How about in middle of one of those Canibal Tribe Villages in New Guniea? Then we could see which OS is prefered by canibals. My guess is that MacOS looks the tastiest.
Hey man you don't have to be dumb to fall for a shemale! I mean look at RuPaul, she looks like a hot chick right? Well I've got news forya buddy, she's got a wang!
(Hey!) Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to? You give me somethin' I can hold onto I know you think I'm like the others before We saw you name and number on the wall Jenny, I've got your number I need to make you mine Jenny, don't change your number 8675309 (8675309) 8675309 (8675309) Jenny, Jenny You're the only girl for me You don't know me but you make me so happy I tried to call you before But I lost mind I tried my imagination But I was disturbed Jenny, I've got your number I need to make you mine Jenny, don't change your number 8675309 (8675309) 8675309 (8675309) I got it (I got it) I got it I got your number on the wall I got it (I got it) I got it For a good time For a good time call *Instrumental Break* (HEY!) Jenny, I've got your number I need to make you mine Jenny, don't change your number 8675309 (8675309) 8675309 (8675309) Jenny, Jen Who can I turn to? For one time I've got someone I can always turn to you Repeat until fade: 8675309 (8675309)
When you were being conditioned to be a good consumer, you somehow missed a very important point. Hopefully this will set you straight: When stuff looks old, gets cracked, and you'd rather not pay $20 just for a silly new case. Buy the new model, it's l33t, it's what all the cool kids have, it has new cosmetic features (if you're a cheap ass and wait long enough, it may even have functional improvments), the opposite sex will like you more, & it'll make you feel better.
Thank You, Your good friends at your Local Government
A cynic? I think you meant a critic. I'd like one that "POPped" Britney Spears out naked/ready/willing everytime I put her album in (I would have to go buy her album, so this is a win/win for everyone). If Radiohead, or N'Sync popped out I'd probally kick their asses for interupting me & Britney.
OMG, that's the lamest attempt at humor I've ever seen on slashdot. Does this mean he doesn't have a feature spot in the film? Huh? Huh? Yuck, Yuck, Yuck. Well it's back to looking busy at my government job, it's almost lunch and the supervisor usally makes her rounds in about 10 minutes.
LMAO. I'd also like stats on the likelyhood of first date fornication, and a history of all previous sexual encounters. ---------------- Here is an example of what I'd like to see on my visor:
Name: Rachel Semiz Marital Status: Married Age: 27 Occupation: Waitress at Denny's Fist Date Willingness: 94.718% Twat Tightness on a 1-10 scale: 4 Backdoor: Yes Date of last sexual encounter: 9/8/05 Last 10 sexual partners: Carl (husband) 9/8/05 Carl (husband) 9/3/05 Karl (pizza guy) 9/3/05 Carl (husband) 8/26/05 Jeff Riggsbee (boss) 8/23/05 Jeff Riggsbee (boss) 8/23/05 Carl (husband) 8/12/05 Carl (husband) 8/7/05 Carl (husband) 8/6/05 Carl (husband) 7/30/05 Next 10 -->
Mankind surely does not represent an evolution toward a better or stronger or higher level, as progress is now understood. This "progress" is merely a modern idea, which is to say, a false idea. The European of today, in his essential worth, falls far below the European of the Renaissance; the process of evolution does not necessarily mean elevation, enhancement, strengthening.
True enough, it succeeds in isolated and individual cases in various parts of the earth and under the most widely different cultures, and in these cases a higher type certainly manifests itself; something which, compared to mankind in the mass, appears as a sort of superman. Such happy strokes of high success have always been possible, and will remain possible, perhaps, for all time to come. Even whole races, tribes and nations may occasionally represent such lucky accidents.
I have a bunch in my basement that I've been trying to sell for awhile. It seems nobodies interested in snuff anymore, nowdays it's all about the pedophillia. Why I remember back in my day a good snuffy would garner $100+. The last tape of "Dead Hookers Bluff" I sold went for a measley $15:(. I feel internet "piracy" has contributed greatly to this.
Are you one of these special "secret genius's"? Seems to me a person of high intelligence would want to go to school and get a degree of some type so they could have the necessary resources to carry out thier future plans. Perhaps intelligence is objective and not concurrent with anything actually getting done. However I dropped out of Jr. High, and currently own half of Canada. So what do I know.
I'm not sure what you're talking about, my sisters CD player kept asking to be hit a couple of months ago. So like any reasonable pyschochic, I punted it into the wall. Within minutes it was asking to be hit again, one more time.
Mouth of depleted, is nothing caught. The trap concealed in, a restless plot. Read fix equation, no artificial sum. Minus addition is nothing. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. Acting perception shaping thought undone. Learned taught behavior, a brainwashed hum. Sucking the the savior, suck the bottle fed gone. Minus addition is nothing. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. Street smart defeated, caught knife in back. Childproof eviction, trained falling through cracks. Duel with conviction, who fought won lost. Minus addition is nothing. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out get out get out.
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But I liked the ld you must've been up for at least 48 hours, & have done at least 20 hits of acid before you could moderate rule.
Tell your aunt to get an uninteruptable power supply.
How about in middle of one of those Canibal Tribe Villages in New Guniea? Then we could see which OS is prefered by canibals. My guess is that MacOS looks the tastiest.
Stop shitting in my backyard!
Hey man you don't have to be dumb to fall for a shemale! I mean look at RuPaul, she looks like a hot chick right? Well I've got news forya buddy, she's got a wang!
(Hey!)
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
You give me somethin'
I can hold onto
I know you think
I'm like the others before
We saw you name and number on the wall
Jenny, I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny, don't change your number
8675309 (8675309)
8675309 (8675309)
Jenny, Jenny
You're the only girl for me
You don't know me
but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before
But I lost mind
I tried my imagination
But I was disturbed
Jenny, I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny, don't change your number
8675309 (8675309)
8675309 (8675309)
I got it (I got it)
I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (I got it)
I got it
For a good time
For a good time call
*Instrumental Break*
(HEY!)
Jenny, I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny, don't change your number
8675309 (8675309)
8675309 (8675309)
Jenny, Jen
Who can I turn to?
For one time
I've got someone
I can always turn to you
Repeat until fade:
8675309 (8675309)
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Dear Sir or Madem,
When you were being conditioned to be a good consumer, you somehow missed a very important point. Hopefully this will set you straight: When stuff looks old, gets cracked, and you'd rather not pay $20 just for a silly new case. Buy the new model, it's l33t, it's what all the cool kids have, it has new cosmetic features (if you're a cheap ass and wait long enough, it may even have functional improvments), the opposite sex will like you more, & it'll make you feel better.
Thank You,
Your good friends at your Local Government
A cynic? I think you meant a critic. I'd like one that "POPped" Britney Spears out naked/ready/willing everytime I put her album in (I would have to go buy her album, so this is a win/win for everyone). If Radiohead, or N'Sync popped out I'd probally kick their asses for interupting me & Britney.
I'm not sure, but if you're excited about getting an FP you probally type with one finger while looking at the keyboard.
OMG, that's the lamest attempt at humor I've ever seen on slashdot. Does this mean he doesn't have a feature spot in the film? Huh? Huh? Yuck, Yuck, Yuck. Well it's back to looking busy at my government job, it's almost lunch and the supervisor usally makes her rounds in about 10 minutes.
clone!
LMAO. I'd also like stats on the likelyhood of first date fornication, and a history of all previous sexual encounters.
----------------
Here is an example of what I'd like to see on my visor:
Name: Rachel Semiz
Marital Status: Married
Age: 27
Occupation: Waitress at Denny's
Fist Date Willingness: 94.718%
Twat Tightness on a 1-10 scale: 4
Backdoor: Yes
Date of last sexual encounter: 9/8/05
Last 10 sexual partners:
Carl (husband) 9/8/05
Carl (husband) 9/3/05
Karl (pizza guy) 9/3/05
Carl (husband) 8/26/05
Jeff Riggsbee (boss) 8/23/05
Jeff Riggsbee (boss) 8/23/05
Carl (husband) 8/12/05
Carl (husband) 8/7/05
Carl (husband) 8/6/05
Carl (husband) 7/30/05
Next 10 -->
OMG, I have a flying monkey on my scrotum too!
Answer: His ass lips
HA! Gotcha! April Fools, silly monkey!
Mankind surely does not represent an evolution toward a better or stronger or higher level, as progress is now understood. This "progress" is merely a modern idea, which is to say, a false idea. The European of today, in his essential worth, falls far below the European of the Renaissance; the process of evolution does not necessarily mean elevation, enhancement, strengthening.
True enough, it succeeds in isolated and individual cases in various parts of the earth and under the most widely different cultures, and in these cases a higher type certainly manifests itself; something which, compared to mankind in the mass, appears as a sort of superman. Such happy strokes of high success have always been possible, and will remain possible, perhaps, for all time to come. Even whole races, tribes and nations may occasionally represent such lucky accidents.
I have a bunch in my basement that I've been trying to sell for awhile. It seems nobodies interested in snuff anymore, nowdays it's all about the pedophillia. Why I remember back in my day a good snuffy would garner $100+. The last tape of "Dead Hookers Bluff" I sold went for a measley $15 :(. I feel internet "piracy" has contributed greatly to this.
3. Become a Catholic Priest
Are you one of these special "secret genius's"? Seems to me a person of high intelligence would want to go to school and get a degree of some type so they could have the necessary resources to carry out thier future plans. Perhaps intelligence is objective and not concurrent with anything actually getting done. However I dropped out of Jr. High, and currently own half of Canada. So what do I know.
Not as good as: floats on water (however,isn't 100% waterproof)
This may be the first step in "rubber ducky" computing however.
You simply stick your winnie who who into the dick drive, and type p:\goatse.cx\
I'm not sure what you're talking about, my sisters CD player kept asking to be hit a couple of months ago. So like any reasonable pyschochic, I punted it into the wall. Within minutes it was asking to be hit again, one more time.
Mouth of depleted, is nothing caught. The trap concealed in, a restless plot. Read fix equation, no artificial sum. Minus addition is nothing. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. Acting perception shaping thought undone. Learned taught behavior, a brainwashed hum. Sucking the the savior, suck the bottle fed gone. Minus addition is nothing. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. Street smart defeated, caught knife in back. Childproof eviction, trained falling through cracks. Duel with conviction, who fought won lost. Minus addition is nothing. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. PAIN, CONTACT, BACKWARD, PAIN. Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out get out get out.
Please take your small penis & bosses email back to whichever hole you crawled out of.
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