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  1. *yawn* on Ice Worms And Frozen Rat Ovaries · · Score: -1

    Looks like we are alone in there. Mind if I smack your butt cheeks?

  2. frost potato on Storage Area Networks vs. Local RAID Arrays? · · Score: -1

    i'm an idiot

  3. Giant Tomatoes From Outer Space on LinuxWorld Preview · · Score: -1
    Actually, we're just a couple of tomatoes from the Mojave Desert.

    What is black and while and moves in a circle?

    Two penguins trapped in a revolving door!

    Have a great day.



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  4. faggot on Coming Soon: Ultra Wide Band · · Score: -1
    michel likes his Tampax ultra wide. He think it is more sexier than wearing diaper.



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  5. Linux Kernel 2.6 Not Released on The Rise of Independent Media Centers · · Score: -1
    Special report from the Independent Media Centers. Today the latest 2.6-STABLE kernel has not been released. Maybe next year.



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  6. Intel Pentium 5 Not Released on Intel's Answer to AMD's Hammer - Yamhill · · Score: -1
    Breaking news! The new Intel Pentium 5 processor has not been released. Do not expect it until the end of the year 2003.



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  7. Re:Mad propz to CmderTaco... on UNIX Process Cryogenics? · · Score: -1
    I beg you to stop posting my phone number on Slashdot.



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  8. Re:Early post. on Linux Desktop Clustering - Pick Your Pricerange · · Score: -1
    Buy yourself a handgun and rob the cash registers. That would be a pretty good investment.



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  9. Re:bacteria.. on Galileo's Final Blaze of Glory · · Score: -1

    Great. But you are not a physist, what the fuck do you know? Stop talking out of your ass.

  10. Frisky Piss on Where Can You Buy Refurbished Hardware, Now? · · Score: -1

    Please define 'hardware'. Are you looking for dildo or butt plugs? The glowing Jesus in the dark are purdy amazing.

  11. Extreme programming on Extreme Programming vs. Interactive Design · · Score: -1
    Does that mean shitting your pants while coding furiously some open source software that you will eventually release under the GPL because no fucktards with half a brain would be interested to buy your worthless program. Not to mention wearing the same shit stained underwears for the next 3 months.



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  12. What kinda freak are you? on 3D Desktops for Linux? · · Score: -1
    Why the fuck do I need 3D desktops when I can wedge my face in uncle's ass crack for hours in a row?



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  13. First weewee on Data Migration from Sybase to PostgreSQL? · · Score: -1
    FOR SALE: Your most humuliating mugshot caught on tape from our hundred candid cameras around town.

    Tell us your name and we will ship the goods. Don't bother, we already know your credit card number, along with your social security number, and what you ate for breakfast this morning.

    And now a friendly reminder from your government, you forgot to close your toothpaste tube.


    Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. CCTV, dance monkey boy!




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  14. Hanukkah!! Santa Doesn't Cop Out Dope on Gifts and Toys You Should Pass on This Season? · · Score: -1
    Put on your yalmulka, here comes Hanukkah
    Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah,

    Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
    Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

    When you feel like the only kid in town without a Xmas tree,
    Heres a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me:

    David Lee Roth lights the menorrah,
    So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

    Guess who eats together at the Karnickey Deli,
    Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli.

    Paul Newmans half Jewish; Goldie Hawns half too,
    Put them together--what a fine lookin Jew!

    You dont need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
    Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish!

    Put on your yalmulka, its time for Hanukkah,
    The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs celebrates Hanukkah.

    O.J. Simpson not a Jew!
    But guess who is...Hall of Famer--Rod Carew--

    We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
    Harrison Fords a quarter Jewish-- not too shabby!

    Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
    Well, he's not, but guess who is: All three stooges.

    So many Jews are in show biz--
    Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is.

    Tell your friend Veronica, its time you celebrate Hanukkah
    I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah.

    So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your marajuanic-ah,
    If you really, really wanna-kah, Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah.

    Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Terra Firma, the earth may move, but now your dildo won't!




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  15. Rah! on Private Namespaces for Linux · · Score: -1
    Who are you to tell us what's worth reading, nimrod. Your own articles are stinkier than a mal odorous chink.
    Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Mitsubishi, word is getting around.




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  16. Re:Article wrong? on U.S. Court Ruling Nixes EULA Sales Restrictions · · Score: -1
    Lighten up asshole! This is slashdot. You have better chances to find accurate information in a Chinese fortune cookie than here on slashdot.

    Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. CNN, cheesy boobs tube for mom n' pop.




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  17. Re:what about us... on Excite Could Go Dark On Friday · · Score: -1
    You look like a jew.

    Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. VeriSign, your privacy is in good hands.




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  18. Re:new email on Excite Could Go Dark On Friday · · Score: -1
    So you are the fucko who always get Anonymizer banned. Gotta enjoy the proxies hunting.

    Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Slashdot, feeding the trolls for a living.




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  19. Al Capone on IBM and Red Hat Sign Major Support Agreement · · Score: -1
    Al Capone was a hoodlum
    He was a gangster
    He kills people in gangland style
    He is a stupid asshole
    He is full of shit

    Al Capone
    Al Capone
    Al Capone
    Al Capone

    Al Capone gunned down my brother
    He killed him with an Uzi submachine gun
    He plugged twenty bullets in him
    He stole his hotrod

    Al Capone
    Al Capone
    Al Capone
    Al Capone

    Al Capone beat two men to death with a baseball bat
    He smashed both of them over the head
    At the age of 46, he was a stupid jackass
    Al Capone is a no-good asshole

    Al Capone
    Al Capone
    Al Capone
    Al Capone

    Rock over lodon. Rock on chicago. Wal-Mart, it's always the low price. Always.




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  20. The Vultures Ate My Dead Ass Up on Books on the History of Hacking? · · Score: -1
    Once upon a time, a team of hungry birds came down on a dead body
    It was a dead deer
    They sucked it deep into the dead deer
    The vultures were hungry

    The vultures, the vultures
    The vultures, the vultures
    The vultures
    Ate my dead ass up

    The vultures ate the deer like it was going out of style
    They were eating on the skull
    They were eating like dogs

    The vultures, the vultures
    The vultures, the vultures
    The vultures
    Ate my dead ass up

    The vultures took off like a jet plane
    They were flying United
    They were flying at 150 miles per hour
    They were flying like an airplane

    The vultures, the vultures
    The vultures, the vultures
    The vultures
    Ate my dead ass up
    The vultures
    Ate my dead ass up
    The vultures
    Ate my dead ass up
    The vultures
    Ate my dead ass up

    Rock over lodon. Rock on chicago. Taco Bell, make a run for the border




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  21. Rock and Roll McDonalds on California Takes Issue With Microsoft Settlement Idea · · Score: -1
    McDonalds is the place to rock
    It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
    It is a good place to listen to the music
    People flock here to get down to the rock music

    Rock and Roll McDonalds
    Rock and Roll McDonalds
    Rock and Roll McDonalds
    Rock and Roll McDonalds

    McDonalds will make you fat
    They serve Big Macs
    They serve Quarter-Pounders
    They will put pounds on you

    Rock and Roll McDonalds
    Rock and Roll McDonalds
    Rock and Roll McDonalds
    Rock and Roll McDonalds

    McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
    They are worse than Burger King
    A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
    A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

    Rock and Roll McDonalds
    Rock and Roll McDonalds
    Rock and Roll McDonalds
    Rock and Roll McDonalds

    Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties, breakfast of champions.




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  22. Outburst on Wil Wheaton playing for EFF · · Score: -1
    My yelling got me put out of the art store
    The voices in my head cussed at me
    I was yelling like a wild animal
    I felt like a jackass screaming at the top of my lungs

    Outburst
    Outburst
    Outburst
    Outburst
    Outburst

    Jim Simm got on my ass for screaming like a wild animal at Genesis on Western
    I freaked out a lot of customers
    I also said "suck my dick" in front of a lot of people

    Outburst
    Outburst
    Outburst
    Outburst
    Outburst

    I was warned that if I have another psychotic outburst, I would be barred out of Genesis for life
    A chronic schizophrenia attack happens every time I speak my word
    Then I start screaming

    Outburst
    Outburst
    Outburst
    Outburst
    Outburst

    Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Be a pepper, drink Dr. Pepper.




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  23. Michael Jackson on European Space Agency Developing GPS Rival · · Score: -1
    You are a homosexual to the max
    You are a professional cock sucker in the mix
    You are a child molester
    You love sucking little boys' dicks

    Michael Jackson
    Michael Jackson
    Michael Jackson
    Michael Jackson

    You are a professional cock sucker in hell
    You are a professional cock sucker to Satan
    You are a boot-licker to Satan
    You love sucking little boys' asses and dicks

    Michael Jackson
    Michael Jackson
    Michael Jackson
    Michael Jackson

    You should be ashamed of yourself
    You know you are so talented
    Why don't you stop being a homosexual
    Stop molesting little boys you freak!

    Michael Jackson
    Michael Jackson
    Michael Jackson
    Michael Jackson

    Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Carson's, it's the place for ribs.




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  24. I Whipped Superman's Ass on Manuals or Documentation for IBM 6408 Printer? · · Score: -1
    Superman had a big "S" on his chest
    He was drawing on my nerves
    I got mad at his drunk ass
    I gave him a war hell ride

    I whipped Superman's ass
    I whipped Superman's ass
    I whipped Superman's ass
    I whipped Superman's ass

    Superman thought he was bad
    He was messing with my girlfriend
    I caught him in my room kissing her
    I took a rubber hose and flogged his rump

    I whipped Superman's ass
    I whipped Superman's ass
    I whipped Superman's ass
    I whipped Superman's ass

    Superman beat the hell out of me
    He knocked me to the floor
    I got back up and knocked him to the floor
    Superman was being such a roughneck

    I whipped Superman's ass
    I whipped Superman's ass
    I whipped Superman's ass
    I whipped Superman's ass

    Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Shell, it's the world's best-selling gasoline.




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  25. Don't Curse in God's House on Generate AM Radio Broadcasts With Your Monitor · · Score: -1
    Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church
    I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck
    Reverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar language
    He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth

    Don't curse in God's house
    Don't curse in God's house
    Don't curse in God's house
    Don't curse in God's house

    At this time, I told the preacher to fuck off
    I told Reverend Richard Price to suck a male camel's dick
    Suddenly, he ordered one of the deacons to throw me out of church
    He then escorted me to the door

    Don't curse in God's house
    Don't curse in God's house
    Don't curse in God's house
    Don't curse in God's house

    When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a beating stick
    I went up to the pulpit and clocked Reverend Richard Price in the head
    He fell to the floor
    Suddenly, the police was chasing me out of church after I called the preacher an asshole

    Don't curse in God's house
    Don't curse in God's house
    Don't curse in God's house
    Don't curse in God's house

    Rock over London. Rock on chicago. Hardees, we're out to win you over.




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