Hey Ralph, if you could please give this letter to Freaky she won't return my Instant Messages...
Dear Freaky,
Although we only met in an AOL chat room once, I feel as though we've known each other for years. I can smell your soft hair before I go to sleep, & when I wake up I always kiss the pillow next to me wishing it was you. Sometimes the thought of you by my side is the only thing that gets me through this crazy world.
When & where can I meet you? I'd worship every part of your body like it was the best tasting cheese, or most expensive piece of jewelry on earth. You could own me, beat me, kill me whatever you'd like just that I could be close to you, smell you, hear you is all I ask.
It's like I don't care about Open Source, RMS, GPL, or nuthin' man
Download another Distro...
I was gonna clean my room, until I got Linux
I was gonna get up and find the broom, But I got Linux
My room is still messed up And I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux
Because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
I was gonna go to OfficeXP class, before I got Linux
I coulda' cheated and I could of passed, but I got Linux
I'm taking it next semester and I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux
Because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
I was gonna telecommute to work, but then I got Linux
I just got a new promotion, but I got Linux
Now I'm selling a distro on CD and I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux
Because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
I was gonna go to court, before I got Linux
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got Linux (No you wasn't)
They took my whole pay check, and I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux,
Because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I got Linux, I'm serious man
I was gonna hand my box right over and stop, but I got Linux
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux
Because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
I was gonna pay my car a note, until I got Linux
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got Linux
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux, because I got Linux, because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got Linux, I'm serious
I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got Linux
Now i'm jacking off to Goatse and I know why,
(turn this shit off) 'cuz I got Linux
because I got Linux
because I got Linux
I messed up my entire life, because I got Linux
I lost my kids and wife, because I got Linux
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux,
because I got Linux
because I got Linux
I'm gonna stop writing this very lame parody, because Linux just crashed
I'm typing this whole thing wrong, because the screen's upside down
And if this post doesn't get one reply I'll know why,
(why man) 'cuz I'm using Linux,
because I'm using Linux
because I'm using Linux
(Are you really using Linux man?) (he really is using it man!) get jiggy with it
O bring it back..say what say what oh, Because I'm using Linux
Because I'm using Linux, because using Linux
Well my name is Sarcasm_Orgasm and I'm from East pr0ndale,
and all the trolls I be postin', are bomb as heeeeeelllll (excellent delivery)
I dont belive in Open Source thats what I said' (O my goodness)
So all of you long haired penguin pumpers, please give me more head
Sarcasm mother fucking O-r-g-a-s-m
L-i-n-u-x and somtimes/gnu
We aint going to sell any of these mother fucking CD's 'cuz they're available for free
I'm gonna go back to windows and try to get my life back 'cuz fuck it
Fuck the Open Source Community biatch
Engineers have finally developed a solution for your lack of "memory" it's called a "post-a-note", if you have problems loosing your note here's a tip: pull down pants, stick to ass.
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I didn't see it on microsoft.com & I'm not aloud to ever go back in the local Post Office, can you please send it to me? btw do they make a linux version?
evertime i see your post i always copy Adequacy.org from your post and check their site for updates...if it wasn't for you I'd never go there, thank you
naw folks who get modded down to -1 or post auto at -1 are usally fat pathetic losers with small dicks & a horrible smell. it would be worth/point ^Hless to read such drivel.
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Carly OMG she makes me cum everytime I brush by her. My fantasy is for her to have one strapped on under her skirt, and to make me suck it or risk losing my job.
Controlling your orgasm: A while back I started to read about something known as the Kegel exercises. Arnold Kegel, a gynecologists who practiced in the 1940s-50s discovered the pubococcygeal muscle group or PC muscle for short. The problem our doctor was having was trying to get women who had given birth to stop leaking urine. See, the PC muscle is how we control our urine flow(men and women), but another benifit is the ability to delay your orgasm better. The secret is working this muscle till it is strong enough to do anything other than stop the flow of urine. I have been working mine out for a few years now and it has gotten pretty strong. Once again, repetition and dedication is what is needed to get the PC muscle stronger. The cool thing is that you can do it anywhere.
seeing as how i am a terrorist i most totally agree. all i need is a little freedom, and i will destroy the lives of all the creatures you call citizens!@#$%^&*()
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5 ducks are on a pond, ones a doctor what do the other ducks call him?
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Klingon's are not actual being's my sick friend, they are but made up charactors in Star Trek.
If you have to think of a reason, you do not fall into their target audience.
Hey Ralph, if you could please give this letter to Freaky she won't return my Instant Messages...
Dear Freaky,
Although we only met in an AOL chat room once, I feel as though we've known each other for years. I can smell your soft hair before I go to sleep, & when I wake up I always kiss the pillow next to me wishing it was you. Sometimes the thought of you by my side is the only thing that gets me through this crazy world.
When & where can I meet you? I'd worship every part of your body like it was the best tasting cheese, or most expensive piece of jewelry on earth. You could own me, beat me, kill me whatever you'd like just that I could be close to you, smell you, hear you is all I ask.
It's like I don't care about Open Source, RMS, GPL, or nuthin' man
/gnu
Download another Distro...
I was gonna clean my room, until I got Linux
I was gonna get up and find the broom, But I got Linux
My room is still messed up And I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux
Because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
I was gonna go to OfficeXP class, before I got Linux
I coulda' cheated and I could of passed, but I got Linux
I'm taking it next semester and I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux
Because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
I was gonna telecommute to work, but then I got Linux
I just got a new promotion, but I got Linux
Now I'm selling a distro on CD and I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux
Because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
I was gonna go to court, before I got Linux
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got Linux (No you wasn't)
They took my whole pay check, and I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux,
Because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I got Linux, I'm serious man
I was gonna hand my box right over and stop, but I got Linux
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux
Because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
I was gonna pay my car a note, until I got Linux
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got Linux
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux, because I got Linux, because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
Because I got Linux
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got Linux, I'm serious
I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got Linux
Now i'm jacking off to Goatse and I know why,
(turn this shit off) 'cuz I got Linux
because I got Linux
because I got Linux
I messed up my entire life, because I got Linux
I lost my kids and wife, because I got Linux
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why,
(why man) 'cuz I got Linux,
because I got Linux
because I got Linux
I'm gonna stop writing this very lame parody, because Linux just crashed
I'm typing this whole thing wrong, because the screen's upside down
And if this post doesn't get one reply I'll know why,
(why man) 'cuz I'm using Linux,
because I'm using Linux
because I'm using Linux
(Are you really using Linux man?) (he really is using it man!) get jiggy with it
O bring it back..say what say what oh, Because I'm using Linux
Because I'm using Linux, because using Linux
Well my name is Sarcasm_Orgasm and I'm from East pr0ndale,
and all the trolls I be postin', are bomb as heeeeeelllll (excellent delivery)
I dont belive in Open Source thats what I said' (O my goodness)
So all of you long haired penguin pumpers, please give me more head
Sarcasm mother fucking O-r-g-a-s-m
L-i-n-u-x and somtimes
We aint going to sell any of these mother fucking CD's 'cuz they're available for free
I'm gonna go back to windows and try to get my life back 'cuz fuck it
Fuck the Open Source Community biatch
Not only were they fluffin` coo back then, they're still fluffin` coo.
97916
Rad? The 80's ended about 12 years ago.
Is the Traffic & Weather Together Next?
My momz sayz thatz prolly not true.
Hasn't anyone goat a sense of humour any more (Well, Visa Might.)
Soon it won't be possible to sodomize anything without getting a nastygram?
I'm 24 and watch porn all the time. Of course i work at Wendy's (RIP Dave Thomas), and live with my parents.
I can do that with my desktop, laptop, & handheld now.
i hate the itnernet
Obviously you have not discovered pr0n yet.
Engineers have finally developed a solution for your lack of "memory" it's called a "post-a-note", if you have problems loosing your note here's a tip: pull down pants, stick to ass. .5 IQ points for reading this post.
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I've often wondered, are they girls with implanted dicks -or- guys with implanted boobs & makeup.
I didn't see it on microsoft.com & I'm not aloud to ever go back in the local Post Office, can you please send it to me? btw do they make a linux version?
evertime i see your post i always copy Adequacy.org from your post and check their site for updates...if it wasn't for you I'd never go there, thank you
naw folks who get modded down to -1 or post auto at -1 are usally fat pathetic losers with small dicks & a horrible smell. it would be worth/point ^Hless to read such drivel.
Penguin's don't have penises, say that 10x fast!
if they're in China & would use an Adobe Product odds are they can read enough english to figure it out.
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You know what? That goes double for Russian roulette!
err in russian roulette there is a clear and obvious winner, & the only way to win is pure luck.
Carly OMG she makes me cum everytime I brush by her. My fantasy is for her to have one strapped on under her skirt, and to make me suck it or risk losing my job.
with the mostus..
Controlling your orgasm: A while back I started to read about something known as the Kegel exercises. Arnold Kegel, a gynecologists who practiced in the 1940s-50s discovered the pubococcygeal muscle group or PC muscle for short. The problem our doctor was having was trying to get women who had given birth to stop leaking urine. See, the PC muscle is how we control our urine flow(men and women), but another benifit is the ability to delay your orgasm better. The secret is working this muscle till it is strong enough to do anything other than stop the flow of urine. I have been working mine out for a few years now and it has gotten pretty strong. Once again, repetition and dedication is what is needed to get the PC muscle stronger. The cool thing is that you can do it anywhere.
seeing as how i am a terrorist i most totally agree. all i need is a little freedom, and i will destroy the lives of all the creatures you call citizens!@#$%^&*()
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5 ducks are on a pond, ones a doctor what do the other ducks call him?