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5.3M Cars Recalled Because 'Drivers May Not Be Able to Turn Off Cruise Control' (freep.com)

An anonymous reader quotes the Associated Press: Fiat Chrysler is recalling more than 5.3 million vehicles in the U.S., Canada and elsewhere because in rare but terrifying circumstances, drivers may not be able to turn off the cruise control. The company is warning owners not to use cruise control until the cars, SUVs and trucks can be fixed with a software update. Fiat Chrysler says the condition can occur if the cruise control accelerates at the same time an electrical short-circuit happens. But the brakes are designed to overpower the engine and the vehicles could still be stopped...

In the complaint filed with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, an owner from Olathe, Kansas, said a 2017 Dodge Journey SUV rental vehicle was being driven about 70 miles per hour with the cruise control on when the windshield wipers came on by themselves and the throttle locked up. The owner, who was not identified in the agency's complaint database, wrote that the cruise control would not disengage by tapping the brakes or turning off the button. The driver was able to slam on the brakes and get the SUV to the side of the road. "It was still running at an engine speed to support 70 mph and fighting the brakes," the driver wrote. The engine stop button also wouldn't work, but the driver was able to halt the SUV and shift into park while the brakes "smoked significantly."

The recall "includes 15 Jeep, Dodge, Chrysler and Ram models from six model years" which have automatic transmissions and gas engines, according to the Associated Press -- 4.8 million in America, plus another 490,000 in Canada and "an undetermined number" in other countries.

You can check if your vehicle is affected by this (or any other) recall by entering its VIN number at NHTSA.gov. U.S. safety officials suggest checking whether your vehicle has been recalled "at least twice per year."

152 comments

  1. Fiat? S'plains it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't drive a piece of shit and expect to live long.

  2. Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by OpenSourceAllTheWay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A nice red plastic button that when hit, disengages all software/electronics that might take control away from you, and either kills the engine completely as well, or lets you take full-manual control of everything? If the vehicles in question do not have that, what happens when some kind of remote hack or virus attack happens on these vehicles? Imagine turning on the news and finding that hundreds of vehicles have all crashed at the same time, with injuries and loss of lives, because some asshole hacker in another part of the world took all manual control away from the drivers? You can see red Stop/Panic buttons in pretty much any setting where dangerous equipment is operated that might need to be shut down quickly in an emergency. A car weighing over 1 ton and going at 70MPH or more IS dangerous equipment.

    1. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also need: non-electronic steering and a functional (physical) handbrake. The latter is mandated by law iirc, not sure about the former?

    2. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A nice red plastic button that when hit, disengages all software/electronics that might take control away from you, and either kills the engine completely as well, or lets you take full-manual control of everything?

      Having people impaled by the steering shaft on frontal collisions isn't pretty so most cars have drive by wire these days.
      That red button would have to go through software anyway or at least be limited to systems you can cut safely.
      Essentially it is the software that you would have controlled by that red button that failed in this case.
      Now, systems are typically fairly isolated from each other so even if the cruise control doesn't disengage you can still hit the brakes.

      However, before doing anything innovative a good place to start is to start an investigation to see if Fiat Chrysler followed ISO 26262.
      If they did then it should lead to a new revision to ensure that the development process produce safe software.
      If they didn't then someone is in deep shit.

    3. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You also need: non-electronic steering and a functional (physical) handbrake. The latter is mandated by law iirc, not sure about the former?

      You don't need non-electronic steering, but you do need a physical handbrake. Unfortunately, those are an endangered species. Most vehicles worth more than a couple of dollars now have an "EPB" or electric parking brake. My D2 Audi A8 has a real handbrake with a cable and a handle and everything, but the D3 has an EPB and you have to use a scan tool just to change the rear brakes (or hook up 12v directly to the EPB motor...)

      Steer by wire can still steer even if the power goes completely dead, as long as the wires between the steering column and the steering rack are retained. There's a motor/generator at both ends. Steering will get a bit wonky, with the wheel position unrelated to the steering angle, but you can still steer. I think it's a dumb idea though, and I want a physical linkage between my wheel and the front wheels just on principle.

      Also, you didn't mention brake-by-wire, but all current systems are actually a normal ABS system behind the scenes. In normal operation, there is no connection between your foot and the actual brakes; the pressure from the hydraulic system is read, translated into a number, and that number is used to apply the brakes on your behalf. In that way, the braking force can be moderated without any shuddering in the pedal. If the power to the ABS controller goes out, a solenoid valve fails open and makes a hydraulic connection directly to the brakes (which you operate manually) so that it also has a sane failure mode.

      EPBs are still garbage, though.

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    4. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would the big red button just send a signal over the CAN bus? If so, I guess a virus can just disable that?

    5. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a fucking key you can turn off.

    6. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Would the big red button just send a signal over the CAN bus? If so, I guess a virus can just disable that?

      Race cars often have to have a big red switch, button, or something on the outside of the vehicle which disables the electrical system. And it's just a physical cut. It's common for there to also be a big red plastic key or button inside the cockpit that can cut the hot connection. On a street car, I guess you'd have to include a big relay rather than using a switch for practical reasons. I think it's a great idea, but it would cost a fair bit of money so you'd have to force automakers into it.

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    7. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by ColaMan · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't put too much trust in physical handbrakes. They are designed to prevent a stationary vehicle from moving, and that's it. They're not designed to arrest a powered, moving vehicle, and odds are pretty good that you'll burn it out before you stop your car in those situations.

      So really, the actions are the same as they have been for the last 50 years of driving. Avoid trying to turn the engine off as a steering lock might engage. Disengage the transmission if possible, and apply the brakes, once, in a single forceful manner.

      Your car's brakes are very powerful and this can be shown by the fact that it takes 10 seconds to accelerate your car from a standstill to highway speeds, but only 4 seconds to bring it back to a halt - and a lot of that is limited by traction with the road.

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    8. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and...it would be nice if AT shifters go back to being actual mechanical linkage from the gear selector to the electric or hydraulic actuators in automatic transmissions. on the other hand, the computers can disregard you accidentally shifting the selector to reverse while actually moving forward... or let you shift out of P if you didnt put the parking brake on first before shifting into P while parking on a steep hill...

      AT shifters in most cars now are really just connected to electrical switches that feel mechanical. the engine & transmission computers are actually in charge of actuating the gear changing in the transmission.

      the gas pedal tends to not really be mechanically connected to the throttle in newer cars, either...

      Still, I wonder if these trannies cannot actually be shifted into neutral if they get into that state because the tcu is unable to get/process the signal to "switch into Neutral".

      (trying to give benefit of doubt to most drivers who would never think of switching to N while moving...)

    9. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a physical handbrake on my old (90s) car. It utilized the same brakes as the brake pedal, just controlled them through a wire.

      Then it rusted. And the brakes failed to release. After a little while, they got so hot the brake fluid started to boil. Now my hydraulic brake system was pneumatic. Instead of the brakes getting compressed on to the wheel, the air bubbles in the boiling brake fluid were compressed. This means I had no brakes. Not even the emergency brake!

      And there I was, driving 65 down the highway, a week before my wedding, with no brakes at all. Thank god I had a stick shift! I could jam the transmission down into 3rd. And to the person who cut me off: You don't know it, but you nearly died that day.

    10. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet the Dumas geeks and car reviewwrs want more tech and gadgets.

    11. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a bad idea. I was talking to my son today about our car and how the parking brake is now operated by an electric switch by the shifter. It had me wondering how to stop in an emergency. I did realize I at least had the hydraulic brakes available if the electronics fail, and regenerative braking is gone. But it is worrisome.

    12. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Mspangler · · Score: 1

      The red button on my motorcycle just cuts power to the ignition coils. Itâ(TM)s a simple concept. These overly electronic cars really need the same thing.

    13. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your handbrake is not going to stop full throttle. Learn how to shut off the engine before there is a panic. For most cars with pushbutton, it is hold for 3 seconds. Some GM cars also allow 3 quick panic pushes. I'd also point out that no one has died, and FIAT is doing the right thing. Recalling immediately. Tesla just keeps letting their "autopilot" kill people with no recall/disable, even with the latest admission that their 5K fully auto mode does not work. Although the plaintiffs are getting like 300 out of the 5K they shelled out.

    14. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, do NOT shut off the car.
      Shift into neutral.

    15. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is locking the steering going to help you at all?
      Shift into Neutral. Worry about turning the engine off after you're stationary.

    16. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by sjames · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is an off position on many ignition locks that doesn't lock the steering.

      From locked position, one click unlocks the wheel. Next click is the on position. Turn past on to engage the starter.

    17. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Why would they disable a feature which works as intended?

      If the autopilot were somehow "failing on" and refusing to give control back to the driver, that would certainly require a recall. Have there been any such cases? Or are you just comparing two completely different things because you see it as another opportunity to shit on someone you have an irrational hatred for?

    18. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Uhhh, 99% cars made today have a steering shaft connecting the steering rack and steering wheel. The power steering/assistance may be electric instead of hydraulic, but (thankfully) there's a mechanical backup. The shafts are jointed to collapse in a crash -- there's no risk of "impalement."

    19. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by fred911 · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Audi and cruise control, you do know that unsubstantiated claims of unintended acceleration (and 60 Minutes) killed the early 80's 5000's. It was rumored to be associated with cruise control but a defect was never detected.

      I used to buy them for nothing and run the wheels off of them. I was nothing to run one past 200k.

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    20. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Living on the edge

    21. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      A nice red plastic button that when hit, disengages all software/electronics that might take control away from you, and either kills the engine completely as well, or lets you take full-manual control of everything?

      So what are we talking about here: Loss of hydraulic assisted breaking. Loss of power steering. Loss of ABS and traction control. Cutting a lot of these services while moving is incredibly dangerous as anyone who's lost a utility belt while driving will understand.

      Given the extremely low number of situations in which software in cars seems to do anything that attempts to overrule the driver and the fact that these scenarios are actively recalled and fixed at large expense to the manufacturer I think you have invented a cure worse than the disease.

      A car weighing over 1 ton and going at 70MPH or more IS dangerous equipment.

      Now imagine how dangerous it would be without all the utilities listed above. Quite interestingly you don't see stop / panic buttons on all equipment, only equipment which is interacted with and presents a very reasonable ability for the user to make a mistake necessitating that stop button. When an inherently safer option is found the stop buttons are often omitted, in very complex machinery, that stop button is likely a software switch anyway.

    22. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      EPBs are still garbage, though.

      For what scenario? I find most Americas don't bother with a handbrake at all and if you drive a manual and leave the car in gear if it is flat many people don't use it either. It used to be required in manual cars without reverse rolling protection on hills, but that is a thing of the past now too. Frankly about the only use case for a handbrake in a modern automatic car is to change a tire.

      It sure as hell doesn't have any scenario where it should be used while moving, except if you're goal is to go around corners sideways.

    23. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could have a look at the components used in the electric system.
      Some components are made to have a guaranteed failure state. (Guaranteed to break or guaranteed to short circuit in case of failure.)
      Sometimes you deliberately pick such components in safety critical systems to ensure that they will stop if they break.

    24. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in very complex machinery, that stop button is likely a software switch anyway.

      If by "very complex machinery" you mean nuclear power plants or something else that you can't cut power to in a safe manner then yes.

      It would be hard to argue for using a software controlled emergency stop during development if cutting the power results in a safe stop.
      I'm pretty sure it would be illegal to do so without at least producing a document that explains why breaking the power isn't safe and it would probably also mean that you would need to add a battery backup to ensure that power outage doesn't lead to an unsafe situation.

    25. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      There is an off position on many ignition locks that doesn't lock the steering.

      The problem is that in a panic, and without looking at it, it's easy to go one stop too far. I know someone who did it (freewheeling down a hill, stupid sod) but it was a while back. Maybe modern cars have something to prevent this, but then *that* can go mental so you're back to square one.

      It's not exactly something you practice every day either.

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    26. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Loss of hydraulic assisted breaking.

      Braking. Breaking is what happens if you don't brake. Moron.

    27. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      EPBs are still garbage, though.

      It used to be required in manual cars without reverse rolling protection on hills, but that is a thing of the past now too.

      Manuals are still around. And they don't only need it for going uphill from a stop, but also for parking, because a manual transmission doesn't have a P position. I'm not exactly sure, but the same is probably true for the "new" double-clutch automatics (which are basically robotized manuals).

    28. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      It is called shifting your car into neutral.
      I am surprised that so many people who tell scarry stories about cruise control or sudden acceleration have stories like the the movie Speed 2 expect it is in a car and not a boat. Where all they need to do is put the car in neutral and apply the emergency break.

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    29. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The handbrake is good enough if you put your car on neutral. It isn’t great for your car but it is better then dying

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    30. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly how ignition switch systems work, even the push button ignition systems.

      When you turn the key to off, the power supply to the fuel injectors, ignition coils and fuel pump is cut by a mechanical switch and electromechanical relays. While the ECU may nominally be in control, with no power to the relevant subsystems, they aren't going to work.

      With push button ignition a microcontroller connected to the pushbutton controls the same electromechanical relays supplying the same electrical supplies. The code for the pushbutton ignition is simple, and bugs are likely to be rare - however, ergonomics has been a bit iffy - the request to cut power is often inhibited if the vehicle is in motion, and to force a power off condition, the button must be held for 3-5 seconds.

      These days, there are new guidelines, which are that a forced power off condition must occur if the button is held for 0.5 seconds, or pushed 3 times within 3 seconds.

    31. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been standard since the early 70s that the steering lock has a safety interlock which prevents the lock engaging while key is in the lock barrel. It doesn't matter how far you turn the key, the steering lock can't engage unless the key is physically removed. On top of that since the 80s, the US has had additional regulations, which physically prevent key removal unless the transmission selector is in park.

      Push button ignitions switches can't use this mechanism of steering lock inhibition, so use a different mechanism - e.g. only locking when the doors are locked after the driver's door has been opened following the ignition being switched off.

    32. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      I want a physical linkage between my wheel and the front wheels just on principle.

      Is someone actually proposing otherwise? I have electric power steering but it still has a mechanical linkage...

    33. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Is someone actually proposing otherwise? I have electric power steering but it still has a mechanical linkage...

      Proposing, yes. Done it yet, no.

      You can bet it's coming, though.

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    34. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      There is an off position on many ignition locks that doesn't lock the steering.

      Even if there isn't, nothing stops you from turning the key all the way to the Lock position (stopping the engine) and then immediately back to the On position (freeing the steering lock before it becomes an issue). That's probably faster than carefully counting the key positions, too.

    35. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn foreign cars. Double their tariff!

    36. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by sjames · · Score: 1

      If that goes mental, just turn the key back to unlock or on. Since you've already killed the engine, either position will do.

    37. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      A nice red plastic button that when hit, disengages all software/electronics that might take control away from you, and either kills the engine completely as well, or lets you take full-manual control of everything?

      If only there was some type of manual control like a key switch.

      Of course, a key switch is problematical because it activates the steering lock rendering the vehicle unmaneuverable thanks to car companies and the government. I have been in that situation and it is better to let the car run away and crash because at least you can choose where. How dumb is that?

    38. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      The handbrake is good enough if you put your car on neutral. It isn’t great for your car but it is better then dying

      Often the hand brake is not powerful enough to brake the engine especially at lower gears and of course with an automatic, the car will be fighting you the whole way. With a manual transmission, at least you can engage the clutch or manually shift to a high gear limiting torque.

    39. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      There is an off position on many ignition locks that doesn't lock the steering.

      From locked position, one click unlocks the wheel. Next click is the on position. Turn past on to engage the starter.

      There are two problems with this:

      1. There may not be an off position which does not lock the wheel.
      2. Even if there is an off position which does not lock the wheel, it requires fine muscle control which is one of the first things to go in an emergency.

      I have been in this position before and shutting off the engine just resulted in a crash with no steering or brakes. Fuck the car makers and fuck the government; this is their collective ongoing fault for decades but hey, it is not their lives they are risking so why should they care?

    40. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      If that goes mental, just turn the key back to unlock or on. Since you've already killed the engine, either position will do.

      Except now the vehicle travel is pushing on the steering which prevents the key from being turned.

    41. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      There is an off position on many ignition locks that doesn't lock the steering.

      Even if there isn't, nothing stops you from turning the key all the way to the Lock position (stopping the engine) and then immediately back to the On position (freeing the steering lock before it becomes an issue). That's probably faster than carefully counting the key positions, too.

      That is what I thought before I crashed. Unfortunately the force on the steering from the car moving prevents the key from being turned. Now you have to force the wheel in the opposite direction before the key is released.

    42. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Except it doesn't. If the wheel is hard against the lock, turn it the other way and the lock will release. But in general, if you're in a situation like the man in TFA, do whet he did to come to a stop (brake against the engine while pulling over), then switch the car off. At that point, there is no vehicle travel and steering locked is not an issue.

      It beats having to put it in park or neutral and let the engine rev to the limiter until it runs out of gas (or you disconnect the battery if you have the tools).

      But the point is to have a mechanism that physically powers the car down. Old style ignition locks have that intrinsically. Cars with a start button need something. It could also be an emergency switch or link you can pull out, but it needs to be something that doesn't depend on a program deciding that the user signaled to shut off.

    43. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Not exactly FINE control, just not panic. If you overshoot, just turn it back. It requires no more calmness than press and hold the start button for 3 seconds, and unlike the start button, cannot fail.

      You do have brakes when you shut the engine off. You even have power assist for the first pump or so before the booster bleeds down.

      I have actually had the throttle stick on a car before, and it wes before cars had rev limiters. That is, put it in neutral, floor it and BOOM! I was able to get it pulled over and shut off just fine.

      You really should give such situations some thought and even practice them so you won't panic if the situation actually presents itself. None of these things need to cause a panic.

    44. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its because the majority of the population is under-educated in the proper way to handle a car.

    45. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      Fair point. I was thinking of occasions where I'd stalled the car, but that's usually when taking off, not at highway speeds.

    46. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Except it doesn't. If the wheel is hard against the lock, turn it the other way and the lock will release. But in general, if you're in a situation like the man in TFA, do whet he did to come to a stop (brake against the engine while pulling over), then switch the car off. At that point, there is no vehicle travel and steering locked is not an issue.

      I have driven multiple cars where this was the case. Sure the solution is to force the wheel the other way but during an emergency? It is not easy to force oneself to turn the wheel in the direction that is already leading you off of the road although I managed it.

      But the point is to have a mechanism that physically powers the car down. Old style ignition locks have that intrinsically. Cars with a start button need something. It could also be an emergency switch or link you can pull out, but it needs to be something that doesn't depend on a program deciding that the user signaled to shut off.

      I agree but the only cars I have driven which support this without the steering wheel lock problem are old Ford Mustangs which have the key on the dash.

    47. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Not exactly FINE control, just not panic. If you overshoot, just turn it back. It requires no more calmness than press and hold the start button for 3 seconds, and unlike the start button, cannot fail.

      Practicing calm while the steering is locked and the vehicle is angling off of the road into a ditch or down a mountain side is not a solution to be relied on. Why not just add the instruction "do no crash car" to the instruction manual and be done for it? Or they could decouple the steering wheel lock from the ignition key ... what a concept.

      You do have brakes when you shut the engine off. You even have power assist for the first pump or so before the booster bleeds down.

      Try driving my relatively new GMC pickup. Yes, it has power assist brakes for the first pump when the vacuum reservoir is charged. After that, literally standing on the brake pedal and pulling yourself down with the steering wheel, say 300 pounds of force minimum, is barely enough to keep the vehicle from rolling down an incline.

      I have actually had the throttle stick on a car before, and it wes before cars had rev limiters. That is, put it in neutral, floor it and BOOM! I was able to get it pulled over and shut off just fine.

      You really should give such situations some thought and even practice them so you won't panic if the situation actually presents itself. None of these things need to cause a panic.

      Practicing is how I noticed how poor the human factors engineering in cars is.

    48. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Apparently, your GMC has exceptionally bad design in the brakes. In most vehicles, I would say 50 pounds will do the job. If you can't apply 50 pounds, you can't stand up. Admittedly, that could be a problem for some people (who, indeed, can't stand up), but they can use the hand brake to assist them.

    49. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by JohnnyBGod · · Score: 1

      Plus most cars I've ever driven will only lock the steering when you remove the key.

    50. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't put too much trust in physical handbrakes. They are designed to prevent a stationary vehicle from moving, and that's it. They're not designed to arrest a powered, moving vehicle, and odds are pretty good that you'll burn it out before you stop your car in those situations.

      So really, the actions are the same as they have been for the last 50 years of driving. Avoid trying to turn the engine off as a steering lock might engage. Disengage the transmission if possible, and apply the brakes, once, in a single forceful manner.

      Your car's brakes are very powerful and this can be shown by the fact that it takes 10 seconds to accelerate your car from a standstill to highway speeds, but only 4 seconds to bring it back to a halt - and a lot of that is limited by traction with the road.

      Exactly.

      It's funny that most people clamoring for the "good old days" here want the "parking brake" to be the "emergency brake". Newsflash - it never was. Especially in the past where we never had 4-wheel disc brakes - it was usually discs in the front, and drum brakes in the rear. The parking brake always worked the drum brakes, which are weaker than disc brakes (and in a lot of systems, the parking brake doesn't activate the ratcheter that compensates for brake shoe wear).

      Car manufacturers realized this, coupled with 4-wheel disc brakes, and dual (or quad!) independent brake circuits ensuring redundancy in the brake system. This relegates the handbrake to a parking brake at best, or in cars so equipped, as a stunt brake (for drifts, J-turns, etc).

      The pure mechanical design also limits it - you can only pull so much, but the hydraulic system, even in half (one system down) is more powerful than the mechanical cable system. You can experiment and see how much actual force it takes to use the parking brake - it's a lot more than people realize just to even stop, yet you can push on the pedal and do so with much less distance and effort, even without power braking.

      In an emergency, push hard on the brakes and they will overpower the engine. If you do it firmly, the brakes will not generate enough heat to fade (disc brakes have this as a major advantage over drum) and once you're stopped, the brakes will not generate heat at all as long as you're not moving, at which point you can calmly shift and turn off the engine.

      And if everything works - power brakes and all 4 brakes (normal situation), a car with an engine that's racing can be brought to a safe stop rather non-eventfully.

      Oh yeah, using the brake pedal also turns on the brake lights. Useful to warn others behind you that you're actually slowing down and stopping. Parking brake doesn't.

    51. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Where all they need to do is put the car in neutral and apply the emergency break.

      Which is exactly what the big red button should do.

    52. Re: Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      and to force a power off condition, the button must be held for 3-5 seconds.

      These days, there are new guidelines, which are that a forced power off condition must occur if the button is held for 0.5 seconds, or pushed 3 times within 3 seconds.

      I always thought with the shift to ATX style power supplies, holding down the power button for 3-5 seconds to force power off was extremely annoying. Now in a car it can be extremely dangerous!

    53. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      It is called shifting your car into neutral.
      I am surprised that so many people who tell scarry stories about cruise control or sudden acceleration have stories like the the movie Speed 2 expect it is in a car and not a boat. Where all they need to do is put the car in neutral and apply the emergency break.

      They should be able to shift into neutral and apply the service brake. The "emergency brake" (parking brake) would be a last ditch effort in case of a hydraulic failure. You'll get more braking effort standing on the service brake, even if the vacuum assist is depleted.

    54. Re:Analogue Panic/Stop Button Wouldn't Help? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you don't keep up with maintenance and inspections. Your point being?

  3. Re:Fiat? S'plains it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dodge has been shitboxes since about 1972. Why MBZ bought them is a mystery of intelligence.

  4. Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go into neutral and turn off the car?

    1. Re:Um by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Go into neutral and turn off the car?

      Sounded like the ignition on/off button was not responsive. Plus, on many vehicles, if you turn it off you lose power steering and brakes. Or worse, the steering column locks.

    2. Re: Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newer cars don't really "turn off" anymore. It's all decided by the computer.

    3. Re:Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no vehicle you loose brakes on if you kill the engine. You just loose power steering, which is a given as that is engine driven.

      Off button only vehicles should definitely be illegal. On top of that there should be a mandate for fuel cut off valves, ones that requires electricity to open, especially on any diesel vehicle.

    4. Re:Um by burtosis · · Score: 1

      There is no vehicle you loose brakes on if you kill the engine. You just loose power steering, which is a given as that is engine driven.

      Off button only vehicles should definitely be illegal. On top of that there should be a mandate for fuel cut off valves, ones that requires electricity to open, especially on any diesel vehicle.

      And. You lose power steering and power brakes. When the vacuum goes so do your power brakes and it becomes Very very hard to stop many types of vehicles.

    5. Re:Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is still vacuum reserve in the brake booster and you'll get several pumps before it becomes difficult to depress the pedals.

      You wouldn't even notice a loss of power steering if you're going above about 5 mph. I've driven vehicles with hydraulic power steering with no belt connected and it's no big deal at all. Same with electric power steering.

      Power steering is useful for tricky parking jobs but it's not necessary once the vehicle gets rolling.

    6. Re:Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vacuum boosters are no longer used in ABS systems. They use hydraulic accumulators or dump valves and/or electrical servos to redistribute line pressure. Besides... The vacuum in a vacuum booster isn't going to last long enough to stop when your throttle is stuck open (low vacuum).

    7. Re:Um by Streetlight · · Score: 1

      Not sure about hybrid or all electric cars, but on my hybrid Prius I think the power brakes use an electric pump, not the typical vacuum assist to the master brake cylinder/piston set up. I think power steering makes use of a linear electric motor as part of the rack in a rack and pinion mechanism. These cars may not depend on the motor/motors running to work, though if the car is turned off, I wonder if the steering column will lock.

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    8. Re:Um by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      so what, not hard to steer or stop a car when the power system fails unless a person is a totally out of shape pansy.

      jeez, I've had to do without power steering twice, and went a whole day before repair. Could drive parallel parked, etc. with no problem.

      eat less and exercise!

    9. Re: Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just declutching should be sufficient.

  5. Mean while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla’s curse control has murdered 3 people and cause countless more accidents.

    1. Re:Mean while by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      That's hilarious.

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    2. Re:Mean while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like idiot Tesla drivers who don't pay attention when clearly prompted have murdered three people and causing countless more accidents. They thought Autopilot meant they can just text while the car drives. They are wrong and they should be charged with murder.

      This is not the same situation. If you want to disable Autopilot, disable it. If you never want to enable it, don't enable it. Better yet, don't buy that optional feature. Cruise control comes standard in GM vehicles and the problem here is that it will not disengage once engaged.

      You may want to practice your analogies more, you're quite terrible at them.

  6. Runaway Car by mentil · · Score: 2

    How much faith do I have in 'Fiat' now?! Scary stuff like this is why I bought a Toyota. /s

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    1. Re:Runaway Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The recall "includes 15 Jeep, Dodge, Chrysler and Ram models from six model years"

    2. Re: Runaway Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fiat bought Chrysler after the 2008 bailouts.

    3. Re: Runaway Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what those have in common? They are all foreign brands owned by Fiat.

    4. Re:Runaway Car by thegarbz · · Score: 1
    5. Re:Runaway Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Including the famous stack overflow causing a runaway.

  7. Re:AC Recalls Not Being Able To Stop First Posting by Sodomy+Master · · Score: 0

    Keanu Reeves in "Speed Reading"

  8. You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    fix it again tony

  9. More computers in cars! by ptaff · · Score: 2

    We need more computers and code in cars! And make all systems internet-connected so that they become as safe as other IoT devices. For sure programmers working for the transport industry are way more competent than in any other field, and source code unavailability ensures security.

    1. Re: More computers in cars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's one hell of a race condition.

    2. Re:More computers in cars! by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

      Fado, fado, fado, ... I was once courted by F to move to Detroit and lead an ecm software group, I mentioned my wife needed special medical care and in the period before everyone gets the same plan days, they offered to pay any deductibles or special uncovered medical costs. I started getting serious then and was doing my due diligence. They had an offer on the table that was real hard to ignore even though I worked in central engineering of a major computer maker. During my due diligence I found that on the plus side they offered outstanding benefits and salary at the time. On the minus, they seemed to have a problem keeping engineers (software engineers). So was it they jumped to better offers? I noticed most stayed through completion of major hire incentives being paid out / completed, then left. I looked up a couple former employees that where friends of friends ... the word was F beat them up, burned them our, then dropped them. Long hours as exempt employees with no overtime pay, no promotions or raises if no overtime. And excessive demands to perform more than was possible. They essentially burnt out programmers and looked upon them as a easy to replace commodity. The incentives run out, programmers lost the desire to work even harder for the same old pay (Good as it was). So they moved to other positions even if they paid less, because less pressure, better work environment. The G firm picked up a few very nice previously F people, because much like BK would not do market research early on to place restaurants, they just put them near a McD’s and succeeded, the F people were proven, and accepted less to be in a better environment. They still worked more than other fields programmers, but to them it seemed better. So those automotive programmers from days gone by at least, were exceptionally qualified, well paid, but generally overworked which then detracts from quality. And no one anticipated users reprogramming their cars, let alone accounted for security against antagonistic actors compromising things purposely. And reuse is king. All that 1980s 1990s code just gets reused. And OBDCs like FireWire provide an attack vector to infect. And wireless monitoring of your car? Wow. That’s likely not protected against attacks either.

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      I am in wallow with my inner money grubbing capitalistic pig. ... Oink!

    3. Re:More computers in cars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's just go for the coup de grace, and make systemd run the whole fuckin' car.

    4. Re:More computers in cars! by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1
      Remember:

      <br><br>

      to make a paragraph break in /.

    5. Re:More computers in cars! by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Remember:

      <br><br>

      to make a paragraph break in /.

      Or just enable "plain old text" in Username-account-posting so you can use Enter like a normal person.

  10. I'm betting it has something to do with the TIPM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After reading that the wipers came on while the cruise control malfunctioned, it could be an issue with the TIPM (totally integrated power module). Basically it's a fuse panel and control board for the electrical wrapped into one).

    Chrysler has incorporated TIPMs in their vehicles since MY '06. I have two vehicles owned since new, an '06 Ram 2500 and a '12 300 and haven't had any problems yet (knock on wood) but I have heard quite a bit about TIPM issues.

  11. You need a purely physical- non software kill sw. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    They already had one person die from cruise control and gear shifting failing.

    At this point, they need a physical object that can put the car into neutral (so you still have steering and power) and then another one that will kill the engine- easiest way might be a physical switch for the gasline. Some trucks have them now to swap between tanks. Just switch off the fuel.

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  12. Re:You need a purely physical- non software kill s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called a clutch and a shifter.
    They're awesome.

  13. Electronics by networkzombie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Shift into neutral. If your transmission has only electronic controls, then you really do not ever have control of your car. I once had an object obstruct the carburetor throttle on my old Buick (an acorn left by a squirrel). When the car kept going 70 after hitting the brakes, I immediately shifted to neutral. I could actually keep driving by shifting between neutral and drive (bad for tranny but kept me going). Every time I use cruise control I am horrifically aware that I am putting my life in the hands of some under paid programmer. I don't want to get a new car because I like my key. My key can turn off the engine without locking the steering wheel or turning off the any electronics like my radio or Bluetooth (Acura). My step mother forgets to turn off her car because she takes her key fob when leaving but forgetting to push a button. People leaving these types of cars on in their garage have died from carbon monoxide poisoning. Many electronics in vehicles are solutions looking for a problem. If you need a damn key fob, why not just stick it in and turn it? Remember having to get your ass up to change the TV channel? Now get off my lawn!

    1. Re:Electronics by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Shift into neutral. If your transmission has only electronic controls, then you really do not ever have control of your car.

      From what I've read, the ZF 8 speed transmission has only an electronically-controlled limp home mode. That means that if the TCM goes completely tits up (or its power supply does) then you're done. And it's in like, practically everything out there now. I would imagine this applies to anything newer than that, more or less. It lets them eliminate the linkage, but it also eliminates a meaningful limp mode.

      My 1998 Audi A8 Quattro has an unbelievably fragile transmission (ZF5HP42A) but at least it has an actual linkage and a hydraulically-controlled limp mode. I drove it from Marin to Kelseyville on limp mode after I bought it as a parts car, but it was nicer than my 1997 so I swapped the powertrain.

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    2. Re:Electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have that push button start on my Kia. The advantage is I never need to use the key fob. Really! The last time I changed the battery I took all the buttons off it so they couldn't get pushed accidentally. The car unlock button is on the outside car door. Engine is push to start.

      On the plus side, the radio and all the electronics turn off when the door is opened, but ONLY IF the engine is off. So if you open the car door, and it's all still going, you forgot to turn the car off again. It really is pretty obvious.

    3. Re:Electronics by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Now get off my lawn!

      May I interest you in an electric fence?

    4. Re:Electronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time I use cruise control I am horrifically aware that I am putting my life in the hands of some under paid programmer.

      Your concern isn't justified. The automotive industry doesn't pay that badly compared to other industries. But there's something else to be concerned about: The programmer probably isn't really a programmer, but a mechanical or electrical engineer with neither much training nor experience developing software. Lack of a strong software background is a pre-condition to being paid well.

    5. Re:Electronics by Jahoda · · Score: 1

      People leaving these types of cars on in their garage have died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

      Citation needed.

    6. Re:Electronics by Agripa · · Score: 1

      My solution to make the best of a bad situation is only to have manual transmission cars. I have read about too many incidents where automatic transmissions, whether true automatic transmissions or electronic manual transmissions, fail in unsafe ways preventing control by the operator.

      At least with a manual clutch and manual shift, both have to fail to prevent disengaging the drive wheels.

  14. Re:You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You americans and your silly automatic transmissions

  15. You need a clutch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's a manually operated fail-safe device to disconnect the engine from the transmission (and the wheels).

    I've got one - you should get one on your next car.

    Who am I kidding, almost nobody (in the USA) knows how to drive stick shift these days.

    1. Re: You need a clutch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doubles as a great antitheft system, too.

    2. Re:You need a clutch! by sjames · · Score: 1

      And a lot more who CAN just don't want to. It's been a while since a human driver could actually make better shifting decisions than an automatic other than when racing.

    3. Re:You need a clutch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the USA it's almost impossible to buy a car with a stick shift, and those that you can buy are often difficult to get or undesirable. When I got my last car I had to get an automatic because a manual was only offered on the base model. All of my previous cars where stick shifts, but I had to wait many months for each.

      And it turns out that some driving situations are better handled by an automatic. My driveway is a steep hill that gets very slippery in the winter. With my previous cars the traction control would sometimes slow the car to the point where it would stall, which isn't a problem with an automatic.

      dom

    4. Re:You need a clutch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a human driver can make better shifting decisions than an automatic when racing, then he can do so in any circumstances.

    5. Re:You need a clutch! by sjames · · Score: 1

      Not actually. In racing, shifting with knowledge of the driver's intention matters since fractional seconds matter. If you're driving like that in traffic, you deserve to lose your license.

    6. Re:You need a clutch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shifting with known intend cannot only help to go a little faster, but also to use a little less fuel while going at the same speed.

    7. Re:You need a clutch! by sjames · · Score: 1

      Not really. Racers choose their gear based on their need for instant acceleration. When they do that, they trade a little fuel economy for the ability to overtake with no delay.

      If you're doing that in traffic, you're a danger to yourself and others.

      Beyond that, more and more automatics actually have a CVT these days. Good luck adding enough gears to a manual to approximate that.

  16. Reassuring by ls671 · · Score: 1

    But the brakes are designed to overpower the engine and the vehicles could still be stopped...

    Very reassuring although this must hurt braking distance a bit...

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    Everything I write is lies, read between the lines.
  17. Simple by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    The control is on the center console user interface. Just navigate to:

    Systems | Controls | Extended Functions | Speed | Basic | Cruise Mode

    and select 'OFF'. When Clippy pops up and asks "It appears that you are attempting to take manual control of your vehicle. This is not recommended. Do you want assistance?" Select 'NO' (Do not want assistance) and then 'YES' (take manual control).

    Accept the liability terms on the popup page by clicking 'I Accept'. And now you can drive your car.

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    1. Re: Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid.

      Fuck you.

      That was probably the funniest thing I've read in awhile, and definitely the most worthwhile thing I've read on slashdot since I dropped my last PPP account...

      Lawn. Off. Lil fuckin' prick..

  18. Re: You know what Fiat stands for fix it again ton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was "feeble italian attempt at transportation"

  19. What if is is self-driving car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just imagine mulfunctioned running away car with no control. Who wants that?

  20. I'm done with Jeep by srwood · · Score: 1

    Just traded in one Jeep Cherokee that would die in traffic and refuse to start. No fucks were given by Chrysler to fix it. The other has had continuous recalls since I bought it.

    1. Re: I'm done with Jeep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like every Chrysler has had this problem for over 30 years...

    2. Re:I'm done with Jeep by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Just traded in one Jeep Cherokee that would die in traffic and refuse to start. No fucks were given by Chrysler to fix it. The other has had continuous recalls since I bought it.

      FCA is circling the bowl. RAM Promaster vans are shit (you can get one with half the miles of a sprinter for half the money), literally everything they make is horribly unreliable, the only vehicles keeping them afloat are the most expensive muscle cars and Jeeps. And they're screwing with the Jeeps. They have these batshit crazy shifter handles and whatnot when they actually used to make cars with a better yet still odd interface back in the sixties, with push-button transmissions. When you selected a gear, the prior gear select button would pop back up. It was immediately obvious which gear you were in and you KNEW you had to set the parking brake because the transmission NEVER did that for you (it was a separate disc brake attached to the driveline.)

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  21. Re:You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You americans and your silly automatic transmissions

    Start Trek Phasors and Proton Torpedoes could not kill Checkov, but a bunch of idiots at fiat can kill him with a transmission.

  22. Re:You need a purely physical- non software kill s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called a clutch and a shifter.
    They're awesome.

    check out the blind man on the corner, trying to sell pencils to pencils to people who don't know what pencils are.

    pity the poor stupid blind man

  23. Re:Build it with Agile! by phantomfive · · Score: 2

    If they build it using agile methods, it can be cheaper, too. Win-win, right?

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  24. Technology killing stable features of past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sadly car makers are introducing more and more technology that simply isn't very good and worse reliability then what it replaced. This probably will get worse in numbers of cars afflicted by poorly implemented technology.

  25. Really.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Having people impaled by the steering shaft on frontal collisions isn't pretty so most cars have drive by wire these days. ...

    Uhhhh, really....

    First, people haven't been being "impaled" by the steering column since probably before an Anonymous Coward was born. Steering columns have been required by law to be collapsible since 1968. So that isn't "a thing".

    And "most have drive by wire" is just a stupid claim as the numbers aren't even close. There are a lot more "throttle by wire" cars but it still hasn't reached the level of "most" but it will probably happen. (And we will see most cars becoming 100% disposable after 10 to 12 years of age.)

  26. Cars These Days by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

    In my day Chryslers would just shut off and lock the steering wheel when they shorted. Seriously though, Chryslers are shit.

  27. Re:You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dale thats a Ford

  28. Put it in neutral? by Quake1v1 · · Score: 1

    I had a car once where the throttle would got stuck from time to time. Put it in neutral, hit the breaks, turn the car off (and fix the throttle sticking). If I had cruise control that got stuck, that's the first thing I would think of.

  29. Happened to me by NfoCipher · · Score: 1

    On a 1999 Jeep. Cruise got stuck, nothing would clear it. Once I got it stopped, I clipped the cruise control throttle cable under the hood.
    Scary stuff.

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  30. Re:You need a purely physical- non software kill s by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. You could have a clutch to the side which simply disengaged the engine from the transmission and wasn't intended for shifting gears.

    You couldn't remove automatic transmission tho. Under 3% of people buy "standard" vehicles.

    The automatic transmissions are usually physically connected. Making them "fly by wire" is about as bad as a "fly by wire" on/off button that is ignored.

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  31. Re:You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

    In German, I have heard:

    "Fehler in allen Teilen" (Faults in all parts)

    Or, in English, my personal favorite:

    "Fucking Italian Automotive Trash"

    Heaven in Europe is where:
    - the police are British
    - the lovers French
    - the mechanics German
    - the chefs Italian
    and it is all organized by the Swiss.

    Hell in Europe is where:
    - the police are German
    - the lovers Swiss
    - the mechanics Italian
    - the chefs British

    and it is all organized by the French.

    When Fiat bought Chrysler, I read in an article that Fiat was banking on Dodge's very loyal customer base, and that most American wouldn't even realize that Chrysler was now an Italian company.

    The article postulated that this could all change if the quality of Chrysler products dropped. It claimed that Fiat saves money by cutting corners, while others, like Toyota, save money with innovation and optimization.

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  32. Re: You know what Fiat stands for fix it again ton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Chrysler was actually worse before Fiat bought it. It was always bad, even to American standards. Fiat isn't great, but their cars used to be good value for money, easy to repair and parts are cheap. First generation Pandas are absolutely everywhere in Italy. I wouldn't trust them with anything complicated, though, and they lacked funds to remain competitive with in the past twenty years or so, so the Fiat brand is slowly dying, especially outside of Italy.

  33. Re: You need a purely physical- non software kill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. It was designed to prevent overpopulation.

  34. Re: mod 04 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. It was designed to prevent overpopulation you goauld.

  35. Re:You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Man that is outdated. Have you driven a modern German car? Of course not, no one drives a modern German car, they sit in the tow truck up front. I used to have incredible respect for German engineering. Emphasis on the past tense.

    BMW - Bayerische Mist Wagen (Bavarian Shit Wagon)

  36. Re: You need a purely physical- non software kill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shifting to neutral serves the same purpose.

  37. happened in France: more noise than danger, but... by Herve5 · · Score: 1

    A couple of years ago the news here went on full of the story of a man calling the police while on the highway in order to have the next toll barrage cleared for him, because his cruise control was locked on full speed.
    There was a lot of roar in the news, but little reality in the end, as obviously on any vehicle the brake is far more powerful than the motor (specially when on high gear), so the guy could trivially stop pressing the brake pedal.

    But, he was an old man, and definitely not prepared to the unusual circumstances he was in -which in itself may become an issue more significant than just the autocruise control : among the general population (not just us), which proportion indeed can deal with these brand-new autopilot thingies, that 90% of us never experienced yet?
    Think of a 60-years old renting such a car and pressing the wrong command, how'd he react?

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  38. Re:You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Have you driven a modern German car?

    I currently own a Mercedes and previously owned another Mercedes and a VW. I've never had any problems with them.

    I grew up with a '65 Mercury Monterrey . . . with a notch back and sliding rear window! That thing simply refused to die. My parents gave it to me, and I finally sold it for $100 in 1985. Still running, but a serious gas guzzler.

    On the other hand . . . my parents bought a Chevy Impala in the 70's, which seemed to have rolled off the assembly line already broken.

    After years of driving German cars, when I drive an American car, the steering and seats seem "mushy".

    An exception would be the Ford F150. A business colleague in Texas had one, and it seemed to handle very well, and the seats were not really firm, but not mushy either.

    BMW - Bayerische Mist Wagen (Bavarian Shit Wagon)

    BMW - Bring mir Werkzeuge (Bring me tools)

    The biggest problem that the German car makers have today is the diesel scandal. Customers who have bought diesels in the last years are totally screwed. The value of their cars has dropped to zero.

    This cheating has probably damaged the brand of "German Engineering" more than anyone has realized yet.

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  39. Re:You need a purely physical- non software kill s by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    If that's not a Beatles lyric, it should be.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  40. Re:Build it with Agile! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The automotive industry is starting to do that. As usual, 20+ after it was the latest buzzwords, and ignoring what everyone has learned in the meantime.

    Also, cars no longer just contain some code, they now consist of code entirely. Source: Continental: "... today’s vehicles consist of up to 100 million lines of code ...".

  41. Another reason manuals are better by quonset · · Score: 1

    Had any of these incidents happened while driving a manual car, all one would have to do is depress the clutch and move the stick shift into a neutral position. The engine may still be racing and it may cook itself, but at least you won't continue to be propelled forward at a high rate of speed. But then, as wallE showed, we'd rather be coddled to death.

  42. Re:You need a purely physical- non software kill s by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    Automatic transmissions were invented for non-drivers. That's the problem - hardly anybody really knows how to drive, so we keep inventing ways to let them fake it.

  43. Final Destination Ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The voice navigation states: "Final Destination" ahead.

  44. Re: Fiat? S'plains it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. Your brilliance outshines dirt. Fiat was looking to make money. How do you do that? Sell product. Jeeps decline happened when Jeep was first sold, their quality dropped. And as they got more expensive, and gentrified, their quality fell more. To where Fiat, looking for American sales, bought them along with the low quality leader. Too bad they don't update their past brands. In 66, on the way back to my base, hitchhiking, got to ride in a avanti, whose owner was not afraid to open it up. My first time over 150 mph, ddamn.

  45. Re:You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    After years of driving German cars, when I drive an American car, the steering and seats seem "mushy".

    Oh I agree with you. I didn't say American cars were any better. In fact the German cars are still wonderfully engineered, handle well, and are a dream to drive. The modern ones just unfortunately don't deserve their reputation as reliable one little bit. It used to be a tossup between German an Japanese. Now it's not even a contest anymore.

  46. Re:You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony by Spamalope · · Score: 1

    I had a 2001 SLK.

    The interior had this rubber coating that peeled off after a few years and made the car look like it had leprosy. The crank position sensor was specially designed to die in engine heat so it went out about every 50k miles. The EGR hoses turned to a brittle mess in engine heat as well. The AC blower fan controller died about that often as well. The power seat switch post was very fragile and in a spot where it'd be bumped getting the car. The switch is fine, this is just a 10 cent plastic cover that pushes the actual switch. Benz will only sell the whole lower seat assembly for $650. ($300 for the identical Crossfire one - but they change one connector so they won't swap - unless you can solder like me - bastards) Many interior parts are glued together, with a glue that falls apart in heat. My car was garage kept at home and work. The door panels and interior trim fell to bits and had to be jigsawed back together and re-glued. WTF?!?!? The convertible top hydraulic cylinders had bad seals and all failed early. There are 5. Benz wanted 1k/each for replacements with revised seals that last normally, plus that much again to install them.

    So - the substandard parts are a profit centers... bleh. At least there were ways around some of it, like a place that'd rebuild the hydraulics for less than 1k (they are pressed together so you can't put new seals in with hand tools...) Still, the quality was worse than the Taurus SHO I had before it. WTF?

  47. Re:You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry buddy, this is the 'murican designed cars from the Chrysler end of things.

    15 Jeep, Dodge, Chrysler and Ram models

    Fiat's are actually OK cars now (though not the ones imported into the US). The Fiats from the 70s and 80s were indeed pieces of junk.

  48. Citations, learn to google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/13/business/deadly-convenience-keyless-cars-and-their-carbon-monoxide-toll.html

    http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2018/05/14/28-deaths-linked-to-carbon-monoxide-poisoning-by-idling-cars-with-keyless-ignitions-report-says.html

  49. If this were Tesla... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this were Tesla I bet it would be a huge scandal with a class action lawsuit and daily media coverage. But it's not Tesla, so we will all forget about it in a couple days, including all the people who drive these cars...

    1. Re:If this were Tesla... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this were Tesla, there would be armies of fanboys writing how it is all not true and how everything is the fault of big oil and that Elon Musk is a saint and that he will solve every problem known to mankind.

  50. Redneck repair by istartedi · · Score: 1

    AFAIK, cruise control works because there's an extra throttle cable leading to the servo. So ya' just wire an este's model rocket igniter and an M-80 next it. Put a nice little switch on the dash. Anything goes wrong, blow that sucker. Just kidding of course.

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  51. Re:I'm betting it has something to do with the TIP by Megane · · Score: 1

    I recently got a used 2013 T&C van, and had some CANBUS electrical problems with it. First, the instrument cluster died last fall, then last month I had problems with a wire and/or connector that went bad. Hopefully it's really truly fixed this time.

    The wipers turning on is apparently one of the symptoms of a CANBUS failure in Chrysler. When information from the bus disappears, it seems that other parts of the system make assumptions about the input state. One of those assumptions is that the wiper switch is set to ON, and another is that the headlights are set to ON. The result of this was that in the first incident when the instrument cluster died, the wipers turned on (I had to pull the fuse) and other dashboard things dimmed as though the headlights were turned on. At least the vehicle could still be driven to the dealer, though without turn signals, because they go through the instrument cluster. Not helping the problem was that some brillant middle manager had decided that the dashboard should be a smooth one-piece unit, so it requires a lot of labor, including removing the steering wheel, to get access to the area behind it.

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  52. Re:You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Japanese cars haven't been competitive with German cars in reliability since the 1990s. Especially Nissan went downhill very fast. Toyota is still OK, but it has focused on niche products so it doesn't really compete in most of the popular market segments these days. Honda is probably too small a brand these days to have reliable statistics.

  53. Re:You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cheating at French, Italian, Korean and American ca makers was much worse and it continues to this day. All of the cars that actually meet Euro 6 in practice are German. However, Germany is the only country willing to go after its own industry, so the others are getting away with it...

  54. Re: You need a purely physical- non software kill by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Only when the shift lever is physically connected to the transmission. In some cars today, it isn't.

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  55. Re:You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

    The modern ones just unfortunately don't deserve their reputation as reliable one little bit.

    And replacement parts cost a fucking fortune.

  56. Re:You know what Fiat stands for fix it again tony by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    I take it you don't live in Europe? :-)

  57. GIVE US OUR KEYS BACK. Drop mandated pushbutton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we had our keys and our shift levers back, we wouldn't be at the mercy of a malfunctioning computer would we? Basic common sense would allow us to be able to make the choice to order our car with a traditional key so we can cut the power with a physical switch if we need to.

    But no, the upcoming mandate for the police to be able to remotely shut off your car allows for the slow acceptance of push button start and the future "enhancements" that come along with it.

    Time to put in a physical switch to the unit, then if something malfunctions, you'll probably live.