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"You pick up a phone and expect to be able to call any other phone on earth"
True. But telco industry are far from open standards. The switchboards softwares cost approx. $90 millions, for the binaries. Don't even think about the source code, you'll get laughed at. And they send their own techies to fix it. Why do you think the phone lines are never down when you pick up the handset.
Why should I care? The single reason I installed Windows is to play games and watch porn. If root servers are not happy, they just have to shut it down. It's not MY problem. And what the fuck is DNS anyway? You Linux loonies make me sick.
He just want you to cook him a nice meal when he gets back from work. Your job is to raise the kids and clean the house. Don't try to act smart, mind you, you are his sex slave. Now, shut the fuck up, and bring him another beer, bitch!
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If you proof-read your posts on slashdot, the terrorists have won.
It's the security of your office. Don't blame unix.
Nah! You'll have to wear diapers. Because defcon is for girlies.
I don't get it. Who is Quebec?
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I've got an harmonica up my ass. It plays music when I fart.
"You pick up a phone and expect to be able to call any other phone on earth"
True. But telco industry are far from open standards. The switchboards softwares cost approx. $90 millions, for the binaries. Don't even think about the source code, you'll get laughed at. And they send their own techies to fix it. Why do you think the phone lines are never down when you pick up the handset.
Daddy?
Why should I care? The single reason I installed Windows is to play games and watch porn. If root servers are not happy, they just have to shut it down. It's not MY problem. And what the fuck is DNS anyway? You Linux loonies make me sick.
Your post is unintelligible. Please speak in English next time.
He just want you to cook him a nice meal when he gets back from work. Your job is to raise the kids and clean the house. Don't try to act smart, mind you, you are his sex slave. Now, shut the fuck up, and bring him another beer, bitch!
What are you waiting for? Motherfucker! Do port that fucking SMIT as soon as possible.
Well, you are not much organized, aren't you? Better start planning your trip to the rest room immediately, otherwise you will shit your pants.
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Yah, but Hitler didn't know about Wil Wheaton. We would have witnessed a much more different turn out of events.
bah... sir, you have a goat on your penis.
Oh my god! No! You should be ashamed of yourself, wash your tongue with soap.
you are a crack addict
meh?
You tell me
So, tell us, smartass. What security encounters did you ever experienced with said company? Oh, you read it on slashdot, that explain everything.
Osama, you are busted! I called the FBI right away.
Summarizing a 300 pages book in one sentence is an hazardous move. Please choke and die.
SUCK IT, TREBEK
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