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  1. Ride The Lightning on Benchmarks for ATI's TRUFORM Technology? · · Score: -1

    Metallica - Ride the Lightning

    Guilty as charged
    But dammit it ain't right
    There's someone else controlling me
    Death in the air
    Strapped in the electric chair
    This can't be happening to me
    Who made you God to say
    I'll take your life from you!!

    Flash before my eyes
    Now it's time to die
    Burning in my brain
    I can feel the flame

    Wait for the sign
    To flick the switch of death
    It's the beginnign of the end
    Sweat chilling cold
    As I watch death unfold
    Consciousness my only friend
    My fingers grip with fear
    What am I doing here?

    Flash before my eyes
    Now it's time to die
    I can feel the flame

    Someone help me
    Oh please God help me
    They're trying to take it all away
    I don't want to die

    Time moving slow
    The minutes seem like hours
    The final curtain call I see
    How true is this?
    Just get it over with
    If this is true just let it be
    Wakened by horrid scream
    Freed from this frightening dream

    Flash before my eyes
    Now it's time to die
    Burning in my brain
    I can feel the flame

  2. HIT THE LIGHTS on Treó 10: Another Portable Mass Storage Device · · Score: -1

    Metallica - Hit The Lights

    No life till leather
    We are gonna kick some ass tonight
    We got the metal madness
    When our fans start screaming
    It's right well alright
    When we start to rock
    We never want to stop again

    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights

    You know our fans are insane
    We are gonna blow this place away
    with volume higher
    Than anything today the only way
    When we start to rock
    We never want to stop again

    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights

    With all our screaming
    We are gonna rip right through your brain
    We got the lethal power
    It is causing you sweet pain Oh sweet pain
    When we start to rock
    We never want to stop again

    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights

  3. Ipren - Den intelligenta v�rktabletten on Higgs Boson Not Found at 115 Gev · · Score: -1

    Ipren - Den intelligenta värktabletten

    Jag är Ipren den intelligenta värktabletten!
    Mot värk och feber en effektiv vän.
    Smärtstillande, febernedsättande.
    Jag är Ipren, helt enkelt intelligent.
    Jag har anti-inflammatoriska egenskaper.
    Bra mot muskelvärk, ledvärk och ryggvärk.
    En Ipren 400 milligram hjälper oftast bättre än
    två receptfria tabletter med paracetamol, t.ex. Alvedon.
    Vid huvudvärk, mensvärk och tandvärk.
    Jag är Ipren, den intelligenta värktabletten!

  4. Re:Rush blows on NASA Chooses Pluto Mission · · Score: -1

    Heh. I had to paste SOMETHING early so I just opened up the first random file in ~/txt/lyrics I could find. Sorry. I'll find something better later.

  5. Subdivisions on NASA Chooses Pluto Mission · · Score: -1

    Rush - Subdivisions

    Sprawling on the fringes of the city
    In geometric order
    An insulated border
    In between the bright lights
    And the far unlit unknown

    Growing up it all seems so one-sided
    Opinions all provided
    The future pre-decided
    Detached and subdivided
    In the mass production zone

    Nowhere is the dreamer
    Or the misfit so alone

    Subdivisions ---
    In the high school halls
    In the shopping malls
    Conform or be cast out
    Subdivisions ---
    In the basement bars
    In the backs of cars
    Be cool or be cast out
    Any escape might help to smooth
    The unattractive truth
    But the suburbs have no charms to soothe
    The restless dreams of youth

    Drawn like moths we drift into the city
    The timeless old attraction
    Cruising for the action
    Lit up like a firefly
    Just to feel the living night

    Some will sell their dreams for small desires
    Or lose the race to rats
    Get caught in ticking traps
    And start to dream of somewhere
    To relax their restless flight

    Somewhere out of a memory
    Of lighted streets on quiet nights...

  6. Re:I like on 2nd Annual Poetry Spam · · Score: -1

    The North Minehead Bye-Election

    Knock. Door opens.

    Landlady (Terry Jones): Hello, Mr and Mrs Johnson, isn't it?

    Mr Johnson (Eric Idle): Yes, that's right. Yes.

    Landlady: Oh, come on in. Excuse me not shaking hands, I've just been putting a bit of lard on the cat's boil. (Door closes)

    Johnson: Very nice.

    Landlady: Oh, you must be tired. It's a long drive from Coventry, isn't it?

    Johnson: Yes, well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and 53 minutes, with a 25 minute wait at Frampton Cottrell to stretch our legs; only we had to wait half an hour to get onto the M5 at Droitwich.

    Landlady: Really?

    Johnson: Then there was a three mile queue just before Bridgewater on the A38. We usually come round on the B3339, you see, just before Bridgewater.

    Landlady: Yeah. Really?

    Johnson: We decided to risk it 'cause they always say they're going to widen it there. Yes, well just by the intersection there where the A372 joins up. There's plenty of room to widen it there, there's only grass verges. They could get another six feet, knock down that hospital. Then we took the coast road through Williton - we got all the Taunton traffic on the A358 from Crowcombe and Stogumber.

    Landlady: Well you must be dying for a cup of tea.

    Johnson: Well, wouldn't say no, long as it's warm and wet.

    Landlady: Well come on in the lounge, I'm just about to serve afternoon tea.

    Johnson: Very nice.

    Landlady: Come on in, Mr and Mrs Johnson and meet Mr and Mrs Phillips.

    Mr Phillips (Terry Gilliam): Good afternoon.

    Johnson: Good afternoon.

    Landlady: It's their third year with us; we can't keep you away, can we? And over here is Mr Hilter.

    (In the corner are three German generals in full Nazi uniform, poring over a map.)

    Hilter (Cleese with heavy German accent): Ach. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon.

    Landlady: Oho, planning a little excursion, eh, Mr Hilter?

    Hilter: Ja, ja, ve haff a little... (to Palin) was ist Abweise bewegen?

    Bimmler (Michael Palin, also with German accent): Hiking.

    Hilter: Ah yes, ve make a little *hike* for Bideford.

    Johnson: Ah yes. Well, you'll want the A39. Oh, no, you've got the wrong map there. This is Stalingrad. You want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.

    Hilter: Ah! Stalingrad! Ha ha ha, Heinri...Reginald, you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-vicket English person.

    Bimmler: I'm sorry mein Fuhrer, mein (cough) mein Dickie old chum.

    Landlady: Oh, lucky Mr Johnson pointed that out. You wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you? Ha ha. (stony silence) I said, you wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you?

    Hilter: Not much fun in Stalingrad, no.

    Landlady: Oh I'm sorry. I didn't introduce you. This is Ron. Ron Vibbentrop.

    Johnson: Oh, not Von Ribbentrop, eh?

    Vibbentrop (Graham Chapman, with German Accent): Nein! Nein! Oh. Ha ha. Different other chap. I in Somerset am being born. Von Ribbentrop is born Gotterdammerstrasse 46, Dusseldorf Vest 8.....so they say!

    Landlady: And this is the quiet one, Mr Bimmler, Heinrich Bimmler.

    Bimmler: How do you do there squire? I also am not of Minehead being born but I in your Peterborough Lincolnshire was given birth to. But am staying in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all time during vor, due to jolly old running sores, and vos unable to go in the streets or to go visit football matches or go to Nuremburg. Ha ha. Am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes. Oh...and am glad England vin Vorld Cup. Bobby Charlton. Martin Peters. And eating I am lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly Line, don't you know old chap, vot! And I vos head of Gestapo for ten years. (Hilter elbows him in the ribs) Ah! Five years! (Hilter elbows him again, harder) Nein! No! Oh. Was NOT head of Gestapo AT ALL! I was not, I make joke! (laughs)

    Landlady: Oh, Mr Bimmler. You do have us on! (Telephone rings) Oh excuse me. I must just go and answer that.

    Johnson: How long are you down here for, Mr Hilter, just the fortnight?

    Hilter: Vot you ask that for, are you a spy or something? Get on against the wall, Britischer Pig, you are going to die!

    Bimmler: Take it easy, Dickie old chum!

    Vibbentrop: I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, he's a bit on edge. He hasn't slept since 1945.

    Hilter: Shut your cake-hole, you Nazi!

    Vibbentrop: Cool it, Fuhrer cat!

    Bimmler: Ha ha, the fun we have!

    Johnson: Haven't I seen him on the television?

    Hilter, Vibbentrop, Bimmler: (hastily) Nicht. Nein. No.

    Johnson: Simon Dee show, or was it Frosty?

    Hilter, Vibbentrop, Bimmler: Nein. No.

    Landlady: Telephone, Mr Hilter. It's Mr McGoering from the Bell and Compasses. He says he's found a place where you can hire bombers by the hour...?

    Hilter: If he opens his big mouth again, it's Lapschig time!

    Bimmler: Shut up! Ha ha, hire bombers! He's a joker, that Scottish person.

    Vibbentrop: Good old Norman!

    Landlady (to Johnson): He's on the phone the whole time nowadays

    Johnson: In business, is he?

    Bimmler: Soon, baby!

    Landlady: Of course it's his big day Thursday. They've been planning it for months.

    Johnson: What's happening then?

    Landlady: Well it's the North Minehead bye-election. Mr Hilter's standing as the National Bocialist candidate. He's got wonderful plans for Minehead!

    Johnson: Like what?

    Landlady: Well, for a start he wants to annex Poland.

    Johnson: Oh, North Minehead's Conservative, isn't it?

    Landlady: Well, yes, he gets a lot of people at his rallies.

    Johnson: Rallies?

    LandLady: Well, they're Bocialist meetings down at the Axis Cafe on Rosedale Road.

    (Short scene cut: huge crowds outside going "Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil. Sieg Heil.")

    Hilter: I am not a racialist, but...and dis is a big but...the National Bocialist party says that das (stream of German).

    Bimmler: Mr Hitler (Hilter slaps him) ...Hilter says historically Taunton is a part of Minehead already!

    Hilter: Und der Minehead ist nicht die letze (stream of German)...in die Welt!

    Crowd: Sieg Heil.

    (Cut to interviews on the street)

    Yokel (Chapman): I don't like the sound of these 'ere Boncentration Bamps.

    Woman (Idle): Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it in the head!

    Upper class (Cleese): Well, I think he'd do a lot of good to the Stock Exchange.

    Woman (Cleese): No! No!

    Himmler (in disguise): Oh yes Britisher pals, he is wunderbar-ful.

    Pepperpot (Jones):

    Gumby (Jones): I think he's got beautiful legs.

    Conservative (Chapman): (droning) Well... speaking as the Conservative candidate I just drone on and on and on and on without letting anyone else get a word in edgeways, until I start foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards. Ooo-aaahhh. (THUD)

    (Cut back to 'Spectrum' host)

    Host (Michael Palin): Foam at the mouth and fall over backwards. Is he foaming at the mouth to fall over backwards or falling over backwards to foam at the mouth? Tonight's 'Spectrum' examines the whole question of frothing and falling, coughing and calling, screaming and bawling, walling and stalling, brawling and mauling, falling and hauling, trawling and squalling, and zalling. Zalling. It isn't even a word zalling. If it is what does it mean? If it isn't what does it mean? Perhaps both, maybe neither. What do I mean by the word 'mean'? What do I mean by the word 'word'? What do I mean by 'what do I mean'? What do I mean by 'do' and what do I do by 'mean'? And what do I do by do by do and what do I mean by wasting your time like this? Good night.

  7. Nutshell on 2nd Annual Poetry Spam · · Score: -1

    Alice In Chains - Nutshell

    We chase misprinted lies
    We face the path of time
    And yet I fight
    And yet I fight
    This battle all alone
    No one to cry to
    No place to call home

    Oooh...Oooh...
    Oooh...Oooh...

    My gift of self is raped
    My privacy is raked
    And yet I find
    And yet I find
    Repeating in my head
    If I can't be my own
    I'd feel better dead

    Oooh...Oooh...
    Oooh...Oooh...

  8. Land Of The Morning Calm on Dealing with BLOBs in Postgres? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The Templars - Land Of The Morning Calm

    On a world flight late one night
    He left his friends, he left his wife
    Far to the east, destination unknown
    Doesn't even know where to call his home

    Thought he had it bad back on the block
    Knocking down pints with no afterthought
    Now he's far away in some foreign land
    He took for granted all he had

    CHORUS
    Over the Sea of Japan (x2)
    He left his freedom, he left his land
    Over the Sea of Japan

    12 beers later and the sun in his face
    It's not a bad dream, he's really in this place
    360 days to some, but they're not in the land of the morning calm.

    CHORUS

    Repeat first & second verse

    CHORUS

  9. Violence on Farewell to SNK · · Score: -1, Troll

    The Last Resort - VIOLENCE IN OUR MINDS

    Walking down the road with a dozen pals of mine
    Looking for some aggro just to pass the time
    We met a stupid hippie who tried to run away
    I punched him in the nose just to pass the time of day

    Great big boots great long laces
    Jeans held up by scarlet braces
    Get out of our way or get took for a ride
    We've just got violence in our minds
    In our minds we got violence in our minds

    Wake up in the morning I have me Ready Brek
    I drink me cup of Bovril and wring me mother's neck
    I stroll into town beat a soulboy black and blue
    Put fruit gum in the meter 'cos there's nothing else to do

    We go to football matches we always have a laugh
    We always get some bovver in before the second half
    We really have a smashing time we really have some fun
    Especially when the odds are ours 25 to 1, to 1

  10. Re:Skins & Punks on California Takes Issue With Microsoft Settlement Idea · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh fuck me with a god damn chainsaw. Fucking HTML posting. I hate you. Let's try that again. I want to shoot someone.

    The Templars - Skinsn & Punks

    Doesn't matter if you know how to play
    Doesn't matter whatcha have to say
    Just get together with your friends
    Fast loud music's not a fashion trend

    CHORUS
    So come on Skinheads with your booted feet - Skins and Punks
    Come on Punks come join in - Skins and Punks
    Up and down like a pogo stick - Skins and Punks

    Doesn't matter if you know how to dance
    Come on kids, come take a chance
    Everyone to the dance floor
    Shout Oi! Oi! Oi! if you want some more

    CHORUS

    Doesn't matter who you are
    Stick with us we're gonna go far
    Get together with your friends
    Fast loud music's not a fashion trend

    CHORUS

  11. Skins & Punks on California Takes Issue With Microsoft Settlement Idea · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hello, folks. My first post with this new account was interrupted by a dumbfuck who insisted I answer a stupid car question. Oh god I need to get out of here. Anyway... The Templars - Skins & Punks Doesn't matter if you know how to play Doesn't matter whatcha have to say Just get together with your friends Fast loud music's not a fashion trend CHORUS So come on Skinheads with your booted feet - Skins and Punks Come on Punks come join in - Skins and Punks Up and down like a pogo stick - Skins and Punks Doesn't matter if you know how to dance Come on kids, come take a chance Everyone to the dance floor Shout Oi! Oi! Oi! if you want some more CHORUS Doesn't matter who you are Stick with us we're gonna go far Get together with your friends Fast loud music's not a fashion trend CHORUS