Hello, You are bidding on brand new 256 meg of PC133 SDRAM, 3.3 volt, unbuffered, 168 gold pin. 7 nanoseconds or less. This RAM is smoking fast! It employs Tiny BGA technolgy which makes the memory modules
smaller and faster than conventional Micron DIMMS. It is 32x64 and will function in all AMD and Intel Motherboards compatible with SDRAM no matter whether your processor uses a 66, 100 or 133 FSB. The reason I
am selling this memory: On a recent business trip to New York City, as I was walking through the red light district looking for a call girl, I was brutally beaten and gang-raped by a herd of homosexual midgets as they
exited a gay bar. It was a dreary night. As I was shopping for a date, I heard the words, "Hey Hot Meat" coming from behind me. I turned around but still saw no one. Then I noticed the gleam of the leader elf's golden
tooth. Before I could speak he threw a drop kick at me. Due to his lack of height, it caught me in my groin area and dropped me to my knees clutching my baby maker in pain. It was obvious he was well-trained in the
martial arts. Then, this clan of flaming dwarfs dressed like flamino dancers swarmed me like chickens fighting over a worm sandwich.... Together they worked as a team trying to roll me on my belly. I resisted as long as I
could. But finally they overturned me. One by one they took turns, each stealing his piece of my manly pride. The shame of this horrific encounter now keeps me a prisoner of my own home and I can no longer perform my
duties as a Network Engineer! Enough! This is the RAM you want! Trust the Guru! Money Orders accepted, PayPal Preferred. Four dollars shipping!
A pool salesman, Hal, had to travel cross country for a meeting with one of his suppliers. This entailed leaving his wife, Vanessa, alone for about four days. This worried Hal, since he had caught Vanessa eyeing men on and off for the last couple of months. He decided to go down to the mall. They had this neat little sex shop there were he could buy her some sort of playtoy, in hopes of diverting her sexual energy.
The next day he went there on his lunchbreak. He opens the door and is met immediately by a little Chinese man "Hewwo, how may I hep you?" "I'm going out of town next week, and I don't trust my wife by herself. What can you give me to occupy her while I am gone, so she doesn't find another man?"
The little man thinks a second, and then his face lights up,"Oh! I have perfect cure for woman who be horny!" He goes back through a beaded curtain, and returns a minute later with a dusty, gray shoe-like box, grinning from ear to ear. "This exactly what you need."
Hal looks at the box, so far unimpressed. The little man opens the box and moves over a bit into the light. Hal peers inside, and sees what looks like an ordinary dildo. "What's so special about that? I can get that anywhere," Hal says.
The little man's grin gets even bigger. "No, No, silly American, this Voodoo dick."
"Voodoo dick. What the hell is Voodoo dick?" Says Hal
"You watch closely," replies the little man, and then exclaims "Voodoo dick, the door!"
And to Hal's amazement, the dildo slowly levitates out of the box, and heads for the door. When it gets to the door, it lunges back and forth and back and forth at it, reducing it to splinters until nothing is left of it. It then returns to the box and floats gently inside.
After witnessing this, Hal, in total amazement, says, "I must have it! It's perfect! How much is it?"
"Two thousand dollar," says the little man.
"Two thousand! That's highway robbery!" says Hal.
"OK, Mr., if you no want..."
"No No, OK, I'll take it," concedes Hal.
"Good," says the little man. "Will that be cash or VISA?"
"Sheesh....." says Hal.
Hal gets home that evening, and his wife meets him at the door. "What's in the box?" asks Vanessa. "Oh nothing" says Hal.
"Please tell me. Please please please...."
"OK, it's for you, a special present." Hal says, and opens the box. Vanessa glances inside and sees the dildo. "Hal! I already have....oops, I mean, gee what is it?"
"It's a Voodoo dick! When I'm gone, and you get real horny, just open this box, and say 'Voodoo dick - my pussy.' and you'll be completely satisfied" Hal says.
"Hmmm....what will happen?" asks Vanessa
"You'll see....you'll see...."
Two days later, Hal's on his trip. Vanessa is getting real horny. She thinks, "Gee, that man that cleans pools for Hal might be interested...nah I'll try out this Voodoo dick thingamabob." She goes and gets the box, opens it up, and peers inside. She sets the box down, and gets undressed and sits back on the bed. She reaches part way into the box, and thinks for a moment, and draws her hand back out. "Voodoo dick! My pussy!" she says.
Voodoo dick floats out of the box, and heads right for her crotch. It gets to her, and enters her, lunging back and forth. She lays back on the bed, thinking that this is the most incredible thing she has ever seen, or *felt*. She has one orgasm, two, three, and it's still going. How does she get it to stop? Four...five...Oh gees, she thinks, I have to get this thing to stop.
She gets up, starts for the phone, then thinks. "Nah, I'll have to drive to the hospital, they'll know how to stop it."
She puts a dress on, gets the keys to her car, and heads out, all the while Voodoo dick is still going at her. She's in the car driving down the road, having her sixth, no seventh orgasm, trying to concentrate on the road. She looks in her mirror and sees flashing red and blue. "Oh shit. A damn cop." She pulls over slowly.
The cop walks up to the car "Good evening, may I see your licence, proof of insurance, and registration please?"
"S-s-sure officer....it's r-r-r-right h-h-here" She hands it to him.
"Have you been drinking tonight lady?"
"N-n-n-no I haven't O-o-o-officer. I have to get t-t-to the h-h-hospital."
"Are you sick? What's the problem?" the cop says.
"I have a Voodoo dick in my pussy that won't come out."
"A WHAT?" the cop asks again.
"A Voodoo dick.....p-p-p-please..."
The cop thinks about it for a second. Now he's seen it all, he thinks.
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Hello, You are bidding on brand new 256 meg of PC133 SDRAM, 3.3 volt, unbuffered, 168 gold pin. 7 nanoseconds or less. This RAM is smoking fast! It employs Tiny BGA technolgy which makes the memory modules smaller and faster than conventional Micron DIMMS. It is 32x64 and will function in all AMD and Intel Motherboards compatible with SDRAM no matter whether your processor uses a 66, 100 or 133 FSB. The reason I am selling this memory: On a recent business trip to New York City, as I was walking through the red light district looking for a call girl, I was brutally beaten and gang-raped by a herd of homosexual midgets as they exited a gay bar. It was a dreary night. As I was shopping for a date, I heard the words, "Hey Hot Meat" coming from behind me. I turned around but still saw no one. Then I noticed the gleam of the leader elf's golden tooth. Before I could speak he threw a drop kick at me. Due to his lack of height, it caught me in my groin area and dropped me to my knees clutching my baby maker in pain. It was obvious he was well-trained in the martial arts. Then, this clan of flaming dwarfs dressed like flamino dancers swarmed me like chickens fighting over a worm sandwich.... Together they worked as a team trying to roll me on my belly. I resisted as long as I could. But finally they overturned me. One by one they took turns, each stealing his piece of my manly pride. The shame of this horrific encounter now keeps me a prisoner of my own home and I can no longer perform my duties as a Network Engineer! Enough! This is the RAM you want! Trust the Guru! Money Orders accepted, PayPal Preferred. Four dollars shipping!
I be wollin al wight bwotha, yo!
schlong baby
You got prior mental illness as well.
Been there done that and I pissed my pants off. Goddam I'm so funny. Especially when I'm drunk.
I made it! Fools!
Hi mom!
Why is this threat not at the top anymore? Did /. janitors screwed up again?
A pool salesman, Hal, had to travel cross country for a meeting with one of his suppliers. This entailed leaving his wife, Vanessa, alone for about four days. This worried Hal, since he had caught Vanessa eyeing men on and off for the last couple of months. He decided to go down to the mall. They had this neat little sex shop there were he could buy her some sort of playtoy, in hopes of diverting her sexual energy.
The next day he went there on his lunchbreak. He opens the door and is met immediately by a little Chinese man "Hewwo, how may I hep you?" "I'm going out of town next week, and I don't trust my wife by herself. What can you give me to occupy her while I am gone, so she doesn't find another man?"
The little man thinks a second, and then his face lights up,"Oh! I have perfect cure for woman who be horny!" He goes back through a beaded curtain, and returns a minute later with a dusty, gray shoe-like box, grinning from ear to ear. "This exactly what you need."
Hal looks at the box, so far unimpressed. The little man opens the box and moves over a bit into the light. Hal peers inside, and sees what looks like an ordinary dildo. "What's so special about that? I can get that anywhere," Hal says.
The little man's grin gets even bigger. "No, No, silly American, this Voodoo dick."
"Voodoo dick. What the hell is Voodoo dick?" Says Hal
"You watch closely," replies the little man, and then exclaims "Voodoo dick, the door!"
And to Hal's amazement, the dildo slowly levitates out of the box, and heads for the door. When it gets to the door, it lunges back and forth and back and forth at it, reducing it to splinters until nothing is left of it. It then returns to the box and floats gently inside.
After witnessing this, Hal, in total amazement, says, "I must have it! It's perfect! How much is it?"
"Two thousand dollar," says the little man.
"Two thousand! That's highway robbery!" says Hal.
"OK, Mr., if you no want..."
"No No, OK, I'll take it," concedes Hal.
"Good," says the little man. "Will that be cash or VISA?"
"Sheesh....." says Hal.
Hal gets home that evening, and his wife meets him at the door. "What's in the box?" asks Vanessa. "Oh nothing" says Hal.
"Please tell me. Please please please...."
"OK, it's for you, a special present." Hal says, and opens the box. Vanessa glances inside and sees the dildo. "Hal! I already have....oops, I mean, gee what is it?"
"It's a Voodoo dick! When I'm gone, and you get real horny, just open this box, and say 'Voodoo dick - my pussy.' and you'll be completely satisfied" Hal says.
"Hmmm....what will happen?" asks Vanessa
"You'll see....you'll see...."
Two days later, Hal's on his trip. Vanessa is getting real horny. She thinks, "Gee, that man that cleans pools for Hal might be interested...nah I'll try out this Voodoo dick thingamabob." She goes and gets the box, opens it up, and peers inside. She sets the box down, and gets undressed and sits back on the bed. She reaches part way into the box, and thinks for a moment, and draws her hand back out. "Voodoo dick! My pussy!" she says.
Voodoo dick floats out of the box, and heads right for her crotch. It gets to her, and enters her, lunging back and forth. She lays back on the bed, thinking that this is the most incredible thing she has ever seen, or *felt*. She has one orgasm, two, three, and it's still going. How does she get it to stop? Four...five...Oh gees, she thinks, I have to get this thing to stop.
She gets up, starts for the phone, then thinks. "Nah, I'll have to drive to the hospital, they'll know how to stop it."
She puts a dress on, gets the keys to her car, and heads out, all the while Voodoo dick is still going at her. She's in the car driving down the road, having her sixth, no seventh orgasm, trying to concentrate on the road. She looks in her mirror and sees flashing red and blue. "Oh shit. A damn cop." She pulls over slowly.
The cop walks up to the car "Good evening, may I see your licence, proof of insurance, and registration please?"
"S-s-sure officer....it's r-r-r-right h-h-here" She hands it to him.
"Have you been drinking tonight lady?"
"N-n-n-no I haven't O-o-o-officer. I have to get t-t-to the h-h-hospital."
"Are you sick? What's the problem?" the cop says.
"I have a Voodoo dick in my pussy that won't come out."
"A WHAT?" the cop asks again.
"A Voodoo dick.....p-p-p-please..."
The cop thinks about it for a second. Now he's seen it all, he thinks.
He looks at her, and says, "VOODOO DICK MY ASS!"
Don't be ridiculous. The first guy wanted to know the url for themes.org, so the other guy gave it to him.
Dear M. Torvalds,
Please fix your code fag.
Sincerly,
Steve Balmer
They snoop on your girlfriends/wifes in dressing rooms. Nuck their teeth out before it's too late.
I shit your cloud faggio. And I love Cheesy Poofs.
How can you tell? Studies began like what.. 20 years ago?
The whinning little girl finally won a gold medal, somebody should kick her in the teeth. I hope she get her legs crushed in a car accident.
No way pal, dinosaurs are back. I should know, I saw it at the movie theatre.
Who you calling a fish, Jah? Is it cause I is black?
Lifeforms running Linux will become the next generation of retards.
Masturbation makes you go blind.
I was busy downloading pron.
You think torture can't be used as self-defense? Wait 'til I poke your testicules with hot steel rods, smarty pants.
I unrinated on YOU when you were young!
You are right
NT = no text, only GUI
Linux = peice of shit dinosaur
Please spare us your wishful thinking. You never worked for Lockheed Martin. You couldn't janitor your way out of a paper bag.