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The Laid-off Techie

LazyBoy writes: "ZDNet News has this article entitled "The world of the laid-off techie". Yikes! Things have been bad in New Jersey for a while (telecom slump). How are they elsewhere?"

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  1. Bad in Texas as well by Buz+Humbar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    (telecom slump, dot-com bubble pop)

  2. Things in London... by IanBevan · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... is bad. Don't be looking for a contract here anytime soon....

    1. Re:Things in London... by Big+Dogs+Cock · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yeah - looking at Computing, they've got 8 pages of job advertisments. This time last year, it was ten times that.

      I've got a feeling though that over the next six months, systems are going to start going wrong or need to be updated and a lot of companies will realise that they do need some people with some skill. IT is so fundamental to the way companies operate these days - it's not going to go away any time soon. There has, in the past, been a problem with IT being regarded as an end in itself - resulting in millions of $ being spent on systems which don't actually help companies very much. This will have to change.

      --
      "Under the iron bridge, we fist" - The Smiths, Still Ill
    2. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Contracting in the UK is dead, and it won't come back. Tony, Gordy and their chums have seen to that.

      You can either be a wage slave for EDS and their ilk or find another career.

      A good deal of bread and butter contract development has gone (and more is going) to body shops in India and Eastern Europe. Try competing with those guys (C++ development at £15/hr).

      I'm off to Cornwall to open a arts and crafts gallery with my wife (also a former software developer). Fuck programming for a living!

    3. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things are bad, but there are still position avaliable for people with the right skills. Companies are very "picky" about who they choose and they certainly take their time. I would not say that the job market is dead altogether though...I would rather say that companies have shifted from hiring contractors to filling permanent positions ( and yes...for less pay..:-( )

    4. Re:Things in London... by MrBandersnatch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its is bad - gone are the days of peeps who knew HTML+JavaScript making 100k on contract - hell these days even making 50k on contract is difficult given the amount of peeps on the market. And the permie jobs are few and far between and again there is one hell of a lot of competition. However it is possible to get a job still or contract - I'm just finding that I am having to weigh in with prices at the low end of the market and deliver a high end product/service on several small contracts rather than one big one.

      The real problem is that things are probably going to get worse rather than better - big companies are still shedding, the remaining dotcoms are running out of money, there are no really BIG ideas out there for companies to focus IT investment on - I dont see a REAL recovery until mid 2003 when Im hoping 3G will pull the market back up. *sigh* In the meantime at least I get to read a lot more than I used to ;)

    5. Re:Things in London... by techiebabe · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's nothing about - It's the new year and agencies tell us new jobs will be signed off, but even in permanent roles, vacancies are being put on ice once they have been approved, or before they are officially signed off.

      To add to the mix I know of at least two situations where the person recruiting is so busy that he hasn't had time to interview people - catch 22.

      Companies seem to be cut right down to the bone by redundancies, now that they need people it seems that they are having problems either justifying the new bodies, or finding the time to do the legwork of recruiting.

    6. Re:Things in London... by tcr · · Score: 1

      Too true...

      I haven't completely abandoned hope that things will pick up reasonably soon, though. I remember feeling the same way last Feb too. It can be quite seasonal, so we have to take that into account.

      Note to self : this Autumn, try to get a bloody six-monther.

      --


      Information wants to be beer.
    7. Re:Things in London... by Cloudmark · · Score: 1

      It's also worth noting that while companies are still maintaining their IT systems, they are attempting to do far more with less. Many companies here in Canada are moving technical staff off permanent fixed shifts/workdays to rotating schedules that allow them to better focus their resources on specific issues and control staffing concentrations. This affects the employees not only in that they have to work more at scheduling but that they also often lose their full-time benefits and salaries.
      In addition to this, most companies are terminating previously established training programs and are relying on individual techs to upgrade their certifications at their own expense and on their own time.
      All in all, even those who have jobs are finding that the working conditions are declining in the face of a changing industry. Still, we should count ourselves lucky to still be working.

      --
      "Be proud to be a fighter" - Martial Arts Adage
    8. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, all the big web agencies have vanished. Companies have finally caught on - a £500k website is (and always was) a rip-off, whatever it does.

    9. Re:Things in London... by SerpentMage · · Score: 2

      I know how you feel since I am in that market (Europe). However there still is work. What you have to be ready to do is drop down in your rates.

      Now the rates are about 35 Pounds, which was what I was making about four to five years ago. Still not a bad wage in these days. Ok not amazing, but in comparison to many other jobs still pretty good.

      I think what people have to realize again is that the rates have dropped and times are harder. But it will come back. I remember when I started contracting in 93 and it was the same. And before that my friends said the same thing. It is just that plenty of newbies came in and thought they would make tons of money for nothing.

      --

      "You can't make a race horse of a pig"
      "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    10. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, the losers that come in and maintain and upgrade computers aren't really 'techies'; they're janitors. No offense.

    11. Re:Things in London... by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's it your so much MORE than them, you got time to post crap like this on /. I do take offense at calling a "GOOD" MCSE with Enterprise experience a janitor . I might let you slide with the A+ crowd, but who the hell are you to say who is a techie and who is not ?? What "UNIQUE" qualification gives you the right to judge anyone ??? Or are you just that much of a Linux god that anyone that dares touch the UNCLEAN M$ machines is a vile servant of the evil one ? Go pay for a reality check, ur more ego and attitude than brains ... Ex-MislTech

      --
      google "32 trillion offshore needs IRS attention"
    12. Re:Things in London... by cyber-vandal · · Score: 2

      Yes, but in 1993 there wasn't an Indian software industry to speak of. These jobs won't come back, they'll stay over there.

    13. Re:Things in London... by Scooter · · Score: 1

      Indeed - the changes in the UK tax laws (IR35) was just the final nail in the coffin for me. I contracted from 1997 to 1999, and already things were on the slide - at one point I even took a 3 month support contract through computacenter for £18/hour, and wages were rarely above the £25/hour mark. So in 1999 I took a permie job at a place I'd been contracting at for 6 months on a big installation job (for less money, but a bigger job title :-/), with all the hassle that goes with it :P

      In 2001 that company was bought and the entire site was closed (the buyers just wanted the portfolio - credit card co.). I did a deal to stick around with one of the guys who used to report to me just to maintain the existing systems until the business died away, and manage the dismantling of the premises. In the meantime I started looking for a new job in a big way - but 6 months later, came up with a big fat nothing in the way of similar roles, and have basically been sitting here going slightly mad with nowt to do but scribble comments on Slashdot :P I've got an entire 200 seat office, a 2mb internet line, a load of Cisco switches and Dell servers to amuse myself with, but the novelty soon wears off - I've downloaded eveything that Oracle makes, installed it, (well when their half baked installer works ) as well as every Open Source project of any size I could find on freshmeat, fixed countless peoples' Windows Pcs (which is funny - cos I know feck all about later versions of windows (2000, XP), but I still manage to sort them out )

      I've just last week secured a job with the company that bought the outfit I was working for - forfeiting the payout I'd negotiated earlier - but right now in the current climate, I'd rather have a job even if it does mean I've go to move (again).

      Lots of people commented that the jobs mentioned in the article wern't really tachy jobs - and its true 2marketing manager" is a made up job, but I work at the sharp end of IT infrastructure - and If I can't get something to perform, the company is threatened and I'm down the job centre.

      Someone else said something like "companies will realise they do need techies when stuff starts going wrong" and that is such an insight it deserves a +6 (not that I would do that to a post just becuase I agree lol) A lot of companies have hired "instant techies" in recent years (you know - the young lads whose MCSE certs are still warm from the fuser) as this much easier than going through a proper recruitment process. The trouble is, whilst these guys can repeat faultlessly what they learnt at MS boot camp, they don't have the background knowledge to take on something that isn't Windows, and find out what makes it tick. I have found it almost impossible to impress upon recruiters the difference between say - me with years of exp. and minor miracles under my belt, and a guy waving a bit of paper saying he knows what all the icons in control panel in windows NT do..

      Anonymous (off to Cornwall) is dead right - contracting as we knew it is dead in the UK, and will never come back. Hehe I guess that's where all those shops in Cornwall that sell dodgy looking items made of seashells and bits of slate come from :)

      The next time I get laid off, I may be off down there too...

    14. Re:Things in London... by jeffehobbs · · Score: 1
      ... is bad.

      This gives you plenty of time to work on your English then. ~jeff

    15. Re:Things in London... by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

      I don't agree. Although I am in the U.S.A and have seen a LOT of programming jobs lost to Indians'; most of those jobs come back to local coders, because of the language barriar and the poor quality of code. It takes a couple of years, but eventually the people that made the decisions to outsource, are "no longer with the company", and the company brings the development back in house.

      Also, the job market here in Indiana suck's now, and with that I have noticed that most of the Indian programmers are no longer around here like they were two years ago.

      --
      The more I learn about science, the more my faith in God increases.
    16. Re:Things in London... by MrBandersnatch · · Score: 1

      Yes, I noticed that one about 2ms after hitting submit :)

      I assume youre unemployed since you have time to comment upon my grammar/spelling.......*grin*

    17. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      because of the language barriar

      Yeah. Except that where I come from we call it a Language Barrier.

    18. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anonymous (off to Cornwall) is dead right - contracting as we knew it is dead in the UK, and will never come back. Hehe I guess that's where all those shops in Cornwall that sell dodgy looking items made of seashells and bits of slate come from :)

      Damn! I thought I had an original product idea there for a moment - and now you've gone a ruined it.

      Oh well, me and the missus are lucky enough to be able to opt out of all this crap now. We've both been in the contracting game a long long time and saved our pennies - so we couldn't care less if we see another .c file ever again.

    19. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well thank you for correcting my English, most helpful of you. You must be so much fun to be around at parties.

    20. Re:Things in London... by SparkyUK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Contracting in the UK is dead, and it won't come back. Tony, Gordy and their chums have seen to that

      I never understood the thinking behind the IR35 tax laws which basically destroyed the tax benefits of being an independant consultant.

      The Govt. clearly thought that they'd close a few tax loopholes and make a bit more cash out of a small percentage of the population who could easily be portrayed as "having it too good for too long".

      It must have been obvious to anyone with half a clue that contractors were an entrepreneureal, highly skilled, educated and above all mobile section of the workforce. Why they thought we'd stay and take it is anyones guess.

      I work in the US now and I have heard of others relocating to Holland and Germany. Vote with your feet.

      Would the last consultant leaving the UK please turn out the light.

    21. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      A good deal of bread and butter contract development has gone (and more is going) to body shops in India and Eastern Europe. Try competing with those guys (C++ development at £15/hr).

      Those of us who do professional C++ development in software houses in the UK are mostly on about that. What do you do that makes you worth more?

    22. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen! While the IT industry was good to me here
      in the Pacific Northwest (USA) for 20 years, the
      market is as dead as Caesar. I'm in the process
      of making a new career for myself. Rates for
      contractors are less than half than what they were
      last summer.

    23. Re:Things in London... by SerpentMage · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have been to India (did consulting there) and have to say I have nothing to worry about. Sure some work will go to India, but you get what you pay for. I am not knocking the Indian programmers.

      Here is the problem. The Indian programmers are not paid that much. Hence they cannot afford to train themselves and are totally reliant on the company. They also have the problem of not being able to buy the hardware that we have.

      Result? Programming comes back. Even India now has competition from China. India is becoming too "expensive".

      As an example of labour coming back no further than Canada. There are plenty of hightech companies in Canada? Why because labor is CHEAP! A very good programmer in Canada makes about 90K CDN, which translates to about 55K USD. This wage is good in Canada, but buys you very little outside of Canada. But that is what a Canadian programmer makes (hence why many Canadian programmers work in the US).

      What does Canada offer? Great education, safe country included healthcare, etc, etc. A country like Canada makes it very hard for India to compete.

      Hence my original comment is that jobs will come back, but you have to lower your expectations. BTW the "Indian threat" has been going on for a decade now!!!

      --

      "You can't make a race horse of a pig"
      "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    24. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right.

      I've been out of work since last april and none of the potential employers that I have contacted are hiring (and I've talked to people in 3 different cities/region!). Yet, all my friends who are still working are more or less complaining of excessive overtime (unpaid more often than you'd think): companies and governments (cities, provinces and federal) are trying to carry the same workload with less people.

      This is so much a, er, "buyer's market" that those who are overworked can't really complain because they're essentially told to shut up because there's a zillion other people out there that would be happy to take their place (when you've been on UI long enough...). Worse, friends who are also job hunting are being told they'll have to take substantial paycuts (I'm not talking about overpaid prima-donnas (sp?) here), some even are being told they'll have to work for free for a bit of time so that the employer can make up his mind!!!

      As for working conditions declining, this is not new. I remember in '97 when I talked about it with a boss who thought that profesionnals (in IT and elsewhere) were being exploited and that they would soon "revolt" if employers would not change their ways. At the time, I did find this assessment quite gloomy but I never thought that things could go even worse.

      High-Tech (and IT in particular), the "field of the future"??? Maybe in the 1970's, when people would get hired even before getting their diplomas and could triple their salaries in about 3 years jumping from one employer to another. But no longer.

      The Y2K freeze and subsequent hangover (for IT consulting), the DotCom Bust and the Telecom Meltdown: 1999-2000-2001 were supposed to be golden years, a New Eldorado. But it turned out to be the opposite for many, many people.

    25. Re:Things in London... by onepoint · · Score: 1

      >>I have been to India (did consulting there) and have to say I have nothing to worry about. Sure some work will go to India, but you get what you pay for. I am not knocking the Indian programmers.

      I agree with you entirely, need quick code to place a good demo out within 1.5 months go to an Indian or Pakistan shop. they get the fundimentals working. Need security done at a tight level, Hire our a Russian shop.

      Finalize the code and get it all cleaned up ( or entirely redone). go Europe and Canada shop. Need to find new ideas on your product, stick to North American shops

      onepoint

      --
      if you see me, smile and say hello.
    26. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MSCE's are dumbarses no matter how good they are. its a function of working with a stupid GUI 24/7.

    27. Re:Things in London... by kellin · · Score: 1

      I'm off to Cornwall to open a arts and crafts gallery with my wife (also a former software developer). Fuck programming for a living!

      Hahaha. My sentiments exactly, but for the computer industry as a whole. After leaving a software job a few years ago, and getting suckered into a couple other small startups, only to leave one out of serious irritation due to the company being run by what I perceived as idiots (and I have examples), and a second company FIRING me because of supposed "slacking on the job" (eh, they were half right -- I realized a few months into that job I was done with the tech industry)... I've decided its time to have some fun with my creativity and work on music.

      I feel sorry for these people who have to suffer the way they do, I'm just glad I was never so inflexible with my options of employment.

      btw.. anyone interested in a high tech air purifier (better than sharper image or alpine..)?

      --
      GWB to President of Brazil - "You have blacks, too?"
    28. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $50 per hour != $100K salaried position.

      It's idiotic to try to compare salaries by just looking at the hourly figure. Full time employees usually have health insurance, vacation days, sick days, retirement, stock options, while hourly consultants have none of those and often are between projects for a significant portion of the year.

    29. Re:Things in London... by rogo78 · · Score: 1
      Why because labor is CHEAP! A very good programmer in Canada makes about 90K CDN, which translates to about 55K USD. This wage is good in Canada, but buys you very little outside of Canada.
      Is $55k really that little? I graduated a year ago with a Computer Eng'g degree and went to work at a telecom in a Minneapolis, MN, suburb. I started at $50k--and I thought that was extremely generous, having had no prior experience save for an internship with the company the previous summer.

      I'm single and don't normally spend much... but even after going out to lunch every day, paying for a new car, rent and all utilites, I still saved about 30% of my income (half of that in a 401(k)). (Okay, no student loans either--my parents paid for tuition.)

      I got laid off, then found a new job thanks to a connection. I was a little surprised when they offered more than I'd been making at the telecom.

      Later I found out that the job req had been open for 4 months. Some of my co-workers at the telcom had even been interviewed--but apparently they were expecting more money.

      I think I learned a lesson. Either I'm very cheap... or I have a deflated sense of self-worth.
    30. Re:Things in London... by Scooter · · Score: 1

      Well the very best of luck to you both - I know I wake up some days and think "hmm not at all relevant to life this IT stuff is it? " I go to meetings where people get het up about stuff which is all so abstract I often wonder if I should get a new career like say - counting trees.

      I like Cornwall - next time I'm there maybe I'll buy some polished stones :)

    31. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MSCE's are dumbarses no matter how good they are. its a function of working with a stupid GUI 24/7.

      What, like KDE/Gnome (can't remember which) where the scrollbars are on the right most of the time, but for some odd reason are on the left in the terminal window?

    32. Re:Things in London... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I meant $15(USD)/hr.

    33. Re:Things in London... by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 0

      Bah, your just trolling, go figure,
      the ignorance or laughable comment
      of no matter how good they are sums
      it up, hehe .

      There is a Unix Services section to M$ now,
      and some ppl now it well, some of us are
      from all the way back from the VAX/VMS
      days like myself . So go troll elsewhere,
      sorry I didn't see it for what it was sooner .

      LOL

      Ex-MislTech

      --
      google "32 trillion offshore needs IRS attention"
    34. Re:Things in London... by SerpentMage · · Score: 2

      You started at 50K in Minneapolis MN. The 55 K is for a very experienced programmer in either Toronto, Ottawa or Montreal. Beginner programmers like yourself would earn about 30-35K USD in major hubs.

      So when you look at it, Canada is cheaper and hence more attractive to high-tech. My favourite scenario is to find work anywhere but in Canada and then live in Canada. This is possible if you choose your jobs right.

      --

      "You can't make a race horse of a pig"
      "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    35. Re:Things in London... by rogo78 · · Score: 1

      Well, I misunderstood part of the original quotation (a very good Canadian programmer makes only a little more than a beginning American programmer). My mistake.

      However, my point still stands if we're talking about wages in general: 55k USD can be a very livable wage in Minneapolis... at least for a single man without much debt.

      A MechE friend (recently out of college) who lives 70 miles out of Minneapolis makes less than $40k. He and his wife make house and car payments--and still live comfortably.

  3. Burning cash by jhol · · Score: 3, Funny

    But after eight months without a job, the 37-year-old Raleigh, N.C., resident had burned through his 401(k) savings and was nearing the end of unemployment insurance.

    How did that happen? $401k in 8 months? Am I missing something here?

    Maybe he should try relocating to find a proper job.

    1. Re:Burning cash by ekrout · · Score: 2, Informative

      How did that happen? $401k in 8 months? Am I missing something here?

      I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but I'll bite.

      A 401(K) is a savings plan that many employees use to place a small percentage of their income into. Generally, they're tax-sheltered accounts that allow you to invest in a variety of stocks, etc. in order to let your money work for you a bit rather than burn a hole in your pocket.

      So, he could have easily had as little as a few thousands dollars in his account that he was forced to live off of while out of work.

      --

      If you celebrate Xmas, befriend me (538
    2. Re:Burning cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      401(k) is a type of savings, not an amount.

    3. Re:Burning cash by jhol · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the bite ;)

      Didn't know, since I don't live in the states. Thanks for clarifying, it sounded really strange.

    4. Re:Burning cash by wagadog · · Score: 1

      401(k) is a designation for a type of savings account intended for funding your retirement, not the amount of money in it. Sheesh!

    5. Re:Burning cash by boltar · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This may come as a shock but not everyone on here is american and so knows about obscure american
      savings plans. Why not tell us all about a TESSA then? What , you've not heard of it? Well maybe
      thats because its British.

    6. Re:Burning cash by eekDude · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the explanation. I thought it was something like that but wasn't sure on the details. I guess many non-Americans would have wondered what a 401k plan was as well.

    7. Re:Burning cash by Yorrike · · Score: 1

      I too, was wondering how someone could burn through 401 thousand dollars in 8 months. With that much cash I could survive for nigh on 20 years with my current lifestyle (I guess having kids would suck a lot of cash away, but still....)

      --

      Looks can be deceiving. Or CAN they?

    8. Re:Burning cash by LWolenczak · · Score: 2

      Even if he had a maybe 50 thousand in his 401k, he would have used it all. That area is expensive.

    9. Re:Burning cash by LinuxHam · · Score: 2

      That's $6,000 a month. It's not *that* expensive. I spent some time down there in RTP and saw plenty of ads for "why rent when you can own?" with mortgages starting at $250 a month. Not a mansion of course, but still.

      You don't have to drive too far to be reminded that you are in North Carolina, after all.

      --
      Intelligent Life on Earth
    10. Re:Burning cash by LWolenczak · · Score: 2

      Hey, I live in North Carolina, and I'm still managing to just about double what I make every year...... I'm only 18, and making more money then anybody I know my age.

    11. Re:Burning cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that's the thing: you're only 18, and don't suffer from age discrimination. I'm 42, got laid off last summer, and have no prospects here. No one is going to hire me at what I was making (42K). I'm studying for Oracle DBA, and, if I'm lucky, that will get me a job at maybe 75% of what I was making. If I'm lucky.

    12. Re:Burning cash by sql*kitten · · Score: 5, Informative

      How did that happen? $401k in 8 months? Am I missing something here?

      I'm assuming that you're not American, a 401(K) is the mechanism used to save for retirement. In UK terms, it's a bit like a private pension, but it's also like an ISA, because you get to choose directly what goes into it. But it's not like an ISA because there is no maximum limit.

      You can access the money in your 401(K) for a number of things, off the top of my head, education and buying a house, and I guess unemployment too.

    13. Re:Burning cash by LWolenczak · · Score: 2

      Hey Get a login.... So you can Know I replied. Anyway, I suffer a bit where I work now, but when I was searning when I lost my last job, Nobody would hire me because of my age, even though they admitted that I was well qualified, they still would not hire me. I almost had an CIO position at a private college, but did not get it because they wanted somebody with more phone systems experence. Oh well. Know your nitch, and exploit it.

    14. Re:Burning cash by prankster · · Score: 1


      How did that happen? $401k in 8 months? Am I missing something here?


      If he worked in their accounting department the answer would also reveal why he lost his job.

    15. Re:Burning cash by gergi · · Score: 2

      RTP, NC? Expensive? LMAO! That place is booming because of (among other things) how inexpensive it is compared to some of it's other brethren in the tech-community... Northern Va and Silicon Valley

      --
      Nosce te Ipsum
    16. Re:Burning cash by antijava · · Score: 1

      It is NOT expensive. My *MORTGAGE* is less than a friend of mine pays for RENT in the Bay Area!

    17. Re:Burning cash by mtnbkr · · Score: 1

      I went to school near Raleigh and still have friends in the area. If you don't mind a moderate commute (less than 1 hr), you can live in several of the small towns around Raleigh (Angier, Fuqua-Varina, Garner, mebbe Goldsboro or Harnette County for a longer drive) and get a decent home with a huge yard for less than $150k.

      I live in Northern Virginia now. $150k gets you a dump of a townhome close to the "core" areas (fairfax co, most of loudoun co, alexandria, arlington, etc) of NoVa or a decent TH an hour+ out (Manassas, Gainsville, Centreville, etc). I chose the latter option. Don't even think about a single family home unless you have over $200k and lots of time to commute (probably closer to $300k realistically).

      Chris

    18. Re:Burning cash by bluGill · · Score: 2

      As the others have said, 401k is a legal definition. (that is law 401, section k)

      Still, a 37 year old ought to have more than 8 months of income in his 401k. I personally have that much at 27, but I have only been in it for a couple years. I know people who LOST $400,000 in their 401k last year (401k is often invested in stock), they are about 50. Now you can do some math, if someone who is 50 can lose 400,000 assuming compounding and intellegent savings, how much should be there. I'm not sure, but I would say at 37 less then $100,000 is plain stupid. If I had to I could make $100,000 strech out for 4 years.

      Note, that tapping into a 401k for job loss savings is not a smart thing to do. The law is set up to make 401k a good retirement savings account, not a good emergency fund, You should have 3-6 months of emergency savings according to all the finincial advisors I've talked to.

    19. Re:Burning cash by mtnbkr · · Score: 1

      My mortgage in NoVa is only a little higher than what my rent would've been for my tiny 1br apt in Ashburn (they tried to raise my rent 25%). A nice two br apartment would've been about what my mortgage is now. If you factor in the interest deduction, buying a house is cheaper in NoVa than renting once you need more than one br.

      I made the decision to buy in March, got a mortgage offer for 101% financing (with my wedding coming up in August, I had no money for a downpayment) and was in a house by the end of july.

      Chris

    20. Re:Burning cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's $6,000 a month. It's not *that* expensive. Its close. Yes, RTP grew because land was cheap for both residential and commercial development. But it HAS skyrocketed. No, its not at Sil Valley levels - BUT its all relative. Its doubtful that identical jobs in RTP and Sil Valley would pay the same I worked for NORTEL (quit before the layoffs to start my own company - stupid) HR worked VERY hard to ensure salaries were on par with LOCAL companies.

      Mortgages for $250/month? You're smoking crack. Case in point. I live 30minutes away from RTP in the country. Have a $200K house with $160K mortgage (equity is tied up in a car and some hoe business expenses) I got 6 5/8% - pretty good rate for when we got it. I pay $1200 a month. Mortgage companies are upping escrow payments too so the payment goes up each year. OK - Childcare - I have 2 kids in morning preschool (about $340 a month) and someon who watches them from 12:30 till 6 for $450/month - Now thats $790 (CHEAP by RTP standards where it was like $800-$1200 for two kids in company subsadized day cares) So we're up to $1990. Car payment - $510/month for our Minivan. Equity line which paid for first car and some hom business expenses and also monthly expenses when I was unemployed - $1000/month.

      We're at $3500 already. OK - Food and other living expenses - pared WAY down - we ate soup a lot - kids ate Mac & Cheese a lot. I'm not in front of my finance program, but I'll say $500. Thats $4000 a month. Credit Card debt - WE have a decent amount but it could be worse - problem? When I was unemployed for 9 months I missed payments a lot since we only had my wife's salary and whatever I could pull in from odd jobs, IT consulting, etc. So now I have 4 cards or so with 25 to 29% interest rates - the so called penalty rates. I've got min payments on them of about $250 a month with interest charges of like $280 a month meaning NO principal is gettin gpaid - impossible to pay them down at all. $1000 a month. We're up to $5000/month

      That doesn't include, phone ($20/month) Internet access (yes I coudl have gone to dial up to save $30 month but we were so below our cash flow level) $50/month. Car insurance $100/month Electric $100/month, Gas, $50-75 a month, so $5500 a month about so far. Plus day to day expenses excluding food.

      Se how fast it piles up? So sure you could say 'Sell teh car! Sell the house! Live in a shack!' Sure - let me step right up and treat my kids to that!

      So don't be so all knowing - monthly expenses pile up. My wife makes half what I do now (and it was about a third of what I earned at NORTEL) SO yes, things get tight. I managed to squeak by for 9 months spending soem stock we had (that was slammed in price but still worth something) and didn't have to touch teh pittance left in my 401K after the markets crashed. But we're hosed. We're earning about $120K a year now and taking home like $6,500 a month (with some, er, creative tax exemptions which we'll have to bring back down to avoid gettin nailed next April) Its rough. WE own our day care close to $3000 in back tuition and bless their hearts they didn't kick our kids out. (Otherwise I'd have had to watch the kids AND try to bring in money in low wage jobs, and some consulting - err not gonna work) We got one credit card for $4K turned over to collection right when I got a job and paid it off over 4 months with barely enough $$$ left over to feed ourselves.

      So it sucks - I've been employed for 6 months now and it still feels like I'm unemployed. We have NO money left over to do anything at the end of the month, yet we're finalyl getting caught up. THe credit card companies are screwing us huge and raising penalty rates to as high as 30%!!!! Whats worse? A coupel cards we managed to pay eery month by scarping here and there. But what do they do "WE're sorry to inform you that due to information on your credit report (ie other card late payments) we're applying the penalty rate to your existing accounts even though they are in good standing. Oh gee - let me bend on over for you - don't worry about teh K-Y.

      So until you're in a similar situation, don't act like you know what you're talking about. I live in the sticks - where food, taxes, etc are cheaper than in the RTP area itself so its worse for other folks. I know MANY people who've been laid off - they see their severance & Unemployment runig out (a luxury I didn't have since I quit to start my own business before the economy tanked - the business couldn't generate enough income and went under - but no layoff pkg or unemployment for me!

      The unemployment rate is bogus - I know MANY people working for low wage jobs - very qualified people, not posers who got good jobs in teh boom and weren't qualified. You should have seen teh rush in Oct/Mov when UPS opened up the hiring for holiday shifts for package handlers - its was a huge deal on the local jobless mailing list (TriangleNetworkingGroup on Yahoo Groups - archives make an enlightening read)

    21. Re:Burning cash by bpowell423 · · Score: 2

      Right. The 401k is tax-defferred, and there are several instances where you are allowed to withdraw money without paying penalties. You can always withdraw all the money if you want/need to, but you pay penalties+taxes. My guess is that this guy was at the end of his rope and withdrew what little money he apparently had in the 401k.

    22. Re:Burning cash by perljon · · Score: 0

      I was that way too.

      You are not unique. (a little more rare, but not unique)

      You reach a ceiling. Don't count on that doubling forever. Live as cheap a life style as possible because, you will hit a ceiling. Don't expect a doubling every year.

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    23. Re:Burning cash by baptiste · · Score: 2
      I went to school near Raleigh and still have friends in the area. If you don't mind a moderate commute (less than 1 hr), you can live in several of the small towns around Raleigh (Angier, Fuqua-Varina, Garner, mebbe Goldsboro or Harnette County for a longer drive) and get a decent home with a huge yard for less than $150k.

      That was then, not now. $200K in Fuquay will get you a decent house on a thumbnail lot and its at least a 30-1hr commute due to traffic on 55. Goldsboro - sure but its on the extreme other end of Raleigh when going to RTp - its a bear.

      Again, the point of this thread was how coudl you spend $6000 a month and the price of housing in RTP. It was cheap, but not anymore. I came here in 1992 - Bought a beautiful townhome for $70k (2 bedroom) Sold it TWO YEARS later for $90K That was 1994 - My house, out in teh sticks in Mebane, NC (> 30 miles from RTP) OUTSIDE the city of Mebane went from $134K assesed value in 1991 to $237K in 2001. Its even worse in Raleigh or Durham.

    24. Re:Burning cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh come on! What economy have you been in? My 401K went from $400K to $75K in like 1 year. Yes, I should have pulled most out into a guarenteed interest account, but didn't. I didn't pull an Enron - I had a well diversified portfolio, but stuff tanked major. Sure, some folks have savings - 6 months savings? You're talking about $30 to $50k Sure - thats well and good - Now everybdy out there earnin mor ethan say $40k and raise their hand if they have 6 months in liquid savings at their disposal.

      As for the 401k - Even if he had, say, $100k in his account after the market tanked (he'd be lucky) So, $100k, minus 10% penalty for withdrawl ($90k) minus 30% or so for taxes - $50 to $60k at best - it goes fast - Thats 8 to 10 months to survive AND now he has NO retirement at 37 - sucks huge!

    25. Re:Burning cash by mtnbkr · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize things had changed that much. Looks like there aren't any low cost areas left with a decent tech industry. I had been keeping Raleigh in my backpocket in the event I get totally burned out on NoVa.

      Chris

    26. Re:Burning cash by baptiste · · Score: 2
      I didn't realize things had changed that much. Looks like there aren't any low cost areas left with a decent tech industry. I had been keeping Raleigh in my backpocket in the event I get totally burned out on NoVa.

      Better hope that back pocket is bulging with cash :)

    27. Re:Burning cash by daniel_isaacs · · Score: 2

      Amen. I've heard enough crying from "MBA's" that worked at Nortel. That place was rife with skilless fat that needed triming. And most of the ones with actual technical experience can't do anything but program for a 20 year old telephone switch.

      Last I checked, my 401K was for RETIREMENT!!! I'm not going to dip into it just because I don't want to support my famliy the way my grandfather did.

      The fact is this guy probaby made 80K and lived check to check. No savings (since he dipped into his 401K after his SIX MONTH Full salary severence). Probably had a nice 400K house in Preston or Weston or Wakefield. Irresponsibly living beyond his means. Guess what buddy? You should've planned better.

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      - Dan I.
    28. Re:Burning cash by LWolenczak · · Score: 2

      Oh, I know. I know very well.

      :)

    29. Re:Burning cash by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2
      Still, a 37 year old ought to have more than 8 months of income in his 401k.

      I disagree. You have to remember two things.

      1. The last year and a half have done some serious damage to investments. I myself have lost nearly 2/3 of what I had saved up. I expect it to go up again dramatically before retirement, but if I had to start burning through it now, it wouldn't last long.
      2. There's a *HUGE* difference investment-wise between 37 and 50. The interest compounds itself over the years, so the older you get, the faster you earn. It's exactly the opposite of paying off your mortgage. Take a look at how much goes towards principle for the first 20 years vs the last 10 years.
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    30. Re:Burning cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thanks for clarifying, it sounded really strange.


      When I first moved to the states they wouldn't
      stop talking about IRA funds, I thought that
      this country was pretty sick for supporting terrorism in another country. Then I found
      out that it's some sort of accounting thing
      and that "stupid" people support the IRA and
      claim they didn't know...

    31. Re:Burning cash by The+Wicked+Armadillo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well I live in that area, and it is miserable here. The cost of living was 33K 10 years ago in Chaple Hill, and can only have gone up. Most tech people live in Cary, which is far worse in terms of living costs, and there are simply no jobs.
      Take for example a video rental store near me. In october or november there were over 200 aplications for employment delivered to the manager, better than 25% were from Ph.D.s
      This should give you some idea of what things are like around here. And it keeps getting worse. Those with any job at all are hanging on to them, and those with out jobs are pretty much SOL.

    32. Re:Burning cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sheee-it boy, I live in Raleigh area and my mortgage is cheaper than RENT right here. What a silly comparison, isn't rent pretty much always more than a mortgage????

    33. Re:Burning cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a bunch of people in IT in RTP area. Very few earn as much as 80k. Most earn less. Living from paycheck to paycheck is a reality for a family man, especially if the wife, or should I just stick to spouse, doesn't work so she can raise decent children.

      BTW, FU

    34. Re:Burning cash by boskone · · Score: 1

      umm, there is a limit to what you can contribute. It is increasing every year over the next five (thank God), but for 2001 it was capped at 10,500 per year or 15% of your income, whichever is less.

      uncle sugar doesn't want his subjects to save too much money and be too independant of him...

    35. Re:Burning cash by daniel_isaacs · · Score: 2

      I know a bunch of people in IT in RTP area. Very few earn as much as 80k. Most earn less. Living from paycheck to paycheck is a reality for a family man, especially if the wife, or should I just stick to spouse, doesn't work so she can raise decent children.

      BTW, FU


      I know very many IT guys too. And true, they aren't pulling down 80K. I'm one and I'm an 18 month year away from earning that much. But this guy had an MBA and worked @ Nortel for 15 years. He was probably making more than 80K.

      I (and most any other IT Guy) could find a job in 24 hours making 20 bucks per doing general desktop/sever support thru Manpower or Kelly. Anyone with real technology skills can do better than sorting mail for 13 bucks an hour. That this guy couldn't only reaffirms my opinion that the only letters more meaningless than MBA are MCSE.

      I stand by my assertion that anyone making as much money as I do for 15 years that can't go 6 months without burning through their retirement is a dumbass, and deserves none of our empathy.

      FYI, studies have shown that children of working mothers in the upper half of the payscale are actually better (behaved/socialized/acheivers) than those of stay-at-home moms. They are more "decent".

      If you wish to express negative sentiments to me, please do so with a meaningful name. Saying "fuck you" as an Anonymous Coward is, well, cowardly.

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      - Dan I.
    36. Re:Burning cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 38 and I've been contributing to various 401k programs since '85, except for 3-4 years where I plowed all the extra money I had into paying off a mortgage early (and now I'm glad I did). I must say that for having contributed for so many years I thought I'd have about 2 to 3 times more $$'s in my
      401k than I actually have now. A lot was lost in the stock market the last year and a half or so....

      You also have remeber that this guy would have had to pay taxes and the 10% penalty when he pulled money out of his 401k - that pretty well guarantees that half of the money evaporated in taxes and penalties....

    37. Re:Burning cash by wagadog · · Score: 1

      This may come as a shock but not everyone on here is american and so knows about obscure american savings plans. Why not tell us all about a TESSA then? What , you've not heard of it? Well maybe thats because its British.

      I'll tell you what. I won't browbeat you with the various superannuation schemes we have here in NEW ZEALAND either. Nor will I tell you how I handled retirement contributions during my professional residencies in the UK, Germany and France throughout the early 90's.

      The fact remains that you can't turn on the BBC world service for half a minute these days without hearing about Enron's employees' 401(k) retirement schemes going up in smoke. It's been all over the news for weeks now, including detailed explanations of how they work (and occasionally don't!) in the NZ Herald, the Times of London, and Paris Match.

      And, Oi. The bleating f-wit took it upon himself to comment, so he should have done his farking homework.

    38. Re:Burning cash by Inthewire · · Score: 0

      $120K a year now and taking home like $6,500 a month...Its rough.

      Are you that out of touch with "the grim meathook reality?"
      Understand that the average household income in this country was $42,148 (2000).
      In North Carolina it was $37,057 (1997 - 1999 avg).
      You're doing just fine. It could be much worse

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      Writers imply. Readers infer.
    39. Re:Burning cash by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      umm, there is a limit to what you can contribute. It is increasing every year over the next five (thank God), but for 2001 it was capped at 10,500 per year or 15% of your income, whichever is less

      With an ISA, the limit is GBP 7,000 per year, but there is also an overall maximum limit of GBP 50,000.

    40. Re:Burning cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he should try going back into the mainstream working. After all, bills are bills and they are NOT going away. Just because you have the 1337 skills that landed you a job 2 or 3 years ago, there are still jobs out there that need filling...Like the bagger at the local grocery store, pizza delivery, McDonalds is always hiring. Seems like you people are TOO GOOD to work those "shit" jobs when there are no "real" jobs else available.

      I am a prime example of this. Last February I was laid off of my contract at a software company and I moped and searched for work for about 2 months after that. I realized that I was getting further and further into debt so I started looking for ANY job even working 2 jobs to keep on top of things. I am now back in school to get the degree that all the employers have returned to seeking for any new applicants.

      Maybe you all should stop bitching and humble yourselves to seek out work in other sectors of the economy till things pick up again. Employers are not going to look at a gap of employment and raise their eyebrows since you have been working in the industry for a time since they all know "this is the way it is for everyone"

      so STFU and get back to work f00lz!

      --
      You know you want to mod me down as a troll, but recognize, this is reality. How will you face it?

    41. Re:Burning cash by xtremex · · Score: 1

      I live in Long Island, NY. The Median household income is $120,000. The Median cost of a house is $300,000. I live a block from a Lord & Taylors (If you're from long Island, you now know where I live!). People where I live aren't feeling the economy slump.
      However, I've been in this industry for over a decade. I have recently been laid off, and have been humiliated at interviews. They're telling me I am asking for too much.Telling me I have to make less. If I make less, I can't pay my mortgage. Plain and simple. Why should I get a $30,000 paycut? I am finding it VERY difficuly to get a job at the wage I've had for the past 2 years. I can get a job, but not at the pay that I want. Should I accept the paycut? Or should I refuse not to whore myself and wait it out?

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      If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
    42. Re:Burning cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $200k house, $160k mortgage @ 6 5/8% for $1200/mo, ++escrow

      $117k condo in Yardley, PA - 7 5/8% recently refi'd $135k @ 7% for $990/mo, no escrow.

      minivan payment $510/mo

      I'd never pay that much for one car unless it was a Land Rover or BMW 7 Series.

      preschool $340/mo, babysitter $450/mo

      That matches my 2 former car payments, but I wrapped up $440 into the refi

      home equity line $1000/mo

      my new mortgage and home equity loan add up to the old payment, and they don't do escrow (or PMI). I'll hold on to my money til the very end, thanks.

      phone $20
      Internet $50
      Car insurance $100
      Electric $100
      Gas $50-$75
      all kinds of credit card debt


      Same for all of us, bud, 'cept I haven't had a cc for 8 years. Debit cards only. I make $105k, the wife doesn't work, and yet I still put 8% in my 401(k), 4% in company stock, and fund my wife's Roth IRA @ $250/mo (the new legal limit).

      Sounds like a few of life's little choices made a huge difference between our lives.

    43. Re:Burning cash by KlomDark · · Score: 2

      So, what's the best way to pull out some 401k money due to unemployment? It's starting to look like I'm going to have to do something like that.

      Is there a tax penalty in the case of unemployment?

      Never thought I'd be pulling money out before retirment, but...

    44. Re:Burning cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, since nobody else seems to clue into this, I'll take a stab.

      I am SO sick of whiney people who claim, "I can't get a job," "I'm embarrassed to be doing XXX," "XXX job is beneath me." This is the biggest load. Does this mean because a person has managed to work in the tech industry, with or without a formal education (the latter of which is a rather high portion) that he or she is somehow better than the rest of the people doing XXX job next to you?

      I've heard this more times than I can count, "I have* to find a job that makes at least $$$ or I can't pay my rent." So, they sit around and keep applying for tech jobs they wont get instead of getting a job at walmart or target.

      Good god people, if you can stand, and you can speak english, in America, you can get a job. Don't assume that for one second you are too good to do anything, you aren't.

      Get a job.

  4. ( Bad for me anyway! ) Re:Bad in Texas as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes - graduated 2 months ago (BS in comp. sci) with a 3.77 gpa. I have a lot of experience. (I used to own my own business.) I have applied like 20 places, and I haven't even gotten a rejection letter yet. They just don't say anything.

    If I had a job, would I be reading /. at 5:00 am?

    Please hire me :)

    1. Re:( Bad for me anyway! ) Re:Bad in Texas as well by Sarcasm_Orgasm · · Score: 0

      There's always pr0n, it's flat out booming. Try meeting a nice 18-20 year old girl(s) around your parts, & exploit her to the world. I've found many that'll do it for some alcohol, & a $50 a week.

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    2. Re:( Bad for me anyway! ) Re:Bad in Texas as well by dumpster_d · · Score: 1

      The unemployment rate in the "Silicon Forest" [Oregon] is 7.5% -- by far the worst in the Nation. Things are really bad.

      I still am employed, but our company [one of the largest software-only in the world] took an across the board 10% cut in wages/etc last November, and will be taking an additional 3% next November.

      Most of the folks I know who lost/fled their jobs have been rehired, but we're talking about some seriously qualified folks, so they can be dismissed as end-points.

      Interestingly, its revealed some serious flaws in our tax structure. Oregon has ~3M people, and the loss of employment translated into ~800M$ less in tax-revenue [not counting the additional cost of unemployment for 1-in-13 unemployed].

      From what I understand of sociology, this translates into a 6-month countdown before a year-long spike in violent crime and suicide rates begins.

  5. Laid off MBAs and marketing by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Someone's got to say it:

    How many of these people are MBA's vice-presidents of marketing or business analysts.

    They don't mention anything about out-of-work programmers, sysadmins and webmasters. I'd think that a lower percentage of real techies are out of work.

    Replies welcome any out-of-work C coders. Anyone?

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    StrawberryFrog

    1. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Duncan3 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'd think that a lower percentage of real techies are out of work.

      Guess again. All the people I know out of jobs are hardcore geek types. The marketing people I know actually had no trouble finding new jobs.

      --
      - Adam L. Beberg - The Cosm Project - http://www.mithral.com/
    2. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know dell didn't fire (m)any MBAs or marketing peops. They fired mostly engineers and programmers. In fact they fired about 95% of their programmers, while firing about 5% of the management in the programming departments. Apparently in business school they teach you how to design computers.

    3. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know of two (UK), who've been out of work for a few months. Good coders with proven track records, as well.

    4. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by vagnerr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The vast majority of the staff laid off from my company where technical staff (based on popularity with management rather than skills it seemed) although they did remove one manager who was utterly incompetent. There still remains a useless manager or two, and the sales people who arn't actualy selling are still here and are even being promoted. Something can't be right :-}

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    5. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      All of the people who cared about what they were doing got laid off from my last place -- and while there's contracting work out there, full-time employment is VERY thin on the ground. Certainly, since last year, the average time out of work has been 6 months and up -- for GOOD, strong developers. You know, C, C++, assembly, the whole kit and kaboodle.

      Time to go to school again while the economy rights itself.

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      Coming soon - pyrogyra
    6. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by jejones · · Score: 5, Funny
      [Raises hand] Here...I'm in Des Moines, out of work after 15 years of compiler maintenance, enhancement, and development.

      Perversely humorous item: I went over to itmoonlighting.com, entered my vitae, and let it do its search for temporary jobs. Exactly one turned up--it was pretty obviously a college student who wanted someone to do his homework for him and was willing to pay $200 for it. (In case he or she is reading this--write your own RPN calculator for polynomials, OK?)

    7. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are certainly still jobs for C coders but they pay much less. I got one on arriving in London within 7 days...but the pay is nearly half of what it used to be ( contract rates..)

    8. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Zarathustra.fi · · Score: 0, Troll
      Apparently in business school they teach you how to design computers.

      ..or atleast they teach you how to preserve your own unnecessary low-stress position at the marketing dept! ;)

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    9. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't mention anything about out-of-work programmers, sysadmins and webmasters. I'd think that a lower percentage of real techies are out of work.

      I don't know what the company I used to work for is doing (www.rulespace.com). They got rid of all the admins - including the people who knew anything about dns, kerberos and ndis. Heaven help them if it breaks. They also got rid of the web master - the website has rarely changed (at least in any major manor) in a 6~8 months.

      They still have all the managers for those departments though.

    10. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Drazi100 · · Score: 0

      probably alot of marketing tyoes are out. there realy is alot more of them than there are geeks
      competition is much more fierce

    11. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      out of work ?

      no

      making less money coding c/c++ then I would if I was pumping gas?

      yes

      envious of the local tech's that got laid off allready?

      yes

      why?

      They got the first dibs on the jobs at the local gas stations and quicky marts.

      my pay has been going down rapidly in the past year while my work load, and amount of crap I
      have to put up with has increased.

    12. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by batboy78 · · Score: 1


      It sure would be nice to be able to afford to go to school again, I'm going on 6 months without a job, strong coder, with a clearance. You would think there would be a lot of gov't jobs wanting a clearanced coder, but think again.

    13. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Targetman · · Score: 1

      so if he/she was willing to pay for it, why not do it?

      After all, good consultants are all whores, anyway. Maybe you're not cut out for it.

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      I didn't do it, and if I did, you can't prove it. Bart Simpson
    14. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by cyber-vandal · · Score: 2

      Everyone in the UK is finding it hard, and the rise of the Indian and Eastern European software industries have virtually obliterated the contractor market here.


      Europe used to be a good place, what with many companies having English as the company language. However too many idiots abused the various local tax systems and got caught and now a foreign language (or 2 in Belgium) is an almost automatic requirement, meaning that you at least have to be a naturalised resident and preferrably a citizen.


      In short, I'm screwed when it comes to getting a job. Even when applying for the permanent ones I rarely get an answer.

    15. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by djweis · · Score: 1

      Did you happen to work for a company that has a fairly new building on the West side of 80/35?

    16. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by jejones · · Score: 2

      Now that you mention it...

    17. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they teach you how to quickly identify that 80% of your programming staff is duffs who write Open Source on company time.

    18. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2

      the marketing/business folks are good at schmoozing, networking or whatever it's called (those soft skills).

    19. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 0

      I concur, I started back on 8 bit machines,
      and learned basic, cobol, fortran, and then
      went to the military and worked on missile
      systems .

      Got back out, went into Bio-med, bank equipment,
      and then Telecom and networking for the ...

      "THE" Voip debacle ...

      So now I am doing contract desktop support
      wherever I can find it, while knocking out
      all the certifications I can .

      Such is life, corporate America by and large
      looks at the hardcore Techs as being
      responsible for the DOT COM crunch and felt
      we over charged them for a game plan that
      didn't work .

      What they forget is, that we often complained
      that their pre-conceived idiocies were bad
      ideas often with bitter rebukes from them .

      Bottom line is...it was their game plan,
      not ours, we just did our best to implement .

      As long as Non-Tech ppl are making descisions
      for Tech companies, you are gonna get suits
      running the show, and offering champagne
      and caviar to clients at sales demos
      just like Cisco Systems did when I worked for
      them .

      Furniture was not sold when it was no longer
      appealing to the marketing pukes, they threw
      it in the dumpsters . Hell the CFO released
      a memo chastizing them for this behaviour .

      Carte Blanche' for Sales, marketing, and Suits.

      Look at Winstar, half or more of their ppl
      just flushed like yesterdays news .

      Look at Broadband Office, or Zephion the
      last ditch prayer spin-off .

      pathetic ...

      Alot of these companies sole goals was to get
      bought and cash out, greed vs. goals .

      Oh so many Enrons, Oh so many shell games,
      so many filthy rich execs taking millions
      of dollars of money that was entrusted to them
      on belief in their honesty, integrity, and
      knowledge .

      When in fact it was all a ruse, to scam just
      as much cash as they can .

      How quaint .

      Ex-MislTech

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    20. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If 80% of your staff is underutilized, why is that their fault and not yours?

    21. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Jason_Knx · · Score: 1

      Nope, Sorry. I live in the Eastern TN and was laid off from a job where I was the sysadm, webmaster, Technical Manager, Drafting Manager and so on.

      Basically if there was any type of IT equipment or situation involving the use of the equipment (from typewriters and caculators to the servers) I handle it and oversaw it. This was for a medium sized steel fabricator.

      When the economy started to turn down they as most of the fabrication shops and everything else in the area had troubles too. In supposed to be temporary restructuring I was laid off because it was determine by the investors, banks, and upper managment that IT wasn't directly involved in getting a product out the door and considered an extra expense. Eventhough a lot of my day to day duties involved solving problems not related to computer maintainence but to application of the system to the company.

      The problem is that most places that are not tech oriented in production feel this way about IT. So those that can get a job are often overworked but can't get any help because it's looked as too expensive to hire additional people.

      Now do contract work for the same company for what was my position. But I also do the same for 3 additional companies. The problem is that all of them are very picky about how long you're there and do not give up a lot of work so I'm still making less than I was before. (Which wasn't an over inflated rate but decent for the area.)

      The entire economy has a completey different view of what the IT sector now and it's reflecting in the amount of jobs.

    22. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by OS-9+Al · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for him but I can speak for me and I worked for them 13 days short of six years (got my termination notice the same morning I recieved my "you've got a raise" notice) ;-) The layoff cycle may be about to happen again -- another ex- I know from that building noticed a pattern in the last three layoffs after quarterly announcements, so we'll see. It's good and bad. Good: the job market suddenly has massively talented folks him him in available! Bad: the job market has barely-minorly-talented folks like me available . . . I wonder if I can still make money selling CoCo software...

    23. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thing about itmoonlighting.com is your selection of competencies highly reflects the results you receive from job searches. i had three competencies listed: linux, novell and nt and heard nothing for almost a year. finally i got a hit and it was due to exact match criteria.

      If you also list 'networking' and 'hardware' and 'windows 9x' for example, you get about 50 times the hits

    24. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Tony+Tastey · · Score: 1

      Yup, over here. Got laid off from the startup I was working at in downtown Boston less than a month after 9/11. They basically just said that the market was so bad since the attacks that they had to cut as many people as they could to stop losing money.

      I spent about a year and a half there writing the network logic in their streaming application server, and spent 9 months before that at Raytheon's air traffic control division.

      I've been firing off about 3-5 resume's a week since then, and I've had one interview.

    25. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by curunir · · Score: 2

      I think the people who are suffering the most are the (what I like to call) pseudo-techies. The people who, during the boom, had jobs paying $90k/yr coding (d)html/flash/cgi/php.

      From what I've seen, those kind of jobs are gone. Businesses have realized that they can hire *real* coders who are used to handling backend implementations and they'll still be able to handle pretty much any front-end stuff that gets tossed their way.

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    26. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Here...I'm in Des Moines, out of work after 15 years of compiler maintenance, enhancement, and development.

      Hmm. Any Linux, gnu toolchain (gcc, gdb), or cross-compiler experience? Are you willing to relocate? If not, are you open to contract work?

    27. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, not true.

      I am a programmer with experience in many different languages. I'm fluent in C/C++, Java, PHP, Perl, etc., etc.. Hell, I've even been employed in the past to code in Fortran, COBOL and Pascal (even had to re-write another's code in some of these languages into C.. which was ugly ;-)

      But I found myself out of work due to massive budget cuts at a major company (Intel). In my case, the lay-offs seemed pretty indescriminate: some 500 people from my division lost their jobs. Some were posers who had done little more than code a few HTML/PHP/CGI pages (they were mostly temps, tho), but many were very talented people.

      Now I have been forced to take a much lower paying sysadmin job just to survive. (Read my other rant here.

      So don't think just because someone is a "real" techie they are immune- 'cuz they ain't ;-)

    28. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      Desperately out of work coder here. It's been four months now, and I'm starting to wonder how feasible a Ramen igloo would be as housing.

      I'm drawing unemployment, but it's a third of what I was making before.

    29. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      True. God help you if you mention the word "Java" in your "we're hiring" page. You'll get flooded with clueless J2EE idiots to the point that you can't even find the reasonably intelligent people through the noise.

      We just replaced the word "Java" with "OO programming" and the volume of applicants dropped 10x and the quality shot up.

    30. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Inthewire · · Score: 0

      I'm out of work, but not a C coder.
      Yet.
      That's what this "time of renewal" is for, right?

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    31. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by jejones · · Score: 2

      I use Linux, but am not terribly familiar with using Linux system calls. I made a point of avoiding learning much about gcc for fear of infecting the compilers I worked on with copyleft, but now I plan on studying gcc. As for cross-compiler experience, much of what I did was cross compiled. I'd relocate to central Oklahoma (family's there), and would consider contract work. (There...that should be offtopic enough to lose me some karma!)

    32. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2

      Its not so weird. Hiring/firing of sales staff is not greatly affected by economic downturns. The reason is that a business's survival is based on making sales. If you fire someone who's job it is to sell, that's one less person available to keep your company alive. Even if there are people not selling, its blamed on the downturn, not the person's selling skills. Firing such a person then means you do not have an experienced body who can maximize your selling rate once the economy improves. Sales staff are less expensive to keep if they work on commission too. Layoffs in sales staff only occurs when there is confidence that the sales staff cannot possibly move product for a long period of time. Then you may want to improve the quarter's bottom line. Good sales managers hire/fire based on a performance curve; weed out the least productive regardless of the economic outlook.

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    33. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by nvts-NUTS · · Score: 1
      I'm an out of work C coder.

      I have 6 years of experience working on cutting edge cellular data products. I've worked on both cell systems and cell phones. I have 2 patents and I'm only 27. This is supposed to be the prime of my career.

      I've sent out dozens of resumes to companies with posted openings both in my state and across the US. The amount of interviews I've had in 2+ months of being unemployed? ONE! And that was from a small business in my town that's owned by my neighbor. And before you say that my resume must suck....I've been told by multiple recruiters that my resume is among the best they've seen.

      Don't assume that coders aren't out of work or that if they are that they find jobs immediately. It simply isn't true. There are some areas of the country that were extremely hard hit and continue to suffer. Not only are many of us going to be changing industries (still coding yes but in a different industry) but we're also open to HUGE pay cuts just to get a job to pay the mortgage.

    34. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Cadrys · · Score: 1

      C++ jockey in NE Florida, 7 years experience, currently playing "Mr. Mom" while my wife dusts off her nursing license. There is *nothing* around here, and the out-of-work pool is only getting bigger right now.

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    35. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      so if he/she was willing to pay for it, why not do it?

      But best ask for advance payment... you never know, kids these days...

    36. Re:Laid off MBAs and marketing by AnalogousCoward · · Score: 1

      Dude, you are so right. I would wager that not a single slashdot reader holds the fluff positions the people in this article held.

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      "I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them." ~ Isaac Asimov
  6. These are not techies by johnburton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These are quotes from the article about the jobs that people were laid-off from :-

    "Here I am throwing mail with an MBA"
    "sharpening her resume as a marketing manager "
    "write scripts for now-defunct Web soap opera The Spot"
    "quality assurance (QA) job "
    "product manager for software development "

    With the possible exception of the QA job, none of these sound like techie jobs. They are all just fairly unskilled jobs that happen to be in a technical company. This article is very misleading.

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    1. Re:These are not techies by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      With the possible exception of the QA job, none of these sound like techie jobs. They are all just fairly unskilled jobs that happen to be in a technical company. This article is very misleading.

      Are you an idiot? These people were working tech jobs prior to losing their tech jobs and taking non-tech jobs.

      The jist of the article is that while "unemployment" is over 5%, the uncounted "UNDERemployed" is an ever-growing mass because unemployment benefits run out quickly (8+ months is quick? It is when you're holding out for a job!)

      These people HAD to take non-tech jobs because there was nothing else! They are underemployed because they are skilled people in unskilled positions. I would say that the article is right-on and you're just not reading very carefully... typical though -- trying to read just enough to make it seem like you know what you're talking about so you can post a comment on Slashdot...

      Try again!

    2. Re:These are not techies by Cyberdyne · · Score: 1
      At least some of them are techies:

      "Here I am throwing mail with an MBA"
      ...Cavazos, who has a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering from Texas A&M University and a master's of business administration from Pfeiffer University
      OK, he's not a coder, but he does have a technical degree too...

      "sharpening her resume as a marketing manager"
      She is versed in programming,
      So SHE *IS* a coder! (Of course, with a name like that, you'll never get a tech job; people will associate you with the other Katz ;)

      The QA guy did software QA, which I'd say is fairly technical (or the company's doing something wrong...)

      OK, the soap opera script writer wasn't a techie, but the others all were. I wonder how many of the unemployed/underemployed people have MCSEs? :-)

    3. Re:These are not techies by johnburton · · Score: 2

      Uh no. Those were the jobs they had before losing them, not the ones that had afterwards. Please read the artical before calling me an idiot.

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    4. Re:These are not techies by johnburton · · Score: 2

      Yeah well mechanical engineering is a worthy subject, but not of great help in many software and development technical jobs which is what the article was about. I mean no help --getting-- the job, when there are lots of people with more relevent --sounding-- qualifications.

      The fact that he also has an MBA would make it very difficult for them to get a job in a technical subject as there is always the thought that they don't really want a technical job, they really want to be a manager of some kind.

      And I've known several marketing people who claim to know some programming, but you wouldn't even consider them for a technical job.

      I did say QA was an exception.

      My point is that none of these people are good candidates for getting a techie job. I wasn't intending to doubt their qualifications, but just to say that it's hardly suprising to me that these people would find it difficult to get the kind of job being described here.

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    5. Re:These are not techies by erroneus · · Score: 5, Informative

      "A year ago, Jose Carlos Cavazos was enthusiastic about his new career in telecommunications and his position with Nortel Networks. Now he's throwing mail on the night shift at a U.S. Postal Service distribution center for $13 an hour.

      Geez, you only have to read the first line.

      He was working in an unnamed position at Nortel. The article goes on to describe that he's got an engineering degree from Texas A&M (one of the best) and while he was operating with an MBA (probably because he wanted to move into management where more money was) he still has a tech background and is a direct victim of the tech slow-down. And in this case, since he was working for Nortel, it didn't matter if he was pushing a broom under their roof, it was a tech company he was released from.

      Reading the following details, you will see that it's an artical that illustrates that it's the tech 'industry' that's failing, not merely tech 'jobs.' And again, these people still have 'tech' backgrounds. As managers and leaders, do you think the people under them kept their jobs or do you think they fired management and kept the underlings?

      Peter Peets has a different take on layoffs. The Chapel Hill, N.C., resident took a job in December 2000 as product manager for software development in a regional office of Cisco Systems. He got laid off four months later in a downsizing that eliminated 8,500 Cisco positions, and he spent the summer fretting about his mortgage and how he'd fund the college education of his three children.

      Again, a person showing technical ability but happens to have been in a managerial position... why? Because most people (not you) realize that when management gets the axe, the people under them have already gotten it.

      It's not misleading, you're misreading.

      I suspect you're quite comfortable in your position..? Don't fool yourself into thinking they axe management and marketting before they lay off the "line workers." It's the "workers" who get axed first. They show management getting it because it's more dramatic though they ASSume the reader understands that in some of these cases, hundreds and thousands of people below them got the axe first.

    6. Re:These are not techies by sql*kitten · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Here I am throwing mail with an MBA"

      His first degree was in Engineering, so I presume he simply mentioned the MBA because it's a graduate degree and world emphasize his point.

      "sharpening her resume as a marketing manager "

      From the article: She is versed in programming, account management, and customer

      "quality assurance (QA) job "

      At many software companies, new hires would start in QA before moving to bug fixing, then adding features, then real new coding...

      "product manager for software development "

      ... and then to product/project management or system architect.

      They are all just fairly unskilled jobs that happen to be in a technical company. This article is very misleading.

      There is a great deal more to the production of software than just typing funny words into a text editor.

    7. Re:These are not techies by Sleeper · · Score: 1

      Exactly!
      They are not tecies.

      I know about one guy who used to be a programmer but now is driving a cab but that's about it. Most people I know who were engineers and got fired found new jobs.

      Of course it is much tougher now. But from what i hear there are jobs out there. There are startups sitting on substential money there are big companies that still need people to work on their projects. The problem right now that most of those companies are very sellective right now. They are looking for the people with specific skills not just smart people. So it takes longer time to find it. And of course for recent graduate it is very thogh. Mainly because HR and recruitement managers are fucking idiots and greedy bastards.

      I talk to people working for Applied Materials and Lamb Research. Off the records they say that we should anticipate that semiconductor industry will go up again in the second half of the year. In telecom there are still startups with money who need people and I still hear about some startups getting new rounds of financing. Hell, I have to say that trafic in Bay Area is pretty bad right now.

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    8. Re:These are not techies by Miragejp · · Score: 0
      So says you - I know tons of ME's I went to school with who were just as competent at coding as us EE's - and much more competent than most of those touchy-feely CIS fags. In fact, a large majority of the people in the intelligent machines lab (i.e. robots, A.I., etc.) were ME's.

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    9. Re:These are not techies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My point is that none of these people are good candidates for getting a techie job. I wasn't intending to doubt their qualifications, but just to say that it's hardly suprising to me that these people would find it difficult to get the kind of job being described here.

      Additionally, what are they applying for these days? _Any_ job or just the same job?

    10. Re:These are not techies by MikeFM · · Score: 2

      Another group of us that it's hitting hard are the techies that didn't happen to live near one of the tech hives. Rather than jump to a much better paying job somewhere else I was happily sitting at a decent paying local tech job that I liked and I still could be close to home. I figured I was young and there would always be time to earn that money later since I'd obviously still have the skills. Boom take away the job and I didn't have $20,000 or $100,000 or anything like mentioned in this article to hold me over. The unemployment money went fast. Here it only lasts for about three months. I've been unemployed for almost a year and getting by on occassional contract work at half what I used to make isn't easy. Even blue collar jobs locally are hard to come by as several big companies have closed or laid off major portions of their workforce. Of course without an income or savings I can't afford to move either.

      The only positive thing I can say is that it does give me time to work on personal projects and I've been able to opensource quite a bit of code. I'd really be happy if I could find a job/sponsor that'd pay me to continue writing opensource code even if at a very low wage (~$100/wk).

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    11. Re:These are not techies by Evil+Grinn · · Score: 1

      At many software companies, new hires would start in QA before moving to bug fixing, then adding features, then real new coding...

      ... and then to product/project management or system architect.


      I wish. At my company (and many others I'm sure) programming, QA, and product management are all separate career paths with little or no overlap.


      New programmers immediately start coding on whatever project is hot at the time they are hired. Veteran programmers get to go back and fix all the bugs they wrote when they were new.

    12. Re:These are not techies by ArtDent · · Score: 2

      "sharpening her resume as a marketing manager"
      She is versed in programming,
      So SHE *IS* a coder! (Of course, with a name like that, you'll never get a tech job; people will associate you with the other Katz ;)

      Hardly. The quote was: "she is versed in programming, account management, and customer acquisition and retention; she has led marketing campaigns for direct mail, trade shows, events, advertising, branding and positioning."

      I think it's pretty clear from context that "versed in" means that she is able to insert enough related buzzwords into her speech to convince other technically ignorant marketroids and PHB's that she has some clue as to what it is she's trying to sell.

      The QA person seems technical, and the unspecified Nortel employee MIGHT have been technical, but that's it.

    13. Re:These are not techies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how many of the unemployed/underemployed people have MCSEs?

      Probably not a lot of them.

    14. Re:These are not techies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but "versed in programming" sounds as far from convincing as possible, especially in connection with the other skills mentioned...

    15. Re:These are not techies by protovirus · · Score: 1

      I disagree with the statement that front line workers get the axe first. Usually when that happens, it's in a company with a strong union. In many situations, upper and middle managers get let go long before the front line workers. Why? Well I am glad you asked, because when a company is going down it's best to keep things moving on the 'factory floor'.

    16. Re:These are not techies by max+cohen · · Score: 1
      My point is that none of these people are good candidates for getting a techie job.


      Software development is NOT the only filed you can consider "techie"! Try semiconductors, pharmaceuticals, optics, MEMS, etc. All very skilled, high end stuff whose industries often send their employees on a economic roller coaster ride. The article was about people in technology fields taking jobs that were far below their skill set, not just about laid off software developers.


      Nortel makes telecommunications equipment. That requires software AND hardware, and producing hardware uses the skills of a mechanical engineer.

    17. Re:These are not techies by opkool · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not really.

      In my former company I was a techie (coder + sysadmin skill needed), front line (level 2 support, 3 spoken languages). And I was in the second batch to get the axe. The first batch were the ones that spoke only 1 language.

      The quasi-moronic manager didn't get the axe until this month, or so I said.

      Now, living underemployed. And I'm happy to make $10/hour. It could be much worst. Like making $0.00/hour.

      :/

    18. Re:These are not techies by raldanash · · Score: 1

      I always thought it was the middle-management types that got fired to squeeze more out of the bottom line (not just in tech-in a lot of industries). They might hire and fire individuals-but they don't necessarily have total control of axing their whole dept, and they often get paid more than the people below them...and often during tough times higher-ups wonder what sort of value they're adding.

      Remember, coporate restructuring often involves getting rid of the fat in the management level while keeping the grunts that actually produce whatever you're selling. On the other hand, you could fire managers and those below them at the same time if you want to axe a whole departement-or are scaling back production because of intenvory over-hang or what not.

      In any case, my point being-that middle managers generally can't get away with firing all their subordinates first-because their whole job is to supervise these people. Upper management can get away with firing a lot of people below them because there are a lot fewer of them, and technically they manage broad areas of the company-not necessarily the specific middle managers below them.

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    19. Re:These are not techies by szquirrel · · Score: 1

      At many software companies, new hires would start in QA before moving to bug fixing, then adding features, then real new coding...

      Really? Please list them so I can call them and beg them to hire away our QA staff. Many of them want so badly to code they can taste it but the sad reality is that their developer skills go no farther than QA.

      My company hires people into the jobs they are qualified for, rather than making them jump through hoops and under-utilizing their skills.

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    20. Re:These are not techies by msobkow · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Your last line really says it all, and knowing that is the great differentiator between the new-grad programmer and a seasoned developer.

      Like any other university grad, I started my career thinking project management, documentation, and QA were just for people who "couldn't program." The past 15 years in the industry have taught me that real design documentation, project management, and QA are critical to the success of a project. It's only the little one-person jobs that don't "need" those features, and those tasks are now the domain of office automation software, not development teams.

      On the downside, the first areas of a development team to be hit when there are budget cuts are QA, design/documentation and programming teams. Good managers hang on because they have a knack for getting the most done with their ever-reducing resources, but the poor ones are out the door as quickly as the rest of the team.

      Many people have mentioned that some staff get retained because they "get along" with people in management. Where is the surprise here? If you don't get along with anyone except hard-core techs, how can you hope to collect business requirements (from people who don't speak geek), follow up on bug reports, or convince anyone that your work is important? Take the arrogant hard-core computer geek attitude and you just alienate the people you're supposed to be servicing.

      While I'd rather program for fun, my job is servicing business needs. It took the first few years of my career to learn that, and that bit of experience is the main reason most placement agencies want people with 2-3 years experience or more. Working on part-time jobs during your education that are one-person development projects doesn't develop those skills and understandings, which is why interviewers only want to know about the work you did after graduating.

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    21. Re:These are not techies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I ever find myself working for a company with so many levels of management, shoot me.

      "If your life resembles office space, get a new job. Its funny to laugh at, but wake up!"

    22. Re:These are not techies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the word techie gets thrown around a lot. I worked in the Semiconductor Industry repairing, calibrating, installing; robots, laser inspection equip., wetbenches, wafer handling equip., scrubbers, reactors, electrical facilities, computers. Well versed in Linux, Unix, Windows. But when I look for techie jobs I don't see any with my skills listed, though I still consider myself a techie.

      Seems that unless you work as a MIS Admin, or in a Dot Com they don't consider you a techie.

      Since I am currently unemployeed due to the turn down in the Semicondutor Industry I have had one interview. Right now I am taking a Refrigeration/AC Class to improve my resume. Hopefully with my background and EPA Certification included I will find something.

      Right now I saved up and prefer to remain unemployeed as to under-employeed. But I don't have kids so that is an option.

    23. Re:These are not techies by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 2

      Don't fool yourself into thinking they axe management and marketting before they lay off the "line workers." It's the "workers" who get axed first.

      This rings true to me as well. I work in the IT division (about 1500 employees) of a bank with 26,000 employees here in the US. I've been here four years, and have seen a couple cycles of this sort of "resource management" go through, company-wide AND tech division-wide.

      Typically what happens is: Mucky-muck bossman is either retiring or moving on to new company. Announces reductions in staff, the "low-hanging fruit" (front-line folks with lower performance reviews, project teams that don't add directly to the bottom line) is let go with severence and job-placement.

      New manager (anywhere from mid-level manager to CTO/CEO) takes over within 4-12 weeks, and announces "REORGANIZATION!" Instantly all managers who were promoted through the ranks by their predecessor, or who are not "loyal to them," get the axe with a VERY generous compensation arrangement. (I knew one very good gentleman/manager who was here for 31 years. He got a year paid severence package.)

      Without fail, this cycle seems to happen every 24-36 months, no matter which area of the bank you're in... retail sales, loan processing, application development, server operations...

      ...and I'm willing to be it works like this at other companies as well. Part of the games beaurocrats play.

      Like that Dilbert strip, all the PHBs sitting around discussing the skeletons they have to hide, so it's time for a re-org. Dilbert asks PHB why they keep re-orging. PHB asks Dilbert what he does when he gets a flat tire, and Dilbert says, "If I'm you, I rotate the tires and keep driving!"

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    24. Re:These are not techies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with your statement mostly:

      Mainly because HR and recruitement managers are fucking idiots and greedy bastards.

      I am currently laid off and with a lot of experience and skill in electrical/mechanical/computers but have only had one interview since layoff. Part of the reason is it is just plan tough out there right now. They are also not filling jobs very fast even though they are posting them. It took them over 1 month to call me for the job I put in for before being laid off. Haven't heard one peep from any of the others and no one else that has put in for them have either.

      Why, a lot of it does have to do with the HR people. They are a completely different breed of human. Notice that they never really call it Human Resources any more. It has become like Kentucky Fried Chicken which is now KFC because they want you to forget about the Fried part. Just like HR wants you to forget about the Human part. I have a pretty good track record of getting the job on the first or second interview, as long as I can get in past the HR robots.

      It isn't all their fault a lot of it has to do with the amount of people they have to deal with. But in order to get in a lot of times if you don't know someone is to put keywords in your resumes. They don't even look at them a lot of the time and use a scanner to cut out the waste. Unfortunetly that can cut out some really good workers.

      Another obstacle is unions. You love 'em and hate 'em. Overall I think (know) they have benefited the average human. But try and get on some places. GM where I live, they hand out referral cards to employees, you have to know one of them or you can't get on. Chrysler you have to have a Journeyman card before you can even submit for a maintenance job, kindof the Catch22, no matter how many years experience you have in the field. Have to get the job to get the card, but can't get the card without the job. Every new car I bought has been made at the factory that I can't even get a job at. Well, I can't change their minds, but I can vote with my pocketbook and never buy a new car again from them. Used cars for me from now on.

    25. Re:These are not techies by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      disagree with the statement that front line workers get the axe first

      Better believe it, bud. That's what's happening out there. I speak from personal experience.

      Si

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    26. Re:These are not techies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Middle Management is generally the first to go if there is a down turn. Upper Managment is the company is sold.

      Friend worked at a place where it was sold to a new company three times. Each time a slice of middle management was let go and all the top brass. No techies or grunts were let go until the fourth round.

      Where I work about 450 people were laid off 5 years ago. 400 middle managers, 50 grunts.

      Techs and grunts are often invisible to upper managment, interchangable cogs not important enough to go to all the trouble of actually cleaning up.

    27. Re:These are not techies by crucini · · Score: 2

      I am not responding to your larger point, but to your overestimation of the term "product manager". A product manager is usually not a manager. He's more like a crpss betweem a marketing guy and a secretary. He determines what features make it into the spec. Basically they are "glue" people who keep the communication and info flowing, and keep requests prioritized so the development doesn't become unbalanced. Big corporations have a lot of fluffy, non-technical people like this, and frankly they were overpaid and overtitled during the boom. Not that I wish them any harm - I would like the boom back for all of us, technical and non-technical. But please don't assign someone either technical or managerial credibility on the basis of the title 'product manager'.

      With regard to the larger point, my perception is that the bust hit the fluffy jobs first, then the technical jobs. By now, all are suffering.

    28. Re:These are not techies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my former company...

      At your former company?

      ...I was a techie (coder + sysadmin skill needed), front line (level 2 support, 3 spoken languages)... The quasi-moronic manager didn't get the axe until this month, or so I said.
      Now, living underemployed. And I'm happy to make $10/hour. It could be much worst. Like making $0.00/hour.


      Just out of curiosity was one of the lanuages you spoke English? Clearly not.

  7. My experience by mirko · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Some years ago, 1995, I got through a 5-month unemployemnt period.

    It was quite hard to keep in a good mood but I went through by doing as many benevolent work as I could (development, Acorn/RiscPC User Group, continuous self-teaching of things like web development, GNU/Linux hacking...).

    As these activities involved lots of professionnally valuable material, I ended finding a job as a Macromedia Director teacher for unemployed, then as an interactive devices developper, then as a webmaster...

    The hardest thing was gather some money to buy some book but I benefitted from my bro's Internet access, in the university and I could print many many RFC's, man pages, etc.

    So, my advice is that one should remain busy learning interesting potentially emerging new technologies so that this unemployement period appears to be constructive, after all.

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    1. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      great thats just what the unemployed need to learn, macromedia director.

    2. Re:My experience by mirko · · Score: 0

      I met a guy who needed some interactive devices developpers who he could only retribute with a small percentage of his sales...
      And it has become derivated as Flash, IIRC so, it is not a bad thing to approach as it offers a new perspective in terms of multimedia programming.
      Of course, don't just learn one of these things but all the ones you have the opportunity to get your hands on.
      One of the biggest problems when looking for a small job is that most of the people who interviewed me got scared by my degrees...
      So, you see, better widen your abilities than getting depressed.

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    3. Re:My experience by cyphgenic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One can also spend the free time to expand one's horizons.

      It takes a huge psychological toll [...] Imagine making $100,000 a year and then foaming lattes for a living [...] they're taking jobs that aren't glamorous, but they've taken the first step.

      To become who one is requires a lot of risk taking and looking at hard truths. A lot of dot-commers spent there time in pursuit of money; a lot of geeks in the pursuit of tech.

      The slump is an opportunity to do other human things, for example, philosophy. :-)

      What is my role in society?

      What can I hope for?

      Who am I and what is my destiny?

      Is it tech? Is it being rich? How can you be sure?

    4. Re:My experience by mirko · · Score: 1

      I thought this one was implicit...
      Spend your spare time between relation-building, art-creation, pholosophical-religious studies, travel, learn languages, cook, and keep constructive with both of your work, your body, your friends and your soul. yeah.

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    5. Re:My experience by ruvreve · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I work at the type of university that your 'bro' was at and I would just like to say SHAME ON YOU for wasting the university's resources for your own gain. Universities have tuition paying students that print enough crap to destroy several hundred square miles of trees without having your out of work ass print up RFC's and other huge documents. There are students here that print documents that are about a foot thick, everyday. While I understand that some of it is useful I doubt any human could read the amount of 'crap' they print.....okay I guess I can end this half-assed rant.

    6. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should shit a little more, you'd be less agressive.

    7. Re:My experience by CofWheat · · Score: 0

      one can also sit in a bar all day getting drunk and feeling sorry for ones self

      "As you are, I was; As I am, you will be"
      Heinrich Himmler

    8. Re:My experience by doorbot.com · · Score: 2

      The slump is an opportunity to do other human things, for example, philosophy. :-)

      What is my role in society?
      What can I hope for?
      Who am I and what is my destiny?
      Is it tech? Is it being rich? How can you be sure?


      How will I pay my bills?

      Skip the philosophy, and get a job. There are many jobs to be had... the problem is that everyone wants a "great job." But any kind of job pays the bills, and in the mean time you can still be applying to better jobs. Just because you work at the local coffee house doesn't mean you should make a career out of it (you shouldn't).

      But if you're asking the questions above instead of making ends meet you have some serious priority problems. And if you're one of those people who "needs hope" or the like, just set a goal for yourself... perhaps a new job?

    9. Re:My experience by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

      "What is my role in society? What can I hope for? Who am I and what is my destiny"

      Can I afford to eat this week? How much longer can I let the power bill slide before they shut off my electricity? How do I talk the finance people out of repossessing my car? How do I make rent this month?

      Be all Zen on your own time.

    10. Re:My experience by raju1kabir · · Score: 3
      Universities have tuition paying students that print enough crap to destroy several hundred square miles of trees without having your out of work ass print up RFC's and other huge documents.

      I'd mod you up if I could. Actually I'd start three new accounts and write brilliant poetry from each of them so I could use them all to mod you to 5. If I had the time.

      Few things sicken me so much as the resource-entitlement mentality that shows up around the printers at university campuses. I was happy to see that most have finally begun aggressive charging for the paper students use. When I was in school in the 80s it was really a disgrace. Everyone had an allotment well beyond what they'd ever need. So at the end of the semester people would work out their academic frustrations by printing off reams of crap just to get their "money's worth." Really piggishly shockingly disturbingly destructive behavior.

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    11. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe your lack of studying philosophy is what puts you in your current situation.

    12. Re:My experience by Caraig · · Score: 1

      I am one of the many tech-workers who was slammed by the dot-bomb/tech-crash/whatever. Basically, I was told one Friday morning before the holidays, that I was supernumerary to the needs of the firm and had to be laid off.

      A lot of people have taken the opportunity of the slump in the tech-market and loosing their jobs to take a good serious look at themselves and what they're doing with their lives. Sure, they were making six-figure salaries, were getting company cars, on top of the world, and now, they're flipping burgers or something else in a much lower income bracket.

      But think about it. With everything going on in the world, after the September 11th attacks (yes, someone was going to bring it up eventually, it might as well be me) a lot of people have been looking back on those 'salad days' and asking themselves if this was really what they wanted.

      For four years I've been involved with IT work, and as you can tell from my (still-unchanged) sig, it was wearing on me greatly. Then there was September 11th, and then I got laid off, and the economy went to hell.... Well, we all know the state of things now. But I took a look at what I was doing, and instead of looking for another help desk/net admin/sysad job which would rip my mind out through my nose even more, I'm taking what I've saved, going for a loan, and changing careers to something I *like* doing.

      Loosing your job can be bad, really bad, but if you're financially careful, it can be the kick in the keister you need to get out of a job you don't like and into a career that you're better equipped, emotionally and psychologically, for.

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    13. Re:My experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait a MINUTE...The original post gets modded down but a reply to the original post that was by association off-topic too gets modded up? /. wins again.

  8. am i now screwed too? by Gandalf04 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So with all of these way-overqualified former dot-commers taking up all the blue collar jobs...where does that leave me and my fellow struggling student workers looking for summer jobs? (Don't even get me started about the severe lack of the "necessary" internships.)

    Even more troubling, where does that leave me once I graduate with a BS in EE?

    ~~as one famous philosopher once said: GADZOOKS!~~

    1. Re:am i now screwed too? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Even more troubling, where does that leave me once I graduate with a BS in EE?

      Lots of places actually - my brother in law has been flown out to interviews to places like intel (that blew me away - when I worked/interviewed there they always came by as very policy minded cheapskates). Even got an offer in some government lab in New Mexico. Kinda makes me wish I had the math skills to do that :(. I have a social studies degree - seems to be kinda useless actually. As soon as I pay off all my debt I'm definately going back to grad school.

    2. Re:am i now screwed too? by clark625 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're in trouble if you are graduating soon. I won't bother trying to raise your spirits. We had an Engineering Career Fair here last week and it was truly pathetic. Few companies bothered showing up (though they registered months ago), and the ones that did were only hiring a few people (if any). And no, this isn't a small school out of the way--this is a Big Ten University, with good rankings in engineering.

      So, if you are graduating soon, you should really try to find yourself in grad school. When all this blows over, you're going to be much better off coming out with your Master's (if not your PhD). In EE, a BS just may not be enough to get you doing whatever it is you want to do. Many big companies hire BSEEs just for marketing and uncreative tech work. If you want to actually design things or lead others, you need an MS--though an MBA works, too.

      Just make sure that you get a support offer from a professor before you apply to a school. If you've already got a job, you are nearly guaranteed to get accepted (even with a low GPA, okay test scores, etc). The main limiter to how many grad students there can be in a given department is the funding. If funding has been found for you, you're golden.

      Good luck, though, with all your studies. Also, if you're interested in the material aspects of EE, there will be more jobs for you as they are still in reasonably high demand. Same with the analog design jobs. And microwave design. If you can, transition yourself into these types of specialties. There aren't nearly enough people who can do well at it, and they aren't quite as sensitive as the IT, programming, or even digital logic careers.

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    3. Re:am i now screwed too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An EE degree, without serious post-graduate credentials, has been a tricky degree since at least the time I got out of college, 6 years ago.

    4. Re:am i now screwed too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I graduated 8 months ago with a BSc, EE, and the large, stable companies are still hiring new grads. They might not be hiring a lot of older workers, but most long-term companies see the value in picking up young talent.

      Try firing your resume to the, ahem, IBM's of the world... ;)

    5. Re:am i now screwed too? by Prisoner+Of+Gravity · · Score: 1

      seems to be kinda useless actually

      Why? I bet you had fun and it's not useless if it primes you for academic or professional grad studies.

      If I was you, I'd be sneering at all the math/physics/engineering weenies *G*

    6. Re:am i now screwed too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I graduated in May of 2001 with a BS in Computer Science from a top 10 engineering school(3.2 GPA). 9 months later, and I still don't have a job. I've had 2 interview offers, both from defense contractors.

      Based on my 9 months of experience looking for work, I'd say you'll have 2 options after you graduate:

      1) Get paid to build missles to drop on helpless third-world countries.
      2) Work at Starbucks

    7. Re:am i now screwed too? by Cato+the+Elder · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure that I'd be so eager to jump on the grad school bandwagon if I were still in school.

      Lots of people seem to be doing it. That means that in a few years, the market is going to be flooded with graduate degrees. If you don't really have the motivation to learn more, you'll just have wasted your tims. Furthermore, if you get into a PhD program you might have to choose between abandoning your work or catching a rising tide early.

      On the other hand, Clark makes a good point about EE jobs in general. I know a lot of people who consider a masters the minimum degree for a "real" EE job.

    8. Re:am i now screwed too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't student loans zero-interest while you're a student? If so, it would seem to your benefit to go to grad school ASAP.

    9. Re:am i now screwed too? by moankey · · Score: 1

      Well if it isnt immigrants, illegal or legal, you still would not have a blue collar summer job. I havent seen any student in college or high school hold a summer job since the 80's.

      Where will you be when you graduate the same place many of us were in the early to mid ninties, paying your dues in a crap job waiting for the sprinkle of promotion or planning the next tech boom.

  9. Re:Slashdot Poll. by sfled · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    (c) Telephone sex?

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  10. tampa/brandon fl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bad.
    tech jobs are rare and you have 10,000 ppl applying for 1 position.

    good luck =\

  11. That must have been it by The+Cat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's why I spent seven years learning programming, object-oriented design, business logic, server admin, web development and project management: so I could attain the dignified and much sought-after title of:

    "techie"

    Kinda answers the whole question of the importance of the software engineer, doesn't it?

    The rest of the rant would be redundant. It's all been said before. The only people who matter to a business are management and the HR department. Everyone else should just be prepared to watch their kids grow up in poverty right under their college degrees on the wall.

  12. Sydney is... by Shanep · · Score: 5, Interesting

    god bloody awful.

    I think my resume is quite good. I have electronics/telecoms/computing back to the late 80's including defence and stock exchange network support, but now I need to resort to getting certifications to get work.

    In Sydney, no MCSE, CCNA, etc, no work.

    The market is saturated with newbie wanabies who have plenty of cert but almost nil experience, so it's hard to get noticed when companies are expecting cert.

    So, I'm fixing that now but I kinda wish I would'nt have to. Most MCSE's I've met would'nt know a kernel if it blue screened on them.

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    1. Re:Sydney is... by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      THANK YOU!

      same here... unless you are guru level unix/linux. but the problem is that I made a very bad career move in 98 - managment. worst mistake ever!

      I had teams of people that were all guru's in their own right - and still are - that worked in my departments (linuxcare founders among others) - and i was the mis/it mgr... and I was good at it. very good... but I had to spend way too much time managing - and all the good work went to the people on the team. (as it should) but in this market I cannot find a thing... and the longer you are out of a job - the less likely the companies are to hire you, as they see the gap in work a very bad thing (tm).

      problem is that most of the people doing the hiring are clueless and scared.

      too much more can be said on this issue...
      .

    2. Re:Sydney is... by Anarchofascist · · Score: 1
      For the last year I have worked as a programmer for a new web site (blatant plug for myjob.ie) inside an employment agency here in Ireland.

      Firstly, employment consultants. Employment consultants are very polite, knowledgable about their speciality (e.g. IT) and they have a LOT of knowledge about the job market. I recommend talking to an employment agency if only for the valuable free job advice.

      Employment consultants have a single motivation - commission. They get a percentage of your salary (!) if they find you a job. So they want (1) employable candidates and (2) potentially highly paid candidates.

      Their time is limited, so they concentrate most of their energy on candidates who are both employable and highly sought after. If you can convince them of this, they will work as your slave. If not, your CV goes down to the bottom of the pile.

      Secondly, qualifications. MSCE is a joke around here. The initial telephone contact between a candidate and a consultant will often go like this:
      Candidate: "Can you get me a job?"
      Consultant: "What level of experience do you have?"
      Can: "I just got an MSCE."
      Con: "Hahahahahahaha! Get to the end of the queue with all the others, you pathetic sheep" - or polite, knowledgable words to the equivalent effect.

      Good qualifications can get your foot in the door, but what most good employers want is someone with the right experience and the right attitude.

      Conclusions: If you have the qualifications, great, that's a bonus, but what good employers want is experience. If you have the experience, but not the qualifications, call one or more employment agencies and explain your wealth of experience. They have the power to put in the good word for you with a company, often talking to insider contacts. "Jim, you remember that position you told us about? Well, I have just found the perfect candidate, lots of experience. Interested? I'm sending the CV in an email now. Bye bye! See you at the golf game!"

      Oh, and if you're not getting a bite on your CV, try some of these tricks.

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    3. Re:Sydney is... by ratkins · · Score: 1
      god bloody awful.

      You're not friggin' wrong! I've just come back from backpacking overseas and I wish I'd stayed (but to do that I would have needed more money).

      I have a strong AIX background and I want to move into Java coding, which I've done a bit of commercially (9 months) but everyone wants people with 2 years J2EE experience and they're obviously getting them. So many redundancies late last year, and all the employers are still very conservative.

      "The world doesn't owe you a living" my parents say, but screw that! I have a Comp Sci degree and 4 years industry experience. I was never told I might ever have difficulty getting a job. But here I am, a month and a half unemployed and not yet one interview. I never expected this and it's hurting me lots.

      See my web page for my resume if you do happen to have something, by the way...

    4. Re:Sydney is... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2

      wow, that sucks.

      in the US that was sort of like what the market was in 96-98, know how to do C/C++/Java and have MCSE then your hired. now though, if you don't have a BS you are a nobody.

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    5. Re:Sydney is... by Telastyn · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure about the good land of Oz, but not *everyone* is on the downturn. Network security companies for example are still doing pretty well as in America safety overrules common sense due to 9/11.

      Smart companies will take and find the guru coders thatwill now work for $20k less, and hire them. They didn't suddenly become worse workers... The company just has to have the foresight to know that sales still may be lower than average during the downturn. After the downturn (and it will end) those companies will have a great advantage of having a year or two of good work from guru coders who are now very loyal, because the company hired them when few others would.

      Thankfully I (and my company) have not been hit hard at all by the downturn, and still have a few dozen job openings. Managers love it because now they can pick and choose.

    6. Re:Sydney is... by Phiu-x · · Score: 0

      "I have a Comp Sci degree and 4 years industry experience. I was never told I might ever have difficulty getting a job. But here I am, a month and a half unemployed and not yet one interview. I never expected this and it's hurting me lots. "

      I have my degree + 2 yrs of experience, I must have send 60 resumes either by snail mail, e-mail and fax, sometimes both... made tons of phonecalls, but still.. I got 2 interviews, one said they needed someone with 5+ yrs experience (why they called me in the first place then?) The second never called me back and I just found out they hired another anyways. Wtf am I suppose to do now? Get back to school? I tell you , these are very bad times for anyone involved in the CS field right now. Me and 3 of my CS buddies got laid of last december and we were all working at different companies. Maybe I should move somewhere else.. Quebec city IS NOT the place to go for employement.

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  13. Bad times for techies by chrysalis · · Score: 2

    With the end of start-up dreams, times are now bad for techies. One year ago, finding a job was a easy as posting a message on Dice (or equivalent sites), and waiting 24 hours. Then, you just had to choose for the best offer.

    Nowadays, finding an IT job is *difficult* , especially as opensource techies. Not a lot of company are hiring. Either they already have their technical staff, or they moved to external consultancy services.

    There were plenty of new jobs because there were a lot of new companies popping up everywhere. Now, it's over.

    I'm looking for a job for weeks with no success...


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    1. Re:Bad times for techies by yatest5 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nowadays, finding an IT job is *difficult* , especially as opensource techies

      Try looking for jobs at companies that actually have a revenue stream ;-)!

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    2. Re:Bad times for techies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because of the experiance I going through with
      the company I'm working for, I wish I was among
      the unemployed. I would litterly be making twice
      as much money working part-time for a corner
      store then I do now working full-time for a
      large ISP as the senior tech/programmer/Sysop.

      I know several other tech's that are in the same
      postion. I can't find another job that in the
      various tech fields. can't get a non tech job,
      there is not many of them either. and the ones
      there are you can't get because they are looking
      for somebody that knows how to opertate a cash
      register(and thats it), not somebody who has the
      skills and know how to port linux to run on that
      same cash register.

    3. Re:Bad times for techies by hij · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is an article about teachers in the New York Times. It seems that a fair number of techies are looking into becoming teachers. Maybe they want to fill the void left by Woz?

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  14. Delusions by saihung · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We all became convinced that things that people at "normal" jobs take for granted - eg working at the same office for more than a year - were irrelevant. Hell, why work hard or show up on time when the recruiters will swarm your phone as soon as you put your resume on Monster? Before 2001, I could literally find a job within a week of starting my search, and the quality of my references or the reasons for my newly-found state of unemployment were mostly irrelevant. Imagine my horror when that all changed in April 2001. Ahh well, at least I'll get all of those taxes back thanks to making less than $10k last year.
    On another note: is it my imagination, or do most of the people in that article seem like the same marketing wonks who should be the first people to be 86'ed from a failing organization anyway?

    1. Re:Delusions by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      We all became convinced that things that people at "normal" jobs take for granted - eg working at the same office for more than a year - were irrelevant. Hell, why work hard or show up on time when the recruiters will swarm your phone as soon as you put your resume on Monster?

      I dunno... my last job was heaven to me; I worked my ass off, and had a great time doing it. Going anywhere else is going to be a painful experience. But I was fully hoping to spend 5/10 years there.

      And then the layoffs started happening. Again and again and again.

      I think it's the same thing; you can't expect to keep the same job year in, year out because everything has become a commodity. People don't want to hire, because they need to be able to jettison staff fast if their earnings dip, so it's all turning into short-term contracting work.

      Kind of sucks really.

      Si

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    2. Re:Delusions by sql*kitten · · Score: 5, Insightful

      do most of the people in that article seem like the same marketing wonks who should be the first people to be 86'ed from a failing organization anyway?

      I find this attitude interesting - if a company is in trouble it's usually because it has cashflow problems. The "techies" will refuse to accept that there are any problems with the product, and maybe there aren't. But the people who get money into the company are the salesmen and the people who work out what you can produce that the market would be willing to buy (and at what price) are in marketing. At the end of the day, a bad product with good marketing will have a much better chance of its company surviving that a company with a good product but lousy marketing.

    3. Re:Delusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You talk a lot of sense man.

      Trouble is there are too many uber-geeks 'round here act all sniffy about managers and marketing guys like the're some kind of inferior life form.

      They never seem to think about how a business actually functions, just so long as the pay check keeps landing on their desks.

    4. Re:Delusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is so true. If your programmers are great but your salespeople have no good leads or management is more interested in promoting their own career than about where the company is heading, then the company will probably tank despite the great employees they may have.

    5. Re:Delusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to give mad props to you for daring to speak the truth. IT is considered "back office": that is, it supports the functions of a business, it doesn't drive them. What happens when you try to elevate a back office function to front office? Yup. Dot-bomb.

    6. Re:Delusions by tubs · · Score: 1

      Errr I thought the Dot-Com stuff was "Over Hyped" and "over sold" - who does the over hypeing and overselling?

      True, a crap product and great marketing can work - but there is now way great marketing and no product of any worth can work, now is there.

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    7. Re:Delusions by raldanash · · Score: 1

      The only problem with this is that from what I know-a few very brilliant and product salespeople tend to push a disproportionate amount of the product. Sure, the engineers make good money, but some of the sales-types at some of these companies make immense amounts. On the other hand, you have a lot of sales-types that are more middle of the pack. These are the types that can be let go with less ramification-since you still keep your best salespeople-who move most of the product anyway (this occurs in a lot of industries-real estate for instance-one real estate agent told me that 10% make 90% of the cash-which in this real estate market still leaves a good middle class living for a lot of the other 90%).

      I don't know much about marketing-though it seems the same might apply. Of course, I suppose you could say the same about coders...in all these knowledge-professions perhaps the curve is stacked toward the high end. In the more manual professions-I suspect the differential between the high and low ends are less-so you get less cost savings from laying off weak workers (or the coast savings is linear, rather than geometric).

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    8. Re:Delusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad truth is that this post is absolutely correct. The US...and indeed the world...has an ample supply of gullible, greedy, and ignorant people. This is the fuel that marketing runs on...and there's enough to last a very long time.

    9. Re:Delusions by jonistron · · Score: 1

      e.g Microsoft

    10. Re:Delusions by FozzTexx · · Score: 1

      Yep, that's my problem exactly. I have no problem coming up with cool ideas, but without marketing it's hard to even get them noticed!

    11. Re:Delusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I may be misinformed, but as a techie I do not understand the Marketing and Sales side. I know that commission is part of the compensation for sales of our product, but how does this come into play when our company underwrites the whole sale? It is more like a loan to be payed back in a few years. Then, when the dot-coms fold, we have to write off the loan and get bitten when the market is flooded with almost new equipment.

    12. Re:Delusions by komissar · · Score: 1

      you're an idiot! idiot = separated from the facts. i am now in a geek position after 7 years in sales. happily for me, i like to be in sales when things are good, and i have sufficient tech skills to go hide in the cube farm when things are slow. not all marketing/sales pukes fail to add value. if you're a geek who doesn't talk to sales people, you're an idiot! sales people can tell you more about your organization than you already know, i don't care how good your grapevine is! a good, ethical salesperson can also tell you about products that can help you out, even if they don't happen to sell that product, because they are happy you called them with the opportunity. salespeople can also tell you who is hiring/busy if things start to look dicey at your company, and they will do that because they care for you and you might in turn help them when you land somewhere else. you shouldn't be so stupid and short sighted cuz some used car salesman gave you a rough time. the folks that call on commercial accounts don't last long if they don't take a long term approach. grow up, look around, and expand your horizons. i'm doing you a favor you don't deserve.

    13. Re:Delusions by moankey · · Score: 1

      You sound like my marketing professor. "If a company is performing poorly many companies cut marketing when they should be increasing marketing..."

      You my friend must be a marketing major.

  15. Safety versus Risk by weave · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It's the old line, high risks, high rewards, low risks, little rewards.

    I'm lucky. I got a programming job at a 2-year college in 1982. I grew through the ranks and am now in charge of a 25-person tech support team. (Management sucks, but that's for another /. story comment.)

    My pay is around $50K and I sat by in my safe job while others I knew, many of them my students from my evening classes I taught, some my former employees, many friends, flew off and made huge bucks and taunted me endlessly about what a fool I was to stick in my "low pay" job.

    I've also known a lot of them to use their income to buy $40K+ cars, huge houses, and saddle themselves with all sorts of debt.

    As for foolish me, I will be able to retire in five years with a full state pension, medical benefits for life, and still be just 47 and able to do some of those high-risk high-return jobs later.

    A bit of gloat? Yeah, perhaps. Human nature. Doesn't mean I don't feel bad for them nonetheless.

    However, tech is still the future and the job market will turn around and the big rewards will return. So while it might be necessary to throw mail around and make $13/hour for a while, just don't fall behind in your tech skills. One day they'll pay off big again.

    My advice, however, is next time around (or if you still have a fat job), squirrel away some cash for a rainy day, keep expenses down, and stay out of debt. Then next time a dry period blows through, you may just have enough saved to not have to work, go back to school and learn those new skills you've been wanting to get, and then come out the other side stronger and end up in the long run, much better than I am. Because everyone knows, intelligent risk taking, while it often has short-term losses, over the long run, pays off much better than the guy (like me) who plays it safe. No one gets rich playing it safe...

    1. Re:Safety versus Risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      tech is still the future

      Undoubtedly- except not in the West because we're way too expensive. You can get highly skilled developers and designers to build your software from India, Asia and Russia for a small fraction of the cost of a US or European developer. And they'll be doing hardware next.

      We've had the good times and we've priced ourselves out of the market. It was cool while it lasted.

    2. Re:Safety versus Risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make only $50K with 20 years of experience? What state is that...Missisippi? Around here, grocery store checkout people make $30K, people fresh out of college make $40K.

      You should be making $80-90K.

    3. Re:Safety versus Risk by erroneus · · Score: 2

      Undoubtedly- except not in the West because we're way too expensive. You can get highly skilled developers and designers to build your software from India, Asia and Russia for a small fraction of the cost of a US or European developer. And they'll be doing hardware next.

      Worse than that... they are outsourcing other services to India, et al, as well! I get collection agents calling me from India about car payments being late. The booming telecom industry made that possible. :) I guess they forgot to care about being able to understand the people they are talking with. I can't understand half of what they say and I like to think I'm pretty good with linguistics speaking a bit of many languages, even a little English and some Japanese too.

    4. Re:Safety versus Risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True.

      It's the next wave. Computer tech will go the way of all those other things we used to do like shipbuilding, steelmaking - i.e. overseas.

    5. Re:Safety versus Risk by weave · · Score: 3, Informative
      You should be making $80-90K.

      Yeah, I won't argue. But in 5 years I'll retire and collect $25K+/year plus full benefits for sitting on my ass doing nothing. At that point, no matter what road I go down, I'll always be $25K/year ahead, even if I get laid off from my future post-retirement gigs.

      I can't up and quit now because I would have to wait until 62 to collect my state pension (if I go before 25 years service). That's 15 years of $25K pension out the window. Not small change.

      p.s. It's Delaware. For those on the West Coast, there are shitloads of banks here all needing tech personnel still. All of you who are unemployed and spending up the credit cards, guess who is making big bucks cause of it? You won't make $100K+ a year but you can also buy a nice detached 3-4 bedroom house in the suburbs for $150K too... Decent 2 bedroom apartments in gated communities are all well under $1K/month. I squatted in a safe 1BR apartment two years ago saving money for a house down payment. Had a private entrance and inside washer/dryer. $585/month. Plus there is no sales tax here and you can register a car for $20/year no matter how much the car is worth (one time 2% tax on transfers though, but still, no sales tax on purchase)...

    6. Re:Safety versus Risk by Kalabajoui · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean about planting seeds and taking risks. My ambitions to go back to school full time have changed to part time. Out of the blue, a recruiting company calls me and puts me in a $22.00 an hour phone support position. 45K a year with a high school diploma and A+ Certification in today's job market. I'm such a lucky bastard! Like yourself, I'm going to bank and invest the bulk of my earnings towards an early retirement while continuing my schooling as a fallback plan in case my kick-ass job falls through.

    7. Re:Safety versus Risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I understand, most of South Jersey is still like that (I moved to Cali for a job, which I still have thank you...). Most of the jobs in that area seem to be more "old school" companies that just need to modernize, or simply make their services more available. Lawyers, doctors, banks, insurance companies and the sort.

      Plus anything over $50-60k will put you in the upper middle class because rent makes up for the $10-30k you'd be getting elsewhere.

    8. Re:Safety versus Risk by opkool · · Score: 2

      Maybe you should call the parent company and complaint about lack of representatives skilled enough in English!

      If you do not tell them that something is wrong, they will not care.

    9. Re:Safety versus Risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes they can slap code together but to build a system you need to know alittle more than that. Social enginerring is an important factor in creating a system that is "USABLE" by people.

      I currently work in a company that is outsourcing to India and guess what, not everything that is produced works correctly or is needed in the system. Customer satifaction is still the key and how do you express that to someone who you can never relay the message to.

    10. Re:Safety versus Risk by fscking_coward_2001 · · Score: 1

      Asshole, he likes his gig and he's got a plan. Why don't you work up a plan to pull your head out of your ass.

    11. Re:Safety versus Risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indian developrs are overrated.

      Every guy from India I've met has a masters in "mathematics". It appears equal to sophomore level math.

      Plus believe me, when an Indian guy comes over here to work, you only fool him the first time. After that, he's smart enough to negotiate a better deal than YOU got.

      I love the Indians, I would work with them any time, but they're not cheap, at least not the good ones.

      And I mean the "thank you very highly" indians, not the "oooo booo boo boo" indians.

    12. Re:Safety versus Risk by big+tex · · Score: 1

      This is entirely the wrong attitude to take.
      Equivalent example:
      I work for a construction company. We're a union company, which means that the men have protections, and get fair wages and pensions. Now, we compete against 'scab' companies that pay half of our wages and give no benifits in low-bid government contracts. How do we win and stay in business? You have to be smarter. You have to engineer out the problems. A carpenter is a carpenter, and a helpdesk person is a helpdesk person. If your management can't find a way to work around your higher wages, you're on a doomed ship. Find someone who can.

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    13. Re:Safety versus Risk by danielobvt · · Score: 1

      Except for the Defense related stuff. Small wonder that is where I retreated to. No way in hell is my job ever being exported. Good old national security, means that I don't have to deal with H1bs that can barely speak english.

    14. Re:Safety versus Risk by nanun · · Score: 1

      Wise words. Stuff my father might say. But you are so right. There are parallels to the stock market. Folks thought prices would keep going up and up and up. Well...

      Myself, I burned out a few years ago and walked away from a job as VP at a bank. Went hiking, partied a little bit. Then, I reset my career and went back to where I started -- being a PC tech. Nice being able to get a positive performance review working only 40 hours/week. I get to go home smiling. I might be making less than $50K, but OTOH, I'm less stressed than I ever was before. Not much pay, but as you noted, not much risk. Life ain't so bad.

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    15. Re:Safety versus Risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your competitors can find enough people to do the job for what they pay, your (double!) wages don't sound very "fair". Most of the work you do get probably comes from customers who fear the mafia you work under.

    16. Re:Safety versus Risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the union response was to dump a couple of inconvenient people (scabs, management) in a dumpster in several pieces if they refuse to "play ball" and accept your "inflated rates" if ya know what I mean.

  16. Try non-IT sector by duvel2 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The recession that is spreading throughout the world has a lot of effects on employment. This is not only true in the IT sector, but just about everywhere.

    If you're still looking for an IT-job, the smart thing to do right now is to be searching for an IT job in a non-IT sector. Think banking, insurance, consultancy, ...

    According to Gartner, the only IT-sector that is currently booming, and that will continue to do so with almost absolute certainty, is the anti-virus sector. Jobs over there are however relativily scarce as there aren't a lot of (big) companies in this sector. Not something to place your bets on.

    All in all, take what you can for the time being. While searching for the perfect job for over a year shows a lot of tenacity, corporations usually value things like experience a lot higher.

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    1. Re:Try non-IT sector by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 2
      ... the smart thing to do right now is to be searching for an IT job in a non-IT sector. Think banking, insurance, consultancy, ...
      People are doing that. Problem is, there are so many laid off techies (at least here in New Jersey), banks can afford to hire only people with banking experience, insurance companies can be picky and hire only people with insurance experience, etc.

      Shortsighted? Dumb, even? Very possibly. Reality? So my out-of-work friends tell me.
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    2. Re:Try non-IT sector by Monte · · Score: 1

      According to Gartner, the only IT-sector that is currently booming, and that will continue to do so with almost absolute certainty, is the anti-virus sector.

      I'd infer from this that there will also be a boom in virus creation work. Those anti-virus companies need to justify those update subscription services!

      How much does the average virus contract go for? Anybody know? :-)

    3. Re:Try non-IT sector by cat_jesus · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you're still looking for an IT-job, the smart thing to do right now is to be searching for an IT job in a non-IT sector. Think banking, insurance, consultancy, ...
      I did this. I work at a major Insurance company now after running my own tech consulting firm during the boom. Luckily I got in before things really got bad. The sad thing is that in companies like this mediocrity is encouraged. The systems are horribly designed and bad data is everywhere in the production environment. The manager who hired me later gloated that she could take her pick of the good laid off consultants and didn't have to pay them much.

      Typically what happens in companies like this is poorly designed and maintained systems will get cleaned up during a recession when the good technical people will work here because they have little choice. When the economy gets better the good ones leave and the mediocre programmers and analysts perform at script kiddie level. For example, my supervisor actually told me, "It's in production so it must be right" when I uncovered a bug in prod. Or for another example, I was told by the resident "expert" that cursors are not inefficient when compared to set processing in stored procedures. And of course the clueless supervisors believe the "expert" because he's been around longer and has a CS degree. Even though I've actually worked as a DBA and have experience designing and implementing database systems(they work on a purchased system).

      So while it is safer to work in a non-technical company it is often infuriating having to deal with the abundance of incompetants.

      Cat
    4. RE: Try non-IT sector by hobuddy · · Score: 1

      the only IT-sector that is currently booming, and that will continue to do so with almost absolute certainty, is the anti-virus sector

      I send you this message in order to bolster my job prospects

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    5. Re:Try non-IT sector by lostboy2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yup, worked for me. For what it's worth, this was my (latest) experience.

      I don't know if it was good timing or luck (or both), but when I quit my last .com about a year-and-a-half ago, it only took two or three months to find a new application development job in a non-IT company. And yes, I make about $15K less per year here than I did in the .com, but it is nice to have a steady paycheck and to not have to work 100+ hour weeks.

      I think one thing that helped me find a job so quickly is that I have a reasonable amount of experience in a lot of techie things (sysadmin, app dev, webmaster, tech support, etc.). For companies that are not in the tech-industry, I think this is valuable because they can hire one person to do a lot of things rather than having to hire a bunch of specialized people. I'm also willing to work cheap, so I guess that helps. :-)

      For laid-off techies who are struggling to find a job, another place to look for jobs is with non-profit organizations (although I don't know what the job market is like with those now). My first job out of college was a 5-year stint at a non-profit. Granted, didn't pay much at all, but it was good soul-candy and I think I made more than I would have as a barista at Starbucks!

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    6. Re:Try non-IT sector by Eccles · · Score: 1

      According to Gartner, the only IT-sector that is currently booming, and that will continue to do so with almost absolute certainty, is the anti-virus sector.

      And now that accursed Microsoft is planning to improve Windows security. Those bastards! They're trying to put me out of a job!

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    7. Re:Try non-IT sector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are there people who still believe the crap thrown out be the Gartner Group? Sheesh. My old company paid them a bucketload of money for a report. The surprising conclusion? It supported the CEO's choice of a change to follow a "dot-com model". I also noticed they seems to tack a disclaimer at the bottom of every prediction (".7 probability"). My great aunt Tillie could do better than that.

      Epilogue: My old employer is now in the crapper.

    8. Re:Try non-IT sector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post is misleading. Hi Tech workers are far worse off than conventional workers.

      The IT sector has been completely gouged, by all accounts if you were to seperate the IT sector from all other sectos...you would see that the unemployment figures in IT warrant the word "Depression", while unemployment in all the other sectors combined is a very comforable 4.5percent.

    9. Re:Try non-IT sector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you're still looking for an IT-job, the smart thing to do right now is to be searching for an IT job in a non-IT sector.

      Exactly! The same goes with the befuddled but still rich Dot Bomb folks. Of all places, it should be on slashdot that I get modded down for being redundant in this: the stuff that scales in software and is still robust will not gather a steady income. Furthermore, when you consider that a laughible i80386-based system still can perform more than 10 million instructions in one second (now while consuming less power than a hand crank could deliver), and when you consider how we all drool over the various stuff at linuxdevices.com and such, it's pretty obvious what has happened.

      The fetish is done. Fetish is irrational reverence. Even "geeks" realize that technology is a conduit--a means to an end or a time sink.

      How do we put people to work? Put the gizmos to work. Put them to work "onsite". It's like Karl Marx gets the last laugh.

      Karl: "So, Ted Waitt, I hear your company has a billion in cash sitting around. What are you going to do with it?"
      Ted: (blah blah marketroid-speak, saying nothing)
      Karl: "So you've lost all hope now that pricewatch.com shames you every nanosecond?"
      Ted: "We have cowspots and..."
      Karl: "Grow up."

      Of course, Karl is wrong too. As long as people can do things in a way that enhances productivity, the fundamentals for economic growth are there. The invisible hand of Adam Smith can do its thing, but it's going to be much MUCH less visible to the formerly comfy folks who thought they could leverage an economy of scale on ones and zeros in a way that excludes the same economies from poor folks. Well, guess what? You're better off in the process of turning technology into productivity increases by NOT having that billion bucks. The shareholders expect something rich-oriented in strategy to take place. It ain't happening. Meanwhile, there are still blue screens, and there are little companies who need Samba et al. What's weird is that you don't have to be rich--you shouldn't be rich--to get these needs taken care of.

  17. Keep your chin up, make your own path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Although this was a pretty good article, it smacks of the whiny 'I went to school! I deserve a great life and a high paying job' attitude that many of us have come to despise in those MBAs who think they know anything about running a business.

    It's enough to make sucessful business people puke, to hear the lame ass excuses people who have supposedly been trained to TAKE CHARGE, and generate PROFIT, for a company come up with.

    After years riding high end, high speed networking jobs, using my expertise and experience to the max, I got caught in the Nortel 'halving'... I had spent the last 5 years of my career kicking ass, and taking names doing high end routing, high end security, and integrating optical technology...

    Unfortunatly for me, jobs like that are now hard to come by. Luckily, I started out small, with my own ISP, and find myself somewhat gainfully self-employed supporting a lot of small 'mom-and-pop' ISPs,(and thier new crop of high speed customers, who cant stand the customer non-service of the larger carriers) who find that thier conservatice business plans are now paying off in spades. (ie, thier 'smarter' competition ran themselves out of business trying to do DSL for the same price as the phone company)

    I believe that doers do, and whiners don't. My last day at nortel was in december, and I am very grateful to them for treating us like human beings, and letting all of us down easy. I know that hasn't been the case for a lot of people who got 'down sized'.

    I hope someday to return, but in the meantime, I will continue to bust my butt, and make my own destiny.

    (PS. Health insurance for the self-employed is remarkable affordable, if you shop around)

    1. Re:Keep your chin up, make your own path by atif_ghaffar · · Score: 0

      http://ispman.sf.net

      If you can code a bit of perl etc, try using this project for your isp and help us improve it.

      good luck.

    2. Re:Keep your chin up, make your own path by afedaken · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Any chance you could share some of your sources for self purchased insurance?

      I'm sure there are a ton of struggling slashdotters who'd love to know where to get reasonably priced health insurance.

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    3. Re:Keep your chin up, make your own path by writermike · · Score: 1

      I honestly believe that most of the people interviewed for this article are a subject of their own thinking.

      There's nothing demeaning about working for the Post Office or waitressing or retail. These folks have to understand that _every_ job will offer them something they couldn't get at another job. Why think of it otherwise? The blacker alternative is self-destruction.

      Another poster said the article is misleading. I don't agree with the reasons they site for its being misleading, but I don't necessarily agree with the author's implication that most situations are this bad.

      I've worked in the media. If I wanted to write a story about how there's an "internet backlash" then all I'd have to do is find four or five people who hate the Internet, one person who likes it, and one expert who agrees there's a backlash. It's hard for me to read an article like this and believe this a real trend. Granted folks are having trouble. But 90%? 80%?

      Cheers,

      Mike...

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    4. Re:Keep your chin up, make your own path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks cool, but they are are heavily into platypus... :)

      I'll keep it in mind for the next one...

    5. Re:Keep your chin up, make your own path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.nase.org/

      Start with these guys. I don't know your family situation (kids, spouse, pet bird, etc

    6. Re:Keep your chin up, make your own path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.sbsb.com

      I had an insurance through them in 1994-1996 and I was pretty happy with it: note I have health problems and I have family.

    7. Re:Keep your chin up, make your own path by twalk · · Score: 1

      Definitely true.

      I got my BS EE in '91, and finding a job was harder back then than it currently is. I survived.

      (This is not to say that it still can't get worse...)

      For those who don't know about it, look up "Ask the Headhunter" at www.eetimes.com. Read ALL the back articles.

  18. Norway is... by ^DA · · Score: 1

    ...pretty much a no go zone if you don't have years of experience.

  19. Agreed times are hard but hope looms... by Arimus · · Score: 2, Informative

    I agree times are hard (having got laid of by a biggish now smallish teleco equipment manufacturer) but managed to find a job before my contract ended.

    In the UK at the moment there seems to be a shortage of real-time software engineers with a number of companies I know having a shortfall in that area.

    However in the IT support, web development, etc. areas then I agree times are very hard and not really showing signs of recovery despite what our blinkered politicians try to say.

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  20. Well, look who they talked to.... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "I'm vaguely looking for another job," Muldoon said. "I'll get a burst of energy and send out a bunch of resumes, and I won't hear anything. It validates the bad perception I had, and I get discouraged again."

    Well. No wonder the article is full of stories of people out of work for a year. Hell, if you interview people who are "vaguely looking" for tech jobs, of course it's going to seem like there are few jobs. Employers can tell who is "vaguely looking" -- these people have weak resumes to begin with, they don't follow up, and they're discouraged easily. What employer wants to hire people like that?

    Now, that's not to say that it's wonderful out there. As an employer, I've been used to begging for resumes for the last 3 years. When I had an opening 3 months ago, I was seriously inundated with resumes. The job market is swarming with candidates. Of course, quite a good number of the candidates I saw shouldn't have been in the industry in the first place. It was obvious from the few hundred resumes I went through that the layoffs throughout Silicon Valley have been mostly about letting go of dead weight. But even that is bad news for qualified people. Think about it: even if you're a genius, your resume is buried in a pile of 400 other lackluster resumes. If you want to succeed, you'll need to be aggressive.
    • Go into the interview knowing about the company
    • learn about the specific industry that company is in
    • Shake hands firmly, get business cards, and send thank you cards (or even email)
    • Avoid exaggeration now -- it's a small world (two candidates applied for one of the job openings I had, both got interviews, both were from the same company, and both claimed to be the lead developer -- we found out which one was telling the truth, and dropped the other without a word. An even better one was the three guys -- two applicants and one of their references -- who each claimed to be the manager of the other two).
    1. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by The+Cat · · Score: 1

      if you interview people who are "vaguely looking" for tech jobs, of course it's going to seem like there are few jobs. Employers can tell who is "vaguely looking" -- these people have weak resumes to begin with, they don't follow up, and they're discouraged easily. What employer wants to hire people like that?

      Sure! Don't hire them because they know their work, hire them because they did a REALLY GOOD JOB of LOOKING for work. Of course!

      See, there are *other* people who sent out hundreds and hundreds of resumes, numerous revisions, different versions, all specifically tailored to the exact qualifications of the jobs being applied for.

      Then they spent month after month after month of eight to ten hour days of doing NOTHING BUT looking for a job. They interview flawlessly. They know their stuff cold. They are 100% qualified.

      ...and they don't get so much as a "thanks for coming in." Oh, they STILL have to fill out a ten-page employment application which goes straight into the trash, of course, but there's no job, and if there IS a job, it's gone in three months because some management committee decided to "reevaluate the strategic corporate initiatives to further improve the objectives of the new project paradigms"

      * it's a small world (two candidates applied for one of the job openings I had, both got interviews, both were from the same company, and both claimed to be the lead developer -- we found out which one was telling the truth, and dropped the other without a word. An even better one was the three guys -- two applicants and one of their references -- who each claimed to be the manager of the other two).

      And I'll bet you amuse yourself constantly with the knowledge that you bested them, right? Maybe they just wanted to have a job, you know? Maybe they wanted to eat something besides canned chili this year.

      Interviews are a waste of time. All managers use them for is to amuse themselves like they are tormenting a small animal. "Let's see what he says to *this*"

      Meanwhile, the candidates are adding up the difference between their bank balance and the grocery bill while they think about their kids waiting at home to congratulate them on "Daddy's new job."

      Guess its just tough, huh? Living in your car ain't so bad, I suppose.

    2. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by pmc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Employers can tell who is "vaguely looking" -- these people have weak resumes to begin with, they don't follow up, and they're discouraged easily. What employer wants to hire people like that?

      Very true. There are three ways of getting a job - personal contracts, through an advertised position (direct or agency), or cold-calling. If you are looking for a job you must be doing all three, especially in the current employment climate. After you have a lead the next thing the prosepective employer sees is your CV. Most CVs suck really badly. You must (and this really cannot be overstated) get information on the first page of your CV that makes the reader interested in you. If you do not get this interest you will not get the job.

      Common Mistake 1: Having a shopping list of abilities on the first page (e.g. Languages: A, B, C...).

      They don't care that you know these languages - if they are needed for the job then you won't get the job without them, but don't use up prime CV real estate with a list. Instead, descibe what you have done with those languages and make sure the description brings out the abilities you are trying to sell - these abilities are things like problem solving, project management, tenacity, being methodical, broad range of exprience etc.

      The first page of the CV should be a pen portrait of what you have done and why your skills are relevant to the company you are approaching. It must make them interested in you, or it'll go in the bin.

      Common Mistake 2: Having one CV.

      Your CVs job is to sell you and get you to the interview. When approaching a company you should not be afraid of customising the CV to make make a better match between your skills and their requirements. For example, if you are proficient in both Java and Perl but the company your are sending the CV to is a Perl shop, then your all-important first page should be emphasising the Perl side of your skills.

      Common Mistake 3: Lying.

      Never lie. If you are caught in a lie (and it is quite likely you will be) then you will not be hired. This also includes the hobbies section - if you don't read books, don't say you do - an interviewer will ask and you will look shifty. He may not even realise that you were lying, but you won't feel quite right to him, and that's you canned before you start. Lying about technical abilities is even dumber - here they will know you are lying.

      There are lots of other tricks you can do - for example research the company and find out who you'd be working for and contract them - don't contact HR. When you contact them, explain why you would be a good choice for them (briefly) in a cover letter and attach your CV. The CV (or at least the first page) should be printed on high quality thick paper for two reasons: it gives the first impression of quality and care before anyone has even read it; and it looks good even after being passed about a dozen people.

      Happy hunting.

    3. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by jaoswald · · Score: 2

      Sure! Don't hire them because they know their work, hire them because they did a REALLY GOOD JOB of LOOKING for work. Of course!

      ....Interviews are a waste of time. All managers use them for is to amuse themselves like they are tormenting a small animal. "Let's see what he says to *this*"

      A job search and interview is about marketing yourself. If you can't convince someone else that you can do the job, you expect them to hire out of a sense of charity, to pay your bills? Or use ESP to determine that you are indeed qualified? You expect a "direct mail campaign" of hundreds of resumes to get a response rate better than junk mail (i.e., a few percent)?

      I've never been in a job interview that was meant to be torturous. I've given job interviews that might have been perceived as torturous, but were merely my effort to determine if the people I was interviewing were right for the job. I wish those candidates had been much better at marketing themselves, so I could tell they were right without torture!

      Marketing means finding out what the hiring manager needs, and demonstrating that you have what it takes. "Techies" may complain that requiring this is somehow "unfair" or "pointy-haired behavior." Wake up. People, unlike computers, are convinced to make decisions by people, not by lines written on a piece of paper.

      Furthermore, they have to work with the people they've hired, not the resume. If you are surly and suffering from a sense of entitlement, you might not be so pleasant to work with, so why take the chance of hiring you?

    4. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by Tet · · Score: 2
      They don't care that you know these languages - if they are needed for the job then you won't get the job without them, but don't use up prime CV real estate with a list. Instead, descibe what you have done with those languages and make sure the description brings out the abilities you are trying to sell - these abilities are things like problem solving, project management, tenacity, being methodical, broad range of exprience etc.

      Congratulations. Your CV has just ended up in my bin. Speaking from a recruiter's perspective, I don't have time to read detailed CVs to try and find out what a given candidate has done. If they don't have a list of key skills on the front page, I'm much less likely to put the time in to read the CV. Sad but true. I'm not saying don't describe what you've done with those key skills, but whatever you do, don't leave them off. Also, don't list everything you've ever done as a key skill. I've been looking through CVs today from people that have been listing ICL batch languages, BBC basic, Windows 3.1 and the like. By all means, mention them in the relevant section of your employment history. But they're not key skills, and they're not relevant to the positions you're applying for (other than as an indicator of useful background knowledge).

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    5. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by Monte · · Score: 1

      Sure! Don't hire them because they know their work, hire them because they did a REALLY GOOD JOB of LOOKING for work.

      I detect a bit of bitterness here :-)

      If someone is "vaguely" motivated about finding a job (which I should think is a pretty damned high priority, unless you're living with your parents or something), why should the potential employer think they're going to be anything but vaguely motivated to do their work?

      Living in your car ain't so bad, I suppose.

      Anyone reduced to living in their car ought to be motivated like a motherfucker - yes, to the point of putting up with the "torture" that is a job interview, and doing so honestly, and putting in those 8-10 hours looking for work. I mean, what the hell else would you have to do? Clean the car?

    6. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by pmc · · Score: 2

      Congratulations. Your CV has just ended up in my bin.

      Whoohooo - I'm impressed. You haven't seen my CV, and from misreading my post you managed to leap to a conclusion. Congratulations.

      Now, go back and read the bit that said
      "Having a shopping list of abilities on the first page". That (should) provide enough context for you to realise that I do not suggest not listing skills anywhere on the CV, just not listing them at the very start. Personally, mine go in an appendix at the back: qualifications (academic and technical), courses completed, and areas of major and minor experise.

      Speaking from a recruiter's perspective

      Bullshit. Yet another slashdot chameleon - someone who pretends to be an expert in a given field. You are not a recruiter - you are a geek. You may have the occasional hiring decision to make, but that no more makes you a recruiter than making beans on toast makes you a chef.

    7. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by Tet · · Score: 2
      Yet another slashdot chameleon - someone who pretends to be an expert in a given field. You are not a recruiter - you are a geek. You may have the occasional hiring decision to make, but that no more makes you a recruiter than making beans on toast makes you a chef.

      Yep, sure I'm a geek, and am certainly not trying to imply I'm an expert in anything other than my own field. But ultimately I make the decisions on who we hire. That, to me, make me a recruiter, and it's me that your CV has to impress. I'm giving my perspective on what makes me more or less inclined to look at a CV favourably.

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    8. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by analog_line · · Score: 1

      Problem is actually getting to the interview stage.

      Now I'm the first to admit that I'm not the greatest shakes in the field I was in (a field that I like, and that I'd probably go back to again) but I had real experience doing real things well for real companies, and alot of real references to back me up.

      I sent resumes every day, every week, to literally every job opening I could find that I was remotely qualified for. Tech support jobs even. I got called in for _one_ interview in the last 6 months of unemployment. That one interview went really well, and while I didn't get the job, the people I interviewed seemed genuinely sorry that they couldn't offer me the job. No foul there.

      Now I don't presume to know the exact reasons why. Possibly my lack of a bachelor's degree. Possibly my age. Possibly (and probably very likely) I'm sending resumes to places where people incomparably more qualified than me are sending their resumes as well. It's an employers market, and despite my best efforts while I was in the dot.boom.bust I apparently am not an attractive commodity for the same kind of big IT jobs I was being looked at for a year or two ago.

      Now I won't argue that it's "my fault" or what not. The world turns, you know? How low the mighty have fallen. So now I'm completely ditching what I was doing and going on to something else. My father does IT consulting for small businesses that can't afford their own in house IT guy. He only deals with Macs, even, and he has to turn away business daily because he just can't handle it all. So at the end of the month, I'm moving back "home" and forming a new company with my dad so I can help him out, and expand his business to Windows/Linux. I'll get to help real people get their computers working so they can actually accomplish things and make money doing it. Certainly a refreshing relief from the "real" IT world I lived in for the past 3 years, where you spend 2/3 of your time in meetings wearing uncomfortable clothes, sitting in expensively uncomfortable chairs, arguing about the pointless beauracratic minutiae about who controls the project you're working on, which the company has no need of, and none of their employees would ever use even if it were usable after all the hoops you need to jump through to implement it.

      "My Internet is broken," is in the end, a much easier and satisfying problem to deal with.

    9. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God forbid we actually try to figure out if people are qualified for the position they're applying for, or if they have the proper attitude for the job. After all, if they want the job, they deserve to have it. Don't try to pick the best person, just hire ALL of them!

    10. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by Xerithane · · Score: 2
      Excellent advice. When I went into the job that I have now they looked at my resume and thought it was a slight gamble cause I was either full of shit or knew my shit.

      I was really surprised because this was the first time since about 1998 that they have really grilled me about technology. I passed their scrutiny, and got my job.

      We needed to bring in a consultant, so we started looking around and calling the vampire-agencies and got quite a few resumes that I got picked to sift through to pick the best of them (My boss already filtered the obvious out) and I found that most of them were pretty much one of three:
      • I started a company in my parents garage and it failed.
      • I got my degree in India and can do XYZ
      • I went to school, got my degree hoping to make big bucks and just graduated and now I can't get a job and I have $60K in loans

      While providing entertainment to anyone who was in the industry pre-IdiotIPOera I feel slightly bad for all the fax machines that have to pass these guys resumes around. I've found that a lot of the indian developers in America are only good at one or two things, and anything else is just lost. This is basing my opinion on roughly 20 developers I know that are indians, who are great developers when they are in their niche. Has anyone else noticed this?
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    11. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by ungerware · · Score: 1

      Wow. Um, no. The deveopers I've worked with coming out of the Indian technical schools by and large have a good, broad-based education in software development.

      I guess it's just like any other school. You've got good students, and you've got mediocre students. Looks like the company you work for hires the mediocre ones.

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    12. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      This has been a total of 3 different companies.

      One of the guys was absolutely hilarious (in the at, not with sense). We interviewed him, and he was working on a project that formatted HTML documents. Talking about any work he constantly referred to that project and the "two thousand five hundred documents to be parsed!"

      Because of his obsession (and his ghastly programming skillers.. he was here for 2 weeks wrote a couple hundred lines of code that did not a)compile, b)work, c)have any reusability factor) it's now become a joke around the office.

      Good to know that it's just a coincidence about the ones I've met. I was starting to lose faith in the Indian higher education system.

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    13. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by The+Cat · · Score: 1

      A job search and interview is about marketing yourself. If you can't convince someone else that you can do the job, you expect them to hire out of a sense of charity, to pay your bills? Or use ESP to determine that you are indeed qualified?

      Nope. Just expect fairness. When I see qualified candidates passed up one after another for dubious reasons, it becomes apparent that the interviewee is marketing something that the interviewer has no intention of buying (and may never have had an intention of buying).

      I've never been in a job interview that was meant to be torturous. I've given job interviews that might have been perceived as torturous, but were merely my effort to determine if the people I was interviewing were right for the job. I wish those candidates had been much better at marketing themselves, so I could tell they were right without torture!

      Many of the interviews I've seen have been stumbling, erratic, flailing attempts to ask important-sounding questions like "where do you see yourself in five years?" Now everyone in that %#)&%#* interview knows there is NO CHANCE AT ALL that either of those people (or the company, quite possibly) are going to be there in five years.

      My interviews are confirmations. I know a person is qualified before I even sit down. My only question is "can you do the work?"

      Marketing means finding out what the hiring manager needs,

      Impossible. The hiring manager doesn't know what they need. One only needs to look at the ads they publish.

      and demonstrating that you have what it takes. "Techies" may complain that requiring this is somehow "unfair" or "pointy-haired behavior." Wake up. People, unlike computers, are convinced to make decisions by people, not by lines written on a piece of paper.

      Interviews are far and away more about whether they like someone rather than whether they are qualified. Engineers start at a disadvantage because the managers know the engineers likely have a large amount of knowledge that the manager lacks, and that causes them to a) desperately try to show they know a lot of things too or b) play to the interviewee's weaknesses by emphasizing personality, social ambition, office politics, etc: areas in which engineers are usually 100% disinterested, but which suddenly become paramount to the completion of even the most trivial task once they are hired.

      Furthermore, they have to work with the people they've hired, not the resume. If you are surly and suffering from a sense of entitlement, you might not be so pleasant to work with, so why take the chance of hiring you?

      You know, the word "entitlement" is a substituted perjorative term for the concept of having *earned* some professional respect. People are understandably a little irritated when managers cultivate an environment of contempt for accomplishment in candidates.

      "College degree? Well, that's worthless because it isn't Computer Science..."

      "You know eight programming languages? Well, I'm afraid you're not qualified because we're using this ninth language..."

      "Five years experience? Well, we need someone with six years..."

      ...and so on. It really is nothing more than a gigantic personality contest.

      But an even more fundamental question is this: EVEN IF YOU GET THE JOB, what do you have? A vague promise of a paycheck next week? A vague promise you won't be "downsized?" A vague promise that you were actually hired for your knowledge and experience and not just to be a "team player" who's primary professional responsibility is to agree with people?

      It'd be nice if I could make a vague promise to pay a mortgage.

    14. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by The+Cat · · Score: 2

      I detect a bit of bitterness here :-)

      Not really bitterness, just a certain amount of sadness that careers have become an oft-interrupted string of six month personality contests.

      It's bad enough that the hiring process has become this massively complex, multiple-step, time-engorged monstrosity, but then the job itself provides no opportunities to apply knowledge, solve problems or produce anything. The average work day is a sputtering, far-flung maze of interruptions, meetings, ringing phones and nonsense. You can have your paycheck as long as you hand over all of your productive time to an office full of people who's primary goal is to waste time. This is probably the chief reason so few projects ever ship, and why so many engineers are disillusioned about their "careers."

      If someone is "vaguely" motivated about finding a job (which I should think is a pretty damned high priority, unless you're living with your parents or something), why should the potential employer think they're going to be anything but vaguely motivated to do their work?

      Maybe they should fall to their knees in tears and beg for their children's food, right? I mean, after the resume and the first four interviews, if a manager is still asking "why should I believe you?" what choice is there?

      Finding a job is a high priority for no one but the candidate. That puts the potential employer in a very advantageous position, which usually results in a less than adequate job, even if the candidate is hired.

      All expenses in life are certainties. The rent is effortlessly made due every 30 days. Only a paycheck is less than certain anymore. In fact, the only certainty as far as paychecks are concerned is that it will be absent at some point in the not-too-distant future. That is the inequity.

    15. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by jaoswald · · Score: 2

      My interviews are confirmations. I know a person is qualified before I even sit down. My only question is "can you do the work?"

      How do you know a person is qualified before talking to them? You believe that your needs can be met with some checklist of requirements?

      Lists 8 programming languages---if you, or anyone, is hiring on some "language count" metric, you are being ill-served. Much more important are issues of judgment: "What advantages/disadvantages are there to each language? How do you go about choosing what languages to use?" or ability: "How do you feel most comfortable learning a 9th computer language?"

      If a hiring manager doesn't know what he needs, then he is totally unaware of his situation, and wouldn't be able to manage. Why does he go through the enormous effort of screening candidates if he doesn't have some idea of what work needs to be done that doesn't yet have a person to do it?

      If as you say, office politics and dealing with people are "paramount to the completion of even the most trivial task once they are hired" why shouldn't the interviewer discriminate on that basis? Anyone who can't deal with other people would be missing the paramount qualification!

      You seem to be bitter about the job search process, perhaps justifiably so. But complaining about how the real world works does not qualify as a strategy for achieving much in that world.

    16. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you think job interviews are "personality contests," I can see why you are bitter.

      The personality you are presenting certainly wouldn't perform well under those conditions.

    17. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by Phiu-x · · Score: 0

      RIGHT ON!

      It may be frustration that make me say that but *damn* its good to read that after being unemployed for a while...

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    18. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An Indian architect-level guy I know complains that you can buy a degree on the street over there, and unlike American Uni's, it's virtually impossible to check. I think he was referring to some of the (terrible) low-level Indian guys we were working with, without specifically ratting anyone out.

    19. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 2
      Avoid exaggeration now -- it's a small world (two candidates applied for one of the job openings I had, both got interviews, both were from the same company, and both claimed to be the lead developer -- we found out which one was telling the truth, and dropped the other without a word. An even better one was the three guys -- two applicants and one of their references -- who each claimed to be the manager of the other two).
      And I'll bet you amuse yourself constantly with the knowledge that you bested them, right? Maybe they just wanted to have a job, you know?

      And I'll bet this comes as a surprise to you, but anyone who tries to lie their way into a job is going to be disappointed a LOT. Because most hiring managers view deceptive people as bad people. I won't hire bad people, and I have no problem admitting to that.

    20. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      That actually makes a lot of sense. I have encountered people that have Masters degrees from Indian "universities" that don't know what linked lists are.

      One of my favorite interview dialogs (Guy claimed to hold a bachelors with "Many years of UNIX experience"):
      Me: So, you have UNIX experience and all our software is developed on UNIX. What platforms have you worked on?
      Him: Uhm.. 5.2?
      Me: I'm not sure I understand you. 5.2 for which? Do you know what platform you have experience on?
      Him: Uhm.. red hat!

      It went on to him claiming he worked on a non-existent version of SunOS. It got pretty laughable and I ended up making him sweat with some data structure questions and then got tired of it. It has provided a lot of humor though.

      Favorite thing seen on a resume:
      "Objective: Fill in content here"

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    21. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by The+Cat · · Score: 2

      Well, of course not. I should keep my mouth shut and say "yessir! I think it's a great idea to lay off 200 competent engineers! Just spiffy!"

      ..and job interviews *are* personality contests. It's all about whether you are likable and get along with everyone. Qualifications are largely irrelevant, which is why technology companies go out of business constantly.

    22. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by The+Cat · · Score: 2

      How do you know a person is qualified before talking to them?

      It's written right there on the resume.

      You believe that your needs can be met with some checklist of requirements?

      No. If that were true, then I wouldn't need to interview at all.

      If a hiring manager doesn't know what he needs, then he is totally unaware of his situation, and wouldn't be able to manage.

      Congratulations! You have just concluded the exact same thing that a multitude of other engineers have.

      Lists 8 programming languages---if you, or anyone, is hiring on some "language count" metric, you are being ill-served.

      True. However, it stands to reason that someone who has taken the time to learn and become competent with eight languages will have little trouble developing *in any language*. Hiring managers, of course, always seeking to put the candidate at a disadvantage, insist on experience with a ninth, because THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT PROGRAMMING A COMPUTER.

      Why does he go through the enormous effort of screening candidates if he doesn't have some idea of what work needs to be done that doesn't yet have a person to do it?

      For the same reason he goes to lunch at the same restaurant every day. It's just one of the things that has to get done.

      If as you say, office politics and dealing with people are "paramount to the completion of even the most trivial task once they are hired" why shouldn't the interviewer discriminate on that basis? Anyone who can't deal with other people would be missing the paramount qualification!

      Because requiring irrelevancies to complete tasks is the problem, not the candidate's disinterest. My question to a hiring manager is simple: Do you need this work done or not?

      You would be astounded and amazed at the amount of competent, highly-paid time that is flagrantly wasted in most "high-tech" jobs. The amount of time actually spent writing, debugging or testing actual working code is vanishingly low: perhaps 5% of a work week. The rest of the time is spent outmanuevering the office political machine, printing and making copies of documents nobody will ever read, avoiding the Monday donut list, and trying to avoid all-day meetings and layoffs.

      You seem to be bitter about the job search process, perhaps justifiably so. But complaining about how the real world works does not qualify as a strategy for achieving much in that world.

      But see, the real world doesn't have to work this way. I cannot understand why a process which seeks to invite someone to become a "team player" starts off with an adversarial and irrelevant waste of time with the primary purpose of *disqualifying* the candidate, often for reasons which have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with their qualifications or ability to do the work.

      I'm not bitter, but I am realistic. My attempts to find stable, reliable, adequately paid work in software engineering have been largely defeated, despite massive effort. I did what I was told. I invested the time. I learned the technologies, and I did excellent work on excellent projects. I can list numerous accomplishments, many of my own initiative and time. None of that matters to employers, however. They want someone to agree with them and buy donuts every fourth Monday.

      Of course, I'm open to suggestions, but I don't put a lot of stock in advice that recommends we all just "suck it up." That approach leads straight back to unemployment in almost every case, and to poor employment in the others.

    23. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by The+Cat · · Score: 2

      And I'll bet this comes as a surprise to you, but anyone who tries to lie their way into a job is going to be disappointed a LOT.

      Of course, it's always better to presume the candidate is a liar. I mean, what better way to disqualify someone, right?

      Suppose, just for the sake of argument, that they were wrong, or misunderstood instructions from their manager? What if both candidates *thought* they were the lead? What if all three *were* managers at some point?

      It's no different than having to show 46 forms of ID to cash an $11 check at your own bank. This corrosive, adversarial attitude people (and companies) have towards other people is absolutely sickening.

      Starting from these kinds of disadvantages, it is incredible that anyone gets hired.

    24. Re:Well, look who they talked to.... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 2
      Of course, it's always better to presume the candidate is a liar.

      At no point did I say or even suggest that employers should or do presume candidates are liars!

  21. Experience and talent still count... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


    Come on lets be real here, how many people during the .com boom thought "He got a job as a developer ? Bloody Hell"

    The reality is that .COM created a huge amount of jobs in companies that had no business being in business, this skewed the market. Now its a question of being the person with experience, and being a _good_ SOFTWARE ENGINEER, rather than a "hacker" or "techie". Basically folks

    Welcome back to 1995. Talent counts, experience counts. There are still loads of jobs out there if you have the right experience, if you spent 2 years developing a "cool" website that went under using non-core languages (i.e. not MS, not C++, not Java) then you'll struggle, because the companies who work like that went bust.

    1. Re:Experience and talent still count... by spectecjr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Come on lets be real here, how many people during the .com boom thought "He got a job as a developer ? Bloody Hell"

      The reality is that .COM created a huge amount of jobs in companies that had no business being in business, this skewed the market. Now its a question of being the person with experience, and being a _good_ SOFTWARE ENGINEER, rather than a "hacker" or "techie". Basically folks

      Welcome back to 1995. Talent counts, experience counts. There are still loads of jobs out there if you have the right experience, if you spent 2 years developing a "cool" website that went under using non-core languages (i.e. not MS, not C++, not Java) then you'll struggle, because the companies who work like that went bust.


      The problem, though, is that most peoples' networks are down and dead in the water.

      Networking is the easiest way to get a job. Personally, it's the only way I've gotten my jobs in the past (apart from one blip, but that was mostly accidental).

      The problem is that it gets really difficult to network your way into a position when everyone you can network with is also looking for a job. Talk about Catch 22.

      Experience doesn't seem to count for much right now. Or rather, it does, but you'd better have EXACTLY the experience they're looking for, in stone, that you got employed to have on a professional contract/job basis (which means no ramp-up time either... you can't know the concepts and wing it until you know the API set you're talking to -- you need to know it all now).

      Add to that the fact that the market is saturated with all those resume's from out-of-work web developers, perl scripters, VB devs, etc etc. who aren't as experienced -- but are still applying for every job that comes up, and you've got real problems.

      It gets even more problematic when the same job is being touted by 15 different recruitment/staffing firms. I got three phone calls in one day, all from different firms, all talking about the same job. My fiancee' then got 4 calls from different firms about the same job.

      It's a mess out there. There's thousands of people out of work, and they're all scrabbling down the same avenues trying to get a job.

      Take this advice to heart: If you can network, do it. Unless you have a good in, you're not going to be able to get the time of day from most people.

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    2. Re:Experience and talent still count... by RFC959 · · Score: 2

      Pretty much true. I'm lucky to still have a job, but a lot of good people I know are unemployed. And yet when my current company was reviewing resumes recently, easily 3/4 of what we saw was crap, completely unsuited for the position. I'm not trying to downplay people's suffering here, but they have to realize that the tech job market was severely inflated, and now it's crashed, and so it's glutted with people who think it should be easy to get a job in the field.

  22. Is /. less than ideal? by Mattygfunk · · Score: 1
    It's impossible to say how long Katz and others will have to endure less-than-ideal jobs.

    Some would say that John is lucky to have a job at ......... hang-on ..... oops Juliette Katz.

    My mistake. Continue reading.

  23. Slump in Denver by GuanoBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

    The telecom slump (crash) hit Denver pretty hard. I've been out of work for over 9 months without a good lead in sight. Right now, I'm working a $12/hr temp job that could get canned at any moment, but I'm glad to have it.

    Colorado seems to have this tendency to put all of its eggs into one economic basket. Before the telecom crash, there was the petroleum industry crash, and other economic downturns before that.

    I'd have to side with the pessimists. Many of the jobs during the golden years are gone forever. And forget the crazy salaries! $110K for an NT admin?! Sheesh.

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    WWW
    1. Re:Slump in Denver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make 12/hr in Denver? Damn! Try finding a job that makes more than 7 in Utah!!!

    2. Re:Slump in Denver by topher71 · · Score: 1

      Things are bad here on the Front Range, but the jobs are still here...at least, if your skills are fairly mainstream (Java/C++/VB, Oracle/MSSQL, Sun/NT seem to be your best bets).

      I was laid off last April, took a 'sabbatical' and some courses at DU until August, then bought a new shirt and started looking. Within a month or so I had a senior Java coding job downtown. It was quite a change from a year ago when people were aggressively recruiting me on a regular basis.

      Now, I did take a salary cut, but my income was pretty overinflated and I knew it. Having friends with VC money hiring you creates some wacked numbers:)

      I took the risk on some startups, pretended like I was living on my pre-boom salary, and things turned out OK.

      My advice would be:

      - Recognize that you now have to work for an interview and be grateful when you get one.
      - Work on your interview skills (people and techinical). Be ready for the generic, stupid interview questions with thoughtful (but not rehearsed) answers. Mock interviews do the jobs pretty well.
      - Lower your salary expectations, assume there are people with a lot more experience than you going for the same position ('cause that's the case).
      - Get your resume professionally done.

      The company I'm at now just went through a hiring phase and we had guys with 15 years experience looking for entry level jobs. A year ago they said they couldn't even find resumes.

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      -- topher71
    3. Re:Slump in Denver by GuanoBoy · · Score: 1

      topher71 said:

      > ...if your skills are fairly mainstream
      > (Java/C++/VB, Oracle/MSSQL, Sun/NT seem to
      > be your best bets).

      I have 6 year's experience with Linux/Windoze sysadmin, an equal amount network admin, and 3 years' Oracle admin. I don't consider myself a developer, but I've done that along the way, too. My biggest impediment has been a relative lack of Sun admin experience (less than 1 yr).

      I've played a numbers game and have sent out nearly 500 resumes. It has gotten me a few interviews.

      > The company I'm at now just went through a
      > hiring phase ...

      Whoa! What company is THAT?

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      WWW
  24. portland is kinda tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    they say the metro area here has the one of the highest unemployment rates in the nation (for metro areas). I lost a job in march, gained one in june, lost it in september, got an offer in january, and said no to the offer. unemployment has run out, subsisting on emergency fund. I'm finding some freelance opportunities, though. believe it or not, it is a lot better than it was a couple of months ago.


    anyone who uses their 401k as their emergency fund is on crack. they should get crappy temp work before they touch their 401k/ira funds.

    1. Re:portland is kinda tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean portland oregon or portland maine? i was thinking about moving back to oregon, but perhaps i'll wait.

    2. Re:portland is kinda tough by opkool · · Score: 2

      anyone who uses their 401k as their emergency fund is on crack. they should get crappy temp work before they touch their 401k/ira funds

      Maybe their out of any other kind of money.

      As unvelibable as it might seem, people can run out of money.

    3. Re:portland is kinda tough by llywrch · · Score: 2

      > they say the metro area here has the one of the highest unemployment rates in the nation

      The unemployment rate is 7.5%, second only to Miami. This is the worst I've seen it here in Oregon since the early 1980's.

      > I lost a job in
      > march, gained one in june, lost it in september, got an offer in january, and said no to the offer. unemployment has run out,
      > subsisting on emergency fund.

      Except for a couple of odd jobs, I haven't been able to find any work. My phone interview with Intel in December was the first interview I had with a hiring manager since I let go in May.

      If it wasn't for my wife having a fulltime job, I would be scared. (There always seems to be a demand for accountants.)

      I haven't been proud: I applied for a mail-handling job for the Xmas rush, & it didn't come thru. (Probably something about all of my high-tech employers -- they wanted a list of all of my employers for the last 10 years. Of my last 8 employers, 2 have gone bankrupt & at least one has vanished in a merger.)

      And from talking to folks at the Linux Users' Group meetings, & to former co-workers, the competition is tough. Employers are now demanding degrees in either CS or engineering, & unbelievable amounts of specialized experience. Folks with 12, 15 or more years of practical experience are being passed over.

      My strategy? Use my time to learn more about computing, & to network more. This downturn has to end eventually.

      Geoff

      --
      I think I see a trend here. Maybe for them it really would be easier to muzzle the entire internet than to produce p
    4. Re:portland is kinda tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Portland OR. It's pretty bad here right now. My dot-com went bust in 9/2000 and I got ONE interview in the entire run from January 2001 - November. In December 2001. I finally landed a contract position, paying me MORE than I had hoped (well, prior to the .COM implosion). How long is it going to last? I dunno. But it sure is better than trying to build a client base *or* job search in an absolutely crappy market where experience counts to the hiring manager, but not to the wonks you have to get your resume past at the front line. And as for being aggressive, the major attitude out here is 'don't call us-- period.' I suppose if they're getting hundreds of resumes a day I understand that, but it still bites.

      Things do seem to be looking a bit better, strangely, but it's still bad. Consider this: When I moved here in mid-96, the classified section in the Oregonian had two (physical) sections: Computer jobs, and everything else. The Computer/High Technology jobs was AS BIG AS THE SECTION FOR ALL THE OTHER JOBS COMBINED.

      Fast forward to mid-2001. The Computer/High Technology jobs section is 1/2 a page. No I'm not kidding. Once or twice it has grown to a full page, but it always falls back.

      I would *not* recommend moving here without a plan, and preferably a job lined up, if you're in IT.

    5. Re:portland is kinda tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geoff,

      Keep on trucking. I'm right out here with you, spent 15 months unemployed and damn near lost the house, finally landed a contract position in December through Hall Kinion. Recommend you check them out, they handle us 'experienced and skilled' types, not the low end. They and the other recruiters are hurting as well, but at least they're trying.

  25. Re:I know... :( by yatest5 · · Score: 0

    Can anyone with a stronger stomach than me tell me roughly what that new picture is????

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    • Mod parent up! [a] by Anonymous Coward (Score:5) Thurs, June 31, @13:37
  26. using the free time to retool? by rjnagle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Man, some of these articles really hit close to home!

    One of the problems is finding where the jobs are. In the economic boom, the recruiters helped everybody out. But although I consider myself a savvy job hunter, I'd had difficulty figuring out what companies are out there. National job boards are mostly useless because only a small percentage of companies need to advertise heavily to find a suitable candidate. Individuals need a good directory of company links in their local market.

    IT people are used to thinking of themselves as belonging to an exclusively IT company. In actuality, a lot of non-IT companies need help managing their network. Not as glamorous maybe, but at least it's a job.

    The real problem with IT unemployment is that people are reluctant to accept non IT positions. Why? You stop gaining new skills and quickly lose touch with what skills are in demand.

    I'm a technical worker out of work for 9 months, partly by choice. I used some of the time to update my skills. If only I had a crystal ball that allowed me to see what skill will be necessary for my next job, that would simplify things. As such, I'm busy learning about everything. A job interview revealed my ignorance about Win Active Directories, so I check out a book on the subject. Another job interview asks about XWindows, and so I pick up another book. Learning about this stuff is not very painful, but it's frustrating not having a clue what skill will land you the job. It's also frustrating trying to balance the time you spend job searching with the time to update skills.

    Is anyone spooked by all the defense jobs out there? As it turns out, I can't qualify for security clearance because I'm seeking dual citizenship. But if you looked at the postings, you'd swear that a good 50% of job opportunities are related to defense contractors.

    I had a good job with Dell; they treated me very well and there were lots of perks. In a day I'm going to a job fair for contract Dell tech support jobs, probably without benefits or job security. Hey, if it pays the bills, I'll be happy. (Just cancel that trip to Mexico for this year).

    --
    Robert Nagle, Idiotprogrammer, Houston
    1. Re:using the free time to retool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Is anyone spooked by all the defense jobs out there?"

      Nope. I started out doing defense work years ago, I'm still doing web work now, and if it dries up, I go to defense work again.

      You gotta go to where the jobs are. Always think about where the next one is going to be.

    2. Re:using the free time to retool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is anyone spooked by all the defense jobs out there?

      Well only those of us with some kind of fucking morals I guess!

      Hey hobey, guess what I worked on today?

  27. Let's get a few things straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. Resumes don't matter in any way shape or form.
    2. If you're over 25 you are obviously "burnt out" and of little
    use to any company.
    3. If you have 5 years experience of exactly the API that your
    future employer seeks then you might get the job as long
    as you don't try and fuck them over by asking for a decent wage.
    4. In the UK I.T. is obviously booming as our IT minister still
    insists that everything is rosy and let's get that cheap labour
    in as fast as we can, as well as training up toilet attendants
    to do Y2K work.

    Bitter? You bet
    Unemployed? What do you think?
    Experienced? Only 20 years but hell I'm not 25
    and don't know every parameter of every function in the J2EE spec so I'm screwed.

    1. Re:Let's get a few things straight by smagruder · · Score: 2

      In my experience, I would say that 35 is the actual "cut-off" age, but in general, I concur with your statements.

      --
      Steve Magruder, Metro Foodist
    2. Re:Let's get a few things straight by The+Cat · · Score: 2

      In my experience, I would say that 35 is the actual "cut-off" age, but in general, I concur with your statements.

      juuuuuust about the time the children start school.. how convenient.

    3. Re:Let's get a few things straight by Squiffy · · Score: 1

      I think 50 is a better cutoff. Some of the brightest and most effective people I've worked with were over 40. I'm only 27, so maybe I'm just naive.

    4. Re:Let's get a few things straight by snarfer · · Score: 1

      In Silicon Vallet it's 35. After that you can't get a programming job no matter what. I was actually hired once at Apple, showed up, the guy saw my grey hair and sent me away. I called later to ask what happened to the job and he said I "looked tired."

  28. There goes...... by Orre · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. This is bad. I had plans to get a jobb in the US after my master. I can forget that now, right???

    1. Re:There goes...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm...why don't you stay in your own country and try to make it a better place to live and work?

      Just a thought.

      We're the candy store...

    2. Re:There goes...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on how long before you graduate. My guess is that in 2-3 years, engineers will be in demand again. (Emphasis on "guess".)

    3. Re:There goes...... by Orre · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. why not just say that, change in life is quite nice, you know. Maybe you like to sit in the same place all life, but some people like to travel and see new cultures and stuff. Money isn't everything, but you got to have a work you like.

      "why don't you stay in your own country" (quoting you), those words can be interpreted in many ways Mr. Anonymous Coward (use your own name if you dare)

  29. truth and whining by banky · · Score: 4, Informative

    A lot of the people I know were "paper techies" who used to brag about how much they made. Well, who has the job now?

    On the other hand, I also know plenty of good people who got let go "just because". They were adequte to stellar performers, who were in the wrong business unit at the wrong time.

    If your skills are marketable, and you're lucky, you'll find a job. Bottom line. If you have so-so skills (see oddtodd.com for a good list of so-so skills) then you won't find a job. A professionally polished resume doesn't matter if everything "interesting" you did was for a bunch of fucked companies that didn't deliver anything.

    I think that's the crux of the biscuit. All the badass experience doens't matter if everyone looks at it and says, "but this company didn't *do* anything, and it failed". OTOH, if you delivered (more or less on schedule and at budget) a (blah blah blah buzzword) then you have something. You'll find work. Software is still being developed, web sites are launched, the world is still turning.

    We're just at the bottom of a cycle. At the end of the hype, everyone was saying "XML this" and "Web Services that". Well no one really knew what to do with all that. Once people start to figure out how to hook up the latest tech with the consumer/end user, the same way Netscape brought the web to the masses, you'll see it pick up. It may take 2 years, or 5. But it'll happen. The VC will go back to insane spending. All the MBAs and "Director of Multimedia Development" types will work again. Don't worry.

    Just make sure my latte is right, OK? Working in the NOC takes good Joe. It won't be long before you're bossing me around again. :)

    --
    ZOMG I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS ON MACINTOSH VERSUS WINDOWS, VI VERSUS EMACS, AND HOW YOU'RE NOT A DORK
  30. Give Gov't a try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know this has been mentioned a lot the past couple months, but gov't is where its at right now. I'm currently in the process of converting my military TS clearance over to contractor and giving serious thought to doing gov't work again (I'm a sysadmin).

    The company I work for makes equipment for telecoms and we've been hit HARD the last few months with no sign of letting up (at least not for another 12-18 months...maybe).

    Say what you want about working for The Man, but The Man will provide me with a salary 1/3rd greater then I'm currently making (have clearance, will pay). Its a 5 year contract so unless I'm fired, I'm safe from layoffs. How many others can claim that right now?

    If the market improves, then maybe I'll go back private sector. But right now, gov't work is safe.

    1. Re:Give Gov't a try by phil+reed · · Score: 2
      I'd love to work for the govmnt, but around here (near a major air force base), half the good positions require a clearance just to get your foot in the door, and I've never had the opportunity to get one. You can't apply for a clearance on spec - you have to already have one. Catch-22, sort of.


      In the mean time, I'm in at a major place via Manpower Technical, 6 month contract-to-hire (but I had to take a 30% pay cut). Still, it's better than the alternative, so I'm not complaining.

      --

      ...phil
      "For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3."
    2. Re:Give Gov't a try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you'd be surprised to know you can get one. Granted, its easier if you already have one, companies will get you one if they can (no skeletons in the closet do you?).

      A full scope TS/SCI costs an average of $25,000 to get but thats because the feds go through EVERYTHING-- and rightfully so if you're going to privy to information. Those are a little harder to just "get". But a simple Confidential or Secret doesnt involve too much. Financial checks, criminal checks, overall character check. A lot of gov't places will take that.

      Ask around, you never know...

    3. Re:Give Gov't a try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HA HA HA HA HA! If you like subverting your principles for low pay, you'll love working for the government.

    4. Re:Give Gov't a try by ScumBiker · · Score: 2

      I was working for a major consultancy here in the midwest and got laid off last March. I was having a bitch of a time even getting call-backs, much less interviews. I put in for a state job and was asked to get interviewed about a month later. Middle-tier administration, pretty cool tech, a possibility of getting Linux in here (we're totally an M$ shop -yuck-), some asp and Java development work, but mostly project management and sysadmin work. I was accepted over 28 other candidates, I suspect because I was willing to commit to staying long term. I took a 19% paycut, but dammit, I'm fully employed, with _great_ benefits and a excellent retirement, in 25 yrs. I've decided to stay and retire from here. So, my sugesstion is, if you need to be steady, pay the mortgage, feed the kids, and so on, look into a State gov job. I'm pretty happy I did!

      --
      --- Think of it as evolution in action ---
    5. Re:Give Gov't a try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Low pay?

      Since when is $69,547 a year, at 22 yrs old, "low pay"?

      Thats what my last offer letter was for about a year ago from a govt office to work there as a unix admin.

      Now, back to the 7-11 slushy stand with you. Customers are waiting. Make mine Cherry.

    6. Re:Give Gov't a try by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1
      Not a bad idea; I'd recommend it myself, having previously worked for the State for many years. But I'd have to guess that only the Feds have the cash to hire people; most state and local govts are crying poverty, due to large unemployment payouts and lower individual and business income tax revenues.

      Still, if you want stability in employment, govt. is one way to do it.

      --
      I'd have a personalized plate on my car, but "toxic bachelor" won't fit into 7 letters.
    7. Re:Give Gov't a try by snarfer · · Score: 1

      You can't get a security clearance if you're a Democrat.

  31. good places by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is there actually anywhere at the mo which is a good place to be?

  32. Northern Va. is... by dormat · · Score: 1

    Pretty horrible. I've been out of work since August. Sad, and lonely :( .....

    1. Re:Northern Va. is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.Va sucks, so suck it up. I've been working k12
      for three years and am an untouchable.
      Keep your skills sharp and put out a resume.
      Volunteer. get laid, etc.. :)

  33. I'm living the fun by sennomo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Before the bubble burst, I had a measly B.A. in Spanish, but I still got hired at startups for various jobs, mostly web-oriented stuff like search engines. I made as much as $650/wk for a short while, which ain't too shabby for where I live.

    Since the bubble burst, I'd got a non-technical temp job at the county tax office. When I got laid off from that job a friend got me hired at a convenience store, where I do 9-hour shifts with no lunch break for $5.50/hr. I've lost my wife and son because I am unable to support them on a near-minimum-wage part-time job. I'm living with my parents because I can't even afford to support myself. Oh, yeah, and I have about $20,000 of college loan debt to pay off.

    So, I've decided to use up my remaining financial aid (even though it will add to my debt) to return to college for a B.S. in Computer Science. I'm hardly learning anything, since I already learned plenty on the job. (Unfortunately, my university does not count life experience for college credit.) Some professors have even told me that I am capable of teaching their classes, but that won't get me out of the credit requirements.

    I'm planning to get my B.S. in Spring 2003, and hopefully by 2004 I'll be seriously working and living with my wife and son again...but who knows. I don't want to get optimistic.

    By the way, I'm not alone in my neck of the woods. My best friend is in a similar situation. He has 12 years of programming and network administration experience. However, he has no degree, so nobody even wants to interview him. He's pushing 30 and has just entered college as a freshman.

    Ride the wave of prosperity!

    --
    Mi klopodas varbi por Esperanto.
    1. Re:I'm living the fun by SamBeckett · · Score: 1

      Why not just test out of the classes if you already know it?

    2. Re:I'm living the fun by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 2

      Forget CS. Get a marketing degree. That's the only way to make a living. Remember, sales and marketing types are the ones that are not fired.

    3. Re:I'm living the fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a pile of crap! Unemployment may be bad in the tech fields, but there are still a TON of jobs out there. Just because you feel you are "above" a certain job, you'd think a man would buckle down and do what was necessary to support your wife and child. You can't tell me there isn't construction companies where you are from, or even warehouses. Both may be more physically demanding then what you are used to, but still will be a paycheck.

    4. Re:I'm living the fun by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2

      This goes to show, not that you did this, but I know many who have quit school during the boom because they "thought" they knew enough and they certainly did technology wise, but they were naive. Naive enough to realize they didn't know it all. As much as I would like to feel for some of these folks, I do not. These are the exact people (not all of them, but I am sure a great many) who thinks a programmer does not need to take things such as accounting, business ethics and other courses that round out the education. Even DeVry teaches these course to their tech heavy (or light depending on your opinion)grads. What's worse is the MBA's who all thought they were good enough to be a CEO and start their own company took advantage of techies because of what they could do for them. They inticed them with things like free caffiene (in your favorite form factor), free gourmet lunchrooms, come in any time you want and stay as late as you want, gamerooms with Playstation and Playstation 2 and a DVD player etc etc.... Now, when Wall Street and the rest of the world finally figured out what idiocy these dot commers were doing, then the crap really hit the fan. What is sad is some of the ideas they came up with could have worked, but because they spent their VC money foolishly on things such as Aeron chairs, Heavy Gaming machines for the developers (when a Pentium II 450 would do), the biggest Sun box you can get to run it (with no real tech decision behind it), those kitchens, all of that caffiene..... This means I am supposed to feel sorry for these folks cuz they are off flipping burgers?? No way.

      I too took a safe job. I work for a local community college not making all that I could make, but my benefits are pretty good, I can retire at 52 (I think). We are also going to be switching from a mainframe to a UNIX environment and I am going to get the training for AIX that I need. I will have all of this training for free. How bad is that? To me, it's all about happiness anf not how much money can the job get for me. Would I like more money for what I do? (100 percent of people polled will say use to that question! :)) Sure I would love more money but do I need it, well, in some ways I do, but right now, I make do. I don't have a dual proc machine on my desk or at home. I don't have a digital camera. My biggest tv is 35 inches (and Analog). My scanner is a 5 year old paralell port scanner. I also don't have a laptop. Do I feel deprived? Nope. To me, when I FINALLY get that laptop or palmtop I want I really do feel good. If I had the money to go get it whenever I wanted, well, that would be cool, but the feeling would not be there. You see, if I had all kinds of crazy money, it would mean I didn't work for it as much or as hard. I feel better saving up and working towards something then I do about just having it handed to me. Too many kids are being raised that way now a days because the parents don't want to "deprive" the kid. Well, those kids will be loading my groceries trying to pay for their 40 k car in a few years becuse they lost their ultra high paying job and I am still employed because I played it safe. No wait, this already happened!

      --

      Gorkman

    5. Re:I'm living the fun by NevDull · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Excuse me, but boo fucking hoo.

      Sounds like you made a lot of bad decisions in life, and now you're dealing with them. You got a degree in Spanish? What the hell kind of career is that supposed to prepare someone for? Something which can come close to paying back student loans? I don't think so. Especially Spanish... Bad decision #1.

      So you were making $30k, and had a wife and kid... you had a mountain of debt and made a baby. Bad decision #2.

      9-hour shifts with no lunch break? Illegal in most states. Or do you just not want to take the lunch break because you'd lose $27.50 a week? Why are you not reporting your employer to the state board of labor if they're really making it a requirement for you to go 9 hours without a break. Bad decision #3.

      You picked a school where you can't test out of classes? What kind of moron with enough experience to excel picks a school where they don't have challenge exams? Bad decision #4.

      If I were you, I'd learn how to change oil and brake pads and get myself down to an auto repair shop and quit whining. No matter where you are, cars need to be fixed, and you'll make more than $5.50 an hour.

    6. Re:I'm living the fun by GypC · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't see how you could "lose" a wife and kid because of that. Did she move back in with her parents? And they won't let you stay there? That's really sad considering that there's people on welfare that manage to keep the family together... I'm sure there's some way you could work it out.

    7. Re:I'm living the fun by jso888 · · Score: 1

      Remember, sales and marketing types are the ones that are not fired.

      I'm not disputing the benefit of broadening your horizons by getting a business degree. In fact, I'm a big proponent of including business breadth requirements in technical fields, especially CS and the life sciences.

      But sales and marketing drones are inevitably the first to be fired, in every recession that I or my parents have lived through.

    8. Re:I'm living the fun by mikefoley · · Score: 1

      Actually, in tech companies, they are the FIRST to go. Former technical marketing engineer at API NetWorks.

      --
      What's my Karma Mr. Burns? "Excellent"
    9. Re:I'm living the fun by afedaken · · Score: 1

      Sounds like your friend has about the right idea...

      For those of you who haven't already shot your credit to hell, and who haven't racked up $2500/Month in fixed expenses, this is the perfect time to go back and get your degree.

      Heck, Alan Greenspan tried to get us to borrow more money by lowing the interest rate what, like 11 times last year?

      For those of us in the U.S., the prime rate is at lowest it has been at in almost a decade. If you're gonna drown in debt to get a degree, ya might as well do it while the interest isn't back breaking.

      --
      If there's a castle floating upside down in the sky, then there's a castle floating upside down in the sky.
    10. Re:I'm living the fun by infinii · · Score: 1

      You need a reality check.

      After reading ALL these articles of skilled techies that cannot find work, WTF would you goto college for anything IT related? Do you really think you are that great that you can get a job where thousands before you couldn't? Be realistic, if you were so good...the college diploma wouldn't matter.

      Secondly, why do you say that your wife and son will move back in with you after you find stable employment? Did they leave you because you had no money and would be willing to come back if you had money? Not much basis for a relationship IMNSHO.

      Why not make use of that Spanish degree (sorry..can't help but laugh when I say that), and move to Mexico and become a tour guide or something?

    11. Re:I'm living the fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or get ASE certified and become a real car mechanic. Or get apprenticed to a carpenter and go into construction. Or go get an A&P certification and go get apprenticed to work on turbojets. Or get apprenticed and licensed to be a plumber. Plumbers make good money. All require a certain amount of smarts, and they all are tied to real things in the real world, not the dream spinning that filled up the .com world. I'd stop short of sheet metal - guys who work around metal usually have something wrong with them.

      There's more to the world out there than just burger flipping, and it's not all bad. Not as prestigious, but not that bad. Actually, I think that's good, because nobody will ever hit you up for money, like they do with doctors and lawyers.

      I don't understand why anyone has kids these days - the economy is just too risky to be able to plan on anything more than 1 yr. out. Planning for 17 years? Don't make me laugh. Maybe you could've done that back in the '70s, but not in this New Era. Same thing with marriage - odds are good you'll get divorced 5 years later and have your wages garnished - why bother?

    12. Re:I'm living the fun by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Wow.

      I'm sorry to hear about your family, that kinda struck a nerve with me.

      I do know one thing, I _will_ not complain about my job anymore....

      (GIS DBA / Network Tech / AutoCAD Drafter)

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    13. Re:I'm living the fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "guys who work around metal usually have something wrong with them."

      Well there goes all of manhatten.

  34. the view from here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well in 2000 I jumped to a telecom company, partly for the 25% raise (and the lure of potential bonuses each year) and the opportunity to gain some experience in a field that was booming and seemed to have no where to go but up.
    Well after about six months of nowhere but up, it was all no telling where the bottom is, and I got laid off.
    Fortuneately for me, I was able to fall back on my previous experience to land a job rather quickly (at a somewhat reduced salary), so I consider myself lucky when I read stories like these. Also there are fellow engineers that I worked with who are still looking also.

  35. Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D'oh! by pubjames · · Score: 5, Insightful


    I am CEO of a small company which specialises in web development. It is still true (at least in my part of the world) that many "web design" companies have staff whos only qualification is to have taught themselves to "program" in HTML. Many of them are from non-techy backgrounds, often design or Mickey Mouse degrees like Media Studies. These companies often offer all types of services (such as those that really require real programming or project management skills) which they don't have the skills and experience to offer. So if these people are being made redundant and having a hard time finding new jobs - well, tough.

    To get a good job is hard. Always has been, apart from temporary crazy blips like the dot-com boom. Just because it is now hard to get a good job does not mean that good jobs do not exist, rather it means that the brief period of crazyness when mediocre people could get good jobs is over!

  36. Out in California by gwernol · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here in San Francisco - the epicenter of the dot-com boom and bust - the market is grim. Finding work, even if you are highly qualified and experienced is a slow, brusing experience. If all you have is a reasonable degree and a couple of years experience at some failed dot-com, then its essentially impossible to find work in the high-tech sector and damn hard to find it elsewhere.

    Over the summer of 2001 the City was flooded with laid off tech workers. For several months you literally could not hire a moving truck from any Bay Area rental company. Every one was hired and heading back east as yet another dot-commer left the City.

    Its not all bad news, however. Housing costs in San Francisco are falling back from the ludicrous heights they reached a year or two back. Its now possible to rent in the City for less than $1000 a month. You can now buy a decent home for less than $350,000. Neither was possible two years ago. The City is also becoming more civilized again as the white heat of the boom years cools down a little.

    Its also possible to detect a very slight improvement in the job market. This is partly because so many people have left the local market: noticeably fewer people are competing for the few jobs that come up. Its also true that as the economy slowly, slowly begins to come alive again, a few companies are starting to hire again.

    But it will be a long time before we truly recover. Anyone remember the mid 80's?

    --
    Sailing over the event horizon
    1. Re:Out in California by doorbot.com · · Score: 2

      As a native San Franciscan, a small part of me is happy to see all the dotcommers leave. But at the same time, diversity is what makes this city (and this country) great, and it's unfortunate that so many people have to leave at once. There are some in the city (who I think are a bit nutty) who claim that the dotcommers were driving out the real spirit of the city (the poor?). Whatever happens, I see that as the natural progression of the city...

      However, I am happy to see the dotcommers learning the real value of money... and now housing prices, etc are coming back down. I see them as someone who has been poor their whole life and wins the lottery... they have so much money that it is difficult to fathom that you'd need to save some of those millions, etc. When I think of dotcommers I think of frivilous spending on unnecessary/overpriced goods, just for the sake of their acquisition. And that's fine if you're Bill Gates, but if you have not other savings (or it's your 401(k) [why is the "K" in parentheses?] and you work for Enron) then you're on your way towards learning a hard lesson about life.

      I'm working in IT right now but I'm also still in school (as an Economics major) so at least this way when I get out I'll have more than one option available to me...

  37. No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the 90s effect. Not only is everybody taught to believe that they are a somebody, but everyone thinks they are a genius. (Just do it!!!)

    The real problem is that the whole IT field, was and still is a joke, since everyone, overnight, who can read, including dummies, can too become EXPERTS in less than 24 hours, and then get certified.

    Kind of like those building superintendents, who have a diploma hangind in their office, for every stupid little bs.

    And as a result of too many people calling themselves "experts", it undermined Computer Scientists and Computer Engineers, and now everybody has to suffer.

    Plain and short, any 2 year computer science/engineer major could do an IT's job, and if they can, they have the ability to pick it up on their own. There was never a need for IT, the jobs should have gone to the less than stellar computer science/engineer majors, you know, the guys who were never able to understand recursion.

  38. Dont i know it by geesus · · Score: 1

    ive just left school, and being the poor unemployed student that I am, tried to get into the IT industry with only my years of experience. All employers want to know is weather I have a MSCE. Ive heard many a story of MSCE idiots scewing up jobs that I could of done well in my pre-teens ;) Oh well, such is life...

    --
    Gnome wasnt built in a day.
    1. Re:Dont i know it by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      I think the problems are the exams - imagine like A+ certification - page upon page upon page of trick questions. A+ classes even tell you to expect to be fooled. I noticed the same thing with ccna - not so sure about msce though.

    2. Re:Dont i know it by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 0

      Get the Transcenders, it gives you a taste
      of the Tom Foolery, lets you know what you
      are up against .

      I nailed it, 596 to pass, scored well over
      900, and moving on to another Cert .

      I am taking the time off to do the Certs, I
      have seen several jobs on www.monster.com
      for over 80,000/yr if you have the CCNA+MCSE
      and relevant experience .

      I used to wrok for Cisco Systems as a Lab
      Engineer, but got the 8,500 head Ax applied to
      me as with many others .

      So its time to get the Certs, my supervisor
      (that also got laid off) knew I was damn good
      at my job, but no one else really does unless
      they have worked with you or know someone
      they trust that has as well .

      Ex-MislTech

      --
      google "32 trillion offshore needs IRS attention"
    3. Re:Dont i know it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why the place I work at actually makes (unofficial) policy not to hire MCSE's for even phone monkey jobs. =]

  39. Massachusetts is by coreman · · Score: 2

    I was laid off with about 100 other contract workers last july. The market here is so depressed that the recruiters are leaving in droves. The few programming jobs that are getting posted are very vertical niches and as someone that always had a broad background in development, the positions are going to the couple of people that have been doing one thing for 15 years. it's tough going from $160k to unemployment when you've been working steady for 20+ years. Doesn't help when your kid's financial aid forms go back 3 years for income. So, here I am working with agencies that used to call weekly with people I've never heard of that have no idea what any of the buzzwords they get asked for mean. You want fries with that?

    1. Re:Massachusetts is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Doesn't help when your kid's financial aid forms go back 3 years for income

      Most college financial aid offices will take special circumstances (such as sudden and recent job loss) into consideration when calculating financial aid. See this Dept. of Education document, as well as the financial aid offices of colleges your kid wishes to attend, for more information.

  40. It's proven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bush is a weenie!

  41. what the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a moment I thought I read "A Techie Gets Laid..." oh how I wish. ;)

  42. Picky Wimps by Morgahastu · · Score: 2, Funny

    All the people interviewed in that article are wimps. They clearly say they are looking for jobs similar to what they had before. Tough luck chumps, go look somewhere else. They think that because they are taking commitment-less jobs while they look for another "fall-back-into-a-shitload-of-money-job" we should feel sorry for them? Get up and tough it out and look for a different type of job. I can't imagine someone with a MBA is limited to dot coms.

    1. Re:Picky Wimps by alizard · · Score: 1

      Better hope the IT job market turns around before you graduate from college. However, since judging from your post, you just entered high school, that's probably a safe bet. Of course, there's always the chance that you'll miss the next boom and the job market will look just like this when you show HR people your nice, new CS diploma and they seem really unimpressed.

  43. Down and out in the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Needed Reforms to re-establish a viable tech workforce:
    1) Get rid of lower capital gains tax rates. The NASDAQ boom was artificially spawned by the insane
    act of Congress. Tax cap gains as the same rate as dividends and labor gains.
    2) Roll back H1-B quotas to 1990 levels. There is no reason to single out programmers for competition from overseas when lawyers, doctors, teachers, firemen and policemen don't face this competition.
    3) Make health insurance portable. More people would leave their state and to to another state
    where there are jobs if they didn't lose their health insurance.

    1. Re:Down and out in the USA by DuBois · · Score: 1
      1) Get rid of lower capital gains tax rates.
      What? Are you nuts? Countries like Germany that just reduced their capital gains taxes for shareholders to zero are going to eat our lunch. Increasing capital gains is so twen-cen authoritarian. You didn't notice that countries like Russia and China are trying to dig themselves out of the economic black hole of "To each according to his need"?
      2) Roll back H1-B quotas to 1990 levels. There is no reason to single out programmers for competition from overseas when lawyers, doctors, teachers, firemen and policemen don't face this competition.
      Well, why shouldn't everyone face labor competition? Because they're "American," and thus should be content with asking too much money for incompetence and ignorance? I don't think so. Remember the American car companies of the 1970's.

      One change that would help Americans would be to get rid of the stupid labor monopoly for lawyers that makes criminals of people who give legal advice without the sanction of the ABA. This is a far more dangerous and debilitating monopoly than the "Microsoft monopoly" ever could be. And also, never voting for a lawyer for any public office would help. Voting for a lawyer is like voting for a fox to make the rules about how to guard the hens.

      3) Make health insurance portable.
      It would have always been portable had the authoritarians in charge during WWII in America ("It takes a fascist to fight a fascist!") not enforced wage and price controls on the American workforce, thus causing the employers of the time to resort to "free" (and thus not included in the wage controls) health care to entice the best workers. After WWII, the Congress was gulled into keeping up the "free" pretence by not taxing health care provided as a benefit by an "employer." Self-employed people, or people who buy their own insurance aren't allowed to deduct their costs. Thus, the current government-distorted situation where health insurance is tied to a particular employer rather than bought and paid for by the employee. The best way to make health insurance portable would be to allow *EVERYONE* to deduct healthcare costs and get the government out of the healthcare business, a business that governments are astonishingly bad at, as proven by the National Health Service in Britain.
      --
      The IPCC has purposely engineered a massive scientific fraud.
  44. I feel lucky... by bpowell423 · · Score: 2

    I began working at a private manufacturing company several years ago. It's not glamorous, but making $45k in a very rural area (read: low cost of living) doesn't seem too bad to me. Actually, I probably got hired on at a good time; I expect the salary offered would be lower now. Anyway, as the only "techie" here at this plant, I've been able to watch the tech industry crash and burn knowing that the only thing that could take my job away would be the plant closing, which isn't going to happen.

    1. Re:I feel lucky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      plant closing, which isn't going to happen.


      Heh. famous last words buddy.

    2. Re:I feel lucky... by bpowell423 · · Score: 2

      You're right. Anything can happen. But I know my company well enough to know that they aren't going anywhere soon.

  45. parachute and rest of job hunting basics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read:
    What Color is Your Parachute and
    Martin Yate's Knock 'Em Dead series
    apply them.
    go find a job for real.
    Resumes DON'T work on their own except in a great (c. 2000) job market. All of the good jobs I have had have come from networking (not the technical kind, the human kind) with friends and associates. All of the sucky ones came from the standard job hunt ritual. Even during the great depression 80% of the work force was still employed anyway.

  46. Melbourne? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How are things in Melbourne? for entry level?
    I'm thinking of having a look up there at the end of the year when I finish my Tafe Diploma/Cisco CCNA.

    Not many jobs turn up here unless ya wanna work in the gov departments. Even those ones are hard to get.

  47. Re:Slashdot Poll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (d) Telephone sex with a mere. :)

  48. 6 months unemployed by Cally · · Score: 2

    I'm in London, UK.

    I wouldn't have believed it possible a year ago, but I've been out of work since my last employer went bust in August 2001. OK, I'm not a hardcore CS-grad C programmer - I'm mostly a Perl programmer, with a minor in "anything-todo-with-security", and basic (NT, Linux, BSD) sys-admin skills. I'm not asking an insane salary. I've never been unemployed since starting in IT professionally in 1995, and this is now the longest I've /ever/ been unemployed. It's pretty fsckin' crappy, I can tell you. The only bright spot is having plenty of spare time for reading (Slashdot, Bugtraq, Incidents, Vuln-Watch, ISN, nanog,...), and finally getting round to writing some actual releasable-quality Free software - which is tons o' fun. Otherwise, frankly, it's damn depressing. And reading posts here saying "anyone who can't get work must be a loser or a prima-donna or a MCSE-mill twit" doesn't help! ;p

    --
    "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
  49. Telecom Slump? Not at my company. by jaredcat · · Score: 1
    I know this is going to sound like a PR piece, but its really more of a public service announcements for our out of work friends.

    While major telecom companies like Global Crossing, Network+, WorldxChange, even WorldCom and Qwest are all in financial trouble, the company I work for, NOBEL, has been growing by an order of magnitude every month since its founding in 1998.

    Many of our competitors, especially larger ones, made the mistake of overspending on technology infrastructure and on marketing-- blowing through billions of dollars in debt and equity financing. NOBEL is both extremely cost efficient (i.e. we make sure every expenditure is justified by generating additional profit), and we are self funded.

    The attitude in our team is that we are going to take over telecom in the USA over the next 5-10 years. We are ALWAYS looking for people with strong telecom experience, both on the business end of things and in technology.

  50. MBA? by zoomshorts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am find it real hard to even believe that the MBA degree is worth anything. Let us look at what it says, Master of Business Administration. Doesn't this sound like a glorified secretary? If the degree imparted any real knowledge, then the holder of such a degree should be able to run his/her own company/business. Since this is obviously not the case, why then does such a degree exist? Management, management comes the chorus! Most MBA's go to work fo SOMEONE ELSE, rather than starting their own company. What kind of mastery does this imply? None, IMNSHO. Working for someone else may pay the bills, but I know of no business where a newly MBA'd individual would be allowed to MASTER the business right out of school. Work expierence is what counts. This guy is a ME, yet he is not doing ME work from the get-go. This looks like someone who can pass tests and get grades, but who is NOT working in a field for which he studied to be a part. This guy seems confused, someone told him that you get an engineering degree coupled with an MBA and you can go places. Look where he went. That fact says it all. Valued contributers to any organization are retained, or re-trained. Real world seems to be intruding on the fantasy world once again.

    1. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am find it real hard to even believe that the MBA degree is worth anything.

      Oh, it's worth it - if only to correct your English grammer.

    2. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, it is so worthless to get a degree that

      Covers both basic and advanced accounting

      Covers finance from both the debt and investment side

      Covers basic marketing theory with the option to go indepth if you want

      Covers business strategy through reviews of actual cases, the decisions made, and their results

      Looks good on a resume

    3. Re:MBA? by Fjord · · Score: 1

      Yeah, grammar is important, but so is spelling

      --
      -no broken link
    4. Re:MBA? by Fjord · · Score: 1

      Dispite of what you think of an MBA program, it does have quite a bit of good knowledge that, while you could learn on your own, helps in running a business. But businesses aren't founded on degrees, they are founded on one thing: credit. And a fresh graduate doesn't have the dredit required to start a business. To get good credit, you have to work for a while, hold fairly stable jobs, and show a proficiency that would get a creditor to believe you will make money and be able to pay them back.

      And regardless, I would never think that an MCS would be enough to say a person should be instantly a CTO, neither does an MBA make you an instant CEO. That doesn't mean you don't learn important things in each program.

      --
      -no broken link
    5. Re:MBA? by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      ! Most MBA's go to work fo SOMEONE ELSE, rather than starting their own company. What kind of mastery does this imply? None, IMNSHO.

      What is your point? An MSc degree doesn't make you the next Einstein, an MA doesn't make you the next Vermeer. It simply means you have the baseline skills. Holding a Master's degree qualifies you to enter the game, that's all. How you play it is still down to your intangible qualities like motivation, ambition and leadership.

    6. Re:MBA? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 0

      None of that helped the MBA's at Enron now did it?

      --
      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
    7. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm. How would you suggest gaining the knowledge required to run a business?

      A technical person who wants to know what is involved in actually running a business should get an MBA.

    8. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the ones who cashed out their stock? Or the ones with the retention bonuses? Seems like they did okay. You don't see any MBAs whining about how hard they have it or how their retirement is wasted, now do you?

    9. Re:MBA? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 0

      LOL. You think simply having an MBA entitles you to retention bonuses? WTF kinda world you livin on?

      --
      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
    10. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, one where I have one and get them, maybe.

  51. Plenty of Tech Jobs by dxnxax · · Score: 1

    just check Mojolin...There are not alot of international jobs listed, but they're out there.

  52. Defence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's always defence. Ok, it can be slow and pay is never going to be amazing, but the drive to use more COTS equipment is making it easier for people with commercial skills to get in.

    Ofcourse 'fake' techies are screwed, a degree in Media Studies or Aromatherapy with 6 months HTML 'Programming' is unlikely to get you anywhere.

  53. similar article on cnet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The same article was on Cnet. Having voluntarily left a job in early 2000 at a startup, it was hard finding a new job. I'm lucky enough to be employed at the moment and have solid skills. Some people are asking "what skills should I learn next?" From personal experience, that rarely works. It's better to find something you really love and learn it inside out.

    enthusiasm goes a long way in an interview. doing things like writing distributed applications or transactional websites on your own time shows potential employers you know and love the technology. I've also worked at a wide variety of jobs and know how lucky I am to be programming for a living. A lot of people in the tech industry never had to sweat for a living. Once a person does hard manual labor, it puts everything in perspective. How many programmers know what it is like to change the wax ring on a toilet, work construction in blazing heat or clean bathrooms 8 hours a day?

    I have plenty of friends and acquantances that were working as web developers with very little skill. In some cases they were IT hazards and would do stupid things like post the companies IP numbers on a news group. It's all part of the maturation process. People shouldn't be surprised. You can't always do what you love for a living, but if you really want it, there's nothing stopping you. It might take blood, sweat and working crappy jobs to get there, but in the end the journey is worth it.

  54. Delusions of Grandeur for Some... by helloRockview · · Score: 5, Interesting
    One of the things that the Dot.Com revolution did was create a lot of techie jobs for people that were never techies in the past and probably shouldn't be techies in the future. One of the things that really amazed me a few years ago was the abundance of well-paying entry level tech jobs. Companies were paying $40, $50K, $60K and higher for people that had little to no experience in the tech industry. The result of this is a tainted job market of many people who still don't have a lot of experience, but feel that they should be making a decent salary because of what they made in the past....true delusions of grandeur. So many techies who complain there are "no jobs" are wrong - there just aren't any jobs to support their overly high salary requirements and their undeveloped skill sets.

    I'm an adjunct at a local major university in New Jersey and part of my duties include teaching classes in the CS department's continuing education arm. At times, it is difficult for me as an educator to make students face reality. Many students that enroll in our certification programs believe that all you have to do is sit through some classes to become a tech wiz and get a great paying job. The reality is that many of them don't have what it takes to become a good technologist. A student recently told me that he was very discouraged in his job hunt because he "spent three years making between $65K and $80K as an HTML coder". He now seeks a similar job with similar pay, but the fact is that he's has not demonstrated to me that he's even worth half of that salary in any technical position. While I am often tempted to use a "Here's a dime...use it to call your mother and tell her you'll never going to be a lawyer (or techie)" speech, I still must encourage my students to work hard to improve their skills. But it becomes difficult trying to get them to believe that they'll no longer get high-paying short-returns in this over-hyped market.

    Yes, times are bad. A lot of people out of work - even the good ones. But the moral of the story is that many so-called techies need to re-evaluate their career path and their place in the industry.

    1. Re:Delusions of Grandeur for Some... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what do you recommend to your "talented" IT students? By your rationale, they will never find work because they have no "real-world" experience. Do you remember how you managed to get your 20 years of experience? Someone gave you a job!

    2. Re:Delusions of Grandeur for Some... by czei · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. To get some cash while bootstrapping
      a startup I took short 1 week assignments teaching Java programming. I'd
      run into people who claimed to have four year computer
      science degrees, but yet didn't know the difference
      between integers and floating point numbers, and some
      who couldn't even copy the labs off of a floppy!

      There's obviously a huge amount of resume faking
      going on. Try teaching a programming class where half of the people are
      good programmers, and just don't know Java yet, and
      the rest of the class if full of people who lied on their resumes
      and don't even understand concepts like files and
      directories!

    3. Re:Delusions of Grandeur for Some... by helloRockview · · Score: 1
      No, total experience is not the only indicator of talent or ability. My only point is that the prior job market spoiled some people into thinking that they are worth more than they actually are. The end result is that they wind up rejecting lower paying jobs and complaining about the "lack of well paying jobs" because they think they should be making the bigger buck.

      It happened to me, too....I got very high, inflated job offers during the dot.com revolution, but have been brought down to earth by the recent market conditions. Rather than wondering the planet looking jobs to match those prior inflated offers, I settled on something that paid less, but was challenging and let me develop my skills.

      I'm not saying "don't give people a chance". I'm just saying that some people need to re-evaluate what they want to get paid vs. what they are really worth in the market.

    4. Re:Delusions of Grandeur for Some... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Hell, i would of killed for a decent html guy.
      Our company let go of 'Dreamweaver People' when the boom ended.

      --
      love is just extroverted narcissism
  55. I can't believe it!! by SamBeckett · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why, oh, why, don't all of you out of work open source hippies try to sell your software!!!

    1. Re:I can't believe it!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why, oh, why, don't all of you out of work open source hippies try to sell your software!!!
      Ermm... because its a pile of shit and nobody in their right mind would pay a dime for it?

    2. Re:I can't believe it!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sell software? You mean, ask people to pay for my code? Uh.., I'm having a hard time grasping the concept...

  56. How is it, then . . . by base3 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    . . . that there are U.S. citizens being laid off, yet the H1B program is alive and well?

    Don't get me wrong--I'm not a xenophobe, and see nothing nefarious about the idea of allowing people from other countries to fill positions for which there are no Americans available.

    But it doesn't make sense to provide jobs for outsiders when our own can fill them.

    At this point it's pretty obvious that the purpose of the H1B program has all along been to depress IT wages and skew the job market in favor of corporate employers. Employers have been making up "special skills" or listing jobs with low salaries to show an "effort" to hire a U.S. citizen, then hiring indentured H1Bs for 1/2 to 2/3 the salary. This should come as no surprise, since the same employers used the same tricks to not pay the market wage for U.S. electrical engineers in the 80s.

    The program needs to be ended now. Current H1B visa holders should allowed to stay to the end of their terms, then they should return home to bring up the level of IT skill in their home nations, as the lobbyists and Congress said would happen.

    --
    One CPU cycle wasted on digital restrictions management is ONE TOO MANY.
    1. Re:How is it, then . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what would you do instead? Fill the vacancies with MBA's or HTML coders?

      Get real. There are proper jobs out there that need proper people with a decent education and background. Thats lacking in the US, by the sounds of it.

    2. Re:How is it, then . . . by sql*kitten · · Score: 5, Insightful

      then they should return home to bring up the level of IT skill in their home nations

      Believe me, that's your worst nightmare if you're worried about American jobs. Would you rather have the H1Bs working in the US economy and paying US taxes and spending money on goods and services in the US, or back in India/Russia pitching wholesale offshore outsourcing to Corporate America? Rather than actively supporting the US economy and indirectly providing jobs for Americans, the result would be permanent destruction of American jobs.

    3. Re:How is it, then . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh?

      Half the point of a word like "Recession" is that there aren't jobs available.

      It's not the 50s anymore, Beaver. Step back into reality, spoiled little white-ass.

    4. Re:How is it, then . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But it doesn't make sense to provide jobs for outsiders when our own can fill them

      &lteconomics_lesson&gt

      It does if they are cheaper!

      &lt/economics_lesson&gt
    5. Re:How is it, then . . . by base3 · · Score: 1

      Not as a government allegedly concerned with the well being of its people. Now as a government that's a wholly owned subsidiary of corporations and the moneyed few, your statement makes perfect sense.

      --
      One CPU cycle wasted on digital restrictions management is ONE TOO MANY.
    6. Re:How is it, then . . . by base3 · · Score: 1

      The outsourcing is a problem that could be addressed by legislation. But it's more effectively addressed by the fact that remote management isn't as easy as it sounds, and that large corporations are often loath to trust their data store to offshore programmers against whom suits or criminal action in the event of data theft might be difficult.

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    7. Re:How is it, then . . . by raldanash · · Score: 1

      The problem with the H1B program is that they're indentured servants. If they could actually bargain with their lords...I mean employers, they wouldn't be so detrimental to the job market. Sure-they would still be hungrier than natives-but the H1B program is designed to cut their ability to threaten to switch to a better job, and so give all the power to the employer.

      My family came to the US as immigrants when my dad got his Ph.D. in chemistry. But he's definately in the minority. I remember back in 1986, as we were paying thousands of dollars for our immigration proceedings-millions of illegal immigrants got a "general amnestry."

      The US immigration system is whack and out of control-and the whole "tech" shortage that companies complain about to create the H1B system is a disgrace. It short-changes the immigrants, and it short-chagnes the natives.

      Of course, let's not get into what illegal and low-skill immigration does to the prospects of Joe & Jerome six-pack. It's sad that programmers wages are depressed-but it's even more disgusting when big corporations bring in illegals to do their dirty work and pay them sub-minimum wage while Americans are out of work (see Tyson chicken).

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    8. Re:How is it, then . . . by lefthand50 · · Score: 1

      This article from Information week has some views on H1-B visas. A couple folks in Congress are trying to reduce the number back to 65K a year (in '98) whick rose to almost 200K. The also discuss a couple hiring managers who state, "I want to hire the best people." Also touches on average lower pay for H1-B workers

      http://www.informationweek.com/story/IWK20020201 S0 021

    9. Re:How is it, then . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can tell you've never dealt with hiring someone with an H1B visa. INS requires you to pay the H1B visa holder more than the equivalent wages an american would earn. That's the entire point behind that type of visa, to fill job openings where local talent simply doesn't exist to fill it. For the three H1B visa holders that work for me, I had to pay them about 20% more than I paid the previous two locals that they replaced. INS required that. If you read over the INS paperwork you (the empolyer) have to sign, you are commiting a crime if you pay less than (to use your words) market wages. Also, the agents approving the visa are incompetent (or paid off w/ a bribe?) if they don't catch that. H1B visas increase market wages, because often, an american will replace the higher paid H1B visa holder when a company finds a good candidate and gets tired of paying legal fees to an immegration attorney. We spent (from memory and I wasn't directly involved w/ that part) about $1,200 per visa holder to hire them.

      "H1Bs for 1/2 to 2/3 the salary?" Get a clue. INS works hard to make sure the visa holders make more than the Americans. You should be complaining about that, not about a made-up problem.

    10. Re:How is it, then . . . by haruharaharu · · Score: 2

      INS works hard to make sure the visa holders make more than the Americans

      Yeah, all 40 of them. Get a clue yourself

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      Reboot macht Frei.
    11. Re:How is it, then . . . by Skapare · · Score: 2

      If the job is a management job that needs an MBA, the by all means fill it with the MBA guy. The HTML coder isn't a fit. If you have a job doing HTML markups, put the HTML coder there.

      Most of the jobs H-1B workers take in the IT sector are more technical jobs like programmer or system administrator. When their H-1B terms are over, fill the job with a domestic worker (there always were some available, and there are a lot more now). When new positions are created, post the job online (most H-1B jobs never even got posted as they were just filled by pending contacts from overseas recruitment firms, anyway), take resumes, and choose the top few to come in for an interview, and hire the best. Is that too complicated?

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    12. Re:How is it, then . . . by Skapare · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The H-1B program only requires that the visa holder be pay above the average wage for the kind of work they are doing. Check out the US Bureau of Labor Statistics data. The first problem is that all computer programmers are lumped together by USDLS into a single "computer programmers" category. This fails to take into account highly specialized areas that employers are claiming that Americans do not have and that they need to hire H-1B workers for. Assuming they found such skills in a foreign worker, they only need to pay that worker the average salary measured over all computer programmer jobs. This loophole is one of the big flaws of the H-1B program ... you can hire someone who is trained in specialized area, and pay them as if they were not. Then on top of that, you can force them to work extra hours and on weekends because they can't go switch jobs to a decent employer, and always have the threat of being sent back home.

      While the smaller businesses probably are paying decent to H-1B workers, and probably treating them more fairly, the big corporations do know how to work the system. This is where the wage problems are. While I don't believe the figure of 1/2 salary, I do believe 2/3 could very well be happening in many scenarios.

      The smaller companies do genuinely hire for talent. The larger companies often hire for warm bodies ... cheaply.

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    13. Re:How is it, then . . . by Alban+Caradoc · · Score: 1

      Believe me, that's your worst nightmare if you're worried about American jobs. Would you rather have the H1Bs working in the US economy and paying US taxes and spending money on goods and services in the US, or back in India/Russia pitching wholesale offshore outsourcing to Corporate America? Rather than actively supporting the US economy and indirectly providing jobs for Americans, the result would be permanent destruction of American jobs. Yup, you got it right....at least there's a chance they'll apply for citizenship here in the U.S. and keep their cash and spending in-house.

    14. Re:How is it, then . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make a good point. But I read recently that the number of H1B's granted in 2001 was at a record high! What's up with that? I mean for most of 2001 things were pretty bad in high tech.

      I actually think that we benefit from immagrants because the US education system is so screwed up. By bringing in folks from China, India, Russia we get highly trained (most with grad degrees) people for free (we didn't have to pay for their education).

      However, there must be a limit. The company I previously worked for was planning to hire a person from Ireland who had a BS degree (this was a little over a year ago) after he was to graduate in June 2001. I thought it was kind of stupid to go clear to Ireland to get someone with a BS in EE when there were plenty to be had here at home. Now, if that person had had a PhD or several years of experience that would have been different. As it turns out, they didn't hire the guy because by the time the Summer of 2001 rolled around it was clear that people were going to be layed off...

      Anyway, I think there should be limits placed on H1Bs in times of recession: you should only be able to get H1bs for people with advanced degrees or many years of experience in times of recession.

    15. Re:How is it, then . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the jobs H-1B workers take in the IT sector are more technical jobs like programmer or system administrator. When their H-1B terms are over, fill the job with a domestic worker (there always were some available, and there are a lot more now). When new positions are created, post the job online (most H-1B jobs never even got posted as they were just filled by pending contacts from overseas recruitment firms, anyway), take resumes, and choose the top few to come in for an interview, and hire the best. Is that too complicated?

      Fuck you.

      Just because you were born here and have never had to fight for your citizenship, you expect massively better treatment.

      Well fuck right off.

      I've been FIGHTING for the right to stay here for 5 years now. And you expect me to happily leave when my 'term' is up?

      Get real.

      This country was built on the backs of people like me. Not people like you, who have never taken the risk of leaving your country and emigrating to another one in the hopes of finding A Better Place.

    16. Re:How is it, then . . . by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      Yup, you got it right....at least there's a chance they'll apply for citizenship here in the U.S. and keep their cash and spending in-house.

      Which, for the record, takes about 7 years to do. That's after you get your green card. Which takes about 3-4 years.

      You're talking 10 years total to complete the process. Kind of nasty, really.

      Si

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      Coming soon - pyrogyra
    17. Re:How is it, then . . . by Kanasta · · Score: 2

      Maybe, because o/s html coders will take a 20K/yr, while locals want to do the same for 50K+?

      Your argument is the same argument that pays subsidies to farmers, imposes tariffs on imports, and raises prices for everyone while benefitting nobody in the long run.

      If there were no minimum wages, you may be worried about cheap o/s labor, but you know, they have to spend just as much on their rent as locals do.

      If they can make a healthy living, then maybe their pay isn't too low.

    18. Re:How is it, then . . . by TheChimp · · Score: 1

      There is a massive difference in working for a big company than some small pimping firm that has financed your H1. The big multi-nationals have done it a thousand times and treat you with respect (I get a little more than the east coast prevailing wage for a 3+yr programming position), but there are too many stories of people getting mass imported (expecially from India) and getting royally screwed - emotionally blackmailed to stay for the pimping company, getting payed way below the prevailing wage, "paying" too much tax to the company etc. Don't forget that new H1 laws allow you to change employers within 10 days - you previously had to go through a whole new application to change. If you're thinking of coming over on an H1 try to get a permanent position rather than a contracting one as you're in for a rough ride otherwise...

    19. Re:How is it, then . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually most people that are shipped in from other countries ship that money back to their home country where instead of buying a few week worth of food they can buy a house for their whole family. I don't want the US to become Isolationists. However, it is more important to have OUR citizens employed more then some other countries citizens. The flaw in your logic is that those shipped in people will be taking money out of the US more then what our own citizens would. The flaw in your logic is that those people are getting paid less and thus would have less to contribute to our nation.

    20. Re:How is it, then . . . by patazathoth · · Score: 1

      Man you are so right. USA was made from the guts and courage of people like us.

      I too moved out of my country to the US. And let me tell you, I've worked in Seattle and Rochester. I am one of the top at my company when it comes to design and architecture. I've made my place and fought a lot for it.

      I am applying for a green card. This is a loooooooong process but I am making the sacrifice of not seeing my family much often and waiting for the green card. Why? Because I like the US freedom. I like the people I worked with.

    21. Re:How is it, then . . . by nvts-NUTS · · Score: 1
      You know this very issue popped into my mind the day I got the axe. At the company I worked at I was a minority just being an American citizen. Now, here I was shaking hands saying good bye to people who didn't get the axe, who weren't US citizens, who didn't out perform me on the job and it struck me as funny why they were staying and I wasn't.

      Employers should be REQUIRED by law to let go of their H1B employees before letting go US citizens. After all, they came here to work because we had more openings than people. Now we have more qualified citizens than openings. Not only are we undercutting our own citizens in their backyards but we are having to pay unemployment to them also! Wouldn't it make a whole lot more sense to send the H1's packing and keep Americans working?

  57. Lets face it, Times are hard everywhere. by LWolenczak · · Score: 1, Troll

    Times are esp. hard because all these companies, like tech skills, new horizens, etc. keep advertising that you could be making 65k with your MCSE! Everybody making less thinks, why not go get my mcse, and make more money. WRONG!

    Now, I know that is not entirly true. I know as a 18 year old, your not going to be making 65k a year even if you have nearly two years experence. I'm nearly 19, Have my MCSE, CCNA, Hell of a lot of experence. It took me two months to find a job after I was forced to leave my previous job. Two Months, I know it does not seem like much, but the problem I had was the age factor. I would get somebody calling every couple days wanting to possibly hire me. But when they found out my age, I would get the "Well keep trying, Good luck" line, and that would be it. The job I have now, I have luckly due to the fact one of my mom's very good friends is a part owner at a small IT firm thats been around since 94/95. I still get emails from my monster.com listing, but rarly replies.

    One small tip, The work is out there. The issue is the cost, location, and quality. Companies don't see one person as being worth what they think they should pay, so thats why small consultation firms are pulling in lots of cash.

    Also, I see people who have their BS in CS, and maybe one MCP cert, thinking they could be making 48-65k a year with no experence. I work with one. I may be going to college working on getting a BS in CS, but Being that it's a libiral arts college, I think I may just drop out of the local university, and enroll in a distance learning program from some private school, I can just about afford it.

    1. Re:Lets face it, Times are hard everywhere. by Spencerian · · Score: 1

      It's still a simple formula that was just temporarily ignored by employers until the crash--no experience, no job. What you said.

      I'm primarily a Mac tech with only Apple's internal hardware certification. My strength, in comparison to other PC techs around me, is that I have 15 years experience on Macs and 17 on PC technologies. No MSCE substitutes for experience. It also didn't hurt to know Macintosh technology--where there are very few techs.

      The key word--diversify and gain experience. I rightly predicted a year ago that a lot of PC techs were going to have to change jobs, at the least. There was a glut of "certified" people with little experience. Sad to see that come true, but I take heart that the better jobs remain and are available to those who can prove they can do it.

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    2. Re:Lets face it, Times are hard everywhere. by sql*kitten · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm nearly 19, Have my MCSE, CCNA, Hell of a lot of experence

      There are people who have more years of experience than you've been alive, and they are struggling to find jobs. Just trying to inject a little perspective.

    3. Re:Lets face it, Times are hard everywhere. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just trying to inject a little perspective

      Oh man! This is /. for fucks sake! You just don't get it do you? A 19 yearold who has actually earned a buck for his code as an IT-God-Warrior(tm) to a pasty-faced 13 y/o wannabe geek like me!

    4. Re:Lets face it, Times are hard everywhere. by Fjord · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And these same people don't have an attitude that says "I know I'm not going to be making 65k/year". Most of them feel they deserve 100k+. Just trying to inject a little more perspective.

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    5. Re:Lets face it, Times are hard everywhere. by doorbot.com · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I'm nearly 19, Have my MCSE, CCNA, Hell of a lot of experence

      There are people who have more years of experience than you've been alive, and they are struggling to find jobs. Just trying to inject a little perspective.


      And let me tell you, perspective doesn't come easy to a 19 year old. That's great if you have experience, an ABC and an XYZ. You're still 19 and will be treated as such. Finish up school before you enter the job market.

    6. Re:Lets face it, Times are hard everywhere. by mrcherba · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah, and how much of that experience is applicable. Those of us that grew up working with computers Like myself (Read 23 yrs old, wrote my first program at Age 4) have a lot to offer. We can be energetic, knowledgeable and often more used to thinking outside traditional design startegies to get the job done.

    7. Re:Lets face it, Times are hard everywhere. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I know as a 18 year old, your not going to be making 65k a year even if you have nearly two years experence.

      Not entirely true... heh.
      I was making $50k at 17 and 18. I've also done contracts where if they were fulltime I would have been making over $100k.

      However now I have been unemployed for two months with little hope of finding another job any time soon.

    8. Re:Lets face it, Times are hard everywhere. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever moderated this as a troll is a FUCKING MORON! I'm TIRED OF bad fucking moderation going on here! This was VALID and ON TOPIC, ASSHOLES!

      I found this while meta-moderating, and I've just got to say that this place's moderation is going down the tubes FAST.

      This kid has a valid point and a valid position and a valid point of view. It was a valid post. The MODERATOR is the only TROLL here.

  58. Re:These are not techies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Certified SOFTWARE Engineer? Bullshitdotcom.

    SYSTEMS engineer actually. Sorry to butt into your rant.

  59. Life in the UK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Having just received the joyous news that I'm to be laid off (albeit not until May), this seems remarkably topical for me. I'm not alone; the company's laying of all agency contract staff (roughly 1/3 of the workforce) within the next 5 months to cut costs. Of course, the impact this will have on the IT infrastructure is going to be pretty major, but that's management decisions for you.

    On the other hand, I'm not too worried about my future as I'm pretty sure I'll find something relevant, even if it means halving my salary as the UK tech market seems to be fairly stable (somehow the UK is riding out the world recession better than most other countries).

  60. Part of the bloody problem by AnalogBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is now people want MORE for LESS. Most jobs you see advertised now are for, say, a Systems Administrator versed in Solaris [ok], AIX [ok], IRIX [ok], Linux [Alright...], MCSE Certified [Okay, i can see all of the above for Sr. Level..] almost-DBA Level oracle knowlede [ ditto.. ] J2EE [WTF?!@] 10 years experience [Righto] a Bachelors [!] and some_unheardof_application_that_nobody_uses [Broadvision!]. For $35,000/yr.

    A tad exaggerated maybe.. but thats where its going. I got a job april of last year, and the conditions are less than ideal. I come in making as a UNIX administrator what I made as a helpdesk rep at one of my first jobs. I felt insulted. [but, i didnt have much choice].

    1. Re:Part of the bloody problem by Fjord · · Score: 1

      A lot of times sompanies put in a laundry list in order to scare away inexperienced people. They want people to respond saying "I only have half the skill you list, but I can pick up the rest easily".

      Kind of unfair, but you try looking through 600 resume's because you are looking for a skilled J2EE developer.

      And the salary is always negotiable after the interview.

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    2. Re:Part of the bloody problem by StevenHallman76 · · Score: 1

      I'm an out of work developer and thought I could pick up some helpdesk work to make some beer money. I saw this posting on monster:
      Looking for Help Desk Technicians that speak German. Preferably with A+, MCP,
      and MCSE. Third shift position.

      Skills Required: A+ Certified, MCP, MCSE, Help Desk


      WTF? I gotta be a German-speaking MCSE just to get a 3rd shift helpdesk job?! ridiculous.

    3. Re:Part of the bloody problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget my favorite: must be able to lift 75lbs

    4. Re:Part of the bloody problem by coyote-san · · Score: 2

      In my experience, most seem to be serious. I've gotten exactly *zero* responses, not even an acknowledgement that my resume has been received, when responding to positions were I had 80+% of the wish list.

      An example from last week: company looking for somebody with Unix admin experience, DBA experience (designing schemas), Pro*C, java and visual basic. (The last two were used by the client side of a client/server application.) That's usually (at least) four separate positions - unix admin, DBA/stored procedures, client programmer and manager/coordinator. I don't have VB, but I have everything else *and* I know enough J2EE to help identify a long-term strategy.

      But I don't have VB - a language that's oh so hard to pick up when you only know C, C++, Java, Ada and assembler - so I haven't even gotten an ack that my resume was received. I would just pick up a "VB for dummies" book and get up to speed, but I know from talking to some recruiters that the clients with laundry lists rarely count experience unless you were paid for it - a solid month of self-directed training is worth less than having an unopened box on a shelf at your last job!

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    5. Re:Part of the bloody problem by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2

      And the cost of the certifications:

      (USD)
      $256 A+ (When i took it, at least)
      $875 MCSE
      $300 Books (Decent estimate..)

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      $1431 Which is about a good portion of a months salary with that position, probably.

  61. NY jobs by poprock · · Score: 1

    It was rough out there for a while, but I managed to land a brand new job this month coming from a .com - belive me, I was worried that noone would want a .com sysadmin. But I believe that there are always jobs for competant people, most of the people who are unemployed now shouldn't have had jobs in the first place. Most of the tech companies hired WAY too many people, and then let them go. Imagine if they never hired those people to begin with, then they would still be slinging lattes at Starbucks. I'm assuming that with these positions came some pretty nice salaries, did they bank any of it? You shouldn't have to win money on a game show to be able to survive after losing your 150k/year job. Maybe if they just swallowed their pride and took a real job instead of sitting on their ass for a whole year looking for a job, they'd still have a few bucks left in the bank.

  62. Not a valid study - just an article by justanetgod · · Score: 1

    The article fails to actually quantify "looking for a job". What did these people actually DO? Send out resumes to companies they hope maybe to work for? Follow up with a phone call or snail mail? What kind of resume - most resumes are bad advertisements, written with badness... Did they go out and TALK WITH PEOPLE every day while drawing unemployment? Or send out a couple of resumes a week? Did they go over interview questions and formulate answers? Did they then get interviews?
    Basically did they do the same thing over and over and expect different results (insanity) or professionally execute "finding a job"?
    This is not a true picture of anything, this is one person's perception (author) of several other people (sought out for their failure to find a job - undoubtably one of the prerequisites for showing up in the article was that singular failure... How many people did he find who were unsuitable for the article (i.e., found a job in three weeks rather than the next day)? Remember, this guy starts with the premise that this is bad, that people (preselected for failure) can't find jobs... He works very hard to find supporting examples and facts, pointedly ignoring and minimizing that which does not support his premise.
    I preferred the boom economy, who wouldn't? I saw demand for my specific skills slow to a crawl for about three months (September to November 2001) - then gradually pick back up again. No corporation can expand/operate/move forward in any way without technology, even just basic office networks. There is still a shortage of tech guys who can do as opposed to talk about doing or hang certificates. MCSE - Mine Sweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert...

  63. Good luck with the civil service test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because I failed it. I took the civil service test in Harrisburg, and I had a hard time with it since it was so outdated (it must've been printed in the mid 80's). Plus, I bombed the COBOL section of the test.

  64. A little dose of reality never hurt anyone. by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 1, Flamebait



    If you're the greasy guy who works behind the counter in the "PC Repair" section of Best Buy, you should be laid off if you haven't been already. The industry is overrun with "technicians", a bumper crop of losers fresh off the boat with Sally Struthers School of PC Repair degrees, i.e. dime-a-dozen dorks with no formal training or experience in anything beyond building or tearing down PCs. You think you know alot, but, you dont.

    Meanwhile, if you're one of the few who actually treat your career as a discipline, then you should have either held onto your job, or have found work by now. UNIX is a discipline -- If you have an O'Reilly book within 15 feet of your bed, count yourself among the lucky ones who decided not to ride the Win32 train. I know guys with Windows-only skills that haven't held a job in 8 months. If by chance you're still out of work, use your time wisely. Don't sit around and pick your ass. Get your certifications over with, register with ACM and USENIX, and start piling on the lines in your resume'.

    Simple as that.

    Cheers,

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    Bowie J. Poag

    1. Re:A little dose of reality never hurt anyone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think you know alot, but, you dont.

      This was posted by a guy who calls himself a "Project Manager" for a site which produces background tiles for Linux. How's the market for GIMPified crap, Bowie?

    2. Re:A little dose of reality never hurt anyone. by pkesel · · Score: 1

      What insight! What sagely wisdom! I certainly think should stop what you're doing and start your own career marketing firm!

      Do you honestly think that a laid-off IT veteran has anything to do with PC techs? You who, with such insight, surely gasp at the $50 to insert a memory upgrade or $75 to install a CD-ROM at one of these chain stores? Do you want to replace those $8.75/hr guys with an $80k/yr IT pro? Get a grip.

      Where do you think UNIX guys were 10-15 years ago? Windows guys were stomping all over them with job offers and dollars. VB guys were driving the Porches then. C/C++ guys were crying. Java wasn't even a wet dream then. Maybe those UNIX guys should have treated Windows as a discipline? Maybe they should have kept a M$ book or two under their pillow?

      I know a lot more cocky pricks out of work right now than Windows guys. For your sake, I hope your job is secure.

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    3. Re:A little dose of reality never hurt anyone. by redfenix · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I guess I'm one of those greasy guys who worked behind a "PC Repair" desk. Now I'm still employed in the midwest making exactly the same amount that I was a year ago (thankfully, in fact.) And I'm going up for a raise in a month or so.

      I find your generalizations untasteful. I'm glad you've been thoughtfully marked as "Flamebait."

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      "It's a very tangled subsystem." --Windows kernel guru
    4. Re:A little dose of reality never hurt anyone. by biobogonics · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, if you're one of the few who actually treat your career as a discipline, then you should have either held onto your job, or have found work by now. UNIX is a discipline -- If you have an O'Reilly book within 15 feet of your bed, count yourself among the lucky ones who decided not to ride the Win32 train.

      It's not about Win32 vs Unix. It's not about open source vs proprietary software (in spite of the juvenile biases displayed here). Professionalism comes from breadth of knowledge and understanding of principles beyond getting what is in front of you to work. Unix and Linux aren't holy religions, but an enormous number of important ideas and technologies did come from the Unix world. Most of the good programming books on my shelf, with the exception of Knuth, came from people with some connection to Unix or Bell Labs.

      One major problem with today's job market is the over emphasis on specific skills which are current today but will be gone in a few years. But business is only concerned today with short term profits, so they want more for less. Hiring a good technical person is not like hiring a window washer, it's more like getting a skilled machinist + engineer.

      What I am seeing more and more is jobs being "declassed", or "Taylorized". This means that jobs that used to require a BS in CS are now going for a 2 year degree and some certs. Eventually they will go back to hiring high school kids for $10/hour, and I will have more work than I will know what to do with cleaning up their mess - assuming I can last that long.

    5. Re:A little dose of reality never hurt anyone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What I am seeing more and more is jobs being "declassed", or "Taylorized". This means that jobs that used to require a BS in CS are now going for a 2 year degree and some certs. Eventually they will go back to hiring high school kids for $10/hour, and I will have more work than I will know what to do with cleaning up their mess - assuming I can last that long.

      I am not working in the IT per se, so I may be wrong, however, I see the tendency as quite opposite, yesterday I saw a job ad for pretty low level DBA (it may fit my wife), what do you think ? B.S. was required.

    6. Re:A little dose of reality never hurt anyone. by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 1

      There is no market for GIMPified crap, nor was there ever a market for GIMPified crap. Thats why its a hobby, and not my 7-to-5 job.

      Oh wait, but if you didn't have so much bong resin clogging your brain, you would have known that already. Mmhmm.

      I love you.

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      Bowie J. Poag

    7. Re:A little dose of reality never hurt anyone. by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 2

      IT "veteran" doesn't mean the same thing as it did 5 years ago. Thats whats happening right now, industry wide. A huge-ass shakeout, to keep the ones that are worth keeping, and send the Sally Struthers School of PC Repair graduates back home to mommy. The industry is infested with them.. Guys who think plugging in a PCI card, pushing a power button and clicking "OK" when Windows comes up qualifies as "industry experience".

      And thank you, yes, my job is quite secure. Its secure because I can name a dozen things that set me apart from other spuds in terms of skills and experience. Can you?

      --
      Bowie J. Poag

  65. How bad things are in New Jersey by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 3, Interesting
    There are thousands of unemployed techies (product managers, project managers, testers, coders in every language you can name, and managers from line supervisors to vice president) who hit the market in less than a year.

    You cannot, cannot, cannot get a tech job unless:
    • you get it through personal networking (before the job is "posted"), or
    • you have done the exact job before.
    I know a software development project manager (a real techie with assember, C/C++, and VB coding experience behind him) who looked outside telecomm and applied for a job in the pharmaceutical sector. Forget it; there are so many unemployed techies out there, the employer was looking for a certain set of skills and experience in the sector ... and could afford to wait for it.

    I know another company that needed people to support a certain telecomm software system. They could afford to ignore everyone who could come up to speed on it, and hire only former developers of that system.

    I'm still employed. If I'd been laid off last year (and I ducked two bullets by inches), I wasn't even going to look for a job; I was going to live off my wife's salary and write for a while.

    You bet, though, if both my wife and I had been laid off, I'd be flipping burgers with the rest of them ... or doing whatever it would take to support my family.
    --
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    1. Re:How bad things are in New Jersey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in overcrowded SillyValley if you can lay tile or pound a nail you can make over 50.00 US an hour (under the table --no tax).

      Tech jobs I used to consult at 150.00 per hour for are now staffed by 3-5 h1B's or just gone.

      I think in part, poor management has 'managed' to remain employed, using their exemplary skills in deducing competency has lead to entire organizations staffed by incompetents (see iPlanet et. al.).

      Loyalty in the valley is a myth. The trivial infighting of competent engineers, due to poor or non-existant human relations skills, has lead to this sorry state of affairs.

      Think about it the next time you want to upstage your cow-orker...his (or her) replacement, will they be as qualified?

    2. Re:How bad things are in New Jersey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm coming up on the 1 year mark without an industry job ..but I have a sales background so I took a position in a hobby shop that caters to the needs of corporate types and use the personal sales contacts to pass the word that I'm looking for a full time tech position ...

      The shop management BTW has no problem at all with that .. he's a person of great understanding.

      So yes, I am doing the hamburger flipping job to pay my bills...and using the same job to make the contacts to return to the field

    3. Re:How bad things are in New Jersey by betis70 · · Score: 1

      >>if you can lay tile or pound a nail you can make over 50.00 US an hour (under the table --no tax).

      Really? Any ideas where to start looking?

      Here in San Mateo there are plenty of migrant workers that line the streets in the morning. Its hard to believe they would hire a US citizen demanding that kind of pay (esp under the table) when they can use an illegal for much less, plus have the spector of calling the INS if they give you a hard time.

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  66. Buffalo. by saintlupus · · Score: 2

    Things have been bad in New Jersey for a while (telecom slump). How are they elsewhere?

    As an adopted citizen of Buffalo, things are pretty rough up here. On the up side, though, there's a recession coming up.

    Hey, when your city's been in a depression for the last thirty years, a recession is actually a step up.

    --saint

  67. 2 times redundant since september 2000 by dannywalk · · Score: 1

    Yeah, here in Europe (Belfast -N.Ireland to be exact) things have been screwy too. I graduated in 2000, and went straight into work for Nortel Networks ,as a telecoms engineer. I lasted about 6 months before they could no longer afford me! Then I went to work for a smaller local telecoms company called AePONA , but times became hard for them too: made redundant just before xmas (boo!). I've decided to leave telecoms behind me, and am now working for a bespoke software company Avalanch , and life is grand! .... so far. -=danny=-

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    Man Needs God Like Birds Need Helicopters
  68. Of Winners and Whiners by girmann · · Score: 1

    As a person who was laid off last October from a optical networking company, I have seen these types of people before. Here are their misconceptions about finding a job, and how you can keep from falling into the same traps.

    First of all, there is no way that you can use the same method of finding a job as you did in the late 90's. You can't just call some recruiters and post your resume on Monster. You have to get out there and talk with people. Yes, it sucks, especially for an engineer like me. However, you have to get you name out there. Call people weekly about positions you know are open. Ask if you can come in to talk to them about the position. If you don't get the job, ask for a meeting with the hiring manager to discuss where you need to develop and what you need to do to get a job in that company in the future. For the companies you'd like to work for, research companies and call them about products that they're working on. Ask to make an appointment to come down and talk to them. Make yourselves some business cards (Avery makes some nice perforationless that almost look professional) and hand them out to everyone you meet.

    Look, there are jobs out there, but companies aren't falling all over themselves to find employees anymore. They don't need to print ads or hire recruiters, because the people are already coming to them. I know that you've heard it a hundred times, but only 20% of jobs are found in the clssifieds, 7% on the internet, 5% by recruiters, and only 1% by mass mailing your resume. That means that you are missing out on 2/3 of the jobs by only using these sources.

    It's taken me 5 months to realize these truths, but now I'm on my way and I have a job offer. You can, too.

    -=-Girmann-=-

    --
    Nietzsche is dead. --God
  69. Am I just lucky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep hearing about how hard it is to find an IT job, yet I have more offers to do contract programming work than I could possibly handle. I'm not a guru, I don't have a degree of any kind, and I don't live in an IT hotbed. I've just used some of my spare time over the last 5 years to (1) continue learning anything I can get my hands on, and (2) cultivate working relationships with software companies. Maybe I'm just lucky or maybe it's just that I took time to prepare for my future. Go figure.

    As for people having to take jobs they don't like, waaaahh F*CKING waaaah. Stuff happens. :)

  70. Toronto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anyone know what is going down in Toronto, Canada?
    What is the tech job market like there???

  71. Geez, what self-righteous putzes by jcknox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm seeing a really disturbing trend in here. It seems those who have recently lost their jobs are taking a lot of heat for their situation. Some people seem to suggest that unemployment is almost always a result of poor skills, poor performance, poor planning, or a combination of these mistakes.

    This pious "I have a job, they're easy to get and keep if you're as good as me" mentality smacks of a selfish immaturity drawn from too little interest in others' situations. These same people that are saying things like:

    I believe that doers do, and whiners don't.

    A lot of the people I know were "paper techies" who used to brag about how much they made. Well, who has the job now?

    All the people interviewed in that article are wimps.

    I'd bet if (when?) these people lose their jobs, they won't be blaming themselves, but instead the President, Congress, Alan Greenspan, bad managers, stupid customers, El Nino, anti-technology conspiracies, and anything else that might lessen the impact on their over-inflated egos.

    Give these people a break. You may need one yourself one day.

    1. Re:Geez, what self-righteous putzes by BCoates · · Score: 1

      I'm worried about the people that think themselves underemployed, which appears to mean that they believe themselves superior to other people and that labor and retail sales are beneath them.

      (from the article)
      "Here I am throwing mail with an MBA. I was totally embarrassed. I'm just grateful that my daughter is still too young to understand how tough this is for me."

      I mean, look at that attitude problem. I wonder how he treats his coworkers, since he appears to believe his job is only appropriate for sub-humans.

      Don't get me wrong, I know it sucks to not be doing what you want to do, but there is more than that here... I get the feeling that if these people didn't let their job descriptions and salaries define their worth as a human being, they'd be happer with what life throws their way and better prepared to make the most of it.

      But then, I have a job, and pretty much the one I want at that, so the above is easy for me to say...

      --
      Benjamin Coates

    2. Re:Geez, what self-righteous putzes by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 4, Interesting
      What do you expect? People are often raised being told 'if you don't go to university and get a degree, you'll be pumping gas or stocking shelves!' Well, guess what? Even IF you go to university, you have a very good chance of winding up there these days. That's a real psychological blow; westeren society pretty much measures an adult by what they do for a living; white collar vs blue collar, and so on. Hell, the first thing you often ask somebody after their name is 'So, what do you do?' Or, people introduce themselves by their carrer. "Hi, I'm Bob, and I'm a marketing engineer." Don't blame this guy for thinking he's far too qualified for tossing mail boxes, because he is. And acknowledging that fact doesn't reflect badly on him. His daily attitude might, though. Oh, and here's a similar story. A year or so ago, I was hiring for a co-op position. The resumes were all from local college students. Most were typical; no work experience beyond mowing lawns or flipping burgers, which is what we were looking for. Well, one resume was from a guy from India, and his resume went like this:
      • Teacher's assistant
      • Assisstant professor
      • Professor
      • Department head of university
      • 7-11 night shift clerk
      I dare you to guess at what point during his career he moved to Canada. Go on, guess. The guy had something like two full Masters with graduate work, and he was applying for a $12 CDN cable monkey job.
      --
      Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
    3. Re:Geez, what self-righteous putzes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but at each point, he still made more money at the next job.

    4. Re:Geez, what self-righteous putzes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Even IF you go to university, you have a very good chance of winding up there these days"

      Maybe, but that's always been true. Its hardly recent.

      What I hope people take away from this recent downturn is that the choice of an undergraduate degree is IRRELEVANT.

      Its the dirty truth that no one will admit to, because the people who go to expensive private universities try to keep a certain fiction abour their degrees, and the schools themselves want you to believe there is a substantial difference.

      But if you get an engineering degree from Michigan, Penn State, USC, MIT, University of Florida, Georgia Tech, Texas, Arizona.

      THEY'RE ALL EXACTLY THE SAME DEGREE!!!!!

      So use your money wisely. Go to the cheapest state school you can for your undergrad degree. For a post graduate degree is matters significantly more, particularly for law and MBA, but unless you get into the top top top school, go for the cheapest and easiest degree you can.

      Its stupid to come out of college with debt. Its like starting to climb everest, but first burying yourself under 5 feet of rubble just to buy better climbing shoes.

      Use your brain, people!

  72. Build your career, not just skills by pkesel · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm in the 10th year of my software development career. I've done large-scale custom middleware for most of that, and web architecture and development for the last two. Last spring I was laid off from my contracting position with a major employer, one of its first round of cuts. I was at least given two weeks of notice. I spent that two weeks calling people I knew, hitting all the local employment sites on the web, and stopping by to see what the big firms around had to offer. This was the start of the big down turn.

    I was lucky at that time to move into another contract, and even fortunate enough to keep my $100k pay rate. This contract though was not in my core skill set, and I was not doing a good job at it. I used my networking skills to learn of another project at the firm that was having trouble and that needed my skills. I consulted on their floundering project a bit while I floundered on mine, and eventually got myself transferred. Now nearly a year later we're fielding a groundbreaking project that's going to have a big impact on a national pharmaceutical distribution firm.

    Alas, that contract is done, and I'm being pushed into the market again, at still a worse time. I've seen this coming though, and I've spent the time to know the market. I know what people are making. I know that there are over 100 other contractors in my field applying for every job that I see. I know they're getting $15-20/hr less today than last year on bill rates. I know some of them have been out there for months.

    That's why I've done the same calling, the same web searching, the same drive-by interviewing. I've done the planning for when I'm done here in three weeks and am a month from selling off the car and the house to downsize my own liabilities. I've spent the last couple of months making giant payments on other things to lower monthly outlay. I've started my wife looking for a job and daycare for the two-year-old boy.

    And today, I've heard from old colleagues, I should hear that I'm being offered a position that is at once a career step up and a salary step down. From being a highly paid contractor I'm going back to corporate life as a senior business analyst, the guy who whips sales people back to reality and IT folks into a frenzy to keep sales people selling. It's what I want to do, but it's not going to pay me as well. And I'm goign to be working in a couple weeks, which is a good thing.

    I've gotten that position by managing my career in the local IT environment. I keep in touch with old colleagues and managers. I read in the papers and keep up on the firms. I know their challenges and their objectives before I go in for the interview. I find out who the managers are and I learn who they've worked with, who they've promoted, and who they've canned. I know whose coat tails they're riding. I find out what technology the firm is using, and what technology battles are going on. If you can't find out which side of those your prospective manager is on, you've gotta find a comfortable spot on the fence and find out which way to lean when you can.

    The bottom line is that Skills Are Not Enough! At least 75 of the 100 people applying for the job have the skills. Fifty are probably experts. To land the job you've got to offer more. You've got to show insight and planning. Today you've got to be an industry expert, not just a technology expert. You've got to show them that you're going to keep them from making the same mistakes that you made at your last job. Most of all, I think, you MUST make them believe that you're taking the job not because you're about to lose your car and your home, but because you want to be a part of that firm. You need to be part of the firm because that's what's going to make your career grow. And if that's the case, then you're fortunate. If you're up on the local scene you're more likely to find that.

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    - Sig this!
  73. There are alternatives! by Martigan80 · · Score: 1

    O.k. this might seem reduntant, BUT you have to look hard for tech job's but it is not hopeless. The market in America might be tough, but has anyone thought about overseas? Do you to this day European, North African, and Middle east countries are looking for tech-people? Most of the times you don't even have to speak their language. Yeah most people might say they don't wanna leave, or it's to difficult. SO what? If you want it bad enough you'll do it.

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    This SIG pulled due to lack of funding. (This damn war is costing too much!)
  74. h1b asian programmers still have jobs by cryofan2 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    because employers know that they are at a disadvantage.

    But even if they are the best in the world, America and whatever jobs or work it has to offer, those jobs should go to American citizens, not to noncitizens...

  75. How to get used to it by dgroskind · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Periodic bouts of unemployment are a feature of the modern lean and mean, just in time economy. It's inefficient, wasteful and demoralizing but it's not likely to change anytime soon either.

    The trick is to prepare for it while you're working.

    • Save as much as you can while you'r working, obviously.
    • Have a small project on the side. It should be something that might have revenue potential or expands your skills. Ideally, it should be something that gives you additional contacts. Working with a professional association is an especially good idea.
    • Don't put in any free overtime (or not much, anyway). It won't help you keep your job and the time can be better spent on your auxillary project.
    • Develop a Web site on some topic that interests you. Nothing better demonstrates your skills and interests to a potential employer. It also neatly encapsulates the other tactics.

    Turn the inevitable periods of unemployment into growth opportunities. Learn new skills or expand old ones. See if you can find a worthwhile volunteer job in your skill set. Read widely. Remember that having and keeping a job confers no moral superiority so your feeling of self-worth must come from somwhere else.

  76. In the land of Fort Wayne, IN... by kria · · Score: 1

    We're doing just fine. Heck, my program is HIRING new people. Why? Because most or maybe even all the major programmer employers do Defense Contractor work. I guess I'll stop there so I don't say something I shouldn't. :)

  77. Things are horrible in NJ by anlprb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I live in upper Bergen county. I have been working for a fortune 500 company for almost two years. I started as a co-op. When it came time for me to graduate, before I actually graduated in May, the company put a hiring freeze on. I figured "oh, what the heck, it can't last that long". Boy was I _wrong_. I worked over the summer, and then took up a few graduate courses, just so they could keep me on. Now it is the beginning of the school year, the hiring freeze is still on, and I have no idea when they will cut the co-op budget. There was only three positions opened up by upper management this quarter. The uppers are really so disconnected from what is going on here, it is not even funny. They (the uppers) are all down in Atlanta, Georgia, and have not seen, or heard about what is going on here in NJ. We are so short staffed, that one of the projects I was working on actually had a production error that had to be re-staged because it was not caught in the QA faze. Now we are running into the problem that there are not enough developers to keep the projects that have not been cut on schedule. Because these guys don't have enough resources, the QA dept is just about doing nothing. The business requirements group is writing requirements for clients that could not possibly implement that functionality with the current amount of people. This is all for "cost-cutting" even though we still grew 5.6% percent this year, including Sept. 11th. Ridiculous.

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  78. communication skills by technomom · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised noone else noticed this....

    From the women working at Bath & Body Works

    "At first, I was like, 'Why am I here?'"

    Uhh....maybe you should work on your communication skills while you're shelving lotions. Using "like" as a verb doesn't impress the HR types.

    JoAnn

    1. Re:communication skills by opkool · · Score: 2

      She is obviously a woman from California, a "Valley Girl".

      They really talk like this.

  79. Re:Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can but agree. Just out of interest though, what skills would you be looking to aquire for your company right now?

  80. Amen to that, only incompetents are out of work. by cculianu · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I think that only the fluff jobs are in short demand.

    People who are _actually_ useful (such as programmers and other true techies as you mention) can still find a job these days. Maybe they won't be at a place that lets them come in at noon and play foosball in their slippers, but they will still be able to find a job.

  81. Re:Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D' by pubjames · · Score: 2

    Just out of interest though, what skills would you be looking to aquire for your company right now?

    We've just recruited a very experienced business development manager. Other than that, we're not recruiting, but we're not laying off either.

  82. You are a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There is a great deal more to the production of software than just typing funny words into a text editor.

    Well, maybe there is, but often enough those people are usually overpaid and underworked. They are basically 'fluffers' that produce nothing real. Their only purpose is as buffers between the very 'socially proper' people that run the show (read: rich and snobby CEO's and the like) and the geeky techies that aren't as clued into the proper way to go about being a jerk. Geeks are themselves and are misunderstood for it.

    It's a pity the actual programmers aren't recognized as much as they deserve. All the stupid fluff positions exist only because business types don't relate well to techies.

    1. Re:You are a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if "techies" tried to work with customers (the people paying the money that pays the "techies"), the "fluff" could go away. However, being insufferably arrogant, as you are, and blaming your lack of etiquette and business knowledge on others does in no way help your cause.

    2. Re:You are a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, there is a communication problem between "business" types and programmers. I think it comes from the fact that you have to be honest when you write code - it's the fastest way to correct a bug, you don't gain anything by trying to cover up a mistake or bullshit your way out of it...coders see the benefits of being honest on productivity, and extrapolate those benefits to being honest in their relationships with co-workers...whereas the MBAs and sales-types excel at using "social games" and misleading speech to get what they want.

      Personally I think the coders are right, honesty leads to more efficiency of production, and if greed truly is an incenctive, the big bosses will realize they can make more money by encouraging honest communications between employees.

    3. Re:You are a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember, honesty should never be confused with bluntness. The latter will only decimate a business.

  83. It Sucks Out There by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    Here in Boulder, CO, we saw a bunch of dot coms go under and massive layoffs from everyone else. It's impacting other fields too -- we've seen a couple of photo labs go under and even minimum wage burger slinging type jobs get inch-thick piles of resumes now.

    The music has officially stopped; hope you're happy with the company you sat down with (Assuming you were lucky enough to find a seat.) Expect to be with them for a while. Things were just starting to look up when Enron drew our attention to the fact that some companies out there are a big scam. I suspect investigation will uncover about a dozen more fairly large companies doing the same thing, which will leave investors with the heebie jeebies for another year at the very minimum.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  84. IT Job jumpers more likely to be laid off. by fleeb_fantastique · · Score: 4, Informative
    Weird timing... saw this in my in-box (thanks to the ACM for pointing it out).

    Read this article about the sort of folks more likely to be laid off. Here's its headline:

    Study: IT job jumpers more likely to be laid off than veterans.
    --
    And so it goes.
  85. don't be ridiculous by guybarr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the first thing you have to do is pay the rent,
    feed your kids.
    EVERYTHING comes after.

    studying philosophy should come at a time when
    survival is easy.

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    Working for necessity's mother.
    1. Re:don't be ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on man!

      All this bullshit is from the perspective of the under 30's 'free spirit' with a rich daddie and no damn kids!

    2. Re:don't be ridiculous by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Thats true - but it doesn't stop me from reading my general license manual :) and working on my cw speed.

  86. Re:Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D' by Kalabajoui · · Score: 2

    "...the brief period of crazyness when mediocre people could get good jobs is over!"

    Yeah, like when my dad was a warehouse laborer making $15.00 an hour in the 70's. It's a good thing that this 'middle class' madness is coming to an end.

  87. Re:I know... :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    enuuuuuuuuuuugh Bluuuuuuuuuuuuueueeeeeeeaaaaagh *and other asorted stomach emptying sounds* :D

  88. Non-Techies get laid off... by darrad · · Score: 1

    After reading the article, the trend seems to be that the people being laid off are at the non-technical end of the industry. Quality Assurance People, Marketing Manager's, News Writers. All of the jobs mentioned in the article are typical white collar jobs, that exist in all areas of employment, not just the "dot.com" and tech areas.

    The moral? If you are truly a techincal person, it seems that you are not being laid off, at least that is what I get from the article. If you stay on top of things, and keep your skills sharp, you should be able to ride out this down-turn without too much damage.

    1. Re:Non-Techies get laid off... by opkool · · Score: 2

      Quality Assurance a non-techie position?

      Have you ever been involved in a big project? The ones that need QA?

      QA is a techie position.

    2. Re:Non-Techies get laid off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      QA is important, but its not technical. Get over it.

      Its like being the drummer in a rock band...you're not really a musician, although you get to hang around with musicians.

      Sorry chicky.

    3. Re:Non-Techies get laid off... by J.+Random+Software · · Score: 1

      Any monkey can execute a test plan given the tools, but QA writes the plans and makes the tools. They have to know how the pieces of the product fit together just as well as coders do, and know the implementation tools at least well enough to pick the really nasty boundary conditions. Maintaining testing tools (load generators, output analyzers) makes them coders just as much as product developers are. I know I'm about the last person in the world who should be testing my own code (I've already excluded all the flaws I can think of), so I have a lot of respect for QA--if I fuck up but it doesn't get out the door, it's thanks to them.

  89. Job market will recover, but will do it slowly by Orangedog_on_crack · · Score: 1
    When I got out of school in '97 (DeVry, don't laugh too hard:) ) I had offers from all over the country. One was from Intel as a wafer tech. I didn't consider that because I didn't want to move across the country but mostly because those positions were filled to the rafters with layed-off aero-space engineers from the defense industry. There was little chance of moving up the ladder, possible for years, because I would literally be competing with rocket scientists for almost any promotion. Sure, I probably could have worked my way up, it would have taken a lot longer. I fear that the recovery in the entire tech sector will be similar to that situation.

    Things will improve but it's going to take a lot longer than we are all hoping it will. It will most likely mean career advancement will be much slower than in recent years. It's depressing when you're experienced in a well paying field and good at what you do and then end up working in the proverbial "McJob" where there seems to be no end of the downturn in sight. Lets just hope that we don't have to wait too much longer. I'm lucky to still be working in my field and I just hope things turn around soon.

  90. Take off your techie "blinders" by Black+Perl · · Score: 3, Informative
    "sharpening her resume as a marketing manager "
    From the article: She is versed in programming, account management, and customer

    You may be horrified to hear this, but not all programming is computer programming. In this case it probably means organizing marketing programs.

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    bp
  91. Ottawa and Toronto aren't too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ottawa and Toronto aren't too bad, despite media claims of a tech slump. Back in Oct, I started at a new company - during the interviews they actually offered me $10k more than what I was asking.

    Now, I'm finding a message a day from local and remote headhunters, looking for Linux software developers to work in Ottawa and the Toronto area. Doesn't seem so bad here.

    1. Re:Ottawa and Toronto aren't too bad by CodeArt · · Score: 1

      I don't know for the Linux development but overall, Ottawa and Toronto look very good. I am in Ottawa and reading from posters from the US, looks they have been hit very hard with the real tech slump in all areas, not only Telecommunication Industry. The good thing in Ottawa is that Government with spending is trying to compensate for the tech jobs loss in telecommunications.

  92. faster freeways in Denver by peter303 · · Score: 2

    Thats about the only good result of the slump :-(

  93. Re:Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    We've just recruited a very experienced business development man

    Sounds like a good move.

    BTW I wasn't after a job or anything :)

  94. Techies becoming school teachers by peter303 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Todays NY Times (free registration required) reports that teacher applications are up 45% this year. Many districts have a fast-track program of teaching after a couple intro courses, although you have to takes about a years worth of courses for certification eventually. In the L.A. area where I have some teacher friends, pay starts about $3000 a month and hits $6000 after a dozen years. (This is for a nine-month year where you moonlight or vacation in the summer.) Same thing happened during the 91-94 recession.

    1. Re:Techies becoming school teachers by doorbot.com · · Score: 2

      This gives creedence to the "Those that can, do; those that can't, teach." phrase.

      Granted, there are real casualties in the dotcom fallout (and when I say "real casualties" I mean skilled, intelligent employees who are fired with the rest of the chaff). But do we really want these people teaching the next generations of students?

    2. Re:Techies becoming school teachers by peter303 · · Score: 2

      Do you people who can't tell you what a quadratic formula is or locate Afghanistan on globe to be teaching your children? Some of skill sets of people going through four year teacher colleges with 800 combine SATs are dreadful.

  95. RE: How are they elsewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In KC they suck.

    Lots of laid-off Sprint workers who still haven't found jobs since the big lay-offs in October.

    I know lots of good techies who have been looking since then with not even a nibble.

    Tech jobs use to cover two or two and a half pages in the Sunday paper, there were three columns this weekend.

    I've heard that one can expect at least 100 resumes submissions for any tech job you advertise.

  96. You want to talk about a bad economy? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

    Hey, techies losing their jobs, that's rough. But it's not as bad as my situation - I got laid off at the local grocery store so that they could hire a techie to do bagging!

    Joking aside, the economy is fairly stagnant in general. My father's (civil) engineering company has had a difficult time finding work, because nobody wants to build anything in the slump (not like it's easy to normally find work out here - indept farmers don't exactly have a lively income).

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  97. "hackers" vs. "professional software engineers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hacker: knows assembly language.
    professional software engineer: knows UML.
    Who are you going to hire to impelement your project?

    1. Re:"hackers" vs. "professional software engineers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, my project is an embedded design. The code has to fit on a PIC controller. There's 8K of space for code and 512 bytes of Read/Write memory.

      Guess who I won't hire?

    2. Re:"hackers" vs. "professional software engineers" by coyote-san · · Score: 2

      A lot of us know both, and we're still looking for a job.

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      For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
    3. Re:"hackers" vs. "professional software engineers" by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      hacker: knows assembly language.
      professional software engineer: knows UML.
      Who are you going to hire to impelement your project?


      The one who can explain concepts the clearest without resorting to a badly-designed methodology for drawing whiteboard diagrams?

      Si

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      Coming soon - pyrogyra
  98. More clueless reporting... by markmoss · · Score: 2

    When I see a story titled "The World of the Laid Off Techie" I expect to hear about people laid off from actual technical jobs. Instead there's the Aggie "throwing mail with an MBA" (it doesn't say what his former job was, but I doubt it used his mechanical engineering degree), a former marketing manager who might know a little programming, etc. I'm sure there are many actual techies laid off, and their stories might be worse than these ex-suits described in the story, but one thing is very clear: the reporter doesn't even know what a techie is.

  99. It's bad, but not that bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That guy needs a re-write of his resume and to work some headhunters.

    Why?

    I just moved here (NJ) from Illinois in Nov of last year. Within a month I had secured well paying employment with a Not-For-Profit in downtown Manhattan as their IT/IS Manager. Hell, I don't even have any current certs...

    All I did was apply to every job opening on a dozen websites and in the papers every day, with a professionally written cover letter and resume (which I wrote thank you very much). I have a great experience base (very broad and spanning 10+ years) but no formal ed (I am a PoliSci grad) and current Certs (My A+ and MCPs have run out)... I actually had to turn down interviews and job offers (two of those)!

    While there is a slump in the area, companies are not shy about hiring... they are just conservative on expanding or spending big budget dollars on upgrading existing systems that otherwise function. I personally don't know of any one in the area that has that hard of a time... when I watch TV, especially right after we moved into the area, there were lots of blurbs and reports on displaced workers due to 9/11 and the following stock "crash"... but if you looked at the people and listened to their stories, they didn't look like the kind of people that would work in top level, dress in a suit and tie, make good money but have a lot of responsiblity IT jobs... even if they claimed to the contrary. Hell, I just checked Dice.com and there must be like 2000 jobs in the NJ/Manhattan area alone that are currently listed open, and that is just in IT/IS management, tech support, and web developement.

    Cry me a river...

  100. Glad I stayed away from job hopping. by WORLOK · · Score: 0

    During the DOT CON days I watched as people came in and out of my employer as if there was a revolving door. They kept telling me that I was dumb for staying put. I was starting to wonder if they were right. I even interviewed a few other places but nothing panned out. I started working here in the summer of '96.

    Anyhoo, most of those people are now unemployed. I'm glad that I am not b/c I have a wife and baby to support. My wife is now looking for a job so that we can hopefully afford to get a house soon. I live in northern New Jersey and I know of many people who are out of work. Add to that the fact that the cost if living here is WAY TOO HIGH and you have a recipe for financial disaster for those out of work. My brother in law's cousin, who know ALOT about all kinds of intenet and networking stuff, hands on with routers and such, has been unemployed for over a year now. This guy can't find a job. He says that they all tell him that he is "overqualified". Love that one, huh? Now he is joining some union and going into some trade that escapes me at the moment.

    Not being the tradesman type, this is unsettling. Browsing DICE.COM and others all I see are ads for so called jobs by headhunters who want nothing short of Superman (TM) for every job. ..."We are looking for Superman type who know everything about every technology under the sun and don't want anyone who is money motivated.." - no kidding, I saw one on DICE that looked almost like that! I am lucky to be needed where I am but if I didn't have this job I might be in the same spot. Makes one think about what company one joins. Its more than the bottom line paycheck. My company (a rare doing pretty ok tech company) pays 100% of my health insurance, I still have stock options in case the company stock ever goes up again, 3 weeks of vacation (nothing for you Europeans, I know..), they let us use our cell phones for personal use, the comfort factor that comes from 5+ years in a joint, they still buy us things like company logo clothes even in these tough times, and my pay isn't too bad. I always thought I was worth 15-20k more, but in these times I can't really demand anything more. We also have no dresscode, so I can wear my facial hair and ponytail with pride. I just keep learning more and more *NIX and hopefully some Oracle soon.

    Bottom line is that in New Jersey times are tough for alot of techies and my sympathy goes out to them. I hope the overall economy picks up soon. It is hard to imagine that there can be a shortfall in IT, since every company needs some for of IT just to run.

  101. Out of work techies... by MrIcee · · Score: 1

    Thank you VERY MUCH George W.... for plundering our national economy.

    1. Re:Out of work techies... by fuali · · Score: 0

      It was going in the bucket before he took office, the lame duck clinton (lowercase-c) was to busy pardoning Patty Hearst and his brother's friends, and his frat buddies to worry about the economy.

  102. Dull old internal IT vs dot-bomb by swb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here, here, I agree!

    I took a slightly different (and slightly more profitable, in the short run at least) tack. I stuck with a dull internal IT network management job. We're about as far as you can get from high-tech, dot-com, but I've managed to keep my hands involved on internet tech and UNIX (Linux, FreeBSD) in addition to the typical Windows stuff, whiny end users, and so on.

    I *did* have a state University job before I came here, and I kind of regret not getting a full lifecycle on that gravy train. 25 year retirement w/full bennies sounds awesome. But when I had that job, I felt kind of trapped -- the money absolutely *sucked* relative to my living expenses. And too many people I worked with said "private industry while they'll still take you", since they felt that too long in a state job meant weak private industry hiring prospects. Glad I made the switch -- a slight reduction in security for a definite increase in earnings..

    I always felt a touch jealous of the dot-com people, the money they were making and the whole dot-com lifestyle. Now that these people are delivering my interoffice mail or whatever, I don't feel so bad anymore.

    1. Re:Dull old internal IT vs dot-bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now that these people are delivering my interoffice mail or whatever, I don't feel so bad anymore.

      The wheel will turn my friend.

      Those with ambition and drive will ultimately leave plodders like yourself in the dust.

      They may be delivering your mail now, but they will be your PHB in the future!

    2. Re:Dull old internal IT vs dot-bomb by swb · · Score: 2

      The wheel will turn my friend.

      Those with ambition and drive will ultimately leave plodders like yourself in the dust.


      The wheel turns, but in corporate America/internal IT it turns REALLY slowly. Pace of change and decision making aren't fast, get it done yesterday, and I think a lot of people who are turned on by that don't last long in internal IT jobs because things don't change fast enough for them (management doesn't care enough to make the HR system a big priority and you keep fixing the old one) or the work is just too boring (migrating users from one platform to another).

      And I think there were a lot of people who went for dot-coms not because they were interested in technology, but because they liked playing with computers and the dot-com lifestyle as portrayed on TV. The working reality at most businesses is much more "Office Space" than these people can put up with. Ambition and drive are often bested by perseverence and patience.

    3. Re:Dull old internal IT vs dot-bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ambition and drive are often bested by perseverence and patience.

      Yes. I suppose that's true. The old 'Tortoise vs Hare' argument.

      Each to his own. I admire hares more than tortoises though.

  103. Not that bad by jpthegeek · · Score: 1

    Things here in the southeastern US are still moving along quite nicely. The industry seems to have taken a hit, but appears to be on the rebound. My former DotCom is still plugging along (and yes in the black), and even handed out bonuses. The rash of recruiters that used to call is over, but I still get hits on my doc from time to time. Programming and DBA are still the hot ones, but there is plenty of work out there for someone who is willing to put forth the effort.
    My 2...

  104. GW didn't do it... You did you liberal trash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You and your friends in the democratic party who didn't regulate the markets and keep an eye on the bullish bs that we are now suffering fall out from. You and your friends with liberal leanings who ignored the Al Queda threat of terristic attacks on our country and have time and again gutted our SigNit and HumInt assets in the NSA and CIA in favor of giving it to crack addicted innercity trash in the form of welfare and other BS subsidies to foriegn nations.

    Get a life moron.

    1. Re:GW didn't do it... You did you liberal trash by MrIcee · · Score: 1
      First... I'm not democratic.. nor republican for that mater. So don't ASSUME... it only makes an ASS out of U (not ME).

      Second... I perhaps wasn't clear... what I am refering to is his ignorance of domestic crisses for his domination on (non-existant) axis of evil and an obvious attempt to bankrupt the american economy. In other words... it aint going to get better folks.

      Instead of saying "get a life moron"... perhaps you might want to check out the news articles (culled from leading rags world-wide) at smirking chimp.

      I think your posting under "anonymous Coward" says it all buddy... ya know?

    2. Re:GW didn't do it... You did you liberal trash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the news articles "

      Yeah, right.
      Obviously, you don't want to be taken seriously ..

    3. Re:GW didn't do it... You did you liberal trash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First... I'm not democratic.. nor republican for that mater. So don't ASSUME... it only makes an ASS out of U (not ME).

      The very fact that you even said that makes you suspect, and the use of such a passe' comment makes you the ass.

      Second... I perhaps wasn't clear... what I am refering to is his ignorance of domestic crisses for his domination on (non-existant) axis of evil and an obvious attempt to bankrupt the american economy. In other words... it aint going to get better folks.

      A) GW has been more aggressive in the past three months on addressing taxation, reform, downsizing of the govt and rebuilding our military for domestic and international needs than clinton was in the last two years of his lame duck existence. Do some reading, please, or actually post some facts to back up your baseless comments.

      B) Hmmm... axis of power. Why is it the liberal trash (yourself and your friends spread through out this country like a malignant cancer) can't face reality. For decades the liberal elements of the US political system, elected or not, have strove to placate those who would seek our destruction and the destruction of the very institutions that place them in power in order to avoid conflict?

      Iran is, even with it's recently put in power puppet moderate regime, a violent nation of people (not all of the population, but enough that they remain in power; i have no sympathy for those who will not fight or remove themselves as a base of power for a corrupt and ideologically wrong regime) one of the leading exporters of violence against the free societies of the world.

      Iraq, while definatley a more moderate islamic nation (in comparison to Iran) is still waving the banner of religion over the head of a despotic leader who only seeks to enhance his regional power and hates anyoen who would intercede on others behalf. Clinton allowed Saddam to rebuild his military to (albeit modest in size comparison to pre-desert storm size) a level that which makes it a significant threat once again in the region (only this time they have gotten more flexible training from China, North Korea, and African countries; they also have night vision to the platoon level, better tanks (t-80's from former soviet states), better artillary and firecontrol, and a warfare resistant C3 system; the only thing they have not replaced in quantity is their naval shipping and fixed wing assets... yet)

      North Korea... Dear god man; Have you ever read anything but the party line? This is a country that was ruled by generations (and indoctrinated by it's leadership to a fanatical level) by a madman (Certifiable inbred) who sought only the destruction of the entire penninsula if he could not have Seoul. They have more military might than any other nation in the region except China. They have fought in human waves for what they believe in, refuse outside help when they are starving, export training and weapons (including possibly weapons of mass destruction), and are the most fanatical enemy of the US we have ever faced. Their value of live in judgement is spit, and they only seek to rain ruin on their own country (since Korea is a country divided) and those who oppose them.

      Instead of saying "get a life moron"... perhaps you might want to check out the news articles (culled from leading rags world-wide) at smirking chimp [smirkingchimp.com].

      Yeah... theres some good stuff. Not. Why in gods name would anyone bother to read "culled" material from "leading rags". By the very definition of the modern press, they are biased (generally in a liberal way these days) and unreliable.

      I think your posting under "anonymous Coward" says it all buddy... ya know?

      Hmmm... and maybe I don't care to share my personal info (beyond the ip's that are gathered serverside) with the folks at /. Or maybe I just don't care to register? Maybe it's not important in the least except to someone like yourself who seeks public attention with mindless drivel and factless post of a sensationalistic and controversial, if totally untrue nature...

      So yes... the moniker MORON fits you to a "t"...

  105. note... by markj02 · · Score: 2
    Note that the laid off workers seem to be people whose credentials are mostly MBAs, marketing, film-school, "certifications", positions as product managers, etc. Maybe I missed it, but I didn't see one hard-core techie (you know, engineering degree, several years real-world experience in a software/hardware development position) in the article. The closest was a QA person.

    That doesn't mean other people aren't qualified or smart, but when jobs are tight, people with lots of experience and credentials get the jobs. Think of it this way: during the dot-com bubble, companies desparately retrained and attracted workers from anywhere they could, but these are likely the first ones to go again.

    1. Re:note... by fuali · · Score: 0

      Excellent Point. Here in Pittsburgh there was an Ueber DotCom Craze. I was even a victim of a failed one. Most of my freinds have been laid off at one point or another. But the longest unemployment time was about a month and a have (because he spent three weeks in Hawaii).

      My point is, Yes the economy has changed. No longer are companies hiring 60 developers at an ungodly high rate. They are hiring exactly what they need and at a reasonable rate.

      My key to getting employment in a lousy job market. Make them like you, think they need you and then deliver. If you have the skills you will get the job. If you can't find a job, then maybe you don't have the skills, you just used to have the job.

  106. Re: Networking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Networking is important. Every techie knows this, but my last company took advantage of it.

    I used to feel pretty secure with my network of co-workers who were still connected to their former employers -- a who's who of the world's tech giants. A few weeks before the company laid off a large percentage of its employees, it announced a new policy: anyone supplying a reference for a former employee would be subject to termination (and possibly legal action). They had the power to do this because all but the execs were "at-will" employees.

    When the layoffs came, I was led into an office where an exec reminded me of the company's new policy. He offered to "bend the rules" for me for $5,000. "We understand how hard the job market is now, we'd like to help you because you've done such good work for us." Suddenly I realized why the strange policy had been implemented. They were robbing us of a fundamental entitlement so they could sell it back to us when our backs were against the wall. (I'm not saying I was entitled to a reference from the company, but my co-workers and I were entitled to provide references for each other.)

    I wonder how many other companies are doing this. How many people paid the price, and how many people are out of work because they didn't pay that price.

    There have been booms and busts before, but there is something different about this bust. There used to be a certain understanding between employers and employees in their treatment of each other. As the New York Times put it, "the old understanding is dead."

  107. Re:No risk no reward. by bluGill · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ahh, but there is a big reward. For that 50k/year he probably works little overtime, which means time with family (if so inclined) or other hobbies. I'm in a similear situation, I turned down a .com job (acually it wasn't offered, but I had decided to turn it down shortly into the interview) a few years back because I want a life. At 25 I would rather waterski behind a boat that can just barely pull me, then to own a nice boat that I don't have the time or energy to use. I'm only getting older, already my body complains about things that 5 years ago were no problem. I'm not every 30! Everyone I know who is old enough to know tells me that things really start going downhill much latter, and I have at least 10 good years left, and maybe 30. I'm also appear to be about average as as far as how far down I am already.

    Now you can take your choice, high risk, big bucks, no life when you can enjoy it; or low risk, still excellent bucks (average pay is around $30k/year if I remember right, and that is US, add in the rest of the world and it goes down), and time to enjoy life.

    And don't forget that part of risk is not making it. A lot of .com people took the high risk jobs, and didn't make the big bucks, now they are sitting on a pile of dept that assumed they would make the big bucks. Not a good situation to be in.

    Take your pick. Me, I'd rather have my life with low risk, and a rewaed I'm like to get, than the life of others who took the risk, but didn't get the reward.

  108. Somebody hire this guy! by Brian+Stretch · · Score: 2

    Every old Tandy CoCo user ought to recognize his name, at least the ones that ran OS-9. I'd get my employer to hire him but we're poor bastards.

    Well, okay, OS-9 runs on a lot more than the old 6809 CoCo's, but that's what I ran it on. Pretty sweet to have a multiuser, realtime OS on a "toy" computer you picked up at Radio Shack.

    1. Re:Somebody hire this guy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is each of these 'mutliple users' assigned three or four of those lovely chiclet keys on the keyboard of one of those wonders?

    2. Re:Somebody hire this guy! by jejones · · Score: 2
      "Now, don't be mean." --Buckaroo Banzai

      Hang on...the CoCo 3 didn't have the chiclet keys, and there were nice third party keyboards even for the 1 and 2. (For that matter, there have been PClone keyboard adapters for CoCos for some time; anyone wanting one now should check out Mark Marlette at Cloud-9.

    3. Re:Somebody hire this guy! by OS-9+Al · · Score: 1

      Speaking of recognizing ... aren't you the TUBBS guy?

    4. Re:Somebody hire this guy! by Brian+Stretch · · Score: 1

      Speaking of recognizing ... aren't you the TUBBS guy?

      Yup, that's me.

  109. Lame troll by Big+Dogs+Cock · · Score: 1

    I explicitly said "systems" not "computers". The world (legislation, environment, external systems) changes. Systems have to change to incorporate that. This will happen to companies. I've seen it in the past where a company has deliberately moved a crucial system back to "maintenance" mode and then a change in the law means a major revision which the skills are no longer there to deal with. Ex workers beeing dragged back for $300 an hour was one consequence.

    --
    "Under the iron bridge, we fist" - The Smiths, Still Ill
  110. teach by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

    Get your teaching certification and teach mathematics or programming in public schools. You won't make a lot, but you'll mean a lot to the kids. My public school's computer 'expert' was my English teacher who happened to know how to turn on a powermac and print Word documents. I would have loved to have someone in the school who could actually teach me something. And for the linux zealot in you, you can influence a bunch of impressionable kids and maybe the administration as well.

    Maybe not such a good idea, i can see it now:
    "I pledge allegience to the kernel flags. . .

    --
    The masses are the crack whores of religion.
  111. Greater Boston Area by ZeLonewolf · · Score: 1


    I made the mistake of graduating mid-year, after the fall semester, a half-year early. There's far fewer companies hiring new grads, and many that used to do on-campus interviews have withdrawn.

    Companies are much more selective about who they take on board, and don't expect any starting bonuses or exorbitantly high salaries. Job offers are take-it-or-leave-it, because there's another fresh grad that would love to have your job. Greater Boston used to have a slew of high-tech companies, all recruiting heavily, along with a handful of tech colleges to support them, but now the bottom has fallen out of the market. My advice is to get your foot in the door SOMEWHERE and look to move when the economy booms again with a few more years experience under your belt.

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    "If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards."
  112. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by kmudrick · · Score: 1

    I would have to disagree with you on that one, and have to say your comment was fairly pompous.

    Having just graduated with a CS degree last May, I found it *incredibly* tough to get my first "real" job. Sure, I had internships and such during college, but when it came down to "proving" that I had 3+ years experience (which is what all too many tech jobs require off the bat), people weren't buying that working 20 hours a week part time programming during the schoolyear combined with fulltime jobs during the summers equaled 3 years. Coding in C or C++ for the majority of your school CS projects over the course of 4 academic years doesn't quite "qualify" as 3 or 4 years of experience, either.

    Campus recruitment last year was way down, too. Hell, even some of the people who were offered jobs at large companies, like my best friend, had their start dates pushed back anywhere from a few months to a whole *year*.

    I went to a strong academic institution, one of the top engineering schools in the country, graduated with a 3.43 and a BS in Computer Science, had a knack for coding, and was enthusiastic about starting a new life. Took me several months to land the job I'm at now, where I'm doing less-than-ideal web development stuff, getting paid significantly less than I or my family expected.

    I'm happy to finally be working, but for those of us fresh out of college with significant college loan debt (I'm talking, $50k+, its pretty overwhelming).. the whole economic downturn is quite depressing.

  113. Snobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much as I sympathise with people who have lost their jobs and are trying hard, I couldnt believe the snobish attitude of these people who've never done any other kind of job, got paid a fortune for it, and then are embarrassed at the notion that they have to stoop to doing jobs that millions of others have to do for a living. Its such a shame that the jobs they can find are so beneath them. (Sarcasm intended)

    I mean, having to deal with dirty customers in a store...how awful for them.

    In addition I dont think MBA count for much if you've no experience or real skills. I failed my higher education (which wasn't even a degree), through a mix of lack of interest and the fact my mum died that year. I was lucky to land a job with a good company, even if I started out earning very little.

    I've worked hard at my job and within four years I have more than trebled my wage and have a nice car to boot. I still have no degree, but I have plenty of experience, and that is all other potential employers ive talked to were ever interested in. I have never been asked about my higher education, but I have been offered other jobs.

  114. echoes my fear by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

    But he fears his luck is running out. Last month he moved from a carriage house in Malibu, Calif., to a one-bedroom apartment in nearby Venice. His larger fear is that the best job of his life--writing for The Spot--is behind him, and his career will be a string of boring jobs. As a fallback plan, he's taking a real-estate course later this month.
    ... I got laid off when my software company went belly up (actually sold a product, not a .com, just ran out of money). This was not a wasteful, Aeron chair place, but it was a fabulous environment to work in. Really smart people and the technical guys were seperated from the marketing/sales by half a continent. Was definitely fun and the first place I've ever worked at where there were a sizeable number of people I thought were significantly smarter than me. Freedom was unparalleled, the work interesting and stimulating.
    I found a job in 3 weeks working for a place doing government contracting. It pays the bills and I was happy to get it after 3 weeks of no return phone calls, let alone interviews (I have 4 years programming/web/database experience). Salary a slight bump down ($3K), but I took it.
    But I really feel like it was so much fun. I miss it. I don't regret it. I don't even regret our CEO not selling out (I could've pocket $20-$40K in my paltry stock options if they took the deal after I'd been there around six months. But It would have cost me another year working at the funnest place ever). Sigh....

    1. Re:echoes my fear by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

      Heresy! Tigger never talked like a good ol' boy. That is the Disney (tm) perversion of one of my favourite books. They tried to put the Disney version of Pooh Bear in our local newspaper. The howls of protest drove it out in less than a month.

      --

      Microsoft - Where would you like to go today, Maybe Jail?

  115. It's not so bad if you kow where to look by Mr.+McD · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First off, I agree with most posters that this article doesn't really describe techies, but those who probably are unemployable in thier fields. How many of us worked someplace where more than half the people there were not qualified to do thier job let alone get the saleries they were getting? From what I have been able to see so far, this "recession" is a massive house cleaning. Unfortunately, some very talented, hard-working folks also got the shaft.


    The article also states that some of us are "settling for contract work without benefits." Uh, I've actually been doing FAR better contracting this year than I had been last year making over $80k. And suprisingly, getting work is far less complicated than you might think.


    Here are some tips that have helped me out:

    • Get your resume together (duh!) and don't take it to your nearest Starbucks
    • If you have a web site, don't spend your time trying to be "artistic". If you code, your design skills probably aren't that great
    • Talk to your friends, even those who AREN'T in a tech field. You'd be suprised at what kind of work pops up
    • Don't be greedy. Everyone is trying to save money, so if you're charging $75/hr to HTML and JavaScript you're on dope. The guy who's doing that stuff for $45/hr is gonna have your lunch
    • Look for the smaller gigs. The Sub $10k jobs are a plenty in the New England area, as I'm sure everywhere else. Don't go looking for the $100k+ jobs, you will remain poor.
    • Buddy up. Working with a designer or copy writer has it's advantages. They usually call you when there is work to be done
    • Be flexible with the creative folks. They usually don't know much about tech, but if you can explain things to them, in english, while not being condescending, you will get more work from them. For soem reason, these creative folks know how to find work.
    • If you use a head hunter, use someone small. I think the big places have lost thier credibility over the past 2 years. How many sucky hires from big placement agencies did your company hire last year? The smaller ones tend to have a closer relationship with both the client and talent and can generally speak to your abilities better.

    Thats just my two cents. After my former employer stole my 401k money and failed to pay us our last 2 pay check, things have improved greatly for me. This advice has gotten me off unemployment and I'm now on the road to recovery :)



    1. Re:It's not so bad if you kow where to look by IVotedIn2000 · · Score: 1

      The Sub $10k jobs are a plenty in the New England area

      You mean Sub $100k jobs?!

  116. [Mod up the parent!] Re:don't be ridiculous by opkool · · Score: 2

    Maybe I would disagree on the order of priorities (first feed the kids, then pay the rent), but, overall, this is a most sensible post.

    Philosophy? When there's barely enough money to keep you alive?

    Come on!

    1. Re:[Mod up the parent!] Re:don't be ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But you made sure you saved a percentage of your income and kept some emergency funds before you brought kids into this world. Right?

      And if you don't think about your life now, you run the risk of never doing so--of doing unfulfilling work just to pay the rent for the rest of your days--of cheating yourself out of happiness--of leaving yourself a bitter wreck for your family to "enjoy."

      Not that you should don robes and spend 24/7 meditating when your family needs you, but there's only so long you can keep your head down and not feel anything.

  117. It Makes Me Sick. That's a Terrible Article. by bluemiracle · · Score: 0

    Many workers got the ax when mass layoffs peaked in the summer and fall of 2001, and they coasted on several months of severance and unemployment insurance, which generally lasts six months. With the tech job market still in the doldrums, they're now considering new gigs as waitresses, bartenders, forklift drivers or baby sitters--anything to pay the rent.

    They make it seem that doing anything other than tech work is the pits. I for one, work as a technican, Network, during the day, and Waiter at night. I don't appreciate having my choice of jobs classifieds as 'anything to pay the rent'. There are many hard working americans who are proud of their jobs, babysitting, bartending, operating a forklift, and without them, where would we be. Instead of whining and moaning, get off your @$$, and do something about it. Don't complain about your job, while you can say that you have one.

    Errrrr.

  118. I found this very suspicious by penguin_dance · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This sounds like media FUD and that we're not getting the whole story on this guy. Unfortunately, the media is great at finding the oddball and making him the "norm". I would grant you that if this was geologists getting laid off in an oil crunch (i.e., those who are stuck working for one industry) that would be different.

    I'm not saying some fields are having a hard time, but I find it VERY odd that someone with an engineering degree from Texas A&M AND an MBA is having a hard time landing a job other than sorting mail. I would love to know the answers to the following:

    Have you look for work in other states? I have a stepson going to Texas A&M this school is about #5 or 7 in the nation for engineering. They also have a strong networking foundation as well as a lot of alumni in business locally. I can't believe he couldn't come back to Texas and find an engineering job. You can't just look in your town or even state. Sometimes you have to move to where the jobs are.

    How old are you? If you're under 30 you may want to drop the MBA mention unless you're looking for a job in that field. Advanced titles can be a catch 22, i.e., employers think you're overqualified for lower positions, but aren't willing to hire you for the upper level positions because you don't have enough years of experience.

    I would add: If you were some dot-commer management previously making a salary way above your experience/job duties from the regional average, I would list my salary as more reasonable if asked. Employers who look and see some 29 year old making well over the norm are going to shitcan the application because they are going to assume that's the range you're looking for.

    Yes, these may seem like fudging or leaving out something on the application. However done creatively, this is NOT the same as declaring a degree you don't have.

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    1. Re:I found this very suspicious by coyote-san · · Score: 2

      How many horror stories do you need?

      As for looking out of state, I've been doing that since this summer when it became clear that the local market was unlikely to recover for years. It's no good - many recruiters and companies don't want to talk to you unless you're local. Even if you're willing to pay for your own relocation they won't talk to you unless you have a local address and phone number.

      It's irrational and easily circumvented by anyone with a bit of money to spare - find the "roommates wanted" section of the newspaper and pay someone to add your name to the answering machine, to accept mail for you, etc. But when you've been unemployed for a year that's a lot of money with little to show for it - remember that you need to do this for every city.

      As for using the old college network, that depends on the school and the local job market. I left Florida for a reason, and even my parents have finally accepted that the job market there is just too small -- you have a lot of tourism-driven jobs, but relatively few decent jobs for the population.

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    2. Re:I found this very suspicious by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      As for looking out of state, I've been doing that since this summer when it became clear that the local market was unlikely to recover for years. It's no good - many recruiters and companies don't want to talk to you unless you're local.

      I don't know what industry you're looking in, but I know our company goes recruiting out-of-state all the time. This is at the colleges, true, but I'm surpised that companies wouldn't want you just because you're not local.

      As for using the old college network, that depends on the school and the local job market. I left Florida for a reason, and even my parents have finally accepted that the job market there is just too small -- you have a lot of tourism-driven jobs, but relatively few decent jobs for the population.

      Well this story dealt with a guy with a degree from a school I knew well and I was specific to his case. Not all schools are as "tight" as this one. This school is "call up an alum you've never met and get together for a beer" tight! Also, many times other states don't place as much importance on out of state degrees as much as their own unless they're MIT, Harvard, etc. I'm sure if he went back to Texas he'd find something. Plus, this guy has two degrees, one in mechanical engineering and an MBA in business so he's got a pretty broad area of expertise to work from.

      Not to go all old-foggie here, but I lived in Texas through the mid-80s oil bust. I knew a lot of geolgists, palentologists and engineers who learned how to say, "do you want fries with that?" Just a few years back they, too, were booming and making money just like the dot.commers were--then the bottom fell out. Companies were going out of business all over, including one I worked for. I worked a year and a half doing temp work until I got a permanent position. It helped living in a large city and the fact that Texas does have a lower cost of living. But it wasn't easy.

      Texas also wasn't as diversified as it is now so there were a lot of people out of work. The "snow birds" who had left the north when times were bad there moved back the market there was better again. Sometimes you got to work the crappy jobs for a while until the market picks back up. Sometimes you have to move if the region is down, but another is up. The market, unless you're in the funeral business, is cyclical. I think, unfortunately, that a lot of people got caught short, especially those who graduated fresh out of school into a booming tech market that they were told would last forever.

      Good luck in your search.

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  119. Montreal by jso888 · · Score: 1

    The article made me cringe, because it reflects my situation and the situation of some of my friends here in Montreal.

    After twenty-odd years of a moribund economy, primarily due to the provincial government's questionable separatist agenda, things started picking up towards the beginning of the dot-com era.

    Now, things are still pretty good ostensibly, but from what I've seen from being out of a job since May, things are looking quite bad under the surface.

    We're still seeing a boom in construction, but it's mainly due to the completion of condo projects planned in the late-90s. The glut of condo construction is creating problems for an weakening economy; many were conversions and virtually no rental construction took place. This decreased the amount of rental space available and drove up rent. We're seeing 0.5% vacancy rates in a place that has traditionally been a renter's paradise.

    In fact, things look kind of grim now. I'm not the only one amongst my acquaintances to be still looking after almost a year out of a job, and these include marketing people, managers, front-end people (you know, the JavaScript-and-HTML folks Slashdot readers seem to revile so much) as well as hardcore coders.

    Part of the city's boom was due to the provincial mandate to bring in high tech jobs by encouraging companies to set up shop here, or to start up here. From government subsidies (we'll give you almost free money if we like you and you become our political friends) which brought Infogrames (of Civilization 3 fame) here to questionable projects like the Cité du Multimédia -- intended to be centres of excellence -- the high tech boom here really parallels that of the so-called New Economy": the ups and the downs.

    A lot of companies that shouldn't have started up in the first place were sustained by government money. Or international companies set up huge programming shops here for the subsidies and tax breaks, and close up shop when they run out. We are well into the downside the Americans experienced several months ago.

    What does that mean? Personally, it meant working at a record store, and living on savings to go back to school to finish my degree. It may mean more working at a minimum-wage job until things pick up some more. It's not that bad (well maybe it was; the record store, a country-wide chain with a great deal of fame, ended up going out of business this fall due to crappy dot-com style mismanagement), but it certainly is underemployment in the vein of the guy now working as a USPS employee.

    I'm hoping things pick up this summer when I start looking for a job.

  120. Re:No risk no reward. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    time with family (if so inclined) or other hobbies

    Aww! Now I get it!

    My wife and children are hobbies! That's such as relief - I can't tell you!

  121. "Techie" is not the only form of skill set by chrisvr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They are all just fairly unskilled jobs that happen to be in a technical company.

    Sigh. I know it's very popular here on Slashdot to denigrate any career that doesn't involve all-night coding sessions propped up only by acid rock and Mountain Dew, but just because you don't have the skills to get an MBA, write a marketing plan, generate publicity for a product, write a script, or plan and maange a timeline for a new product release doesn't mean that the folks doing those jobs are unskilled.

    Yes, I am (well, was, until recent layoffs) in marketing. I chose to develop my communication skills rather than my programming skills when I went to college (despite getting a 5 on the AP Pascal exam, and having received high marks in my high school career programming in BASIC and FORTRAN.) I have worked with a lot of IT people who didn't know their ass from their elbow, so just having the job doesn't mean you are skilled.

    Just like those ineffectual IT people, sure, I have worked with incompetent marketing people. But please stop assuming that just because someone isn't coding in their job that they are unskilled. I dare you to write a halfway decent press release, or brochure, or anything else that makes your market want to pay money to your company to buy the wonderful software that you just coded. It's not as easy as it looks. And the company won't be successful if either one of us isn't doing our job well.

    All the fluff in the world can't create and sustain a market for a piece of crap product, and the best product in the world won't find its way to the masses without some sales and marketing efforts. Try to respect my work, as I respect yours.

  122. Re:Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D' by Lysander+Luddite · · Score: 2

    Believe it or not, tech companies need non-techies to succeed. You do need designers, marketers, and managers to succeed in the web design business. It's not all just backend-coders.

    A successful business requires a team approach. What made/makes the web a success is simplicity. It is the simplicity fo the web that made it a success. If it required people to know C++ or other "real programming or project management skills" then it never would have taken off.

    I would think a CEO would know these things. But then again since I don't have a degree in Computer Science and have only worked in multimedia and web design/production since '94 I may be wrong.

  123. These people didn't deserve their jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have absolutely no sympathy for any of the people being laid off by the "dot-com" bust. These are the same people responsible for the fake "dot-com" boom in the first place.

    I have been interested in technology and computers since I was a little kid, (wrote my first first person perspective dungeon crawler in BASIC on an Atari 130XE when I was 10), and these "dot-com failures" make me sick with their whining. I remember I started university in '95 and I remember noticing a *HUGE* increase in techie wannabes entering computer science (my program), information technology (overview of computers for those people not smart enough to be accepted in CS) and related degrees.

    The one thing all these "wannabes" had in common was the mantra "money money money". It's all they cared about. None of them were there for the love of the field (as I was...) and as a result, most of them were not very good at it, but knew how to exploit their slim knowledge of current buzz-words.

    These were the people that fueled most of the "dot-com" hype and jumped on the first "dot-com" bandwagon that came along. The hype was fake, the demand was fake, the products were fake, their business plans were fake, their revenue was fake (burning VC cash) and none of them really knew what they were talking about.

    Frankly I'm surprised that it took so long before they got fired. And I'm not in the least bit surprised that they can't find an IT job anymore, I wouldn't hire these wannabes either. In my close circle of friends I know several of them were in IT for the love of it, and a couple of them were there for the money. Not surprisingly, all those in IT for the money got fired in the "dot-com" bust and *NOT A SINGLE ONE* of my friends who really have a love of technology got fired. The demand for the excess IT workers (and I use the term loosely as most of them were probably hard pressed to edit HTML or bang out a Perl script...) was artificial, and now people are surprised that the wannabes are getting canned????

    The ones who got fired thought that IT was their easy ticket to quick riches. Then they found out the hard way (after five years of fooling everyone) that high tech jobs are *NOT* easy, and that real riches cannot be had without real work or real business plans.

    Nor am I surprised that these people are now whining about it.

    Do us all a favour. Go back to slinging burgers and leave the IT field for those of us who actually like it.

    We're tired of being grouped into the same class as the "dot-com" failures.

  124. Safety Vs. Risk 2 by crovira · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used to work on the 83rd floor of a target.

    On the plus side, I'm still suckin' air.

    On the minus side, I haven't earned a dollar in salary since September, '01.

    It not for lack of mailing out resumes, getting interviews (even second interviews,) or chopping my income requirements, moving to get my expenses down, cashing in the 401k to get rid of all my debts [actually, they were leaking close to a grand a month before that anyway so it waa cheaper to cash 'em in than hold on to 'em,]

    Its just tough out there. I'm in a depression. The economy's in a recession.

    Before the crash(es, two planes and an economy) I worked for somebody who believed that systems are maintained by oral tradition, never wrote down things like specs or documentation and was ignorant of the glaring flaws in the system and in her managerial abilities.

    This person was a DE-motivator. The biggest kick in the 'nads you can ever get is a whiny voice intoning "But I 'TOLD' you." Yeah, like I have time to listen to every word of your endless stream of conciousness and engrave it in my memory.

    I'm poor, going on broke but I'm still better off than if I'd stayed there.

    Now I sleep nights (mostly,) and I've stopped worrying about planes and falling buiuldings but I still get nightmares about "But I TOLD you..."

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    1. Re:Safety Vs. Risk 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that you used to work in one of the trade towers and that you were not working the day of the attack and you are now out of a job?

      BTW what happened to the manager ?

    2. Re:Safety Vs. Risk 2 by Inthewire · · Score: 0

      4 planes.

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      Writers imply. Readers infer.
  125. You fool! by ArcticChicken · · Score: 2

    Now Delaware is about to be Slashdotted!

    ;-)

    1. Re:You fool! by Alrocket · · Score: 1
      Geez, I love those ads!

      Be Aware of Delaware!

      :)

      Al.

  126. Bring talented people to the US to stay! by mikewas · · Score: 1

    What this country should be doing is bring talented people to this country to stay!

    If we truly need the manpower & the skills we should be welcoming these folks into our country as permanent residents & eventual citizens. Not only does this retain their talent for the long term BUT it eliminates employers from bringing H1B visa holders here as virtual indentured servants. A permanent resident is free to change jobs, will enter the job mnarket at a competitive wage and not depress the labor market for their skill set.

    It's what has always worked for the US before. It's one of the founding principles of our country. Why did we abandon it for H1B?

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  127. Bad in Raleigh/Durham, NC by CoffeeNowDammit · · Score: 1

    This area used to be a magnet for techies, and not just .com wanna-bes. VB knowledge? Yeah, fine, but we'd prefer people who know protocols, RTOSs, embedded systems, and how to successfully slap together high-availability servers and telecom gear, thank you very much.

    But things have changed. It's not uncommon around here to see a Sam's Club manager who used to be a firmware engineer at one of the larger employers in Research Triangle Park. Some companies are even relocating, which is really weird, considering how cheap it is to live here (compared to SF, Boston, or even Atlanta). I know engineers, even ones without the standard obligations (family, kids, etc. etc.) who would rather wait tables than leave. Yes, this area really is that nice.

    I'll be out on the street myself sometime this year, in all likelihood, so I'm looking around -- and it's pretty sad right now. I'm just hoping things pick up around here by the summer.

    Note to interested employers: Digustingly skilled work force, cheaper to live here than most other places, three great universities nearby. Open a damn office here already!

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    1. Re:Bad in Raleigh/Durham, NC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that. I live in Chapel Hill, NC and have been out of work for 18 months now. I wasn't actually laid off from my old job, but it seemed that it was only a matter of time given the company's financial situation. Turns out I was right, a few months later our entire Raleigh office was shut down. Oh well, at least it wasn't a dotcom.

      Fortunately, as you say, it's cheap as hell to live here. Between sharing expenses with a roommate and having no life whatsoever, I can survive off of $1000/month. I still have savings left, but I want a job out of sheer boredom if nothing else. Searching for one has been an exercise in pure frustration though. I've replied to dozens of online ads and never gotten so much as a single phone call in return. At least a couple of those openings were absolutely perfect for my combination of math and programming skills, but still nothing. Four years ago with less experience and a double-major in Math and CS, I was beating recruiters off with a stick, now I might as well be tossing my resume into a well or something.

      The worst part of all this is how I feel. I joke to myself that at least my parents' house doesn't have a basement, but it gets less funny every time. I've considered taking a McJob in the meantime, but would that make me feel better or worse?

      The article doesn't give me much encouragement. They seem to make a point of mentioning how particularly bad it is in the Raleigh/Durham, NC area. I guess that makes sense considering many of the tech companies here are new and thus more likely to be affected by the dotcom bust. IBM is here too, but that's not enough to make up for it.

      Oh well, I'd love to see replies from any other out-of-work techies in the area. Maybe we should form a support group or something. I'll bring the Ramen noodles. :)

    2. Re:Bad in Raleigh/Durham, NC by tlh1005 · · Score: 1

      I live in the Raleigh and telecommute for one of the big three universities here in NC. I feel for many in the triangle. I Co-op'ed for Fujitsu just under two years and then returned to school to finish my last year out. The semester before I was done, I got word that they were closing the new facility here. I've seen a few of the engineers out around town and some have good jobs, some are doing tech support, and some are about to be laidoff from their second job. I can't imagine raking in close to 6 figures or better with a family and going to nill.

      I was extremely fortunate to get a student job on the development team which I work for now. The pay is about 10K less than what I could have expected two years ago but I am nonetheless very thankful to my boss. Its a state job but I'm not too worried about layoffs ya know.

      I don't know about you guys but doesn't it make you sick to see /hear those adds for "Computer training school" which have a 100% hire rate upon graduation??? "Microsoft, CNA, Cisco certified" blah blah blah...... People need think more and read between the lines. Furthermore, crap like that saturating the market with programmer wanna-be's doesn't help the situation. Good luck to both of you guys, the sooner the industry can go back to the normalcy it had before the dot.com boom, I'm sure there will be plenty'o work for good engineers.

  128. Join the Programmers Guild by smagruder · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Programmers Guild is a recently established organization aimed at American programmers working together to safeguard their profession, their craft and their rights.

    On their website, they state the following reasons for why they started the organization:

    • We were concerned about the declining prestige of the programming profession. A programmer is becoming regarded a interchangeable body rather than a skilled individual.
    • We were concerned about the public's perception of the software industry and the rampant hucksterism going on, from Y2K to Internet IPOs.
    • We were concerned about the declining quality of software, both commercial and custom.
    • We were concerned about the lack of minority and older workers in the profession.
    • We were concerned about legislative issues, such as tax laws, non-compete clauses, software patents, and immigration, while the programming profession has no voice in government.
    • We were concerned with improving productivity among programmers.
    • We were concerned with the difficulty in connecting programmers to jobs.
    • We were concerned that the growth in technology jobs is not being used to benefit the population at large.
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    1. Re:Join the Programmers Guild by Inthewire · · Score: 0

      We were concerned about the lack of minority and older workers in the profession.

      Not in the shop I just left.
      Indians and Chinese on work visas, paid like shit and dying to leave.

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  129. Slashdotters naive again by jeff13 · · Score: 1

    Yet again, the Slashdotter postings are not what one would expect from IT vets. Like me. No, you seem to have no idea what rights you have as a worker in the public sector. Nor are you aware of the realities of working period, let alone this industry. Instead, there is post after post attacking the guy who lost his job.

    You people are really something.

    Having worked in this industry for over 6 years. There is no job protection. There are no solid companies. There are no standards in the entire industry for anything let alone employment standards. There is no regulation at all morons. Managers regularly fire staff for fun. Whole companies have been robbed blind by the people who created it (Enron, being the most recent example, wasn't the only one and not the last).

    The funniest thing is hearing the low office *gasp* of those people watching their companies stock die one day. This is much more common in the IT industry than any other, though obviously there are parallels. You are all afloat on a sea of stocks and quarters and market. Feigning any sort of personal control only makes you look like the mark that IT manager took you for.

    1. Re:Slashdotters naive again by Skapare · · Score: 2

      I was approached by some execs who were setting up a startup a few years ago. They wanted me to design, build, and run the data center (a near perfect fit for me). Alas, when it got to the point of talking about stock options, I was asking questions the CFO couldn't ... or wouldn't ... answer. I guess it became apparent that I also knew enough financial stuff to not be fooled. I never heard from them again.

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  130. Not so bad... by antisocial77 · · Score: 1

    I'm at work as I type this. I make 23k/year doing small time network stuff(UNIX and Windows), PC repair, and whatever else Mista Bossman wants me to do. 23k/year is enough to pay my rent and bills, as I don't live in a posh neighborhood or have such things as cable tv(I do however have DSL. You have to prioritize, dammit). The question that come up in my mind from time to time is, if this where 2 years ago, would I be making this little? Probably not, no. I'd probably be making 40k, like they where paying the three people they hired to take over half of my job when the company I was laid off from last year split in half. It ammuses me that the half I got seperated from paid out 120K/year to cover half of my duties. It gave me a warm fuzzy feeling.

    I am lucky. I have employment, and am able to support myself. I am not rich beyond my wildest dreams, but that was never really my goal anyway. My goal is to go back to school, finish my CS degree, and attempt to find work as a code monkey. I am well on my way to that goal, and at least now I have something I can doctor up on a resume.

    Tonight, I will go home, take off this tie, and relax in front of the warm glow of my very own 17" CRT and be secure in the fact that, while I'm not some high-paid tech wiz kid with a salary that rivals that of an MLB player, I'm not doin' too freakin' bad either. Unlike the tools who where getting paid an outrageous sum at my old company. Last I heard, they where still seeking Employment. One of which has found employment in the form of Asst. Manager at an Arby's. Make of this what you will.

  131. MMhh, no by MKalus · · Score: 1

    I was considering for a while to go on an H1B into the US, but then decided to go to Canada instead.

    The difference? Not much, besides that they pay us here with funny money that is not worth much outside of Canda :|

    But besides that: income etc. is on the same level as my canadian collegues (and it would have been the same if I would have gone to the states).

    In the end it is a "waste" of money for the company who hires you as they paid my lawyer and the immigration stuff, which means: They threw around 10K out of the window before I sat down at my desk the first time.

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  132. Re:Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D' by Maul · · Score: 2

    Yeah, now we just need to get rid of mediocre CEOs
    who think that a full time software engineer should also be able to do the full time jobs of a sysadmin and web designer.

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  133. Dude, the GOOD people can't get jobs... by Svartalf · · Score: 2

    It's far, far worse than you think. I currently write device drivers and systems level code for a living. Right now, I'm having to deal with an employer that's struggling to make payroll (Been dealing with that for 8 months now) and trying to find a job in this stupid market. Few prospects in the Dallas area- and the ones I've sent off resumes to have returned dead silence.

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    1. Re:Dude, the GOOD people can't get jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dude, If it's your headhunter that is calling me every two weeks, ask him to back off. We're not hiring, and I'm not in the mood to explain that your resume-telemarketer.

      Besides. It's depressing, in a couple of months, our funding runs out and I'll be in your position -- standing in the unemployment line, watching as Richardson's Telecom Corridor becomes Richardson's Unoccupied Office Row.

    2. Re:Dude, the GOOD people can't get jobs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's far, far worse than you think. I currently write device drivers and systems level code for a living. Right now, I'm having to deal with an employer that's struggling to make payroll (Been dealing with that for 8 months now) and trying to find a job in this stupid market. Few prospects in the Dallas area- and the ones I've sent off resumes to have returned dead silence.

      Well, guess what? I was scrambling to try to find a low level coding job during good times but didn't have a formal degree. You got the job; I didn't. Now with Open Source, we're more friendly and more antagonistic, depending on how you look at it. My guess is that the "nervous energy" of this slump will probably wind up flooding Linus with high tech patches more than ever. In the macroeconomics of it all, things will still improve technologically, but Adam Smith's presumptions have been thrown out. Buyers cannot typically beware, ...

      Oh never fuggen mind. I was going to rant about how markets can only correct insofar as purchasers know their options and the products and services they buy, which is (and will be moreso) an impossibility for most transactions. While 60% of the campus crowd cheats (biz majors and frat boys the worst offendors), ... yeah whatever

      Anyway, I know exactly how you feel on that whole business of dead silence. It is so creepy that creepy isn't the right word.

  134. I'm all right, Jack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I discovered the wonderful world of full-time employment. So instead of contracting and having no rights and not knowing if I'm going to get paid or not, I come into work at a set hour and get a nice credit in the bank account each month. There seems to be lots of work needing to be done (although perhaps not much money to pay for it).

  135. Re:Amen to that, only incompetents are out of work by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 0

    Your first job was in 2000, hahaha, ok,
    you speak from a huge, vast, immense,
    base of personal experince .

    Dood, ur a kid, glad you got a job, hope
    you keep ur job .

    You were at Adyava for only 4 months,
    why is that ???

    Niiiiccceee...

    Ex-MislTEch

    --
    google "32 trillion offshore needs IRS attention"
  136. Apple //e sweet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's about all I remember from the mid-80's. Wait David Lee Roth/Van Halen. lol... Oh yeah short shorts in the NBA (Larry Bird / Magic Johnson)!

  137. MBA engineers don't last long. by Telastyn · · Score: 2

    I mean they *ARE* trying to cut costs, and a guy with an MBA probably expects to get paid more than an equivalent programmer without the Paper...

  138. Boo Hoo by DumbSwede · · Score: 1

    Taking a job is a lot like investing.
    The more risk exposure the greater the potential reward.
    These people rolled the dice and lost. Boo hoo.

    I stayed in the Midwest after graduating from the U of I,
    with a rather unglamours tech job (which I still enjoy by the way).
    Less pay than on the coasts, but a much lower cost of living area.

    I confess that just before the dot com bust I considered moving off
    to the west coast to play with the big boys, but now it seems I made the
    far smarter move by staying put.

    Speaking of moving, there other areas of the country with tech jobs -- still unfilled,
    because the coasts ate up all the good talent. Now maybe talent will be more
    evenly distributed across the country. `Course you'll have to give up that
    I-Made-It techie life style in the valley.

    1. Re:Boo Hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jack Welsh of GE said he could never justify paying an engineer more in Silicon Valley than Milwaukee. From this I judge engineers are consigned to live in the midwest while the coasts are only for the beautiful people and CEOs. Many spinoffs and startups on the coasts that make it through the initial phase are then sold to a remote buyer which then promptly moves the business to some midwest location. I hope they end up with what they deserve, for the real value in an enterprise is the people, not the technology.

  139. Houston by buffy · · Score: 2

    Given the recent Enron fiasco on top of the general Bad Economy Thing (BETtm), things in Houston are pretty bad. Compaq, one of the areas larger tech employers has done significant layoffs, too.

    I am still employed, thankfully, but my company has also done layoffs, which means more work--fewer people.

    I moved down to Houston a year ago, and damnit, I want the economy rebounded already so I can get the hell out of here! ;)

    1. Re:Houston by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I left Houston for Austin..and things are in the shitter here.

      Still, at least I live in an awesome city and not the sewer of Texas. :)

  140. Re:yeah, but.. by ^DA · · Score: 1

    You know, I just had to sit down marvelling at your stunning intellect. Really, that argument just blew me away! How could I hva been this wrong? Truly a man for the future this guy! :)

  141. Marketing observation by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 2
    I agree with you--to a point. It is truly ignorant to say that marketing and sales should be the first to be clipped. But...
    a bad product with good marketing will have a much better chance of its company surviving that a company with a good product but lousy marketing. As a techie who's the son of a marketing guru, I can assure you this is simply untrue. If it were true, I'd be buying high schooler-coded projects and $10 million dollar marketing teams. One of the first tenets of marketing is that nothing kills a bad product faster than good marketing. Similarly, nothing bolsters a good product faster than good marketing. These two entities, marketing and development, are codependent. If there's a scaleback, intelligent convention dictates that both be scaled back equally (that's how our company handled its most recent round of layoffs).

  142. Should look for positive examples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Though there are a lot of people as quoted in the article ....

    It is bad to see the state of mind of the author who wishes to only propagate negetive thoughts.. I would have been better if the author took time to actually find a person (just 1 single person) who has succeded in this tough time... It will defitinely give many people confidence .. and the hope..

  143. Re:Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D' by pubjames · · Score: 2

    Believe it or not, tech companies need non-techies to succeed.

    No! You don't say! Thank God for that. I'm doing something right! I've got business managers, graphic designers, a journalist and marketing specialists on my team, and only a couple of techies.

    What made/makes the web a success is simplicity. It is the simplicity fo the web that made it a success. If it required people to know C++ or other "real programming or project management skills" then it never would have taken off.

    Yes. Google is wonderfully simple, for instance. But that doesn't mean that it is simple to create a system like Google. Buying a book on Amazon with one-click is really simple, but that doesn't mean that it was simple to create Amazon's web site. I could go on...

    We use graphic designers on all our projects, believe me. We specify the requirements of the interface, the designers do drafts, the clients approve them, and then the techies make the system look like the designs. But the graphic design work is often only about 10% of the overall project, both in cost and importance.

    Look at pretty much any major, successful web site. They are often driven by complex content management systems, linked into ERM and CRM systems, and often legacy systems.

    The fact of the matter is that many people in the "web design" industry up until now have been neither professional graphic designers nor professional programmers. Knowing 'now to make a web page' is not difficult. Being an excellent graphic designer or programmer is difficult. That's why I do not feel sorry for all these people who are finding it difficult to find work now. It's because they were getting well paid for a relatively simple job.

    I would think a CEO would know these things. But then again since I don't have a degree in Computer Science and have only worked in multimedia and web design/production since '94 I may be wrong.

    You are a web design/production specialist? Can you make me a site like Slashdot then? Can you create a site on top of a clients in-house created CRM system? Can you create a site with a single point of data entry, but output in HTML, WAP, and WebTV format using XML and XSL? I would have thought a professional web designer with so many years experience would know these things... Or are you really just a mediocre graphic designer that knows HTML and a bit of Javascript?

  144. Re:Amen to that, only incompetents are out of work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm guessing you're a troll, but I'll reply anyway out of the need to vent. It's certainly not just the fluff jobs that have gone (at least not in the uk), in fact the fuzzier folk seem to find it easier to get another job.

    For myself I'm fairly hardcore with 15 yrs+ coding and systems experience, algorithm development and even good old fashioned mathematics, mainly in research. My qualifications/positions are all top notch international names. Fluffy I ain't, unemployed I is (damn I hate being a born loser!).

  145. Go work at Taco Bell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no point in half assing life. Either bust ass or get out. This is weak. I work 80 hours a week and have plenty of time for a life. I just dont dick around with my spare time (ie watch TV). $50 says this dipshit goes home at night and has the "shows" he watches circled in his TV Guide. I have cable for 1 reason, sports. If I want to watch a TV show I'll go download it sans commercials. (alt.bin....) Family Guy is great. I mean really how much fucking time do you estimate you waste watching commercials? Every Family Guy episode I download is 21:50!!! so that leaves 8:10 for commercials every fucking 30 minutes!!! Unbelieveable

    1. Re:Go work at Taco Bell by weave · · Score: 2
      $50 says this dipshit goes home at night and has the "shows" he watches circled in his TV Guide.

      Hey, fuck you. Not true. I go home at night and play diablo 2!

      You can send the $50 to the EFF, OK?

  146. HTML Programming? by cmdr_fishtaco · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that laughs when programming and html are used in the same sentence?

    I was coding like a madman last night in Frontpage, man I was an animal. I used tired by 5 am that I couldn't tell from a
    . It was all worth it when I brought that page up and all the hyperlinks worked and background color was the exact green I wanted.

    1. Re:HTML Programming? by FatHogByTheAss · · Score: 1
      Am I the only one that laughs when programming and html are used in the same sentence?

      Nope. I've worked at a few where the "HTML Programmer" was a bit of a running joke.

      "Hey, aren't you one of those HTML Programmers?"

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      --
      You sure got a purty mouth...

  147. Laid off engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a `techie' -- software engineer -- who's been actively looking for another job for over two months now. Of all the resumes I have sent out for positions that I qualify for, I have received only one *real* response: a rejection notice. I've had less than a dozen automated responses saying their computers have received my resume. Many dozens of others never responded in any way whatsoever.

    This is in sharp contrast with my situation 4 years ago, when I had just landed a great programming job, and I still had recruiters calling me at work every week practically begging me to come work for this or that other company.

    Yet it seems almost exactly like the boat I was in ten years ago, fresh out of college with a BS degree in CS, and despite all my job hunting I couldn't find anything besides measly clerical temp jobs. I eventually settled for working at a fast food place. (Sigh)--maybe I should go renew my food handler's permit...

  148. Re:Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D' by pubjames · · Score: 2

    Yeah, now we just need to get rid of mediocre CEOs who think that a full time software engineer should also be able to do the full time jobs of a sysadmin and web designer.

    Did I say that? No, I didn't.

    The point of my post was that there have been a lot of people who wouldn't cut it as professional graphic designers or programmers who have managed to make a good living during the dot-com boom as "web designers", when in reality all they really know is HTML and understand a bit of Javascript. There are a lot of these people around, and frankly they are just mediocre people doing a realively simple task. That's one reason why they're having so many problems getting work now the dot-com boom is over.

  149. It's Not Really All That Bad by thelizman · · Score: 1

    Here in the Silicon Desert alot of jobs have dried up, but mostly they were the bubble gum and popcorn type positions. I'm a lowly technician (mostly because I don't have a sheepskin attesting to my programming prowess), and I've watched the number of available advertised positions drop from some 20 a day to scarcely 1 a day (monster.com, dice.com, azcentral.com, jobbing.com, etc). However, hard core technoworkers like C programmers, sysadmins, and the like still have jobs a plenty. Since the .com bubble burst, tech businesses had to get realistic about their expenses.

    I for one am lucky enough to still be young. I've always wanted to go into the military, but have managed to allow myself to be lured away by the easy money of the job market. Having wasted 8 years chasing .com rainbows, I've decided to instead go into one of the few recession proof occupations around. I figure, either way I'd wind up shooting people, but this way it'll be with the blessing of the American government (note: given my computer experience, it's likely I'll get stuck behind a terminal under a mountain somewhere).

    1. Re:It's Not Really All That Bad by Inthewire · · Score: 0

      Yep. USAF, DEP, coming right up. All the tech I want, with job security built in.

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      Writers imply. Readers infer.
  150. A different spin on this problem by christopherstroud · · Score: 1

    I have been experiencing the brunt of the economic downturn from another side. As a worker just entering the workforce, I am finding it impossible to get an entry level IT position due to the glut of more experienced candidates willing to work for less money. Right now, I work with no fewer than four really skilled programmers and a number of CS students at Old Navy. I feel really sorry for those who have to work menial retail jobs after doing something much more challenging and intellectually stimulating.

    1. Re:A different spin on this problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up and ring up kahkis

  151. New England is bad as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After a contract with IBM helping with logic testing on the Game Cube and other projects I got the boot with only two weeks notice. I did carpentry and painting for a few months but now found out my wife is pregnant. The biggest problem is that there are too many over qualified applicants for the few positions that open up. If it dosn't turn around soon I'll be screwed.

  152. Re:Delusions-Sales and Marketing by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 0

    If your Cisco Systems trying to sell small rack mount switches for $3,000 - $4,000 . And Juniper, Extreme, and others...come along for alot less, and start taking ur pie what do you do ??? Lay off the Engineers and programmers!! Yeah, that's it, its there fault, they demanded expensive components, and and and..... B.S. Good Sales ppl should be kept, Good programmers and Engineers should be kept . I saw crap Engineers and crap programmers kept, and All of the marketing maggots and sales maggots keep their jobs . Some "INCREDIBLE" ppl were let go becasue they had tactical options, tactical 401k, tactical salaries . Alot of this went down and is being used to de-value the labor force, and the H1-B's are just part of that . We got 30,000 Middle Eastern worker visas in this country that are expired, and the governments plans are to question them . Not deport them . The cheap labor is the key, the fact that the average H1-B can be pressured into working REALLY long hours . I can do 10 - 11 hour days, but doing the 13- 14 hours days 6 days a week like I saw some do at Cisco Systems, no not for the Suits playing their shell game that pumped and dumped and sold huge amounts of stock right before there released SEC filings . Its happened at MANY companies, it is going to continue to happen . The house and the senate prior to 9-11, even in the face of the DOT COM bust !!! VOTED... To DOUBLE, from 100,000 to 200,000 per year the number of migrant H1-B visa workers coming into the country per YEAR .... It passed by how much ???? 98-1 on the vote.... My god, when is the last time ANY vote got 98-1 in that corrupt flea ridden bag of lawyer perpetuating scum . Come to find out a professor at Univ. of Davis from Calif. went and complained to them, and called them out on the fact that the Tech Industry lobbied them with $22 million in cash ( and prizes, of the record ) on the record . 12 mill to the republicans 10 mill to the Dems So, if you want to know where your american dream went, it was sold . I want the ppl overseas to have jobs too, but here is the deal, you do not like americans in your countries workign high paying jobs, and actively seek to end it . Don't play the hypocite with me, and cry what a pig I am , we voted the senate and the house in to REPRESENT us . They are getting piad by us, to REPRESENT us . They are really little corporate whores , that will sell out at the drop of a hat . ...I need to calm down ... peace Out... Ex-MislTech

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  153. 10 yrs+ Cobol + Java by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    I saw one position (on Dice?) that wanted 10+ years of Cobol and Java. Like the number of people who have used both Cobol and Java professionally during the past decade can be counted on more than the fingers on one thumb.

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    For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
    1. Re:10 yrs+ Cobol + Java by betis70 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I have been doing that for the last 3 years. Strangely enough for a financial institution.

      I wonder if that was my company's ad.

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      I forget...are we at war with Eurasia or East Asia?
  154. As it should be eh? by chuckw · · Score: 2

    Yes, I'm probably over simplifying it here, but isn't that the way it should be? I mean, heck, I love doing tech work for the sake of tech work, but I don't expect to make any money from it. The real money in IT, IMHO, should be made in the pursuit of using IT as a leverage to make a business stronger and more efficient.

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    *Condense fact from the vapor of nuance*
  155. Take it from this techie, it SUCKS out there! by Ledfoot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, I'm a tech head. Hold a BS in Comp Sci from GA Tech, a Java certification, and 4+ years experience in Java and internet related technologies with lots of breadth. I was on a contract position which was supposed to last 6+ months. Well, the client changed their mind and nuked all the contractors after 3 months. That was mid-October. I've been out since then and am struggling. I know SOOOO many other programmers here in Atlanta that are out of work too. These are no "lightweights" mind you! The market just plain sucks.

    After 6 years of boom time where we were able to pick and choose companies and pay, now the tables are turned. I used to get 4-5 calls from recruiters a week back in 2000. Now I can't even get them to return my calls and answer my responses to their job postings! Companies are being VERY picky about who they bring in now. If you don't have EVERY skill they list on their want list, you're thrown in the trash. For instance, I've done DB2, Informix, SQL Server, MySQL, but NOT Oracle. As a Java developer, it really doesn't matter what the database is because you talk through JDBC. When I talk to recruiters though, and they say that the client is looking for somebody who has Oracle and I say that I have everything but and it would be no problem picking it up, they say "Sorry! No can do."

    Basically, it SUCK out there!

    BTW, if anybody knows of a position for a 4 yr Java Developer with server side experience..... Write me! makopack@yahoo.com

  156. Re:Amen to that, only incompetents are out of work by Andrewkov · · Score: 1
    come in at noon and play foosball in their slippers

    Maybe I should take that requirement off my resume..

  157. Other skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Programmers,
    In a world where more and more people are competant programmers, perhaps it would pay to be able to program and have some other skills. In the physics community (where the internet started) most custom programming isn't done by a programmer, but a physicist who just so happens to be able to program. Point is that just being a competant programmer was sufficient when no one could program, but now that librarians can write ColdFussion, SQL, and VB why would anyone pay a programmer who doesn't even know what a normalized database is (well, if they liked to spend a month migrating the database everytime there is a new application they might.)?

  158. Latest Effect of the Bursted Bubble. by porterhouse · · Score: 1

    IMO, this was very forseeable. Obviously this will offend a lot of people, but I personally think today's so-called tech skills have been grossly overvalued. How many people here know of (or are) the all too typical arrogant MIS manager, that really knows nothing about nothing, but since the general public has been convinced that the computer industry is so scary and complex, these people are held to God-like status. Let's be honest: how much do you really think you learned in your 3 month MCSE program? I've looked through the books. Believe me: not much. For example, a professional engineer in the United States must complete a minimum 4 year accredited engineering program, taking math courses harder than the math students' courses and science cources harder than...(you get the idea). Next comes 5 years of working experience, then comes two gruelling separate 8 hour exams. For all that , you can call yourself an engineer. Obviously similar stories can be told in other traditional professions. Now all of a sudden you think you're a "professional" because you took those ridiculously easy Cisco exams? Please. Please don't think I'm painting everyone here with the same brush, obviously there are many talented people in the IT area.

  159. My company in Dallas by DrWho42 · · Score: 1

    Things are strange here in Dallas.. The telecom market is bad bad bad.. I have one network admin friend who's been out of work since July.. I have another friend who works for a _very_ large ISP and just found out that he's about to lose his job, along with everyone else at the NOC.. But the company I work for is different.. Our business is in the semiconductor market, which has been the shitcan for quite a while now.. In the past year we laid off basically the entire manufacturing team, as well as numerous admin staff.. However we've been hiring engineers (software mostly) the whole time. I think this situation has served to generate some animosity towards the engineers on the part of the staff members who work upstairs... Such is life.

  160. Bad example... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They show the bad times for an MBA, not a true tech person with a Bachelors of CS. Most of their examples are just busniess degree. If they have a business degree then there are other lines of work besides the tech industry. Just more zdnet trolling...

  161. Grandpa walked 4 miles uphill in snow. Both ways. by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    That article was straight out of the 1970s.

    Today some people job hop, but many more people sign on for a project and move on when the project (or their part of it) is finished. If you stay on as a "staff programmer," not only do you not get the tasks that help you develop your skills (they go to experts brought on board for the project), you also have a harder time getting your next job because HR departments increasingly expect specialization.

    The older developers tend to be in project management or senior guru roles, something that takes much more time than any simple development task.

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    For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
  162. Too Hot for Slashdot by Baldrson · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This is an article submitted to Slashdot that got rejected. One would think that if anything is, this is news for nerds -- stuff that matters:

    The Associated Press reports that "U.S. companies and other groups applied for 342,035 H-1B work visas in 2001, up 14 percent from 2000, before the economy tumbled.", "The number accepted also rose by 40 percent..." and "About half ... are for computer related jobs." The article cites research by UC Davis Professor Norman Matloff saying that "wages of computer programmers and engineers working in the U.S. on the visas are 15 percent to 33 percent lower than those of U.S. citizens".

    Mark Shevitz of VisaNow is quoted as saying, "I think it surprised everyone. All that you hear about in the media is these huge layoffs and the tech industry is just shedding workers."

    Finally, the article reports "Bay Area companies Oracle, Cisco Systems, Intel and Sun Microsystems were among the top users of the program in 2000, as were universities such as Harvard and Yale. The INS did not have numbers available on how many applications the companies filed last year amid layoffs.

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    BTW: It is illegal to use the H-1B program to lower wages from the rates prevailing in the absence of the program.

    Here's information posted by an anti-H-!B activist at another site:

    Additional information provided by an h1b activist (although I encourage people to avoid political action, there are far more effective things they can do with technology to deconstruct the edifice that did this to us because it is, after all, in existence because of technologists -- the real ones, not the Wired magazine ones):

    80% of the US public opposed H1-B expansion. Part of what makes the bill increasing H1-B Visas so unusual is that it was so unpopular and was passed with very, very little debate.

    Zazona is the most comprehensive site on the H1-B issue. Corrective legislation is now in a US congressional Committee. The philosophy of HR 3222 has been supported by a diverse group that includes Buchanan Supporters, Nader Supporters, and the National Urban League. HR 3222 is a compromise-it roles the level of new H1-B Visas back to 1998 levels and puts in place an unemployment adjustment mechanism.

    H1-B Visa expansion was advocated by the ITAA. Organized opposition to H1-B includes:the AEA and the Programmers Guild.

    You can Look at H1-B applications by company,state,city. You can write your Congressional representatives if you have a problem with the current H1-B situation. You can also write your state representatives. The only aspect of the H1-B issue that is in state jurisdiction is use of H1-B labor at state institutions. However, state representatives are influential in their parties-if your state representative writes a letter to congress it could mean a lot.

    1. Re:Too Hot for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because Slashdot only hires H1-Bs

    2. Re:Too Hot for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought this was one of the better posts I have seen here for a while.

  163. Original poster was correct by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think you havea good point about a company needing good marketing - however, if a company is failing then wouldn't it make sense to adjust the marketing dept. first? After all, as you say a good or bad product can benefit from good marketing so that should be the area of first concern. If the product itself is just bad you can at least try to use the people there to fix it, though you may need to get people who know what they are doing to lead them.

    As for my own experience, in any company I've been at I would have said laying off lots of the marketing and middle management types would have been a lot more healthy than laying off the technical staff. Almost all technical staff I've worked with have been very productive and done good work, which I've seen a lot of slacking or just simply inept (some actually creating MORE work than if they were not there through needing to fend off poor ideas on the tech side) marketing people in my day.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  164. Make a career out of learning new skills. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm on my third job since March 2000 and in each case the company failed out from under me. I found that while I could sell the skills I had I've also had to learn totally new technologies each time to stay afloat.


    I started out as trainer and MCSE and VB programmer, then changed jobs and was eventually doing Unix system administration, heavy HTML and Javascript (coding the front end for an app), and picking up Java as fast as possible to get into Java programming. When I changed jobs again I used my Unix, HTML, and Java experience to get the job and had to pick up PL/SQL and even more Java. There were/are months when I'd work all day and then come home and code all night just to learn some new technology. I'm still scraping by on a below-average salary for what I'm doing, but that's the trade off to get the experience. At least I'm working.


    The job market really sucks, but you also have to be adaptable. You also have to take every opportunity to learn new things because your next job could depend on it. This isn't so much advice for the hard-core programmers and sysadmins out there because you probably do this already. I.T. is not an industry where you can learn a set of skills and then make a career out of it. What you make a career out of is learning itself.


    After my last brush with unemployment I've started working on a CS degree at night and I've latched onto a minor Solaris box as an administrator, which I'm going to use for all it's worth to learn LDAP and NIS.

  165. What happened to those "make $70,000 in IT" ads? by oplspopo112 · · Score: 1

    Whats funny is all the get rich quick IT training companies are folding up.
    Whats sad is all the people who still think they can get a MCSE or CCNA and get a job, much less a job for more than $25,000.

  166. Oh how cruel! Oh how true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a web design/production specialist? Can you make me a site like Slashdot then? Can you create a site on top of a clients in-house created CRM system? Can you create a site with a single point of data entry, but output in HTML, WAP, and WebTV format using XML and XSL? I would have thought a professional web designer with so many years experience would know these things... Or are you really just a mediocre graphic designer that knows HTML and a bit of Javascript?

    Oh how cruel! But I like it!

  167. So? by Restil · · Score: 2

    I took a job at UPS for the same reason. I recently quit because it wasn't where I wanted to be. However, just because the jobs aren't available does not mean you can't MAKE the job. Contract consulting isn't such a bad game. And you can purchase the monthly benefits that are so coveted with typical employment. So that might mean you can't live the lifestyle you're used to, but at least the subject of the article was able to go 8 months on savings before getting desparate. At least he seems like a smart guy. At least he's not afraid to swallow his pride and get a job, even if its less than desireable.

    Why he's embarrased about it, I'll never understand. Its work. Its money. I used to love telling people I was a supervisor at UPS when they witnessed some technological marvel I was working on or had produced. With the resulting shock and explaination that I should consider a career change, I ask them if they're hiring. The subject doesn't typically come up again.

    Its not all bad. The blue collar industries are delighted to get a flood of competant employees during a downturn. People who are used to working 80 hour weeks make wonderful workers. They show up every day, they never complain about working too much.

    -Restil

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  168. Washington Post by jeff13 · · Score: 1

    Here, try actual journalism Slashdotters.
    The Washington Post

    The Young And the Jobless
    By Carrie Johnson,
    Washington Post Staff Writer
    Monday, February 11, 2002

  169. Re:Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D' by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

    Many of them are from non-techy backgrounds, often design or Mickey Mouse degrees like Media Studies.

    You're right on about the web development industry. Professional shops who've been doing it since before '99 were probably a little better prepared for the current slump, so hang in there. I have a friend who runs a 5-man web design shop, and they're now hustling to catch up on the "harder" aspects of web development, ie databases, online ordering, etc. It's a tough business right now, but they're pros and they know how to compete.

    I worked for that company when I was in high school, long before the web boom, when their core business was interactive CDROMs and video production. I was grateful for the opportunity to work on "Mickey Mouse" stuff like banging out HTML, as it was just the opportunity I needed to get into Perl, C, and networking. While not every one of your hires will have the skills and experience you're looking for right off the bat, I hope you'll keep your eye out for motivated young guys who want to learn. They just might turn into the star coders you need.

  170. Re:The only "laid" a techie can ever get! by MrNv · · Score: 1

    Everything is ok here @ AOL Time Warner. Sad post

  171. Thank you very much, ALGORE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for inventing the Internet and giving this moron a voice.

  172. I was laid off in L.A. for four months in 2001.... by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1

    I got a month's severance pay. Unemployment in California is a massive $230.00 a week! The COBRA payments for my family's health insurance (court ordered) were $797.00 a month. You do the math. I survived by selling lots of stuff, living frugally (and I mean cutting out EVERY unnecessary thing), and sending out literally 500 + resumes. I finally found a job 500 miles away in Tucson that has five times the work for 75% of the pay. Now my credit is beyond shot (I'm barely staying out of bankruptcy), and some weeks I still have pocket change for $$. In a way it's funny when a credit card company calls up and demands 400 bucks and you have 40 cents in your checking account....then they wonder why I'm lauging out loud on the phone. But...I had a wonderful girlfriend (who is now my wife), who shared her house, her food and her money with me. I start a new job in L.A. on 3/1 that pays more then I was making before all this happened (and they recruited me!). My advice? Keep hanging in there...there is a light at the end of the tunnel...just make sure it isn't attached to a freight train!

  173. Meet the rest of us regular slobs by electroniceric · · Score: 1
    I agree with your reaction. At the same time, I was hit by the very self-pitying tone of the article.

    "It's so hard, I lost all my status and my high-paying job and now I'm here with all the other (holding nose) regular slobs."

    Welcome to the rest of the world - most people do throw mail, flip burgers and stock shelves. That's in this country, in others jobs are fewer and worse . Yes, it is very hard to be back out money and feel like the progress you worked so hard for was snatched away. With persistence and a litte luck, you'll make it back up. Just lay off badmouthing the people who do the grunt work, and try to learn from being outside the air conditioning of corporate tech work.

    No kudos to the ZDNet editors who spun their woes so sensationally, either.

  174. Working, or reading Slashdot? by Drunken+Philosopher · · Score: 1

    I still have a good job, even after a disconcerting number of layoffs in my old department (which no longer exists), and a couple of rounds in my new department. Then it occurred to me-- what the hell am I doing reading Slashdot, when I'm supposed to be working on the new release? If you still have a job (and you're currently "on the clock")-- get to it!

    --

    "There is a diminishing return on caution."
  175. Re:Amen to that, only incompetents are out of work by ebh · · Score: 1
  176. Let me get this straight.... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 0

    So basically you want the government to save your ass and thus your cushy IT jobs?

    For a minute there I thought you were an 80's industrial auto worker speaking there for a minute instead of a supposedly upwardly mobile highly educated IT professional.

    --
    Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
    1. Re:Let me get this straight.... by erroneus · · Score: 2

      So basically you want the government to save your ass and thus your cushy IT jobs?

      In a word, YES!

      There was a time when businesses treated their employees, their PEOPLE, as investments. Treat them well, they perform well. If you need a new skill, pay to have someone trained to the task.

      Somehow businesses stopped trusting its own people. Somehow this idea disappeared when flashy salemen showed the beancounters how they can save gobs of money by abusing the H1B system. There are so many cases of H1B fraud that fraud is the rule and not the exception. Suddenly, the notion of instant gratification naturally agrees with business people wanting to save money.

      This shift represents a business perspective of its people from being assets to being liabilities. It's immoral.

      Back to us wanting the government to save our asses? YES! I want the government to save our asses because THAT is their job! The U.S. economy has gradually failed because its government has been serving business interests too often at the expense of hundreds of thousands of tax payers. Where will those people get work? How will they pay taxes? How will they vote? Yes, they should save our cushy asses. The constitution says the function of the federal government is to promote the general welfare.

      If they put more U.S. American citizens back to work, then they would certainly be meeting that basic basic function -- promoting the general welfare.

      And there's more... with improved U.S. economy, the world will follow... just as it always has.

    2. Re:Let me get this straight.... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 0

      What world have you been living in? When did businesses EVER trust and truly value their own employees? During the 50's? Jebus man.

      --
      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
  177. Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I graduated in 2000 with a BS in CS from an accredited big 12 school, decent gpa. I barely got a temporary job, and have been working them since.

    Of the last 3 entry-level jobs that I stood really good chances of getting, I have lost them to someone with a Masters degree, Doctorate, and a Masters with 15 years experience. These are all entry-level jobs in the Kansas City area, too.

    It's a glutted market and it's hard everywhere. If you don't have a job offer on the table by the middle of your graduating semester, assume for the worst. (Lots of options are available, military service, taking the necessary classes to become a secondary education teacher, graduate school). It's tough everywhere, be flexible about it, there is no cure-all that will fix everything. Hell one of my friends that graduated top of his class with a Chemical Engineering degree went to work for Goodyear. Now he's selling insurance for a small company.

    As for internships, with my degree, and almost 2 years of experience, right now I'm filling an internship position to pay the bills. After this ends...

    Good luck in school, and remember, your last semester gpa does not matter, so drink it up!

  178. Since when is a true tech defined by a CS degree? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spare me... I have been doing intermediate to high level "tech stuff" for 10+ years and hold a degree in PoliSci. Everything from IT/IS Manager of smaller firm to do it all web designer/master/manager/artist/coder and all the support jobs you can think of in hardware and software... both as a journeyman contractual employee and as a full time employee averaging 2 years+ per job and leaving on my terms.

    It's bull to think that CS degrees confer instant tech status. In fact, until VERY recently, CS degrees were frowned on over experience and outside certs... most CS degree holders are 2+ years out of date and have been ingrained in one or more industry no-no practices by their professors.

  179. I Must Protest by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    > There is no point in half assing life. Either bust ass or get out. This is weak.

    I find I must protest your implication. His implication is not to "half-ass" life, but to expend less of his life on his job. At the expense of financial reward, he's getting more time to spend on things other than his job. If he chooses to spend that extra time watching TV, that's his choice. I wouldn't do the same (actually, I don't do the same) but this does not necessarily mean he's a layabout.

    I've had a lot of people tell me that I could do better than I have if I'd get a job at a bigger company, but since money is only a part of what I want to get from life, I'm instead working for less of it. In trade, I get to work at a great little company serving a niche market, making decent money doing what I love doing. If you think that means I'm "half-assing" my life, my sons and my instruments will disagree with you.

    Virg

  180. Re:Amen to that, only incompetents are out of work by HeyPunk · · Score: 1

    >come in at noon and play foosball

    heh heh... you've obviously been to Verio.

  181. average is like $55K by peter303 · · Score: 2

    The average 401K isn't very large. People with families and average paying jobs save just enough for the match if they can spare at all.

  182. Especially at Nortel. by sideshow · · Score: 1
    Again, a person showing technical ability but happens to have been in a managerial position... why? Because most people (not you) realize that when management gets the axe, the people under them have already gotten it.

    My dad was laid off from Nortel last year along with 20,000 other people. They didn't pick and choose who was worth saving. My dad was a device driver programer and his project was axed. He was laid off. His boss was laid off. It went all the way up to headquaters and a few levels up there got axed.

    --

    Hollow words will burn and hollow men will burn.

  183. This situation is harder for disabled people... by antdude · · Score: 2

    For one thing, I have multiple physical disabilities and IT is my field. What frustrates me is that others and I can't find a job because employers are afraid to hire us. They think we can't handle the job because of our physical abilities. I read that about 80% of U.S. citizens with disabilities are unemployed (from a few years ago and I am sure it is worse now). Yes, there are laws but we're are still being discriminated with almost every employers.

    --
    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  184. health insurance is pricey by peter303 · · Score: 2

    Escpecially as you get older. A new-brand insurere like ACM or Blue cross is about $120 * age-in-years per year when all the deductables and co-pays are factored in. Someone in their 50s may be looking at $6-7K per adult in their family. 20-somethings may just need a couple thousand a year.
    If you buy something from one those street-poster ads, or a company you never heard of, you will never get a claim paid. Matt Damon's movie Rainmaker is about this.

  185. Reading Comprehension by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    > Both may be more physically demanding then what you are used to, but still will be a paycheck.

    Good reading. He's got a job, you dimwit. And, since it's a part time, $5.50/hr convenience store job, I'd have a hard time saying he feels any particular job is "beneath" him. I find it easier to believe you're just more full of bluster than comprehension.

    Virg

  186. Europe vs. North America by abigor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I live in Canada, so I'm familiar with the NA situation. What's it like in European IT centres (London, Amsterdam, Dublin, etc.)? Let's say I wanted to find a contract as a Java or C++ programmer, with lots of Linux/Unix experience (I'm not a web programmer). What's the deal over there?

    In NA, it's a funny situation: there are a LOT of web people out of work (Flash, Javascript, etc.) but there is still plenty of work in the higher-end tech stuff (C++, Java esp. J2EE, and so forth). It seems like there is still something of a shortage of programmers -- I still get calls from headhunters, though not like before, I admit -- and the people who are really hurting are the web developers.

  187. WERD UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Totally agree with you! Keep on keepin' on, brother.

  188. Re:Middle Class by Rayonic · · Score: 2

    I'm glad I'm not the onlt one noticing the dissapearence of the Middle Class.

  189. what employers really want by burris · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The job keeps him on a regular schedule, which he deadpans is "better than waking up and picking the lint out of my belly button."
    What employers really want: someone who will work like a dog without constant supervision.

    I have ten years of OO design and development experience, but I don't have a degree. As you can expect, I've been out of work for a while and couldn't seem to get anyone to even call me back. One company did call me back. After the preliminary interview I had a second one with the CTO and DirEng. When they asked me what I had been doing I didn't have to say "Sitting around on my ass, mostly." Instead I pulled out my latest project, a little portable device built out of off-the-shelf embedded computer components and held together with some C++ and Python I wrote (not unlike the popular car MP3 player projects.)

    Guess what? I got a job doing embedded development work at my old salary despite not having any real embedded experience at all! In part because I was able to demonstrate that I am resourceful, creative, and hard-working, even when nobody is holding a carrot/whip over me. That is what employers want.

    So write some software, build some hardware, do something, anything, to differentiate yourself from the hordes of people who have been catching up on playstation between jobs.

    burris

    1. Re:what employers really want by coyote-san · · Score: 2

      I hate to burst your bubble, but the real reason for your success was that you were able to get in front of the CTO and DirEng.

      Get me in front of the people actually doing the work, and my success rate at turning interviews to offers is very high. Same thing with my friends. But that doesn't mean squat when you're forced to deal with clueless HR people. Hell, a friend of mine was basically told to expect an offer, but the HR person sat on it and wouldn't talk to either him or the project manager for weeks! The HR person didn't give a damn about slipped schedules, poor morale (since this open position was forcing people to function in roles where they weren't comfortable), etc.

      --
      For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
  190. Re:Since when is a true tech defined by a CS degre by tlh1005 · · Score: 1

    I was with you until your last comments... this all dates back to a few previous threads here, "to have or not to have a CS degree". What do you suggest people do if they want to be a part of this industry, listen to you rather than professors? Your comment seems to generalize all of us who have a CS degree to be stuck in problematic practices and out of date. 2+ years out of date as opposed to what, a person who works and doesn't have a degree?? You seem to make the assumption that no learning is done outside of the classroom? Have you forgotten the fact that many CS degree candidates Co-Op in order to get the experience you talk about? So what, is a CS degree gonna be the second hated thing to Slashdotters next to to MS??

  191. This does not have to be bad by jamesconf · · Score: 1

    I have been laid off for 7 mouths now, during that time I have gone back to collage, learn two new programing langs... and used up all my saveings. And working at WalMart but I actuly am haveing a lot more fun now then I ever did before. Of cours when I start to rember that I could of made what I get now for a month in a weeek I get a little down but oh well.

    1. Re:This does not have to be bad by Scottl_h · · Score: 1

      As long as you've gone back to "collage" (sic) - be sure you sign up for remedial spelling classes. Maybe you can't find a job because your friggin ILLITERATE!

      --
      Excessive drinking is fine...in moderation.
    2. Re:This does not have to be bad by majestyk2000 · · Score: 0

      "because your friggin ILLITERATE"

      No need to point out the irony...but I did anyway.

    3. Re:This does not have to be bad by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      As long as you've gone back to "collage" (sic) - be sure you sign up for remedial spelling classes. Maybe you can't find a job because your friggin ILLITERATE!

      Just FYI, a lot of the best programmers I know are dyslexic, or have problems with spelling and grammar.

      English Language ability (even for native speakers) is not a good metric. Hardcore logic ability, and problem solving abilities, however, are.

      Simon

      --
      Coming soon - pyrogyra
  192. Where I live by rosewood · · Score: 1

    Where I live (USA) in today's newspaper alone there are 5 adds for experienced linux techs and tons for others. Ive inquired about them all but all require a college degree (4of5 in anything the 5th wants CS/CI but I told them im working towards a spanish / italian major and they said if I was getting it in may, id be in). There are quite a few other non l33test tech jobs available here as well

  193. Oh BOO HOO by sp1k3r · · Score: 1

    I'am a Unix sysadmin I have no degree just alot of hands on. I live in Northern VA. No problems finding jobs here. The key was when I got out of the Air Force I didn't just go get the best paying job. When you take a job and the CEO is 18 you might want to think twice.

    1. Re:Oh BOO HOO by Dysan2k · · Score: 1

      Unix admin/Programmer/networks here with boatloads of experience, and I've been out of work for over 3 months now. West TN has NO jobs around currently. We had a job fair here last week and about 60% of the people there were IT. Honestly there were people there in the booth's that were straining to run off IT's since so many had come by to talk to 'em. It's getting WAY too rough out there. I'm really beginning to think I'm going to have to work on my fry-handling techniques or something. Geez, give me a dang palette to load!

      --
      -What have you contributed lately?
    2. Re:Oh BOO HOO by Inthewire · · Score: 0

      Where are you? Memphis is dead.
      Maybe they're hiring out at FedEx, but I don't think so - lumpers aside.

      --


      Writers imply. Readers infer.
  194. Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am not sure what to say. Having worked with people with rather severe disabilities in order to get them up and running on a computer and productive again for their company, I feel for your plight.

    However, while it may be discrimination, put yourself in their shoes for a moment. The economy is tight. Disabled people on a full time staff raise group rates for insurance, have more away time typically due to healthcare and personal needs, have additional equipment needs and facilities needs in the office, and are some times less productive (volume) than a fully enabled person.

    I am truely torn as on the one hand I feel that people with born or gained disabilities should be made comfortable and as productive/happy in life as possible, protected by law, etc... On the other, I do not understand why companies cannot hire whom and who they want doing their work...

    1. Re:Hmmm... by antdude · · Score: 2

      Yes, we should have equal opportunities to work like anyone else. Even during dotcom days (I miss them), it took me over seven months to get my first full-time employment in 1998. I am still considered an entry level because I only have 2.25 years/27 months of full-time professional experiences (I am not counting part-time jobs, volunteer work, etc.).

      Right now, I have been unemployed for over ten months. :(

      --
      Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  195. What a load... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The IT job market is the best it has been in a decade. Companies are seeking and rewarding highly qualified applicants. It's the no - talent, degreeded but unable CS degree folks left out in the cold along side the incapable "techies" with degrees in like Art who call themselves techies but are as useless as tits on a bull.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  196. Fundamental Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are several problems with this article besides its fundamental sensationalism and straying out of the technical realm, but I only have one big problem with it. What big whiners!!! To me, a job is a job, whether you like it or not. Sure, the cream is if you get to do something you like and were trained for, but all work has value to me. Of course, I'm not overly impressed with degrees either since most of the people I know who are the movers and shakers tend not to come from the Ivy leagues. Besides, I think that people are more creative when they are forced out of their comfortable cocoon and that the best things come that way.
    Lisa
    lisa@radiomind.com

    1. Re:Fundamental Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This coming from a girl who works for a company that just declared protection status under Ch. 11. Nice... ROFLMAO

  197. Hey, I just got Hired today In fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep... right here in NY... I have a fresh new CS degree from the UofI in Urbana and this is my first job. I am to be programming Flash modules for a new .com site here in Manhattan. The pay is okay (better than my last job in McDonalds back home) and it lets me eat and pay my rent on my 450sq foot loft in the Bronx. I only have to work 80+ hours a week, and they pay for the subway and provide me with all the Jolt I want. In fact, in 3 years I am optioned into the 401K and get a share of the profits and stock options.

    The cool thing is my CEO and boss is an uperclassman from my old school. He plays alot of quake on the net, so I know he is cool and can get this show on the net. I am so stoked!

    1. Re:Hey, I just got Hired today In fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you loose your job and become homeless, writing flash is the work the of the devil. Thx.

    2. Re:Hey, I just got Hired today In fact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      80+ hours a week? I think you'd be better off working at McD. They actually pay overtime.

      No, seriously, take the job, ride out the recession and next year leave the cheap MF'er.

      I find that companies in Manhattan think they only people who deserve money are TV personalities, lawyers and doctors. Everybody else is whaleshit.

      Have fun and bang a few hot ones for me.

  198. Laid off! by lanner · · Score: 1


    I was just laid off two weeks ago, in Denver Colorado. Entire company went down! About 30 people. Maximum Charisma Studios, www.maximumcharisma.com, and www.mcszone.com. I think website and stuff are still there. Some systems property is being sold to a company in Asia, so our "product" (maybe byproduct) is still kind of going. The public is not really aware of what is going on.

    Need me a J-O-B, in the gaming industry!

  199. Re:Amen to that, only incompetents are out of work by Tony+Tastey · · Score: 1

    Really, have you been out looking for work lately? Because I've got 2+ years of c/c++ development under my belt, and I've only managed to get one interview in the three months since I got laid off. There just aren't many jobs out there.

  200. colorado springs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is just as bad as every other tech city mentioned probably... i haven't had a tech job in a year, not since usa.net...

    most kids like me have been hopping from call centre to food job and back again as much as we can stand each one before walking out...

    and call centres don't give rip about your education or experience, you probably could put that you frigging *wrote* UNIX all by yourself and that you have a PhD in mathematics and they'd be like, "hmm, but how much sales experience do you have???" drives me insane.

  201. IT Jobs in Hell are Booming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep! A recent report from satanicnews.com states for a fact that if you sell your soul to satan, you can have the best *nix job imaginable with free soda and pizza, a QIII tournament every day, and half naked *nix guru chicks to wipe the perperation from your beaded brow as you work dilligently at hacking your kernel of choice.

    I don't know where all this negativity comes from... I am going to hell and get me one of those jobs!

  202. Just call me mudd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I just quit my job today... damned Verizon tech support managers... they wanted me to actually work on fixing a customer problem! Damn dirty apes!

  203. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude at least you got a job. I know people who graduated with higher gpas (from MIT) and similar experience who are still looking.

    And no they didn't turn their noses up on work that was 'beneath' them.

  204. This is what happens... by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2
    ... in a recession. A real recession, not the minor dip that the economy took in the early 90's, but the drawn-out crap-fest that was the mid-70's and early 1980's.

    For the daily dose of lies, damn lies, and statistics, here's a link to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which keeps tabs on the US unemployment rate, among many other numbers. The current rate (5.6%) is historically low; between Sept. 1974 and March 1988, it did not go below 5.6%. Now that's a dry spell for ya.

    As for IT, I got out of consulting last year; when I had lunch with my firm's recruiter, I told her that IT consulting was a dying field, and when she mentioned something about going back to school to become a teacher I said 'go for it'. I think she did... more power to her.

    --
    I'd have a personalized plate on my car, but "toxic bachelor" won't fit into 7 letters.
  205. Personally Witnessed Massive Techie Lay-offs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I worked at Intel (one of their software development houses in the mid-west) up to January 2001. I was actually part of a cross-platform Linux/Win32 apps group. In Jan. 2001 we were scheduled to move to a new building, but instead the division lost some 500 employees (myself included) due to budget cuts (now the new building sits half-empty with some of the tightest security systems installed I've ever seen ;-)

    In addition to that, several other semi-local (one state over) businesses layed off large numbers of people (IBM and TI). Due to this, I, and many of my friends and former coworkers, found themselves in dire straights with poor job-outlooks. Perosnally, I spent nine months without work (and I didn't have a 401k or any real savings due to an automobile accident the previous year that wiped out my savings).

    I eventually got lucky and found a job at a major University as a minor SysAdmin, making a fraction of what I was being paid before ($15/hour, but with benefits).

    So, yes, things are really bad out there. If you are a techie and still have a decent job right now, consider yourself very lucky!

    (signed annonymously and with no reference to locations because, in spite of the massive decrease in pay, I do feel very fortunate that I have my job, and my current manager was actually a friend who pulled some strings just to get me it)

    1. Re:Personally Witnessed Massive Techie Lay-offs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to venture a guess that this was at Intel of American Fork, UT. I worked there up until Feb 2001, when a lot of people were laid off (i don;'t know about 500, but it was a lot)

      Actully, I wonder where this school is, because I'm now back at school myself until this tech-slump is over.

  206. A Job?!? by mcrbids · · Score: 2
    Honestly, it's somewhat difficult for me to relate to this phenomena... I've not had a "job" in over 10 years.

    I work independantly. I've owned retail stores, done numerous service-type businesses, and now work as a freelance programmer.

    Life has never been easy, but it's never been impossible, either. Generate something of value that people want or need, let people know you have it, and people will buy. It doesn't matter whether you are writing software, building information systems, or cleaning carpets.

    The hard part is to always keep your eyes open and look for something of value that you can deliver that somebody else will pay for.

    Ask people you barely know questions like "If I could NNN, would you pay XXX for it? How many would you buy, and why?".

    Or, "What is it about NNN that you find most compelling?". The answers often surprise.

    Once you get that figured out, $40 at the local kinko's will get you some business cards - then it's just a matter of communicating to prospective clients.

    --
    I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  207. sorry i cannot resist by madmag · · Score: 0

    a beowolf cluster of unemployed techies!

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    --
    If Microsoft is the solution, I want my problems back
  208. Re:Amen to that, only incompetents are out of work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, that's not true. I consider myself a true techie (cross-platform application developer perfectly comfortable in Linux/Win32/MacOS/*nix/etc. with some 15 years experience), and yet I found I was out of work for 9 months (previous job was an app. developer at an Intel software house). I now have a job again, but it's as a small sysadmin (under other sysadmins) at a Univeristy making a fraction of what I had made previously. (See my other rant here)

    No, things are really bad right now. It's hit posers and wannabes as well as the real, seasoned professional. If it hasn't hit you, you should feel very lucky.

  209. Health insurance is cheap - when young/healthy by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    Health insurance is remarkably affordable, if you lie about your medical history.

    The problem is that insurance companies are so risk adverse that they'll take minor things and blow them up into life-threatening illnesses. I could go into a doctor today, have a complete physical, and be told that I'm in pretty good shape except for slightly elevated cholesterol - something I'm already addressing with changes in diet and exercise. But to the health insurance providers, I'm completely uninsurable for two separate reasons, both minor and both years ago, and only have insurance because I qualified for the state's uninsurable insurance pool. It's insane to say situational bipolar illness (basically, if the stress gets too high I start to show mood swings, so I've learned to control the stress!) or a viral infection that 99% of the rest of world has a childhood illness with no ill long-term effect puts me in the same risk category as late-stage AIDS patients and recent cancer survivors, but according to the insurance companies it does.

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    For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
  210. Oh my by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    This guy makes me mad. he's not laid off. He has a job, something I'd love to have, and at 13 bucks an hour too! 8 months unemployment? I'll only get 6. 401(k)? No way in hell was I tapping that. factor in the withholding and the taxes and it's all gone anyway. Cry-babies like this need a real clue.

  211. Is this a sign of the times? by Sex+Tourist · · Score: 1
    Last month I went to a computer fair to buy a new Linux machine. In one box was an assortment of about 30 books, all brand-new, with their covers on. Next to them was a sign:


    All O'Reilly Windows NT books - $10

  212. Re: Torturous interviews? by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    I agree with your main point, but you say you've *never* been in a job interview that you thought was "torturous"? All I can say is count yourself very lucky!

    I can remember several that were painful. One was at Mastercard, some years ago. I was being interviewed for a support position, but the portion of the interview related to my PC knowledge and troubleshooting skills was a 2 minute long thing where they sat me down in front of a Windows '95 PC and asked me how to "select a file" and "shut down the computer properly".

    Then, I got escorted into a training room where I was given over an hour's worth of psychological exams, including this ridiculous "personality profile" where I was asked to circle adjectives that I thought described my behavior, and cross out ones that didn't describe me. (I was supposed to mark words in some other way if I didn't know what they meant, or thought they were made-up words.)

    What the hell was that crap supposed to prove? Anyone with a little common sense could circle the words (like "motivated", for example) that management would like to see - and it would really have no bearing of whether or not the interviewee possessed those attributes!

  213. A Techie is a High Level Language by Rob+Cebollero · · Score: 1

    for their boss to program with (you may replace 'program' with 'network' or whatever is appropriate). Thats what the job boils down to. Content Management Systems, or at least the better (from a non technical user's standpoint) ones are the first steps in the replacement of the meat and bones HLLs with automation. The endpoint of the CMS (the name may change in the process) development cycle is the replacement of 'techies' with a system that can interpret concepts into code.

    Unless you are working for yourself, developing your own original concept which is intended to fulfill some need you alone have identified, you are just drawing on a knowledge base and using it to implement someone else's ideas and instructions into machine usable form. Functionally, this is no different than what a compiler does. You're the steering wheel: a most important part of the car yet not the driver, indeed not even the same kind of thing as the driver. I say this as a recoving 'techie' myself.

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    1. Re:A Techie is a High Level Language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, someone who gets it. You are so right.

  214. +5, Informative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Roofle. Owned. Scrub.

  215. Re:Amen to that, only incompetents are out of work by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 1

    Incompetents? Incompetents? Hah! I've got three-odd years of development experience in the usual things (C, Java, etc.), and I've been out of work for four months. I've been sending out 6 to 10 resumes per week, and I have yet to get a single interview. This is in an area where the local paper used to have more than five pages of tech-related job ads and now has less than one. Don't tell me that only the "fluff" jobs are in short demand. It's getting brutal out here.

  216. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by kmudrick · · Score: 1

    >>And no they didn't turn their noses up on work that was 'beneath' them I apologize if I came off that way, it wasn't my intention... I feel sorry for everyone who still doesn't have a job, its a crappy feeling. I get equally insulted when people say if you dont have a job its because you don't have any skill. Best of luck to your friends at MIT..

  217. head hunter index by bcomisky · · Score: 1

    I've been lucky to have enough work [consulting for engineering design (antennas), and scientific programming] through the economic downturn. I have noticed that in the last few months the number of emails and phonecalls from head hunters/recruiters has started to creep up. Maybe 3 or 4 in January, 1 or 2 December, and 2 in the year before that. These are targeted recruiting efforts primarily for RF/Antenna engineers, from all over the country, though maybe concentrated a little more in CA.

    So by this metric, the job market might be turning around. Any others notice similar trends?

    1. Re:head hunter index by RGRistroph · · Score: 1

      I've noticed a similar trend in the software area. About the same numbers -- 3 or 4 calls/spam last year, then 3 or 4 in December and 3 or 4 in January. The phone calls tended to be headhunters looking for someone with a specific skill for a specific job, not general resume trolling. All in the software area, which is where I work.

  218. Sorry, but I just don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Where are you based?

    A guy I used to work with made a similar argument when he was made redundant a few weeks ago. He claimed there was nothing around, that no-one was recruiting, and so on.

    And then the reality dawned.

    • He had been complacent and not maintained his skills, which were now significantly below average for someone with his experience and salary.
    • He wasn't prepared to commute if he could possibly avoid it; he certainly waasn't going to any of the three or four major tech cities within an hour.
    • He only went through agencies.

    Ironically enough, the same guy previously spent much time having a laugh at me because I valued skills and doing things properly, because I commute a significant distance to work, and because I usually only apply to jobs personally.

    I know another guy, similar experience in similar fields, also recently made redundant. He lives in somewhere more tech friendly, used his contacts and made an effort, and found a new job pretty easily.

    I'm also in the market myself at the moment, not redundant luckily, but certainly looking for a move. Strangely enough, by being prepared to make fair compromises, I'm having no trouble finding potential vacancies. I just don't expect to get paid twice what everyone else does, with zippo qualifications and limited experience, and have all the perks.

    There's a certain generation out there who "grew up" with massively overpaid web programmers flooding the market, and high salaries because skilled work was short. These people seem to think that this is normal, and that it's somehow unfair for them to have to actually do some work to find a job. Sorry, but it just doesn't work that way.

    While some people clearly have been genuinely unlucky in this climate and I have sympathy for them, I can't help thinking that many of those complaining are the freeloading types (MBAs, MCSE-wannabes, 2-minutes-of-HTML-and-I-deserve-to-be-rich kids) and they're just getting what's been coming to them for several months.

    Sorry about the rant, but this prevailing attitude is really annoying me now. I've worked very hard to get where I am, and watched freeloaders keeping up or exceeding me in pay and conditions for the past two years. I don't think it's an accident that I still have a job while the freeloaders are getting binned, and I don't accept the argument that there isn't work around, because all the evidence I can see says there is.

    1. Re:Sorry, but I just don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I personally feel I'm not one of those freeloading types. I've been in programming and system administration for many years now. My previous job was in cross-platform application development (Linux/Win32) at Intel. I was laid-off from that job Jan 2001, and some 500 others from my division lost their jobs as well. The lay-offs were pretty indiscrimate, some people I knew who were loaf-abouts lost their jobs, but most of the ones were like me: with a lot of experience and skills.

      I spent 9 months without work, and while my location may not have been Silicon Valley, there were three major tech companies with divisions in my general area (one was one state over, but only a 5 hour drive, and I was willing to relocate ;-) (BTW, the tech-companies were Intel, IBM, TI) So location wasn't my problem. My problem was that each tech-company had recently laid off many many people, and all of a sudden the market was flooded with skilled techies. I got lost in the crowd.

      And when I applied for jobs that would require relocation (difficult, as I have a family settled where I am now, but I was willing and desperate) I found that the job-markets elsewhere were flooded with able tech-workers, and that there was never any need for workers from elsewhere since they had so many locally.

      Now I'm working as a minor sysadmin in a major University, being paid a fraction of what I was, but very thankful to be employeed again.

      So it's not just the unskilled, or low-skilled now without work and prospects, it's a lot of people. (You can read my other rant about this here if remotely interested ;-)

    2. Re:Sorry, but I just don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>the freeloading types (MBAs

      Freeloading types? WTF? How do you get that? Most engineers couldn't market or sell a product if their life depended on it. They would get killed by sharks making shitty deals and end up with no $$$ and no roof over their heads.

      They may build the product but generally know jack-shit about anything related to business. The others sound like freeloaders (and most of HR is in this category).

    3. Re:Sorry, but I just don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to hear that; sounds like you really were unlucky enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Have faith; the rest of the world isn't in that state, and if you have skills, it can't be long before the demand for your services picks up again. When it does, you'll be in way ahead of the freeloaders.

    4. Re:Sorry, but I just don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Freeloading types? WTF? How do you get that? Most engineers couldn't market or sell a product if their life depended on it.

      Neither can most MBAs, sales directors or other "customer facing" guys in the current climate.

      I know of several local companies who are doing pretty well considering, and not one of them has MBA types running it. I also know of plenty going down the pan, and most are run by (a) overenthusiastic but inexperienced youngsters, or (b) high-flying MBA management types, who get in, screw up, get their bonus, and quit before the brown stuff hits the fan. Most of the screw-ups were entirely preventable, and the failure of the companies concerned can be attributed entirely to bad management.

      Look at it this way. A good development team with a half-decent product has a chance of making some money. A good marketing team with no product has no chance of making some money. No bad puns, please; I'll just reply with "And then they'll sue". :-)

    5. Re:Sorry, but I just don't buy it by xtremex · · Score: 1

      Where else do you get a tech job but through agencies?
      The job boards have postings by agencies. Don't say look in the NY Times, because there is NOTHING in there.

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    6. Re:Sorry, but I just don't buy it by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 0

      Ahem...

      At Cisco Systems, before me and 8,499 other
      ppl got canned, all of the medium to large
      sales went down with a Sales-Engineer
      attached to it . Several ONLY went thru
      becasue of their pressence, not the marketing
      puke, who did even understand what a VLAN is .

      The medium to large companies shelling out
      for $100,000+ infrastructure changes often
      send their engineers because they have been
      burned by marketing pukes in the past .

      I have been working in Tech since the VAX days,
      so don't think I am green and naive .

      I am nearly 40 years old .

      When Genuity went with Cisco for their Voip
      solution, Engineers helped make it happen .

      I am so TIRED of marketing ppl that think
      they sell the product, if the product does
      not sell itself then it is not worthy of
      purchase . The product is a reflection of
      the designers, and the engineers that work
      out the interoperation .

      Marketing, Sales, MBA's, you are little more
      than glorified car salesmen that have moved
      into Tech becasue there is alot of money in it.

      Idiotic MBA types are the ppl that ran alot of
      the DOT BOMBS, they ran them into the ground .

      Good example, the Engineers at 3dfx were
      originally primary control, once the suits
      and marketing ppl took over went on a all
      out marketing blitz instead of re-investing
      in the hardware, the company bombed .

      Broadband office, Zephion networks, the
      last ditch spin-off, if you want more
      got to www.fuckedcompany.com .

      The list is loooooonnnnngg .

      Peace...

      Ex-MislTech

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    7. Re:Sorry, but I just don't buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, I'll love to see what you say when you get canned... You've "...watched freeloaders keeping up or exceeding me in pay and conditions for the past two years". Umm, have you ever thought that they may have been better than you and that you've held your job more through good luck than good management?

      Dude, have a look at some of the other replies. There are plenty of *awsomely* talented, flexible and skilled people who've been dumped and can't find another job.

    8. Re:Sorry, but I just don't buy it by Tony+Tastey · · Score: 1

      Okay, so I have to qualify my skills now? I'm born and raised in Boston. I spent the past year implementing all the network logic (ie. http, rtsp, and rtp/rtcp handlers) for a streaming application server. Before that I made in-house modifications to Samba for another streaming server we did. On the side I was also the ClearCase admin, the build engineer, and I did some prototyping in Java. The job I had before that was writing display systems for air traffic control. Before that, I did a bunch of web back-end stuff in perl. Oh, and I've got a few modules up on CPAN.

      Convinced yet?

  219. Re:Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No joke. Coders think they know all and can do all.

    Malarky.

    They can't write their way out of a paper bag.
    They write like grade schoolers.

    But, they still can be arrogant idiots. No wonder dot.coms go under when they cut the non-coder members of the team.

  220. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
    I would have to disagree with you on that one, and have to say your comment was fairly pompous. Having just graduated with a CS degree last May, I found it *incredibly* tough to get my first "real" job.

    Having just graduated with a CS degree last May, you don't know what you're talking about.

    Of course people with no experience (or "3+ years", or 2 weeks, or whatever junior level) are having trouble finding work in the midst of economic slowdown and lass layoffs. What does that have to do with the context, which was "people who are actually useful"?

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  221. The Laid-off Techie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been working _steady_ in this industry for the past seven years in network operations for about 50 to 60 thousand dollars a year.

    I have worked for AT&T, IBM, major utilities (sp?) and major ISP's, can do no more when it comes to codeing than sh, grep, awk, sed, expect & a bit of perl (oh, and I know switches & routers; no certs tho) and I cannot understand how anyone with as much knowlege and experience as the average slashdotter has difficulty finding a _good_ job in the current enviorment.

    maybe I am wrong, but is evryone setting their sites too high?

    ./Anonymous Coward 'cause I like my job.

  222. Don't knock the H1-B workers... by dghcasp · · Score: 1

    We're the ones paying full social security taxes but not eligable for social security.

    We're the ones paying full unemployment insurance premiums but not able to collect unemployment if we get laid off.

    We're the ones keeping your so-called social system afloat!

    1. Re:Don't knock the H1-B workers... by base3 · · Score: 1

      Would you please point out the sentence in which I'm knocking the workers?

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    2. Re:Don't knock the H1-B workers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cry me a river.

      No one put a gun to your head and made you come to this country.

    3. Re:Don't knock the H1-B workers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cry me a river.

      No one put a gun to your head and made you come to this country.


      Yeah... and you're just lucky you were born here. Being "American" probably means dick to you -- something you pay lip service to, and jump up and down about, but ultimately you wouldn't risk anything to stay that way.

      Oh! Please! No! Don't shoot me! I'll become an Afghanistani! Yes, sir, Mr. Taliban.

      Whereas most of the people who got of their asses and got an H1b and MADE it to this country DO care. They'd be the first people to put the barrel of the gun in their mouth and say "Go ahead, Mr. Taliban. Make my day. I'll die as an American."

      YOU wouldn't know what that kind of commitment or passion for what is supposedly your country means.

    4. Re:Don't knock the H1-B workers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loser. You're not getting what it means to be an American.

      Putting a gun to your own head to die as an American? Are you nuts?

      How about pointing the gun at the Taliban guy and firing off a few rounds?

      Welcome to America. You've still got a lot to learn about being one.

    5. Re:Don't knock the H1-B workers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loser. You're not getting what it means to be an American.

      Putting a gun to your own head to die as an American? Are you nuts?

      How about pointing the gun at the Taliban guy and firing off a few rounds?


      The key assumption here is that neither the American or the person to whom being American actually means something (and is something that they have to work hard to attain, rather than being handed it on a silver platter) have a gun handy. Hostage situation.

      The point is: You were born here. You got it easy.

      Others weren't. They have to take a lot of risks, and go through a lot of shit to become an American.

      It means more to them than it could possibly ever mean to you.

  223. The other side of life by pkesel · · Score: 1

    I've posted below my last year's experience as a 10-year IT vet in the contracting market. I was laid off last spring and am now finishing an extended contract. I've got a verbal offer for my next job, so I'm one of the lucky.

    I've interviewed for four positions in the last two weeks. Two were a Java and server side developer. One an infrastructure C/C++, CORBA developer. The one I got the offer from is for a Senior Business Analyist.

    Each of the interviewers lamented that they had over 100 resumes to go through, and most of the people were kidding themselves. Some were dot-commers who had a year or two of client-side development and thought they made the web work. Others were java guys who thought they could solve real middleware problems inside a JVM.

    Many though, and two of the managers had the same comment, had no real enterprise-class experience. They had experience, but not with working in a large-scale, diverse environment.

    Skills only get you so far. So you're a certified Java developer, architech, or whatever. If all you've done is a notepad application you've not really seen much. If all you've done is one web site or a simple app it's not likely that you're going to manage on a business app with 300 tables averaging 25-100 million rows and 5000 users, all functioning in SEC, FDA, or FCC regulations.

    That's why in the job market Oracle experience trumps MySQL. It's why Weblogic or Websphere trumps Apache and Tomcat. And it's why HP-UX and Solaris trump Linux (for now). Most often when you've worked with the big, expensive tools you've seen a project worth knowing about.

    For those of you out there still looking, try to qualify your experience as well as quantify. Why is your four years of Java or web work worth talking about more than someone else's? What did your year and a half with a startup teach you, and why is that important to someone you're trying to get to hire you? Find that and make your resume tell it to whomever is looking at it.

    Skills are easy to come by. Character, insight, and work habits that make a good team member are harder to find. If you've got it, flaunt it! If not, work on that burger flipping technique. They're checking all your references, and a lot that you may not know about.

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    1. Re:The other side of life by The+Cat · · Score: 2
      Many though, and two of the managers had the same comment, had no real enterprise-class experience. They had experience, but not with working in a large-scale, diverse environment.

      "Large-scale, diverse environment" translates to "whatever you haven't worked with" in an interview.

      I worked on an n-tier system for 20,000 people as a member of a huge team once, and I guarantee you I wouldn't get hired.

      Skills only get you so far. So you're a certified Java developer, architech, or whatever.

      Can't you just hear the "so what?" after every word the candidate utters? Is there a point to this process?

      In other words, if you have already written the application they are developing, you're hired, but only long enough to upload your source.

      Most often when you've worked with the big, expensive tools you've seen a project worth knowing about.

      Otherwise, your knowledge is less than worthless. Shouldn't have wasted the time, or you should have bought the big expensive tools yourself so you could learn them and still not be qualified.

      Skills are easy to come by.

      That must explain the some 8,000 pages of technical books and seven years of work.

      Character, insight, and work habits that make a good team member are harder to find.

      ...and obviously far more important. As long as you are:
      1. Very intelligent
      2. Take the initiative
      3. Have years and years of experience
      4. Know every technology

      ..but put all that aside at will in order to agree with everyone even when they are wrong, then you are a "qualified team player." Otherwise, you're unemployed.

    2. Re:The other side of life by pkesel · · Score: 1

      It's sad, but your comments point out how many of the interviewers out there are incompetent or unqualified for what they're doing. They do themselves and their firms a disservice. There certainly are those out there who discredit everything the applicant says. At the same time, your responses also point out the animosity many applicants have toward the interviewers.

      Most of the time, if you're interviewing with the actual project or team lead, they need to have that position filled as badly as you need a job. They've got a deadline to meet or a problem to have solved yesterday.

      What you as an applicant represent is a risk of unknown quantity and quality. You're a risk to the project, the team's overall success, and to that hiring manager's career. The resume and interview process is nothing more than measuring that risk and lowering the consequences of the choice.

      As an applicant, that should be your object. Recognize the employer's risk and show that you can minimize it. Evaluate it objectively. Put your list of goods in the perspective of their risks and tell them how those items are going to reduce their exposure. When your list covers most of his risk, you get the job. But sadly, with most of the hiring people out there, they can't do the matching for you. That's what the interview is about.

      I've been working in IT since '92. I've had seven jobs. Three have been contracts in the last two years. I've had only about a dozen interviews, and three of them I've told them, "I'm not your man." I start my eighth position when this contract ends in three weeks.

      I think the key to my easy job hunting is recognizing the risk factor and objective analysis of my abilities. I'm not an ass-kisser or a bullsh*tter. I'm a 'WYSIWYG' kind of guy. I go for the jobs I think I can do and that I really want. When I get there I tell them why I can do it and how I'll go about it. And I do my homework on the company and the hiring manager before I get there, if I can.

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  224. I got a Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in June i was laid off from a cushy easy to do Job at Knowledgenet (A 'online' training co). It took me almost 6 months to get a new tech job. In that time i relied on family, Unemployment, and working a crappy but cool retail job at the the Ballpark (GO DBACKS!). I finally got a job as the only tech guy at a realeatate co. Pay is less then what KN was paying me (base+Salary) but the benifets are way better. Look outside of IT.. these people are easy to keep happy.

  225. One programmer I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    works behind a cocktail bar in the evenings. He says it helps him "get lucky" rather often.

  226. Globalism. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I just read this article, and it occurred to me that we have to be willing to deal with the export of better jobs. Otherwise we are simply taking the best of globalization and leaving the rest of the world with the worst.

    I don't want to evoke Schadenfreude either, but what is happening to the tech industry is the same thing that happened to all other production and manufacturing jobs over the past couple decades: the value of their work decreases as productivity of systems increases, as markets saturate, as margins thin, as processes become easier to automate. In a recession, the people who are really worth their weight in gold are people who can grow demand. That's why sales organizations, and those who work at a strategic level, get compensated so far beyond the rank and file, modulo a handful of hotshot engineers. I think it's wrong, mind you, but it's pretty much inherent in the way of things.

    But that link definitely moderated any sense of sympathy or pity I had for the lay-offees - and made me grateful for the fact that I'm enjoying a standard of living and security that, frankly, I don't inherently deserve.

  227. Re:Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D' by Lysander+Luddite · · Score: 2

    I find your reply demeaning. Of course developers should know XML systems if your infrastructure requires it. Specialists need to bring detailed information to a project. But to think that a project will succeed because of its infrastructure or other technical requirements and that if a team member doesn't know that they are somehow mediocre is the epitome of hubris.

    Are you going to have your developers create the page template? Is it your graphic designer? Is your graphic designer or backend developers going to conduct usabilty testing? Does your designer need to know SQL to design a web-based interface to modify your DB? Or do they just need to know what is possible and appropriate for each screen?

    I may have nobody to blame but myself for not having a job, but if I was going to interview for a web designer job I shouldn't be expected to know network administration, Java, COM, and SQL. I should know how to successfully communicate via the web. If I know HTML, XML, the principles behind database integration, browser limitations, DTDs, JavaScript and the like then I should stand a good chance of getting that job. That's because I know how the system works together, I don't need a specialized knowledge in HTML output via XSLT, that's what the developers are for.

    Thats what I tried to say. All I hear you say is you demand everybody know what your developers should know.

  228. Re: I don't see self-righteousness by symbolic · · Score: 2


    I see a bit of a reality check. For the people who lost their jobs and KNOW that all in all, there are no shortcuts, I'm tempted to exercise a little empathy. But for what the dot-bomb era brought us, I have none.

    I am STILL amazed when I think about how fast and furiously many of these companies burned through someone else's money. I'd say that for those whose skills were marginal, even non-existent at the time they were hired, they were living in a world every bit as phony as the companies themselves. Don't cry about it, just learn from it.

  229. I wish I were that lucky by gimlix2 · · Score: 1

    Now he's throwing mail on the night shift at a
    U.S. Postal Service distribution center for $13 an
    hour.


    I don't know about you folks, but as a college
    student studying for an Electrical
    Engineering and Computer Science degree,
    I find that $13 an hour is pretty good (well, for
    me anyway). I've got two jobs, one tech, one non
    tech and they BOTH pay less that $13/hr.

    And don't you get some sort of benfits working for
    the USPS? I heard they have some really sweet
    retirement plans.

  230. Re: A&M - one of the best? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same A&M that produces engineers responsible
    for the "Logpile of Death"? Is it really one of
    the best?

  231. Re:Amen to that, only incompetents are out of work by bubbaD · · Score: 1

    I bet you kick homeless bums and tell them to get a job. Your day will come buddy, and you better hope future potential employers aren't reading your dumb-ass comment

  232. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Having just graduated with a CS degree last May, I found it *incredibly* tough to get my first "real" job. Sure, I had internships and such during college, but when it came down to "proving" that I had 3+ years experience (which is what all too many tech jobs require off the bat), people weren't buying that working 20 hours a week part time programming during the schoolyear combined with fulltime jobs during the summers equaled 3 years. Coding in C or C++ for the majority of your school CS projects over the course of 4 academic years doesn't quite "qualify" as 3 or 4 years of experience, either.

    Absolutely. That's because they're not. I'm sorry, but we had this one a few weeks ago, and the picture hasn't changed. Vacation work and fun stuff are all advantageous if you're looking for work, but if you think your part-time jobs are going to square up to 3-4 years of professional experience, you've got a rude awakening coming: no-one who's recruiting is going to share your view.

    I'm happy to finally be working, but for those of us fresh out of college with significant college loan debt (I'm talking, $50k+, its pretty overwhelming).. the whole economic downturn is quite depressing.

    I'm sure it is. It's depressing for us all, including those of us with several years of full-blown professional experience, many with mortgages to pay and/or families to support. Being new out of college does not make your life any easier, I'm afraid, but I promise that you're not alone in suffering hardships in the current climate.

  233. San Francisco Re:Out in California by Jayson · · Score: 2

    I am an ex-Ask Jeeves employee that was able to pull in a small 6 month contract in New York after months of looking everywhere. Now, I have spent almost 4 months looking for another job. The San Francisco Bay Area industry is very painful. I used to receive 10-20 calls per week from recruiters, now I never receive them and I am the one making all the phone calls. I am not one of the paper techies and have abundant skills in many area -- computational linguistics, information extraction and retreival, 7 years of Java experiences, databases, FreeBSD kernel development, and I could go on -- but nobody is hiring.

    From what I've heard in few off the record conversations with hiring managers, companies are mostly in a looking phase; they are trying to feel out the market and see what kind of talent they can grab in their price range. I used to make over $100,000 a year, but now I am being asked how I feel about large salary cuts. I wish that I could say that things are looking up, but I still here of all this pseudo-interviewing going on. I sometimes call recruiters back a month or two later, and often the positions are still open. Either the companies are becoming exceptionally careful of their candidate choices of they are still not really hiring and feeling out the waters.

  234. They suck in D/FW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My contract ended Dec 12, still looking. I've taken a couple of side jobs but nothing full time.

    I can fix anything Win NT/Win 2k, pc/laptop hardware. Let me know if you're interested.

    stonent at hotmail dot com

  235. Re: Torturous interviews? by jaoswald · · Score: 2

    No, what I said is MEANT to be torturous. I have been through at least one torturous interview, but that was because the interviewer was asking me about technical issues that I had gotten very rusty on. Fair, obviously important to the interviewer, and not meant to torture me. My response was to make sure for the second interview that I had boned up on the issues he raised.

    The process eventually ended in a job offer.

    What you describe (the psychological tests, etc.) is certainly objectionable, but I wouldn't call it torturous. Just boneheaded, and a good sign that you wouldn't want to work there.

  236. How are the poor H1B visas holding out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am worried about them.....

    1. Re:How are the poor H1B visas holding out? by moankey · · Score: 1

      I met many that are techies as well as receptionist, accounting, etc... Surprisingly they are still employed! I did a 2 week contract stuff for a firm recently and some were talking about buying a new home and asking for raises (dont know if they will get it). Whereas I know many U.S. born, undergraduate degree holding colleagues getting calls about "Nothing out there" from temp agencies.

      Dont worry about the H1 via folks.

  237. texas by StandardDeviant · · Score: 1

    cost wise that sounds much like Texas. The IT industry is moderately healthy here, mainly from "old school" IT job sources like sysnet admin for big companies (Houston, Dallas, etc.). Plus there are the state and .edu jobs in Austin, with a smattering of startups here and there (mainly Austin and Dallas).

  238. not reading the news? by delong · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Those of you saying this article is misleading and the layoffs aren't "techies" obviously have not been reading the news or the financials. The tech sector is IMPLODING.

    I got the axe March 2nd from UUNET, where I was working as a Network Analyst in the Houston DC. A week or two before I got my walking papers, I was commenting to my coworkers that I was glad I was in the money making part of MCIWorldcom. I didn't think I was going to get hosed like the onsite MCI telecom guys did. ALL OF THEM. A buddy of mine worked in the MCI call center in Houston, doing help desk, he got layed off March 2nd too. 15% of MCIWorldcom got layed off. Those are techies that got it, telecom guys and network engineers.

    We're hurting here in Houston, we got hit hard. Compaq layed off a couple thousand, Dell layed off a couple thousand, Nortel layed off, Enron melted down, Cable and Wireless and TXU **shut down** their call centers. IT shops all over town have gone into the crapper. There are so many techies out of work in Houston that its nearly impossible to get a CALL BACK, because there are dozens of applicants for each open position.

    This isn't just the administrative assistants being layed off.

  239. Ppl responded to this?? by sennomo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wow...I wasn't expecting so much of a response.

    I didn't post this to be a sob story; I posted it as an example of a techie who can't get a tech job. I don't think I got treated any more unfairly than most of you.

    I can tell by many of the responses that most of you live in cities. I live in rural Pennsylvania. (That's why I said $30,000 isn't bad.)

    People have weirded out on me about getting a Spanish degree for years. I won't bother going into how that happened, and it's fairly irrelevant. The point was, back in the day, I (like many others) didn't need a degree to get a job. Furthermore, for some time, I made more than I needed, so I wasn't worried about having a family. I made all these decisions before everything went to hell. My other reasons are personal and irrelevant. In any case, scolding me for not being able to tell the future is silly.

    I lost my wife because she was immigrating as my wife (as opposed to as a student). Thanks to some laws passed a couple of years ago, you have to meet certain income requirements, which the available local jobs could not meet. Sure, you might want to call me stupid for not learning this until too late, but like I said, these laws are quite new, and neither I nor any of my friends had heard of them. We got and immigration lawyer, but that didn't help much. These are details, and tangental to the topic. The point here is that if I could have found and maintained a job like a couple that I had had before, we would have our own apartment in the States by now.

    Some of you have mentioned that even the degreed guys aren't getting hired. I know. I've thought about this myself. However, I distinctly remember that when the headhunters turned cold on me, the specific pretext they kept using was that I didn't have a degree. That's why I'm giving it a shot, taking it a step at a time.

    Lastly, it's funny, but it is next to impossible to test out of the classes I'm taking, mainly for administrative reasons. You can laugh at me for going to such a lame school (I've been laughing myself for a long time), but I'm here for strictly financial reasons. And speaking of college, I have to get back to class. Thanks for your input.

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  240. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by coldtone · · Score: 1

    Coding in C or C++ for the majority of your school CS projects over the course of 4 academic years doesn't quite "qualify" as 3 or 4 years of experience, either.

    Of course all of that experience doesn't count.

    School and work are fundamentally different.

    In order to succeed in school:

    Convince your instructor that you have learned the subject that is being taught.

    In order to succeed in business:

    Build products or offer services that customers will buy.

    Some may say that the instructor of the class is a consumer, so that keeping the instructor happy is the same as keeping a customer happy. An instructor has nothing to lose, no financial risk. If what the students produce doesn't work or is not cost effective it will not have a negative effect on the instructor.

    However consumers are extremely conscious of the cost. They are always looking for the best deal. Weather or not something is neat, or theoretically perfect, doesn't matter to the consumer. They only want to know if it will make or save them money. If it doesn't then they don't want it. A customer wont care if the code is 'perfect', or if it has 10,000 unit tests, or even what language its written in. They want a product that works and that is cost effective.

    Unfortunately it is impossible to teach this in school. Only private sector work experience can provide this knowledge.

  241. How employers look at CVs by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2
    Common Mistake 1: Having a shopping list of abilities on the first page (e.g. Languages: A, B, C...).

    Sorry, gotta disagree there. You're violating the "20 second rule": if they can't read enough to be interested within 20 seconds and without looking for it, you get binned. Sad, but true.

    I've made some suggestions for writing a good CV on /. before, based on personal experience from both sides of the fence. There's also a link in that comment to "Susie the Screener", which is a must-read for anyone seriously interested in getting a job. I suggest anyone having CV-writing dilemmas take a look.

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    1. Re:How employers look at CVs by pmc · · Score: 2

      Sorry, gotta disagree there. You're violating the "20 second rule": if they can't read enough to be interested within 20 seconds and without looking for it, you get binned. Sad, but true.

      The whole point is not to violate the 20 second rule. Suzie will see lists of abilities ("Languages: Perl, PHP, Java, VB, Cobol, etc Hardware: yadda yadda") all day everyday. Does this get her interesting in you? Probably the opposite. Instead she reads a short (tailored!) paragraph or two saying why you are suitable for the position.

      My CV gets personal details, academic qualifications, employment history and a personal profile (what my skills areas are, what other skills I bring to the table) all on page 1. It's easily digestable, and anybody looking for someone in my area will be interested.

      The rest is expanded employment details (with quantifiable achievements (1 1/2 pages), a one line hobbies and interests bit, and a one page addendum of my technical skills/courses/qualifications (although the personal profile does mention the prime techy qualification). It has served me well.

      I was looking for it to descibe it for this post, and I found the original "list" version - it really sucks. Boy, cringeworthy'r'us.

      Your earlier post on CV writing suggestions is absolutely bang on the money (literally).

    2. Re:How employers look at CVs by tkrotchko · · Score: 2

      I'm not a recruiter, but at an old company I worked for (and this is old), they had requirements like COBOL, IMS, JCL and a laundry list.

      Personnel went through the resumes first (there was no HR in those days), and looked for those items on the first page. If they weren't there, then the resume got the typical "thanks very much, we'll keep it on file" letter.

      The lesson I took was to make sure the intials they were looking for jumped out. Whether you do that in the typical laundry list or in a list of accomplishments is besides the point.

      But you've got to get your skill set out there, and quickly.

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    3. Re:How employers look at CVs by twalk · · Score: 1

      To make sure that you don't violate the 20 second rule, rip your resume in half. Then ask yourself if that half is good enough to get the recruiter to read the second half.

    4. Re:How employers look at CVs by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

      Good advice. Actually, I know of several major employers whose recruitment people shortlist based on page 1, then tear that off and interview based on page 2. If you have a page 3, it doesn't get read...

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  242. Re:Delusions-Sales and Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good post. speaks from the heart.

  243. Layoffs....the sad truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a very expereinced Oracle/ Java/ Perl/ Reports developer with some (but not enough)CRM experience.

    Last year I was hounded daily for positions. I opted for what I thought was the best company here in Vancouver, BC, Canada and was paid back by being laid off 3 days short of when they would have had to pay me off a lot bigger than they did.
    Nevertheless, I have been laid off since last April. I got a job as an Implementation Specialist and I was then promptly laid off again.
    Things suck out there. Especially for developers.

    The one thing that has been a bright spot is that I have been fortunate enough to go back to school and get some more education under my belt.

    I have started looking at Open Source solutions for small business...Open Source CRM, contact management and such. There is a lot of potential out there for IT specialist that can save people money.

    I had noticed that even the companies that say they cater to small businesses don't.
    I don't know a lot of companies that can afford $100K for new software.

    I offer to support there exisitng equipment, where possible, full on-site servbice and anyone who has less than 15 employees gets an automatic 25% off my rates.I have had several short term contracts like this in the past 2 months and I have also had 3 support contracts signed and I have been able to gove some other people a little work as well, which makes it all the sweeter.

    I don't want to be a number ever again and I don't want to stand in the unemployment line ever again.I decided I like being my own boss and I really hate the way most of the software/ IT companies I worked for treat people, especially when times are tough. Then its everyone for themselves.

    Viva la entreprenuer!

  244. Re:Amen to that, only incompetents are out of work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Amen to that, only incompetents are out of work" is pretty darn insensitive, not to mention extremely ignorant, but one thing I've learned is that most geeks aren't exactly known for their social grace.

    My situation is that I worked for a company that was purchased by another, then our parent pulled the plug on us this past summer, not because we were incompetent but because of internal politics that aren't worth going into detail here. So all of us (engineers) have been unemployed ever since because there aren't enough jobs to go around. And although a couple of us were rather incompetent (every company has 'em), our team varied from seasoned guru to talented intern. Still, NOBODY has found work in our field yet.

  245. Katz Unemployed, Yeah! ... Oh, wait ... by dolphinuser · · Score: 1

    "Juliette Katz spent the past seven years sharpening her resume as a marketing manager at America Online, Food.com and other Internet start-ups."

    Darn it, and here I was thinking that Jon Katz was finally out of the picture! Oh well, one Katz down, one to go ;-)

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  246. Re:Amen to that, only incompetents are out of work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spoken like someone who hasn't actually been on the job moarket. If you're soo damn confident, why not give up your job for one of us who dont' have one, and lets see how long it takes YOU to find a new one.

    didn't think so...

    Have a day.

  247. Re:Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Clearly people who have jobs that allow them ample time to spout bullshit on slashdot threads are going to be out of touch with the job market realities that the rest of us wrestle with daily.

  248. MBA = death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll notice that none of the people used as examples have actually technical advanced degrees. They all have MBAs. MBAs are overpaid and useless in today's business world. They will find a hard time finding jobs like they used to have. Now if they actually had advanced degrees in some form of engineering I bet they would have found jobs by now...easily.

  249. Not too good in Maryland either... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    At a recent job fair for Johns Hopkins Applied Physics Lab, there were the IT layoffs, and then there was everyone else. In fact, if you were primarily an IT skilled person, they put you in one line to meet the recruiter, and if you had any other substantial skills that were not IT related you were placed in another line. It was pretty creepy.

    Of those "IT" skilled folks, I was able to easily catagorize three groups of people: The first group were the real "nerd" group. You could see who they were because they had the body language and appearance that they didn't usually dress in a suit. There weren't many of them. Then there were the recent graduates. They were more numerous. They were the fresh faced folks who looked as if they'd been coached pretty well.

    Then there were the folks who had clearly ridden the dot com boom up as far as it could take them. They often had a few worry lines on their faces. And they were the most numerous. Just from idle chatter while waiting in line, I discovered that many of them tended to emphasize what projects they had worked on with what packages, instead of what they'd done. Many of them may have been pretty good at what they did, but without much to show for what they'd done, they were in a terrible bind.

    I was there to shop. I have some background in RF and control systems as well as software.

    And the recruiters clearly were looking for more than just an IT background. Yes, software engineering and programming experience is good, but they were looking for other skill sets as well. The recruiters seemed to be quite happy to have the pick of the IT litter. The job fair was put together just before the really big dot com cuts sank in.

    Anyway, I've been working for the same company for over a decade. It's been comfortable, if not exactly lucrative. It's not sexy work, but it's stable. Draw whatever conclusions you want.

  250. Medical/Pharm field? by gadhra · · Score: 1

    I went from a dot com in Jersey to a period of unemployment, until I got picked up by a medical research company. Lots of friends had a similiar fate, landing jobs doing jsp,php,asp over backend in a pharmeceutical or medical organization. Any similiar experiences, or just a NJ coincidence? My father used to say to work in medicine; people will always get sick. 6 degrees of separation between there and computers, but whatever.

  251. Part of the problem is loyalty... by Miguelito · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The bit about Juliette Katz wondering why she's where she is starts with:
    Juliette Katz spent the past seven years sharpening her resume as a marketing manager at America Online, Food.com and other Internet start-ups. so that's at least 3 different companies in 7 years... or more likely at least 4 if you assume "other" means at least 2,and I'd bet it was more then that. That means she probably spent perhaps a year and a half at each place.. maybe 2 at one or another.

    I've seen this over and over in the whole of IT space.. people that have zero company loyalty and will jump at the slightest higher offer. Companies aren't going to do what they can to keep you if you're likely to just jump ship yourself. I saw a group of people I work with jump for a new startup, and the kept asking me to go with them, but I knew it wasn't smart so I stayed. Now most of them are either not there anymore, or overworked and/or worried for their jobs.

    Personally, I've been in my current job for over 4 years, and have no plans to leave. I'm loyal, I work hard, and I'm rewarded for it.

    Maybe if some of these other people would've stuck with a company for more then a few months, they might've had someone above them that knew them, knew their worth, and fought to keep them if/when layoffs happened.

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  252. Re:( Bad for me anyway! ) off tipic by onepoint · · Score: 1

    >From what I understand of sociology, this translates into a 6-month countdown before a year-long spike in violent crime and suicide rates begins.

    hey would you mind sharing where you found that information. I don't have it anywhere in my forecast/patterns notes ( I collect patterns and cycle notes as a hobby, funny thing is I got this unemployment/market pop cycle right but I don't have the corrating crime data to go along with it.)

    Onepoint

    p.s. if there are any lunix guys that need part time work via telecomuting I have a few projects that need cleaning or tightning not alot of money but it would be for some quick cash. send me an email and they are like $200 projects that can be done very easy.
    Mike @ mojobuzz dot com

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  253. Been out of work since MAY!!! by Suliman · · Score: 1

    I was working as a network systems admin/helpdesk manager/desktop support supervisor in a college at a major university. Wasn't the greatest pay ($35k less than what I could have been making in private sector), but it was stable. I left in May to move to Pittsburgh with my wife, she was to finish her MBA (accelerated 1yr) at PITT. I started looking here in Feb. 2001. It's Feb. 2002, and still nothing. I was made one offer of 27k per year for a Network admin. I can make more at the Quick Lube Oil chnage station down the street. Since I never finished my 4-year, I decided to go back to school. Actually, I HAD to. The only way for my wife and I to pay rent was with the extra student loan money. So I'm finishing my BS in the evenings and on weekends so that I CAN work. Still unemployed. Maybe I should become a welder.

  254. nice reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i totally agree with you. f**k the parent poster.

  255. Re:No risk no reward. by mikewas · · Score: 1

    Even worse -- the guys who exercised stock options, couldn't sell them 'cause they were either greedy or stuck in the quiet period, saw the stock drop before they could dump it, and now still owe taxes based on the inflated worth of the stock at the time they took posession.

    No money, piles of debt to Uncle Sam, and they didn't even have the big boat in the drive!

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    "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." --Napoleon Bonaparte
  256. What goes around... by big+tex · · Score: 1

    Back in 2000, I was still in college. I am a Civil Engineer and work for a construction company. I build bridges for a living.
    One of my interdisciplinary project partners was a MIS (management of Information Science) major, and did some part time work for EMC. Now, to his credit, he was pretty good with computers as far as I could tell, but used to brag about his $100/hr "consulting" job, working for a buddy as a sysadmin. He, like so many people who couldn't see the tech forest burning for the trees, never really tried to push himself or actually develop any work ethic skills.
    All of us civils were goaded by the CS and MIS people, our starting salaries avaraged 10-15K less, at the time. Well, every one of us still has a job. All of the civils graduating now can find jobs.
    Our companies, which became artifically devalued due to the .com inflation, are still chugging along, looking stronger now that the market's internet honeymoon is over.

    There are a couple of old maxims that are appropiate, and a couple of common sense statements that apply:
    -slow and steady wins the race.
    -never risk what you can't loose.
    -things that seem too good to be true, are.
    -the key to riding the big waves is to get off before the crash.

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  257. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>I get equally insulted when people say if you dont have a job its because you don't have any skill.

    Its just a really really tough time. My older brother graduated in 91 with an EE degree and 2 internships with Pratt and Whitney and Electirc Boat. He couldn't beg for a job and it had little to do with his skills -- there just was nothing available.

    We are going through the same thing now in the tech sector.

  258. Let's face it, guys . . . by jhylkema · · Score: 1

    It's only going to get worse. This is only the tip of the iceberg - for hardcore techies, not the Web script kiddies.

    Hell, the code is gonna bang itself in five years or so. Companies will import from India or China at minimum wage the very few still-needed programmers.

    IT is no longer a viable career field.

  259. Re:Middle Class by Kalabajoui · · Score: 1

    Isn't it funny how business and management justify low wages with free market capitalism platitudes; yet when Addam Smith's invisible hand smacks them around with a scarcity of workers and high salary demands, they complain that it's bad for the economy? I'm all for free markets, but I think that you have to take the good with the bad no matter which side of the employment fence you stand.

  260. Time to go a-travelling? by wackybrit · · Score: 2

    Perhaps if the job market is so crap, it's time to go a-travelling or living the hermit life style in Sri Lanka until the market bounces back? Go backpacking around Europe and just work for your food and keep.. a lot of people do it, and it can be an enjoyable way of keeping out of the industry for a while.

    1. Re:Time to go a-travelling? by moankey · · Score: 1

      No dont do that, that seems to be the beginning of the end. Isnt that how those terrorist groups recruit and fill your mind with their own propaganda?

  261. Laid off? if i were lucky! by eumenides · · Score: 1

    Now i'm far from techie
    Computer savvy, but not techie in Slashdot terms.
    I am probably younger then most of you. I just started University at Waterloo. If anyone has it bad, it's the students. 1st year co-op, little or no working experience, seeking gainful employment. HA HA HA, i even have to laugh at my self.
    You see, i wish i were laid off, why? because that would mean i would have to have a job in the first place!
    Laid off, IF I WERE LUCKY!

  262. Re:Telecom Slump? Not at my company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you were growing an order of magnitude every month since 1998, that would be between 36 and 48 orders of magnitude. So if you started out with one person, by now should have more employees than the population of the planet.

    I bet you work in Sales ? Management ?

  263. Oregon by malachid69 · · Score: 1

    We were notified that we will be getting laid off at the end of May. A few months notice is better than the 36 hours Intel had given me before.

    Unfortunately, I sent out about 30 emails -- with no one ever replying. I got one auto-response, and that was it. Last week, I made a couple phone calls then sent 3 emails.... At least got an acknowledgement letter from them this time...

    But the market is REALLY not looking good. DICE went from 18 Java jobs in the area a month ago to 30 now -- as opposed to over 300 a year ago.

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  264. HR: rude or just incompetent (is it your company?) by WeighingForGodot · · Score: 1
    I'm in Silicon Valley, laid off this fall from a now death-spiraling company. I've got many years of specialized experience, and I'm only sending resumes where I match 80%+ of the requests (and all of the requirements)- i.e. no resume spamming. Even so, in all but two cases, the companies don't even send an autoresponse to acknowledge they received a resume- not for email, fax or paper.

    It isn't hard to write a script that checks an email and then autoresponds with a "yes we got it" or requests more information-- Yes, some HR departments *want* Word documents even if they don't tell you. They claim they're flooded with resumes- sure, because they're not adding any automation to the process. But there are many ways to handle much larger floods of incoming emails- HR simply has to ask for help from other departments.

    Is it your company that is behaving this way? You should find out now and get them to change, because

    1. It isn't a good way to treat your future coworkers.
    2. It isn't how you're going to want to be treated (and don't think you're immune- my ex company did its last layoffs almost strictly by salary in some departments)
    3. people have long memories- when I'm back to making purchasing decisions, rude behavior now will influence how I decide...
  265. HR: Don't bother by CoffeeNowDammit · · Score: 1

    Sorry to hear about what's happening to you; my job will be moving away from me, and I'm fairly sure I won't be following it. (Can't tell you much more, sorry.) Don't cry too much for me though, since my personal circumstances are far better than those of many people close to me here. (I won't bore you with the whole story.)

    One thing to bear in mind: HR department are gatekeepers, and not much else in terms of hiring. Submitting a resume to HR is tantamount to plopping it in the circular file or the bit bucket.

    You do have the Valley to your advantage: instead of resume spamming, do a little "face spamming"! Be aggressive. Show up with your resume in hand, get it in the hands of the VP of Engineering (or reasonable facsimile thereof). Chances are, you could hit 50-100 offices in one day where you live; a lot of us simply don't have that advantage (see my post: "Bad in Raleigh/Durham, NC").

    The Valley is crowded, rude, overgrown, overpriced, and just plain nasty. But I'd kill to be there for a week or two, if I could convince my better half to do it. There's always at least a little more hope when you're closer to Sand Hill Road.

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  266. In the South? by dr_eaerth · · Score: 1

    Yikes! Things have been bad in New Jersey for a while (telecom slump). How are they elsewhere?

    Bad. I've been trying to get a minimum wage job to pay the rent for over a year, but because of my technical background I am treated as a pariah.

    I'll be homeless soon.

    1. Re:In the South? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you dumbed down your resume?

      Convert those big words to something the HR personnel don't get nervous about when reading. (At WalTargetMartBestBuy where I work weekends, my boss said he wouldn't ordinarily hire someone who listed "Engineer" on their resume, unless preceded by "choo-choo")

      I just graduated (CS) this January (South Jersey) and have been looking for a job since last August. I'm keeping busy working (free) as a programmer for a poorly-funded grant research project at my school.

      Nobody will bite, the few people that I can contact by phone all like me, but are looking for an "exact fit". Is it that I've got 9 yrs of experience in a different field (engineering) before getting my degree? That I'm pushing 30? Or that they can afford to wait around for a half year to fill a position? And no luck going back to EE, too long out and no EE degree.

  267. I'm quitting my job, anyone in SF can have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It pays $18/hr plus benefits, extremely flexible hours (basically pick your hours). Simple sysadmin/netadmin stuff (Windows/Mac hybrid environment) for less than 200 users on 100 machines in less than 5 separate offices. No additional IT staff, you are it. Job duties include being able to install/configure Windows and Office, set up SMB printer shares, run manual backups of accounting data, browse the web uninterrupted for hours, and that's about it.

    No college, certs, or experience required (I had none of these when I was hired). Just be friendly to the big boss and his highly-paid do-nothing cronies (division heads), and compliment him on his "creative" ideas about IT, like getting rid of half the machines in the organization and setting up kvm switches all over the place. Must be able to chitchat on end about gadgets that only management would love, such as overpriced Palm clones and overpowered laptops.

    I'll be quitting this Friday to go back to school. Any interested parties please just reply to this post. Job is in San Francisco, very close to Japantown and all the gastronomical goodness that lies thereabouts.

    Posted anonymously by a capped user; offer is serious.

  268. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by Cruciform · · Score: 2

    Coupled with the fact that there are quite a number of CS graduates out there who can't even install their own Development software (I know, I had to do it for a whole gaggle of them, and my CS graduate roommate was computer illiterate as well), it's no wonder that people are antsy about picking them up when there's already enough talented people out there waiting to be picked up.

    Not to say that you're not talented or know your stuff, but when a profession becomes an "educational fad" the market gets diluted with wanna-bes who dilute the market.

    Safer to be a funeral director these days. At least business is going to be booming there for at least one more generation.

  269. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by brianvan · · Score: 2

    Sadly, that's how most people in the field are reacting right now. College graduates simply aren't useful enough to hire. Therefore, they don't deserve jobs.

    I've got two responses to this:

    * What does it take to break into the field, then? Is it only when companies are spending money ridiculously and irresponsibly that newbies, no matter how competent or promising they are, can get jobs and make a living?

    * Is a college degree in comp sci completely and practically useless? Is it becoming like majoring in Art History, where people go, "What kind of job can you get with an Art History degree?" People assume the opposite about CS - that you can get rich if you know computers no matter what. (This is oh-so-infinitely-wrong, but that's besides the point) Right now, I see it as the opposite... you can be quite the "starving coder" if you can't break into your field in a very big way. So basically, it's a useless degree if you can't get a job in the field. And right now, without good connections, it's really hard to get a job in the field no matter what your credentials.

    Don't forget, a lot of other professions discriminate against CS degrees... usually CS majors don't have a diverse background (I can hear "Why the hell do I have to take breadth courses?!?!" echoing in the background), prospective employers try not to hire anyone that might be too smart, and who will subsequently get bored at an open position, and furthermore everyone thinks "Well, don't you REALLY want to go into computers?" Simply put, people from CS may have a lot of potential, but simply don't look like the most suitable candidates on paper. Kind of like how more experience beats less experience even if the more experienced candidate sucks.

    I know everyone's going through a tough time, fresh college grads and middle aged programmers alike. But this whole thread is obnoxious. It's obvious that half the people here want to viciously yell at people who feel sorry for themselves... while the other half pretty much feel sorry for themselves. I rarely see anyone in these threads actually thinking about the problem and trying to work with others on a solution.

    Ironically, that's supposed to be one of the strengths of a programmer... the ability to analyze complex problems and develop solutions. If nobody here is able to do that to help out some fellow unfortunate professionals... well, maybe none of you people should have a job right now.

  270. He's half assing because he's afraid not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because he doesnt want to. That is my interpretation, but that is what it sounds like to me. I have no qualm with someone being lazy I just dont like it when they do it because they are afraid. That's weak.

    A perfect example is in my sorry state they had to lay off 2% of state workers b/c a shortfall of funds due to the "recession". If they laid this guy off b/c they could hire a 23 year old that would accept 30k/year what would he do then? Probably starve b/c he hasnt shown anything by his statements that he would fit in anywhere but a job thats 8-5 no OT no real work. If you think working at a University is work then I'd like to see what you consider my job(s).

  271. Interviews and why we need them by Eric+Green · · Score: 2
    "Interviews are a waste of time. All managers use them for is to amuse themselves like they are tormenting a small animal. "Let's see what he says to *this*"

    With an attitude like that, it's no wonder that you don't interview well. Anybody who's ever been in the situation of having to work with an incompetent hired via a "friend of friend" deal without a technical interview knows just how lousy that situation is. I'm not paid to teach someone the basics of object-oriented programming, I'm paid to design computer software.

    Yes, I'll ask "zinger" questions, and questions that don't seem to have anything to do with the job. Having endured the "Employee from Hell" once, who despite having no industry experience felt he was God's gift to to the computer industry, I don't want to repeat that experience. So you get an attitude test. You got a problem with that? Not my problem.

    And yes, I'll ask you open-ended questions about things on your resume, and if you don't know something, you better not try bullshitting me because the interview will end shortly afterwards. I want to make sure you know the fundamentals, and that you have a history of learning new things. I don't want to work with someone who can't learn new things, who's been doing the same thing for the past ten years.

    Bonus brownie points for working on Open Source software in your spare time. That shows dedication and willingness to do different things and ability to work on your own. That's one of the most important things in my book.

    But NONE of these questions are aimed at simply putting you through meaningless hoops. The success of a team depends upon its members, and we can't succeed without members who are competent, capable of getting along with each other, and who can work both as part of a team and as individuals as required. Prima donnas and keyboard monkeys (people who learned one thing ten years ago, and have been repeating ever since) need not apply.

    So: Are you enthusiastic? Have you done good work in the past, in a variety of areas? Do you know your stuff? Can you get along with people? This isn't bullshit, this is the lifeblood of a development team.

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    1. Re:Interviews and why we need them by The+Cat · · Score: 2

      With an attitude like that, it's no wonder that you don't interview well.


      Where did I say I don't interview well? I interview spectacularly. I am also confident and self-assured, and I know my work. Companies
      couldn't care less.

      So you get an attitude test. You got a problem with that? Not my problem.


      Sounds like its ok for everyone except the candidate to pick and choose their attitude.

      ...and it is your problem if you end up missing a top developer because a self-assured "attitude" was mistaken for arrogance. Most managers don't care, because they get paid anyway. Some managers, however, would rather hire that top developer, *let them do their job* and see how much it contributes to the company.

      But NONE of these questions are aimed at simply putting you through meaningless hoops.


      Well, that puts them ahead of 95% of the questions in most interviews.

      this is the lifeblood of a development team.

      ...and precisely what is *not* being paid attention to by most hiring managers, or their companies. That's the problem.

  272. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by xtremex · · Score: 1

    I've been in this industry for 10+ years and I can't find a job. A job beneath me? Should you expect an out of work doctor to work at Mickey Ds? And By the way, Mickey D's by me won't hire you unless you're an illegal Hispanic. And since I am not Indian, and will refuse to do my job for $30,000, I find it hard to get work. The corporate world is globalist, and not thinking nationalistically.

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  273. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by xtremex · · Score: 1

    Actually, I found it the opposite. They would rather hire someone with less experience who will take less pay. Do you know how many jobs I was overqualified for??? To me that makes no sense. I am applying for a job in my field, with the exact qualifications I have, yet I am overqualified. The funny thing is, lately I've been very insecure, and think I am underqualified!

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  274. Personality tests and qualifications by Eric+Green · · Score: 2
    Having endured both incompetent co-workers and insufferable co-workers (rarely, thank god!), I'll note that you're being ridiculous to discount the importance of getting along with other people. Co-workers who are a legend in their own mind, who aren't willing to participate in the process of discussion and consensus are an insufferable pain in the rear and end up leaving shortly afterwards because they feel "unappreciated" (sob!). This is not to say that you have to be a doormat. I, and my favorite co-workers, have decided opinions about what a good program looks like and how it works, and I'm not afraid to communicate them. But when it comes to getting work done, you have to be able to present and discuss those ideas, LISTEN to other people's ideas (that's where the LIHOM falls down, he doesn't listen and doesn't give the appropriate cues of understanding while listening), and you must be willing to compromise when it's prudent. If you can't do this, you're useful only as a code monkey for us. You aren't going to be able to contribute to the product itself.

    If being hired as a solo programmer, personality becomes less of an issue. But for team projects, prima donnas and slugs both are irritating (prima donnas because they don't listen, slugs because they don't contribute and require constant guidance). Having skills is a requirement, but if you can't work with the team, all the computer skills in the world are useless.

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    1. Re:Personality tests and qualifications by The+Cat · · Score: 2

      I'll note that you're being ridiculous to discount the importance of getting along with other people. Co-workers who are a legend in their own mind, who aren't willing to participate in the process of discussion and consensus are an insufferable pain in the rear and end up leaving shortly afterwards because they feel "unappreciated" (sob!).

      See how we go from "not getting along" to "legend in their own mind?"

      I'm not discounting the importance of getting along. What I am discounting is the importance of simple disagreements. Passionate discussion and persistence from a particular point of view are nigh unto forbidden in a "corporate" environment, because it is nearly universally seen as "not being a team player."

      The key to preserving the paycheck is to sink back into the gray cubicle, smile, agree and never open your mouth. This, of course, is precisely the opposite of what a knowledgeable, competent, experienced software engineer should be doing, and the opposite of what they should have been HIRED to do.

    2. Re:Personality tests and qualifications by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      The key to preserving the paycheck is to sink back into the gray cubicle, smile, agree and never open your mouth. This, of course, is precisely the opposite of what a knowledgeable, competent, experienced software engineer should be doing, and the opposite of what they should have been HIRED to do

      I can highly concur with that statement; in the last three rounds of layoffs, they managed to get rid of anybody who cared about what they were doing, the quality of the work, the number of sales, and doing a good service by the consumer.

      *shrugs* but hey, thems the breaks.

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  275. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by raju1kabir · · Score: 2
    Sadly, that's how most people in the field are reacting right now. College graduates simply aren't useful enough to hire. Therefore, they don't deserve jobs.

    It's not that they don't deserve jobs, more that I don't feel I personally should have to hire them. I'd far rather pay twice as much for someone who isn't going to waste all my time or my other managers' time.

    We recently posted some positions requiring a fairly specific skill set. If I get one more resume that suggests some dumb one-semester course project that was turned in and immediately forgotten is a viable substitute for years of experience in the relevant areas, I'm going to go over and smack someone.

    * What does it take to break into the field, then? Is it only when companies are spending money ridiculously and irresponsibly that newbies, no matter how competent or promising they are, can get jobs and make a living?

    Plenty of careers require lengthy periods of "getting up to speed" before the gravy starts pouring. Consider the long and painful residency periods that doctors go through. Or apprenticeships in many crafts.

    The problem, I think, is that the last few years of crazy spending have left people with a sense that they deserve to get paid all sorts of money for poking at a computer, just because they were so incredibly smart and far-sighted to choose to study computer science.

    The fact is, in the real world, in normal conditions, you have to grow into your success, fighting for opportunities to prove yourself, and then actually being better than some other people. No reason it should be any different for computer folks. Even during the boom times I suspect we all would have been a lot better off if random idiots weren't able to get paid mad ducats for performing minimally useful services to the IT department.

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  276. Job hunting is a full-time job by xtremex · · Score: 1

    From 9 - 5, I look for work. Job boards, newspapers. Everything. I fire off on avg 15 resumes per DAY. For the past 2 months or so. How many interviews? One! I was overqualified. :(
    In the job listings, they don't list any phone numbers, so you can't call! And many, MANY companies don't accept un-solicited calls.

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    1. Re:Job hunting is a full-time job by kingred · · Score: 1

      Also, you can't use the shotgun approach anymore. You have to put effort into personalizing every resume you send out. Write up a nice cover letter. Send a follow up email (if you're sending to an actual person and not a resume bucket). It's tough out there.

    2. Re:Job hunting is a full-time job by coyote-san · · Score: 2

      You might be able to productively spend 40 hours/week responding to job listings, but in much of the country there just aren't that many positions available.

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    3. Re:Job hunting is a full-time job by Sivar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wyould your last name be Shifman? ;-)

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  277. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by brianvan · · Score: 2

    I agree with what you say... and yet, I don't think the current situation is the way to deal with these things.

    I think that you bringing up doctors' residency brings up a very good idea... since college grads are not exactly ready for prime time and aren't worth as much as an experienced tech worker, why not provide solid growth and learning opportunities to them rather than cast them off to the side? There is little to no existing reference for setting up a "computer residency", but I firmly believe that such positions should be widely available... considering that colleges are very steadfast in eschewing the practical in favor of professing the academic, and employers are very demanding of prospective employees in terms of requiring specific skillsets. Why not provide something that bridges the gap?

    This benefits everyone - it takes the onus off of colleges to provide technical training to high-tuition students; it provides employers with a way to employ young, promising individuals without spending a fortune on them or taking unnecessary risks in hiring them for crucial positions; and finally, although CS grads might start out with less money, at least they have an opportunity to make a decent living this way.

    Does any of this sound horrible?

  278. Why are you working in the first place? by Psinoside · · Score: 0

    Guys, I know everybody likes to make money and live fancy, but if your goals are "I want to eventually make more money than I do now" then maybe its time to re-evaluate why you got that CS degree, because it sure isn't doing you a lot of good now.

    1. Re:Why are you working in the first place? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you got some real skills you'd feel differently.

      A CS degree is about problem solving, not programming.

  279. Depends on where you're at. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're in Houston, it sucks. Don't look for Enron to hire you. They just laid off over 1,000 technical types and compaq laid off 2,600. All in all, a heavy over abundance of tech workers and not enough jobs to go around.

  280. Wrong! by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2

    Almost all technical staff I've worked with have been very productive and done good work, which I've seen a lot of slacking or just simply inept..

    I'm sure your technical coworkers were productive and did good work, but that does not sell a product. That only makes a product which isn't moving. Perhaps the marketing & middle management types were more worthy of the axe, but their job is to make the company a profit. The tech's job is an abstract creation of product to sell.

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  281. Re:That must have been it-accounting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " It's all been said before. The only people who matter to a business are management and the HR department."

    Ummm...you forgot accounting. Someone has to keep track of all the money. It can be rough (GF overworked), but every business who wants to stay in business will need one.

  282. Learn ABAP you fools ! by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

    Business is still business, and SAP has plenty of consultants out there still earning big $$$. All you have to do is get into the German way of thinking and learn a genuine retro language from the '80s, ABAP. (It's kind of a cross between cobol and a 4GL.)

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  283. Re:No risk no reward.-Tortise & Hare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After reading the above. Why am I reminded of the "tortise and the hare"? Seems there's really nothing new under the sun.

  284. Nonsense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does not hiring foreign soldiers into
    the US Army make countries like India stronger?
    By your logic we should accept lower paid
    foreign soldiers so that the US Army would
    be stronger and India weaker. Why single out
    programmers for H1-B program. Why not
    policmen , firemen , lawyers, doctors, teachers,
    soldiers, etc? America is stronger by encouraging
    American kids to study computers becasue they'll get
    market wages.

    1. Re:Nonsense. by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Why not policmen , firemen , lawyers, doctors, teachers, soldiers, etc?

      H1B is mostly for programmers; regular H1 is for other in-demand professions.

  285. Re:Give Gov't a try-Highs & lows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about, the porn industry?
    Or the funeral industry?

    Enjoy the former.
    Get buried by the latter, because you enjoyed too much of the former.

  286. Skills is not a panacea by nabucco · · Score: 2
    I'll probably be modded down to -1 for this, but I'll call it as I see it. I think that the image of the engineer as a poorly socialized geek with no backbone and who lacks the masculinity to attract the opposite sex is being demonstrated here.

    If you want to improve your viability, what's the one thing you can advocate, yet still be a sycophant to your boss? The answer is skills. In fact, most bosses would be delighted if all their workers spent their free time polishing up their knowledge of C++ or Solaris memory or whatever.

    That's the only thing I hear here. "Oh, well this will only effect lower skilled people". I'm 28, but I have been programming (originally in BASIC and machine language) since the early 1980's. I have enough knowledge to work as a DBA, network admin, system administrator or programmer. Of course, I only specialize in one so that I do it on a "senior" level. Nonetheless, the idea that your skill level is a panacea to everything is a lot of ca-ca. It goes against economics 101. If it didn't, why has the ITAA (and NTSA) made a war against engineers for the last few years for their paymasters? Bringing in 900,000 H1-Bs, doing away with FLSA for computer professionals, sticking section 1706 in IRS tax code to screw over independent consultants and so forth?

    What's the result - people working 60 hour weeks, with a beeper oncall 24/7 for not that high of a salary and thinking that's normal. I guess if the geek stereotype I brough up is true, and you have no social life, you won't mind being a sycophant for your boss because you have nothing better to do. You sure will never be able to have a normal social life under such conditions. Pay freezes, pay cuts, hiring freezes, layoffs. Even if the less experienced people are being laid off, that's still a workload that you're going to have to pick up.

    I can not fathom why people who consider themselves professionals do not have organizations to represent them like lawyers do (ABA) or actor's do (SAG, a union actually) or doctor's do (AMA). The ITAA is in Washington, DC changing the law so that IT workers get paid less, get their overtime increased where it doesn't get paid for (with FLSA) and have a higher unemployment rate. And because of the NTSA IRS tax code change, are financially forced to work for body shops instead of independently. The only reason I can come up with is that the slam that a large percent of engineers are socially retarted and wrap all their self-value in the idea that they are the greatest programmer is true.

    Anyhow, the Programmer's Guild, Washtech and CESO are three organizations interesting to look at. IEEE-USA tried to lower the H1-B cap but their corporate funders squashed that. I hope my fellow engineers will look at my web page - http://www.geocities.com/oncallguild and begin educating themselves, and then joining engineer organizations which are fighting the ITAA's attacks on engineers livelihoods, which unfortunately, too few engineers know about, mostly because there are few engineering organizations, and the few that exist are mostly financed by the corporations how employ them, and thus like the IEEE flap over H1-Bs, ultimately answer to them

  287. not necessarily true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    H1bs can qualify for social security.

  288. perhaps the solution is no more H1-Bs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    H1-Bs are "guest workers". This is an alien
    concept to America. American public opinion
    is massively *against* the H1-B program. The super-wealthy in this country have decided that
    they are going to create multiple classes of workers: "guest workers" and "citizens". They singled out programmers for the "guest worker" program to hurt the wages of middle class Americans. Programmers were making too much money and acting independently: "unmutual" behavior in they eyes of the monied elite who run this country.
    Most folks have nothing against H1-Bs personally,
    it's just that there should be a lower number of them. Jobs should go to young college graduates and older workers should be retrained. We didn't need "guest workers" in the dot com boom and we don't need now that we have a tech bust. There should be some immigration but not employment based and it should be severly limited. This is acutally a pro-immigrant policy since it would benefit immigrants already here.

  289. Re:I know... :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not good.
    Let's just say it's a 'baby' picture.
    I've seen worse, though.

  290. wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Why tax capital gains lower than dividends or
    labor gains? The over-investment in NASDA
    stocks to get quick lower taxed cap gains is
    a huge reason for this current fiasco.
    2) Why single out programmers for "guest worker"
    competition? Shouldn't immigrants be given
    full rights?
    3) Roosevelt was not a fascist.

  291. Re: Torturous interviews? by crucini · · Score: 2
    Anyone with a little common sense could circle the words (like "motivated", for example) that management would like to see...


    This assumes a rudimentary ability to think about "what management would like to see." Shockingly, there are people who don't have this ability at all. A second consideration is that the test may have included a "lie scale" - some response could be considered "too good to be true".
  292. Re:HR: rude or just incompetent (is it your compan by thilmony · · Score: 1

    My opinion on this: they are burning bridges... say you apply to slashdot.org and they never even say thanks for the resume... then later you are looking to advertise on technical web sites in your next job... I make sure to avoid rude companies like that.

    I actually was able to use that once a couple jobs ago... I applied at a hardware reseller and never got a call or a postcard, then 2 jobs later we were looking to buy about US$300,000 of printers... guess who we never called for a bid?

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  293. Not quite that simple by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    (* Would you rather have the H1Bs working in the US economy and paying US taxes and spending money on goods and services in the US, or back in India/Russia pitching wholesale offshore outsourcing to Corporate America? *)

    It is not quite that simple. PHB's are more comfortable seeing and managing butts-in-chairs. The type of jobs that are outsource-able overseas are often not quite the same as those that go to a physical person. It takes more effort to communicate with somebody you don't see face-to-face, at least for many managers.

  294. Agreed. Taco is remiss. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed. This is news and a hot issue
    in the programming world. Hundreds of thousands
    of American workers replaced by "guest workers".
    Taco, are you reading this? Wake up!

  295. ITAA funded by Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, richest man in the world is the main man behind "indentured servitude". Harris Miller, hed of the ITAA, was hired because he created massive increases in "guest worker" migrant labor to America. That's right, the same guy who busted the poor immigrant United Farm Worker's Union was hired to fuck over American Middle class programmers. Write that sucker ... ITAA Contacts Harris Miller President 703-284-5340 hmiller@itaa.org Jack Babbitt Dir., Finance 703-284-5319 jbabbitt@itaa.org Kim Baker Workforce Dev. Prog. Mgr. 703-284-5314 kbaker@itaa.org Kevin Bertram Mgr. New Media & Webmaster 703-284-5337 kbertram@itaa.org Shannon Bickford Conf. Mgr. 703-284-5330 sbickford@itaa.org Lauren Brownstein VP, Workforce Dev. 703-284-5318 lbrownstein@itaa.org Amy Callahan V.P. Western Reg. 650-859-3469 acallahan@itaa.org Joanna Cassarino Admin. Asst., Software Div. 703-284-5316 jcassarino@itaa.org Carol Cayo Dir., Gov't Affairs 703-284-5352 ccayo@itaa.org Bob Cohen VP, Communications 703-284-5333 bcohen@itaa.org Kelly Cutler Manager Conferences 703-284-5341 kcutler@itaa.org Jon Englund VP, Software Division 703-284-5301 jenglund@itaa.org Martin Ennis Director, MIS 703-284-5346 mennis@itaa.org Tonya L. Fresch SI Division, Administrative Assistant 703-284-5306 tfresch@itaa.org Paul Green VP, Marketing 703-284-5307 pgreen@itaa.org Olga Grkavac Sr. VP, SI Division 703-284-5311 ogrkavac@itaa.org Heidi Hooper Director, Year 2000 Program 703-284-5312 hhooper@itaa.org Eerik Kreek ITAA*2000 Certification Program 703-284-5326 ekreek@itaa.org Susan Marshall V.P. ITS Division 703-284-5353 smarshall@itaa.org Anne Marie Munson Executive Asst. 703-284-5338 ammunson@itaa.org Sheila O'Neill VP, Global Affairs 703-284-5329 soneill@itaa.org Marc Pearl VP, Gov't Affairs 703-284-5331 mpearl@itaa.org Lisa Wallenda Picard Gov't Affairs Manager 703-284-5330 lpicard@itaa.org Sam Reed Sales Mgr. 703-284-5320 sreed@itaa.org Kevin Roth Prog. Mgr., SI Div. 703-284-5324 kroth@itaa.org Douglas Sabo Prog. Mgr., Software Div. 703-284-5325 dsabo@itaa.org Linda Schnell Conference Manager 703-284-5322 lschnell@itaa.org Peter Smith Dir. Elec. Comm. 703-284-5317 psmith@itaa.org Susan Spoto Prog. Mgr., ITS Division 703-284-5308 sspoto@itaa.org Mark Uncapher VP, ISEC Division 703-284-5344 muncapher@itaa.org

  296. Impact of CBD? by Sojourneer · · Score: 1
    You hear a lot of noise about CBD (Component Based Programming), EAI (Enterprise Application Integration) and the like. It seems there is a shift from large numbers of people doing custom development to smaller numbers of people doing component development for an increasingly small number of increasingly dominant companies, plus a growing legion of people customizing and cobbling these components together. E.g. look at the SAP ecosystem. This has obvious implications for skill set demand.

    On the other hand, maybe we are just doing what we have always done, leveraging standard software (e.g. compilers and OSes) so we can concentrate on higher level functionality?

    Comments?

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  297. Re: You paint WAY too rosey a picture rent.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You make it sound like rental pricing is actually bearable in the Bay Area. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Instead of being on the outer rim of the Seventh Layer of Hell, rents have fallen back to the the middle of the rim of the Seventh Layer of Hell.

    And I'm not sure if I would want to actually see the location of a place you could rent in the city for under a thousand per month.

    And housing for under $350,000? Again, where? Seriously, I want to know.

  298. Those Who Did It by Baldrson · · Score: 2
    Here are the names of the visible perps. I have to wonder: What are these guys doing now that they have a huge number of tech-savvy middle aged men with US citizenship facing homelessness -- many without so much as a wife or even pension to lose? Who is giving these politicians their funds and volunteer workers?

    Abraham, Hatch Create Bill For More Foreign Workers

    Newsbytes
    February 10, 2000

    Flanked by a platoon of their Senate colleagues, Sens. Orin Hatch, R-Utah, and Spencer Abraham, R-Mich., today officially announced legislation (S.2045) that would significantly increase the number of visas available for foreign-born skilled workers.

    The legislation - which in addition to nearly doubling the existing cap on H-1B visas, identifies new funding to train US-born workers for high-tech jobs - "seeks to address both the short and long-term needs" of the US high tech industry, Hatch said today.

    The high-tech industry, which is suffering from a serious workforce shortage and has long clamored for an increase in the H-1B cap, was quick to applaud the Hatch-Abraham proposal.

    "Increasing the availability of highly skilled workers to American technology firms is one of the most positive steps Congress can take this year toward continuing the robust growth of the New Economy," Information Technology Association of America President Harris Miller said in a release shortly following the Hatch-Abraham press conference.

    The American Electronics Association had similar praise for the legislation, calling it "clear sighted action" to address the workforce shortage, in a statement today.

    Specifically, the bill raises from 115,000 to 195,000 the cap on H-1B visas in 2000. The legislation includes larger annual increases in 2001 and 2002.

    The bill also calls for a $500 application fee per H-1B visa, directing that money to fund training and scholarship programs geared toward allowing US workers and students to obtain high-tech educations.

    While the bill would mandate a substantial increase in the availability of H- 1B visas, it does not go as far as legislation proposed last year by Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., which would eliminate the caps entirely.

    Such a proposal is infeasible, say supporters of the Hatch-Abraham legislation.

    "I agree with Senator McCain absolutely that in an ideal world there should be no caps," Sen. Robert Bennett, R-Utah, said at today's press conference. But such a proposal would probably face insurmountable opposition from immigration opponents and organized labor, Bennett said.

    "The bill we are supporting here can (garner) bipartisan support," he said.

    In addition to lifting the cap, the Hatch-Abraham legislation would exempt H-1B visas granted to the employees of universities and research facilities from counting toward the 195,000-visa limit. Visas granted to recent PhD graduates from US colleges would also be exempted from counting toward the cap.

    The legislation also would direct the National Science Foundation to study the so-called "digital divide" between information haves and have-nots.

    The legislation already has more than 20 Senatorial co-sponsors including Democrats Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut and Bob Graham of Florida.

  299. Re:Agreed. Taco is remiss. by Baldrson · · Score: 2

    I'd be willing to bet that Taco is, in effect, bound and gagged when it comes to the H-1B issue. It is no surprise that this is too hot for Slashdot. Taco sold out a while ago. The money was spent to purchase Slashdot for a reason. This issue is exposing why that money was spent and the sorts of things bought.

  300. Agreed times are hard but hope looms...Balance sh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post reminded me of the fact that all workers for a company should start reading the balance sheet. Future problems start to announce themselves their.

  301. Re:using the free time to retool?-Directories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A usefull tool is industry directories. Most come on CD-ROM and are usually free. Know were a company is. What they make. Number of employees and other stats. Subscribing to newsletters and other lititure. Try at least to be in touch with what's happenning in your chosen field even if you can't be a player.

  302. 10 YEARS????? by applejacks · · Score: 1

    No way, I don't think Java was out in 1992. I think it was called Oak and was out in around 95/96 maybe. I could be wrong.

    American's should learn a lesson from what is happening now. Save your money. Don't spend all of your paycheck on useless toys like a playstation 2.

    Here's the delima though, alot of jobs depends on you spending money for that playstation 2. So if we save our money we are hurting the economy. What????? Yep this is true. Don't buy that $350,000 house and you are hurting the economy. Spending is good. I don't see how this fly's. Our whole economy is based on stupidity. Boy Enron was sure playing the game good. They were deffinately spending and helping the economy.

    So what do you think... I welcome comments to does that will see this........ Chances are nobody is going to read this so what the heck.

    L8r

  303. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by TexNex · · Score: 1

    Thats what I did at Origin...most of the coders there couldn't even update their anti-virus software on a windows machine. It was sickening.

  304. Re: only incompetents are out of work... nope by TexNex · · Score: 1

    I like your suggestion and a great many places offer summer internships for grad students. Take a look at IBM's job postings on Brassring.com sometime.

  305. Things in Toronto... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT is so fundamental to the way companies operate these days

    This statement caught my eye. Today I was reading the paper (up north in frozen Canuckia), and it reported a recent survey that touches on this. See what you think.

    The survey reported that over half of major companies (as in, big players in the Canadian stock markets... I'm not an economist, so I sure don't know the proper terms) have no plan in place to handle data loss/crashing/etc. 36% of surveyed companies admitted that all internal operations would cease within 24 hours of system loss.

    There was more, but I won't get into it. I guess my point is, eventually some huge company is going to lose millions from data loss, and that could spark new hiring in IT. Makes me glad to suffer through my gawddawful AS/400 classes here in college if it means making big bucks as a sysopr (or even better, secadm).

  306. No SUV, but... by modek · · Score: 1

    I work in the IT Dept for a local govt agency.

    The pay is slightly below the mean for this market and my skills, 5 yrs exp., A+, Linux+, MCSE.

    Private sector guys are always whizzing by me in their new SUVs while I hum along in my Saturn.
    There is disdain in this town (Charlotte,NC) for anyone making less than 100k or anyone whose car is more than two years old or gets more than 10 mpg.

    Now, the hotshots are stay at home Dads while I'm still employed and quite secure.

    So, which is better? 90k per year then a layoff? Or, 60k per year but a stable job with low stress, and home by 4:30 every day?

  307. Re: You paint WAY too rosey a picture rent.... by gwernol · · Score: 2

    You make it sound like rental pricing is actually bearable in the Bay Area. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Instead of being on the outer rim of the Seventh Layer of Hell, rents have fallen back to the the middle of the rim of the Seventh Layer of Hell.

    I was merely pointing out the direction of the trend, not its magnitude. I agree the Bay Area and particularly San Francisco are still amongst the most expensive places on earth to live. Its just not quite as extreme as it was. Prices are noticeably down.

    And I'm not sure if I would want to actually see the location of a place you could rent in the city for under a thousand per month.

    Agreed, you'd have to look around the Mission or (shudder) out west in the Sunset, land of eternal fog. Friends of mine just rented a large 2 bedroom house with parking a couple of blocks from the ocean and just off the N Judah for under $1400 a month. One bedroom apartments can be had for under a grand in safe, decent but unexciting neighborhoods.

    And housing for under $350,000? Again, where? Seriously, I want to know.

    SOMA. Really. All those "live/work" lofts that were fetching way above half a million last year are now sitting empty. I'm seeing a lot of them advertised around the $350,000 mark. Look on Potrero Hill, particularly the east side - a lot of new development there that just can't be sold, so is going at (relatively for SF) firesale prices. Look out on the west side of the City, the Richmond, the Sunset, there are bargains to be had. Even neighborhoods like Glen Park are getting cheaper.

    Of course you won't find a luxurious 3 bedroom apartment with views on Telegraph Hill, but if you are prepared to compromise you'll find good housing in decent places for much less than I paid for my house 18 months ago (sob :-)

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  308. Spending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hmm, well, if you are like me and think that the idea of spending your way out of a recession is ridiculous, you might like the Austrians:

    Mises Institute

    The Austrians lay the blame for our problems on too much easy credit.

    On the other hand, Gamecube is not that expensive as long as you keep your spending within your budget.

  309. Non-IT companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Non-IT companies are not as glamorous, but the real issue is that they're a great place to commit career suicide. I had an outfit that for $50K a year wanted me to be a one-man IT department for 70 employees and seven geographic locations, stripped of management title and authority, spending most of my time telling people to either hit Enter or stop drawing on their keyboards. They had no growth, no interest in growth, no training for their employees, no interest in training, and most to the point, no interest in assisting in training for me so that I wouldn't degenerate from a network monkey into a DOS monkey (yes they were still using MS-DOS).

    I'm not saying all non-IT outfits are like this, but there are a *lot* that are. You get no respect, no appreciation, and basically you're an afterthought that only comes to mind when 'the computer broke' (your fault, because you understand computers). Even if the pay is OK you eventually wind up demoralized-- and if you've followed their tune, in a career dead-end.

    So those are some of the reasons why staying in IT looks good to most in the field. At least if your company is in the industry, they understand that you don't tell a skilled employee he's "the computer person" and pay and treat him like the building's electronic janitor.

  310. Re:Mediocre people can no longer get good jobs! D' by MKalus · · Score: 1

    Pardon me,

    but I got told tons of times (by developers) that we SysAdmins aren't needed at all, after all: it is okay that their compile process (on a production system) is taking up all the CPU and memory, after all, THEY are the developer *I* am only a SysAdmin who doesn't let them do their work.

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  311. H1Bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you talking about?! We dumped our H1Bs ASAP.

    It was awful. We might as well have deported them.

  312. Re: Western Society != America by metamatic · · Score: 1

    Please don't say "Western Society" when you mean "American Society".

    I found it really bizarre when I moved to the USA and discovered that everyone was obsessed with knowing what my job is. Nobody in the UK gives a crap; I certainly wasn't held in higher esteem for being a software engineer.

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  313. Alternatives to agencies by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2
    Where else do you get a tech job but through agencies?
    • Direct contact; approach likely companies in your area, particularly those with vacancies listed on their web sites.
    • Networking; use your contacts.
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  314. Re: Western Society != America by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't consider Britan to be 'western society' so much as 'British society.' But that's just me. Sorry for the confusion.

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  315. what about PBX??? by w1kL3f · · Score: 0

    Dittos on the whole government contractor vs. private shop thing. If you're disciplined, you can exist peacefully and get a nice paycheck workin for the Man. You just have to be able to work with a wider variety of people...people who don't necessarily have every episode of Trek or Babylon 5 memorized.

    BTW, can anybody out there comment on PBX tech work now? Anybody out on the field in a truck, punching stuff down that was doing a higher-level job last year?

  316. Exactly the same in Canberra... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With an engineering degree (from Sydney Uni), Computer Science studies to BSc level and 15 years experience in IT in Australia and the UK I went out as a contract NT systems administrator in 1995. Did pretty well out of it as well and got myself MCSE + I by self-study on the way through. Had a great reputation with both clients and contracting firms.

    Come the year 2000, and the phone calls dropped away... I used to get 2-3 a week, then suddenly almost nothing. Each contract became harder to get, and for the first time there were gaps between contracts. My second-last contract was terminated a *week* early after I'd been virtually promised a three month extension when the startup I was working for (the now-defunct Asia Online) hit a cash crunch. The last straw was my last contract: the arseholes I was working for sacked me six weeks early while I was interstate and to justify it submitted to my contracting firm an "evaluation" that a lawyer friend of mine advised me was actionable.

    After two months out of work, and only one nibble at a contract, I bit the bullet and went permanent. I'm now at a local university, earning about 40% less than I was than I was as a contractor but having a ball and picking up some great skills (notably picking up Unix again). At the very least I'll be prepared when the market picks up again (based on the 1989-'92 IT recession, I reckon in c. three years time).

    If I'd sat around looking for contracts I'd still be unemployed. With a squeeze on and IT outsourcing in much of government as in Sydney all that people want is a cheap MCSE; they are not prepared to pay extra for people with experience.

    Morals:

    1. there are good times and bad times; the good times don't last forever.

    2. don't go mad on financial committments (eg leasing flash cars) when the good times are on; live modestly and build up a nest egg instead and ensure that your lifestyle can be maintained on a lower salary and/or a prolonged period of unemployment if need be

    3. be flexible; remember by its very nature contract work will be more available when the IT job market is tight. At the moment it isn't and won't be for some years.

    4. your skills are everything; in this situation if you have the option of a much lower-paying job that allows you to build skills do so. If you are unemployed, perform voluntary IT work to keep you hand in; it also looks good on a resume.

    5. Avoid the siren call to go into management; as people in that article have found out, managers are always replaceable. Good technicians with up-to-date skills much less so, even though they may earn less and gain less kudos. Better to stay a good technician than become an average (and hence disposable) manager.

    6. Remember also that bad times don't last forever; unless you are a born entrepeneur, this is a time to hunker down and ride out the storm so you'll be ready to take up the opportunities that open up when the market recovers in a few years' time.

    PS: one peculiarity of the Canberra market is that there is a whole separate IT contract market for contractors with a current Defence security clearance. That's still quite buoyant (for seeing who to bug next ;-)). How do you get a security clearance? As a contractor you can't; the process takes 6 months, under current "user pays" guidelines it costs $10k and so no matter how good you are the agency won't foot the bill! And no, you can't be entrepeneural and pay for your own clearance up-front; the application has to be connected to a specific position. The only way to get into this closed shop is to get a permanent job where your clearance will be given to you and then later go out contracting :-(

    1. Re:Exactly the same in Canberra... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very interesting anon. I've actually been wondering about all the security clearance positions around at the moment.

      Back when I worked for a .mil, I received a high security clearance without even knowing it, through ASIO. Apparently they watch people who apply for these jobs, during the compulsory 6 month induction to these positions.

      I wonder if I am still cleared?

  317. Waiting for the balloon to go up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dead right...

    Here in Canberra there are mission critical, nationwide NT/W2K government systems that are being run by outsourcing companies who hire graduate MCSEs at minimal cost and work them into the ground. From what I've heard of departments where this has happened, *real-world* knowledge is negligible; they know how to keep the system running if there's no changes but God help anyone if a major upgrade is needed or the system goes wildly wrong (as NT/W2K is wont to do...). They're living on borrowed time.

    I'm looking forward to a couple of years time when these systems come crashing down around their ears and I'll be able to name my price to clean the mess up ;-) Revenge will be sweet [evil chuckle...].

  318. MCSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MCSE [Microsoft Certified Solitaire Expert/Must Consult Somebody Else] may be (rightly) seen as a joke by itself, but it has become a necessary minimum in (too) many fields.

    No MCSE? Don't even bother applying in some cases. In these times it's a means of doing a first cut of lots of applications for an IT job.

  319. Re:the German way of thinking by w1kL3f · · Score: 0

    "The German way of thinking." Hmmm...would that include staying the hell out of Switzerland???