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Good morning, sir. I'm the one who stole your car. But the clutch was damaged. What the fuck is wrong with you! Don't ever let a fellow steal a broken car. Jesus Christ! People have no manners anymore. I will send you the repair bill. Cheap bastard!
Ingredients: 8 large tart green apples 40 grams / 1½ oz of butter ½ cup of castor sugar 1 cup of water 1 cinnamon stick or ½ a teaspoon of ground cinnamon 4 whole cloves or a pinch of ground cloves 2 large strips of the rind of ½ a lemon (zest) 1 teaspoon of cornflour
Directions: Peel the apples and cut each apple into quarters. Remove the core and dice each quarter. In a large saucepan melt the butter over a medium low heat, add the sugar, water, lemon rind, cinnamon and cloves and combine. Throw the apples away, we don't need them. Cover and sweat for 5 to 10 minutes. Remove from the heat. Discard the lemon rind, cinnamon stick and cloves. Drain most of the excess liquid off and mix in the cornflour. Set aside to cool.
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Yes please. Wide open.
Cherish my magic penis!
"whats that smell?"
That's your nose being too near your mouth.
Then you won't be limited to dog food anymore. Good for you!
Please calm down! There's enough excrements for everybody!
Well, if I ever find you in my garden I WILL kill you. Leave my weed plantations alone.
"Apple does not have QuickTime for Linux because the enormous cost of deployment would FAR outweigh the eyeballs resulting thereof."
Yeah can you imagine that? Uploading QuickTime for Linux on the FTP server. Oh my god! We are out of business!
Who are you to critizie American policies? Go back to your shit hole and stay there.
You are a retard.
Sure thing is he didn't lose his virginty.
You sound like the cheap advertisements on TV.
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Good morning, sir. I'm the one who stole your car. But the clutch was damaged. What the fuck is wrong with you! Don't ever let a fellow steal a broken car. Jesus Christ! People have no manners anymore. I will send you the repair bill. Cheap bastard!
What would Wil Wheaton say?
You have pointy fingers.
You know nothing about scientology, so shut the fuck up.
I'm crying. Not because of your post, but because I'm dicing onions.
The law? I am the law!
You have the right to remain calm. All excess of caffeine may make you look in a hurry.
Yes, have the foreman blow your horn.
Ingredients:
8 large tart green apples
40 grams / 1½ oz of butter
½ cup of castor sugar
1 cup of water
1 cinnamon stick or ½ a teaspoon of ground cinnamon
4 whole cloves or a pinch of ground cloves
2 large strips of the rind of ½ a lemon (zest)
1 teaspoon of cornflour
Directions:
Peel the apples and cut each apple into quarters. Remove the core and dice each quarter. In a large saucepan melt the butter over a medium low heat, add the sugar, water, lemon rind, cinnamon and cloves and combine. Throw the apples away, we don't need them. Cover and sweat for 5 to 10 minutes. Remove from the heat. Discard the lemon rind, cinnamon stick and cloves. Drain most of the excess liquid off and mix in the cornflour. Set aside to cool.
Can I ride your mom?
A night with me costs less than twenty bucks. You wont see my face for hours. You must provide the lube though.
Hit your head with it and repeat "it's not a phone, it's a pda" hundred times. You'll figure it out soon enough.
So much buzzwords and misinterpretations, my head hurts.
Then you sue them on the ground of false advertising.