Yes, I have problems with my wife. Thank you for your concerns.
She has never taken on the home, our marrage, or the baby as anything but a problem. She has never had a problem in spending the last $50 (that was for diapers & food) on drinking all night with her friends. I sought help with a marrage encounter group. Things have gotten better - she no longer keeps screaming at me for hours untill I write a bad check to let her go buy something, she doenst flip on the light and grab the blankets and push me out the bed to wake me up (to keep me sleep deprived and hope I snap), I dont get spit on and hit anymore (yes If you hit me in the face I might just hit back - wrong
to do but after a whole day of torture and being kept home against my
will...). She usually stays gone all night and most of the time comes home
smelling of booze - this has gotten better lately. I dont get told that I am
a controlling SOB if we are broke anymore.
But she still doesnt care for the baby (never would get up at night to feed
him) - I dress him and send him to daycare (he is 3 now) and pick him up.
She wont put up what she gets out - glasses stay were she sits them
(dishes). She refuses to do laundry or housework - I do the cooking,
cleaning, and rocking.
I had filed for divorce before we tried working it out - when I found out
she had an affair. She insits that the childs place is with the mommy (where
is she when he was found wandering outside the apartment 3 times! that is
why he is in daycare).
She is mainic depressive. doesnt take her meds. has improved some. no
affection - no kissing or intimicy. doesnt help with the house. dosent spend
her free time with the baby ( I take hime EVERYWHERE with me - she wont
watch him if I am home).
But being realistic, the cost of such a switch is not just the hardware/software involved. Do you really think switching EVERYTHING, down to the office suite, would fly with the users of these systems?
Yep.
Don't you think the training costs, and the costs involved with the reduced workflow (due to more time being spent re-learning how to save documents, print, etc.) are worth the reduced software costs?
Nope.
If I was in charge, I'd start small. A few alternative office suites at a time, slowly bringing people up to speed, etc.
Whatever. Get lost. Dork!
Glad you are not in charge. We are talking about Federal government here, not your insignificant mom n' pop shop.
Ban this page all you want. Who the fuck cares? It won't stop us from widening your poop chute until the day homosexual editors decide to fix the code. Considering the kind of monkeys we are dealing with, it may never happen. Have a nice day, sir. Please die Thanks.
Has this resource been moved to a new official site? If not, looks like you have one offer for a new home.
Oh my god! That was retard. Cliff, did you learn to read in a crack house? The guy just said that he was actually looking for a mirror of this archive. Do we have to spell it for you? Please choke and die!
Rob Malda was in love with puppies. All of his young life he had wanted a puppy, more than anything that he had ever wanted before.
Rob's parents were not too keen on the puppy idea, but after a long period of Rob repeatedly asking for one, they finally gave in.
On Rob's fifth birthday, his parents finally presented him with the gift that made him happier than he had ever been in all his life.
The puppy was somewhat of a mongrel, however, it was cute. It had a soft, almost totally white coat, which made CmdrTaco's parents think that one of its parents were of a good line.
For days afterwards, Rob doted on the little puppy. He never left the sight of the animal, and whenever the dog would make a "mistake," Rob was there to clean up after him.
Taco nor dog could have been happier.
Right from the start Rob began bringing his dog to bed with him. His parents had been asking him what he had named his puppy, but Rob always answered that he was not sure of a good name, and so he had not named
him.
The puppy was perfect for sleeping in CmdrTaco's bed. He did not make any mistakes while there, unlike Rob, and so the parents resigned themselves to the fact that boy and dog would also sleep together.
Six months passed, and both boy and dog were growing quickly. Rob was almost six, and the dog, while much bigger than it had been when the parents brought it home, was still a puppy, abet a rather large and
rambunctious one.
One evening Rob went to bed a little early. It was a hot summer night, and everything was hot and sticky. Rob decided that he would sleep naked, which would make him cooler.
As he got into bed with his, still unnamed, puppy, he secretly hoped that the dog would not want to snuggle up to him as he usually did at night. The thought of the puppy's warm body and fur coat up against him made him
feel hotter.
After a while it was obvious that sleep would not come fast for either boy or dog. It was just too hot to sleep. Rob rolled over onto his side and began stroking and petting his friend.
The puppy opened his eyes and looked at his master. His tail began wagging. The dog loved his little master. CmdrTaco was more of a "parent" to him than his mother had been during the short time that he was with her.
The puppy sat up, wagged his tail again, and gave CmdrTaco one of his famous puppy smiles. The puppy moved closer to CmdrTaco, and just when Rob was about to move him away to save from getting too hot, the puppy's
tongue darted out and licked CmdrTaco's breasts.
Rob gasped in surprise, however, he did nothing to stop the dog's tongue from licking him. It felt really good. CmdrTaco was unaware that he was covered in salt from sweating, and that animals loved this salt, especially
that on a child's body.
Rob laid there with his eyes wide open as the dog's rough little tongue lapped away at his stomach. Rob was beginning to get ticklish, and so he pushed the dog down away from his breasts.
The puppy did not mind this at all. He took one look at CmdrTaco's stomach, stuck out his tongue, and started licking his belly all around to get the salt off from him.
Rob felt a stirring in his body. On occasions he would find that his little penis would stir and grow hard, however, this annoyed him, as he had not yet found a use for a hard penis.
The puppy licking on his body was making his penis stand up hard. Almost about the same time that CmdrTaco was thinking a thought which excited him, the puppy began to lick lower and lower on CmdrTaco's body.
The puppy was licking at the top of CmdrTaco's pubes when Rob decided that he wanted to see what the puppy would do. His little body shuddered when he realized that the puppy could become playful and bite him, which
he decided would hurt like hell. CmdrTaco decided, however, that it was worth a chance.
Grabbing onto the puppy's head, Rob lowered him down towards his small erection. He held the dog's head a second or two to see what would happen. He could feel the dog's cold nose, as it sniffed up against his tiny
genitals.
Rob removed his hands from the puppy's head and waited to see what he would do. A few seconds later Rob almost jumped off from the bed. The puppy once again stuck out his tongue and began licking CmdrTaco's penis
and testicles.
The more that CmdrTaco wiggled and giggled, the more that the dog licked him. In the puppy's mind, it seemed as if CmdrTaco enjoyed having his penis and testicles licked. He loved CmdrTaco and would do anything for him. If he
licked to be licked, he would be licked.
After a few minutes of licking, Rob's tiny body began to shudder, and for the first time in his life, little Rob had an orgasm. His dog friend had licked him until he had gotten off.
Rob found that his penis was a little sore after he got off, and as soon as it started to shrink, he pulled the puppy's head off from his groin. The puppy looked as if he were not done yet, but Rob was firm. The little
sandpaper-like tongue would tear him apart when he felt like that.
Rob laid there for quite a while afterwards, thinking about the puppy licking his dick and balls. He smiled to himself as he fell off to sleep, suddenly exhausted, thinking that he could have the dog do this to him every night
when they went to bed.
Rob slept soundly, and did not know that as he slept, the puppy woke once again and licked his genitals leisurely for some time. When Rob rolled away from the puppy in his sleep, and turned so that his back faced him,
the little dog licked CmdrTaco's buttocks as well. If only little Rob had been awake at that time, he would have saved himself several more days of confused exploration.
The next evening when CmdrTaco and dog went to bed, Rob was ready. As soon as his parents left the room after checking on him, Rob pulled down his pajama bottoms, and pulled his puppy over to him. The puppy wasted
no time, and began licking CmdrTaco as he wanted to be licked.
Rob lasted about three minutes under the puppy's attack, and experienced a rather pleasant climax and orgasm as a result. While Rob laid in his post climatic bliss, he began wondering about the puppy.
When he became brave enough, Rob reached out and pulled the puppy closer to him. Spreading the dog's hind legs, Rob began to feel around between them, until he found what he was looking for.
The dog had a little penis hanging between his legs, just as he did. Under the penis were testicles, just like his. The only difference between CmdrTaco and dog, were that the dog had a skin over his penis, whereas Rob's
had been removed when he was a baby, and the dog's penis was partially covered with hair. Rob had seen his dad naked enough times to know that his penis too, would someday have hair over it.
Rob began to explore his friend's penis, wondering if it would get hard like his. In no time at all, he found out, as the puppy got a hard-on. Rob giggled when he felt the puppy's penis growing in his hand.
When the puppy reached his full length, Rob's fingers roamed over it in amazement. The puppy's penis was as long as his when it was hard, if not longer. Rob knew that the dog's penis was a little thicker than his. The
boy wondered how the dog could grow bigger than he was, when he was younger.
The puppy whimpered as CmdrTaco continued playing with his penis. The little dog began humping up against the hand of his master. Whatever CmdrTaco was doing to him, it sure felt good.
After a great deal of self-debate, Rob come to a decision. Bending down close to his puppy, he sniffed around the dog's groin area. He was happy to find no unpleasant smells. Tentatively, CmdrTaco stuck out his tongue,
and let it run up against the puppy's hard- on.
The taste was not all that bad, Rob decided, and so he continued licking it, trying in the process, to move any hair out of the way. Rob decided that he could do something else, and before he lost his nerve, he opened his
mouth and took the puppy's erection into it.
The dog yelped out when CmdrTaco's mouth covered his dick. Rob began petting and stroking the dog to keep it calm. Rob kept one eye on his bedroom door in case his parents were awakened.
As Rob began sucking, the puppy began humping. Rob giggled around his friend's penis. His giggles turned to gags, however, when the puppy managed to bury himself in CmdrTaco's mouth, and began humping away.
Rob managed to pull a little off the puppy's dick, and laid still as he felt his friend humping into his mouth. A few minutes later the little boy thought that the puppy had peed in his mouth. The dog groaned once, and shot a
few bursts of something wet and hot into his mouth.
Rob managed to spit all of the stuff out of his mouth, but the taste did not go away. Long afterwards, he wondered what it had been. He has watched his puppy pee many times in the past, and what came out of his dick
was not pee.
Rob began to worry, hoping that he did not hurt the dog, or break his penis. He pulled the puppy towards him, and began gently stroking and caressing his fur.
CmdrTaco and dog continued their oral love making night after night, well past Rob's sixth birthday, and well into the year. Rob had also discovered that he could hump his penis into the dog's fur, along his body, and that it
would feel good. He could cum this way easily, and often did it once or twice each night before he went to sleep.
The puppy had taught him how to hump, by humping himself up against CmdrTaco's naked leg. Rob had become so accustomed to the dog cumming on him by then, that it did not bother him. He decided that it was something
that happened when you got older. As CmdrTaco underwent sex education, he finally got a name for the stuff which came out of the puppy's penis. It was semen.
Rob had by then managed to be able to stick his dick into the dog's mouth on occasion. Although the dog licked better than he sucked, it was pleasant enough. Rob had also, on several occasions, kept sucking on his dog
while he came, and afterwards tried swallowing the cum. It made him a little sick at first, but eventually, he decided, it was not too bad.
By the time that Rob was seven, both he had the puppy were well experienced with sex, especially with each other. Rob had managed to teach the dog that sex was something which took place only in their room, and
when they were alone.
Rob had his first sexual experience at seven with a human being. It was a neighbor boy. They were outside playing together one day when the boy, a year younger than Rob, announced that he would suck Rob's
"weenie," if Rob would suck his afterwards.
Rob quickly agreed and the two boys went to a hideout where they could get undressed and fool around with each other. Rob was more than pleased with the blowjob that he had received from the boy. The boy had been
able to suck much better than the dog had. When his turn came around, he gave quite an impressive blowjob to the little boy as well. Rob had, after all, quite a bit of experience sucking his dog's dick.
Once the boys had spent their sexually energy in each other's mouths, Rob was ready to get dressed and go off playing again. The little boy stopped him, however, when he asked Rob if he wanted to put his dick up
inside of his butt.
Rob had heard about butt fucking from his friends and on the playground. He had never given it much thought. There were a couple of kids around the neighborhood who were rumored to have been butt fucked several
times by their friends, but Rob had only seen this occur once. He had watched a nine-year-old butt fuck a seven-year-old out near their fort. Rob did not quite understand the concept, however, as the nine-year-old had
crawled up onto of the seven-year-old's back and started humping. If Rob had been able to see the penetration himself, it would have made a lot more sense at the time.
Rob followed the younger boy's instructions, and got up behind him when the boy got onto his hands and knees and thrust his backside out towards him. Once spit was applied to Rob's dick and the boy's bottom, the fun
began.
Rob had never felt anything like that in his entire life. He had cum quite quickly inside of the boy, however, he wanted more, and so he stayed inside and rode the boy to several more climaxes. When he was finished, it
took no more than a request by the other boy to have him on his hands and knees, his own backside sticking out ready to be poked.
Rob enjoyed being poked, even though it had hurt a little at first. All while the little boy pounded into him. Rob was plotting what would happen that night with his dog.
Rob found his greatest pleasure that night, and for many nights that followed with his best friend, his dog. CmdrTaco had positioned himself so that the dog could mount him. The dog needed a little help at first, however,
once he was in, instinct took over and the dog humped himself off in CmdrTaco's bottom.
Rob found a harder time penetrating his dog friend, but after a few nights, both were sufficiently loose in the anuses to be able to handle each other.
The last time that Rob was able to enjoy his lifelong friend, was a special night for him. Rob had reached eleven, and was a handsome youth. That evening, while buried deeply inside his friend, something different took
place. He felt the familiar building of pressure in his dick and balls, however, that time when he came, he really came. Semen shot from his penis for the first time, and filled his friend's backside.
The next day when Rob came home from school, his mother was waiting for him in the living room. She looked oddly at Rob as he walked into the door, and told him to sit down that she wanted to talk to him. Rob began
to panic. He thought that somehow he had been found out having sex with his dog after all those years.
As his mother began speaking, however, the tears started to flow down his cheeks. Even before his mother had begun speaking, he knew. Something terrible had happened to his friend, his buddy, his dog who he had never
named, because he could not find the right name for him.
Rob learned that day that his best friend had been hot by a car while out running around the neighborhood. He had managed to get home, and into Rob's and his bedroom. The dog had died as it tried to crawl up onto the
boy's bed, his bed, which they had shared from childhood.
Rob cried for days afterwards, and mourned for years. After emotional pleadings by CmdrTaco, the parents went to the vet and reclaimed the body of the animal. That afternoon Rob buried the dog in the backyard. He was
alone, as he wanted it to be, however, his parents watched from the window as their son broke down time and time again as he tried to place the dog's body into the grave which he had dug.
Rob erected a tombstone over his friend's grave. It was marked "My Dog, and My Best Friend." The dates of the dogs arrival and his death were also recorded. What remained absent was a name. In Rob's mind the only
name which rolled around was the one which he had called his friend time and time again, "Lover."
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Don't go around saying this post owes you anything. This post owes you nothing. It was here first.
The word "f*ck" makes Little Baby Jesus cry.
I wish I could splash hot coffee in your face. I got an erection just imagining you crying in pain.
Lick it. Tastes like chicken.
The situation is hopeless. Kill yourself.
Yes, I have problems with my wife. Thank you for your concerns.
She has never taken on the home, our marrage, or the baby as anything but a problem. She has never had a problem in spending the last $50 (that was for diapers & food) on drinking all night with her friends. I sought help with a marrage encounter group. Things have gotten better - she no longer keeps screaming at me for hours untill I write a bad check to let her go buy something, she doenst flip on the light and grab the blankets and push me out the bed to wake me up (to keep me sleep deprived and hope I snap), I dont get spit on and hit anymore (yes If you hit me in the face I might just hit back - wrong to do but after a whole day of torture and being kept home against my will...). She usually stays gone all night and most of the time comes home smelling of booze - this has gotten better lately. I dont get told that I am a controlling SOB if we are broke anymore.
But she still doesnt care for the baby (never would get up at night to feed him) - I dress him and send him to daycare (he is 3 now) and pick him up. She wont put up what she gets out - glasses stay were she sits them (dishes). She refuses to do laundry or housework - I do the cooking, cleaning, and rocking.
I had filed for divorce before we tried working it out - when I found out she had an affair. She insits that the childs place is with the mommy (where is she when he was found wandering outside the apartment 3 times! that is why he is in daycare).
She is mainic depressive. doesnt take her meds. has improved some. no affection - no kissing or intimicy. doesnt help with the house. dosent spend her free time with the baby ( I take hime EVERYWHERE with me - she wont watch him if I am home).
And also a tube of rectal lubricant. Most importantly, don't forget the gerbils.
Please do not masturbate while posting on slashdot.
But being realistic, the cost of such a switch is not just the hardware/software involved. Do you really think switching EVERYTHING, down to the office suite, would fly with the users of these systems?
Yep.
Don't you think the training costs, and the costs involved with the reduced workflow (due to more time being spent re-learning how to save documents, print, etc.) are worth the reduced software costs?
Nope.
If I was in charge, I'd start small. A few alternative office suites at a time, slowly bringing people up to speed, etc.
Whatever. Get lost. Dork!
Glad you are not in charge. We are talking about Federal government here, not your insignificant mom n' pop shop.
Ban this page all you want. Who the fuck cares? It won't stop us from widening your poop chute until the day homosexual editors decide to fix the code. Considering the kind of monkeys we are dealing with, it may never happen. Have a nice day, sir. Please die Thanks.
You have tiny mouse balls. No wonder you never get laid.
Where is Ctrl-P on my Microsoft Intellimouse? Clicking File->Print doesn't work either, do I have to plug my printer first?
Indeed, Dr. Mandelbrot is able to sell is body for $5. That old fuck gave me the herpes.
"An ounce of cocaine is worth a ton of karma points." -- a slashdot editor
Nobody expect the first post!
Send some filthy mail.
This thing is a first post magnet.
Taco's snots are reusable. Just be careful not to swallow. Fags!
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Or better yet Eric Harshbarger should build a huge penis ejaculating. That would be top notch!
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The scale of my penis?
Has this resource been moved to a new official site? If not, looks like you have one offer for a new home.
Oh my god! That was retard. Cliff, did you learn to read in a crack house? The guy just said that he was actually looking for a mirror of this archive. Do we have to spell it for you? Please choke and die!
Rob Malda was in love with puppies. All of his young life he had wanted a puppy, more than anything that he had ever wanted before. Rob's parents were not too keen on the puppy idea, but after a long period of Rob repeatedly asking for one, they finally gave in. On Rob's fifth birthday, his parents finally presented him with the gift that made him happier than he had ever been in all his life. The puppy was somewhat of a mongrel, however, it was cute. It had a soft, almost totally white coat, which made CmdrTaco's parents think that one of its parents were of a good line. For days afterwards, Rob doted on the little puppy. He never left the sight of the animal, and whenever the dog would make a "mistake," Rob was there to clean up after him. Taco nor dog could have been happier. Right from the start Rob began bringing his dog to bed with him. His parents had been asking him what he had named his puppy, but Rob always answered that he was not sure of a good name, and so he had not named him. The puppy was perfect for sleeping in CmdrTaco's bed. He did not make any mistakes while there, unlike Rob, and so the parents resigned themselves to the fact that boy and dog would also sleep together.
Six months passed, and both boy and dog were growing quickly. Rob was almost six, and the dog, while much bigger than it had been when the parents brought it home, was still a puppy, abet a rather large and rambunctious one. One evening Rob went to bed a little early. It was a hot summer night, and everything was hot and sticky. Rob decided that he would sleep naked, which would make him cooler. As he got into bed with his, still unnamed, puppy, he secretly hoped that the dog would not want to snuggle up to him as he usually did at night. The thought of the puppy's warm body and fur coat up against him made him feel hotter. After a while it was obvious that sleep would not come fast for either boy or dog. It was just too hot to sleep. Rob rolled over onto his side and began stroking and petting his friend. The puppy opened his eyes and looked at his master. His tail began wagging. The dog loved his little master. CmdrTaco was more of a "parent" to him than his mother had been during the short time that he was with her. The puppy sat up, wagged his tail again, and gave CmdrTaco one of his famous puppy smiles. The puppy moved closer to CmdrTaco, and just when Rob was about to move him away to save from getting too hot, the puppy's tongue darted out and licked CmdrTaco's breasts. Rob gasped in surprise, however, he did nothing to stop the dog's tongue from licking him. It felt really good. CmdrTaco was unaware that he was covered in salt from sweating, and that animals loved this salt, especially that on a child's body. Rob laid there with his eyes wide open as the dog's rough little tongue lapped away at his stomach. Rob was beginning to get ticklish, and so he pushed the dog down away from his breasts. The puppy did not mind this at all. He took one look at CmdrTaco's stomach, stuck out his tongue, and started licking his belly all around to get the salt off from him. Rob felt a stirring in his body. On occasions he would find that his little penis would stir and grow hard, however, this annoyed him, as he had not yet found a use for a hard penis. The puppy licking on his body was making his penis stand up hard. Almost about the same time that CmdrTaco was thinking a thought which excited him, the puppy began to lick lower and lower on CmdrTaco's body. The puppy was licking at the top of CmdrTaco's pubes when Rob decided that he wanted to see what the puppy would do. His little body shuddered when he realized that the puppy could become playful and bite him, which he decided would hurt like hell. CmdrTaco decided, however, that it was worth a chance. Grabbing onto the puppy's head, Rob lowered him down towards his small erection. He held the dog's head a second or two to see what would happen. He could feel the dog's cold nose, as it sniffed up against his tiny genitals. Rob removed his hands from the puppy's head and waited to see what he would do. A few seconds later Rob almost jumped off from the bed. The puppy once again stuck out his tongue and began licking CmdrTaco's penis and testicles. The more that CmdrTaco wiggled and giggled, the more that the dog licked him. In the puppy's mind, it seemed as if CmdrTaco enjoyed having his penis and testicles licked. He loved CmdrTaco and would do anything for him. If he licked to be licked, he would be licked. After a few minutes of licking, Rob's tiny body began to shudder, and for the first time in his life, little Rob had an orgasm. His dog friend had licked him until he had gotten off. Rob found that his penis was a little sore after he got off, and as soon as it started to shrink, he pulled the puppy's head off from his groin. The puppy looked as if he were not done yet, but Rob was firm. The little sandpaper-like tongue would tear him apart when he felt like that. Rob laid there for quite a while afterwards, thinking about the puppy licking his dick and balls. He smiled to himself as he fell off to sleep, suddenly exhausted, thinking that he could have the dog do this to him every night when they went to bed. Rob slept soundly, and did not know that as he slept, the puppy woke once again and licked his genitals leisurely for some time. When Rob rolled away from the puppy in his sleep, and turned so that his back faced him, the little dog licked CmdrTaco's buttocks as well. If only little Rob had been awake at that time, he would have saved himself several more days of confused exploration.
The next evening when CmdrTaco and dog went to bed, Rob was ready. As soon as his parents left the room after checking on him, Rob pulled down his pajama bottoms, and pulled his puppy over to him. The puppy wasted no time, and began licking CmdrTaco as he wanted to be licked. Rob lasted about three minutes under the puppy's attack, and experienced a rather pleasant climax and orgasm as a result. While Rob laid in his post climatic bliss, he began wondering about the puppy. When he became brave enough, Rob reached out and pulled the puppy closer to him. Spreading the dog's hind legs, Rob began to feel around between them, until he found what he was looking for. The dog had a little penis hanging between his legs, just as he did. Under the penis were testicles, just like his. The only difference between CmdrTaco and dog, were that the dog had a skin over his penis, whereas Rob's had been removed when he was a baby, and the dog's penis was partially covered with hair. Rob had seen his dad naked enough times to know that his penis too, would someday have hair over it. Rob began to explore his friend's penis, wondering if it would get hard like his. In no time at all, he found out, as the puppy got a hard-on. Rob giggled when he felt the puppy's penis growing in his hand. When the puppy reached his full length, Rob's fingers roamed over it in amazement. The puppy's penis was as long as his when it was hard, if not longer. Rob knew that the dog's penis was a little thicker than his. The boy wondered how the dog could grow bigger than he was, when he was younger. The puppy whimpered as CmdrTaco continued playing with his penis. The little dog began humping up against the hand of his master. Whatever CmdrTaco was doing to him, it sure felt good. After a great deal of self-debate, Rob come to a decision. Bending down close to his puppy, he sniffed around the dog's groin area. He was happy to find no unpleasant smells. Tentatively, CmdrTaco stuck out his tongue, and let it run up against the puppy's hard- on. The taste was not all that bad, Rob decided, and so he continued licking it, trying in the process, to move any hair out of the way. Rob decided that he could do something else, and before he lost his nerve, he opened his mouth and took the puppy's erection into it. The dog yelped out when CmdrTaco's mouth covered his dick. Rob began petting and stroking the dog to keep it calm. Rob kept one eye on his bedroom door in case his parents were awakened. As Rob began sucking, the puppy began humping. Rob giggled around his friend's penis. His giggles turned to gags, however, when the puppy managed to bury himself in CmdrTaco's mouth, and began humping away. Rob managed to pull a little off the puppy's dick, and laid still as he felt his friend humping into his mouth. A few minutes later the little boy thought that the puppy had peed in his mouth. The dog groaned once, and shot a few bursts of something wet and hot into his mouth. Rob managed to spit all of the stuff out of his mouth, but the taste did not go away. Long afterwards, he wondered what it had been. He has watched his puppy pee many times in the past, and what came out of his dick was not pee. Rob began to worry, hoping that he did not hurt the dog, or break his penis. He pulled the puppy towards him, and began gently stroking and caressing his fur.
CmdrTaco and dog continued their oral love making night after night, well past Rob's sixth birthday, and well into the year. Rob had also discovered that he could hump his penis into the dog's fur, along his body, and that it would feel good. He could cum this way easily, and often did it once or twice each night before he went to sleep. The puppy had taught him how to hump, by humping himself up against CmdrTaco's naked leg. Rob had become so accustomed to the dog cumming on him by then, that it did not bother him. He decided that it was something that happened when you got older. As CmdrTaco underwent sex education, he finally got a name for the stuff which came out of the puppy's penis. It was semen. Rob had by then managed to be able to stick his dick into the dog's mouth on occasion. Although the dog licked better than he sucked, it was pleasant enough. Rob had also, on several occasions, kept sucking on his dog while he came, and afterwards tried swallowing the cum. It made him a little sick at first, but eventually, he decided, it was not too bad.
By the time that Rob was seven, both he had the puppy were well experienced with sex, especially with each other. Rob had managed to teach the dog that sex was something which took place only in their room, and when they were alone. Rob had his first sexual experience at seven with a human being. It was a neighbor boy. They were outside playing together one day when the boy, a year younger than Rob, announced that he would suck Rob's "weenie," if Rob would suck his afterwards. Rob quickly agreed and the two boys went to a hideout where they could get undressed and fool around with each other. Rob was more than pleased with the blowjob that he had received from the boy. The boy had been able to suck much better than the dog had. When his turn came around, he gave quite an impressive blowjob to the little boy as well. Rob had, after all, quite a bit of experience sucking his dog's dick. Once the boys had spent their sexually energy in each other's mouths, Rob was ready to get dressed and go off playing again. The little boy stopped him, however, when he asked Rob if he wanted to put his dick up inside of his butt. Rob had heard about butt fucking from his friends and on the playground. He had never given it much thought. There were a couple of kids around the neighborhood who were rumored to have been butt fucked several times by their friends, but Rob had only seen this occur once. He had watched a nine-year-old butt fuck a seven-year-old out near their fort. Rob did not quite understand the concept, however, as the nine-year-old had crawled up onto of the seven-year-old's back and started humping. If Rob had been able to see the penetration himself, it would have made a lot more sense at the time. Rob followed the younger boy's instructions, and got up behind him when the boy got onto his hands and knees and thrust his backside out towards him. Once spit was applied to Rob's dick and the boy's bottom, the fun began. Rob had never felt anything like that in his entire life. He had cum quite quickly inside of the boy, however, he wanted more, and so he stayed inside and rode the boy to several more climaxes. When he was finished, it took no more than a request by the other boy to have him on his hands and knees, his own backside sticking out ready to be poked. Rob enjoyed being poked, even though it had hurt a little at first. All while the little boy pounded into him. Rob was plotting what would happen that night with his dog.
Rob found his greatest pleasure that night, and for many nights that followed with his best friend, his dog. CmdrTaco had positioned himself so that the dog could mount him. The dog needed a little help at first, however, once he was in, instinct took over and the dog humped himself off in CmdrTaco's bottom. Rob found a harder time penetrating his dog friend, but after a few nights, both were sufficiently loose in the anuses to be able to handle each other.
The last time that Rob was able to enjoy his lifelong friend, was a special night for him. Rob had reached eleven, and was a handsome youth. That evening, while buried deeply inside his friend, something different took place. He felt the familiar building of pressure in his dick and balls, however, that time when he came, he really came. Semen shot from his penis for the first time, and filled his friend's backside. The next day when Rob came home from school, his mother was waiting for him in the living room. She looked oddly at Rob as he walked into the door, and told him to sit down that she wanted to talk to him. Rob began to panic. He thought that somehow he had been found out having sex with his dog after all those years. As his mother began speaking, however, the tears started to flow down his cheeks. Even before his mother had begun speaking, he knew. Something terrible had happened to his friend, his buddy, his dog who he had never named, because he could not find the right name for him. Rob learned that day that his best friend had been hot by a car while out running around the neighborhood. He had managed to get home, and into Rob's and his bedroom. The dog had died as it tried to crawl up onto the boy's bed, his bed, which they had shared from childhood. Rob cried for days afterwards, and mourned for years. After emotional pleadings by CmdrTaco, the parents went to the vet and reclaimed the body of the animal. That afternoon Rob buried the dog in the backyard. He was alone, as he wanted it to be, however, his parents watched from the window as their son broke down time and time again as he tried to place the dog's body into the grave which he had dug. Rob erected a tombstone over his friend's grave. It was marked "My Dog, and My Best Friend." The dates of the dogs arrival and his death were also recorded. What remained absent was a name. In Rob's mind the only name which rolled around was the one which he had called his friend time and time again, "Lover."