I only knew one person who had the talent to crouch and jump in the side of the pipe to slide through the bricks to the warp pipes. (it was a chick even!) I had to use the game genie to get to them.
I could never beat those goddamn negative worlds. I went through that water one I ton of times. I even used the game genie to stop time so I wouldn't have to worry about it running out. I must've spent at least an hour. I know it seems sad, but 86, goddamn!
Wouldn't it be funny if he was trying to beat Doom II? Or some other old game that everybody's beaten? And especially if he didn't make it past the first level or didn't know how to switch guns or something.
Well, I guess it would be more tragic than funny, but due to the fact that it would be so darwinically sad, that it might get a chuckle or two.
You like that word "darwinically"? I just made it up, hehe.
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I went as SpongeBob last year and got a good response (it only took me 18 hours to paint a cardboard box to look like him), so I would like to go as another cartoon character this year. My g/f is going as Bubbles, which fits her personality perfectly (and voice, and hair color). I think I'll probably go as Dexter. The geekness would fit me perfectly.
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i like the freudian slip of saying "fist" instead of "first" after you mention goatse.cx
so what you're saying is that what doesn't kill you will only make you stronger, right?;-)
why is it that almost *every* vegan or vegetarian that i've ever known has had significantly more health problems than omnivorous(sp) humans? i've only known one vegan who was actually healthy. He'd taken martial arts his whole life, plus he took supplements and worked out in the gym 4 days a week. personally i've had more digestive problems eating vegetarian(tofu) stuff than i ever have had with meat. i've even accidentally eaten raw chicken, spoiled milk, and i eat every burger/steak rare. i eat hamburger helper at least twice a week by myself.
don't get me wrong, i'm not saying that we should go out and kill every delicious animal out there. personally i probably wouldn't eat as much meat as i do if i had to personally kill and watch every animal die. if i had my way, i would just pump billions of dollars into stem cell research until we have the technology to grow meat in a test tube... or meat on a stick... mmmm... meat on a stick...
not only do carp eat all the vegetation, but in the process they make the water muddier. they should make carp that taste better and don't retain the poisons and toxic chemicals that they absorb from being bottom feeders AND give them Arnold-like muscles so that they actually put up a fight when you catch them. maybe then people would actually fish for them, and eat them. a couple of years ago i landed a 3.5 footer which just felt like i was reeling in a log. much different from the 18" steelhead which shot across the stream so fast my reel became hot from the drag.
I can't believe it! I always trusted THG. I feel like my entire life has been a lie!!! aah!
seriously though. why would they fake a pic like that? it makes me wonder if their articles are even true anymore. how many of their benchmarks are fake?
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yeah, that's why i only spent 1 hour, not 86. ;-)
he just couldn't get an FP to save his life. ;-)
don't forget Xaero!
or Crash because no one would suspect her.
I know, its too bad my old car ran on gasoline.
:-/
'86 740 GLE
There was a diesel-engine version too
I only knew one person who had the talent to crouch and jump in the side of the pipe to slide through the bricks to the warp pipes. (it was a chick even!) I had to use the game genie to get to them.
I could never beat those goddamn negative worlds. I went through that water one I ton of times. I even used the game genie to stop time so I wouldn't have to worry about it running out. I must've spent at least an hour. I know it seems sad, but 86, goddamn!
Wouldn't it be funny if he was trying to beat Doom II? Or some other old game that everybody's beaten? And especially if he didn't make it past the first level or didn't know how to switch guns or something.
Well, I guess it would be more tragic than funny, but due to the fact that it would be so darwinically sad, that it might get a chuckle or two.
You like that word "darwinically"? I just made it up, hehe.
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i wonder if i could get a 900 (976, whatever) number and charge a butload of money every time some a-hole wants to sell me a magazine.
i wish i could $10 each for every spam i get. then i could stop waiting for the goddess of compensation to come bless me.
oops... the wind (hard hat taken off and dropped off of a roof) - TKITH
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Finding the correct tool for the job can sometimes be a chore. We look at some of the tools that should be in the Ultimate Toolbox and take a look at some ideas on what goes into having the right tool for the right job.
...or how about Merriam-Webster's instead?
hehe, you should pick his "Idaho" costume.
"I'm Idaho!"
hehe, I always loved that joke.
anyone know any other completely offtopic pirate jokes that they would like to burn up some karma with?
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!H!!!!!!!
whoa, i think my heart just skipped a beat or two while reading that.
Of course if you were going to spit out some of his quotes all night long you'd have people peeing their pants from laughing so hard.
I went as SpongeBob last year and got a good response (it only took me 18 hours to paint a cardboard box to look like him), so I would like to go as another cartoon character this year. My g/f is going as Bubbles, which fits her personality perfectly (and voice, and hair color). I think I'll probably go as Dexter. The geekness would fit me perfectly.
i like the freudian slip of saying "fist" instead of "first" after you mention goatse.cx
that is priceless.
not to be a troll...
but is it "then thought" or "than thought" ?
1000+ hours is awesome, but what good is it if you want to record more than one channel at a time?
Are there any tuner hacks to TiVo?
sometimes it costs more than one monkey.
this one is my favorite though... good ol' google:
google
come on!!! only one goatse link? wtf?!?
how about posting some "Creative Goatse Links"?
check this out: http://www.microsoft.com [microsoft.com]
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so what you're saying is that what doesn't kill you will only make you stronger, right? ;-)
why is it that almost *every* vegan or vegetarian that i've ever known has had significantly more health problems than omnivorous(sp) humans? i've only known one vegan who was actually healthy. He'd taken martial arts his whole life, plus he took supplements and worked out in the gym 4 days a week. personally i've had more digestive problems eating vegetarian(tofu) stuff than i ever have had with meat. i've even accidentally eaten raw chicken, spoiled milk, and i eat every burger/steak rare. i eat hamburger helper at least twice a week by myself.
don't get me wrong, i'm not saying that we should go out and kill every delicious animal out there. personally i probably wouldn't eat as much meat as i do if i had to personally kill and watch every animal die. if i had my way, i would just pump billions of dollars into stem cell research until we have the technology to grow meat in a test tube... or meat on a stick... mmmm... meat on a stick...
i second your gaping nomination.
not only do carp eat all the vegetation, but in the process they make the water muddier. they should make carp that taste better and don't retain the poisons and toxic chemicals that they absorb from being bottom feeders AND give them Arnold-like muscles so that they actually put up a fight when you catch them. maybe then people would actually fish for them, and eat them. a couple of years ago i landed a 3.5 footer which just felt like i was reeling in a log. much different from the 18" steelhead which shot across the stream so fast my reel became hot from the drag.
I can't believe it! I always trusted THG. I feel like my entire life has been a lie!!! aah!
seriously though. why would they fake a pic like that? it makes me wonder if their articles are even true anymore. how many of their benchmarks are fake?