall him mentioning his preference for CP/M over MS-DOS in the Afterword to some paperback or other.

    2. Re:Technophilia by MattW · · Score: 1

      Piers Anthony actually used CP/M before switching to DOS many years ago. I recall him recounting it in an authors note.

    3. Re:Technophilia by _xeno_ · · Score: 2
      I recall in the author's notes to one of his books Piers Anthony remarked something along the lines of using a Microsoft Natural Keyboard using a Dvorak keyboard mode. This was around the time of the introduction of the evil Com-Pewter, as I recall. I might be able to find the book somewhere at home, although it may have been in one of the books that we got through the library.

      So yeah, he probably switched to a computer when they got to the point where it was fairly easy to switch keyboard layouts, or when someone pointed out to him how to switch keyboard layouts. So it probably isn't as dramatic a switch as you might think...

      Of course, I've since gotten - well, bored, really - with Xanth and am now chewing through the Discworld series - kinda too bad, since a few years earlier, I might have some real questions to ask with this interview...

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little relative jumps, all alike.
  38. Total Recall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was the movie based on the book or vice versa?

    1. Re:Total Recall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was the movie based on the book or vice versa?

      The book was based on the movie, which was based on a short story by Phillip K. Dick, entitled "We can remember it for you, Wholesale"

  39. Personal Authors Notes - Bare feet don't stink. by emptybody · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In high school I read and re-read three series, Xanth, Apprentice Adept and Incarnations of Immortality. In 1988 my first son was born which drew most of my attentions away from your novels. In 1991 my second son and the real world drew me the rest of the way.

    I see that there are now 10 more Xanth novels that I do not have. I guess I have some catching up to do!

    Your authors notes were for me almost a series of their own. These, combined with your autobiography, "Bio of an Ogre", made me feel like I knew you. And gave new meaning and insight to most of your novels.

    Have you ever thought of collecting them together into a book of their own? Sort of a Peirs Anthony self retrospective or 'The Ogre Speaks Through the Ages.'

    --
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    1. Re:Personal Authors Notes - Bare feet don't stink. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I see that there are now 10 more Xanth novels that I do not have. I guess I have some catching up to do!
      "
      yeah, that might take a week.

    2. Re:Personal Authors Notes - Bare feet don't stink. by Jonavin · · Score: 2

      What's funny is that I've never read a Xanth novel. I tried picking one up, but it never held my interest like his other novels for some reason.

      His first book I read was "On a Pale Horse". From there I went on to read the rest of the Incarnation of Immortality series, as well as the Apprentice Adept and the Mode series.

      I've also read few his other books but never a Xanth novel. People that I meet -- the ones that know about Piers Anthony -- always associate him with Xanth.

  40. world building by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 5, Interesting

    when starting off creating a new world for your stories, do you concentrate a lot on historical and geographical background, or get right into your main story timelines? basically, what process do you find to be the best when setting the stage for the depth required for epic fantasy?

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  41. Large scale documents by Demon-Xanth · · Score: 2

    If you write or edit your novels on you computer. Have you noticed any difference between how different word processing programs handle the reletively large document size, and does the format it's in affect how well the program can manipulate the document?

    (as a subnote, do auto-spell checkers go nuts with all the puns?)

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    If you think education is expensive, you should try ignorance -- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
  42. Xanth Question by Entropy248 · · Score: 1

    Do you ever feel that the Xanth playground (gotta love Larry Niven!) has been broken by the abundance of magic and related plot twists? I've often felt that the Xanth universe was much better and more fun to read when it was simpler.

  43. Changes in technology... by carpediem55 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've read just about every book you've written, and through your author notes, its pretty apparent that you're not afraid to change with the times and technology. My question for you is, through all of your years of writing, what was the hardest change in technology that you ever did? And what was the best change-over that you did?

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  44. Gratuitous sexuality by knodi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I got hooked on your stuff when I borrowed "Man From Mundania" from my Dad. I read it in a weekend and devoured all the published Xanth books, the Adept books, and the Incarnations. They were all great, and as a young teen, I didn't mind the completely gratuitous and explicit sex in the Adept books.

    My mom was the one who had to drive me to the library, however, and I was unwilling to check out "The Color of Her Panties" with her looking over my shoulder. I already had to hide all the nude-covered xanth books under a big plaid hardback or two.

    I checked out Tatham Mound because of your name, but I couldn't get past a main character named "Bear Penis". Good lord man, why all the sex? Would it be so hard to make your stuff PG-13 instead of XXX or R? It's hardly a major literary compromise.

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    1. Re:Gratuitous sexuality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didja ever read "Firefly"? There's a segment in that book that was truly the most offensive thing I've ever read in a 'mainstream' book...anyone that has read the book will know what I mean. For others, it basically portrays a young girl as a sexual predator. And I must emphasize that I've never been offended by anything else in a book, and I've read thousands of them.

  45. Zealots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you have to say about the religious/righteous people who try to force books like yours off the shelves of secondary schools and public libraries, citing their fantastic nature as promoting all sorts of sin and lawlessness?

  46. On A Pale Horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only really have one question (ok several but they are all somewhat related) but I imagine it's something that is on the minds of a few readers of yours.

    Is there any possibility that we will ever see "On a Pale Horse" turned into a movie? I've been wanting to see this adapted for the screen since the moment I read it.

    Does anyone own the rights to it other than yourself?

    And finally what do you think about the idea of having your written words adapted to film. Do you this book (or for that matter any of your books) would make good material for screenplays or do you feel like they might lose some of the character if given some sort of "Hollywood treatment"?

    Hope this question gets selected. It's something I've wanted to know for some time.

  47. Why Linux over Macintosh? by toupsie · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Seems like a successful author like you would be able to afford one of Apple's high end systems like the TiBook or the PowerMac G4. Mac's are always touted as the "Creative Artist" machine. So why would you, as a creative person, pick to run Linux, XFree86 and Star Office over Mac OS X, Quartz and AppleWorks/M$ Office? You appear to be bucking a long standing trend.

    Also, do you feel you are more productive using Linux and StarOffice?

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    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
    1. Re:Why Linux over Macintosh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing I can say right this moment that I know is that you don't know what you are talking about.

      That and yeah, I took the bait but I always do. It's a flaw of mine, what can I do? I'm working on it.

  48. StarOffice - OpenOffice.org by Rock · · Score: 1

    Piers,

    When you transition from StarOffice 5.2, do you plan to use StarOffice 6.0 or OpenOffice.org 1.0?

    Thanks for your many wonderful books.

    -- Rich

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  49. Switch to FreeBSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that you've made the switch to StarOffice, you should consider switching to FreeBSD, the free OS with the stable VM system, not the OS that's still trying to re-invent basic OS systems in the year 2002.

  50. Other authors.... by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

    I am curious if you read/enjoy other authors works. There are several I read that have very solidly stated that they do not, notably Terry Goodkind.

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  51. Teaching with your books. by marbike · · Score: 1

    In the notes included with your book Steppe you stated that you were sneaking a history lesson past your editors. And in the Bio of a Space Tyrant there is quite a lot of history that can be extrapolated about the United States. Do you try to give a lesson in history with all of your work? I cannot find it in the Mode series, but it has been quite some time since I read those books.

    Keep up the great work!

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    it is better to light a flame thrower than curse the darkness. -Terry Pratchett Men at Arms
    1. Re:Teaching with your books. by Zerth · · Score: 2

      Yarg, have you read his Novels of Human History?(Isle of Woman, Shame of Man, etc) Each is a history lesson big enough to hurt somebody. He even has a grad student that rusn about doing his research(last I heard). I know someone who's anthropology class used one of the novels in that series as a textbook!

    2. Re:Teaching with your books. by Misenchant · · Score: 1

      His grad student research assistant was Alan Riggs. Alan hasn't worked for Piers for about 6 years. Piers does all his own research now.

  52. Philip K. Dick by crush · · Score: 2

    was the original author. The story was "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale". Good movie, well realized, but IMHO the short-story was better, there was more than one level of uncertainty about whether or not the whole experience was a hallucinatory holiday. IIRC the short story ended up with the revelation that the hero had saved mini-space aliens that could destroy the earth. They were grateful to the hero so the Govt. couldn't kill him. Still, a good movie.

  53. Sensitive Issues by WNight · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does your frequent focus on nakedness and panties of your very young female characters indicate an attraction on your part, or is there a good reason for this? (Re: _The Color of Her Panties_ which pictures (among other things) two mostly-naked young women.)

    Do you feel this is appropriate for books aimed at 10-14 year olds?

    1. Re:Sensitive Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Panties are clothing. How is this more disturbing to a child than turning on MTV and seeing Brittiny Spears bouncing her tits and ass in your face while lip-syncing?

    2. Re:Sensitive Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better is finding pictures of Britney, drenched...

      http://www.crackbaby.com/article.php?sid=5147

      You'll have to click above to find out what with - and it's not what you first thought :-)

    3. Re:Sensitive Issues by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      What, you'd rather have 14 year old guys attracted to 35 year old women than girls their own age? That's more appropriate? ;-)

      Ah, what a society we live in.

    4. Re:Sensitive Issues by chthon · · Score: 1

      I do not think you have read 'Chthon' from Piers Anthony. Btw. I haven't found any references to his works of the seventies yet, Chthon, Sos The Rope, Var The Stick...

    5. Re:Sensitive Issues by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Sos The Rope, Var The Stick...

      There's a reason for that... in a word... 'meh'.

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      Ita erat quando hic adveni.
  54. Are there penguins in Xanth? by cheezus · · Score: 2
    For most Mundanian creatures and things, Xanth tends to have magical (and very punny!) counterparts. I would imagine that a conversation with Com Pewter would go something like:

    "You're soft where?"
    "Open Sores"

    You've incorporated mundane technology into the Xanth world before. Will the idea of open source software make it into a future Xanth novel?

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    1. Re:Are there penguins in Xanth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, this is the most stupid and unwitty thing I have ever heard; should he put this in any of his future novels I will proceed to castrate myself and remove my internal organs one by one. What a freaking fool you are. *sees your e-mail address* Never mind, I apologize. We have to make special considerations for all the Americans out there, I'll try to use shorter words and type slowly here on.

      USA- nation of sheepish fools. All you do is let your government take your liberties away one by one and not care. It's really quite amusing. You cry the blues about the Big Brother effect but you let it happen to yourselves.

  55. What do you read and find interesting? by hrieke · · Score: 2

    Do you perfer fiction over non-fiction, historical novels, science books, any authors of note (or hidden jems that you'd like to mention), subjects which have made you stop and rethink issues?

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  56. Open Source Novels by swamp_water · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr. Anthony,

    What a pleasent surprise to see my favorite author ever answering questions on my favorite web site. My question is:

    Your Xanth novels, as we all know, are full of delicious puns that you get from your fans/readers. In a way your books are the colaboritive efforts of your fans and yourself. Do you feel that this contributes to your success as a novelist? Do you feel your fans are a good source of inspiration? Have you considered that this form of writing is unique and makes you a pioneer in Open Source Novel Writing.

    Thanks, Paul.

  57. 2 questions: by CarrionBird · · Score: 1
    1.

    Would you recommend fiction writing as a carrer to someone else? Or is it one of those things that that one can be successful at but wouldn't recommend that anyone else who valued thier sanity should try.

    2.

    As you may know, Apple has started a new media campaign aimed at gaining converts to the Mac. The predominant theme of these spots seems to be creative types (writers, musicians), expounding on how they couldn't grasp Windows but felt much better on the Mac.

    As a creative person who has (we assume) mastered the daily use of Linux, what do you think of the message of this campaign & do you feel that any particluar desktop is too "unwieldy" for non-techie use?
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  58. Piers Anthony Fanfiction by Bonker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Anthony,

    From your in-story commentary and author's notes, we have a glimmering of your opinion on people who don't pay for books.

    What is your opinion of people who borrow the books you've written from libraries. Also, what is your opinion of fan-authors who write fanstories based on your work?

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    1. Re:Piers Anthony Fanfiction by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I doubt that he has any problem with people borrowing his books from libraries, but I know his opinion of people who STEAL his books from libraries, and I can't repeat it here. You're not old enough to hear such language! I'M not old enough to hear such language!

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    2. Re:Piers Anthony Fanfiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're a Cro-Magnon man!

    3. Re:Piers Anthony Fanfiction by dirvish · · Score: 2

      I purchased nearly all of the Piers Anthony books I own (Xanth, Incarnations, Space Tyrant, Adept, etc) from the local used bookstore. What do you think about that Piers?

    4. Re:Piers Anthony Fanfiction by Bonker · · Score: 2

      From a quick count on the shelf behind me I've got 20 PA books, mostly Xanth titles, that I paid full price for in bookstores. All the rest were read in various libraries.

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  59. Your Sig by shepd · · Score: 1

    >My computer's longest uptime is 12 hours. I've tried windows, redhat and mandrake. Windows has performed the best

    Maybe you have hardware trouble?

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    If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
  60. How much longer... by ShawnDoc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Dear Mr. Anthony, I was just curious as to just how long one can keep beating a dead horse (Xanth)?

  61. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many kinds of fish can you name?

  62. Voice Recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever done any book writing using voice recogntion software. If so, what are the pros and cons? How accurate is it? Which software is the best? Does anything work with Linux?

  63. I have to agree-- Xanth got dumbed-down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When I read A spell For Chameleon (and the Split Infinity series) I was totally blown away. But as I got older and kept reading the new books as they came out, it seemed that they started getting more sexual and less mature in some way.

    Now don't get me wrong-- I LOVE immature, and I LOVE sexual-- just not from this type of book.. it starts getting a little creepy. After a while, I kinda stepped out of the Xanth series. I was SO excited at one time when the next one came out, and then all of a sudden I was like, "Blah, whatever."

    Did I grow out of Xanth, or did Xanth just get dumbed-down? I think the latter, because upon rereading the originals, I was astounded by how good they were. Not so "here's a pun for a pun's sake" and more plot and character driven.

    Well, I guess this is more of a comment than a question. If P.A. ever reads this-- please write towards an older audience-- you're such a fantastic writer, I mean really a legend, and when you're pandering we can feel it. Let the kids read up to your level.

    Thanks, and thanks for the great reads.

  64. Re:Being such an active practitioner of wordplay.. by bernz · · Score: 1
    I don't know about his, but the other day I heard a most delicious one:

    I once had a boat and I named it "Unthinkable".

  65. Women in Xanth books by SlashChick · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hi Piers,

    I've had the chance to enjoy several of your Xanth books over the years. However, I find it disappointing that, like many sci-fi authors, you choose to include lots of "naked women" imagery in your books. This makes your books unappealing to the female side of your audience (including myself), and it makes it hard for me to recommend your books either to younger children or other women who might be interested.

    I don't mind sex in books; what I (and a lot of other females) mind is the clear delineation of women as either sexual objects or as somehow "needing" a male to rescue them from various plights. Your earlier books did not have much of this imagery, and indeed the Xanth series seems relatively free of it, but I've noticed that some of your books do draw this conclusion. Unfortunately, the fantasy category seems to have more of this type of book than most other categories.

    In a world of fantasy books dominated by male fantasies, what is your suggestion to the relatively few females who do enjoy fantasy and sci-fi books?

    As a point of reference, I enjoyed the Phule series by Robert Asprin, as well as The Hitchhiker's Guide and, of course, several of the Xanth books.

    1. Re:Women in Xanth books by james_sorenson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even as a guy, I would like to see his response to this. In my experience, the reason for there being more female nudity than in men is that the woman has a much more elegant shape. No "external plumbing" to deal with. Most writers visualize what they write, and another man's jewels is something I really don't want to visualize. A woman, however, is a pleasant work of art throughout. I think one thing that fascinates my about Piers Anthony is that his nudity is not always sex-related. Panties are, of course, a different matter. Now, the whole "woman relying on a man" thing is something he seems to be guilty of. He creates a female character with plenty of independence and ability to spare, yet the story always seems to concentrate on her getting her man through vixen means. However, one could argue that he is making a point that most men are simple-minded lustful dogs, rather than making a statement about women's place in society. Despite the concentration on his choice of OS and word processor, I hope you get your question.

    2. Re:Women in Xanth books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you don't read much in the "Romance" novel category? There are hundreds of books filled with such tripe. Yet for some odd reason, otherwise intelligent women will throw their money at the fantasy that they need to be subjugated and raped by men. Hmph. And women wonder why men don't understand them...

    3. Re:Women in Xanth books by ichimunki · · Score: 1
      I don't know what Mr. Anthony's suggestions would be, but here's mine: take a look at the shelves full of books written by women, with female protagonists who have little or nothing in common with the women in books like "Stranger in a Strange Land" or Anthony's "Apprentice Adept" series.

      Stuff I've read that I would recommend: "Green Rider" by Kristen Britain (isbn=0886778581)-- pure fantasy, a little simple. The whole Skolian empire series by Catherine Asaro, starting with "Primary Inversion" (isbn=0812550234)-- extremely cool sci-fi by a woman with some serious physics-fu. I'd also recommend Raymond Feist's co-authored work with Janny Wurts, starting with "Daughter of the Empire" (isbn=055327211X)-- awesome work that goes well with the rest of Feist's series on the Rift War. Really, I don't think it's that hard to find positive, non-soft-core fantasy/sci-fi out there. Indeed, Piers Anthony himself has written some.

      As to cover art: ever notice the strong similarities between the shirtless Conan the Barbarian and the average computer geek? I didn't think so. :)

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    4. Re:Women in Xanth books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I think much of the problem is "the market", to be honest.

      I've written a Sci-fi trilogy with a female as the lead character. Her species is not dimorphic (ie. males and females are the same size -- there *is* no sexual inequality), so the whole typical female role falls by the wayside and I can concentrate on telling the character's story (it's an allegory disguised as a love story).

      The problem is that I can't get a publisher to read the manuscript. Baen was very polite (amazingly so) and told me that my writing style was elegant, but that they recieve thousands of manuscripts each year and can choose only a few.

      You have to put yourself in the place of the publisher. Are they going to take a chance on a book that goes out of its way to be unconventional, or are they going to publish something they know a lot of people (adolescent males) will buy?

      I used to be bitter about this, but there's really nothing to be done. Some day maybe I'll publish it on the web. I don't need the money (I'm a programmer), so I might as well put it where someone can get something out of it.

    5. Re:Women in Xanth books by SyntheticTruth · · Score: 1


      Hmmm, I thought the Mode novels were the exact opposite of what you say. Colleen was an in-charge female, who although has some issues, worked them out without necessarily *needing* a male to do so. In fact, with the exception of Seqiro, most of her healing was done with other female characters.

      I have only read a handful of Xanth novels, and the only nudity I can remember from those were the childish illusions, which were wrong afterall. Oh, and the natural nudeness of the nymphs. *shrugs* They're nymphs and the satyrs, iirc, were equally nude.

      I guess, this will give me the urge to read more of his novels, not for the textual nudity, but to see it from your point of view.

    6. Re:Women in Xanth books by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

      If you wrote a story with the males and females with no real differences then what is the point of having sexes in your story? It sounds like you've created hermaphrodites. Where is the interest stemming from contrasts?

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    7. Re:Women in Xanth books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just took a look at his home page. He gave the scorpion king high marks, and thougt the dialog in AOTC was good. I would guess he has no eye for good taste or mature stories. Like most sci-fi authors/readers.

    8. Re:Women in Xanth books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I didn't say there were no real *differences*, I said there was no real *inequality*. Let's imagine, for example, that wolves evolve into a sentient race. Males and females are the same size. You don't end up with the alpha male leading the pack; the pack is led by an alpha male and an alpha female. They can have different roles in terms of the societal structure, but in terms of the male subjugating the female, it just doesn't happen because the female would rip his throat out if he tried it.

    9. Re:Women in Xanth books by ErikZ · · Score: 2


      Interesting, would you consider his "Bio of a Space Tyrant" series to not be one of his earlier books?

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    10. Re:Women in Xanth books by bitrott · · Score: 1

      Remember kids, SEX IS BAD! In case you hadn't noticed. Sex, ALL SEX is about the objectification of the male/female form. Noone ever 'got off' on another's good intentions, or general well meaning behavior. If that was meant to play such a big part in the reproductive process, no animal would get ANYWHERE. Sex is about parts, smells, curves, angles even. And women's literature is FULL OF IT. The softporn novelettes that line grocery store check out stands are as big as hentai manga. And who buys them?!? So long as 'women' continue to view themselves as the more 'evolutionary' of the species, there will continue to be confusion and derision. As I see it there is LITTLE difference between the genders that isn't IMAGINED. BTW, there are FAR MORE female sci-fi/fantasy fans out there than you think. Been to a Buffy convention lately? LOOK at the attention Marsters gets and TELL me it's not about sex... You're living in denial.

    11. Re:Women in Xanth books by Ashtangi · · Score: 1
      Let us not forget Ursula K. LeGuin. Of course the Earthsea (now a fourbook) trilogy is very good, but she also wrote many other greats . . . Left Hand of Darkness quite notable.

    12. Re:Women in Xanth books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you've written a load of PC tosh. You've made the complete equality of males and females a big part of your story, and probably spend the rest of the time showing how tough and independent your female characters are.

      No wonder it got dumped. It probably read like a NOW propaganda sheet! Hey moron, people want stories not lectures.

    13. Re:Women in Xanth books by Moridineas · · Score: 2

      I find it funny that you used the term "sci-fi" to describr science fiction (s.f.) in the context of Buffy -- I certaintly agree! Isaac Asimov for one wrote a great bit about how much he hated the term sci-fi for making s.f. low brow and try to make it seem "cool" (a pun on hi-fi). If you think Buffy is quality s.f. (tv s.f. is generally not even in the same ballpark as literary) and that fans of Buffy are s.f., you're seriously mistaken.

    14. Re:Women in Xanth books by bitrott · · Score: 1

      You're right, I think it would have been more precise if I'd just refered to "Genre" films in general. But then, I didn't think anyone would be that irritatingly picky, since, you got my point.

    15. Re:Women in Xanth books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's fair to say that science fiction and fantasy is so male dominated. Look at the number of awards Ursula LeGuin and Octavia Butler have won.

  66. Nobel laurate by Gnulix · · Score: 1

    When will we see mr Anthony accept his first Nobel price in literature?

  67. Pornucopia by Juhaa · · Score: 1
    About your book :

    Pornucopia Tafford hc 89 tpb 91 (erotic fantasy: adults only) OP

    What was the inspiration for this great novel? How did you go about researching this? What pointers would you like to give to an aspiring writer?

    Thank you for your kind answers. :)

    1. Re:Pornucopia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol that was funny, see the book "hard to sell" lots of writes wrote a book along those titles at one time. Nice huh.

    2. Re:Pornucopia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good question, I for one would like to know why he paints women like the way he does? Is this guy the biggest Sexist since Heinlein?

    3. Re:Pornucopia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use pronunciation next time. You sound like a fucking twelve year old.

  68. mod the parent up please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mod the parent up please

    I want to know the same thing ...
    Or rather .. I want to know some tips on writing sci fi .. how to get started with short stories and stuff .. what do i do with my short stories?

  69. Holy shit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can WRITE BOOKS in Linux?! This must be the killer app!

  70. Re:Literature question by SN74S181 · · Score: 2

    Ah, you've read his underground novel, 'Pornucopia' too.

  71. Note Taking by G0nz0 · · Score: 1

    I remember reading in one of your books about a style of notation you used (along with a Dvorak keyboard if I recall) as you wrote and edited your books. It was something a kin to writing in the margins as you felt the need. Has the switch to Star Office and Linux made this easier or harder? Were there any pitfalls you found?

  72. Hi, Piers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I have a hard time coming up with a question that you probably haven't been asked repeatedly regarding writing, and there will no doubt already be a number of questions about your experiences with Linux already asked in this interview, so I'd like to bring up a matter that has already been done to death on Slashdot but could use some insight from an established author.

    There seems to be a movement within the current publishing industry (that parallels the ones within the movie and record industries) to shut down or hamper the abilities of consumers to, in my opinion, fully appreciate their Fair Use rights. Members of each industry are scared, quite understandably, by the capacity of peer-to-peer (P2P) file sharing networks and the Internet in general to allow their works to be shared on an unprecedented scale without compensating the creators of the works or holders of the copyrights on the works (this is usually labeled piracy, although this brings rather silly images to mind I'd prefer to avoid). I understand that this has happened with at least one of your books; another reason why I'd like to eventually ask you a question on the topic. However, I'm concerned that the direction some would like to take. For example, Pat Schroeder of the Association of American Publishers seems comfortable with the idea that public libraries might have to start charging patrons for access to continue offering the same services they do today.

    Assuming you don't mind metaphorically throwing a rock into a hornet's nest, what are your thoughts on these matters? Are public libraries (or P2P) a greater harm to society by permitting hundreds of people to get by on the purchase of one book, or are they a boon for offsetting the damage 100-year copyrights do to the public domain (from which we have historically drawn our knowledge and inspiration for art and culture)?

    BTW: I love your books.

    1. Re:Hi, Piers. by maroberts · · Score: 1

      Piers makes some statements about his opinions in his newsletter, where he talks about Harlan Ellisons battle against piracy. He's not really in favour of file sharing.

      Having said that, if he is aware of the situation, I would be interested in his take on the battle Linux has had to incorporate DVD support and still remain Open Source. If he's made aware of some of the "cons" that increased copyright legislation is having on the operating system he has decided to use then he may adopt a more balanced viewpoint.....

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      Donte Alistair Anderson Roberts - hi son!
      Karma: Chameleon

  73. Anachronistic female characters. by Pxtl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Anthony

    I was recommended to your novels when I was quite young, and found many of them quite good. I very much enjoyed the Incarnations of Immortality, particularly the first novel of the series. However, I quickly discovered the controversy surrounding your work, and learned why when reading the Bio of a Space Tyrant series. Re-reading the Incarnations drove this point home for me - how do you respond to all the charges of sexism in your work? The female characters in your novels are almost always pathetic damsels, even when in powerful roles like the Incarnations. No matter what they are always drop-dead gorgeous and hopelessly smitten with the male protagonists.

    I found the characters in "And Eternity" in particular most ridculous, such as the young prostitute and the heroic pedophile. The writing of the prostitute reads like it was done by someone who had never met a woman, a child, or a person living outside of a country club. It was the 700 Club concept of what a poor prostitute girl on the street must be like - with the pointless sexual fantasy of this little girl lusting after the judge. Half the novel is spent in a sad attempt to justify pedophilia.

    I often wonder how can a man with a family of women understand so little about them, continually adding Barbie doll after Barbie doll to his stories?

    So my question is this: How do you explain the anachronistic objectification of women in your novels?

    1. Re:Anachronistic female characters. by Mhrmnhrm · · Score: 1
      The female characters in your novels are almost always pathetic damsels, even when in powerful roles like the Incarnations.
      Colene ('Mode') is certainly not pathetic. Suicidal at first, but that doesn't last even halfway into the first book :)
      --
      I suspect that one of these choices is incorrect. Correct.
    2. Re:Anachronistic female characters. by Scutter · · Score: 2

      I had the same exact reaction. I read most of his books as a young adult, but as I started to get older and gained more insight into what I was reading, i became more and more disturbed by what was blatant (at least, *now*) mysoginism and pedophilia. Looking back, this seems to be fairly prevalent throughout his books. This is particularly obvious in Firefly. In addition, in the Author's Note of Firefly, he specifically explains why he wrote the book, as well as laying out his agenda to justify pedophilia.

      At any rate, it's a shame that his stories have taken such a turn for me, since I really did like them. Now I just find them offensive. *sigh*

      --

      "Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
    3. Re:Anachronistic female characters. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

      My gf for a number of years in college was a huge fan of PA's Xanth and Immortality series. I would never accuse her of being meek and submissive!

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
    4. Re:Anachronistic female characters. by sJaks · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I was thinking. I was first introduced to PA with the Xanth series, and I wasn't impressed ( I had been reading Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchet at the time ). I pick up the first of the Incarnation books and liked it, but then went through torture to finish them.

      I mean, my god. The Green Mother? Could a female character be any more shallow?

      But I digress.

      Now, my question: My Linux? Given the choice between Mac, Windows and Linux, how did linux win out?

    5. Re:Anachronistic female characters. by jgerman · · Score: 2

      Are you denying that such women do not exist? Maybe you would like all writing to be the same. That way we only need one book to read and we're done for life. Different people have different views. If you don't like their views, or fantasies (which IMHO is the current case) then stay away from them. Don't attempt to belittle an author because you don't happen to agree with them, the stories he choses to write are just that, the stories HE choses to write. They are neither wrong or right, and neither is your take on them of course, but the man isn't doing anything wrong by expressing things as he sees them.

      --
      I'm the big fish in the big pond bitch.
    6. Re:Anachronistic female characters. by hvatum · · Score: 1

      I find it funny that everyone is complaining about the sexism in his books, but as a child thats probably what many people enjoyed the most. Its just a book, and they are fun to read. I don't see how anything beyond that matters.

      --
      Netbooks, they come with Linux or a $3 copy of Windows. Either way, Microsoft loses.
  74. Consider replacing Jerry Pournelle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would you consider repleacing Jerry Pournelle as the voice from outside?
    In the course of life, many writers (of high tech) become stale. Jerry was interesting for being outside of the industry and not really being on anybodies payroll (except for Bytes). But Jerry went stale long ago and makes few, if any, real changes. Now, all changes are with respect to what he is used to, not to what he expects.

  75. Companions of Xanth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you interested in letting some company produce a new "Companions of Xanth" game? The last was a hoot. How did you like working on the "Companions of Xanth" game?

  76. Why did you switch to Linux? by zoward · · Score: 2

    Granted I'm writing for a persepctive of someone who hasn't read your work in many years (I gobbled up the Incarnations of Immortality, Xanth and Blue Adept novels in college). Based on your writing and the snippets of biographical information you snuck into forewards, etc, you never stuck me as as "bleeding-edge hardcore technical" kind of guy. Granted also that Linux has worked hard to outgrow its reputation as a "hackers only need apply" operating system; even now, though, it does so with only a certain amount of success. I wondered: how did you discover Linux, and what brought you to adopt it (and welcome aboard, by the way!).

    --
    "Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?"
  77. Seeds of inspiration? by Mhrmnhrm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What kinds of things typically get your creativity moving, and how do they push you towards a given "type" of series... In essence, what would tickle you to create 'Mode', rather than expand on 'Xanth' or 'Ogre'?

    --
    I suspect that one of these choices is incorrect. Correct.
  78. Copyright laws by Casca · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mr. Anthony,

    What are your views toward copyright laws as they exist in the U.S. today? More specifically, how do you feel about the length of time that a work is protected, is it long enough, too long, or just right?

    P.S. I think it was really cool that you completed the novel for that kid that died before he finished it.

    --
    Casca
    1. Re:Copyright laws by maroberts · · Score: 1

      Piers does comment on his website that he objects to "information sharing" and internet stealing of his and other peoples works (fair enough IMO), but it would be interesting to hear his response on this exact question.

      i.e. do you regard it as right that authors should receive 75-95 years of protection whereas an inventors work will only be protected by patent for 15-20 years?

      [My personal belief is that about 15-20 years should be good enough for both]

      --

      Donte Alistair Anderson Roberts - hi son!
      Karma: Chameleon

  79. Constitutional convention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the Bio of a Space Tyrant series, the protagonist (sorry, don't remember the name - it's been a LONG time) uses a constitutional convention to fix the issues with government by (temporarily?) becoming a constitutional dictator. Do you think the US could fix some of it's problems with a constitutional convention (minus the dictator)?

  80. CPM to DOS to... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

    OK, I'll be up front about this... I admit I haven't read anything of yours recently. (The last I read was "... And Eternity").

    However, I recall in the postscripts to several of the Incarnations novels, you described going from CP/M to DOS as your writing platform. How was the change from DOS/Windows to Linux?

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    Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
  81. addicted in college by Brigadier · · Score: 2


    while a freshman in college my roomate purchased the legend of xanth the game. We both then proceeded to skip every class we had until we figured out the game. The books lend themselves very well to RPG games which are very entertaining. Dont know if you all remember the hanging participle. My question is will you be invovled in any projects in the futer with regards to video games. I keep thinking of warcraft but only with Xanth charactors. It would be so much more entertaining. I know this is a little segway from the main topic, but lets get real star office supports all word formats, including formating. The only drawbacks I would see is in the desktop publishing dept. The lack of a Pagemaker or Quark type app.

  82. Re:Women on covers of Xanth books by dancomfort · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anthony might have a little more say because of his success, but generally, authors have NO IMPUT into the cover design for their books. The cover is viewed as an advertisement for the book, and is designed and controlled by the advertising department.

  83. Other novels and series? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

    Most of the questions here seem to relate either to Xanth or Space Tyrant.

    Do you get any feedback/comments on your other novels or series, such as Macroscope or the Omnivore/Orn/OX trilogy? Which of your series is your favorite and why?

    --
    Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
  84. Why GNU/Linux? by crush · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Why have you decided to use GNU/Linux? On your website you say that:
    I want to be all the way independent of Macrohard, so that no more Doors slam on my tender fingers. We'll see; stay tuned for future reports.
    Specifically what is it that you, as an author, have found irritating about using Micrsoft products in your work?

    In note that you also say:
    It remains far behind on personal systems, but at such time as the Linux nerds catch on to the importance of user friendliness, that should change. Before too long I hope to get the ear of some of them, even if they don't necessarily like what I say.
    So, what don't you like so far? What do you want us to improve? Are there any author-specific tools that you miss from Microsoft?
    Cheers,
    crush
  85. I read them by MattW · · Score: 2

    I read them. In fact, I re-read the first one a lot of times, but I read them all at least once. I noticed on his site he's e-publishing them now. Neat.

    Personally, myself and most of those I've talked to who are widely read believe that his best work was the first trilogy of the Split Infinity series -- Split Infinity, Blue Adept, and Juxtaposition, and some of the earlier Incarnations books. I did enjoy Bio when I was younger, but it is a bit pulpy now.

  86. "Early" Piers Anthony by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not sure anyone on /. is old enough to remember, but Piers Anthony used to write rather lofty science fiction. Perhaps the most polished of the pre-Xanth phase was the Orn-Omnivore-0X trilogy but there were many other notable works (Macroscope, Var the Stick, etc.). He also had a wacky story in Again, Dangerous Visions--imagine a barn full of women being milked. (Got milk?) At one point he would have been considered a "serious" science fiction writer.

    Early Piers Anthony used to be very difficult to find, but nowadays it is being regurgitated in significant quantities at used bookstores.

    My question is: What prompted Piers to mostly stop writing Heinlein-esque SF and take up fantasy instead? It has to be more than "just the money" because fantasy wasn't the dominant genre in the late 1970s, and even successful SF/Fantasy writers don't really do it for the money anyway.

    1. Re:"Early" Piers Anthony by LintMan · · Score: 1
      For those who haven't read PA's early stuff, I'll have to second the comment that prior to the Xanth stuff he could have been considered a serious SF writer.

      It's been a long time since I read them, but Battle Circle, Macroscope and the Orn/Omnivore/0X stuff have some interesting notions and are much less juvenile in appeal than much of his later works.

      In reference to the comparisons with Heinlein, here's another one:
      In Heinlein's final works, he had crossed over and become a Dirty Old Man, with things like "cross-time incest". Starting probably at the time of "Firefly", PA has been following in Heinlein's footsteps with things like pedophilia.

    2. Re:"Early" Piers Anthony by Misfire · · Score: 1

      I'm 39 and haven't picked up a book by Anthony since I finished Bio of a Space Tyrant years ago. I just can't read his stuff anymore, and I've read a lot of it, old and new. Orn/Ox/Omnivore, Tarot, Chthon, Macroscope, Battle Circle... if you ask me, it's been mostly downhill since Macroscope. The Apprentice Adept series was a decent read... when I was 19. Incarnations of Immortality started very well and later seemed to collapse under its own weight. And don't get me started about the Xanth novels... blah!

      I guess I grew tired of the cutesy word play, the gratuitous T&A, and last but not least, the rampant overuse of exclamation marks in his writing. Surely Mr. Anthony deserves some kind of Lifetime Achievement Award for Exclamation Mark Use!

  87. Crediting Sucess by Real+World+Stuff · · Score: 1

    Robert Asprin named you as inspiration to go forward with his punnish books at a time when the genre was not too favorable with publishers. Have other authors credited or thanked you? Additionally, who do you read to wind down?

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    If we don't fight for ourselves no one will.
  88. It's easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before you send your next manuscript off, you need to become literate.

  89. Time Sensitive Work by N8F8 · · Score: 2

    I'm a fan blah, blah... Favorite series' were "Bio Of A space Tyrant" and Incarnations of Immortality blah, blah...

    I've tried switching from Windows to Linux for production purposes but when push came to shove I always reverted to Windows when a project is time sensitive (looming deadline). Even on a fast computer I have noticed a lot of lag in peripheral response. I've also encountered a few bugs that would hang the application and force me to kill it and restart. Have you experienced similar problems? If so, how have you managed not falling back on the Windows crutch?

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    "God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
  90. Geodyssey series by IndependentVik · · Score: 0

    Mr. Anthony, in my high school days I enjoyed a good many of your novels, but the only ones that I still vividly recall are from your Geodyssey series. I found the project very ambitious in its scope, as it essentially told the full story of humanity.

    I remember one chapter in the series portrayed a possible future wherein humans had released birth control agents into the very air we breathe. Special inoculations had to be taken to counter these agents. I'm not certain, but I believe a regulatory body had to approve a request for circumventing the airborne birth control.

    I was wondering if you sincerely believe humanity will need to partake in a radical solution such as this to control the human population. Is that the only way to avoid the natural controls of war, disease, and famine? Or might a prosperous future, where the majority of the world is highly educated, preclude the need for population control?

    --
    I'd suggest you don't use Slashdot as your only news source, or you will suffer permanent brain damage.
  91. Re:Literary Smoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Will using open source software help you become less of a hack?
    Hey now! Maybe that's a little rough. I mean, nobody ciriticizes a surfer who manages to ride a wave in all the way to the shore. Of course, at that point surfers DO usually step off the board and either start looking for a *different* wave, or call it quits for the day. Hrm. Wrong metaphor.

    Let's see ... Open Source programming! Yeah, that's it. He's *re-using* his code! Polymorphism. He's simply overloading his plot methods.

    Besides, he's always been pretty forward about that he includes puns and opther contributions from fans. Many eyes make shallow jokes.

  92. Stance on eBooks by EverlastingPhelps · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What is your view on the future in ebooks? What has been done so far (like Stephen King's attempt) could be qualified as either a success or failure, depending on your view.

    Do you favor a closed, centrally driven system (keeping the publisher/distributer chain much like it is now) or something more like each author being able to make his own manuscript and hang his own "publisher" shingle? I suppose as a person with a highly developed creativity skill <g>, you couldn't have something completely different in mind, could you?

    1. Re:Stance on eBooks by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      Either Piers must approve of ebooks (or not oppose them) to some extent, or his publisher must...because his Xanth books are available from Palm Digital Media, nee Peanut Press.

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      Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
    2. Re:Stance on eBooks by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Some of this should be obvious because of his involvement with XLibris, a print-on-demand self publishing company. I know that he's released his out-of-print titles with them, and I believe that he may also be an investor. Print-on-demand self publishing like XLibris will absolutely allow any author to hang his own "publisher" shingle.

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  93. Incarnations of Immortality by iamsure · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Anthony,

    As someone who has named both of his cats, all seven of his computers, and one of his cars after characters from Incarnations of Immortality, I would like to know why you haven't chosen to return to their mythos.

    Consider the fact you have done so with many of your other mythos'! (Bio of a space tyrant, Apprentice Adept, etc.)

    Further, with Incarnations, there are a world of possibilities left. Chance, hate, love, hope, all the minor incarnations you mentioned in books previously (I would really like to see hope)..

    Your writing weaves a world that one can live in, and while Xanth is nice, I deeply prefer a world where death is kind, and evil is human and flawed.

    It helped me through the pain of losing my mother to serious illness, and has been my favorite fantasy world since.

    I read in one of your author's note that the story of the original characters from IoI was "complete" and that you didnt see a need to continue their stories, and I can agree with that.

    That doesn't stop new characters in the same mythos from being created. Whether set before, during or after the events of IoI, there is definitely room to weave plenty of stories.

    Any chance of seeing some more of them?

  94. Over-used plot devices. by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2

    After reading enough of your books, which at the beginning I loved immensely, I became bored by the repetitiveness, and similar themes throughout. (This in no way takes away from the books I have enjoyed, such as "On A Pale Horse", etc.) One theme which started to bug me was how in almost every story, one or more characters would have to run around in public while nude for no apparent reason.

    Could you please explain your rationale for this? What are your other favourite plot devices?

    Bork!

    1. Re:Over-used plot devices. by holysin · · Score: 1

      I still want to find his x rated book, xenocopia or ..... But I vote for this topic, incarnations ROCKED.

  95. linux programs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since your books are so formulaic anyway, did you find it difficult to create an app that runs on linux to scramble your plots and characters?

    Was your novel writing program home grown or outsourced? Are books created with this program subject to GPL?

  96. Sell me by bensej · · Score: 1

    As a person whoose sci-fi reading history is very limited and one who has never read any of your books, Why should I read yours? I would like to know why you would recommend your own work and why you would recommend science fiction in general.

  97. What of Bio of a Space Tyrant, Part II ? by RicochetRita · · Score: 1

    Are you ever going to write the second part of this great series?

    We'd be very interested to discover how things went during the rule of Spirit Hubris (aka. the Iron Lady).

    Logan

    --
    Stuff that matters: circuitbreakers, vacuum-cleaners coffee makers, calculators generators, matching salt+pepper shakers
  98. Darker indulgences. by Bahumat · · Score: 1

    As a long time fan of your works, I've noticed a trend at some points, particularly your alternation between 'light' fiction (Xanth) and your darker, more adult works (Firefly, and the other short story whose title I can never remember, about the alien culture where social position is established by withstanding torture).

    My question is: What keeps you writing the 'light' fiction more often than the darker, more thoughtful literature that you've produced?

    --
    "To pass through the jungle; silence, courtesy, ferocity, as the occasion demands." -- Kamau, "Proper Passage"
  99. 25 years overdue (and not worth moderating up) by bons · · Score: 2

    In case you decided, for some reason, to read all of these comments, Thank you.

    Thank you for Orn, Omnivore, and Ox, which taught me the rules to the Game of Life (Martin Gardner/ Scientific American).

    Years later, as I still write alife experiments and study emergent behavior, I know that had it not been for those few books, my life would have been much poorer.

    Thank you.

    1. Re:25 years overdue (and not worth moderating up) by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Life was invented by John Conway.

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      Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
  100. Re:Being such an active practitioner of wordplay.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

  101. Re:Literature question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that Pr0nucopia?

  102. Re:Being such an active practitioner of wordplay.. by slam+smith · · Score: 1

    Please, that's not a pun, that's a lisp.

  103. Baiting Tigers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you wanted to really piss off Harlan Ellison, what piece of advice would you offer him?

  104. why the quality drop as a series expands? by target · · Score: 1

    Like many of the posters, I quite enjoyed many of your books when I was an adolescent. I noticed, though, that I tended to enjoy books late in a series much less than books at the start of one.

    For instance, I really enjoyed the first Split Infinity trilogy. I found the third trilogy to be, um, less readable. What's interesting to me is that this is a common theme amongst fantasy and science fiction -- look at the Dune books, the Dragonriders of Pern, David Brin's Uplift novels, the list is really endless.

    Why is that? Is there something unusually difficult about continuing a series, or do writers tend to get lazy, since they know that they have a built-in audience? For that matter, do you agree that some of the later books in your own long-running series are weaker than the earlier ones?

    - target

  105. A sort of General Why by Fluid+Donkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just out of curiosity why did you switch, how did you first come to hear about Linux? Also please forgive this question being so long but not being a developer or a system administrator would you recommend linux to joe average? Why or why not?

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    It's amazing how spiritual an elaborated beer commercial can be. -- Philip K. Dick
  106. Over the years by jxliv7 · · Score: 1

    As an old geezer, I've noticed that SF has evolved from more of a "science oriented with people" genre to a more "people oriented with some science" focus.

    I've also noticed (perhaps it's the movie industry's influence) a more rounded audience and respectability of SF anymore.

    What kind of changes have you seen in the audience for your works from early on to now?

    How has that affected your writing?

    thanks!

  107. lameness filter needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can this be a real /. article?

    Hi, there is someone who is an 'end user' of Linux and it's news how he uses the system.

  108. Are you satisfied with your work? by glixch · · Score: 1

    I had read a number of your Xanth novels, and found them very light and enjoyable, when I stumbled upon your early novel Macroscope in a used book store. Macroscope was perhaps the most ambitious and sweeping (albeit scattered) sci-fi novel I had ever read. Do you think that your later work lived up to these early ambitions? Are you satisfied with your reputation as an author of light fantasy? Do you have any plans to attempt something so ambitious again?

  109. OT: your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The average /. reader is an idiot. Half of /. readers are below average. Are you scared yet?

    What's more scary is that the average /. reader is still more intelligent than the average person in general.

  110. Star office in publishing by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've tried a few times to run star office in a business envrionment, and have found that while importing documents and spreadsheets is very easy with the more common MS office, exporting these leaves something to be desired.

    Specifically, formatting seems to be lost or changed. As a writer, I would assume that how your works are formated would be important to you. Have you had any issues of interoperability with Star Office and other platforms that your publisher/editor might use?

    Or, have you reached the point where you can make those people sort of 'deal with it'.

    --
    The Internet is generally stupid
    1. Re:Star office in publishing by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2
      As a writer, I would assume that how your works are formated would be important to you.

      Actually, although you are correct about the importance, but incorrect about the result. The text layout is so important that it is not left to a machine. In general, only the text and draft diagrams are sent to the publisher. A real graphics design artist redoes the diagrams (if any - usually none are there in fictional works and authors are actually discouraged from their use), an actual typographer does the page arranging, galleys are passed back to the author for any last-minute corrections and it's off to an actual printing press. Believe it or not, this labor-intensive system turns out a much nicer looking book than most automated publication processes produce.

      Of course, you are also dealing with an author who can probably guarantee a few 10K's of HB sales and a couple 100K's of PB sales. Most authors aren't worth going to this much trouble to typeset nicely. Basically, they get a graphics designer chapter layout that matches the book and it's into the paginator with them. Often, they don't even get a thorough proofread :-).

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      That is all.
  111. Favorite series by Krieger · · Score: 2

    I am curious of your books what are your personal favorites and why? (Xanth, Incarnations, Bio of Space Tyrant, Modes, Adept series... hey wait! you should know your own works better then I do...)

  112. my xauth question by The+Pim · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally, the guy I've been looking for!! How the hell should I set up X so that when I su, I can run X programs as root?

    --

    The evaluation of an action as 'practical' . . . depends on what it is that one wishes to practice.
    1. Re:my xauth question by po8 · · Score: 1

      I understand that this is just a gag, and a fine one!

      But for anyone who is seriously wondering about an answer: if you are user jane, then as root (using a shell that supports ~user) type

      rm ~root/.Xauthority
      ln -s ~jane/.Xauthority ~root
      Everything should now work seamlessly.
    2. Re:my xauth question by The+Pim · · Score: 2

      That is a nice, quick, once-then-forget solution on a system where only one person has root. The trick is making it work when multiple users can su. It's not technically hard, it's just that there's no standard method.

      --

      The evaluation of an action as 'practical' . . . depends on what it is that one wishes to practice.
    3. Re:my xauth question by po8 · · Score: 1

      We're massively offtopic at this point, but one standard thing to do here is use ssh to become root just to get the X11 port forwarding.

  113. Is this what you expected? by majestyk2000 · · Score: 1

    I guess this is a double-pronged question, but here goes:

    When you were younger, did you envision the career you have now? Now that you've been in the writing field for decades, has it turned out as you expected it to be?

  114. Views of technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has using Linux (and presumably immersing yourself in the open-source movement's culture) changed your views about technology and the way it should be used? Will contact with technology of this genre affect your art and craft as a storyteller?

  115. Platitudes != Answer by MattW · · Score: 2

    We're not talking about a motivation for writing. We're talking about an already-written book, with the assumption in the question being that it is excellent. The issue is not: who will publish it? The issue is: who will support it so it doesn't become a 5000 copy print run lost in the annals of history? The question is: which publisher has the clout, enthusiasm, and experience working with a motivated writer who is willing to work on promotion, to help maximize the breadth of the book sales?

    1. Re:Platitudes != Answer by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      HOW good is your fantasy? I'm just a reader, but I've noticed a couple common trends that tend to ruin books :

      1. "Word rot" or "Procrastination writing". As a reader, I want to hear about the plot : what's happening next. NOT what inn the heroes are staying in, or other trivial inconsequencial details. *cough* Jordan *cough*. Not that these details don't belong to create a plot important scene (an important scene is one with action or decisions being made...not simple dialogue) but otherwise, skip em.

      Also, many writers tend to procrastinate. They save the action til the very end....little happens in the book til the last few pages. I think the good guys and bad guys should be fighting the whole book, not the good guys sneaking around til the very end where WHAM they kick the evil dude's ass.

      2. Insulting my intellgence. As a reader, I don't need to be reminded 50 times what happened earlier in the book or what happened in the last book. A quick "recap" is ok, but I don't want half the book to be spent rehashing the PREVIOUS book in a series.

      Oh, and flavorless bad guys suck. I want the villian to be someone I can understand, maybe even identify with, not someone the author tries to make ludicrously stupid and evil. And having 10,000 to 1 odds in favor of the bad guy (yet the good guys still win) does not make a very interesting battle scene, as it just seems lame to most readers. Everyone knows the good guys have some lame trick up their sleeve, and that the bad guy is unable to react or counter their "brilliant" tactic.

  116. CP/M by ek_adam · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember in the afterword of one of your books from the early 1980's, you discussed the research you put into choosing your first computer. At the time the choices for consumers were basically Apple II, CP/M, or MS-DOS.

    How many generations of computers have you used since then? What system were you using just before you switched? Were you still using CP/M?

  117. Proofreading a dead art? by mbessey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ive noticed over the last 10 years or so, that the number of obvious typographical errors in the novels I read has been on the increase.

    Mostly, the problem is the use of the wrong word, or the omission of part of a sentence, rather than misspelling words

    Is there something about the process that's changed, or is this the result of over-dependence on computers to "spell check" manuscripts? Does anybody actually read the final MS before printing the books, or is that just not done.

    This is something that's been bothering me for a while, and I figured that since you're in the publishing business, you might have some insight.

    -Mark

  118. He should reply... by eweaver · · Score: 1

    What will you do if he replies, "Because I am a bad writer?"

  119. Does the StarOffice meet the Ogre's Demands? by dlapine · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I remember reading a short explanation from you describing the differences between CPM and DOS in one of your novels many years ago, so it does surprise me that you might adopt a word processor based on its merits, rather than its advertising. Given your long experience and reliance on word processing to meet the demands of publishing so many novels, I think you would have some opinions on features and pitfalls of various word processing software. Could you give us the benefit of your experience on this?

    I've seen notice in one of your Xanth books that work may be in progress on "The Iron Maiden." I hope it is. :)

    Thanks for spending some of your time to satisfy our curiosity.

    --
    The Internet has no garbage collection
  120. Re:Literary Smoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides, he's always been pretty forward about that he includes puns and opther contributions from fans.

    Yeah, he has also said things in his Author's Note to the effect of: "Don't write to me with your puns, I know all of you just want to see your name in print, and looking at your crap slows me down."

    Not only is Anthony a hack, but he's an arrogant bastard, to boot. I stopped reading his books when a) he got pretty stale and b) he talked down to his fans. But he's got a reason to be smarmy, right? He can crank out at least a couple 300-page books a year! And people buy them because they have his name on them.

    Bleah. The worst was when he dug up his old books that were too crappy to publish before he was famous (Mer-Cycle), and got them published anyway. Also painful: the footnotes of "But What of Earth?," where he complains of how editors *gasp* EDITED HIS BOOK!

    I encourage anyone who reads Anthony to try Robert Asprin. (If they haven't already) He only writes about one 200-page book every two years, but they are good. And he seems nice.

  121. Utter Crap? by billnapier · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Mr. Anthony, can you pinpoint exactly when your excellent work changed from actually being good to utter crap?

    I used to read a lot of your works. "The Incarnations of Immortality" was ones of my favorites along with "Bio of a Space Tyrant". Those are the only novels of yours that I have kept. I enjoyed reading the Xanth novels, but after about the 25th or so, I realized that they just keep rehashing themselves over and over again. There is always the same formula, over and over again. When do you expect to do something original with the Xanth series, or have you completly given into just making money and stop writing good stories?

    1. Re:Utter Crap? by mcfiddish · · Score: 2

      Mr. Anthony, can you pinpoint exactly when your excellent work changed from actually being good to utter crap?

      I've read a couple of his series (fifteen years ago ...) and I found that the first two or three books in any series are terrific, and then he just peters out and the remaining ones are terrible. I don't think it has to do with the age of the reader; I'm sure I'd enjoy re-reading "A Spell for Chameleon", or "Split Infinity". The man has good ideas, he just doesn't know when to quit.

      Nobody's mentioned the "Cluster" series yet. The first two are good, and then skip the rest.

  122. 'The Change" by KFury · · Score: 4, Informative

    Piers, A Spell for Chameleon and the Source of Magic are two of the best sci-fi books I'd read up to that point.

    In your copeous Author's Notes, you mention how you wrote these books with adults in mind, and were surprised to find that the Young Adult market was where you were selling most of your copies.

    I'm curious why, upon learning this, you started pandering to that market? Each successive Xanth book became more pun-laden and slapstick, even when it got in the way of the actual story. Despite saying in nearly every Authors Note that you wouldn't accept any more reader-submitted puns, you go ahead and do it anyway, taking loose soap-operaesque plotlines and filling them with frivolous wordplay to tie them together.

    Granted, the series seems to do okay, considering that you keep adding to it, but I wonder why you abandoned the style and quality of writing that won you the Nebula Award, in favor of Xanth installments like "Color of her Panties," irritating those readers who loved the Piers who wrote quality work?

    Sadly, the decline of Xanth (around books 3 through 5 and on) can also be seen in most of your other series, including Incarnations of Immortality (after Being a Green Mother), and the brilliantly begun Apprentice Adept series (after the first trilogy).

    Is the changeover to Linux and StarOffice responsible for this change in tone and direction?

  123. Open Source Software in Literature by prgrmr · · Score: 1

    Do you see a place in literature for the explicit inclusion of Open Source software? Not necessarily "brand dropping", but references and even integral plot elements involving software in particular and technology in general that is Open Source?

    The first Xanth trilogy begins with this root-for-the-underdog perspective and later develops into the continuing undertone that the former slave is just as good as the old-money rich--and even better for not becoming one of them in spite of the new wealth. The Open vs. Close source business and technology models of today are following a similar storyline. Have you considered crossing over some of this real-life drama into your work?

  124. As a Wannabe Writer... by Prof_Dagoski · · Score: 2

    I'm an amateur writer. After several years of writing in my spare time, I'm getting to the point where I might have chance of getting published. At the moment I'm working actively on two novels--one more than the other--as well as whatever short story I get an impulse to write. In terms of novels, what's a good way in Star Office, to ogranize chapters? I tend to save each chapter as separate file in the novel's directory. That works for the more action oriented one because for whatever reason, each chapter comes out feeling like an hour long TV episode. It doesn't work for the other one because the action doesn't have the same film or TV quality as the first. So what tools do reccomend for organizing work in Star Office?

    PS Don't read the stuff on my web site becuase it's old and really lame for the most part. The grammar on that stuff comes out as an unholy fusion of Perl and science major's English. Over the past few years I've had to teach myself all the finer points of English comp that I either forgot or never had in the first place. Besides, the html on my page is icky. Some day I'll get off my but and redo it, but that's some day, not today.

  125. Using a computer by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

    Judging from the amount of writing he has done and the similarity of many of his works I'd say a it wasn't so much a case of using a computer to write but that a computer was doing the writing (ref: 1984).

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  126. Near Earth Objects. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I'm a litte concerned about the lack of response to Shumacher/Levy and the recent near earth object encounters. Is there more that the SF community can do to bring this to the attention of policy makers/doers and change the emphasis of space technology spending from research and visiting Mars to something that might acutally help prevent the devastation of our planet?

  127. Because in spirit, Apple is worse than MS by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 1, Troll

    I personally have never understood why so many linux users were also Apple afficionados. Ive always looked at systems from a programmers point of view, and for the longest time, microsoft has been way more programmer friendly than Apple.

    I shudder what the state of the industry would be if Apple had taken over the desktop: They are even more tightfisted with patents, copyrights, look and feel, etc than even Microsoft.

    Once linux reached critical mass, Its become way more programmer friendly than the alternatives, to the point were I myself have ditched other platforms completely.

    Admittedly, with a BSDish foundation, thing are supposedly better for the latest Apple operating system, but with most of the code that makes osX what it is being closed, I dont see them as any better than Microsoft.

    Perhaps alot of the "linux advocates" are merely Microsoft bashers, and have no particular desire for source code or self determination.

    1. Re:Because in spirit, Apple is worse than MS by toupsie · · Score: 2
      I shudder what the state of the industry would be if Apple had taken over the desktop: They are even more tightfisted with patents, copyrights, look and feel, etc than even Microsoft.

      Being tightfisted with patents, copyrights and look-n-feel seems like a good thing to do if you are responsible to shareholders for performance. Something the Linux community appears to have completely forgotten -- as evidenced by the complete lack of financial successful Linux has had. Like they say, "There is no such thing as free lunch" and Apple can't run its business that way.

      Once linux reached critical mass, Its become way more programmer friendly than the alternatives, to the point were I myself have ditched other platforms completely.

      There isn't a more friendly programming environment than Mac OS X. They give you all the tools needed to create applications. Professional tools and more programming tools available than Linux. Can you write Windows, Mac OS X, Mac Classic and Linux apps on Linux? You can on Mac OS X.

      Admittedly, with a BSDish foundation, thing are supposedly better for the latest Apple operating system, but with most of the code that makes osX what it is being closed, I dont see them as any better than Microsoft.

      So Apple uses the "freest OS" as its base and releases its source code (even though it doesn't have too with BSD) and you think they are no better than Microsoft? Are you joking?

      --
      Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
    2. Re:Because in spirit, Apple is worse than MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, maybe it's a "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" thing?

      Could also be that while Apple might not be particularly programmer friendly that might not be what they look at when they see Apple. It's easy to be tightfisted with patents and copyrights and not get the bad press when you are a blip in the market. Harder to get away with when you are the 800lb gorilla.

      Plus I suspect there is some built in empathy for Apple and their look and feel gestapo tactics. I mean, they already had their OS ripped off bigtime by Microsoft and we all know how Linux geeks feel about Microsoft. So we tend to give Apple a wider degree of latitude.

      I know one thing. I work all day in a Wintel shop and I have only minimal control over that so I do as the pinheads say. When I come home I work on my Mac and with my Red Hat box. When Linux reaches the desktop in a form that has the pleasure to work with of OSX then Linux will be there and ready to rule. Till then Apple sells my UNIX so their my boys.

    3. Re:Because in spirit, Apple is worse than MS by zojas · · Score: 1
      There isn't a more friendly programming environment than Mac OS X. They give you all the tools needed to create applications. Professional tools and more programming tools available than Linux. Can you write Windows, Mac OS X, Mac Classic and Linux apps on Linux? You can on Mac OS X.

      So Apple uses the "freest OS" as its base and releases its source code (even though it doesn't have too with BSD) and you think they are no better than Microsoft? Are you joking?

      I believe his point was that you can't hack Aqua, and the source code to quartz and all the GUI stuff is NOT available, which is why he said all the stuff that seperates Mac OS X from BSD is NOT available!

  128. Is it really that hard by Ransom342 · · Score: 1

    Is is really that hard to tell a story in just one book?

    Your books have provided me much entertainment over the years and I cant help but observe that every new fantasy world you create seems to spawn a series rather than a single tale.

    Is it simply not letting a good thing go to waste, or do you just enjoy the characters that much?

  129. E-Books/Audio Books/File Swapping by ebresie · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I am a great fan of your work. With my favorite so far being "On a Pale Horse".

    What are you feelings about E-Books and Audio Books? Are you in support of these formats? Do you feel this is the way of the future?

    What are your feelings on file/music/book swapping as widely seen on the internet at present and the risks of losing some of your rights to control your content?

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    Eric B
    ebresie@gmail.com
  130. Authors Notes by SyntheticTruth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...well, dang it, I had an e-mail, yet unfinished, waiting in my outbox that I was going to send that asked several questions already posted. (About the move to linux, and also to congradulate you on that move -- t'is only a good thing, in my opinion.)

    That said, after years of reading your works off and on, mostly Xanth and the Mode series (*thanks* for finally getting that final book out -- publishers should listen to the readers more often!) the one thing I have always enjoyed were your Authors Notes at the back. To be honest, I always read those first. I had thought, back in the day when I had deluded myself with dreams of being a published author, of doing the same. Even though it would be copying your style. ;)

    What made you decide to start putting those in the books? You are, as far as I know, the only published author to continually do so.

  131. I read Bio of a SPace Tyrant.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... all I can say "Give me that time back".
    Putrid crap.

  132. Re:Literature question by dickens · · Score: 1

    I have a copy with an autographed bookplate...

    It was a rather odd but much appreciated birthday present from my wife.

  133. Paedophilia by konstant · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hello Mr. Anthony. As a young adult, I devoured nearly all your novels, with my particular favorites including the Adept series, Incarnations, Bio of a *, and the first eight or ten Xanth titles. It's fair to say that a large part of my psyche and probably my vocabularly are attributable to you.

    Recently I reprised On a Pale Horse with my girlfriend and I discovered to my discomfort that it dealt very explicitly with underage sex in a way that sexualized young girls in particular. Although the novel retained many charming qualities for me, I began to consider the female underage sexuality in the other books of that series, especially one of the later books (Of Eternity?) in which an underage girl uses a protracted stay in Purgatory in order to be able to have legal sex with a much older priest. Significantly, she is only 18 "by law". Physically and mentally she is 16 when she has sex with the priest. We are supposed to have any moral questiones calmed by this.

    As I recalled more of your works, I noticed a recurring theme of young girls being exploited in sexual ways. The opening of Bio of a Space Tyrant describes the protagonist's shame and arousal as his young sister is raped. Later in the series, I hazily recall a wealthy character who kept pre-pubescent girls for sex, then released them for service when they matured. The character was depicted in a very sympathetic light - he was just misunderstood.

    Finally, long ago I read a hardback book by you which attributed to you membership in a social organization dedicated to protecting girls against paedophilia.

    As a fan an admirer, but also as someone who is disquieted by the influence you may have had upon my young sexuality, I would like to know candidly whether you are attracted to underage women. Naturally I am in no way implying that you would ever act upon such an urge, but the writing you have given us is very close to an act in itself, considering your very broad and impressionable audience.

    Thanks.

    --
    -konstant
    Yes! We are all individuals! I'm not!
    1. Re:Paedophilia by Robotech_Master · · Score: 3, Informative

      Someone please moderate the parent up...this is just the question I wanted to ask, but phrased in a much better way than I could think to.

      For further pedophilic evidence, see Firefly, in which he all but comes out and says that it should be okay to have sex with little kids, as long as the little kid wants it. That was about the point where I finally became fed up with Mr. Anthony and his apparent fetishes, and shoved my two big boxes full of Anthony books deep under my bed.

      It's sad, too...he did write some pretty good stuff back in the early days. Early Xanth, early Apprentice Adept...I think that Bio of a Space Tyrant was what first caused me to start questioning the political views that my parents had handed down to me. I thought the firewood-splitting short story ("Wood You?") was cute, Prostho Plus and Hard Sell were inventive, and Macroscope was amazing. He had some great ideas, back in the day.

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      Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
    2. Re:Paedophilia by mcjulio · · Score: 1

      Macroscope was an incredible book, and I quite liked Battle Circle. I wish there had been more along those lines before Piers decided that making money was more interesting than writing challenging fiction.

    3. Re:Paedophilia by jokerghost · · Score: 1

      Those books were tame in comparison to Firefly and Dead Morn. One is about a sort of slime monster that makes everyone horny. There's nearly an entrie chapter devoted to the story of "nymph", a five year old girl who has sex with a grown man because she has been raised in a broken home. In Dead Morn, a tale of character time traveling in an effort to restore the future, the protaginist actually rapes a girl as he wanders through the forests of a Castro-revolution-era Cuba. Why don't you ask him about the "Superman" idea in these books? Or better yet, why all the-- for lack of a better word-- vulgarity? Firefly was banned for a number of years, by libraries and bookstores, as I recall. Certainly, you can't say Firefly was simply a "work of art". So, why all the wanton objectification of women in your novels, Mr. Anthony? (Note: that's not even his real name! It's a pseudoname-- seriously. ;)

      -jokerghost

  134. website link ... publishing. by cifey · · Score: 1

    On your website there is a section for online publishing. Has anyone begun a successful writing career through any of these websites?

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  135. Your writing has 'changed' over time .. why ? by RembrandtX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This sounds horribly flame-bait.
    But before I elaborate .. let me clarify. I read a lot of your books. (proof is at my book tracker - under read books.) 'On a Pale Horse' was one of the first Fantasy books of note that I read - and still one of my favorites to date. [I always recommend it to friends, which explains why not only have I bought several copies, but I do not have it in my book tracker as a result.]

    I have noticed , over the course of time, that your writing became more 'pulp' and less 'inventive'.

    Its hard to be creative full steam, especially when you have a family to raise - and I'm sure .. especially when your are well known in the sci-fi/fantasy world as a a 'creative' guy.

    Robert Asprin once said something to the effect of "Writing the story was fine, but after 6 books the cute idea I had to put a meaningful/funny quote in the beginning of each chapter really became the stumbling block." Is this a similar event for you ?

    Lets face is Xanth was certainly a money-cow for you. And the first four or five books were unique and interesting - My REAL question is .. when does an author find that enough is enough ?

    Do you ever regret that the Xanth series has overshadowed other deeper or more interesting works ? [Bio of a Space Tyrant for example.]

    Where is the balance of satisfying your fans desire for more of the same hinge with the fear of cheapening/overdoing your story ?

    Why do books like 'FireFly' or 'Macroscope' both great ideas - and brilliant books .. get pushed to the side. And books like 'Gollum in the Gears' [sorry , NOT a personal favorite of mine.] get catapulted to the top of the best seller list just beacuse it has the name Xanth on it ?

    Does this actually affect your writing style / choice / income in any way? Does it discourage you to write less mainstream work ?

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    --Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum, non erravi pernicose!
  136. Consider the Genre by Sturm · · Score: 1

    Hello!!! If it didn't have naked women who needed rescued it would be real life, not Fantasy. Why do you think we read this stuff?

  137. OT:Daughter of the Empire by maroberts · · Score: 1

    Rocks!!
    Janny Wurts has written several other good books (as well as a few that suck - the Masters of Light and Shadow just drag on too much IMO)

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    Donte Alistair Anderson Roberts - hi son!
    Karma: Chameleon

  138. Re:Being such an active practitioner of wordplay.. by Kredal · · Score: 2

    Ah, but did you tie the boat up at Anthony Pier?

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    Whoever stated that signature sizes should be limited to one hundred and twenty characters can just go ahead and kiss my
  139. About being prolific by Ruger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I must confess that I only knew of your Xanth and Adept books prior to going to the Piers Anthony website linked here on /. I had no idea you'd written so many books (126 by my rough count). The earlist publication date I saw was 1956, which means you've been writing for approx. 45 years.

    How are you able to churn out almost three books a year?
    When you're writing a series, how many of the books in the series do you outline prior to writing the first word of the first book?
    Did you have a number of books (27 & counting) planned for the Xanth series when you wrote 'A Spell for Chameleon'?
    Why has the Xanth series continued?

    1. Re:About being prolific by jander · · Score: 1

      I believe in one of his author's notes, he explains that Xanth is a trilogy, but he was never very good with math......

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      An ounce of perception is worth a pound of obscure
  140. Re:Being such an active practitioner of wordplay.. by pokeyburro · · Score: 2

    Thath not a lithp either. Thith ith a lithp.

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    Lately democracy seems to be based on the skybox, the Happy Meal box, the X-box, and the idiot box.
  141. Hard on the Eyes? by lexDysic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mr. Anthony,

    I first would like to thank you for helping me discover SF/Fantasy. Books like A Spell for Chameleon, Macroscope and Tarot introduced me to characters who solved their problems by thinking critcally about them--a trait I consciously tried to mimic and have never lost. (Since then, my critical thinking has led me to vastly different conclusions than yours on many fronts, but that's a different matter.) :)

    Anyway, this being a technical web site (nominally anyway) I will ask a (nominally) technical question. As a Linux user and sometime writer, my biggest problem has been with the quality of the fonts. As someone who spends hours a day staring at the screen (4? 6?) I would think this would be more of an issue for you. Do you find that fonts under Linux are lower quality than under Microsoft? If so, is it enough to bother you? What font and size do you typically write in?

    Thanks,
    Jason

    --
    Think! It ain't illegal yet!
    George Clinton
  142. Hypothetical Question by genomancer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a way of illustrating to people here about why you do what you do; If someone gave you a billion dollars tommorow and you never had to 'work' as a writer again.. what kind of books would you write? For fun or to make a point, or both? Just to delve into cool worlds, or to explore how people think? Stuff like Xanth, or Bio, KilloByte, or Tatham Mound?

    I'm sure you're no stranger to criticism so don't mind the trolls around here - Thanks for the worlds, the laughs, and the thoughts.

    Gavin Duggan

  143. Re:Being such an active practitioner of wordplay.. by Jive5 · · Score: 1

    I stumbled upon this in an interview with Piers Anothony by Moira Allen located here. I figured I'd post it so we won't waste a question:

    Quote

    To what do you attribute your gift of puns? (What are your favorite puns from the Xanth series?)

    I don't think I have an unusual gift for puns; I can fail to get them in real life. But my readers send them in by the hundreds, so I have a huge range to draw on. My favorite is not exactly a pun, it's a maxim: "Never let a man get the upper hand; there's no telling where he might put it."

    End Quote

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    I'd rather be parsing. --Jive5
  144. Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For years I felt reading "novels" was a waste of my time since I could watch it in a movie or simply because my imagination can make stories for me all on it's own.

    However when I read "The Incarnations of Immortality" series (specifically "On a Pale Horse"), I found a new love for reading. Since then I have been pretty insatable about reading. I didn't, however care for the Xanth novels due to the fact they are a bit too "childish".

    What my question actually is, have you thought about or been approached to putting any of your novels to picture? Personally I would LOVE to see what could be done with the Incarnations series. (My fav being "For the Love of Evil"). Granted, it would have to be done in 7 movies since you couldn't hack them down that much to make it fit in an hour and a half or even 3 hours and still make it fit the mold.

    Regardless, Just thought I would say "I still read my incarnations series about once a year or so....yup, they're that good :)

  145. Re:Being such an active practitioner of wordplay.. by kwashiorkor · · Score: 2

    (I (alwayth (thought (that (a (true (lithp (would (contain (more (bracketth))))))))))

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  146. Re:Literature question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL!
    Encore!

  147. Why should I care about Piers Anthony? by PLBogen · · Score: 0

    I was just wondering how Piers Anthony's switch to Linux and SO would affect me?

    If some insightful reason is given, it is probably not much diffrent than any of the number of reasons in "In The Beginning There Was Command Line..." by Stephenson. Additionally, although I am a SO user and I do run a Redhat 7.2 box next to my WinXP box. I am a Computer Scientist and have my own reasons to use alternative software.

    But I guess the point is if someone reads this article and switches to Linux because "Piers Anthony says so." How is that any diffrent from buying a Intel-based Compaq with Windows XP because the Commercial says it is the best.

    I just think the Linux community should convince people to switch because they have a compelling reason or superior product that meets a person's needs, not because a famous writer uses it.

  148. Martial Arts Novel by khb · · Score: 1

    I must confess to being unable to recall the name, but I recall reading a "martial arts novel" by you (the hero was a judoaka). Aside from Science Fiction and Fantasy, was this the only foray you made into other genres, or do you pursue other fields under other names?

    Do you intend to write/publish any followups to that martial arts novel?

  149. I can't see how a programmer can support MS by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    How is a company that ships every copy of the OS with development tools less developer friendly than one that does not? As a programmer myself I am very turned off of Windows and find OS X about 100,000 times better to use - better in every sense of the word, from programming to just being a user trying to get stuff done.

    How about an OS that ships with many open source tools like GCC and Apache, and contributes fixes back to them. That's not developer friendly?

    Sure Apple was and still is overly agressive in some areas legally. But to say we are better off with Microsoft in the dominant position than Apple astounds and eludes me, both from a technical and political standpoint.

    Would you rather have a leading company that makes the iPod, based on normal MP3's, or a company that is trying to fulfill every wild fantasy/nightmare about DRM that companies can dream up? Supporting Apple is supporting the one major computer company that is really fighting for your rights. That I think is why a lot of Linux people support Apple as well, because the goals of each group align well (or at least as well as a companies goals can align with a grass-roots movement).

    P.S. - I do use Linux and OS X regularily, along with Windows at work (of course).

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  150. You have our ears; go for it! by jejones · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From your newsletter:
    [Linux] remains far behind [in usage] on personal systems, but at such time as the Linux nerds catch on to the importance of user friendliness, that should change. Before too long I hope to get the ear of some of them, even if they don't necessarily like what I say.
    You definitely have our ears here; please, have at it. Anyone who only hears from those who agree with him won't learn diddly, so I hope the folks who matter will listen.
  151. Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start here.

    Read everything that isn't a dead link. Then realize that whatver drops out of your butt probably sucks ass and won't get published accordingly.

    This guy can write something about unicorns humping the devil and get it sold instantly because back in the day, he wrote something that didn't suck. The publishers took a chance on him and it paid off, and they realize that 'Horny and the Big Red Goat' will sell, even if it sucks, because the man has fans. Should it fail dismally, and should his next erotic unicorn story fail dismally, publishers will start tossing holy water his way when his agent pushes novels.

    Agent? Yeah, you need one of those too. ;) Remember not to ever pay your agent. Seriously. The money flows from the publisher, to you. Not from you, to the agent. When the agent finally gets off his or her arse and gets your work sold, then, and only then, do you work on paying the agent. Not before. Never before. If they ask for money up front (Or want to send your work to a 'book doctor'), I'd suggest doing some reportage to the BBB.

    Publishers = Paper Age. Wordprocessors are a moot point, as long as it prints out in a nice sane font with a page number on each page.

  152. Do you use any Apple products (OS X, iPod)? by the_webmaestro · · Score: 1

    I've been a fan of yours for a few Split Infinities (Apprentice Adept)... I think my favorite was Tathum Mound, tho... Did your daughter pass the Archaeology class?

  153. Whos crap was he writing? by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    Shakespeare? Im serious here.

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  154. Re:Literary Smoke by big.ears · · Score: 2

    You gotta be kidding. Pointing someone to Robert Asprin as a step-up from Piers Anthony? He burned out in the early 90s, and after having his future earnings garnished by the IRS, only writes with other people. One of his last books (which I read, of course--I wanted to relive junior high), "A Phule's something-or-other", got about halfway through and was completely unravelling. I think Asprin got blocked, so he handed it off to some kid, who resolved all the threads in about a page and a half and wrote another story that was completely unrelated for the second half. The later books in the 'Myth' series (yep, read them all too) were apparently therapy where Asprin worked through a mid-life crises by writing boring drivel. Sure, the books were clever and usually entertaining, but please don't mistake them for being anything but pulp sci-fi fantasy.

    I encourage anyone who is tired of Piers Anthony and the rest of the crap shoved between the Mystery and Romance sections at Waldenbooks to grow up and try something different, even if isn't that 'good'. Read some Louis L'Amour, or Sherlock Holmes--they are highly entertaining although not really 'Literature'. Or try out W. S. Maugham, Jane Austen, James Joyce, Hemingway, or Steinbeck for a historical kick. Trust me, these will all speak to you, you only need the courage to dare to read a book without a picture of a dragon on the cover!

  155. Thanks! by epepke · · Score: 2

    In the words of Johnny Carson, I did not know that.

  156. Wow, my favorite childhood author. by -stax · · Score: 1

    Mr Anthony -

    As a child, I loved reading. I never had a favorite author until I read my first xanth novel, "A Dragon on a Pedestal". I loved it so much, that I went to my favorite used book store, and bought every PA book I could find.

    What ensued was a mystical adventure that took me from reading Anthonology, to Steppe, Mute (many, many times) Macroscope (once, though I know I should read it again) to many of the xanth series. But my favorites were true sci-fi, Bio of a space tyrant, for example was one series that I always wished would become a movie or at least be continued. I would say that I still probably own close to 95% of the books that you have published solo.

    Ok, now to the question -- Where did you come up with some of this stuff? While I was in sixth grade, my Mother picked up one of the tarot series that I was reading, and was wondering what kind of book I was reading, that had mary masturbating the baby jesus.

    In short, where do you get your inspiration for all these worlds, people and situations?

    I've got to say that your works during the 70's and 80's are by far my favorite. Bio, Incarnations, Cluster (AWESOME!!), and all the great one-off novels.

  157. Comments summary by mcjulio · · Score: 0, Troll

    Mr. Anthony:

    1. Why are you using Linux?
    2. What are your tips for me as aspiring writer?
    3. Why are you a pedo?
    4. Why are you sexist?
    5. Why are your books only interesting to young people?

    Hmm, ok, that's 5. Anyone else?

  158. "Creative Artist"? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    Not to speak for Mr. Anthony, of course. But your question confuses me.

    Mac's are always touted as the "Creative Artist" machine.

    PR department.

    Substitute "Graphic Artist" and/or "Musician" and there may be some truth to it. Apple has had graphic tools far longer than PCs, and was the only serious graphics-capable platform in the personal machine space for some years. After that the legacy continued to give it a leg up. And the OS, with its object-oriented accessability, leant itself to music add-ons as well. PCs, on the other hand, were text based, with graphics eventually bolted on as an afterthought.

    But writing is text based. And Apple was trying to close its box, and using incompatible 3" drives, about the time early adopters like Piers Anthony were looking for a CPM replacement.

    Meanwhile ...

    Seems like a successful author like you would be able to afford one of Apple's high end systems like the TiBook or the PowerMac G4.

    Ever heard the term "starving artist"? Goes well with "impoverished student". Doesn't apply to the established pros, of course. But for people just starting out the platforms they chose will be the ones they can afford. Once they're successful it will take a BIG potential improvement for them to take the risk and climb a new learning-curve by switching.

    As with other materials, tools, and instruments, a graphics artist or musician might shell out extra for a platform that supports them well, as a cost of doing good art. But why on Earth should a novelist or poet spend an extra cent for bells and whistles?

    The war of the apples and the clones was fought on standards-and-price vs. slickness-and-snob-appeal. Business picked IBM for reliability, joe user picked clones for compatability and price. Then it snowballed, with market share leading to more application development and business adoption leading to PC formats as defacto standard for moving from paper to data submission of manuscripts. Apple was relegated to a niche while the clones won the general market hands-down.

    Seems to me that Mr. Anthony made the right choice of hardware up front, then moved to a better choice for OS for that hardware as soon as the pro-quality compatible applications necessary to support his workflow became available.

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  159. Goddard College, unorthodox culture and linux by shed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not many people are aware that you attended Goddard, a very unusual institution of higher learning in Vermont. For those of you who don't know, the college was famous for its radical politics in the 60s, after Piers attended. No tests, no grades, student-designed courses which were called "group studies" and led by "facilitators."

    When I attended Goddard in the late 80s it was still a hotbed of radical politics, but also a strong proponent of critical thinking. Not a place where orthodox opinions hold unexamined sway. Although my politics have changed, I attribute my flexibility, independence and career success in part to this college experience.

    Do you believe your educational background has played a significant part in your success? If so, how? Would you recommend any changes to traditional educational techniques? Lastly, in line with the interests of the slashdot crowd, you're one of only a few authors to embrace linux as a desktop OS. Would you draw a link between using this "alternative os" and the "alternative" years in college?

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  160. Re:Literary Smoke by mrdlinux · · Score: 2

    I found Hemingway's For Whom the Bell Tolls sadly disappointing and boring, when I read it in high school. I wound up skipping through many of the pages. While I probably should, one of these days, give a shot at another Hemingway book, I am having a little trouble seeing why he's so great. Perhaps that was his one bad book. And no, I'm not the cheap-action type; I had previously read War and Peace and enjoyed it far more. My first exposure to Steinbeck was The Pearl which was horrid, but then I got to read The Grapes of Wrath which was excellent. I think you are discounting the ability of sci-fi and fantasy authors too much though. Asimov, Bradbury, Card, Herbert, Heinlein, Stephenson, Jordan, Tolkien, and others who I can't remember off the top of my head, are all fine authors with excellent books in the sci-fi/fantasy genre. Just because the setting is fictional doesn't mean that the story is bogus. Sometimes, some things cannot be well orchestrated in the boundaries of "factual settings". Consider the whole theme of Dune. Prescience is not real, is it?

    As for Piers Anthony, I enjoyed the usage of puns in Xanth. Eventually it got old and I stopped reading the series.

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  161. Migration to Linux/Star Office by RWarrior(fobw) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mr. Anthony --

    A number of posters have asked about the finances and feasability of your decision to move to Linux and StarOffice, and I'm eager to see your answers. Others have asked about dealing with publishers who are not used to accepting documents in Something Other Than Word. Some have asked about your motivation, too.

    My question is slightly different. On your web site and in your books, you devote some attention to the efforts of previously unpublished authors to break into the market with that all-important first novel.

    Is the reason you were able to successfully make this transition and get your publishers to go along because you are Piers Anthony and not [insert nobody here]?

    I know you have a significant financial stake in Xlibris, which you discuss in detail on your web site, and you've talked about using that influence at times to get Xlibris management to make life easier for their customer-authors. You also have the selling power for a traditional publisher of someone like King, Grisham, Steele, or Grafton, in your genre.

    Would [insert nobody here] be able to successfully sell a first novel to a major publishing house because of the formatting issues? Would [insert nobody here] be able to entice an agent into even looking at it? All else being equal, why would a publishing house bother with someone new who wanted to do something strange?

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  162. pedophilia, writing, and personal lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Firstly, it is probably safe to say you have never been abused:

    Naturally I am in no way implying that you would ever act upon such an urge, but the writing you have given us is very close to an act in itself

    Not hardly. There is a terrible difference between reading about any act, and the feeling of helpless terror of being abused.

    Later in the series, I hazily recall a wealthy character who kept pre-pubescent girls for sex, then released them for service when they matured. The character was depicted in a very sympathetic light - he was just misunderstood.

    He was portrayed in a sympathetic light, but not because he was misunderstood, but because he was voluntarily kind in a cruel world, and because many things separated him from others who might perpetrate the same acts. First, he would never touch a girl who did not submit voluntarily to his attentions -- most did it for ulterior motives, obviously, and just as obviously they could not 'knowingly consent', but nonetheless, they did not have the trauma of rape on their psyches as well. He lavished them with gifts, tutors, etc. -- the best he could buy. He was kind to their familiies. It was generally implied that he did not need to do so, but he did anyhow.

    However, you have to be a student of the intricacies of the omniscient voice -- clearly, the sympathy is from the character describing the story, who having been one of his young girls, speaks positively. The protagonist is aghast that she is not outraged and affronted, in fact. The work could be regarded as a subtle indictment of the argument that a girl that young can consent -- because in the context of the story, the girls were clearly willing, even eager, and yet the same story makes it obvious that there were unimaginable pressures upon them making a true self-directed and conscious decision impossible.

    Lastly, your ultimate question is both unenlightened and inappropriate:

    I would like to know candidly whether you are attracted to underage women.

    This is wrong on several levels. First, most men, when answering honestly, will admit some attraction to "underage" girls. The question cannot be asked without qualification. Almost all men have checked out and appreciated some 16 or 17 year old -- and perhaps younger -- girl. This should come as no surprise. Nature designed women to be attractive beginning near puberty, and once they begin to exhibit womanly characteristics, you can expect them to draw sexual attention. This is no commentary on the validity or wisdom of the laws regarding age of consent; but the point is, if he answered your question in the affirmative, it would merely serve to place him in the vast majority.

    Secondly, it is just inappropriate to ask. His work speaks for itself. There is a huge difference between a written description of anything, and reality -- note the callous disregard for children most parents display showing them wanton sex and violence on TV and in the movies. And in a book, you've only your imagination, so if you are innocent, your own innocence can quite act the buffer. Note, also, that his books are not marketed as juvenile fiction -- and indeed, Bio and its like might be inappropriate for even some adolescents, so it is a good distinction.

    In any event, your question utterly fails to separate the art and the artist, and then uses this as a justification to ask an accusatory question which serves to do nothing other than tar and feather the respondant. Even if he were fraught with pedophilic urges, what difference would it make? Would his work be any more or less dangerous depending on what he felt sexually? Of course not. And Slashdot readers should be wise enough to not accept such a tabloid-like troll, regardless of how well-phrased it is. Curiosity on the morbid topic might be expected, but that does not make for an acceptable interview question.

    1. Re:pedophilia, writing, and personal lives by konstant · · Score: 2

      Don't you feel it is relevant that a man who has impacted a very large number of young people (many of ourselves included) may have consciously or unconsciously chosen to promote paedophilia?

      I am not one of those who believe that any art, including fiction, is unintentional. I would like very much to understand why Piers Anthony repeatedly choses sex with young girls as a topic for his novels and why he is overwhelmingly inclined to justify the act in his work. Keep in mind that the entire work is fictional. The fact that the fictional characters endorse the act, including the fictional young girls, tells us more about Mr. Anthony than about the world around us.

      However you are right that the question is offensive and for that I apologize.

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    2. Re:pedophilia, writing, and personal lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (somebody please mod the parent up.) Nice rebuttal, particularly about the reality of the attractiveness of jail-bait. A (wo)man does not instantly become sexually attractive only upon reaching $(age_of_consent). In situations like these, actions ..or lack thereof.. speak louder than words.

    3. Re:pedophilia, writing, and personal lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To answer the question: no, not really. I don't really think I could call his work all that impactful. Try reading "a child called IT" or such if you want impactful. That Anthony candy-coats it a smidge is not only acceptable, I'd say it is good -- because he is going out of his way to view the world through the lens of someone who can find justification, and many can. Should all pedophiles in novels be raving lunatics? Should all other characters, and their victims, unequivocably condemn them? No, because that would not reflect life.

      I have no doubt his work is intentional, but I think you might (_might_) be read a bit much into this, given that there are maybe 3-5 examples in a body of work as large as over 100 novels. Moreover, his settings lend themselves to odd ways of looking at traditional questions, since fantasy and SF often provide strange circumstances (such as Bio or Incarnations).

      I disagree that his writing is a commentary on him. He should expect the question to be asked, but we should not cross the line into accusation. It takes a brave person to step across the line and try to view things from the perpetrators point of view.

      Of course, my points are meant to apply to true cases of pedophilia, such as the man in Bio. An attraction to 16 yr old girls is nothing unusual, even if acting on the urges as a mature male is.

  163. Why do all your books feature rape/pedophila? by kenoyer130 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why is one of the common reoccurring plot devices in your book rape/pedophilia? I haven't read your books since I was 14 but even at that young age it seemed after your first few good series ideas you just started churning them out. No problem there, but then you featured rape as a major plot component on several occasions, and also pedophilia. I find this very disturbing since these are presented in titillating ways and not displayed as being morally wrong. I also wonder about your world view since in the books you seem to be living out some weird fantasies of your own.

    1. Re:Why do all your books feature rape/pedophila? by forkboy · · Score: 2

      Not for nothing, but were we reading the same books? The only writings of his I've remember seeing that have anything to do with non-standard sexuality are Firefly and some of his short stories.

      Am I just not remembering his Xanth and Incarnations of Immortality books well? (I read them probably 10-15 years ago) I also don't remember much along those lines in the Adept or Mode books...also read those quite a while ago.

      Please detail which novels/stories you mean, if nothing else for recollection's sake.

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    2. Re:Why do all your books feature rape/pedophila? by kenoyer130 · · Score: 0

      I have read several better written posts with the same exact question. I guess Firefly is a prime example, but it comes up again and again near the tail end of his series (when he runs out of ideas). Its also creepier then straight out pedophilia becouse he makes long justifications for it. So I guess its not all, but still enough to be worrysome, and I'm as libral as they come.

  164. Re:Literary Smoke by gthistle · · Score: 1

    Good grief. Just because you haven't been able to find the more challenging and well-crafted stuff "between the Mystery and Romance sections at Waldenbooks" doesn't mean you should bash all texts within what publishers define as one genre. I'd encourage you to try John M. Ford, Ted Chiang, Connie Willis (stories only), Steven Brust, Emma Bull, (some of) Tim Powers and Neil Gaiman, Greer Gilman, Guy Kay....

    Seems to me that one can like Austen, Burney, and Edgeworth for that "historical kick" and their clever writing while also liking clever contemporary fiction of whatever genre. By all means, keep reading books published before WWII--it'll help keep them in bookstores and libraries for future readers. Sturgeon's Law applies to contemporary sf and fantasy as well as to "classics," though; we just don't see the lame pulpy stuff from previous decades (except in research libraries) because it's long out of print.

  165. Xanth, and all things punny. by Kevlar42-420 · · Score: 1

    Hey Piers. When are you going to stop with the 'pun-listing' and go back to the real Xanth style with puns integrated into the story? Man From Mundania was the last one that I remember where you didn't just gratiously list puns. What happened? Did the reader submissions just become to overwhelming and you feel obligated to list all the ones that are good, but don't fit into the story, or is there something else?

  166. Underage? by judd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Listen up, US folks. In most of the world, including where I live, the age of consent is at least two years lower than 18. I am constantly jarred by references to child pornography and underage sex where the participants turn out to be 16 or 17. Try and be a little less inward-looking, please.

    1. Re:Underage? by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      Firefly involves sex with a five? seven? year-old girl. (Is that underage enough for you?) And in fact we're supposed to empathize with this Lolita when she is cruelly tricked into incriminating her lover, who then dies in prison. The point is driven home by the author's note, which talks about a pedophile convict with whom Anthony was in contact and makes the point that is it really so bad to have sex with little kids as long as the little kid wants it?

      This is all from memory, mind you, as it's been several years since I read Firefly and it was not one of the ones I actually own. But I think it's close enough.

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    2. Re:Underage? by judd · · Score: 2

      Several of the previous comments in this thread referred to 16 year olds. Hence my confusion - when you guys say "underage", I never know whether you're talking about children or not...

  167. Bestseller Lists by gdyas · · Score: 2

    I know many people are aware that most "bestseller lists", even the venerable New York Times lists, are faulty, subject to bias, and sometimes influenced by publishers & retailers, but does it ever stick in your craw that almost all organizations claiming to list the best-selling books of the week / month / year purposefully exclude children's / sci-fi / romance literature? Does it ever matter to you, or are you happy with your royalties & fan mail?

    No matter what some may think of your work (I enjoyed it but grew out of it a long time ago) you remain a successful writer making a living by writing, which is more than most writers of "meaningful", well-reviewed, yet inscrutable literature can say. What are your feelings about the lack of respect much popular literature gets amongst these "cri-tics"?

    Apologies, couldn't avoid the Xanth pun there at the end. I'm sure I've got the first dozen or so Xanth books along with most of IoI in a box somewhere in the attic back home...

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  168. Any Linux puns in Xanth yet? by gdyas · · Score: 2

    Mr. Anthony,

    Are there any Linux puns yet cavorting in the happy land of the Ogrechobee? A daemon amongst the demons? If not, on bahalf of Slashdot at large, I'd like to beg for one.

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  169. Desktop backgrounds by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

    Will you get your publisher to put out some nice high-res desktop backgrounds promoting your books? I find that this is a very cheap form of advertising, and something that we all love to have. Heck, reformatted cover art is more than good enough...

    I want my root desktop containing dragons and whatnot...

  170. Neq the Sword by Rothfuss · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does this question cost me a year of service?

    Have you ever regretted any of the character moves or plot lines you chose over the years in one of your series of books?

    Of particular interest to me is Neq the Sword from the Battle Circle series. I have wondered for nearly 2 decades what the hell you were thinking when you had Neq kill Var in the beginning of this book after Var lowered his guard. As a result of this situation, I never developed any rapport with Neq, pretty much wanted him to be slaughtered by Vara and loathed the existence of the third book.

    Of course I was 13 at the time, and I'm feeling much better now.

    I figure I read over 10,000 pages of your work when I was young. Thanks for the entertainment and odd vocabulary.

    -Rothfuss

    1. Re:Neq the Sword by shankar2k · · Score: 1

      I enjoyed the whole of the Battle Circle trilogy including Neq the Sword. Even before Neq slays Var, it is hinted that he is a little quick to use his sword, and this causes him to make the epochal mistake of his life. I feel I connected with Neq because I've certainly felt like I've screwed up royally at several points in my life. I certainly don't think that this plot line was a mistake at all.

  171. Moving to Linux by ThousandStars · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Like much of America, I'm moderately lazy with regards to computers, and my present Windows98 machine works reasonably well. You switched to Linux and StarOffice - what inspired you to change, and how/why should inspire me, like much of the country, to change?

  172. Random Question.. by Romanmir+Cumelon · · Score: 1

    It's getting awfully warm around here, and what exactly are we doing in this hand basket, anyway?

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  173. Ironic... by mbessey · · Score: 1

    I think that I made more typos myself in that post than in all the rest of my Slashdot comments *combined*. I suppose it could be this wicked cold I'm currently trying to get over.

    -Mark

  174. Small seeds that grow worlds beyond imagination? by Solanalos · · Score: 1
    Hi Piers!

    In my most recent memory is the Virtual Mode series (all 4 books) which I just finished. Between the author's notes and some of my own intuition, it wasn't difficult to see the connection between some of the twists on computer concepts in the series. Most notably while reading the first novel, the words chip, virtual mode, and various references to x86 computers pop up. All the while, I was amazed that it formed the central concept/analogy to understanding the fantastic multiverse that the series explored.

    Thus, it would seem that bits of your computer knowledge/terminology that lay dormant became the foundation for a multiverse.

    My question is:

    Has any other seemingly muted element in your life spawned entire realms or universes, perhaps for volumes yet to be written?

    I've read some of your other works, and the closest I could determine was Tatham Mound which seemed to have just come from your backyard :) and maybe the so-close-to-home Geodyssey series (I've read them but I can't claim to know whether any ideas present in it were ever muted elements in your life)

    I would think that there are others, and of course all of your work (as far as I could tell) has many sources for ideas as evidenced in your Author's Notes. But in my opinion, the one featuring a concept grounded on some previously-mundane computer vocabulary, Virtual Mode, seems to be the most radical endeavor grown out of the smallest seed.

    Perhaps lamely put, I think it's the coolest idea you've had yet!

    Can your readers look forward to anything on the same scale of wild and original again?

    Many thanks for all your hard work!
    -A Reader of Books
  175. So many books, so little time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought Macroscope was awesome but that was topped by the original Xanth trilogy! Through my college years I read a ton of your stuff, despite (or maybe because of) the fact that one of my professors thought there was way too much sex in our books (e.g., Cluster trilogy).

    So, how do you conceive of a plot? Do you start with the big picture and then fill in the details? Or do you start with bits and pieces of ideas that you then try to sew together into a larger story? To what extent do you find the stories writing themselves and to what extent do you have to think your way through them. How many passes through the story do you make and how much rewriting do you have to do before you know you are done?

    In one of your books (I can't remember which one now), you stated that what makes man unique among the beasts is that he is a story teller. (I thought that was too predictable coming from a story teller himself :) What other human characteristics would you put on the list?

  176. Re:Literary Smoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I was comparing apples to apples... Both Anthony and Asprin write completely pulp fantasy/sci-fi... same reading level and everything. I just think Asprin's stuff is much more enjoyable. I mean, if you really want to get into more interesting reading, of course I'd suggest Asimov's Foundation series, Card's Ender's Game, Stephenson's Snow Crash, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Dirk Gently from Adams... I finally read Gateway from Pohl a couple weeks ago, and enjoyed it quite a bit.

  177. typical /. question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    d00d... Guud j0b d17ch1ng W1ndoze!! Wen d1d joo du 1t? wut d1str0 1s y0r uB3er b0x runn1n?

    j00 r l33t. but p13rc3 1z a s1ssee nam3, br0.

  178. Modern Morals for Multiple Modes Mundanes by RobPiano · · Score: 1

    Mr Anthony,

    I've read probably 50 or so of your books, but I hadn't read one since highschool over 4 years ago. I recently purchased the book DoOon Mode and finished it. As usual, your writing style is excellent, but reading as a more mature reader, I found the content questionable. The book's heroin is a teenage girl with some very serious psychological problems and provides "instant fix" cures and glosses over some very muture topics like multiple partners and rape. A lot of my highschool friends who read your books were girls in this age group. I'm not questioning your own morals, but with subject matter this intense did you consult professionals or worry about the impact on some of your target audience?

    Kind Regards,
    Rob

  179. Hi Piers... by kenthorvath · · Score: 2

    Which distribution of Linux are you currently running? Have you tried any others? And if so, which appealed to your creative book-writing persona the most?

  180. A very simple question. by GotSanity · · Score: 1

    Whats your favorite distro.

  181. Stopping yourself sooner, maybe? by osgeek · · Score: 2

    Mr. Anthony, it is with very mixed emotions that I pose this comment/question. On the one hand, the stories and characters that you created and I read about in my mid-teens have endured the test of time. 'A Spell for Chameleon', 'Split Infinity', and 'On a Pale Horse' are tales that I'll think about fondly from time to time for the rest of my life.

    On the other hand, I'll always remember the disappointments I had reading most of the subsequent books of the Xanth and Incarnations series. From my perspective, you have the ability to bring some very clever ideas to initial life, but then make the mistake of milking those ideas until they're utterly lifeless.

    I would humbly encourage you to stick with singletons or at most trilogies in the future, and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... PLEASE DO NOT WRITE ANOTHER XANTH NOVEL!

    My question is, at what point should an artist pass by commercial success for artistic integrity? Do you feel that you've gone past that point a few times?

  182. Any chance of Piers Anthony movies? by fishy+jew · · Score: 1

    I was, in former years, an avid reader of yours, and enjoyed Xanth, Incarnations, Bio, Apprentice Adept, and many various other books of yours. Often, while reading them, I would think to myself what wonderful movies almost any of them would make. Have you had any discussions with directors or producers? Have you written screen plays for any of your books or series'? What are your thoughts on making movies out of them?

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    Nike. Just jew it.
  183. You are unique above all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Anthony,

    This is my first post on Slashdot, thanks to you.
    First, I just want to say that you are the most unique author that I have ever seen.
    Your opinions and views on society are very different from anybody that I have ever met. And most of all, you are proud of them and are not afraid to write openly about what you believe.

    I might not agree with you on many things but that doesn't stop me from understanding them. I value everyone's opinions and after all, "Only a human would let his feelings keep him from recognizing someone's skills." And of course I try to keep myself distanced from such weak creatures, lol.

    I am sure that your originality is the reason that you are so successful. Your concepts are so original, brilliant, and compelling that they have attracted countless readers because nothing like it could be found anywhere else.

    On that note, I also agree with you on the areas of sexuality. Our society is just plain too uptight on that matter. Someone needs to shake things up, to shed a new light on the entire ridiculous situation. I especially liked how all of this was portrayed in the Isle of Woman novels, showing how previous ages had different opinions on these matters. However, I won't be the first to admit that I was highly reluctant to buy and read books with such "interesting" titles and cover pictures. On that note, I think that your books would sell well in Japan where they wouldn't have such reservations.

    I have been a big fan of you and your books since 7th grade. However, that hasn't been a very long time ago so I have had the oppirtunity to read books that you have wrote over a span of decades in a single week. I have noticed that the style of your writing very obviously changes as time progresses. (As well as becoming MUCH more sexual, even enough to annoy me.)

    My question is: Do you notice these changes in your own writing style? And how have you noticed these changes? Also, why do you think that your writing has changed so much?

    Thanks

  184. RMy favorite was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Catastrophe (a trophy of the rear end of a cat)

  185. Question Quest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which distribution of Linux do you use? And is this the only distribution you have tried?

  186. Will there be a demon T(u/X) ????? by jander · · Score: 1

    I have noticed that you often include your experiences into your novels. Does this mean we can expect Tux to appear in a future Xanth novel?

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    An ounce of perception is worth a pound of obscure
  187. Re:Literary Smoke by CaseyB · · Score: 2
    You gotta be kidding. Pointing someone to Robert Asprin as a step-up from Piers Anthony?

    Rather ironic. I started reading Asprin after Anthony recommended him in a footnote! Though he did offer it merely by virtue of being the next alphabetically...

  188. Watch out! by eric.t.f.bat · · Score: 1

    Beware - this is Piers Anthony, so rather than getting ten answers to ten questions, you'll really only get one answer expressed ten almost-identical ways, with the title of "Incarnations Of Interview" and a glossy cover.

    : Fruitbat, recovering Piers Anthony reader :

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  189. Favorite Books by Sux2BU · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Which of your own books you enjoyed writting the most? Which books by others did you enjoy reading the most?

  190. Rape, Slavery, Torture, Murder, etc. [Re:Sensitiv] by joe_n_bloe · · Score: 1

    I just wish there were as many John Norman books available in used bookstores as there are Piers Anthony books. (Anyone want to sell me a copy of Imaginative Sex?)

    I have one observation about Piers Anthony "pedophilia," which is that adults, at least in US culture, feel out of place *any* time they encounter adolescent sexuality, no matter what its basis or origin. But there is a wide gap, and a not very difficult gap to find, between plain old adolescent ("childish" if you will) sexuality in all its many, many, many forms, and the exploitation or abuse of adolescent sexuality.

    Heck, I find LotR has all sorts of homoerotic allusions, and don't even get me started on Grimms Fairy Tales. But these are just places the mind normally goes.

    Complaining about a partially nude figure on the cover of a book with "Panties" in its name is just ... well ... . Can we be grown up for a minute, and appreciate the irony in it?

  191. A question from many of my friends and I by jokerghost · · Score: 1

    What on God's green earth posessed you to write Firefly??? Seriously!

    Jesus, I did a book report on it in the eighth grade, and you wouldn't believe the amount of smirks, looks of shock, and angry glances I recieved... And then there was the kids in the class too!

    -jokerghost

  192. Upgrading to OpenOffice.org? by TheFuzzy · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Are you planning on upgrading from StarOffice 5.2 to OpenOffice.org 1.0 or StarOffice 6.0? Which? If not, is it because of a feature which OpenOffice.org is lacking, or just comfort with StarOffice 5.2?

    Following up: Several news writers have e-mailed us (OpenOffice.org) asking for specific features designed to make OpenOffice.org more freindly to professional writers. As the "iron man" of science fiction and fantasy paperbacks, do you have a feature you'd particularly like to see?

    -Josh Berkus
    OpenOffice.org Marketing
    Volunteer Lead
    agliodbs@openoffice.org

  193. Question on your Xanth novels... by E.+T.+Moonshade · · Score: 1

    Simple question, really. How do you come up with all of those horrible, yet oh so amusing puns?
    I remember waking my parents up laughing when I read... I believe it was "The Isle of View." An excellent book by all accounts, and it made me go out, find every book of yours in the public and school libraries, and read 'em all. Another one I vaguely remember is the one that was a joint write... kind of sci-fi in theme, the title had something to do with either a caterpillar or a cocoon. Good read, as I recall, but it's been a while.

    -Eppy

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    "In caelum, illuc est libertas."
  194. I am a longtime fan of yours, Mr. Anthony by cheezus_es_lard · · Score: 1

    It's amazing that Piers and I grew up learning the same computer systems. I laughed at his 'Author's Note' talking about CP/M and MsDos and their apartment buildings. I must say, I was quite disappointed with the resolution of the Mode series. I was VERY into that series after the third book was released. But when the fourth came out, it spent half a book trying to be the next installment, and then went to wrap everything up in like 100 pages. This guy did that, he got this, this chick went here, etc. It was extremely uncharacteristically rushed of Mr. Anthony to do such a thing, and I'm wondering if, after years of it sitting in a file somewhere, Mr. Anthony didn't polish it up and finish it out as a 'filler' piece. It truly bugged me. No offense, Mr. Anthony, but what happened?

    Thanks-
    cheezus_es_lard

  195. Self Restraint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you ever come up with a really good pun and force yourself not to use it, in order to maintain your Artisic Integrity?

  196. To save all your by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He tried Linux because Jerry Pournell (another science fiction writer) mentioned it in Byte magazine a while ago.

  197. Nobilis by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

    Not a question for Anthony per se, but just a note that people who find Incarnations of Immortality interesting might also dig the Nobilis roleplaying game, which riffs on similar themes. It's been getting rave reviews, one of which can be found here.

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  198. Re:Literary Smoke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For Whom the Bell Tolls has more cheap action than most any other book I can think of. However, you are safe to skip over great chunks of inbetween if your objective is to pass the test. If you don't like it, don't bother with any other Hemingway. Noone who ever accused him of being misogynist ever retracted their statement.

  199. What about Pornucopia? by HaikuSpank · · Score: 0

    Do you ever intend to write a sequel to "Pornucopia?"

    http://www.piers-anthony.com/pornucopia.html
    Je sse

  200. What file formats do publishing houses ask for? by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

    First I would like to say that I love your novels. One of the great things about your writing is that in one genre you run the full spectrum of style. I particularly like the Tarot series, and wish you hadn't had such publishing problems which killed it's chances at becoming more popular. I especially love how in your books you often take a little time to inform the readers of what you are doing, and how you are doing it. You are one of the people that motivated me to make the leap from reading to writing, and for that I thank you.

    As for my word processor of choice, I have not used StarOffice, but I currently use OpenOffice 1.0.

    My question may be a bit off topic, but I am more interested in the current state of author to publisher manuscript submission. Do publishers still ask for hard copy, or do you now send an electronic file via email or other means? I would venture to guess it might be a mixture of the two, so if you do send an electronic copy what type of file format do they insist upon? I know OpenOffice supports saving different file types, so I assume StarOffice does as well, but has this ever been a dilemma to you?

    Thank you for your time Mr. Anthony, and have a nice summer in Florida^D^D^D^D^D^D^DXanth

  201. As Always! by Arben · · Score: 0

    (verbatim, as always)

    <cough>Bruce Campbell</cough>

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    This post, like so much of Creation, is NotArt
  202. Early Xanth novels by |deity| · · Score: 2

    I just wanted to ask what made you decide change the Xanth novels from "serious fantasy", to the way they are today. By serious fantasy I'm talking about fantasy with a semi-serious story line, like the first Xanth novel. The first book seemed fairly serious but the other books went downhill.

    Now all the Xanth novels seem to be huge pun books with very little of interest to adult readers.

    BTW thanks for all the good books. I loved the Incarnations and Bio of a space tyrant.

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    Environmentalists are their own worst enemy. ~tricklenews.com
  203. Mode Series by w1z7ard · · Score: 1
    Mr. Piers,

    What is your current status with the mode series? There are many eager fans awaiting a conclusion to the provocative story line you started and left hanging (including my sister and I). You can't let an older man fall in love with a 14 year old and call it a day...

    the w1z7ard

    PS: Stile rules!!!
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    "Recursive bipartite matching"- try it!

  204. Re:Literary Smoke by mrdlinux · · Score: 1

    By cheap-action I meant shallow, short-attention span sorta thing. Like you find on TV. I don't discriminate against misogynists necessarily either. I've read Mencken and Bierce.

    It's been a long time since I read it, so it's rather fuzzy, but I remember being deluged by details and not really knowing what was important or not. In War and Peace the details were interesting, at least.

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    Those who do not know the past are doomed to reimplement it, poorly.
  205. What Piers Anthony already has to say about Linux by Jack+Hughes · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Before asking any questions I thought it would be nice to whiz over to Piers Anthony's site and see what he already has to say about Linux. Buried in his latest newslestter is the following:

    I've been on Linux over a year now, using KDE 1, and StarOffice 5.2 as my word processor, and though making the change from Macrohard Doors has been a headache, I am comfortable and like it here. But the things of Linux are still new and evolving, and I believe I can get a system that will be better for me. I don't want to try to upgrade this one, lest it lose what it has; I prefer to start from scratch, as I did when I moved to Windows 95. I'm in dialogue with Griz Inabnit of Outcast Computer Consultants of Central Oregon griz@outcast-consultants.redmond.or.us who will assemble what he calls a MoNsTeR system with KDE 3, OpenOffice, which is the successor to StarOffice, said to be like a race car instead of a sedan, and software to facilitate my activities. It's all open source, meaning mostly free and constantly updated and malleable, but it's not price that interests me. I want to be all the way independent of Macrohard, so that no more Doors slam on my tender fingers. We'll see; stay tuned for future reports. Linux is spreading internationally and through US government agencies, who like its stability and versatility; a new business version is being developed. Linux is now the world's #2 server operating system, with about 27% of the market, behind 40% for Windows. It remains far behind on personal systems, but at such time as the Linux nerds catch on to the importance of user friendliness, that should change. Before too long I hope to get the ear of some of them, even if they don't necessarily like what I say.

    So it seems that he isn't interested in free as in beer.. but some other reasons - namely being free from Microsoft. So that is my first and obvious question:

    Why do you want to be free from Microsoft? - I can understand why from a technical perspective a move to Linux would be rewarding, but as a professional writer, what was it that made moving to a new and, as you say, problematic system worth while?

  206. Re:Literary Smoke by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    For some good "literature" that still interesting and thought provoking, try Virginia Woolf's "Orlando, or Gabriel Garcia Marquez's "100 Years of Solitude". Mark Helprin's "Winter's Tale". Ok, the last's not great literature but it's still pretty good. For character studies, I have to agree on W. S. Maugham. "The Razor's Edge" is great as is "Of Human Bondage". It's not what you might think (though there are some racy parts in there) but refers to how people tie themselves in knots, going through life. Maugham has a great selection of short stories too.

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    I drank what? -- Socrates
  207. Translation and editor file exchange format ? by pruneau · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Hello Mister Anthony !

    No, I did not read all your books, but I'll compensate by stating I'm twice fan of your X=(a/nt)^h serie. Twice, because I read them all both in french and english, when possible.

    And your novels are standing out into the american sci-fi crowd, because they are really as funny and pun-ridden in both languages !!! Er, well, actually they are even funnier in french, but I have a cultural bias, as french is my mother thongue. So, kudos to you and your translator(s) !

    I'm really wondering of what kind of hoops did you did had to go through to:

    1. convince your editor to translate you books ? (probably none)
    2. make sure that the X=(a/nt)^h punniest facets will get through ?

    Another serious question: switching to Linux always pose the problem of file exchange with boring third-parties, like colleagues, editor, etc. Are you just using plain text for that matter or the edition word is more open than we think ? What's your favorite(s) tool(s)/file format(s) for your business ?

    By the way, which language(s) do you speak/write/pun ?

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  208. The Art Is the Artist by Vortran · · Score: 1

    On this one point I find I disagree with you. I don't believe you can separate art from artist. The best art is a glimpse of the artist's soul, which she or he makes available to the beholder.

    Vortan out

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    Knowledge is like ignorance.. too much can be just as bad as not enough.
    1. Re:The Art Is the Artist by GargoyleMT · · Score: 1

      The best art may be a glimpse of an artist's soul, but much of what I've seen around me, that I classify as art, isn't meant to be truthful.

      What does the song "Detachable Penis" say about King Missile? What does "The Persistence of Time" say about Salvadore Dali? What do all the goatse posts say about their author?

      Absolutely nothing. Art is not, by definition, a mirror of the artist's soul, as you said. It is a tool, and can be used in a variety of ways, including turning the perceptions of some target audience on their head.

  209. Mechanics of writing by Lewie · · Score: 1

    I can't thank you enough for sharing your insights into writing, fitness, death and life through those wonderful Author's Notes at the end of the books. Your perspective is amazing to observe and analyze; I wish I could better emulate it! I can't remember if it was in Bio of an Ogre or in one of the wonderful (and eagerly anticipated!) Author's Notes where you described your cure for writer's block as simply continuing to write, parathetically if necessary, about whatever was on your mind. Do you find that this style still works sitting at the keyboard?

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  210. Thank you by ed1park · · Score: 1

    You're one of the few authors that could create characters and worlds immersive and compelling enough where I actually cared. Thank you for all the great books while I was growing up. (I think I had over 60 of them at some point!)

    For those who have never read Piers or are interested in his works, I recommend the following books as must reads. (I don't follow much of his recent stuff. Nowadays my time is spent with Oreilly ;)

    A Spell for Chameleon (Xanth)
    On a Pale Horse (Incarnations)
    Bio of a Space Tyrant: Refugee
    Dragon's Gold
    Any of the first few Adept Series books.

    Oh yeah, here's a question.

    Do you welcome visits from fans? I'd love to take you and your family out to dinner or something similar and get a chance to chat and thank you for all the memories growing up.

  211. Integration of Fan's Ideas into your novels by shankar2k · · Score: 1

    I've been an avid fan of the Xanth series, and I've been noticing a change in how they have been written. Reading the author's comments in the older books, I noticed that you tended to discourage readers from sending in puns and various ideas, but the later books in the series are literally strung together with readers' suggestions. This isn't neccesarily a bad thing, because some of their ideas are pretty good, but I imagine that it must be annoying that there is nothing you can do the stem the tide. Does the sheer volume of fans' suggestions ever get to you? Does it irritate you that even when you have asked people to stop or at least slow down, it has only increased the amount of suggestions?

  212. On a Pale Horse script by citizenx · · Score: 1

    I found this while searching for the horse's name. (Yes, I forgot "Mortis". I'm sorry.)

    The script seems not bad, but as for Mews [sic] playing the lead role... I think some people are just a little too fond of their pet actors.

  213. Re:Literary Smoke by Misenchant · · Score: 1

    Well first, Piers has never said such a thing. He did say recently that he was caught up on all the puns sent to him and was using some of his own. He doesn't talk down to his fans. He does complain that his fan mail takes up a lot of his writing time, but he answers nearly every letter personally. Most other authors do not do that for their fans. As far as "But What of Earth," first, the book was pretty much re-written by Robert Coulson and the publisher put Coulson's name on it as a co-author, and did not even bother to tell Anthony! Later, Anthony re-published "But What of Earth" the way it should have been.

  214. Firefly.. by tommck · · Score: 2
    Yeah... I read that... Cool book.

    I need to dig up more of his adult-oriented stuff.

    T

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  216. Dvorak Keyboard Layout? by cao37 · · Score: 1

    In a number of your famed (notorious?) Author's Notes you discussed the intricacies of trying to get the dvorak keyboard layout (and other alternate layouts) to work so you could take advantage of their increased efficiency. How easy was the customization using Linux and StarOffice? Have you found other keyboard layouts that have worked better for you, such as the genetic algorithm discussed here a few days ago?

  217. suicide girl? by gol64738 · · Score: 2

    I remember in many of your 'end-of-book' Author's Note, you detailed a fan of yours that threatened to kill herself and needed your help.

    After 4 or 5 mentions of this girl in various books, my question is this: did you help this girl in someway? did she ever attempt or succeed at suicide?

    on a side note, thanks for the many hours of pleasure i had as a teenager reading your books. i lost count somewhere after 50.

  218. My question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has Tux been the inspiration for any of your characters?

  219. Movies by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 1

    With the advances in digital moviemaking a Xanth film is not out of the question. Are there any plans to bring Xanth or any other of your novels to the silver screen in the near future?

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  220. Re:Rape, Slavery, Torture, Murder, etc. [Re:Sensit by Moridineas · · Score: 2

    Heck, I find LotR has all sorts of homoerotic allusions, and don't even get me started on Grimms Fairy Tales. But these are just places the mind normally goes.

    Actually I just think that Tolkien was the biggest prude ever--notice the roles women play. Their are little girl hobbits, matronly mother hobbits, and chaste beautiful viriginal virtuous elf queens that even Gimli falls in love with!

  221. Re:Women on covers of Xanth books by Moridineas · · Score: 2

    I don't believe that's true. I've been around a publishing press awhile, and generally the authors don't care much (just so long as they like what's on the cover) but sometimes have very specific requests. And unless those requests are ridiculous, they're usually honored.

  222. Piers. I've read 40 of your books. Love 'em by sandtrout · · Score: 1

    Dear Piers,

    Over the years I have read 40 of your books and still my favorites are the first 5 of the Incarnations of Immortality and all of the Bio of a Space Tyrant books. I am dying to read IRON MAIDEN. When will it be out? In 1989, I sent you a copy of "Hinds' Feet on High Places" by Hannah Hurnard and you said that you would read it in due course. Just curious, did you ever get a chance to read it? I still have your picture that you sent me. My daughter is now enjoying your stories. Glad to hear that you are using Linux and Star Office. It only makes since that you would do so. I sure hope that Bio of a Space Tyrant will become a set of movies someday. They were some of the best books ever.

    Thank God for Piers Anthony

    Thanks again,

    Grant Booth

  223. You could Split Infinity? by Lastwords · · Score: 1

    Have you ever thought about using both Microsoft and Linux on the same machine? By doing this you could split infinity, dividing your computer into a symbiotic relationship - Science Fiction and Fantasy. Which leaves the question, which is which; does Microsoft fall into the realm of fantasy and Linux into Science Fiction? Or Vice Versa?

  224. Keeping the magic by Lorelia · · Score: 1

    I believe what Mr. Anthony met by "you just grew up" is that you lost the magic and wonder of childhood. And yes, that is better than being an "adult". I am responsible, have a job, and an extremely high I.Q., but I also haven't lost the magic. Therefore, at the age of 26, I still love the Xanth novels as much as ever when I read them to my daughter. I tend to believe that the common thread of damsel in distress, male hero, etc is a parody of what is still to some extent expected in today's society. Man comes and saves woman from all kinds of things (or so that's how it's seen), why shouldn't he put it in a humorous series. You cannot be possibly taking what is obviously a tongue in cheek series seriously and attributing those to Mr. Anthony as his views. How often do you poke fun at something that you believe in? I mean, really people.

    Second of all, as a female who has both been raped and experienced clandestine love while underage with an overage man, I can say it's wonderful to see you, Mr. Anthony, touching upon these things in a truthful manner. You don't beat around the bush, you don't couch it in pretty terms. You show it like it is, and I can say thank you honestly for not using rape as some cheap thrill. Obviously those experiences had some profound effect on the character's development and as a writer myself I can say that those stories wouldn't have been the same without those characters developing in that way. Love barring age is an everday thing and you've only said what is true. Where people get the idea that teenagers can't love like adults is beyond me. They do love, sometimes very deeply, and it is a part of life. It's about time someone made people see that.

    Thirdly, I have to admire anyone who is intelligent enough to have views that don't follow the current brainwashed society. That indicates that there was some thought in a belief structure. I don't always agree with what you say, Mr. Anthony, but I like that you say it. Others should put more thought into what they spout off.

    BTW, The Color of Her Panties is my favorite book of the Xanth series, though I believe the Mode Series is my absolute favorite series. The Incarnations series follows a very close second. I hope you get a publisher for your ChroMagic series, it sounds great!