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Slashdot Turns 5

As much as I avoid discussing Slashdot on Slashdot, I figured I'd just take a moment to say that Slashdot is 5 years old now. I've written a Journal Entry with a few more comments on the subject. And yes we know we jumped the shark about a week after we registered the domain name, but we just don't care! Here's hoping we're here 5 years from now doing exactly the same thing with the same folks. (As a side note, due to a data importing bug, we really don't know exactly when we made our debut, but I spent september 97 putting the site together... and when we went live, we didn't even have comments for the first week or so!)

629 comments

  1. And Now... by GypC · · Score: 5, Funny

    You get comments almost immediately! First Post!

    1. Re:And Now... by cecil36 · · Score: 2

      I remember a friend telling me that in the early days of /., you actually had a decent length of time to go to a new thread and write "First Post!" before anyone saw the thread and posted something more intelligent. You still have the problem with the trolls lingering around, posting their goatse.cx links. Anyone care for troll stew?

    2. Re:And Now... by dattaway · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In the early days of slashdot, you had sometimes a few hours to get a first post. If it was early in the morning, you had to wait a while before everyone would wake up and the party would start. The first post back in those days was actually a funny joke. Nowdays its about as novel as crapflooding.

      Silly posts commenting on a funny article was the norm back in those days. Now its brutal competition among the pedantic keepers of wisdom and those who can google out gems of knowledge. Comments back then seem trollish today. But its still fun to see how much information thousands of people can pack into the comments section. Slashdot today is quite an impressive collection of concise facts following each article.

      Mispelled words and poor grammar are just tokens of nostolgia.

    3. Re:And Now... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Not the mention the trolls where actually funny. Ogg where are you Ogg?

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      Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification

    4. Re:And Now... by gid · · Score: 1

      Slashdot today is quite an impressive collection of concise facts following each article.

      (Score:5, Funny)

    5. Re:And Now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Congrats on the five years, but you'd think that after five years, the Slashdot bigwigs would have figured out that you have to include not only the time and date on a story, but also the year. There's nothing more frustrating than doing a search on Slashdot, finding an interesting story, and not being sure whether it is from this year, last year, the year before last year, etc.....

    6. Re:And Now... by danger42 · · Score: 1

      as novel as crapflooding

      What is that? Does it require a courtesy flush?

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    7. Re:And Now... by jkramar · · Score: 1
      Mispelled words and poor grammar are just tokens of nostolgia.

      Were the misspellings of "misspelled" and "nostalgia" an ironic pair of slips, or illustrations of your point?

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    8. Re:And Now... by bedessen · · Score: 4, Funny

      but you'd think that after five years, the Slashdot bigwigs would have figured out that you have to include not only the time and date on a story, but also the year.

      Log on. User Preferences. Change date format to one that displays the year.

      Retard.

    9. Re:And Now... by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2

      I would replace 'facts' with 'mistakes, misconceptions, and outright lies' ... but other than that, you're right.

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    10. Re:And Now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err... It was OOG!
      However, I liked The Glorious Meept!! the best.

    11. Re:And Now... by FCAdcock · · Score: 1

      yes.

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    12. Re:And Now... by Ataru · · Score: 0

      Mine was SOC/RO and his cat called Belfry, sadly he didn't post much, but when he did it was solid gold...

    13. Re:And Now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That comment is so funny on so many levels. God I love linux. God I love slashdot. God I love humanity. God I love life.

    14. Re:And Now... by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      but you'd think that after five years, the Slashdot bigwigs would have used a sensible *default* date/time format?

      Perhaps?

    15. Re:And Now... by ChadN · · Score: 1

      BoredAtWork was a cool poster. Is he/she still around?

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  2. A Whole Week? by BoBaBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

    when we went live, we didn't even have comments for the first week or so!)

    A whole week before a "First Post" appeared. Bliss.

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    1. Re:A Whole Week? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      But who made the _FIRST_ post to /. ?
      That's what I would like to know.

    2. Re:A Whole Week? by BoBaBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

      I imagine the first first-post was something witty and insightful like:

      Testing, please ignore.

      First posts haven't improved much since then.

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    3. Re:A Whole Week? by Maddog_Delphi97 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I'm quite curious about myself.

      I would guess it would be somebody like Commander Taco or Cowboy Neal saying like "I hope this works" as a test of the slashdot code..

      The Wayback machine doesn't seem to bring up a "good copy" of it... did anybody have more luck with this?

    4. Re:A Whole Week? by roguerez · · Score: 4, Funny

      I found it, it goes like this:

      "*VFP!"

      * = Very First Post!

    5. Re:A Whole Week? by Maddog_Delphi97 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Whoops, I meant to say that I'm curious about this, myself..

      This is the best I can do with the wayback machine on slashdot.org circa December 1997..

      http://web.archive.org/web/19971221012817/http:/ /s lashdot.org/

      But it only shows one article and the formatting seems screwed up... has anybody else had any more luck with this?

    6. Re:A Whole Week? by Speedy8 · · Score: 1

      If you look at the link to the comments on that article, it claims to be article number 305.

  3. The secret of ./'s success.... by idiotnot · · Score: 5, Funny

    They didn't buy a Super Bowl ad.

    1. Re:The secret of ./'s success.... by pez · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In all seriousness, I'd like to submit that the secret of /.'s success is this: users first.

    2. Re:The secret of ./'s success.... by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      They had a commercial aired during the Super Bowl.

      Not on the same channel, of course ;-)

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    3. Re:The secret of ./'s success.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Do you suck Taco's dick every day, or just on Tuesdays?

    4. Re:The secret of ./'s success.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      They also didnt (initially) register as a .com. They now have a .com, but only bought after they were established, and it redirects to the .org address anyway.

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    5. Re:The secret of ./'s success.... by MSBob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good one! That was definitely a contributing factor but as far as I can tell slashdot was one of the first sites on the web to get threaded discussions right. I mean the child-parent relationship between comments. Sounds pretty obvious but there are still a hell of a lot o half arsed discussion sites out there that have a flat layout for comments that makes it hard for the reader to follow the discussion. This and the fact that the crowd that slashdot caters to essentially comprises of avid internet users is definitely a big contributor to the s site's success.

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    6. Re:The secret of ./'s success.... by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2

      Super Bowl ads are to .com companies as the cover of Sports Illustrated is to atheletes: kiss of death.

      The irony is two sites that quite few people were sure would fail: slashdot and f**kedcompany.com are still chugging ahead (actually doing quite well), while 90% of .com sites have disappeared.

    7. Re:The secret of ./'s success.... by Bahamuto · · Score: 4, Funny

      The irony is two sites that quite few people were sure would fail: slashdot and f**kedcompany.com [fuckedcompany.com] are still chugging ahead (actually doing quite well), while 90% of .com sites have disappeared.

      Well at least it was a good atempt to not use profanity on slashdot.

    8. Re:The secret of ./'s success.... by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2

      My bad. Many apologies for the slip. Wasn't thinking about the html code being visible.

      Mod me down, down, down.

    9. Re:The secret of ./'s success.... by smallstepforman · · Score: 2

      Nice User #

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    10. Re:The secret of ./'s success.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no profanity ban on Slashdot.

      Fuck hell pussy cock shit gay manporn.

    11. Re:The secret of ./'s success.... by imroy · · Score: 1

      Holy crap! A two digit ID number. And I thought my three-digit number was old. You don't see too many of us 'old timers' around here now.

    12. Re:The secret of ./'s success.... by pez · · Score: 1

      I've seen a couple of IDs lower than mine on this article, including #7. Now *that* is impressive.

      -Pez

    13. Re:The secret of ./'s success.... by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2

      I guess it's just a matter of taste.

  4. Happy Birthday. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Funny
    Happy Birthday Slashdot!

    You've taken five years away from my life and I want them back now!

    If not, the penguin gets it :P

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    1. Re:Happy Birthday. by mjwise · · Score: 4, Funny

      You've taken five years away from my life and I want them back now!

      *Hans Moleman voice* oh...I'd only waste them.

    2. Re:Happy Birthday. by troc · · Score: 3, Funny

      and with a user # of 476 we might even believe you ;)

      I remember when this was all just binary data.... oh wait, um.

      Troc

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    3. Re:Happy Birthday. by Oestergaard · · Score: 3, Funny

      With a 6 digit UID I doubt slashdot took five years of *your* life ;)

    4. Re:Happy Birthday. by gaudior · · Score: 2

      Certainly it could. He may have lurked for a year or 2 like I did, before deciding too sign up.

    5. Re:Happy Birthday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      here is a site that links to nytimes every other day and every other day complains in parens about the free reg... and you think some of us didn't wait a long time before registering here?

      logical fallacy blah blah.

      ps: but of course it is cool that you have a low UID... put it on your resume.

    6. Re:Happy Birthday. by qwerpoiu · · Score: 1

      With a 6 digit UID I doubt slashdot took five years of *your* life ;)

      4,366,383 = 6 digits? Slashdot Math(tm), I presume...

    7. Re:Happy Birthday. by qwerpoiu · · Score: 1

      You're just jealous that he registered 1,337 users before j00...

      (I kid you not! Do the math, 4366383-4367720=1337!)

    8. Re:Happy Birthday. by Oestergaard · · Score: 2

      The numbers you're working with are the post numbers, not the user numbers.

      I posted after him, so my post number is higher than his.

      I kid you not :)

    9. Re:Happy Birthday. by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

      uf!!

      For me was only 4 1/2 years (see ID)I'm so lucky!

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    10. Re:Happy Birthday. by qwerpoiu · · Score: 1

      D'oh! /me puts on paper bag

    11. Re:Happy Birthday. by qwerpoiu · · Score: 1

      Ignore! Ignore! O stupid me! /me puts on paper bag

  5. happy birthday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well then. happy birthday!

  6. Who knew ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Troll

    Who knew that decay could start at such a young age?

    1. Re:Who knew ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whole lot of jackin' off going on here...

    2. Re:Who knew ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this post ate 5 mod points

      Moderation Totals: Troll=2, Insightful=2, Funny=1, Total=5.

  7. How many other websites have been around this long by qurob · · Score: 4, Interesting


    That are not corporate sites, like Microsoft.com, etc

    I'm talking...ad-supported.

  8. Only 5 eh? by DiS[EnDeR] · · Score: 1

    Happy Birthday... whens the party?

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    1. Re:Only 5 eh? by Drizzten · · Score: 1

      What is that...35 years in Internet time?

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    2. Re:Only 5 eh? by GMontag451 · · Score: 1

      Are you saying everyone on the internet is a dog?

    3. Re:Only 5 eh? by netsharc · · Score: 2
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    4. Re:Only 5 eh? by apt142 · · Score: 1

      Only 5 eh? .... Does that mean there won't be any beer at the party?

  9. Happy birthday!!! by chrysalis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Slashdot is the site I spent 90% on when I'm connected to the internet. It's the first thing I read every day.

    Slashdot is a source of info, of pure fun and of substancial debates.

    Congrats, Mista Taco!

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    1. Re:Happy birthday!!! by batemanm · · Score: 5, Funny
      and of substancial debates

      Is this in a secret section that I don't have access to? :-)

    2. Re:Happy birthday!!! by MURL · · Score: 3, Funny

      Slashdot is a source of info, of pure fun and of substancial debates.

      Debates, like how to spell substantial :)

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    3. Re:Happy birthday!!! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Jeez! Get a life! I check into herdthinners, userfriendly, Dr Fun and unitedmedia.com/comics (Pibgorn, Dilbert and Monty) before tackling the tough issues of the /. day.

      You have to learn to round out your life more. :^)

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    4. Re:Happy birthday!!! by Night+Goat · · Score: 2

      Maybe it's that "Apple" section of the site. I keep hearing about it, yet I don't know anyone who reads it! I think it's purely theoretical.

    5. Re:Happy birthday!!! by gmcclel · · Score: 1

      Kevin & Kell just celebrated it's 7th birthday last month - online since September 3rd, 1995.

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      --- Gary McClellan
    6. Re:Happy birthday!!! by ElOttoGrande · · Score: 2, Interesting
      We should start a Slashdotter's anonymous (cowards?) club.

      I used to spend a lot less time on the net before I found Slashdot. Then I got this uncontrollable urge to read every story and most comments, every day! Although it's time I could be spending doing things, i'm not sure it's really wasting time either because there's plenty to be learned by observing discussions. I'd say my overall tech knowledge has definately improved a lot since i discovered /. Also, I don't think I would know about annoying things like the DMCA if it werent for /. nor would I know the difference between free and Free.

      You guys (cmdrtaco and crew) have done a great job getting relevant info out to the techies but without too much bullshit (cnet, wired, pcmag).

      Dupe posts, incorrect spelling, and search engines aside, /. is my favorite website for 2+ years now.

    7. Re:Happy birthday!!! by pokeyburro · · Score: 5, Funny

      substancial[sic] debates

      It's not what you're thinking. They're people debating while on some substance. Happens all the time. Carry on.

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      Lately democracy seems to be based on the skybox, the Happy Meal box, the X-box, and the idiot box.
    8. Re:Happy birthday!!! by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 5, Funny
      Congrats, Mista Taco!

      It's Commander Taco. He didn't spend 6 years in Taco military school to be called Mista, ok?

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    9. Re:Happy birthday!!! by welshsocialist · · Score: 1

      same here. I Mozilla's default homepage set here. Thanks /., for making making my net experence a lot more fun.

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    10. Re:Happy birthday!!! by doggo · · Score: 1

      omigod! UF! holy fluffy feet things! I forgot about UserFriendly! I musta been hit on the head. what's wrong with me?

      waitaminute, I might not be who I think I am. jeez. bye. *opens a tab in Mozilla* I got a lot of catching up to do.

    11. Re:Happy birthday!!! by doggo · · Score: 1

      oh yeah. I haven't read UserFriendly since 09/11/01........

    12. Re:Happy birthday!!! by danger42 · · Score: 1
      Slashdot is the site I spent 90% on when I'm connected to the internet. It's the first thing I read every day.

      It takes me about 30 minutes to read everything of interest each morning. Does that mean you spend 25 minutes online each day? In that case, your opinion doesn't count for much IMHO...

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    13. Re:Happy birthday!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three dollar crack - Not Just For Moderators!

      I think that about sums it up...

    14. Re:Happy birthday!!! by EverDense · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but he only rose through the ranks because his dad (General Taco) owns the military school.

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    15. Re:Happy birthday!!! by FrankDrebin · · Score: 2

      It's Commander Taco. He didn't spend 6 years in Taco military school to be called Mista, ok?

      I suppose on graduation day they rang the Taco Bell?

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    16. Re:Happy birthday!!! by rat7307 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but he only rose through the ranks because his dad (General Taco) owns the military school
      No no no no no.... Taco was born out of wedlock.

      He is the son of (wait for it)... General Protection-Fault.... (Boom Boom)...

      Actually, you shouldn't have waited for it.....

      sorry.....

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  10. wow. by nuhonda · · Score: 4, Funny

    now i can out geek all the geeks i know, by telling them i have the same birthday as slashdot.

    woo-hoo.

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    1. Re:wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You are quite mature... for a five-year old.

    2. Re:wow. by Skyshadow · · Score: 2

      Yup, but they just let users with UIDs under 500 read/post there. I've been smarting about that one for going on 5 years now (yes, I know the account system hasn't been in all that time, this is humor). Five years of this now, and I've been here since about two months in. Please, someone, shoot me.

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    3. Re:wow. by bruceg · · Score: 1

      me too.

    4. Re:wow. by zerocool^ · · Score: 2

      happy birthday!

      ~Will

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    5. Re:wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that should be good for a beating.

    6. Re:wow. by almeida · · Score: 1

      You also share the same birthday as NASA, which was created on October 1, 1958.

  11. Slashdotted? by conduit4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since theres an article about Slashdot on Slashdot, does that mean Slashdot is going to get Slashdotted?

    1. Re:Slashdotted? by atomico · · Score: 1

      Metaslashdotting: One Of The Few Ways A Web Site Can Commit Suicide

      The Second Law of Thermodynamics must surely say something against it...

    2. Re:Slashdotted? by yobbo · · Score: 2

      Hopefully only the journal has been slashdotted...

    3. Re:Slashdotted? by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 2


      Wouldn't that be autoslashdotting?

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    4. Re:Slashdotted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think its called "suislashdotting"

    5. Re:Slashdotted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's called loopbackdotting.

  12. In case it gets slashdotted..... by z_gringo · · Score: 0, Redundant


    Here is the full text from the Journal Entry...

    Tuesday mornings are my early days. We split 'em up between the authors, but tuesday and sundays are mine. I got up at 7:20, showered, picked up a cup of coffee at the local shop, and was at the office by 7:45. I deleted about 30 submissions by 8:10, and posted my first story of the morning.
    Its another typical tuesday at Slashdot... except that this time around, we're 5 years old. FIVE years. Thats almost 20% of my life. All of my post collegiate life, plus some. Slashdot has been my full time job for 4 years now. I've been deleting submissions and posting stories for what seems like forever. We've posted nearly 30,000 stories. Deleted a million submissions. Served half a billion pages. And we've come a long way from those days of serving a few thousand pages a day from a little DEC Alpha Multia.

    And ya know what? I wouldn't trade it for anything. I work with some of the most creative and fun people I've ever met. I have interesting work that only rarely gets boring. Flexible hours (excluding those pesky tuesday mornings :) Good Pay (well, it used to be better, but that pesky stock market is just depressing) but most important is Interesting work- its just never dull around here (well, maybe during August :)

    Even though we jumped the shark approximately 4.99 years ago, I'd like to thank everyone who's still reading, and everyone who helps make this site go 'round each and every day. Specifically, the Coders (Jamie, Krow, CowboyNeal & Pudge) and the writers (Timothy, Michael, & Hemos) as well as the countless folks that have helped make Slashdot what it is under the scenes (Everyone in #slashdot-authors, and all the folks who handle stuff like HR and let us just run the site) ... but especially I'd like to thank the executive types who still let us work- Richard French is the man in charge of OSDN, and Ali Jenab is the man in charge of VA Software. They let us keep doing what we're doing, and have always trusted my instincts to do what is right for Slashdot. Without their willingness to let Slashdot be Slashdot, I promise you I wouldn't still be working here, and I know that the site you would be reading would be vastly different than the one you love (or love to hate).

    So once again... I love my job. Here's hoping that in 5 years, I can say that once again, in this forum. Now Subscribe, or click on banner ads, or buy something from ThinkGeek to help keep us going.

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    1. Re:In case it gets slashdotted..... by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

      Yeah, /. /.ing /.? How interesting would THAT be.

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  13. Happy Birthday! from The Dominican Republic by fzorrilla · · Score: 1

    Happy Birthday! from The Dominican Republic

    Feliz Cumpleaños desde La Republica Dominicana

  14. LAN Party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My house.. BYOC.. and BYOB while we're at it

    UT2K3, Q3, CS, Civ 3 :-D

    If we get enough money.. maybe we can get a stripper too

    1. Re:LAN Party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez. Look at the subject line. What might one need at a LAN party?

  15. Hmmm... by netphilter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On a related note, it would be interesting for someone to study the effects of /. on society, along the same lines as this story. I don't know about anyone else, but /. tends to be one of my greatest joys and frustrations all in one. The ability to voice your opinion in such an open manner can have a staggering effect, and I would be interested to see a study trying to quantify exactly what that effect is.

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    1. Re:Hmmm... by Elledan · · Score: 1

      /. also tends to be the greatest 'joy' of web-admins.

      I can't help but wonder how many servers /. has caused to melt/explode/go up in flames in those 5 years...

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    2. Re:Hmmm... by zerocool^ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, I used to know where it was. Somewhere on microsoft.com, there was a list of key terms related to the web, and the "slashdot effect" was a key term. Yep, on Microsoft's webpage, it mentioned that the slashdot effect was when a page gets a lot of hits shortly after being posted on a popular news site. The term was thought to have come from a news site slashdot.org, or something...

      ~WIll

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  16. Mirror? by Marcus+Aanerud · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Anyone have a mirror of the story's link? The server's been slashdotte..... no, wait.

  17. Congratulations guys by SweenyTod · · Score: 2

    Great effort, to have surivived so long.

    Well done.

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  18. How many? by MouseR · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How many registered users are there anyhow? Any count on active heads as well?

    Sometimes, I feel like an old geezer having a user ID of 3264, when I see user IDs in the 6 digits range.

    1. Re:How many? by gaj · · Score: 2
      Heh. Yeah, looking at my u#, I can help but think about how many hours of my life I've spent posting and reading here.

      shit.

      I'm never getting that time back, am I?

      Oh, well ... you can't take it with you!

    2. Re:How many? by garcia · · Score: 2

      It was just recently pointed out to me that I had a 4 digit ID. It really meant nothing to me before then.

      I am happy to have been a part of something that has lasted this long. Watching it grow was something special.

      I guess I feel like an old-geezer. I complain like a 90 year old about repeat posts, assholish responses, and boring crap that doesn't belong on the front-page. But with a 4 digit ID that's my right god damn it ;)

      Have a happy birthday!

    3. Re:How many? by SuperQ · · Score: 1

      Bah to both of you :)

      Slashdot+IRC has kept me sane at several jobs.

      Now if we could just get back the "Malda Sucks" poll options. I doubt anyone here remembers the Malda Sucks stickers I made for linuxworld 2000

    4. Re:How many? by TheGreek · · Score: 1

      Quiet, you whippersnapper.

    5. Re:How many? by phil+reed · · Score: 1

      Who are you calling "whippersnapper"??

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      "For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3."
    6. Re:How many? by Some+Woman · · Score: 1

      There are 612835 users. (You can find out by using the URL http://slashdot.org/journal.pl?op=list&uid=612 836 and changing the UID until you find one that does not exist.)

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    7. Re:How many? by TheGreek · · Score: 2

      Yeah. I waited to register. Didn't see the point initially.

      Still not exactly sure what the point is.

    8. Re:How many? by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      So we must presume that you had 612835 HTTP GETs worth of free time?

    9. Re:How many? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please remember, slashdot did reset the ids once, and everyone had to make a new account.

      I used to have a uid of like 1071 but then it got reset and i didnt recreate my account until a while later, now im in the 45,000 range.. still low but dammit!

    10. Re:How many? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the "low user number" posts, I've seen, Taco is right - nothing has changed. You guys are just as much losers as the 6 digit guys.

      "It was just recently pointed out to me that I had a 4 digit ID. It really meant nothing to me before then."

      It was just pointed out to me that my watch is a Rolex. It really meant nothing to me before then. Do you want to know what time it is? Let me show you.

    11. Re:How many? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was a poor analogy.

    12. Re:How many? by troc · · Score: 2

      The question is, did you start at 1 or at 700,000 or somewhere in between.

      I feel a script coming on.

      Troc

      --
      Troc's dubious podcast and blog: http://www.trocnet.net
    13. Re:How many? by SuperQ · · Score: 1

      haha.. I made a couple hundred of them on a zebra label printer.. here's a shot of one on Malda himself
      Thanks Rob for being such a good sport, even if I couln't afford a real run of color lables :)

    14. Re:How many? by BluBrick · · Score: 2

      I gotta say that's the closest usernum to mine that I have ever noticed. I normally don't even look at the usernum, but in this thread, well...

      Oh, and to slashdot goes the obligatory

      "Hippo birdie two ewes"

      --
      Ahh - My eye!
      The doctor said I'm not supposed to get Slashdot in it!
  19. Is it five years only? by Theodore+Logan · · Score: 5, Funny
    Feels like more, and I wasn't even here from the beginning (although this wasn't my first account).

    Five years of
    • AYBABTU
    • Can you imagine a beowolf cluster of these?
    • Natalie Portman naked and petrified
    • Hot grits (down your pants)
    • First post!
    • goatse.cx
    • Page widening
    • BSD is dying
    • Author Stephen King dead at 54
    Like I said, feels like more...
    --

    "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" - Derek Bok

    1. Re:Is it five years only? by Theodore+Logan · · Score: 1

      Feel free to add if I missed something. It would, seriously, be interesting to have a list of all nonsense the trolls have come up with during these years.

      --

      "If you think education is expensive, try ignorance" - Derek Bok

    2. Re:Is it five years only? by SlamMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, you forgot

      "I'd use a mac, but it only has one button" :-)

      and

      "I got a website running on my coke can. Please slashdot it to a smoldering lump now"

      --
      Mod point free since 2001
    3. Re:Is it five years only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative


      all the fake Bruce Perens accounts

    4. Re:Is it five years only? by Chuq · · Score: 1

      Stephen King has recently turned 55 (along with the related troll post of course)

      Then there is the taco-snotting, the stories about Anal Cox and what "Red Hat" really refers to, the incest pr0n stories, and how many ways did we find to get around the NYT registration?

      And the token CowboyNeal poll options.

      --
      - Chuq
    5. Re:Is it five years only? by IceFreak2000 · · Score: 1

      You forgot:

      1. Open Slashdot
      2. Wait 5 years
      3. ???
      4. Profit!
      --
      Life is like a sewer; what you get out of it depends on what you put into it...
    6. Re:Is it five years only? by pez · · Score: 1

      How can you ignore the Glorious MEEPT! ????

    7. Re:Is it five years only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually a lot (not all) of the crud mentioned didn't happen to /. for a while. It happened in the comments on segfault. When segfault had had enough and shut down comments, those who simply had to post such junk found another place to post: here. And then the moderation and meta-moderation escalated to try to deal with the inanity.

    8. Re:Is it five years only? by Mark+Round · · Score: 2, Informative

      OOG the caveman. Sheer genius. I only got an account recently, but have been lurking for years - OOG's posts always cracked me up.

      It was the bizzare way that his posts would always be the most rational of the entire thread - but be expressed in a proto-JeffK ALL CAPS rant. And all that stuff about breaking heads - classic.

    9. Re:Is it five years only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck was this modded down? It was a legitimate reply to a question that was relatively on-topic. Kiss my ass mods. Cunts.

    10. Re:Is it five years only? by chegosaurus · · Score: 4, Funny

      re: the recent rediscovering of the first emoticon, is it possible to dig back through the archives and find out just who it was that first "imagined a beowulf cluster of these things"?

      Then, mod them down so damn far they can't even get into a damn computer room.

    11. Re:Is it five years only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're trying :)

    12. Re:Is it five years only? by Bart · · Score: 1

      Hello user #54, guess you've been here five years.
      Have you noticed that the standard of comments is better from lower numbered users? (hey - (almost) only joking)

    13. Re:Is it five years only? by pez · · Score: 1

      Yes, slightly. We also tend to post more nostalgic pieces ;-)

      -Pez

    14. Re:Is it five years only? by Tenareth · · Score: 1

      Don't forget adding registrations, and then fighting over whether to make them mandatory.

      I do remember when only people that had something to say posted.

      --
      This sig is the express property of someone.
    15. Re:Is it five years only? by Mordac · · Score: 1

      Hey it was that post that brought me here originally. I remember back then, I actually spent time trying to explain how you can buy a new mouse, bet yet it didn't help, and the Taco rolls on.

    16. Re:Is it five years only? by sootman · · Score: 3, Funny
      Excellent list, I would only add
      • IANAL, but...
      --
      Dear Slashdot: next time you want to mess with the site, add a rich-text editor for comments.
    17. Re:Is it five years only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about The Turd Report's daily reports? He still posts, but the fascinating rundown of the day's business seems to have stopped. Too much Imodium perhaps?

    18. Re:Is it five years only? by fiftyfly · · Score: 1
      "I got a website running on my coke can. Please slashdot it to a smoldering lump now"

      Wow... I was just about to try such a project. I had been sure that, unlike the C64, the TI Calculator, the potatoe powered server & what not, that the cola powered http server would be suffeciently caffeinated to withstand a /.'ing.

      Is it possible that the hypothesis may be fundamentally flawed? Do you know of any research currently being conducted in the area of server metabolism that may be illuminating? I am begging to think that the project may well require more planning then I originally thought....

      --
      "Sanity is not statistical", George Orwell, "1984"
    19. Re:Is it five years only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      gnulix!

      gnulix!!!

      gnulix!!!!!!

    20. Re:Is it five years only? by danger42 · · Score: 1

      5 years of naked Natalie Portman? She was what, 13 then?

      Dude, you're going to jail.

      --
      -nd
    21. Re:Is it five years only? by frozenray · · Score: 1
      Two of my pet peeves:
      • I know I'm going to get modded down for saying this, but... / There goes my karma, but...
      • Is this news for nerds? Is this news that matters?
      IMO slashcode should be modified to mod those whiners down 50 points automatically.
      --
      "There are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare." - Blair Houghton
    22. Re:Is it five years only? by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      * AYBABTU

      * Can you imagine a beowolf cluster of these?

      * Natalie Portman naked and petrified

      * Hot grits (down your pants)

      * First post!

      * goatse.cx

      * Page widening

      * BSD is dying

      * Author Stephen King dead at 54

      Say hello to the next item on this list:

      1) Do this
      2) Do that
      3) Profit!!!!

    23. Re:Is it five years only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the potatoe powered server

      Dan Quayle runs a server?

    24. Re:Is it five years only? by Nehemiah+S. · · Score: 2

      OOG was good but my favorite was TinMan00. Delusional to the point of psychosis, neurotic as hell, vaugely off-topic but intensely concentrated, there was a certain genius in what he wrote that made me question reality (and truly consider investing in tin foil). I bet I used 20 mod points trying to get this guy up out of -1 purgatory... because a great deal of what he said could have been true and rational, if the universe was only slightly different (and how do we know that the way we see the universe is not just as delusional? A shared delusion is none the less distorted). He would say something poetic and fascinating, but he would then tack on a sig which mentioned alien hoaxes, cia conspiracies and gonadatrophins and get struck down as a troll.

      Insane to realize that I have been waiting for him to post again for almost two years now; I guess he is truly gone for good. Sigh... the torch has been passed; Physics Genius and others must bear the weight of TinMan's absence...

      --
      ... and there is no doubt, that one day he will be
      where the eye of his telescope has already been
    25. Re:Is it five years only? by Cy+Guy · · Score: 2

      Excellent list, I would only add:
      * IANAL, but...


      That far predates SlashDot. I searched Google's archive and came up with this first use of IANAL from January 1990, making it more than 7.5 years older than SlashDot. We should remember that before SlashDot there was Usenet and IRC. Much of the culture that is SlashDot has its origins on those older systems.

    26. Re:Is it five years only? by SheldonYoung · · Score: 2
      • The glorious MEEEEPPPT!


    27. Re:Is it five years only? by tabby · · Score: 1

      I did a quick search and this is the oldest I can find: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?cid=64184&sid=1339 4

      That was in 2001, how far back to slashdot's archives go?

      --
      I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are still alive.
    28. Re:Is it five years only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But hey, you forgot
      • Can it run linux? as well as the personalities -
      • OOG the open-source caveman - and my personal favourite, the guy who -
      • Can't sleep, clown will eat me
    29. Re:Is it five years only? by Ruach · · Score: 1

      and for those who go waaaayy back . . .

      the cursed "www."

    30. Re:Is it five years only? by ChadN · · Score: 1

      NP posts probably started in earnest right after Episode I (about 3.5 years ago). For a while, there were many "Natalie Portman countdown posts", indicating how many days it was before you could be free to have "legally" unobjectionable impure thoughts about her.

      --
      "It's overkill, of course. But you can never have too much overkill." - Anonymous Slashdot Coward
    31. Re:Is it five years only? by fotoguzzi · · Score: 1

      How many years did the late Mr. King stay at age 54?

      And how is Alan Thicke doing?

      --
      Their they're doing there hair.
    32. Re:Is it five years only? by ObitMan · · Score: 0

      Add to the list:
      "Kiss my ass Mods" comments.

      --
      Who run Barter Town?
    33. Re:Is it five years only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily, those older systems are now getting better thanks to falling below the radar of the masses. I am still waiting for Slashdot to do the same...

    34. Re:Is it five years only? by wheany · · Score: 1

      I think this is more recent, but

      Which is better:
      a) Five-year-old Slashdot

      OR...

      b) Sex with a mare?

    35. Re:Is it five years only? by evilviper · · Score: 2
      "I got a website running on my coke can. Please slashdot it to a smoldering lump now"


      Oh man, now you blew my surprise... I got a website running on a smoldering lump.
      --
      Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
  20. Happy birthday, Slashdot! by Gangis · · Score: 1

    I've been visiting Slashdot religiously for three years, ever since I saw a co-worker of mine reading it. I thought the news headlines seemed interesting so I got into it too, and now I'm addicted to Slashdot. Thank you, Mr. Malda and the other folks behind the scenes, for setting up one of the best news sites out there.

    --
    "Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steve Wright
  21. aw... by thePredator · · Score: 0

    aw... happy birthday to little baby rob malda's little baby.... how cute...

  22. What???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does "jump the shark" mean? SOunds very strange to me but, maybe it's my English.

    1. Re:What???? by Chuq · · Score: 1
      --
      - Chuq
  23. Uber-First??? by gadders · · Score: 1

    Who was the first ever first poster?

  24. I remember .. by chrome · · Score: 1

    Pretty much most of it for the past 4 and a half years ... I think I joined back in december, or january ... and I've enjoyed every minute using slashdot.

    Thanks for all your hard work - slashdot is now truly entrenched as part of the heart of the online techy community. (Or at least, it's screaming vocal cords).

    May there be many happy returns!

  25. Cheers! by houseofmore · · Score: 0

    Good on ya /.

    I've been with ya the whole way... and it's been sweet, sweet as!

    Long live Linix!

    =)

  26. Aren't we forgetting someting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We've posted nearly 30,000 stories. Deleted a million submissions. Served half a billion pages." ..and brought thousands of servers worldwide to their knees.

    1. Re:Aren't we forgetting someting? by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 4, Funny

      >We've posted nearly 30,000 stories.

      20,000 are unique.

    2. Re:Aren't we forgetting someting? by sharkey · · Score: 2

      "We've posted nearly 30,000 stories. Deleted a million submissions. Served half a billion pages."

      Nad mangled morethan 10 billlion eazy to spel Englesh wurds makking whinny comets that kant bee modderratad down.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    3. Re:Aren't we forgetting someting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stop it! my sides hurt from laughing so hard! funny shit.

  27. So did ./ get ./ed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Did you bitch at yourselves?

  28. Bravo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bravo to all involved in /. ....also all the geeks that made this place a 'community' where we like so much do anything else except working :)

  29. And Taco said "Let there be comments." by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wonder who got the first First Post?

    --
    If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
    1. Re:And Taco said "Let there be comments." by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 2, Informative

      you can actually find out... using the URL... the sid is the id of the story... but using the search feature, and sorting by date, the earliest story still archived appears to be here... (and it appears someone has found a security hole?)

      I dont know if the archive is completely accurate though... they mentioned data was lost...

      http://slashdot.org/search.pl?threshold=0&op=sto ri es&sort=1&start=28150

    2. Re:And Taco said "Let there be comments." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, it's really likely that a MySQL - Perl site has a complete archive.

  30. Slashdots New Motto by AppyPappy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hauling Down And Stomping Websites For Over 5 Years.

    Every webmasters nightmare.

    --

    If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem

  31. Repeat? by smnolde · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't wait for someone to submit this story in a week and it gets posted again.

    1. Re:Repeat? by trixillion · · Score: 1

      LOL, sometimes a score of five just isn't enough.

  32. wow by tps12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's amazing to see how far we've come in such a short time. Five years ago we were all still using Linux 2.0, Microsoft was in court with Apple over the look and feel of Windows for Workgroups (well, some things never change, I guess), and Monica Lewinsky was in the papers every day (hey, not news for nerds, but we all live in real life, too...sometimes!).

    Many of us slashdotters have grown as well. From humble beginnings to the dizzying heights of the dot.com boom to the unemployment line (and mom and dad's house again). But it gives us more time to hack on Free Software, so bring it on!

    I'd just like to say "thanks" to Rob & the gang who put in long hours on /code and this site--there's nothing like it anywhere else on the web--and to the great community that makes /. so special. You guys are the best friends (and friends of friends!) a lone hacker could ask for, when he isn't debugging perl in vi!

    Here's to hoping the next half-decade is as good as the last. Cheers.

    --

    Karma: Good (despite my invention of the Karma: sig)
    1. Re:wow by phil-is-math · · Score: 1

      here here, I had just got my fisrt computer, 100mhz pack bell. Wrote code to control a stepper motor through my com port.. installed slackware.. Played Descent via null modem cable and wiped out my friend on his 486 every time... Paid hundreds for 8 megabytes of ram, waited 45 minutes for a 5 meg file to download... and I was taking classes like "data structures" & digital logic... Wow is right. Well it's 5 years and hundreds's boot floppy's later, my sound works in linux and companies like IBM brandish the linux name around. Congrats /.!

      --
      Word to me.
    2. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm, i think your timeline is a little fux0r3d

      in 1997 i had my 166mhz, 32mb ram system.

      back in 1993 I had my 486 with ram that cost hundreds ($135 for 4mb)

  33. Re:The secret of ./'s^H^H^H/.'s success.... by idiotnot · · Score: 2, Funny

    There. Better. Too much time in bash lately.

  34. Never forget your first Slashdotting? by BoBaBrain · · Score: 2

    Any record of the first site to be slashdotted?

    --
    I am a Karma Library.
  35. How about a "This day, five years ago"? by cra · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With one of the top stories on the same date five years ago featured again.

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    This message has been ROT-13 encrypted twice for higher security.
    1. Re:How about a "This day, five years ago"? by will_die · · Score: 1

      While not an offical recognition you go goto the older stuff and go back. The first story is this http://slashdot.org/search.pl?threshold=1&op=stori es&sort=1&start=28130

    2. Re:How about a "This day, five years ago"? by danimrich · · Score: 0

      Ironically, you seemingly still can post comments to these stories.
      Anyone looking for a fp?

      --
      where's all that Karma?
  36. WayBackMachine by internet-redstar · · Score: 3, Informative
    Nice to have a look with www.archive.org to the old days of slashdot!

    Here is the oldest archived one

    Happy Birthday Slashdot!

  37. Will you be around in 5 years? by John+Harrison · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Congrats! I sure hope that you last another 5 five years. But is the site profitable? Could it stand on its own? Could you guys buy it back if VA decides to shut it down?

  38. Well hell by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 2

    Seeing as how it looks like everyone will have to get a post in on this story, I might as well join the club.

    Just for old times sake, anyone still have that "History of the World According to Slashdot" post still floating around?

    --

    It hurts when I pee.
    1. Re:Well hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      from here
      OT: History of the World, part N+1 (Score:4, Funny)
      by Anonymous Coward on Saturday August 12, @08:12PM EDT (#25)

      2.5 million B.C.: OOG the Open Source Caveman develops the axe and releases it under the GPL. The axe quickly gains popularity as a means of crushing moderators' heads.

      100,000 B.C.: Man domesticates the AIBO.

      10,000 B.C.: Civilization begins when early farmers first learn to cultivate hot grits.

      3000 B.C.: Sumerians develop a primitive cuneiform perl script.

      2920 B.C.: A legendary flood sweeps Slashdot, filling up a Borland / Inprise story with hundreds of offtopic posts.

      1750 B.C.: Hammurabi, a Mesopotamian king, codifies the first EULA.

      490 B.C.: Greek city-states unite to defeat the Persians. ESR triumphantly proclaims that the Greeks "get it".

      399 B.C.: Socrates is convicted of impiety. Despite the efforts of freesocrates.com, he is forced to kill himself by drinking hemlock.

      336 B.C.: Fat-Time Charlie becomes King of Macedonia and conquers Persia.

      4 B.C.: Following the Star (as in hot young actress) of Bethelem, wise men travel from far away to troll for baby Jesus.

      A.D. 476: The Roman Empire BSODs.

      A.D. 610: The Glorious MEEPT!! founds Islam after receiving a revelation from God. Following his disappearance from Slashdot in 632, a succession dispute results in the emergence of two troll factions: the Pythonni and the Perliites.

      A.D. 800: Charlemagne conquers nearly all of Germany, only to be acquired by andover.net.

      A.D. 874: Linus the Red discovers Iceland.

      A.D. 1000: The epic of the Beowulf Cluster is written down. It is the first English epic poem.

      A.D. 1095: Pope Bruce II calls for a crusade against the Turks when it is revealed they are violating the GPL. Later investigation reveals that Pope Bruce II had not yet contacted the Turks before calling for the crusade.

      A.D. 1215: Bowing to pressure to open-source the British government, King John signs the Magna Carta, limiting the British monarchy's power. ESR triumphantly proclaims that the British monarchy "gets it".

      A.D. 1348: The ILOVEYOU virus kills over half the population of Europe. (The other half was not using Outlook.)

      A.D. 1420: Johann Gutenberg invents the printing press. He is immediately sued by monks claiming that the technology will promote the copying of hand-transcribed books, thus violating the church's intellectual property.

      A.D. 1429: Natalie Portman of Arc gathers an army of Slashdot trolls to do battle with the moderators. She is eventually tried as a heretic and stoned (as in petrified).

      A.D. 1478: The Catholic Church partners with doubleclick.net to launch the Spanish Inquisition.

      A.D. 1492: Christopher Columbus arrives in what he believes to be "India", but which RMS informs him is actually "GNU/India".

      A.D. 1508-12: Michaelengelo attempts to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling with ASCII art, only to have his plan thwarted by the "Lameness Filter."

      A.D. 1517: Martin Luther nails his 95 Theses to the church door and is promptly moderated down to (-1, Flamebait).

      A.D. 1553: "Bloody" Mary ascends the throne of England and begins an infamous crusade against Protestants. ESR eats his words.

      A.D. 1588: The "IF I EVER MEET YOU, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS" guy meets the Spanish Armada.

      A.D. 1603: Tokugawa Ieyasu unites the feuding pancake-eating ninjas of Japan.

      A.D. 1611: Mattel adds Galileo Galilei to its CyberPatrol block list for proposing that the Earth revolves around the sun.

      A.D. 1688: In the so-called "Glorious Revolution", King James II is bloodlessly forced out of power and flees to France. ESR again triumphantly proclaims that the British monarchy "gets it".

      A.D. 1692: Anti-GIF hysteria in the New World comes to a head in the infamous "Salem GIF Trials", in which 20 alleged GIFs are burned at the stake. Later investigation reveals that mayn of the supposed GIFs were actually PNGs.

      A.D. 1769: James Watt patents the one-click steam engine.

      A.D. 1776: Trolls, angered by CmdrTaco's passage of the Moderation Act, rebel. After a several-year flame war, the trolls succeed in seceding from Slashdot and forming the United Coalition of Trolls.

      A.D. 1789: The French Revolution begins with a distributed denial of service (DDoS) attack on the Bastille.

      A.D. 1799: Attempts at discovering Egyptian hieroglyphs receive a major boost when Napoleon's troops discover the Rosetta stone. Sadly, the stone is quickly outlawed under the DMCA as an illegal means of circumventing encryption.

      A.D. 1844: Samuel Morse invents Morse code. Cryptography export restrictions prevent the telegraph's use outside the U.S. and Canada.

      A.D. 1853: United States Commodore Matthew C. Perry arrives in Japan and forces the xenophobic nation to open its doors to foreign trade. ESR triumphantly proclaims that Japan finally "gets it".

      A.D. 1865: President Lincoln is 'bitchslapped.' The nation mourns.

      A.D. 1901: Italian inventor Guglielmo Marcoli first demonstrates the radio. Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich immediately delivers to Marcoli a list of 335,435 suspected radio users.

      A.D. 1911: Facing a break-up by the United States Supreme Court, Standard Oil Co. defends its "freedom to innovate" and proposes numerous rejected settlements. Slashbots mock the company as "Standa~1" and depict John D. Rockefeller as a member of the Borg.

      A.D. 1929: V.A. Linux's stock drops over 200 dollars on "Black Tuesday", October 29th.

      A.D. 1945: In the secret Manhattan Project, scientists working in Los Alamos, New Mexico, construct a nuclear bomb from Star Wars Legos.

      A.D. 1948: Slashdot runs the infamous headline "DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN." Shamefaced, the site quickly retracts the story when numerous readers point out that it is not news for nerds, stuff that matters.

      A.D. 1965: Jon Katz delivers his famous "I Have A Post-Hellmouth Dream" speech, which stated: "I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the geeks of former slaves and the geeks of former slave geeks will be able to sit down together at the table of geeks... I have a dream that my geek little geeks will one geek live in a nation where they will not be geeked by the geek of their geek but by the geek of their geek."

      A.D. 1969: Neil Armstrong becomes the first man to set foot on the moon. His immortal words: "FIRST MOONWALK!!!"

      A.D. 1970: Ohio National Guardsmen shoot four students at Kent State University for "Internet theft".

      A.D. 1989: The United States invades Panama to capture renowned "hacker" Manual Noriega, who is suspected of writing the DeCSS utility.

      A.D. 1990: West Germany and East Germany reunite after 45 years of separation. ESR triumphantly proclaims that Germany "gets it".

      A.D. 1994: As years of apartheid rule finally end, Nelson Mandela is elected president of South Africa. ESR is sick, and sadly misses his chance to triumphantly proclaim that South Africa "gets it".

      A.D. 1997: Slashdot reports that Scottish scientists have succeeded in cloning a female sheep named Dolly. Numerous readers complain that if they had wanted information on the latest sheep releases, they would have just gone to freshsheep.net

      A.D. 1999: Miramax announces Don Knotts to play hacker Emmanuel Goldstein in upcoming movie "Takedown"

      A.D. 2000: On January 1st Microsoft NZ web site is first to announce that they have survived year 21000 bug. Slashdot community rejoices and lots of people swear the new millennium starts next year. ESR agrees that /. "gets it".

      A.D. 2001: Mozilla release is expected during this millennium, although plans are to integrate it with the upcoming linux-2.4.0-test92-pre17-ac3.1-25.9, which would mean a slight delay.

  39. wow by shitface · · Score: 0, Funny

    I think I am getting all teared up. I remember back in the day when I trolled here. Now I am semi-legit. Its no fun to troll now- I guess Taco achieved what he wanted. Me and my friends got into a arguement one time about whether Cmdr stands for Commander or Comodore- what is your opinion?

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    Real men dump cores! Read my journal, I am neat.
  40. so we want a timeline! by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    whe it went live.
    when the first story that had >100 comments.
    when the first troll appeared.
    when the first post crap started.
    when the hot grits appeared.
    when we were blessed (should I use that word?) with goat-you-know-who..(ICK!)
    when the fist bout of taco-bashing started..

    --
    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    1. Re:so we want a timeline! by diesel_jackass · · Score: 3, Funny

      i like the freudian slip of saying "fist" instead of "first" after you mention goatse.cx

      that is priceless.

    2. Re:so we want a timeline! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually it's a typo... but it is fricking hiliarious! LOL!

      excellent!

  41. You forgot by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 3, Informative

    about the Lone Gunman fiasco.

    --
    >
    1. Re:You forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, that was a few months ago. Traditions like Natalie Portman/Hot Grits/Beowulf Clusters go back years.

  42. Submission acceptance rate by Plutor · · Score: 2

    We've posted nearly 30,000 stories. Deleted a million submissions.

    Wow, a 3% acceptance rate. Considering the signal to noise ratio in the discussion, that's pretty good!

  43. Holy Bat-birthday, Batman! by Robinn · · Score: 1

    I think the Joker's planning something for the big Slashdot Birthday Bash in downtown Gotham, Michigan. All those people...but what's his plan?

    --
    What should we do, Batman?
  44. Makes you wonder... by Elledan · · Score: 1

    Here's hoping we're here 5 years from now doing exactly the same thing with the same folks.

    Anyone else wondering what the world will be like over 5 years? What will MSFT, AOL and 'em other monopolies *nudge* look like? Will they even exist?

    Considering that 5 years ago PCs and the Internet were just starting to pick up speed on the market, one can't help but wonder what this will result in.

    And not just technology. There's also the PATRIOT-act, the DMCA, the risk of Gulf War II, rumours about a recession of the economy (at least in 1929 it was obvious what was going on =P ).
    It makes you wonder how we will look back on these political and economical events.

    Aye, one more thing: don't even attempt to predict the future. We're all familiar with the grand expectations raised by a variety of companies and organizations around '95, how the 'net would [fill in idealistic view], and [ditto].

    Alright, I'm done :) *steps off soap-box*

    --
    Site & blog: http://www.mayaposch.com
  45. Slashdot is all grown up by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I remember back in the day when Slashdot would post stories about degenerate companies that used proxies and firewalls to block people from certain sites and when evil corporations would censor their bulletin boards to erase any dissension. It was a heady time, full of youth and idealism.

    But I'm glad to see Slashdot has matured since then. Now they realize that sometimes banning someone's netblock is just plain necessary when that person is posting non-factual information. If some innocent net neighbors are gagged for a few days, that's simply the price we pay for informational freedom. And deleting posts, while morally abhorrent, is the only way to keep ourselves from accidentally reading a 3 page long "taco snotting" FAQ.

    Thank you, Slashdot, for making the trains run on time.

    1. Re:Slashdot is all grown up by timeOday · · Score: 2

      One time I made a slashdot to NNTP gateway so I could read slashdot with a news reader. I went on vacation for the weekend, and due to a bug the bot (running on a university computer with decent bandwidth) got stuck in a loop hammering slashdot constantly. So they banned that IP. Surely there are some such instances where banning an IP is allowable?

    2. Re:Slashdot is all grown up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your NNTP gateway, even if it hadn't had a bug, would have been against the Slashdot terms of service anyway, because it was a script. A live person posting comments, however stupid he or she is, is operating within the TOS. It's pure hypocrisy for Slashdot editors to bill the site as a haven for free speech and then go and delete posts they don't like.

  46. So how did YOU hear about slashdot? by glh · · Score: 2

    Just wondering how everyone heard about slashdot and got "hooked". I remember I first heard about it during my internship in the summer of '98. (So I guess that makes me a vetran slashdot reader). Anyway, a linux consultant geek came in and showed it to me. When/why/where did you first start reading slashdot?

    1. Re:So how did YOU hear about slashdot? by wishus · · Score: 2

      CmdrTaco had written some wharf apps for AfterStep 1.0, and I found /. while looking for those. It must have been late '97 or '98 sometime. I didn't pay it much attention until after college, when I started to care about the news a little more than I used to.

  47. First Posting On the Wayback Machine (Correct) by MarkedMan · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Here is a link to the first posting available on the Wayback Machine. Wayback

    It is from Dec 21st, 1997 and talks about how Netscape may be in danger from Internet Explorer. Can CmdrTaco pick 'em or what?

  48. jumped the shark? by CoolVibe · · Score: 2
    Please excuse me, I'm just an ignorant non-native english speaking buffoon, but what the hell does "jumping the shark" entail, and how did slashdot jump the shark?

    Other than some ridiculous mental imagery (jumping on sharks? eh? *shrug*) I have nothing with this metaphor/proverb/whatchamacallit. Please clue me in.

    1. Re:jumped the shark? by nagora · · Score: 5, Informative
      See this link for what "jumping the shark" means.

      TWW

      --
      "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
    2. Re:jumped the shark? by basscomm · · Score: 1

      Jumping the shark. A good explanation of that is at Jump the Shark.

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      http://crummysocks.com
    3. Re:jumped the shark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A comment to slashdot on jumping the shark was posted some time ago.

  49. Quick thinking, Robin. by Batmann · · Score: 1

    It does seem like just his style. We'll have to be on our toes. I've run a quick analysis on the Batcomputer, and I think I have a hunch as to his next move.

    --
    To the Batmobile, Robin!
  50. No Slashdot on Slashdot? by ari_j · · Score: 2

    Why do you avoid discussing Slashdot on Slashdot? Are you afraid of getting Slashdotted?

  51. See how Slashdot has evolved in 5 years by Andreas(R) · · Score: 1
    Archive.org has a great archive of Slahdot from the beginning in 1997, and up to today.

    Notice that already then people were complaining about MS :)

  52. Slashdot Birthday -- Drop in productivity by umStefa · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's Interesting, that corresponds with a slow drop in productivity of the Tech sector...

    Hmmm

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    Technology is most abused by the very people it was created to help
    1. Re:Slashdot Birthday -- Drop in productivity by torpor · · Score: 2

      No kidding, this is actually serious. /. probably had a *loooot* more to do with the .com busts than most people imagine. In every major company I've consulted for, for the last 4 or so years, there has been a /. reading geek in the midst...

      Conspiracy? I think not.

      --
      ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
    2. Re:Slashdot Birthday -- Drop in productivity by Pave+Low · · Score: 1
      That's Interesting, that corresponds with a slow drop in productivity of the Tech sector...

      That presupposes that most of slashdot's readers are actually working.
      Somehow I don't think that is the case.

      --
      SIG:Slashdot: indymedia for nerds.
    3. Re:Slashdot Birthday -- Drop in productivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Slashdoters don't work, they can't even afford to pay for an OS.

  53. Then I zone out for a while by md17 · · Score: 4, Funny


    Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumberg can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
    Yeah, I just read Slashdot, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

    Thanks Slashdot! Happy B-Day from all the Peter Gibbon's in this world!

    1. Re:Then I zone out for a while by back_pages · · Score: 2

      This is exactly how my work week goes, except I come in 30-35 minutes late through the side door. I just finished writing 8 lines of code that I had completed in my head at least 8 days ago, and I figure I'm done for the week.

  54. Slashdot Exhibits? by dr_dank · · Score: 2

    How about a series of links highlighting great moments in Slashdot history?

    * The first "First Post"
    * First Linux vs. Windows vs. Mac vs. vi vs. emacs flamewar
    * First post lamenting broken business models
    * First post by Wil Wheaton
    * Posts removed by the Scientologists
    * Jon Katz making sense in the pre-September 11 and pre-columbine world.

    Any more suggestions?

    --
    Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
    1. Re:Slashdot Exhibits? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

      first posts of:
      Hot grits, Natalie Portman, goatse.cx

      The great trolls:
      Ogg the caveman (or was it oog), Haiku guy. SOmeoen can make this list longer

  55. Re:Slashdots New Motto I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if we could get statistics or maybe even a story from the web masters who have been slashdotted.
    How many hits?
    How soon after the story gets posted on /. did the site go down?
    What did the web master think was happening before he realized the /. effect?
    Why anonymous cowards are considered TROLLS?
    How I can make my living as a 'pet troll'?

  56. Argh! (was Re:jumped the shark? ) by CoolVibe · · Score: 2

    ...and of course, happy birthday slashdot! (yeah yeah, reply to myself, sorry... Can't believe I forgot to congratulate the dot)

    1. Re:Argh! (was Re:jumped the shark? ) by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 2


      Wait. Are you talking about the dot?

      --
      www.timcoleman.com is a total waste of your time. Never go there.
    2. Re:Argh! (was Re:jumped the shark? ) by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
      Duh, of course not. I'm talking about this 'dot right 'ere. The slashdot. Mos Slashdot airport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

      (yeah I should finish up on that UFie wars thing. Thing is I've stopped for such a long time writing it, I can't seem to be inspired to pen down something disorganized and cool and finish the story... *sigh* Also, I have been away from userfriendly for so long, I would definately need some time to adjust to the crazy people that comment on the stories. Oh. to UFies that happen onto this: No I haven't forgotten you. I'll probably be moseying along your way soon. Watch out... I'll be lurking...)

  57. UID contest? by MagPulse · · Score: 1

    I've seen some in 100 range, but never under 100.

    1. Re:UID contest? by ActiveSX · · Score: 1

      Look at this bastard's #. Must be a real loser, getting an account on /. that early.

    2. Re:UID contest? by Zack · · Score: 1

      Boo! There's your "under 100"!

    3. Re:UID contest? by Colin+Walsh · · Score: 1

      Durn! And I thought *I* had a low UID.

      Well, it's still low, but not that low.

      *looks nervously about*

      My mom says I'm cool!

      *runs away*

    4. Re:UID contest? by pez · · Score: 1

      Heh. How many test accounts do you think Taco had? :-)

    5. Re:UID contest? by CLorox · · Score: 1

      Six? I guess signing up way back then was worth it... simply to reply to this comment hehe.

      -Adam

    6. Re:UID contest? by troc · · Score: 2

      He probably paid good money on ebay for that ;)

      Beats buying Everquest characters anyway.

      There's a scary thought, buying "desirable" UIDs in general.....

      Troc

      --
      Troc's dubious podcast and blog: http://www.trocnet.net
    7. Re:UID contest? by pez · · Score: 1

      Wow. I wonder, for instance, how many of the first 100 accounts are still reading /. today, and how many of them ever post.

    8. Re:UID contest? by MagPulse · · Score: 1

      Wow.

    9. Re:UID contest? by Savatte · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty close to single digits. Well I am if you round down. A lot.

    10. Re:UID contest? by baldass_newbie · · Score: 1

      *bows*

      --
      The opposite of progress is congress
    11. Re:UID contest? by odaiwai · · Score: 2

      And you've only posted 32 comments since then?

    12. Re:UID contest? by hartsock · · Score: 1

      Your account history alone makes a good argument for putting the year in the dates on comments. I just went to the oldest comment on your 24list and I didn't realize I had jumped back to 1999 until I went off /. and onto another site.

      Dang.

      --
      Live to Code, Code to Live!
    13. Re:UID contest? by bob · · Score: 1

      I'm here.

    14. Re:UID contest? by _damnit_ · · Score: 1

      I know, I thought I was pretty low too! Remember when you could just put your name in for replies? You didn't need to register for quite a while. I just registered mine to save time on the typing my name in. There were a lot of great posters back then. I remember AlphaRisc, MEEPT and even Taco used to get involved in discussions. If I'd only known what a pissing contest you could have with your ID number, I would have registered early and often!!

      Five years later and thank God I'm still not a manager!

      Cheers,

      --


      _damnit_

      It's my job to freeze you. -- Logan's Run
  58. What you mean to say, of course, by Multiple+Sanchez · · Score: 2

    is that you treasure your little four-dig. "Why... in my day..."

    It's this weird unspoken thing that low-digit users here are like elders. Their posts carry that little extra weight, like the withered old geek has just stood up at the town meeting, or something equally rediculous.

    Anyway, if anyone needs me, I'll be in a bar, trying out my new /. come on lines. Course my karma's excellent, baby. I ain't no troll. Now come here for a sec, you've gotta click here to log in.

    1. Re:What you mean to say, of course, by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      My, those pants looks like they are in need of some hot grits, baby!

      --

      It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
  59. To tell you the truth by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

    Slashdot hasn't been ad supported all of those 5 years. The first 3 years were supported with dot.com bubble mania venture capital money that was very unwisely spent on companies such as these. I mean its not like the revenue projections of Slashdot are going to make any investors who buy into the stock NOW very rich.

    --
    Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
  60. 5th BDay party in AA? by cpfeifer · · Score: 2

    I think for keeping Taco gainfully employed she should buy us (each, not collectively, it is cold and flu season) a beer at the next /. meetup in Ann Arbor!

    --
    it's not going to stop until you wise up, no it's not going to stop. so just give up.
  61. Three years and counting.... by richlb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I started scanning /. about three years ago. I had just started with a new company, and no other company I had worked for previously allowed lowly employees like me internet access. With slow dial-up at home, this data pipe into my work computer was amazing.

    I found /. through some mention in a Canadian magazine I had purchased at an airport. Now, I'm not techno-geek, but I'm also not a techno-phobe. Yes, I have Windows. But yes, I run Mozilla. I'm kind of "middle of the road" when it comes to computers.

    I've always found the content on /. to be at the very least interesting, and at the very most informative and entertaining. I've learned a lot about computers, programming and technology through this site. But I've also learned a lot about law, public opinion and other diverse topics.

    I may have missed the first two years, but I'll read for the next two to make up. Although I may not always agree with /. posters, it's frequently the most stimulating thing I read all day.

    Thanks, /. and the /. community.

    SIDE NOTE -- because of /., I've managed to use a lot of what I read to my advantage. frequently, my coworkers will come to me for problems instead of bothering with our slowwwwww IT dept!

    1. Re:Three years and counting.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You slimey creep.

    2. Re:Three years and counting.... by StuffYourReligion · · Score: 1

      SIDE NOTE -- because of /., I've managed to use a lot of what I read to my advantage. frequently, my coworkers will come to me for problems instead of bothering with our slowwwwww IT dept!


      And how is this to your advantage?!

      Jeez, I'd prefer to let my non-techie co-workers think I am clueless so they don't bug me all the time with stupid problems!

      Just for your "side note" I'd mod you up +1 Funny if I could.

      --
      I have no special gift, I am only passionately curious. --Albert Einstein
    3. Re:Three years and counting.... by Libor+Vanek · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have Windows. But yes, I run Mozilla

      Hey man - I'm LIVING from selling and supporting Linux file servers (NAS) for 2 years and I use as my primary and ONLY desktop SW Windows XP ;-))) (Mozilla of course ;-)

  62. Congrats! by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 2
    You know Slashdot's been around a while when I can look at my UID and feel like a 133t old-timer...:-)

    Well done, everyone -- well done.

    1. Re:Congrats! by repvik · · Score: 1

      1337 old-timer indeed :-D

      Now only if I hadn't read /. for so long without registering :-\

    2. Re:Congrats! by oojah · · Score: 1

      Amen to that :) I might be on 5 figures.

      --
      Do you have any better hostages?
    3. Re:Congrats! by Your_Mom · · Score: 1

      You young whipper snappers! This is my 2nd account to, my first one (Zaphod_B, 87000-something) was tragically lost during a passowrd change attempt, and is now forever relegated to the bowels of unused UIDs.

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      Objects in the blog are closer then they ap
    4. Re:Congrats! by crumley · · Score: 1

      More like 2 figures for me. (I think that all of the single digits were reserved - or at least almost impossible to get). When they first got accounts, I didn't see the benefit. That was a little short-sighted.

      --
      Preventive War is like committing suicide for fear of death. - Otto Von Bismarck
    5. Re:Congrats! by jerdenn · · Score: 1

      Ha! I remember Zaphod_B!

      Yup, I read slashdot for a long time before getting an account, too...

      j.

    6. Re:Congrats! by CLorox · · Score: 1

      Almost :) Happy B-Day /.

      -Adam

    7. Re:Congrats! by Your_Mom · · Score: 1
      Ha! I remember Zaphod_B!
      Wow, you're sad. ;-)

      Acutally, there were quite a few Zaphods, you're probably thinking of them. I doubt I posted anything memorable.

      --
      Objects in the blog are closer then they ap
  63. Secret section by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Is [substantial debate] in a secret section that I don't have access to? :-)

    Here's the section.

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
    1. Re:Secret section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yerricde, why have you been so trollish lately?

      And you don't even *seem* to have a K5 account.

      Why yerricde, why?

  64. Jumped the shark post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mention of slashdot 'jumping the shark' was first mentioned in this comment

  65. Happy Birthday to both of us! by Slackus · · Score: 1

    Now what ya know, Slashdot and myself share birthdays, Happy Birthday to us! Feels strange to admit that I'm a full 22 years older than Slashdot!

  66. Happy Birthday 2 U . . by MrLinuxHead · · Score: 2

    I guess that makes /. a Libra. . .

    How many years is that in Internet time?

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    I may be bad with names, but I'll never forget your IP address
  67. Every birthday needs a card by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1
  68. Slashdot is more than 5 years old! by Plutor · · Score: 1

    It looks to me like the first article was posted 33 years ago!

    Or the real oldest article in the database from New Year's Eve 1998.

    1. Re:Slashdot is more than 5 years old! by egghat · · Score: 1

      Wow, didn't know that Slashdot had Microsoft ads back then ;-)

      BTW.: Happy Birthday! I really enjoy this thingie.

      --
      -- "As a human being I claim the right to be widely inconsistent", John Peel
  69. Golden Age by baldass_newbie · · Score: 5, Funny

    we didn't even have comments for the first week or so!

    Is this the 'Golden Age of Slashdot' that I hear so much about?

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    The opposite of progress is congress
    1. Re:Golden Age by wilkinsm · · Score: 1

      No, I think the "Golden Age" was when Meept! was still posting comments...

  70. /. doesn't delete posts by yerricde · · Score: 5, Informative

    And deleting posts, while morally abhorrent, is the only way to keep ourselves from accidentally reading a 3 page long "taco snotting" FAQ.

    Slashdot generally does not delete comments. Among over 4 million comments posted after the moderation system began, fewer than a half-dozen have been deleted, mostly for flagrant copyright infringement. Other than that, you can get 99.999% of everything posted, even the trash, by reading at -1.

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
    1. Re:/. doesn't delete posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's been deleted other than the Scientology posts?

    2. Re:/. doesn't delete posts by apt142 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to thank Slashdot for not deleting posts except on the most extreme circumstances.

      While their are many things that probably should have been deleted (goats.cx posts comes to mind), It's nice to know that slashdot.org supports the freedom to speak one's mind.

    3. Re:/. doesn't delete posts by sulli · · Score: 1

      Someone made threats against the President, which is illegal, and those were deleted (with a message in red that they had been, so it was clearly not fake).

      --

      sulli
      RTFJ.
  71. Karma Whoring by iapetus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a link to the site. Strange they didn't provide one in the article. Perhaps they're afraid it'll get Slashdotted?

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    Elrond says "No.". Elrond gives you some lunch.
  72. Was /. or the wheel first?? by Phili · · Score: 1

    Like all the others and their brothers, Happy Birthday /.! Live Long and Prosper \\//_.

  73. And Scott McCollum writes his anti-Linux hate by SabberFlapper · · Score: 0

    And Scott McCollum writes his anti-Linux hate reports against slashdot and linux... http://www.worldtechtribune.com/worldtechtribune/s marc.asp Several stories on prior to September 11 on VA Linux(TM) propaganda web site and geek nexus Slashdot (who offered the advice: "Be incomprehensible. If they can't understand, they can't disagree" at the bottom of their web page on October 4, 2001) reported that the European Union would do all it could to destroy Microsoft if the US federal courts owned by corporate America didn't have the guts. The Free Software Foundation's legal counsel offered an anti-Microsoft/Bush/capitalism diatribe in The Nation while the bodies of capitalist pigs burned beneath the World Trade Center. http://www.worldtribune.com/wta/Archive-2001/mc10_ 05.html

  74. Jump the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, but what does "Jumped the shark" mean?

    1. Re:Jump the shark by SweenyTod · · Score: 2

      It means something like 'when we started to go downhill', as in get worse.

      Think of your favorite TV show, and when it was getting boring... And presto! Something happens, like somebody dies or a "special" story line is run. It's generally a sign that whatever it is you're doing has just past its use by date.

      I don't know exactly where the expression came from - somebody once said it was to do with Happy Days (the tv show), where the Fonz jujmped over a bunch of sharks, and the show was never quite as good afterwards. I'm not sure if that's true though.

      --
      Alas gallinaceas de urbe bovis volo
    2. Re:Jump the shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of like goats.ex but worse. You don't want to know.

    3. Re:Jump the shark by jeeryg_flashaccess · · Score: 1

      In that episode of Happy Days, keep in mind the show had been on forever, they had pretty much run out of story ideas. When a lame episode where the Fonz went water skiing was made people knew the show had jumped the shark. The Fonz is cool, but not when he is water skiing.

      --
      Life is like pants... fit in or you don't fit in.
  75. So who is user #1? by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 1

    Just wondering...
    Who were the first users to sign up? where did they go?

    1. Re:So who is user #1? by egghat · · Score: 1

      Have you seen him? I mean HIM? The devil.

      Not a single comment. Puuh.

      Bye egghat.

      --
      -- "As a human being I claim the right to be widely inconsistent", John Peel
  76. Here's a question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Slashdot doesn't archive -1 posts. Wait, keep reading, I'm not saying they should save all the crap that gets posted at -1.

    Editors have unlimited mod points. And they've been seen to use them massively (which means they are presumably willing to use them singly as well). This means that Editors can send any comment they want to -1, which makes it non-archivable. You might argue that they wouldn't do such a thing. You just keep telling yourself that.

  77. Patent Infringement anyone? by diwolf · · Score: 1

    So, how long before /. gets hit with a Patent infringement lawsuit? I mean, someone HAD to have come up with a patent that described a method of communicating with other people...

  78. No backup ?? by tmark · · Score: 2

    due to a data importing bug, we really don't know exactly when we made our debut,

    You mean you didn't backup your database before you did your import ??? And what kind of import could ruin the imported data, anyways ??

    Note to self: never take sysadmin'ing advice from Taco.

  79. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  80. First usenet-posting mentioning /. by Goenk · · Score: 3, Informative

    The first usenet posting (or at least the first i could find) that mentions slashdot seems to be this one dated Nov. 11 - 1997. That seems to be fairly soon after the release IMO.

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    Incompetence Floats
    1. Re:First usenet-posting mentioning /. by raduga · · Score: 1
      Not quite the first.

      There's a sig reference that predates it by a week

      --
      First, nothing begins if not opening
  81. wow 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that mean its toliet trained?

  82. Going down hill!? by RudeDude · · Score: 1

    I would also suggest this link as a good place to look for info about the term.
    The page is titled "Chronicling The Moments When TV Shows Go Downhill"

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    RudeDude
    Perl/Linux/PHP hacker
    1. Re:Going down hill!? by nagora · · Score: 2
      I would also suggest this link as a good place to look for info about the term.

      That's what I was going to do too, but there isn't an actual reference on the front page (or even the FAQ) to the Happy Days story.

      TWW

      --
      "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
  83. five years of lost discussions by The+Pim · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Remember how excited we got about google restoring old usenet archives? It's ironic, then, that old slashdot threads are all but lost. You can find and browse them only with some trouble, and searching is almost hopeless. (Have you ever wanted to find an old post of yours? How successful were you?)

    Early slashdot is just as valuable as early usenet, and I think we need to find a way to make it accessible. Isn't there some NNTP gateway code somewhere? Could slashdot export month-old stories for google groups to pick up? I bet the google guys would even help develop a new protocol if necessary.

    Most valuable of all would be to establish a mechanism that other web discussion boards could use, and encourage them to make their archives available. Imagine the power of all your favorite weblogs searchable through one interface. This would be a boon for users and net historians alike.

    --

    The evaluation of an action as 'practical' . . . depends on what it is that one wishes to practice.
    1. Re:five years of lost discussions by blibbleblobble · · Score: 2

      "It's ironic, then, that old slashdot threads are all but lost"

      Try a google search on your ID or sig.

    2. Re:five years of lost discussions by The+Pim · · Score: 2
      Try a google search on your ID or sig.

      It's a start, but just that. Google appears to index only full discussions, not individual posts (not sure why, but I've never seen a google hit go to an individual post). So keywords match against all posts (maybe google will prefer hits near your ID on the page...). And you can't filter by all the criteria google groups gives you. A date range is especially useful. What would really rock is to search by author, story keywords, and comment keywords. You know: what was that post I made last year about device drivers, in a story about Linux?

      --

      The evaluation of an action as 'practical' . . . depends on what it is that one wishes to practice.
    3. Re:five years of lost discussions by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      A google search on your sig returns the entire discussion: then all you need do is Ctrl-F for your username, or (if you're logged on) set the limit to +5, and your posts will be displayed regardless of rating.

      As for time limits, google's advanced options allow you to select only recent files, although you can't specify time periods in the past.

  84. Chips, Dips, Taco and the Dot by pez · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who else remembers the days of Chips n Dips? :-)

    As one of the first /. readers, I have to say it's been incredible watching this site grow into what it has become. Congratulations Taco and the rest of the crew; you have not only created a wonderful destination for nerds interested in stuff that matters, but you have also at least in some part created an entire genre of sites. For this, we all thank you.

    1. Re:Chips, Dips, Taco and the Dot by LeonardShelby · · Score: 1

      Do I remember the days of 'Chips n Dips'? Shoot, my bookmark for this site still says that! That's how long I've been here. (This isn't my first account, and I didn't get one right away).

      --
      remember Sammy Jankis
    2. Re:Chips, Dips, Taco and the Dot by Diabolical · · Score: 2

      I do.. Long before /. became /. is used to visit Taco's pages. Mostly because of his applets...

    3. Re:Chips, Dips, Taco and the Dot by maxhead · · Score: 1

      I was referred to Chip's 'n Dips site from another webpage, where I was looking for animation clips. Chips 'n Dips said it had closed down recently and moved to /. So I took a look around and actually bothered to get an account a few months later.

      Taco: why haven't you produced anymore animation? The hamster wasn't bad, and that was...hmm...5 years ago?

    4. Re:Chips, Dips, Taco and the Dot by Phaid · · Score: 2

      Ditto. I remember first finding Chips and Dips when I followed a link from some applets site, since I was looking for a nice mixer type app for my Afterstep desktop.

      I don't remember how long I waited to register after the account system was put into place, but it couldn't have been more than a day. I wasn't really thrilled about it at first, but I suppose even back then there were so many posters that things were getting out of hand without some kind of moderation in place.

      Oh well. The ironic thing is that these days, I'm back to posting and reading UseNet far more than I ever do here.

      Still, happy birthday.

    5. Re:Chips, Dips, Taco and the Dot by Flammon · · Score: 1

      Ditto here too. It's neat to read through the comments of this thread knowing that I might have had a slashdot conversation with one of you 5 years ago. Maybe we should have a "low account number" reunion. 10,000 or less and you're invited.

    6. Re:Chips, Dips, Taco and the Dot by wilkinsm · · Score: 1

      Darn, I just miss that threshold ;)

      If I put back up my original gopher pages do you think I could slip in?

    7. Re:Chips, Dips, Taco and the Dot by langed · · Score: 1
      Or, for that matter, "Taco Hell"?

      I got a lot of enjoyment out of that easter-egg on this site.
      That said, I (perhaps like so many other readers) even complained to the famous malda@slashdot.org when it disappeared, nigh on about 2-3 months ago now.

      It was nice reading about him burning his mouth on hot pizza cheese, suffering from lost airport luggage, and so on. It really gave this site, as a whole, a more personal touch, I thought.

      So here's my obligatory post: Kudos to the /. team. A new milestone.
      Alas, I started reading /. in Aug 1998. As the archive links posted above indicate, "Chips n Dips" was only a glorious rumour even then.
      But I'm still convinced, despite the ACs' comments to the contrary, that apple.slashdot.org is not an easter egg.

      That said, has anyone else ripped through the HTML on the standard pages and/or templates, looking for "web beacons" or "single-pixel images"? I'm still convinced /. gets more ad revenue than is from the banner at the top.

    8. Re:Chips, Dips, Taco and the Dot by zonker · · Score: 0

      neato. i'm in :)

  85. Just don't sign... by danger42 · · Score: 1

    the Happy Birthday song. As you may or may not know, the rights are owned by Warner-Chappell Music. You will have to pay royalties.

    It generates $1 million in annual royalties. You can hum it, though, since only the lyrics are protected.

    --
    -nd
    1. Re:Just don't sign... by Synonymous+Howard · · Score: 0

      But... if we say "Happy Birthday Ole Slashdot" it'd be a derivative work, wouldn't it?

      --
  86. I've been here 4 years or so... by wiredog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Back when I was running Red Hat 4.2. I have 1300 comments (this is 1301). 1300. At approx 1 to 2 minutes per comment that's 20 to 40 hours spent commenting on slashdot. Shit. I want that day back!

  87. Re:And Now... (OT) by don_carnage · · Score: 1

    Way OT, but I love your .sig! Where did it originate from? Did you write it?

  88. A message from your IT dept.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your email has been deleted for your convenience, and your pr0n is tucked safely away on a backup tape for future blackm^H^H^H^H^H^H reference.

    Don't touch our computers anymore.

    We know where you live.

  89. Happy birthday slashdot! by miffo.swe · · Score: 3

    Thanks goes to the people that puts a golden lining on the internet! Slashdot is the best site in the world for techies that wants to know.

    I wonder just how much Microsoft admires /. and envy it?

    --
    HTTP/1.1 400
    1. Re:Happy birthday slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha! i'm sure microsoft would do anything to throw away their $40billion+ in CASH, and move to a banner/donation-based business model.

    2. Re:Happy birthday slashdot! by StuffYourReligion · · Score: 1

      I've spent 5 years on slashdot and all i got was this lousy sig!

      Awww, and you lost your 2-digit user ID, too!
      You really DO deserve a refund!

      --
      I have no special gift, I am only passionately curious. --Albert Einstein
  90. Luck be a crossdresser tonight by Graymalkin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Funny how this appeared just above the "what is the net doing to you" article. That is some perverse synchronicity.

    I don't even remember my first post or when exactly it was I first registered. I used to think having a UID above 10,000 made me a Jonny come lately. Now I'm like the girzzled old man that shoos little kids off his front lawn. Maybe from now on I'll use a hose instead of my cane.

    Windows still sucks, Linux is still in beta, AMD makes chips worth buying, 3Dfx is no more, AOL is spelled EVIL, Apple is cool again, Be is no longer cool (sorry OpenBeOS guys), Netscape is abbriviated EVIL, Internet Explorer still sucks, Lord of the Rings was finally made into a movie, The Phantom Menace blew goats, Natalie Portman is still hot despite her lack of petrification, apparently all my base are belong to someone, the internet is now aplace where evil cool people hang out, being a geek still gets you beat up, slashdot has advertisements, Rob STILL doesn't acknowlege story submitters and user comments as being important in the slightest to the popularity of slashdot, Stephen King has died several times at various ages, and even I have imagined a Beowulf cluster of naked and petrified Natalie Portmans pouring hot grits down my pants.

    It's been a strange five years. If I didn't like the ride can I get a refund?

    --
    I'm a loner Dottie, a Rebel.
    1. Re:Luck be a crossdresser tonight by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ooo! If Stephen King is dead, (1) I see possiblities (2) ???? (3) profit!

      Hello, I am Donald King, the nephew of the late author Stephen King. I am writing to you as someone that I have been told I can trust. When he died in a plane crash/junta/falling ice block, Steven King left $66 million (US SIXTY-SIX MILLION DOLLARS ONLY) in a bank account... (Insert the rest of the Nigerian scam. I'm sure most people know it by heart or some other organ of their body.)

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    2. Re:Luck be a crossdresser tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot:

      * Mozilla is out

  91. My First Account by waldoj · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    In early November of 1998, I spent the better part of an hour attempting to make an account on Slashdot. I just couldn't make it work. No matter what username that I put in, and I tried some weird shit, it would complain that "a user already exists with that user name or email address." I knew it couldn't be the e-mail address, what with my highly-personalized address, so I e-mailed Rob asking what was what.

    Well, Rob wrote me back in something like 60 seconds, suggesting that perhaps I already had an account. "Balderdash," I thought, I would certainly know if I'd made an account on a site or not. I'd never even heard of Slashdot until a week previously. But I went to the site, entered my e-mail address in the lost-password form and, lo and behold, I'd made an account at some point. God only knows when.

    So my question is this: who has a user ID close to mine, and when did you make your account? I'd love to check my datebook for around that time and see if I can conjure up when I would have first read /. and when I would have made an account. Sometimes I think I've sleptwalked through entire years of my life.

    -Waldo Jaquith

    1. Re:My First Account by singularity · · Score: 2

      Apparently I first started reading Slashdot in September of 1998. Of course, my UID is significantly lower than yours (when Slashdot seems to have UIDs pushing 600,000 it is all relative, though). I created my account on 3 September 1998 (based on the "your password is" email). I had been reading for several weeks prior to that, though.

      I have absolutely no idea how I first heard about Slashdot. I think it was either a link from a web site or a mention in Usenet. I seem to think it was a link from a web site, something like www.macintouch.com or something.

      My big question is how many of us "old timers" (UID less than 5000 or so) there are still active.

      Pe-moderation, pre-Hot grits, pre-First post, and so on.

      [Sorry, Waldo, you just did not sign up soon enough to qualify as an "old timer" to me... grin...]

      That means I have been reading Slashdot for over four years now... Wow. Feels even longer than that.

      I work with high school kids, and they are always amazed that this "old timer" not only has such a low UID, but also has a Copyleft Slashdot shirt from back when the profits went to the Slash crew (pre-Andover).

      Yeah, I can hang with the best of them...

      In other news, I am wondering when Taco will fix the one big problem I have always had - the inability to back through your old comments on your user.pl page. It shows the 24 most recent, but searching for ones older than that seems almost impossible.

      --
      - (c) 2018 Hank Zimmerman
    2. Re:My First Account by Noke · · Score: 1

      I can't remember when I created my account, but the user # is pretty close to yours! I know it was somewhere around 1998 though.

    3. Re:My First Account by Redline · · Score: 2

      Pre-moderation, pre-Hot grits, pre-First post, and so on.

      But not pre-troll. I remember when the user accounts became available, I wasn't going to sign up. I usually just read, not posted, so I didn't need one. But someone said something (wish I could remember what) that irked me so bad I just had to log in to make a scathing reply. So I wouldn't even be here if it weren't for the nascent slashdot troll community.
      Thanks slashdot! Five more years!

    4. Re:My First Account by Nate+Fox · · Score: 2

      I was similar: I waited a bit before getting my account. maybe a week? but that was when 100 posts was a BIG story, before moderation (as you say), metamoderation, karma (and the act of whoring), Signal11 (remember him? with like 270+ karma).

      This was before we had the option of html/extrans, filters on posted comments. I think nested and flat modes were in there from the beginning tho.

      Before ads.

      Before Timothy, Michael, and all the other guys. Just Taco and Hemos. They didnt spell check their posts then, either.

      Back when linux would get mentioned in an article somewhere - that would get a posting on the front page ('theres an article on CNet and they mention linux!').

      Then Slashdot would get mentioned somewhere (wired I think). Then it got famous. and the slashdot effect became what it is now.

      And these guys with user accounts of #100,000 think they remember the 'good ol days'. Damn whippersnappers.

    5. Re:My First Account by "Zow" · · Score: 2

      I got my account (see number above) on October 18, 1998. I remember that I waited a while (like a couple months maybe) after the account system started as I really didn't have a compelling reason to get an account. In any case, extrapolating from the data point provided by singularity, it would seem that your UID is consistent with one issued in November 1998. My guess is that something failed when you first registered, so it displayed some sort of error even though it added you to the database. Make sense?

      -"Zow"

    6. Re:My First Account by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 2
      I remember that I registered my /. account for some particular reason. There was some feature I wanted, that I could only get if I had an account. I don't remember what it was that made me register, though I'm glad to sport a 4-digit UID now :) I too would like to have a copy of my first registered Slashdot post.

      If only a I could linearly derate a comment's score based on the magnitude of the UID...

    7. Re:My First Account by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 2


      Not all of the "old timers" have such low UIDs. I started reading Slashdot about June 1998. I remember being appalled at the thought of signing up for an account. Eventually, when moderation took hold, I resigned myself to the fact that I would have to register, but that wasn't until quite a bit later.

      Of course, Slashdot was going downhill at the time and I lost interest for a bit. Now, that time is a comparative golden age.

      As for your comment about being able to see older comments, I too would like that. This particular discussion makes me wonder when I made my first post, so to speak.

      --
      www.timcoleman.com is a total waste of your time. Never go there.
    8. Re:My First Account by Soko · · Score: 2

      I know it was November 1998 when I created my account - so you were definately before then. I signed up right after the Halloween documents were released by ESR. IIRC, it was a story about those documents on one of the IDC websites that provided the link to /. I've been around here ever since.

      At the time, those documents shook me - made me doubt that Microsoft was less about technology and more about business. To be honest, at first I was all fire and brimstone about how "You Linux guys have such a superiority complex!". However, the seeds of doubt were still germinated by the discussions I read on /. I learned that there were definite reasons why one would use a system not controlled by a single entity, and came to realise the truth that any business interest, left to it's own devices, is devoid of some of the best human qualities - charity, altruism and community. Then Microsoft pulled WinNT support for my beloved Alphas, and I was a convert. (Linux on Alphas still rocks, BTW.) Since then, I have learned that business is not necessarily about better technology, it is all about the bottom line. I am not a socialist, but it still makes me weep to see people look up to a company, rather than an individual, as thier chosen hero and role model.

      Anyways, thanks all of you low UIDers for hanging around, and to Rob for providing a site to do so.

      Soko

      P.S. - Anyone hear from Signal11 lately? ;-)

      --
      "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
    9. Re:My First Account by craw · · Score: 1

      Wow, lots of old geezers here.

      It took me a while before I got my uid because I had this thing against cookies back then. I was perfectly happy to be an AC. IIRC, the login was instituted because ppl were posting using another person's nick (e.g., pinguion, BoredatWork); initially you had the option of "identifying" yourself.

      For some odd reason, my favorite story is still the one about the exploding/self-combustible cow.

  92. Keep on truck'en /. by mustangdavis · · Score: 1

    Here's to /.!!!!

    5 years and going strong!

    I just hope I never have to see "last post"

    ... so you bastards better have many more 5 year anniversaries!!! :)

    Here's to /. and the people that make it possible!

    I know it might hurt, but maybe everyone should give /. some respect and do a little haapy dance in celebration of /.'s 5 year b-day (but don't look at the seat of your old crusty chair ... that would ruin this historical moment)

    ... ok, maybe not .... just smile instead :)

  93. \.'s secret weapon by kalifa · · Score: 2
    \. was born in summer 1997: exactly the same time as the desktop wars.

    Now, that's good timing for a business.

  94. Re:Slashdots New Motto I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is anonymous coward any more anonymous than a made up /. name? Are more accountable than I am? Is there a stigma attached to posting as an AC ? I once had a formally registered /.er tell me that I sucked. (;@(

  95. Five Year Old Kid. by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

    Now I know the reason behind the spelling mistakes.

    Relax folks, it's only a five year old kid writing stories! :-D

  96. Still not old enough.... by MegaDeth · · Score: 1

    Only 5 Years old! That's too young to be any fun... Come back in 13 years when you're 18, legal, and ripe for the plucking... Then we'll talk.

    Mmmm...Freshmeat!!. Oh wait, I'm thinking of somewhere else....

    --
    -Prof MD
  97. Est. 1997 by Coplan · · Score: 5, Funny
    Over 2 million First Posts.
    Over 3 million servers stress tested.
    Over 2 million servers successfully slashdotted.

    Welcome to the home of the 1337 H4X0RS!

  98. All -1's have been archived since 2.x upgrade by yerricde · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Slashdot doesn't archive -1 posts.

    Slashdot has archived comments that had been moderated to -1 since the upgrade to Slashcode 2.x. In fact, the story about the 2.x upgrade is an example of an "archived" discussion with some extant -1 comments. So is Oracle Breakable After All, where more than half of the comments are -1 (due to The Post). It's true that -1 comments before the 2.x upgrade were discarded, but more than half the comments in Slashdot's database have been posted on 2.x. Not even the editors can change that.

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
  99. Deeper Analysis by Hard_Code · · Score: 5, Funny
    And now for some deeper analysis, courtesy of the University of Maine:

    What are 5-Year-Olds Like?
    How I Move:
    • I enjoy activities requiring hand skills.
    • I draw a recognizable person.
    • I am skilled and accurate with simple tools.
    • I can sit still for brief periods.
    • I enjoy jumping, running and skipping.
    • I have adult-like posture in throwing and catching.
    • I have great physical drive.
    • I like dancing, am rhythmic and graceful.
    • I sometimes roughhouse and fight.
    • I am well coordinated.
    How I Think:
    • I am curious about everything.
    • I am ready for short trips into the community.
    • I know my family name and address.
    • I talk clearly about my ideas.
    • I am self-centered about my ideas.
    • I like to be busy making something.
    • I make a plan before starting a project.
    • My attention span is 12 to 28 minutes long.
    • I can carry over play interests for more than one day.
    • I play on a realistic level in dramatic play.
    • I readily use complete sentences.
    • I count 10 objects.

    How I Get Along:
    • I am becoming poised and self-confident.
    • I copy adult behavior and act grown-up.
    • I am aware of rules and define them for others.
    • I play in groups of two to five children.
    • I am less competitive than at age 4.
    • I am sensitive to teasing and get hurt feelings easily.
    • I like the companionship of adults.
    • I have to be right.
    • I am sociable and like to visit.
    • I may get wild, silly and giggly.


    Crafted with love by a fellow slashdotter! :)
    --

    It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
    1. Re:Deeper Analysis by mccalli · · Score: 1
      • My attention span is 12 to 28 minutes long.

      Oh yes...

      Cheers,
      Ian

    2. Re:Deeper Analysis by BoBaBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

      I readily use complete sentences.

      I guess you're new here. Welcome to slashdot, or as we like to say "Welcom too SlasDhot".

      --
      I am a Karma Library.
    3. Re:Deeper Analysis by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      wow.. that IS the average slashdotter!

      amazing!!!!

      Ohh look pretty buttons.......what were you saying?

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    4. Re:Deeper Analysis by kingofnopants · · Score: 1

      i soppose in that case i had better leave when slashdot turns about 13...

      --
      Disco Stu was talkin' to you.
  100. In related news... by MoonFacedAssassin · · Score: 1

    The geek population is becoming extinct due to the lack of sex in the last 5 years.

    --
    I am a meat popsicle.
  101. User Time Stamps by Malc · · Score: 1

    I guess you guys didn't put a TimeStamp column in the DB table that represents your users. It would be quite interesting (if you're sad like me) to see a bar chart of new users per month since inception. It would probably also give a good suggestion as to when you went live properly.

  102. Re:What????....UGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's the stupidest phrase i've ever heard. it's so corny i can taste the butter from here.

  103. Re:Chips, Dips, ^^ HOW LOW CAN we go today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    54 is the lowest I have seen. Maybe I should look more. As a permanent AC I will never know the glory of having such a low number, but what happens to old account numbers? Are they retired? Can a number be reborn or does it just die a death of neglect?

  104. Irksome by AntiFreeze · · Score: 2
    I've been reading slashdot since damn near the beginning. Hell, I didn't even bother getting an account for a few months because the norm of posters were anonymous cowards -- and most had quite interesting things to say. It's a shame that's changed so much since the early days. Inevitable, but still a shame.

    In fact, I wrote a short rant the other night (literally) in my journal about almost this very subject.

    Although my posting goes through short intermittent spurts, I still read slashdot quite frequently, scanning it for anything which piques my interest.

    The other amazing thing about slashdot is all the clone sites it appears to have influenced. To all you people who compain about slashdot, or its editorial style, I'm sure you can find some little site inspired by slashdot which you actually will like. I think that's a pretty impressive legacy.

    --

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    "Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." --Dennis Miller

  105. Congrats for five years. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    To everyone who has helped run Slashdot: congratulations for five years of often thought-provoking reading.

    Though of course your site has a pro-Linux/OpenBSD/FreeBSD stance (which of course means it's antagonistic towards Microsoft), you have to admit other articles on other aspects of technology posted on this website have made for interesting reading, especially the innumerable commentaries posted by various readers of this web page. It is all the more amazing considering that your site is probably one of the longest-lasting web sites on the Internet not related to a business enterprise.

    I salute Slashdot for five years of great work, and have best wishes for many more years of success.

    1. Re:Congrats for five years. by British · · Score: 2

      I found the most entertaining articles on here are ones that don't drone on with the Linux/MS war. For example, there was one about Pinball several months ago worth reading.

      Also, the only John Katz article I read front to back was on the book "Catch me if you can", which I actually went out and bought. Also bought a ZipZap for fun too.

  106. Happy Birthday by Agent+Drek · · Score: 1

    /me wanders off to calculate hours lost to browsing /.

  107. Archive.org by mattyohe · · Score: 1
    --
    - what is the definition of simultanagnosia?! I've been meaning to look it up!
  108. Happy Birthday by rafa · · Score: 2
    It's been a long time since I stumbled upon Chips 'n Dips, and started down the road to /. addiction.

    I've spent far too much time here for my own good, but I've enjoy pretty much all of it. Thanks for a great site. Keep up the good job.

    --
    [Science] is one of the very few things that raises human life a little above farce and gives it the grace of tragedy.
  109. Can somebody remind me about the SK story? by Malc · · Score: 1

    Some how I missed the Steven King thing. I think I was going through a reading at +3 phase to see what that was like. I only started seeing the Steven King comments much later on when everyman and his dog was adding a line to their comment about it (it faded out much more quickly than the Beowolf Cluster crap though). Tell me, what was that all about?

  110. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  111. I wished I had Slashdot on CD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm with slashdot from the beginning and I always wished there would be something like /. on a CD. Something that let's me read thru the old stuff while sitting in the train....
    Please ... ;0)

    --tf

  112. I'm interested by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2
    Slashdot posts approximately 10-15 stories a day. It takes you 25 minutes to reject 30 stories. Lets round that up to a nice easy 1 minute per story.

    Now if we assume there are 7 working hours in a day. That means that if you're working on nothing else then you'll have rejected 420 news articles during that time.

    So my question is, do you actually get 420+ news articles a day? If not, what on earth do you do with the rest of your time?

    (Granted the odd article for NewsForge, but, is that it?)

    --
    Avantslash - View Slashdot cleanly on your mobile phone.
    1. Re:I'm interested by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      I sure hope that accepting/rejecting stories is not the ONLY task they have. There is constant maintenance of servers, work on Slash, traipsing around to conferences, etc.

      --

      It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
  113. Happy Birthday!!!! by schowley · · Score: 1

    Happy birthday /. !

    Now cut the cake!!!!!!!

    --
    The sum of our knowledge today becomes the reference point of our ignorance tomorrow.
  114. Happy Birthday! by MrJones · · Score: 1

    Well, just want to say Happy 5 years!
    I always read /. every day. If I don't read it one day, I fell strange, disconected and down.
    So, I also want to say thanks you! /. team for this
    excelent site! It Rocks!
    Greetings from Paraguay, the country where 64kbps
    cost 100$

    --
    Get my e-mail after a captcha test in: http://tinymailt
  115. Re:jumped the shark? Not the first or last by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    even most english speaking people have NO idea what that term means. So you are not alone.

  116. happy birthday by shd99004 · · Score: 2

    I haven't been here since the start, I came here back in 2000 I think. One of my favorite sites on the internet.

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  117. Also... by mattyohe · · Score: 1

    First mention of slashdot in usenet 1997/11/18:

    "I just saw at www.slashdot.org (an intersting news site) that it was announced at Comdex that Windows NT 5.0 won't be shipping until 1999. I find that sort of amusing. Linux will probably be at revision 3.0 by then ;) Seriously though. Often when I complain about a NT4.0 "feature" I get told "just wait 5.0 will have that fixed and more..." but I guess MS is falling behind...
    Vince"

    Link!

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  118. Double post! by gpinzone · · Score: 2

    <joke>I seem to remember a post about a year ago about a slashdot birthday! When will the double posts end?!</joke>

  119. look for these items for the next 5 yrs... by guacamolefoo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Congrats. You've outlasted @home, pets.com, and many others. Not as outstanding an accomplishment as that might seem, given their idiocy and hubris, but commendable. A good time for reflection and speculation.

    Here's looking forward to five more years of:

    1. Trolls: enough said.

    2. First post: enough said.

    3. Stories run over and over: even if it is not the same "news" item, I know I can look forward to endless stories like "Linux made to run on Potato Clock!" and articles disparaging anything Microsoft, such as "Windows instumental in kidnapping of Lindbergh baby!" I'd post links to the websites, but they'd surely get slashdotted.

    4. Techno-lefty anticapitalism whining: "Whhaaaaa!!! I don't like patents ro copyrights!!!! Intellectual property is just a construct of the bourgeosie to keep the man down!!!! I want my warez!!!"

    5. Anti-corporate whining: "Whhaaaaaa!!! My company just canned me and sent my job to India!!!" or "That darn RIAA wants to make money from the intellectual property it owns!!! It's so, like, unfair that I have to pay for intellectual property. It should, like, be free or something! Why can't I just steal it and spend the money from my pets.com stock on something else I want?"

    6. Anti-Republican whining: "That Ashcroft! He's a white devil! I just know he sodomizes babies after he's done handling snakes for that kooky religious cult he belongs to! He's surely being paid off by big corporate money to put his jack-boot on the neck of the little guys just trying to steal music!" or "That Bush! He's not really the President, you know, he like stole the election or something! All those Republicans are thieves or crooks, I just know it! I read it right here in "Lingusitic Analysis of the Lies and Deviltry of that Moron, George W. Bush" by Noam Chomsky."

    7. Whining: "I submitted this article already, but it was rejected!" and "moderation is so, like, unfair and stuff!" and "meta-moderation is so, like, even more unfair and stuff!"

    8. Time wasting: see my entire worthless post.

    9. Misinformation: "All Republicans are crooks" and "Microsoft is seeking to enslave society".

    10. Religious wars: "BSD is dead!" "Nu-uh!" "Is too!" "OS X is BSD, so it's not dead, it's stronger than ever!" "No, OS X is not really BSD, is a BSD-like operating systems with some passing similarities to BSD. It's more like Apple/BSD."

    and

    "Linux is wayyyyy cooler than NT/2000/XP" "Wait, that should be GNU/linux" "No, It's GNU/Linux" "Well my buddy just calls it Debian" "He must be an apostate or a prostate or prostrate or something...I just read it in the GNU fax on GNU/Linux: 5.2.1(a) subsection 4.33, to wit: "Thou shalt pull from the Holy Hand Grenade one pin and thou shalt count to three, no more and no less, but three, and then thou shalt cast the Holy Hand Grenade at the apostate who referreth to GNU/Linux or its messiah, Richard M. Stallman by any sacreligious name differing from that of the sacred name GNU/Linux and GNU/Christ respectively. Upon the combustion and explosion of the Holy Hand Grenande on or about the person of the apostate, the apostate shall be therefore and henceforth cleansed of all commercial software sin and shall rise again on the third day with the blessing of the GNU/Christ, our savior."

    11. Natalie [Portman] Hershlag's tits: Really guys, they aren't all that great anyway. I've seen fuller and more shapely optical mice.

    I'm sure that there's more, but I'm already somewhat sick to my stomach. I have work to do, too.

    guac-foo or guac-fu or script-fu or something

    1. Re:look for these items for the next 5 yrs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      9. Misinformation: "All Republicans are crooks" and "Microsoft is seeking to enslave society".

      I'm sorry, I didn't notice any misinformation here.

      p.s. I didn't use my real handle cause the Republicans would probably hunt me down under the Patriot Act...

  120. One thing I'm curious about... by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    Are the ads and subscriptions covering the cost?

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  121. Re:Slashdot is more than I NEED A DATE !!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Could somebody on /. insert dates into the article header??? It seems like such a simple thing. Give me a date. dammit.

  122. Why do no stories display the year? by wackybrit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My only main quibble with Slashdot is why aren't YEARS SHOWN ON STORIES!?

    It's great seeing 'October 01'.. but what year is that? Why do Slashdot stories not display the year? It's a pain in the ass when you search for an old story, but all you get is the date and not the year.

    Am I the only one who noticed this yet?

    1. Re:Why do no stories display the year? by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 4, Informative
      My only main quibble with Slashdot is why aren't YEARS SHOWN ON STORIES!?

      It's great seeing 'October 01'.. but what year is that? Why do Slashdot stories not display the year? /i>
      It's not the default, but they easily can. Go to: http://slashdot.org/users.pl?op=edithome and select a "Date/Time Format" that includes the year.
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    2. Re:Why do no stories display the year? by schlach · · Score: 2

      My only main quibble with Slashdot is why aren't YEARS SHOWN ON STORIES!?

      It's cool, go to your 'prefs' page, the setting at the top is "Date/Time Format", a pull down you can use to select different formatting options. Pick one with a year.

      I remember a couple years ago I had the exact same beef, and figured more people would be bitching about it if it couldn't be changed, so poked around til I found out. =) Judging from your moderation, I'd say it's a fairly common grudge.

      cheers

    3. Re:Why do no stories display the year? by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      Shame you can't just specify your own... I'd rather like "Sunday March 21, 2002 @10:00AM" but it's not an option.

    4. Re:Why do no stories display the year? by jdavidb · · Score: 2

      I've got the same gripe. The best format I could get was 10:21 AM -- Tuesday October 01 2002.

    5. Re:Why do no stories display the year? by Evro · · Score: 1

      This is a setting you can change in your preferences. Go to http://slashdot.org/users.pl?op=edithome, it's the first item on the list.

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    6. Re:Why do no stories display the year? by seann · · Score: 1

      Why do no stories display the year? (Score:5, Insightful)
      by wackybrit (newsfeed2@boog.co.uk) on 10:06 Tuesday 01 October 2002 (#4366843)

      check your user prefs

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    7. Re:Why do no stories display the year? by Perdo · · Score: 2

      All stories include a day.

      Put the whole date into Google including the day.

      Like Monday October 12 reveals that date occurred in 1998.

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  123. Re:five years of lost discussions Why do I feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That Anonymous Cowards like myself will be forgotten. Left on a table like an old MickieD hamburger wrapper to suffer the indignities of being put in the trash. WHY!!!

  124. The more things change... by Colin+Walsh · · Score: 1

    I've been around since late August '98, and I have to say that ./ hasn't changed one bit. This especially directed towards those who have some sort of brain-damaged view that ./ was at some point a paragon of tech news reporting. But alas, it's the same ichor and vitriol filled shouting match that it's always been; and I wouldn't have it any other way :)

    Happy B'day Slashdot!

    http colon slash slash slash dot dot org. har.

    Colin

  125. Re:And Now... (OT) by GypC · · Score: 2

    No, that's Shel Silverstein.

    I would attribute it as such, but there's not enough space in a Slashdot sig.

  126. Happy Birthday! by farrellj · · Score: 2

    Gee, Slashdot's membership has certainly grown since I joined...It's been a great ride, and I hope it continues for a long time! Thanx for all the work over the years!

    ttyl
    Farrell

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  127. Where do new users come from? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

    There should be a Slashdot poll in the manner of those after-sales questionnaires: 'how did you find out about Slashdot?'.

    Myself, I started reading after Netscape's announcement that Navigator would be free software (five years later, and they still haven't shipped a version that runs fast enough to use :-P). That was following a link from the Wine newsgroup.

    I'd be particularly interested in the split between those who were inducted into Slashdot by their friends or colleagues ('JOIN USSS...') and those who just found the site browsing the web. And of that latter group, how many followed explicit links and how many came from search engines?

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  128. Who's still around from the "early" days? by Ricdude · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As you can see from my user id number, I've been around here for a while. And I didn't even get an account for a while... Anyone with a lower id still around? What do *you* remember from 5 years ago?

    Reminiscing for a minute: Remember when...

    * the Enlightenment window manager was still using DR (development release) in the versions?
    * having to download 50 different graphics libraries to install Enlightenment?
    * the first time someone told you to run "ldconfig -v" ?
    * the first time someone told you to run "rm -rf /, as root" (or similar destructive advice)?
    * a time before GNOME vs. KDE, because there was neither?
    * you were the only kid on your block (in your school, at your job) who knew what an mp3 was?
    * big companies announcing Linux support was a big deal?
    * when XFree86 supported about 10 video cards?

    What else?

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    1. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Enlightenment window manager was still using DR (development release) in the versions?
      * having to download 50 different graphics libraries to install Enlightenment?

      wait till you see enlightenment now...heh that number has tripled.

    2. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

      the Enlightenment window manager was still using DR (development release) in the versions?

      I remember running E on my NT workstation! Don't remember how I did this, but it was most certainly the fault of Slashdot.

      Of course I also remember running MkLinux DR1 on a PowerCC Macintosh Clone at least a year BSE (Before Slashdot Era)

    3. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by goon · · Score: 2

      >Anyone with a lower id still around?

      yep.

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    4. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by Leebert · · Score: 1

      > > Anyone with a lower id still around?
      >
      > yep.

      yep.

    5. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by Falke · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there are plenty of us still around.

    6. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by Tenareth · · Score: 1

      I didn't register for a while, there was the battle over tracking information, etc. I was here the day they went live though.

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    7. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by Jacco+de+Leeuw · · Score: 2
      They should add a sort option "Lowest user id first"... :-)

      Hm, come to think of it, this might actually be useful!

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    8. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by tweakt · · Score: 2
      when XFree86 supported about 10 video cards?
      EXCEPT the Wietek P9100 (Diamond Viper Pro Video), which, for the longest time, it never supported. I know this because my friend had this card, pretty funny... not to him though...
    9. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by patrikr · · Score: 1

      > > > Anyone with a lower id still around?
      > >
      > > yep.
      >
      > yep.

      yep. :-)

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    10. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by Phantasmagoria · · Score: 1

      Beat this!

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    11. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by patrikr · · Score: 1

      Ahem. :)

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    12. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this guy?!??

    13. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by zonker · · Score: 0

      yep. ;)

    14. Re:Who's still around from the "early" days? by zonker · · Score: 0

      done.

  129. +1, Nostalgic? by Xouba · · Score: 1

    I don't remember when I registered, but I think it was this same year, or the previous O:-) Anyway, I knew /. since a few years ago, because of a friend of mine. I remember him sticking a Hemos and Taco picture in our LUG's HQ, and it was something like:

    - (me) Who's that?
    + (him) Rob Malda
    - Who?
    + Rob Malda, the one from Slashdot
    - Slashwhat?

    And a couple years after, IIRC, there it came Barrapunto, the spanish /. cousin. And then everyone started to put "weblogs" online, and we all were going to do great things with Linux, and it was going to rule the world, and ...

    <depressive>

    Sigh. I remember that those years I was hoping for the "good years" to come. And now I realize that those were the good years.

    </depressive>

    Anyway, congrats /. Keep up the good work.

  130. congrats by cwells · · Score: 1

    happy birthday! congrats! this site isnt what it used to be but i still enjoy it. thanks and keep up the good work.

    cwells

    http://www.biker-needs-a-harley.org/

  131. Re:You guys are phonies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux is still on version 2.4 you illiterate moron.

  132. Happy Birthday by eadint · · Score: 1

    Yea i remember some time around 97 someone telling me about slashdot. ' dude its a site dedicated to geeks like us' i was hooked from day one. keep up the good work

  133. Re:Slashdots New Motto I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the life of a troll (anonymous coward) is like?
    How does an anonymous coward find his old posts?
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    Well being an AC has its ups and downs. I don't have to remember yet ANOTHER password for yet another system. Yes I can post what I want with impunity but to have any style at this job you have to act like a Real person and that means do not get personal. I have to tell you that in only about 5 months I have become a regular on this site and quite enjoy the rapport of talking online with my fellow geeks. Really. Posting anonymously is quite wonderful. As long as it is not abused it is vital to free speech on the internet.

  134. jump the wha? by Servo · · Score: 1

    Ok, what the heck does "Jump the shark" mean?

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    1. Re:jump the wha? by ellem · · Score: 2
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  135. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Tom Ridge moves 'Threat Level' to red (*SEVERE*) saying:

    "Slashdot.org, an online Mecca for geek-terrorist-hacker-wannabes and open source, bomb-making, Linux-loving losers, celebrates it's five anniversary today --- and yes, that's five as in PENTAGON and PENTAGRAM!!! You may also note that today's date, 10-1, if mathematically analyzed as 10 minus 1, or 9, and then 10 plus 1, or 11, is symbolically "9-11" in a perverse cyber-like way. So after assessing the potential threat of government website defacement, script-kiddies attacks, and---I believe they call it---'slashdotting' in celebration of this anarchist holiday, I urge all Americans across America to wake up and smell the terror, people!"

  136. K5 by yerricde · · Score: 1

    yerricde, why have you been so trollish lately?

    For one thing, "troll" and "truth" both have the same first letters and the same number of letters: five. The same number of years Slashdot has been up. The same number that appears in Kuro5hin's name.

    And you don't even *seem* to have a K5 account.

    In fact, I do; it's just not under my usual nicks on Slashcode sites ("yerricde" or "tepples"). Anybody with knowledge of fairy tales in the Spanish language could figure out my K5 nick given the domain of my web site.

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    1. Re:K5 by daeley · · Score: 2

      For one thing, "troll" and "truth" both have the same first letters and the same number of letters: five.

      So do "tripe" and "trash". ;D

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    2. Re:K5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do "tripe"

      Beef stomach lining, used as food. So?

      and "trash"

      One of the most useful computer metaphors for deleting a file. Point?

    3. Re:K5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beef stomach lining, used as food.

      Another reason why I'm vegan.

  137. Re:Slashdot is more than I NEED A DATE !!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not joking. Plus I resent the fact that you are burning up my virtual Karma.

  138. /. memories... by ellem · · Score: 2

    Ahh I remember it well.

    Linux World NYC, a bunch of fat guys answering questions on a Jabba The Hut set. Me wandering over to FreeBSD and seeing the BSD Grrls in red latex. Me posting rants about the FreeBSD grrls in red latex. Getting modded up for my:

    LaTex it's not just for text processing anymore

    post.

    But what I want to know is:

    How many first posts?

    How many Beowulf Clusters?

    How many hot grits down Natalie Portman's pants?

    How many polls w/o CowboyNeal?

    How many karma points do I really have?

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  139. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  140. break out the party favors! by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 2
    *nix:
    perl -e'$\=" ";print ((qw/happy birthday to you , dear slashdot.../,$/)[$_])for(7,0..4,7,0..4,7,0..1,4..7 ,0..3,7)'

    DOS:
    perl -e"$\=' ';print ((qw/happy birthday to you , dear slashdot.../,$/)[$_])for(7,0..4,7,0..4,7,0..1,4..7 ,0..3,7)"

    Next verse of "How old are you now?..." coming in version 2.0. See stores for details

  141. Re:How many other websites have been around this l by krs-one · · Score: 2

    TDN - toolshed.down.net

    ToolShed.Down.Net, its the #1 fan site for the band TOOL, and its been around for 7 years, and I don't even think its ad supported.

    -Vic

  142. slashdotted by Frac · · Score: 2

    the site in question seems to be heavily slashdotted, so here's a mirror:

    Slashdot Turns 5
    Posted by CmdrTaco on 09:00 AM October 1st, 2002
    from the break-out-the-birthday-cake dept.

    As much as I avoid discussing Slashdot on Slashdot, I figured I'd just take a moment to say that Slashdot is 5 years old now. I've written a Journal Entry with a few more comments on the subject. And yes we know we jumped the shark about a week after we registered the domain name, but we just don't care! Here's hoping we're here 5 years from now doing exactly the same thing with the same folks. (As a side note, due to a data importing bug, we really don't know exactly when we made our debut, but I spent september 97 putting the site together... and when we went live, we didn't even have comments for the first week or so!)

  143. I was not there to witness /.'s birth by krouic · · Score: 1

    Because my son happens to be born that same day.

    Happy 5th birthday to Slashdot and Tanguy.

  144. Because Pets can't comment on /. by geistbear · · Score: 1

    A damn shame because if Pets could it might raise the level of debate.

  145. Coincidence? by RareHeintz · · Score: 2
    Am I the only one who finds it amusing that this story was posted immediately after this one?

    OK,
    - B

  146. Every slashdot reader... by velcrokitty · · Score: 1

    should enter their own little mark on this anniversary...

    This one is mine...

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  147. Re:How many other websites have been around this l by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    My site poetrycontestonline.com has been around in some incarnation since early 1996 (under a geocities domain though until around 1998). There are many many small sites that have been around forever.

    I think a better question would be, "how many sites that get tons of traffic and that aren't run by huge corporations have been around that long?".

    It's trivial to keep a page up that gets 1000 hits a week. One that gets 100,000 hits a day is a little more challenging.

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  148. Re:How many other websites have been around this l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're on cheap crack if you think slashdot or any site is "ad-supported". Ad revenues are almost entirely for VA's own products, making slashdot itself a very expensive ad. What ad revenue they do get probably doesn't even cover slashdot's bandwidth bill, let alone pay Taco and Hemos's salaries.

  149. Doing the same thing in 5 years by fobbman · · Score: 2

    "Here's hoping we're here 5 years from now doing exactly the same thing with the same folks."

    We'll accuse you of a repost of old news then, too.

  150. Re:You guys are phonies by ozbon · · Score: 1

    That's Red Hat 8.0 not Linux itself.

    Nice Troll though.

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  151. are you pin0cchio? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see... pin eight... spanish for "eight" is "ocho"... fairy tales... "Pinocho" spanish for Pinocchio... You're not talking about pin0cchio, are you? Some of the Bono Act stuff he spews matches the Bono Act stuff you spew.

    1. Re:are you pin0cchio? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You damned AC figured me out!

  152. Sounds great! by sehryan · · Score: 2

    "Here's hoping we're here 5 years from now doing exactly the same thing with the same folks"

    YES! Another 5 years of bad spelling and duplicate stories. Long live /.!

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  153. Is this the first story? by Wubby · · Score: 1

    I looked around and only found this as the oldest story on the site.
    Dec, 31 1997

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    1. Re:Is this the first story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you tell what year it is?

    2. Re:Is this the first story? by Wubby · · Score: 1

      This is the daily view of that day:
      http://slashdot.org/index.pl?issue=19971231& mo de=

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  154. How about adding the year? by Deven · · Score: 2

    Since Slashdot has been around for years, and the stories are archived for years, isn't it about time to actually display the year in the dateline of the story?

    This story already says "Tuesday October 01, @09:00AM" -- if we're spelling out the day of the week and the month, surely we can afford a few extra characters to identify the year for posterity? "Tuesday October 01, 2002, @09:00AM" isn't that much longer, after all...

    (As an aside, it also looks a little odd to pad the day of the month with a leading zero when words are spelled out in full...)

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    1. Re:How about adding the year? by Bill+Privatus · · Score: 1

      I'll second that. Every search I get, I have to wonder what year the results are from...!

      Sometimes you can figure it out. Sometimes it doesn't matter (the search result is useful "in any case"). And...sometimes it's not worth trying :-)

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  155. BDay by ThePlumber2 · · Score: 1

    Happy fucken birthday!!! Good job guys.

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  156. Re:/. doesn't delete posts It may have been a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    low moment in the history of /. But it was a turning point for me in my new crusade against the cult of scientology. Thank you slashdot. Maybe I will have to just paraphrase the crap from Co$ instead of posting complete sections. I ask you though. How do we protect the naive and innocent from the scourge of Scientology.

  157. You sick bastards! by paiute · · Score: 1

    I thought goatse.cx was a linux site, so I tried to look at it at work. IT is going to check the logs anyday now. You bastards.

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  158. Isn't this the perfect date for an by XiC · · Score: 1

    Beowolf-jabber-based-dotGNU/Linux-based cluster of /.'s?

  159. Reformatting dates by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2

    This link provides you with an dropdown of alternate ways of displaying a date. Enjoy!

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  160. Remembrance by red_dragon · · Score: 2

    For old time's sake, I shall now recall one of Slashdot's very first trolls:

    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPT !!!

    Oh, Glorious Meept, where in bloody hell are you?

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  161. I'm trying to decide.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... when, exactly, it was that the phrase "jumped the shark" jumped the shark.

  162. Happy Birthday by enkidu55 · · Score: 1

    I know I don't join in as many discussions as I probably should but I would like to say thanks to all those at /. for helping be a part of a movement that has continued growth and success.

    Don't feel bad because its cheesy. You know you like the warm fuzzies too.

  163. Re:How about adding the year? Contestant #3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are the third person to ask this question and it just so happens that the 2 people posted about the same question at EXACTLY the same time.

  164. From the "Who Cares" Department.... by quan74 · · Score: 1

    Of course, it's big news when /. turns five, but When google turned four the other day did you see anything about it on slashdot? Probably not, because all of the stories submitted for Goggle's B-Day were mysteriously rejected. Now, be honest, who do you think has given more to the online and open source communities, slashdot.org(and banner ads) or google.com(and /linux)?

    Oh well, maybe next year when they turn five they'll be worthy....

    </rant>

    Oh and just for the /. editors (what little karma I have be damned):
    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY GOOGLE!!!!

  165. Re:You guys are phonies by plugger · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I might download the RedHat ISOs later this week. What is the URL for the WinXP ISO again? I seem to have forgotten.

    (Yes, I bit. It's a boring afternoon over here).

  166. Re:How many other websites have been around this l by karmawarrior · · Score: 1

    Yahoo?

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  167. Re:You guys are phonies by gehel · · Score: 1

    Once again, you didnt make any difference between "free as in beer" and "free as in speech" ! There is no problem in selling free software, at whatever price you want !

    Besides that, you can always download RedHat (and all other distro) from the net !

  168. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD by ROBOKATZ · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Stop saying "JUMPED THE SHARK"!! It appeared in an article about 4 months ago and now everyone is using it because it makes them feel smart. FUCKING STOP IT!! IT'S A DUMB FUCKING PHRASE, IT'S REALLY FREAKING RETARDED!!

  169. New year's resolution by ortholattice · · Score: 2

    Perhaps it's time to Quit Slashdot.org Today! Excerpt: I have friends who were once tremendously productive programmers, until they started reading Slashdot. Then, the endless stream of links, updated a dozen times a day no less (so you don't go once a day to get your fix; instead, you keep a window open and hit reload every twenty minutes or so), steadily seduced them, until they eventually became babbling idiots, dribbling saliva from the corners of their mouths, ranting on the forums about the relative merits of Karma Whores and Anonymous Cowards.

  170. Happy Birthday and thanks for a unique site... by SwedishChef · · Score: 5, Informative

    Oh sure... it's not so unique any more but that's because you guys turned back all the code for the site to the community so there are Slashdot clones all over the place. When I first stumbled across /. it was truly unique. It was the first interactive site I found that gave Linux users a place to come to for news about an OS that back then was pretty much unheard of. And then, miracle of the Web, we could even add to the articles!!!

    "Unheard of in 1997?" you ask. Let me give you an example. In 1997 my daughter was a sophomore at the local community college. In a computer course she was given an assignment to write a report on an operating system that was not made by Microsoft.

    Since I was her Dad... and I had used Linux since 1993, she wrote her report on Linux and I helped her. She did a great job but only received a B. The instructor wrote across her paper, "marked down because Linux is a nonexistent system". The instructor thought she had meant to write the report about Unix and got the name wrong!

    So if we've been pushy here on our forum we have good reason. Even now the rest of the media pretty much doesn't understand the Linux movement. They don't understand the "support" issue (I suppose hiring competent people is too much to ask). They don't understand the technical issues (two MS programmers were once given credit for "inventing" symbolic links). And, they don't understand the social issues (we're a community, dammit!).

    I am proud to be a Linux advocate and a /. user. And I want Slashdot to know it. Happy birthday.

    And thanks. :)

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    1. Re:Happy Birthday and thanks for a unique site... by Ari+Rahikkala · · Score: 2
      The instructor wrote across her paper, "marked down because Linux is a nonexistent system". The instructor thought she had meant to write the report about Unix and got the name wrong!
      Did you correct the guy?
    2. Re:Happy Birthday and thanks for a unique site... by SamTheButcher · · Score: 1
      Holy crap. The instructor hadn't heard of Linux? I'd heard of Linux in 1997 (MkLinux for Macs, but still) and I don't have a CS degree, much less teach the stuff.

      It's like my university-level astronomy teacher that said it takes 4 minutes for light to travel from the Sun to the Earth. I was appalled.

  171. Happy birthday by grotle · · Score: 1

    .. isn't it more than 5??

  172. First Post, Pshaw. by evacuate_the_bull · · Score: 1

    How long before the first goatse.cx appeared? (and when will they end, sigh...)

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  173. old /. on wayback! by evacuate_the_bull · · Score: 1

    wayback has a really old slashdot archived here. hey, guess what, on Dec 20 '97 (my birthday!) we were saying netscape sucks and IE is a little better. wow, not much changes in 5 years after all ;)

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  174. Reading Slashdot Before Slashdot by x+mani+x · · Score: 2

    I remember regularly visiting "rob malda's linux page" (or whatever it was called) for AfterStep mods and other similar things. Then Rob says, and I'm paraphrasing, "don't read my journal anymore, I got a news site up and running" ... Slashdot!

    Considering how long I've been reading Slashdot, it really surprises me that it's been only 5 years. It really seems longer than that. I agree with CmdrTaco with the hope that this site doesn't change much in 5 years. Even the design of the site (remember the uproar over the grey backdrop in late 1997 ?? ouch!).

    Thanks Rob and everyone else for the great site. I think this is a good time for me to go and drop another $20 to supporting Slashdot. Keep up the great work!

  175. Waxing Nostalgic by pez · · Score: 1

    Here is an email I sent to Taco in 1998, when Slashdot was still privately held. How funny!

    >I don't know if you saw the following article, but EarthWeb recently
    >IPO'd to the tune of almost $400 million dollars. Their draw? They
    >have a web site that attracts technically-savvy viewers. The
    >upshot? Because of their targeted audience they can charge a very
    >high $68 CPM.
    >
    >Lessee... if we take /.'s statistics of 300,000 page views
    >yesterday, and multiply by $68/1000, we get $20,400. Multiplying
    >that by 365 days in a year we get a lofty $7.4 million dollars.
    >Compare that to EarthWeb's paltry $1.9 million for the first three
    >quarters of 1998, and we estimate that /. is roughly three times
    >bigger.
    >
    >Now, from a recent story we learned that not only is /. paying for
    >itself, it's allowing you to draw a salary and pay your rent as
    >well. We can conclude that /. is actually *making* money, as
    >opposed to EarthWeb, which is losing money to the tune of roughly
    >$7.5 million dollars a year.
    >
    >Taking all of this very scientific data into account, if /. went
    >public, one could expect the market capitalization to be greater
    >than $1.2 billion (yes, that's billion) dollars.
    >
    >;-)
    >
    >-Pez

  176. Meta-discussion by Novus · · Score: 1
    As much as I avoid discussing Slashdot on Slashdot,

    Congratulations. You've now discussed discussing Slashdot on Slashdot on Slashdot. In pointing this out I've discussed discussing discussing Slashdot on Slashdot on Slashdot on Slashdot, which means I've discussed discussing discussing discussing Slashdot on Slashdot on Slashdot on Slashdot on Slashdot, which implies that...
    Stack overflow. Aborting...

  177. Re:How many other websites have been around this l by Porag_Spliffing · · Score: 1
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  178. A remark by Ektanoor · · Score: 2

    First Happy Birthday to all of you, those I like and those I don't like. Anyway, it's you have made it together and hope to see this team for some more years. Only hope that some of you over there would be more careful on the quality of the posts...

    And now the remark. 5 years passed and the big huge feature of /. is not comemorating it? Has CowBoyNeal go on holiday? Where's the Pool?

  179. Mod up parent by Raul654 · · Score: 2

    Very funny. Speaking of which, were are all the other people with low user #'s?

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    1. Re:Mod up parent by jandrese · · Score: 2

      Dunno. Slashdot was already moderatly big by the time the logins were implemented (remember how at first you were assigned a completely random unchangeable password?). I'd imagine most of the low UIN folks have moved on to greener pastures, gotten a wife and kids, or just forgot their password and had to get a new account.

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      I read the internet for the articles.
    2. Re:Mod up parent by BrianH · · Score: 5, Informative

      Some idiots forgot their original passwords and had to create new accounts (like me). I remember creating this account and thinking ""A user number in the THIRTEEN THOUSANDS?!?! Everyone will think I'm a freaking n00b!" I don't feel so bad now though :-)

      Unfortunately, most of the early people moved on. Slashdot used to be a very different thing than it is today, with far fewer posts per thread, and with more of an emphasis on discussion than comments. The moderation system kinda did away with that by breaking the linearity of most comments and hiding some others, and the massive influx of new users made those types of discussions unfeasible anyway. When this all happened, many of us whined and complained, but a huge number of users simply left.

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    3. Re:Mod up parent by mistered · · Score: 1
      Well, I've got a low-ish user number (28404) and you stole my sig.

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      Enjoy your job, make lots of money, work within the law. Choose any two.
    4. Re:Mod up parent by pez · · Score: 1

      There's another thread on this article where I saw user #7. With Taco & Hemos at #1 and #2 respectively, that's pretty impressive.

      -Pez

    5. Re:Mod up parent by daeley · · Score: 2

      Christ, nowadays *my* user number is lowish. :)

      <old>Back in my day we used to post to /. with flint and steel! And we liked it!</old>

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    6. Re:Mod up parent by irix · · Score: 2

      Indeed. When I got my current UID it was during a big upswing of account creation (just around the time Netscape was going to be open sourced). I remember feeling like such a n00b when they introduced moderation and my UID was too high to qualify at first.

      I too don't feel so bad now, but I still feel humbled by the 1 and 2 digit UID people ;-)

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      Do you even know anything about perl? -- AC Replying to Tom Christiansen post.
    7. Re:Mod up parent by Loligo · · Score: 1

      >"A user number in the THIRTEEN THOUSANDS?!?!
      >Everyone will think I'm a freaking n00b!"

      THIRTEEN thousands?

      Freakin' n00b.

      -l

    8. Re:Mod up parent by Snafoo · · Score: 2

      I know, I feel your pain.

      My reaction to useraccounts was,

      "Oh, faugh, it'll never take off, no need to register..." I believe I held off for months, perhaps almost a year.

      I *could* have a priceless four-digit number, but nooo :(

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      - undoware.ca
    9. Re:Mod up parent by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      I read slashdot for quite a while before getting an account. I think I registered in early to mid 99 - but not really sure.

      I always used to read the articles between tasks at work - no time or interest in commenting way back then.

      but now.... I spend too much time on this site.

      but I still have a high UID considering its about three+ish years old - and /. is only 5.

    10. Re:Mod up parent by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      Indeed. When I got my current UID it was during a big upswing of account creation (just around the time Netscape was going to be open sourced). I remember feeling like such a n00b when they introduced moderation and my UID was too high to qualify at first.

      I always just thought, "Eh, I'll never post on here." *cough* 1605 comments *cough*

      I suppose that is low for how low my UID is. Can you believe they're up to 600,000 now?

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    11. Re:Mod up parent by KingKurly · · Score: 1

      >THIRTEEN thousands?

      TWELVE thousands?

      *shrug* :P

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      It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
    12. Re:Mod up parent by xneilj · · Score: 1

      Thirteen Thousands?!

      I just sit here and *dream* of having an ID in the thirteen thousands... ;)

      A N00b.

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    13. Re:Mod up parent by odaiwai · · Score: 2

      Jeez, yer UID's 54 and you've only posted 48 comments? That's less than ten per year?

    14. Re:Mod up parent by Pasc · · Score: 1

      I'm still reading. Despite my low user number, I've only been reading /. for a bit over four years. By the time user accounts appeared, however, I was hooked.

    15. Re:Mod up parent by dieMSdie · · Score: 2

      I think a lot of folks held off for a long time. I held off for close to a year! I was a regular reader, and one day I really wanted to comment, so I took the plunge. At least I haven't forgotten my password since then...

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      Don't throw your computer out the window, throw the Windows out of your computer!
    16. Re:Mod up parent by pez · · Score: 1

      I do a lot of reading and absorbing ;-)

      Seriously, I do read /. every day -- most days at least a few times. When I feel like I have something to add that would be interesting to someone else, only then do I post. (OK, so today seems to be a big exception to that rule ;-)

      -Pez

    17. Re:Mod up parent by Phil+Gregory · · Score: 2

      Most of them have probably drifted on to other things. I suspect that part of the reason the UIDs are so high is because people drop by, create an account, and then never use it again. (The other reason, of course, is that there are a lot of people reading the site...)

      Slashdot's also changed a bit since the days of user accounts. (And when the accounts were created, it had already gone through a lot of changes.) A lot more people post and comment on things, more stories get submitted (so repeats occur)... The site is now a lot bigger and has lost a lot of the imtimate feeling it had when it was small. That, I suspect has driven people away. I used to post pretty regularly, but my contribusions have been dropping off for some time. (I think I posted more before user accounts than after, for instance.) Nowadays, there's usually already someone who's said what I would have said so I don't need to post. It's also really burdensome to read all the other posts before saying things myself. I almost never make toplevel posts anymore.

      Basically, I think many of those people aren't around because they were attracted to the Slashdot of the time, which doesn't exist anymore.



      --Phil (And I still miss Meept.)
      --
      355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation!
    18. Re:Mod up parent by Zarf · · Score: 2

      Does 5735 count as a low UIN? I just kinda lurked around for a time before making a login. Then I forgot the password... but in a blaze of inspiration I remembered it again.

      Good thing too, those other pastures smelled funny. Do you have any idea what they spread around over there to make them so green?

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    19. Re:Mod up parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never trust anyone with a user id over 260!!! They LIE!!!

      (if only I hadn't forgotten my password and changed email addresses to my first account)

    20. Re:Mod up parent by jbrw · · Score: 2

      hello

    21. Re:Mod up parent by MoNickels · · Score: 2

      Not as low as some, but I've been around here a while...

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      Wordnik, a dictionary project which aims to collect

    22. Re:Mod up parent by scottm · · Score: 1

      I'm still here too. Mostly just read, though... I remember there being a lot of threats about leaving when the moderation system was young, maybe people followed through?

      Or they just forgot their passwords...

    23. Re:Mod up parent by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      wouldn't that be...
      Never trust anyone with a user id over 2600 ?

      sorry .. I just had to

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      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order- Ed Howdershelt Via Tass
    24. Re:Mod up parent by rodent · · Score: 1
      I *could* have a priceless four-digit number, but nooo :(

      Pfft....try 3 digets, baby! :)

      --
      rodent...
      Tactical nuclear weapons are a viable alternative!
    25. Re:Mod up parent by Zarquon · · Score: 1

      We're in hiding.

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      "'Tis great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults, greater to tell him his." --Poor Richard's Almanac
    26. Re:Mod up parent by kubrick · · Score: 2

      I was much the same -- although I think I remember reading and enjoying /. while the highest UIDs were around 11,000... I always find user registration schemes intrusive, so I put it off for a while :)

      Oh well, it still makes me one of the first 5% of registered users, I guess, seeing comments from users > 600,000.

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      deus does not exist but if he does
    27. Re:Mod up parent by superfly · · Score: 1

      I'm still here lurking. I've had to go from reading every comment on every story to reading some stories at a threshold of 3...

    28. Re:Mod up parent by h3 · · Score: 1

      I held off until I realized I could use user preferences to turn off Jon Katz posts.

      -h3

    29. Re:Mod up parent by mitheral · · Score: 1

      Slashboxes convinced me to sign up, like everyone one else I didn't see much point to logging in until then.

  180. Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever talked to a girl without giving your credit card number first?

    1. Re:Seriously by Multiple+Sanchez · · Score: 1

      Yes, when I was negotiating a cash transaction with a prostitute.

  181. Re:How many other websites have been around this l by Zathrus · · Score: 3, Informative

    Blue's News

    It's not quite as popular as /., but it's a pretty widely respected gaming news site.

    As Blue's tagline says: "Established 1995. Over an eighth of a billion visitors since 1997."

    AnandTech and Tom's Hardware are also up there.

    Frankly, a lot of sites have been around since 1997. Find some non-university/corporate sites that have been around for 10 years with (relatively) high hit counts and it's more meaningful.

  182. Wooo hooo ! Slashdot goes to Kindergarten by vichman · · Score: 0


    remember, don't let go of the rope.

  183. Re:Slashdots New Motto I wonder LYNX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until I can create an account using LYNX I will remain an anonymous coward.

  184. 5 years already? by kolbeinn · · Score: 1

    Better get back to work then.

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    End of line
  185. FIRST GOOGLE by raduga · · Score: 1
    Near as I can tell,

    On November 4, 1997.

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    First, nothing begins if not opening
  186. Another reason to like /. by ThePeeWeeMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The best way to get lots of material for debates is to read /. and the comments at -1. =P

    Also, the best way to get lost is to read /. at -1, but that's another thing altogether.

    Happy birthday /., and please continue to be provocative!

  187. Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

  188. This *was* posted already... by HoldmyCauls · · Score: 1

    A year ago, even. They just changed the number. :

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  189. Birthdays... by ovit · · Score: 0

    Cool... I have the same birthday as /.

    tony

  190. Check again by roystgnr · · Score: 2

    I've got an emailed reply to one of my slashdot posts in January 1998, even though I don't have a user password email until September. I suspect September is just when Rob made permanent user accounts possible, so you may have been reading the site before then.

    1. Re:Check again by singularity · · Score: 2

      Sure enough, you seem to be correct. Searching all of my mailboxes for "slashdot" shows me where I might have originally heard of Slashdot.

      1) A friend of mine wanted a hard to pronounce website and was disasppointed that "slashdot.org" was taken. This was March of 1998.

      2) I was also on the BeInfo mailing list (a mailing list for the actual company, not a fan email list) that talks about a discussion on slashdot about Be. This was August of 1998.

      Later I reference an article in an email I wrote in August of 1998, so I had to have been reading it before September 1998.

      My best guess is that I started in August of 1998, but I am not sure.

      I just realized that I joined the BeInfo mailing list on issue #10, in February of 1996. The last one, about 160 mailings later, was in June of 1999.

      I joined the SmallDog mailing list in January of 1998.

      Does anyone else remember the Yoyodyne mailing list? I was on that list for issue #5 in July, 1995. That list is no more, as well (I think they got bought out by yahoo games or someone)

      I joined distributed.net in July, 1998.

      I was on a Power Computing mailing list, apparently, and have the announcement of their very first computers in April of 1995.

      I joined a Wired mailing list in April of 1995.

      My oldest saved email message (not archived on 3.5" disk somewhere) is an outgoing message from November of 1993. it is actually in response to an email I received, apparently.

      I had been online since 1991, but I only started saving emails around that November of 1993.

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      - (c) 2018 Hank Zimmerman
    2. Re:Check again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You SUCK, stop pissing me of commie!

    3. Re:Check again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO, YOU suck, stop pissing me off NAZI!!

    4. Re:Check again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You damn communist!

    5. Re:Check again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You damn nazi!

    6. Re:Check again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not angry at me, your only
      mad at that damn lamness filter.
      Its all missdirected rage.

    7. Re:Check again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yah, thats right.
      Lets be friends, Mr. Nazi.

    8. Re:Check again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah right, you stupid NAZI!

  191. Dude, this story was on The Register a week ago! by nobodyman · · Score: 2


    Also, I submitted this story and it was rejected! What gives!!! ;-)

  192. Re:How many other websites have been around this l by MsGeek · · Score: 2

    Animation World Network has been continuously up since early 1996. http://www.awn.com/ . Very cool site.

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  193. Jumped the Shark? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    Not til you were bought by Andover at least!

  194. China National Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How come Slashdot birthday is on the same day as China's National Day?

    *ponder*

  195. Re:How many other websites have been around this l by techwolf · · Score: 1

    According to their history page, Macintouch, est. its web presence in '94.

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    I don't do this for karma, I do it for cash. It's much better.
  196. Slashdot on Slashdot by wowbagger · · Score: 2

    It is understandable why you might want to avoid the appearance of blowing your own horn, but perhaps a Slashdot meta-section might keep the myriad complaints about (moderation|metamoderation|karma|layout|...) from cluttering the other sections.

    Yes, I know Brand X has this, but perhaps /. should as well.

  197. Re:You guys are phonies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats GNU/Red Hat to you, buddy!

  198. Hear,hear! Long live /. by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 1

    Yeah , Congratulations and salutations to all you guys and all the staff that kept it real through the years. Now I hope that you guys can find a way to make a lot of money.Maybe you already do!
    Anyway, even here on the shit-side of earth in South Africa, /. is the only site that I check >20 a day, at night and on weekends and (almost) always enjoy.
    Good stuff!

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    "I used to have that really cool,funny sig ,but it got stolen."
  199. Obligatory archive.org link by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 2
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  200. Screaming.com, kickin' ass since 94. by sideshow · · Score: 1

    My dad bought (did I say bought? Back then ICANN gave them out for free) screaming.com in '94 and put up his first website. Problem is, it's the same damn website.

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    Hollow words will burn and hollow men will burn.

  201. hot grits by stud9920 · · Score: 2

    I am a 2000 newbie, and in the 2 1/2 years I read slashdot I did not experience the hot "grits" and the "np petrified in stone (sic)" trolls. Can an old timer explain me ?

    1. Re:hot grits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real fun is at negative one.

      Read it and you will become enlightened.

  202. Re:How about adding the year? Contestant #3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what? It's a damn good suggestion. I have no idea why this problem was not fixed four years ago. What good is an archive if you don't know what the freakin' year is on the story you pull from the archives?

  203. Re:You guys are phonies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's now 5:25, and I'm relaxing at home :p

  204. Almost in 1st grade by HitchHik · · Score: 1

    I guess beeing fine puts /. close to the point where its time to enter 1st grade. Time to learn how to read, write and socially behave ... YUK :)

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    1. Re:Almost in 1st grade by HitchHik · · Score: 1

      I guess I need to go back to 1st grade.

      fine = five

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  205. There are now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    612895 users. Thats some fast uptake...

  206. And now you're about to have that domain taken... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Screaming Systems (SCREAMING-DOM)
    27138 Langside Ave.
    Canyon Country, CA 91351
    US

    Domain Name: SCREAMING.COM

    Administrative Contact:
    Messick, Tom (TM330)
    tommessick@SCREAMING.COM
    Screaming Systems
    27138 Langside
    Canyon Country, CA 91351
    US
    (999) 999-9999

    I've reported your inaccurate telephone number to InterNIC. (This is, of course, grounds for termination of your domain name lease.)

    Ok, I didn't. Blah.

  207. Re:How many other websites have been around this l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That are not corporate sites, like Microsoft.com, etc

    I'm talking...ad-supported.


    Here's one that I'm a member of, that's been around since 1995, whose entire business exists completely on the internet, and who is largely supported not by banner ads, but by other sponsoring members like myself: iATN. (It's an automotive technicians network... head over there if you are looking for a smart automotive tech in your neck of the woods.)

  208. Ob HHGTTG reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Boo! There's your "under 100"!

    Bummer you were two UIDs too late, tho ;-)

    1. Re:Ob HHGTTG reference by Zack · · Score: 1

      yeah.. 42 would have been nice... And the odd thing is that I read and posted without an account for a long time... then I finally had something to say and made an account. I don't even remember what was so important.

    2. Re:Ob HHGTTG reference by magg · · Score: 1

      hehe, buy mine? ;)

      magg

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    3. Re:Ob HHGTTG reference by Zack · · Score: 1

      You bastard!! I feel so old now!! ;-)

      So what's up, old timer? Good to see not all the old hats have left. You're the first non-staff person I've seen with a UID lower than mine in some years! Granted, I don't check UIDs often, but still. It's good to have long time people around. I tend to trust them more. Perhaps we should set up an old timers group.

    4. Re:Ob HHGTTG reference by magg · · Score: 1

      Hehe ;) I actually got offered $10USD for my uid once :D

      I'm lurking around here about once a day, but don't post much, so that's why you haven't seen me :)

      Let's see how this web of trust turns out, and friend each others ;) That's a start :)

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      magg
  209. Happy Birthday Slashdot! by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 2
    :)

  210. Funny by waldoj · · Score: 2

    [Sorry, Waldo, you just did not sign up soon enough to qualify as an "old timer" to me... grin...]

    *Laugh*

    It's funny how we all set our own threshhold for such things, ensuring that wherever we set our cutoff, it includes us. :) I figure anything under 10,000 is relatively old-timerish; again, a figure that carefully includes myself and few people that joined after me. :)

    I must say that a distinct change over the years has been a loss of community. I no longer see the same names as often as I once did. I now irrationally rely on low UIDs to determine the relative merits of comment, as opposed to saying "hey, isn't that [Nate Fox | singularity | Zow | Noke]?" There's just too many names and too many comments. This is less of a complaint and more of a lament, I suppose, but I do miss that aspect of /.

    -Waldo Jaquith

  211. 2,224th Post. by sulli · · Score: 2

    I'll admit it, I'm a fucking junkie. Got my uid sometime in 2000, and haven't been able to stay away since! Thanks guys for a fun site - despite all the problems, there's nothing else like it.

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    sulli
    RTFJ.
  212. Gee, Slashdot is 12 in human years... by MojoRilla · · Score: 1

    Considering the internet (universe) has only been around for 33 years (see here for details), that would make slashdot something like 12 in human years.

    Put another way, Slashdot has been around for 15% of the total time of the internet. What did people do before slashdot? Probably were a lot more involved in usenet news (before spam).

    And what does that mean for the future of slashdot? Now that its highly saturated and ad driven, the pioneers will move on. Will it continue to be the hip, anti-corporate, nerd web site we know and love? Only time will tell. Congrats, slashdot, hope to see you in another 5 years

  213. 35 years in "InterNet Time" by peter303 · · Score: 2

    Internet time is like dog years: seven times faster than non-internet time, as they used to say in the rise and fall of the dot.comony.

  214. This just in ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shortly after his recent death, Stephen King announced that he is retiring as a writer.

    Really.

  215. Wow, I have made it 4 and a half years... by LookSharp · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't believe that after all these years of reading Slashdot, hanging here with my uber-low UID number. And I've made it all this time, managing to resist the temptation to post... Four and a half years without a single troll, flame, or even so much as a "me too!"

    Wait a minute...

    DOH!!

  216. Re:How many other websites have been around this l by jafuser · · Score: 2
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  217. Top 10 stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone should make an archive of the top 10 most commented on slashdot stories.. That would be interesting...

    1. Re:Top 10 stories by RedWolves2 · · Score: 1

      I case this is a serious thought: Hall of Fame

  218. Slashdot is five! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And moster posters behave as if they were two!

  219. Re:What????....UGH! by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1
    Here's the definition from the website FAQ:


    Q. What is jumping the shark?

    A. It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite television program has reached its peak. That instant that you know from now on...it's all downhill. Some call it the climax. We call it "Jumping the Shark." From that moment on, the program will simply never be the same.

    The term "jump the shark" was coined by my college roommate for 4 years, Sean J. Connolly, in Ann Arbor, Michigan back in 1985. This web site, book, film, and all other material surrounding shark jumping, are hereby dedicated to "the Colonel."

    The aforementioned expression refers to the telltale sign of the demise of Happy Days, our favorite example, when Fonzie actually "jumped the shark." The rest is history.

    Jumping the shark applies not only to TV, but also music, film, even everyday life. "Did you see her boyfriend? She definitely jumped the shark." You get the idea.

    We have begun by chronicling the history of television. We are incorporating shows from the new season slowly but surely. Some shows are not listed...yet!
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  220. stop ignoring me, /. should go adless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is everybody ignoring me? Stop it! And slashdot really needs to drop the ads and go with donations. The hypocrisy is getting out of hand. And stop ignoring me. Reply, or mod. downmod upmod, whatever.

  221. My Son was born on the same day! by mophab · · Score: 1

    That explains why I did not notice the Slashdot rollout. I was busy becoming a first time parent. Can he get a free ;) lifetime subscription?
    Happy Birthday to both!

  222. Re:YES by 198348726583297634 · · Score: 1

    Just so yall know, Pokey hit 400 comics last night

  223. Re:I wished I had Slashdot on CD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry d00d, it's available thru kazaa. Fsck the RIAA!

  224. Well shit, by CaptainZapp · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I wanted to moderate a couple of really funny posts, but can't let that one uncommented:

    but there are still a hell of a lot o half arsed discussion sites out there that have a flat layout for comments

    In an earlier life, when I was a DECcie we had a corporate network with maybe 100000 users and we had this groupware thingie called VAXnotes. Of course DEC couldn't sell it for shit, but it had a huge impact on the company internally.

    The software was rather primitive. You installed it and created a conference on your box. The format went something like SLSHDT::COBOL for example, discussing the finer arts of Cobol. SLSHDT was the DECnet node, where it resided (limited to 6 chars, but those where the good ol' days).

    Within the conference everybody could create an entry and after that it was just one flat stream of comments.

    There where confererences for every product and every obscure piece of software which this company manufactured and produced. That was nifty, because if you had a Cobol question it wouldn't take an hour until somebody from Cobol engineering jumped in with a knowledgeable and comprehensive answer. But the most interesting part of the whole system where the EI (employee interest) conferences, which ranged from cats through tarrot over DEC issues (HUMANE::DIGITAL) up to Soapbox (damn! I can't even remember the node name...).

    While it was primitive from a "layout" point of view I have never since experienced the power that a network can have on its participants. They where some really, really smart people bitching and flaming away, but sticking together whenever required. At one time we even pledged to get the best hated Soapbox contributor (Jamie, who was a very fat git, NOT!) to a boxbash in Bawston from Reading, UK.

    It was also around that time (1993) when a really, really smart engineer (let's call him Dan K) mentioned something he was working on, something that would change the world, something so fucking (he didn't say fucking, since that was verboten) revolutionary it would blow us out of our socks. He couldn't really mention what it was, but it was later marketed under the term WWW.

    Yep, it was a primitive form of discussion, but it didn't matter, not at all and it was one of the aspects in DECs culture, which made this company so great!

    It saddens me until today, that one of the most important companies in computer history was sold off by a slick guy with a bad hairdo to some box-assembling marketing organisation in Texas.

    --
    ich bin der musikant

    mit taschenrechner in der hand

    kraftwerk

    1. Re:Well shit, by billd · · Score: 1

      Hear hear. And HP has falled to the same fate.
      Just goes to show that nothing is sacred after all.

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      For great justice!

  225. Jeez... /.'s still a toddler! by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2

    No wonder why it pulls tantrums from time to time!

  226. to jump the shark by bellaroma · · Score: 1

    can somebody please explain what "to jump the shark" means?

  227. um - sorry, I forgot to mention by jafac · · Score: 2

    6 years ago, I patented this whole thing. Slashcode, perl-based internet discussion boards, and the dark greenish color in conjunction with grey black and white. And the word "slashdot" and "Cowboy Neal"

    I'll see ya in court buddy!

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  228. Well I'll be... by waldorf · · Score: 1
    damned!!

    Just this morning (GMT, I live in Europe) I created my first /. account! Though I've been reading /. occasionally for a few years now, I never needed an account till I got my DSL connection a few weeks ago. Then I started reading a lot of the articles and really felt the need for one...

    So, when I turned on my computer this morning, the first thing I did was create an account and read the /. headlines. Then I checked my mail, did some other stuff and left my computer for a few hours of classes.

    When I was back home I looked at /. again and couldn't believe my eyes: first story on the page "Slashdot Turns 5"! Coincidence? Devine intervention? Alien intervention? We'll probably never be able to tell... But anyway, I figured this is worth my 'First Post' :)

    Any change I was the first one to get an account on the day /. exists five years? (I'll bet you can verify this in your logs) Any bonus/award/price for me 'cause of that?

    Well, it doesn't really matter... keep up the good work. I'd like to be able to enjoy my account on /. for at least an other five years...

  229. Re:Chips, Dips, ^^ HOW LOW CAN we go today? by Falrick · · Score: 1

    UID 5 appears to be the lowest non-admin UID issued. Even then, samzenpus hasn't posted anything, at least not within the last few years. UID 7, CLorox is the lowest UID that actively posts. I thought that I had a low UID, but these guys put me to shame!

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  230. You mean "33rd" birthday, and "not yet"... by chrysrobyn · · Score: 2

    By my calculations, Slashdot will be turning 33 In a few months.

    Seriously, thanks for the waste of time. I mean that. My boss on the other hand...

    Come on, "Baby Bells Deregulated" didn't really happen in the past 5 years, did it?!"

  231. Congratulations! by ive_brussel · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is a must-read and you've been doing a great job. Many more years ahead ;)

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    *ive brussel*
  232. Soko by waldoj · · Score: 1

    Heh -- that's funny, I remember the first time that I saw one of your posts. My friend Mike Sokolowski has a band called "Soko" (notable because several members of Dave Matthews Band performed on their first album), and the first time I saw one of your posts, it took me several minutes to figure out that you were not, in fact, Mike. That would have been in early 1999, I think.

    Small world. :)

    -Waldo Jaquith

  233. low-numbered ids by bob · · Score: 1

    One's right here, mostly being quiet. BTW, to get this number I was reading /. the day Rob turned on the user account system; it was a weekend day, as I recall, maybe Saturday or Sunday morning, and things were relatively slow. I reloaded the home page and there was a post from Rob about the userid system. So I hit the link and grabbed myself an account; I doubt the system had been operational more than a few minutes.

    The one "nice" thing about having the nick "bob" is all the PNRs(*) who appear to wish they had the same nick, or anyway cluelessly try to get it. For a while I was getting my password emailed to me maybe once or twice per month, so I always had a current copy in my mail if I happened to forget it :-) That's what gave me the idea of putting it up for sale on eBay, but twenty bucks didn't seem enough.

    (*) Persons Named Robert

  234. Still here? by Spit · · Score: 1


    Who woulda thunk it...

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  235. Coach Taco by EEgopher · · Score: 0

    In the /. Bowl, we're all wide receivers.

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    hi, I like pancakes -.-- -.-- --..
  236. Those Were The Days by hotgrits · · Score: 2, Funny

    This stuff is hilarious! A sample story from 1998:

    IBM announces a 25 gigger
    Hardware Posted by Hemos on Wednesday November 11, @10:11AM
    from the why-i-could-put-3/4-my-cd-collection dept.

    Booker writes "So IBM announces a 25 gig hard drive... does the world need this yet? Unless this is in a RAID, would you really want to trust 25 gigs on a single drive? What would you use this for? 400+ hours of MP3s comes to mind... "

    Read More...
    64 comments

  237. Me too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I picked the same alternative as you.

  238. To Paraphrase Groucho Marx � by Snork+Asaurus · · Score: 1
    I refused to join any forum that would have me as a member.

    For a couple of years I lived the occasional lurker/AC life here. But I got tired of existing below the surface (and it smells pretty bad down there). So I joined, and since then, my working efficiency has dropped 30%, my wife left me, and my company went under. WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?

    Anyway, Happy 5th Birthday to one of the most stimulating, aggravating, interesting, annoying, informative, uninformed, thought-provoking, thoughtless, passionate, lame, exciting, dull, energetic, chaotic, useful, time-wasting, superior, inferior, thoughtful ... sites on the 'net.

    (Walks away and mutters to self "Must not waste time at Slashdot, must not waste time at Slashdot, must not waste time at Slashdot ...")

    P.S. - It turns out that Google considers Slashdot a news site. Two days ago, Google's News section listed the Slashdot item on the Dragon Chip on it's dynamically generated main Sci/Tech page . Amusingly, the People's Daily item, upon which the whole Slashdot discussion was based, appeared below the Slashdot item.

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    Sigs are bad for your health.
  239. Time to whip it out ... by sho-gun · · Score: 1

    Time to whip out the low UID # and say...

    Happy 5th bday /.

    Congrats for sticking around this long Rob. Here's to many more 5 year milestones!

    Matt

  240. Slashdotted already by flikx · · Score: 2, Funny

    When will the authors cache story content on slashdot?

    (* world ends *)

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    One future, two choices. Oppose them or let them destroy us.
  241. GameSpy.com is three years old! by antdude · · Score: 2
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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  242. It's also my cat's 5th birthday! by Spit · · Score: 1

    What a coincidence. Happy birthday Stinkybum, daddy loves you. :)

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    POKE 36879,8
  243. Other funny stuff: by jawtheshark · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh, and you forgot the infamous Signal 11, founder of the Karma Whore movement. Too bad he retired.

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    Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    1. Re:Other funny stuff: by cheese_wallet · · Score: 1

      What happened to Signal 11?

    2. Re:Other funny stuff: by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      He retired. He wrote a "goodbye letter with the motivation why he left" in his user info (this was before the journals). After that he still posted it some threads, but according to his info his account has been inactive since last november.
      Rumours are he is now at kuro5hin. Not sure though. Or he got a life ;-) Like so many of us around here should (me included).

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      Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
    3. Re:Other funny stuff: by cheese_wallet · · Score: 1

      slashdot reminds me of the bulliten boards in that old game based on neuromancer. Seems like I remember reading messages about Balfour disappearing... sort of parallels signal 11 in a geeky sort of way.

    4. Re:Other funny stuff: by Cplus · · Score: 2

      Signal11 got tired of his karma game on Slashdot and went over to K5. Here's his explanation. Also note that after he went to K5 he actually made much better posts than he ever did here. Sig has since abandoned k5 too.

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      "Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality." -- Dalai Lama
  244. -1 redundant by RestiffBard · · Score: 2

    congrats on five years. how many websites can say they've lived that long?

    and I have to say (this will sound like ass kissing but I've got karma to spare) this is the only site I'm guaranteed to read every day, several times a day.

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    - /* dead coders leave no comments */
  245. 5 years by rppp01 · · Score: 2

    I remember being directed to this site back in December of 1997, or January of 1997. I wondered why I should consider registering, so I didn't for a year.
    I then decided to, why not, go for it. I signed on, promptly switched jobs, and lost the login and password (still have the login, I think).

    I am not sure when I created this login ID. I remember, however, when the first post was original. I remember when a decent word processor was what was needed for linux to have prime time. I remember discussing that as an AC in the beginning. Word Perfect 7, I think.

    Anyways. I have enjoyed the site. Thanks guys!

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    They stuck me in an institution, said it was the only solution, to...protect me from the enemy, myself
  246. Preview by sdjunky · · Score: 2

    Hey, this post was made a year ago. When are these wacky editors going to start reviewing their submissions

  247. To all you wondering how... by Dthoma · · Score: 2
    ...and saying "did you have 600K HTTP GETs worth of free time?" then just think about it.

    You can find the number of users with a binary search. We know that the number of users is between 600K and 700K, so we can just use a binary search using 600K as a lower bound and 700K as an upper bound. With a 100K sized search then I think you should be able to find the exact number of users with no more than 17 requests. NOT 600 thousand. 17.

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    Note to M1-ers: a curt but otherwise insightful message is not "Flamebait" or "Troll".

  248. Happy Bday by Stalyn · · Score: 1

    I have followed Slashdot from the very beginning and I have to say, it still sucks.

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    The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education. - Paul Feyerabend
  249. Times _HAVE_ chaned... by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 2, Funny
    (yes, I know, I only joined a couple of months ago...)

    Read this article...

    "I'm not exactly sure why it died, except to say that we got linked from somewhere fairly sizable since we were getting several times the usual number of hits."
  250. Netscape should GPL their code by StuffYourReligion · · Score: 1

    On Jan 6, 1998, CmdrTaco wrote:
    Perhaps the solution to Netscape's problem is more obvious then they may realize. If they GPLd their code and gave it out to the world, we would have a slew of powerful browsers developed by the same programmers that have brought us all those other great GPL apps. That would jump start the free browser universe and maybe people would focus on a single browser instead of dividing their time amongst so many other free browser projects. And since it is free, people may choose it instead of MS. Just a thought...

    Just a thought, indeed... though I'm glad there's a diversity of free browser projects. Too bad Netscape waited so long; from here it's a long, uphill battle to regain ground.

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    I have no special gift, I am only passionately curious. --Albert Einstein
  251. Re:How many other websites have been around this l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Two off the top of my head:

    http://www.thehun.net

    http://www.al4a.com/links.html

    (After 5 or 6 years, I can types those URLs faster and with less thinking than I can type my own full name.)

  252. 5 Years Old Today! by sstamps · · Score: 1

    Wow!

    Congratulations!

    Ironically, I just turned 38 today, too.

    Oh, to be 5 years old again... *sigh*. :O)

    I think I will celebrate Slashdot's birthday instead.

    Happy Birthday, /. !

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    -SS "Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, and punish the stupid."
  253. Use your preferences. by Dthoma · · Score: 1

    Oh, and by the way, the story's from 1998, making it about 4 1/2 years old. Not bad.

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    Note to M1-ers: a curt but otherwise insightful message is not "Flamebait" or "Troll".

  254. This is as old as it gets by 6odm · · Score: 1
  255. USE YOUR FUCKING PREFERENCES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  256. Congrats by fsbilly · · Score: 1

    If not for /., TechTV's Screen Savers would actually have to do research.

    heh heh

  257. Me three! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Me three!

    send pics too!

  258. Re:five years of lost discussions Why do I feel by starling · · Score: 1

    You don't really feel. ACs are just programmed to think that they do.

  259. From IT: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually in case you didn't notice, since people started coming to you, our response time has drastically decreased, because we no longer have to wade through hundreds of complaints about broken cup holders, hundreds of porn pop-ups, and broken services during maintenence downtimes scheduled for the last 6 months.

    And we have more time for Quake

  260. And I was there... by dmd · · Score: 1

    As proud user number 404, I'm glad to say I was there...

  261. Happy Birthday SlashDot! by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

    It's funny, just this morning (at 1pm) I was thinking of how cool SlashDot really is. I wake up in bed. What's the first thing I do? Take a whizz. What's the SECOND thing I do? Hop on SlashDot. Happy Birthday, everyone!! I don't post much, and have been reading Slashdot for only about 2 years, but you have brought the Internet and everyone that uses it an invaluble website that cannot be tarnished by corporations (besides the absolutely horrish MS ad I saw on one of the articles yesterday). The news is relevant, the news is to the point, and the news is interesting to us, the computer/science nerds of this age, in the year two-thousand and two. Congradulations, and I hope to see you at 50! (But definately not in person, Taco. =p)

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    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
  262. Hey Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think it would have been better to have stored the year each story and comment was posted? Or is it stored and just not shown?

  263. Re:What????....UGH! by madenosine · · Score: 1

    I too have discovered a tool for removing economic scarcity...it's called a gun

  264. Re:How many other websites have been around this l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Springfield Fragfest turned 5 in April. Its peak only saw 200-700 pairs of eyeballs, and with the lack of updates lately it's about dead (and its archives have almost completely filled its server space).

    Here's hoping slashdot continues to be as sucessful as my site isn't.

    http://thefragfest.com

  265. Large Marge sent me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and when they pulled the body...
    ...from the twisted...
    ...burning...
    ...wreck...
    ...it looked like -
    - THIS!

    MUHUHUHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

  266. Compare to the Seinfeld 10 Year Episode by CySurflex · · Score: 1
    Compare to the Seinfeld 10 Year Episode...Quoting Jerry Seinfeld from his introduction to the last episode:

    "Together, we've been through 10 years; Met hundreds of weird people, been in countless situations...we've slept with...well, who's counting? and made millions, and millions of dollars...."

  267. Re:How many other websites have been around this l by Goose+In+Orbit · · Score: 1

    The Games Domain (www.gamesdomain.co.uk) was founded in April 1994 (see the access stats here) and is still going, albeit after a few changes in ownership (currently owned by our patent-happy friends at BT I believe)

  268. Lowest of the low by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The lowest ID I'd seen before you that's still active (and not on the /. staff) is the Proddy troll euroderf. You win by 3.

  269. Re:You guys are phonies by Inthewire · · Score: 1

    Really? I want my Suse iso. What's the URL?

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    Writers imply. Readers infer.
  270. Even More Blatant Karma Whoring by A+Rabid+Tibetan+Yak · · Score: 1

    Here's the Google cache of the site ;).

  271. Could I possibly be the first to point out by Alsee · · Score: 1, Troll

    SlashDot certainly acts it's age. :)

    -

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  272. Re:You guys are phonies by plugger · · Score: 1

    What is the ed2k: a protocol? Never seen that before.

  273. Happy Happy Birthday by ultimabob · · Score: 1

    Wow..5 years, I never knew that slashdot has been around that long. I would like to thank slashdot though. This site, and the stories, and comments was what gave me the guts( for lack of a better word) to install Linux and give it a shot. Ever since I have installed it, I have it loaded on every machine at my house except for one. My Gaming PC, thats it. The majority of work is done in Linux, and I love it. Thanks Slashdot. Have a happy birthday.

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    Once upon a time, I once I had a great Sig.....then I lost it.
  274. First Article? by willr7 · · Score: 0
    I would think something relevent to put up here would be the first article ever on /.

    anyone know what it is? cmon...i know someone does.

    now all the postings are referbished garble from other news sites.

  275. Bianca's Smut Shack by elfuq · · Score: 1

    Bianca's has actually been around WAY longer. They've already had a 7th birthday party, 8th will be in February. I guess people always want to talk about sex.

  276. Happy Birthday! by mwarps · · Score: 1

    Has it been five years? Damn. All the meept, Natalie Portman, First Posts, goat-ass, etc must have clouded the time. :-P

    Well done Rob, Jeff and Nate, and the rest of you who joined on later. Here's to another five years!

    Slainte!

  277. I've been watching you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since '98 or '99 when I began looking for linux.

    I'm still an AC, due primarily to my wish to remain "incognito" and not accumulating karma.

    Your success is a problem, though... nowadays I almost never post, since I feel my writings will be lost amid an ocean of posters.

    Also, I expected /. to be more cosmopolitan -- of course, it's not: it's an USA site, with all good and bad aspects this brings (mostly good ones, I add).

    Anyway, thank you all for a wonderful experience. You made my last 5 years very rich, amusing and interesting.

    Keep on for the next 500 years!

  278. ObPost by shogun · · Score: 2

    Happy Birthday to slashdot!

  279. First Account? by Meat_Popsicle · · Score: 1

    I was always kinda proud when I got user ID #656 .. I wonder if there are any active users 100? :)

  280. Happy Birthday /. !!!! by kasnol · · Score: 1

    Happy Birthday /. !!

    (Hope I won't lose my karma for posting this :) )

    SLASHDOT!

  281. Slashdot Effect by ergonal · · Score: 1

    google for slashdot site:www.microsoft.com, second link is this.

  282. Slashdot light mode by lanner · · Score: 2


    See slashdot in light mode;

    http://slashdot.org/index.pl?light=1

    It helps lower Slashdot's bandwidth but still loads the top banner.

  283. Oh the Changes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember when Slashdot was smaller. There were a lot more interesting comments. Then the kids came along with first posts, and hot grits. Slashdot just seems to go downhill. I find it bothersome that a site that hates Microsoft and preaches so much hate against them has ads for Visual Studio .NET I realize VA is in the crapper, and their stock is probably at its lowest, but it strikes me as hypocritical for Slashdot to have ads for Microsoft. My 2 cents...

  284. Re:Mop up parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I too don't feel so bad now, but I still feel humbled by the 1 and 2 digit UID people ;-)

    is low uid inversely proportional to cock size or something? i waited about a year to register an account, but who cares i usually post as anonymous coward, irregardless of what i believe the quality of my post to be. where's your sense of privacy in the info age?

    i still read unfiltered too, though threading does make it more sensical. and if most miss this post since it starts at 0, who cares? fuck 'em if they cant a holistic, robust view of life, including those trolls out to waste time - they are also part of the beauty.

    while we're on nostalgia, i miss a lot of the trolls. it seems like forever, or at least a couple hours, since i saw an actual goatse link, not to mention a penis bird or natalie portman/hot grits troll.

  285. Re:You guys are phonies by wheany · · Score: 1

    eDonkey2000, a p2p software. The link works at least on Windows with Internet Explorer.

  286. Re:You guys are phonies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's GNU/buddy to you, GNU/Anonymous Coward!

  287. Go Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot is such a great page been reading it for years but they are starting to piss me off with Microsfot .NET Advertisements... like i thought this was a ANTI Microsoft page.. like come on folks

  288. Slashdot saved my life by Onyx+Primal · · Score: 0

    When I was down and depressed, Slashdot was there for me. When my wife and kids had left me, Slashdot was there for me. When I recieved cancer from my CRT from reading too much Slashdot, Slashdot was there for me. When I was about to suicide due to too much Slashdot, Slashdot was there for me. Come to think of it, I think Slashdot actually caused all of these problems. I'm not sure if I should be thanking you guys...

    Great work lads! Been reading every day for ~4 years now. Keep up the good work! Here's to another five!

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  289. MsGeek's death [NVWS] by NaveWeiss · · Score: 1

    Hi darling,

    You know, posting journal entries with comments disabled is really cruel. How can I express my feelings this way?

    Anyway, why is MsGeek dead? Is it because of the low participation of the public, or related to the death of the WIPO Troll? If you remember, I posted ~2 comments there regarding girlfriend lookup..

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    Slashdot community, please notice: I am looking for a girlfriend.
    Nave H. Weiss
  290. Comments disabled by NaveWeiss · · Score: 1

    I saw your journal entry, but I have to repond on it. I've got also a couple of lifeless trolls writing in my journal, but I don't care. They stay below threshhold 1.

    So what if some trolls (namely J'raxis/WIPO/Anal Cox/Serial Troller/etc) hate you? It's not that by crapflooding they are wasting your disk space.

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    Slashdot community, please notice: I am looking for a girlfriend.
    Nave H. Weiss
    1. Re:Comments disabled by MsGeek · · Score: 2

      In the case of MsGeek.Org, they WERE wasting my disk space.

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    2. Re:Comments disabled by NaveWeiss · · Score: 1

      Yes, but there you did have comments enabled..

      It's sad that most geeky girls don't bother to write stuff. As I said many times, I'd love to date a geeky girl.... hmm.....

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      Slashdot community, please notice: I am looking for a girlfriend.
      Nave H. Weiss
  291. Re:You guys are phonies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you tell me where the current Libranet is available?

  292. Re:You guys are phonies by plugger · · Score: 1

    Hmm, Mozilla doesn't like it.

    I have been playing with MLDonkey, an EDonkey implementation on Linux. It is controlled using a web interface, I can access my home machine from work, to run searches and start downloads.

    The homepage is here:

    www.nongnu.org

  293. Re:You guys are phonies by wheany · · Score: 1

    Does MLDonkey accept text commands? If it does, you could try "dllink "

  294. To Slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's hope for many more years of hot grits, BSD is dying, Natalie Portman naked and petrified, first post, goatse.cx, fecaljapan, Penis Bird, MEEPT!, my computar is teh broken, LUNIX SUCKS, 1337 and all the others...

  295. New York Times article by cyranoVR · · Score: 1

    Hmmm didn't see this anywhere on the site, didn't want to use my journal...and this thread seemed like a good a place as any

    here it is:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2002/10/14/technology/14S LA S.html

  296. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    > No manual is ever necessary.
    May I politely interject here: BULLSHIT. That's the biggest Apple lie of all!
    -- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of interfaces

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