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  1. Re:How is proved the papers were served? on Are You Being Served? Don't Open That Email! · · Score: -1

    Man I wish they'd do that with my paper, it usally ends up under the car or in the wet grass.

  2. Re:Prove I opened it on Are You Being Served? Don't Open That Email! · · Score: -1

    Y3ah d00d mee n`da h0mi3z g0t aLL m3sseD uP 0n WarpMints & XTZ l4sT weeK nd thouGhT idd be kewlio to f+ck1n r34d oUr Notmail 0n links. 1t wAs tRiPPy `CAuSe 0F th3 miTe n0t werk paige, Butt 1t wuz phunnie to0.

  3. Re:Stupid idiot on Self-Heating Can · · Score: -1

    Is your name a parody of Rock 'N' Roll (a "genre of popular music), or Rock 'N' Bowl (the popular bowling under black lights gimick)?

  4. Re:What's new about this? on Self-Heating Can · · Score: -1

    Informative? Mod this down! If you ignorant mods/AC's would've read the damn article you'd know that these are Self-Heating cans for the masses! You'll note during WWII you could not go buy one at the hardware store.

  5. Re:Yes, but... on SedSokoban · · Score: -1

    Sir, your broken Goatse redirect is deplorable! Here's a good one.

  6. Re:I don't need the magnetic North Pole... on North Pole is Leaving Canada · · Score: -1

    It's obvious you are not a member of the On Top of the World Club.

  7. Re:Where it's been on North Pole is Leaving Canada · · Score: -1

    Just think if we got a big'ol solid block of steel hoovering over it. Everybody run! The Pole is comming, the pole is comming!!!
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    This comment brought to you by the TWDGAF foundation. Thank you for browsing at -1.0, god forgives you.

  8. Re:Where it's been on North Pole is Leaving Canada · · Score: -1

    If I were riding 60ft on top of the Magnetic North Pole 10,000 or so years ago, I could see my house from their!
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    This comment brought to you by the TWDGAF foundation. Thank you for browsing at -1.0, god forgives you.

  9. Re:MOD ME DOWN on US & Russia Show Off New Rocket Designs · · Score: -1

    If I had any mod points, I'd give you +1 (funny) just because your nick is hilarious. BTW, eat my Auto-Minus1 shorts!

  10. Get off the computer son.. on US & Russia Show Off New Rocket Designs · · Score: -1

    and go to bed! And how many times have I told you not to stick things mentioned on slashâ IN YOU?

  11. Re:I want 12 year old pussy on Pennsylvania Law Requires ISPs to Block Child Porn · · Score: -1

    I have a 12 year old pussy! I had it installed by my anas 12 years yesterday.

  12. Re:slashdotted on And You Thought The Xbox Controller Was Big · · Score: -1

    Just one more great feature subscribers could get!

  13. You sir are a sexist pig! on And You Thought The Xbox Controller Was Big · · Score: -1

    http://(hostname)/~(some dude's username)/(project)

    You know, women have projects & usernames too!

  14. Re:Duron Vs Athlon on Paint Yourself An Athlon MP · · Score: -1

    One rhymes with moron, and the other rhymes with getiton. I think the choice is clear.

  15. Re:Ooooh on Paint Yourself An Athlon MP · · Score: -1

    ...no sane admin...

    You've met a sane system admin?

    clandestinly (is that a word?)

    Yes and No: The word means something done in secret, usually to conceal an illicit/improper use. So yes it is a word, and yes you used it correctly. The spelling on the other hand is clandestin"e"ly. BTW it was also redundant to use the word modded afterwards.

    Now if I could only tell you how to hack the slashâ database so you could change your comment!

  16. Re:NOT Many players not compatible with CD-RW anym on Dension DMP3 MP3 Player Reviewed · · Score: -1

    If you go to the Brick and Mortar store and use the special 5 finger discount, the cost of a 50-pack spindle of CD-R's could even be lower!

  17. Re:When I subscribed to Slashdot on Dension DMP3 MP3 Player Reviewed · · Score: -1

    Since when is a product review considered a product placement?

    Since the beggining of Product Reviews! You will note companies write review items off their taxes as advertising.

  18. Re:I AM A WEINER on Sites Wary of Adopting P3P · · Score: -1

    She didn't have sex with me, I was suppose to be #99,999. She said my dick was to small, and threw me out of the trailer! Then she ended up letting two out of work lawyers get the last two spots. It was truley the most embarassing night of my 45 year old life. Luckily mom had some pankakes whipped up for dinner that night, and heck they just made me feel much better.

  19. Re:Hi Nikki! on Sites Wary of Adopting P3P · · Score: -1

    Man I remeber Nikki, I used to go over to her house after class and eat her potato with anything she put on it. It was the best time of my life, until I met my new girlfriend Shantia. I eat her sloppy joe, and wash it down with a slurpee. I'd like to give a big shout out to both Shantia & Nikki, for their kitchen prowess's.

  20. Re:At first I thought... on Top Asteroids Scorer Gets Posthumous Award · · Score: -1

    Charlie Erobson an English prof. at the University of BFE & amateur astronomer just found the most real asteroids in his backyard! His home-built "ï½berscope" is a technical marvel (schematics will be released after all the necessary patents are filed), which some say can see deeper then any other backyard telescope ever made. This article is one Geoswan would like to read!
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    P.S. (pre-.sig) Why Pick your noise, when you can pick a fight!

  21. Re:Sad really. on Top Asteroids Scorer Gets Posthumous Award · · Score: -1

    What's the point if we're all just going to die anyway?

  22. Imagine.. on PC Fan of the Future? · · Score: -1

    A beowulf cluster of Linux running, really quiet, airflow improving fans!

  23. Re:Looks aerodynamicaly unstable to me on Russia Unveils Space Shuttle for Tourists · · Score: -1

    You sir have bored me to distraction, and made me google: fly-by-wire computer system, tip-fins, vortex-reducing effect, flying dog-house, dutch-rolling, & 747 vertical stabilizer. This time could have been spent working on my plot to take over the world! NOTE: That is just one more day the world will remain the same.

  24. Re:A Haiku on Russia Unveils Space Shuttle for Tourists · · Score: -1

    Dude your Haiku sucks
    Your Mom's a real firecracker
    why do you smoke crack

  25. Re:not bad on Cracking the Smartcards · · Score: -1

    Redundant, silly moderators he/she said "milli" as in small. This is -1 Funny!