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In an apparent suicide, Bashful (best known for his play as a dwarf in "Sleeping Beauty") was found dead in his cave today by his 22 year old wife Sara (badda-bing) Ramerez. Sara was the only name listed in Bashfuls' newly revised will, and stands to inherit Bashful's entire estate estimated at over 200 million dollars (mostly in diamonds). The world is a lesser place without him, truley an American Icon.
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Answer 2:
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I went to the website linked in your sig. & by your user#. It scared the piss out of me! I am going to sue you for loss of piss, & emotional damages (you'll be hearing from my lawyer Jonathan Katsmoore very soon). I am willing to settle out of court for a/. subscription, if a settlement is not agreed apon your economical damages will no doubt be much higher.
Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda? Hmm? You think you're cool, right? Hm? Hm? When you kicked out people out of your house. I tell you this, one of three Americans die of cancer, you know? Asshole. You're gonna be one of those. I don't have the courage to kick your ass directly. Don't have enough courage for that, I could, you know. You know you're gonna have another accident? You know I'm involved with black magic? Fuck you. Die. Bastard. You think you're so cool, hm? Asshole. And if I ever see your fucking face around, In Europe or Italy, Well I'll -- That time I'm gonna kick your ass. Fuck you. Fucking Americans, Yankee. You're gonna die outta cancer, I promise. No one does what you did to me. You wanna know something? Fuck you. I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard. Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana. I hope somebody in your family dies soon. Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai a sucare cazzi su un aereo! Son of a bitch, do you know you are a piece of shit? Piece of shit, son of a bitch. Die, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on a plane!
Woah dude thanx fur da gnarly analogy, I'm gonna start calling that Jack-hole at Denny's a Jizz-Mop instead of my usual Cock-Gobbler, Monkey-Spank, or Ferry-Fucker.
No need to imagine, his mom is already capable of running distributed processes to all of her nodes. In fact in a recent test I found she reached a total throughput of 5 million gigaflaps. Here's a pic of her playing with her bra.
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Send me two! My visa number is 7163-4657-9003-9984 exp. 4/2, my address is 404 Alamedia Ave. Villa Park, CA. 92648. I can't wait until Billy-Bob & Ann-Tony at mey work see's how 1337 I am..Do you guyz also sell distro's on CD too?
This troll dedicated to the good people at Autopr0n.com which recently got their site back up, woo who!
Your signature is everything a signature should be, both witty and clever. Please, explain to me why everytime I read it I want to put a fucking hammer through the monitor.
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In an apparent suicide, Bashful (best known for his play as a dwarf in "Sleeping Beauty") was found dead in his cave today by his 22 year old wife Sara (badda-bing) Ramerez. Sara was the only name listed in Bashfuls' newly revised will, and stands to inherit Bashful's entire estate estimated at over 200 million dollars (mostly in diamonds). The world is a lesser place without him, truley an American Icon.
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If you can't post correctly, don't go "posting" it.
Have you tried Google?.
Answer 1:
Maybe: a. Him/Her/They enjoyed their job very much, and sincerely hoped
the companies financial situation would turn around soon. b. Him/Her/They was/were
getting paid under the table. c. Him/Her/They was/were getting some other kind
of favor (sex, drugs, or promise of money in the future)/blackmailed
Answer 2:
Maybe: a. Him/Her/They was/were on welfare b. Him/Her/They was/were very wealthy
already (350,000 in back employment in only a year or so, is a lot of money). c. Him/Her/They is/are a Vampire & lived off the blood of the homeless.
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I like mine with sour-krout & ketchup.
At $700 I'll be submitting comments to slashdot from one of these bad boys the same week it comes out. That being said and the word enterprise being mentioned, I bet it'll be more in the laptop range maybe higher ($1,200-$1,600).
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Jerk, you made me shoot coffee out my nose!
This I know, & I'll tell to thee.
Slashdot is a place for everyone including "me"
Time spent trolling slashdot is never wasted
You should however take caution however, when you're obviously lambasted!
Telling people how to mod is really rude
Did you buy a Dell dude?
I know smoking crack is all the rage
but it's addictive properties have left you in a cage!
Dear Mr/Mrs McAuley,
/. subscription, if a settlement is not agreed apon your economical damages will no doubt be much higher.
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Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda? Hmm? You think you're cool, right? Hm?
Hm? When you kicked out people out of your house. I tell you this, one of three
Americans die of cancer, you know? Asshole. You're gonna be one of those. I don't
have the courage to kick your ass directly. Don't have enough courage for that,
I could, you know. You know you're gonna have another accident? You know I'm
involved with black magic? Fuck you. Die. Bastard. You think you're so cool, hm?
Asshole. And if I ever see your fucking face around, In Europe or Italy, Well I'll -- That
time I'm gonna kick your ass. Fuck you. Fucking Americans, Yankee. You're gonna die
outta cancer, I promise. No one does what you did to me. You wanna know something?
Fuck you. I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard. Pezzo di merda, figlio di
puttana. I hope somebody in your family dies soon. Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai a
sucare cazzi su un aereo! Son of a bitch, do you know you are a piece of shit? Piece of
shit, son of a bitch. Die, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on a plane!
Woah dude thanx fur da gnarly analogy, I'm gonna start calling that Jack-hole at Denny's a Jizz-Mop instead of my usual Cock-Gobbler, Monkey-Spank, or Ferry-Fucker.
No need to imagine, his mom is already capable of running distributed processes to all of her nodes. In fact in a recent test I found she reached a total throughput of 5 million gigaflaps. Here's a pic of her playing with her bra.
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