I heard Axor was a "hyper" monkey created by cmdrtaco, and then freely released under the terms and condition of the GNU/GPL license. The only thing said to be more frightening then his powers, is the extent at which he'll use them.
How do you make a dog meow? Run it threw a circular saw. How do you make a cat bark? Cut it into 1" by 2" pieces, & mix it with wood chips. Well I have to go review my multiplecation tables for tommorow's test, thank you for the most likely unintended challenge.
I'm gonna download it, & tell everyone I h4x0r3d nasa to get it (I fucking cracked their lame TOS protections in seconds I'll say). I'm also gonna tellem that it's just the tip of the iceberg, & I can get detailed pictures of their mom showering at will. Then I will threaten to put the pictures on the internet (JasonsMom.com), unless he gives me $20 a month for a year. It's gonna be 1337, yea!
I'd use it for strange and wonderful sexual adventures. It'd take me awhile to not cum in my pants as I walked past the 10ghz of raw throbbing power though. To scare people I'd use that home loan advertisment to the left of the article.
The future is molded by ideas from the past. My question is who the fuck wants their fridge ordering groceries, & why is it almost always mentioned in furturistic predictions?
A beowolf clusterfuck of these. No seriously a room full of a 1000 or so of these connected with USB cables (possibly wallmounted in your bedroom) churning away with distributed processes would look hilarious (in the rediculas sense of the word). Anyways where's that d00d that always posts the Imagine song after somebody uses Imagine in a title. I haven't seen him for quite some time, hope all is well.
Quit bitching & get a damn job you pengiun pumping hippy.
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There's always pr0n, it's flat out booming. Try meeting a nice 18-20 year old girl(s) around your parts, & exploit her to the world. I've found many that'll do it for some alcohol, & a $50 a week.
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..and and if they didn't sell: pay a guy to install webcams all over your house, design a website, register normalguynaked%.com, then charge 10/month for it credited directly to your card.
haha ha ha ha ha!
I think you're all a little dumber to have read to this point.
Description:
iPiMP features a sleek titanium button-less case, it's dimensions in millimeters is 65x93x21. It's "dropsy proof" in fact it's been tested to withstand up to 10 tons of pressure per square inch, & is guaranteed waterproof to 10 feet below the Mariana trench (great for deep sea diving).
Exceptional voice recognition, in our test it works 99.99998% with any voice & any song. Apon getting your player you set it up to only respond to your voice.
Our most basic package includes waterproof wireless headphones, & a gigabyte of up and coming artists.
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I just made a "1337" case out of an Apple IIe. I had pictures, but now no one will see them because of your post against case mod stories.
I heard Axor was a "hyper" monkey created by cmdrtaco, and then freely released under the terms and condition of the GNU/GPL license. The only thing said to be more frightening then his powers, is the extent at which he'll use them.
Hmm, wack it to Goatse like normal *OR* wack it to Jin's lovely gallery? Welp Goatse wins again, but maybe tommorow I'll spank to this
How do you make a dog meow? Run it threw a circular saw.
How do you make a cat bark? Cut it into 1" by 2" pieces, & mix it with wood chips.
Well I have to go review my multiplecation tables for tommorow's test, thank you for the most likely unintended challenge.
It may just be the 67 hours I've gone without sleep, but this the first time I 100% agree with an AC.
It also gave us Hitler, & Arnold Schwarzenegger. You had a point?
You'll also be going to hell, so laugh is on you!
lmfao, thank you sir for taking the -1 bullet & brightening my ho hum day.
I'm gonna download it, & tell everyone I h4x0r3d nasa to get it (I fucking cracked their lame TOS protections in seconds I'll say). I'm also gonna tellem that it's just the tip of the iceberg, & I can get detailed pictures of their mom showering at will. Then I will threaten to put the pictures on the internet (JasonsMom.com), unless he gives me $20 a month for a year. It's gonna be 1337, yea!
Everyone batten down your firewalls, the savages are loose!!!!
Kind sir, I personally believe it to be possible that you are the next Anti-Christ. Please before it is to late, seek proffesional help.
You obviously have never melted your balls.
View it? Hell he "Invented" it. As far as touching himself goes, is there anybody who doesn't touch themselves after viewing the goatse man?
Wow my first post over the 3 million mark, somebody touch my butt.
I'd use it for strange and wonderful sexual adventures. It'd take me awhile to not cum in my pants as I walked past the 10ghz of raw throbbing power though. To scare people I'd use that home loan advertisment to the left of the article.
Please sir, do not give away this information to anyone else. Many of us have families to feed.
The future is molded by ideas from the past. My question is who the fuck wants their fridge ordering groceries, & why is it almost always mentioned in furturistic predictions?
After purchase HandSpring offers a coupon for a free HandJob at a Bernie's Love Parlor in San Beradino, Calif.
A beowolf clusterfuck of these. No seriously a room full of a 1000 or so of these connected with USB cables (possibly wallmounted in your bedroom) churning away with distributed processes would look hilarious (in the rediculas sense of the word). Anyways where's that d00d that always posts the Imagine song after somebody uses Imagine in a title. I haven't seen him for quite some time, hope all is well.
Quit bitching & get a damn job you pengiun pumping hippy.
There's always pr0n, it's flat out booming. Try meeting a nice 18-20 year old girl(s) around your parts, & exploit her to the world. I've found many that'll do it for some alcohol, & a $50 a week.
..and and if they didn't sell: pay a guy to install webcams all over your house, design a website, register normalguynaked%.com, then charge 10/month for it credited directly to your card.
haha ha ha ha ha!
I think you're all a little dumber to have read to this point.
|02/27/07 iPiMP.Net Press Release|
Since last month's introduction of the government sponsored petabit wireless network, companies across the country have been thinking up really cool ways to waste^H^H^H^H^Huse the free bandwidth. With that in mind we would like to proudly introduce the iPiMP©... The iPiMP© is a portable digital music player which both enables you to load music from your home computing terminal, & directly listen -or- download from other logged in iPiMP© players and store it on the internal drive.
Description:
iPiMP features a sleek titanium button-less case, it's dimensions in millimeters is 65x93x21. It's "dropsy proof" in fact it's been tested to withstand up to 10 tons of pressure per square inch, & is guaranteed waterproof to 10 feet below the Mariana trench (great for deep sea diving).
Specifications/Features:
Storage Space: iPiMP© features 5 Terabytes of storage (That's a lot of fucking hours of Mp3's encoded at 128kb/s)
Exceptional voice recognition, in our test it works 99.99998% with any voice & any song. Apon getting your player you set it up to only respond to your voice.
Our most basic package includes waterproof wireless headphones, & a gigabyte of up and coming artists.
Here is an example of how easy it is to get started:
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user:> Engage iPiMP© (iPiMP© turns on..If this is your first time starting it up you will be engaged with setup options, you can run the setup anytime by says iPiMP© Preferences)
::At this point you can load/create a queue, request a specific song, or logon to iPiMP©::
user:> Connect to iPiMP©
iPiMP:> State Your User Name
user:> RIAA Sucks My Balls
iPiMP:> Your name & voice have been successfully recognized, you are now logged on
user:> Search for: dee doo daw, kill kill, dee doo daw day.
iPiMP:> Search returned 100,009 possible songs, if you'd like to hear to first 10 say "list"
user:> List
iPiMP:> 1. budget criminals-citzens underseige, file is in Ogg Vorbis @160kb/s | 2. budget criminals-citzens underseige, file is in Ogg Vorbis @160kb/s | 3. budget criminals-citzens underseige, file is in Mpeg Layer 3 @192kb/s | budge
user:> Stop
user:> Download List Result 1"
iPiMP:> download complete
user:> Play Citizens Underseige"
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It's just that simple!
|02/27/07 RIAA.Com Press Release|
In response to the newly released iPiMP©, the RIAA has garnered all resources to sue the shit out of iPiMP Inc.
|02/28/07 SlashDot.Org|
The iPiMP©
From the last-ever-portable-music-player-story dept.
DrunkenSoldier writes: "Word has just come in on possibly the coolest portable music player ever created. It connects to GoverNet, has 5 Terabytes of storage, & the kicker is has it's own distributed music network. UPDATE: The RIAA has filed suit against iPiMP©, so far none are available for sale.
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I bought 2 of those for $96 + shipping in August..however my Geforce3 is considerably less expensive..so my warm fuzzy is now gone
Serveral? Try Hundreds, ever seen http://groups.google.com/ that alone has to be terabytes+