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Some poop making an appearance isn’t uncommon in anal play of any kind, but you don’t want to have full bowels going into this. Before intimacy begins, make sure to have gone to the bathroom, emptied your bowels and taken a shower. If you have a bidet, make sure to use it! The cleaner you keep your back door, the less likely it is that your fun will be cut short by an “accident.” Keep some condoms, tissues and even a towel on-hand if you’re that stressed about potential mess.
That's a redundant action. In one swift move, I can have my sharpened tungsten phallus all the way through the rectum and well on its way to the pancreas.
Too bad indochimp Miss Mash puts retarded drivel like "too bad" into the headline. At least everyone sees her for what she's worth. It's pretty close to the "of course" that you get on NPR every thirty seconds.
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Some poop making an appearance isn’t uncommon in anal play of any kind, but you don’t want to have full bowels going into this. Before intimacy begins, make sure to have gone to the bathroom, emptied your bowels and taken a shower. If you have a bidet, make sure to use it! The cleaner you keep your back door, the less likely it is that your fun will be cut short by an “accident.” Keep some condoms, tissues and even a towel on-hand if you’re that stressed about potential mess.
Frisky pornstar of the gay variety!!!!!!1111eleven
Insert BONER into RECTUM.
Television, religion
Social instruction
Sex and drugs
Violent seduction
BeauHD a social outcast
KMFDM...is...A DRUG AGAINST WAR!
GOATSE!!! goatse GOATSE!!! goatse GOATSE!!! goatse
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That's a redundant action. In one swift move, I can have my sharpened tungsten phallus all the way through the rectum and well on its way to the pancreas.
Keanu Reeves in "Speed Reading"
GOATSE!!! goatse GOATSE!!! goatse GOATSE!!! goatse
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Nice try, vlad.
Bend over, BeauHD, so I can give you one of my world famous internal probes!
Too bad indochimp Miss Mash puts retarded drivel like "too bad" into the headline. At least everyone sees her for what she's worth. It's pretty close to the "of course" that you get on NPR every thirty seconds.