...sphincter-spelunking in CmdrTaco's back yard!!! What a faggot!! "oooh...i'm a fucking faggot hippie...linux r0x0r5 my b0X0r5....free software for everybody...microsoft is struggling..."
This site fucking sucks. I grow more weary of it every day. And yet, somehow...i ALWAYS find a reason to TROLL!!
...you avoid extending "challenges" like this to the hacker world. Obscurity is only effective when it is TOTAL obscurity. It doesn't work for Microsoft because everyone already knows that they will (after X number of attempts) find some type of hole in their software. For situations like this, however, there is no interest in targeting the satellite, because there is little or no knowledge of its existence. Therefore, it's not a challenge, and won't be considered such by hackers-at-large.
But now that the cat's out of the bag...look out...
In this age, in which retards can become presidents, and in which men can freely become women, what freedom have we? I ask of you, sir...WHAT FREEDOM HAVE WE??? I ask this in a purely rhetorical manner, and expect no reply.
And as fellow indulgers in the big fat bowl of freedom that america once was, i ask you - what is that thing growing from the tip of my penis?? If my penis becomes engulfed by this atrocious fungus, then the TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON!!!
it was in your signature, right before you changed it to "biggie smalls is the illest", you detestable jew-eater. Why don't you go back to making jewskin lampshades, you fucking nazi sympathizer!!!! TERRORIST!!! TERRORIST!!!
You know, it was that line that totally blew your cover, you ass-ramming donut-puncher. Everyone knows that being sane has nothing to do with having a full time job. For example, I have a full-time job, and yet I've been declared criminally insane by fourteen trial lawyers and three doctors (one of them was my urologist!!).
I think the only way out for you is suicide. Doesn't matter how you do it, as long as you don't disturb anyone else. I've found that leaving your car running in a closed garage (while you're in the driver's seat, of course) is a nice, clean method. But be creative!! Use whatever tools are at your disposal!! Why go out and spend $300 on a pistol, when you're already wearing a perfectly good belt that you could hang yourself with???
Take it from me - another guy with a full-time job - you need to die.
I dont know why you guys have such a hard time understanding the concept of my learning how to code in BASIC at age 4.
Odd...you seem to have the same problem with the guy who submitted this story...that seems a bit hypocritical, eh? You of all people (if you're NOT full of shit, as i suspect you are) should be sympathizing with this guy. You're in the same boat, after all...and yet, you're flaming him like he fucked your mother or something.
Do you hate Michael Sims? Do you detest his hypocritical and pretensious behavior? Want to tell him what you think of his involvement with the Censorware Project? Want to punch him in the face?
Now's your chance!!! Michael can be found at the following address:
76 Swan St.
Staten Island, NY 10301
And as though that weren't enough, here's his phone number!!!
(718) 556-1002
And when you're ordering four hundred cheese-and-mushroom pizzas to be delivered to his door, make sure to tell 'em the Five Dollar Troll sent ya!!!
Do you hate Michael Sims? Do you detest his hypocritical and pretensious behavior? Want to tell him what you think of his involvement with the Censorware Project? Want to punch him in the face?
Now's your chance!!! Michael can be found at the following address:
76 Swan St.
Staten Island, NY 10301
And as though that weren't enough, here's his phone number!!!
(718) 556-1002
And when you're ordering four hundred cheese-and-mushroom pizzas to be delivered to his door, make sure to tell 'em the Five Dollar Troll sent ya!!!
...unless you consider the installation process some kind of fucked-up game. That's what it seems like...that piece of shit OS is about as much fun as a dead fetus...
great!!! Now you can sniff out all of their precious Word documents, and find out what they're writing to to their dear Aunt Mae! Hell, you might even snag some juicy family photos!!! You rascal!!!
Seriously, if the people who don't secure wireless networks are the same people who don't have anything to hide from 1337 h4X0r5 with too much free time - such as yourself.
Personally, I can see why the Slashdot staff liked this movie. One word - hobbits. It is a well known fact that CmdrTaco and his slaves (JonKatz, Hemos, Michael, and Timothy, among others) are devout child molestors. However, in the course of a child molestor's lifetime, it becomes exceedingly more difficult to procure children for sexual exploits, especially when you're "living in the sticks" like CmdrTaco. Eventually, you just run out of children. It is at that point that Hobbits become an interesting (albeit perverse) alternative to little boys. Hobbits are well under five feet tall, with childish features and abnormally large feet. You're probably wondering what big feet have to do with little children. Honestly, they have nothing to do with kids - but CmdrTaco and the boys have some really sick foot fetishes as well. So now you see why Hobbits would be so appealing to Slashdot editors.
Anyway, back to my review. I give the movie one thumb up and one thumb down, with an additional thumb dislocated and partially lodged in the ass of the guy in front of me at the theater (who, by the way, was dressed like a hobbit and smelled like three-day-old baby shit). I give it this rating for one simple fact - liv tyler kept her clothes on the whole time. The rest of the movie I couldn't really see because CmdrTaco kept jumping out of his chair and spooging on the guy next to him (JonKatz, i presume)...quite distracting, especially when he would yell "...you don't fuck like Kathryn, Jon!!! Why can't you just fuck me like that dirty bitch of a whore did way back when..."
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you're so fucking stupid it hurts me to think about it.
...sphincter-spelunking in CmdrTaco's back yard!!! What a faggot!! "oooh...i'm a fucking faggot hippie...linux r0x0r5 my b0X0r5....free software for everybody...microsoft is struggling..."
This site fucking sucks. I grow more weary of it every day. And yet, somehow...i ALWAYS find a reason to TROLL!!
...you avoid extending "challenges" like this to the hacker world. Obscurity is only effective when it is TOTAL obscurity. It doesn't work for Microsoft because everyone already knows that they will (after X number of attempts) find some type of hole in their software. For situations like this, however, there is no interest in targeting the satellite, because there is little or no knowledge of its existence. Therefore, it's not a challenge, and won't be considered such by hackers-at-large.
But now that the cat's out of the bag...look out...
are you kidding? If nobody uses linux in a professional environment, then nobody could possibly use this piece of shit professionally.
just goes to show you...nobody wastes time quite as well as open source developers!!!!
In this age, in which retards can become presidents, and in which men can freely become women, what freedom have we? I ask of you, sir...WHAT FREEDOM HAVE WE??? I ask this in a purely rhetorical manner, and expect no reply.
And as fellow indulgers in the big fat bowl of freedom that america once was, i ask you - what is that thing growing from the tip of my penis?? If my penis becomes engulfed by this atrocious fungus, then the TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON!!!
it was in your signature, right before you changed it to "biggie smalls is the illest", you detestable jew-eater. Why don't you go back to making jewskin lampshades, you fucking nazi sympathizer!!!! TERRORIST!!! TERRORIST!!!
I am quite sane and hold a full-time job.
You know, it was that line that totally blew your cover, you ass-ramming donut-puncher. Everyone knows that being sane has nothing to do with having a full time job. For example, I have a full-time job, and yet I've been declared criminally insane by fourteen trial lawyers and three doctors (one of them was my urologist!!).
I think the only way out for you is suicide. Doesn't matter how you do it, as long as you don't disturb anyone else. I've found that leaving your car running in a closed garage (while you're in the driver's seat, of course) is a nice, clean method. But be creative!! Use whatever tools are at your disposal!! Why go out and spend $300 on a pistol, when you're already wearing a perfectly good belt that you could hang yourself with???
Take it from me - another guy with a full-time job - you need to die.
bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha HA HA ha ha hee hee heee....FUCKING STUPID WHORE.
'nuff said.
I dont know why you guys have such a hard time understanding the concept of my learning how to code in BASIC at age 4.
Odd...you seem to have the same problem with the guy who submitted this story...that seems a bit hypocritical, eh? You of all people (if you're NOT full of shit, as i suspect you are) should be sympathizing with this guy. You're in the same boat, after all...and yet, you're flaming him like he fucked your mother or something.
Do you hate Michael Sims? Do you detest his hypocritical and pretensious behavior? Want to tell him what you think of his involvement with the Censorware Project? Want to punch him in the face?
Now's your chance!!! Michael can be found at the following address:
76 Swan St.
Staten Island, NY 10301
And as though that weren't enough, here's his phone number!!!
(718) 556-1002
And when you're ordering four hundred cheese-and-mushroom pizzas to be delivered to his door, make sure to tell 'em the Five Dollar Troll sent ya!!!
Do you hate Michael Sims? Do you detest his hypocritical and pretensious behavior? Want to tell him what you think of his involvement with the Censorware Project? Want to punch him in the face?
Now's your chance!!! Michael can be found at the following address:
76 Swan St.
Staten Island, NY 10301
And as though that weren't enough, here's his phone number!!!
(718) 556-1002
And when you're ordering four hundred cheese-and-mushroom pizzas to be delivered to his door, make sure to tell 'em the Five Dollar Troll sent ya!!!
ibm can suck my mainframe!!!
damn that tiny fucking screen!!!!
Excite is running an article about how companies are taking over the net
Now we know for sure that Katz is ripping his material off.
Here he is getting ass-rammed (bent over, on the left), as Jeff "hemos" Bates looks on (third from left):
http://www.drunkmonkey.org/lwce/Dcp00460.jpg
Don't believe that's him? Check this one out:
http://www.drunkmonkey.org/lwce/Dcp00461.jpg
Here he is getting ass-rammed (bent over, on the left), as Jeff "hemos" Bates looks on (third from left):
http://www.drunkmonkey.org/lwce/Dcp00460.jpg
Don't believe that's him? Check this one out:
http://www.drunkmonkey.org/lwce/Dcp00461.jpg
here's to another drivelling shit-post from good old GaylordFucker!!! Way to go, you taco-snotting anal explorer!
(P.S. - core10k and I are NOT the same being.)
i thought i was the only one doing the coming around here....SPLOOOOOGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...unless you consider the installation process some kind of fucked-up game. That's what it seems like...that piece of shit OS is about as much fun as a dead fetus...
malda dates really strange panda-bitches.
damn, dude!!! you're almost as ugly as those desktop "enhancements" (ha) that you've got on your site!!! Egad, man! Grow some hair!
great!!! Now you can sniff out all of their precious Word documents, and find out what they're writing to to their dear Aunt Mae! Hell, you might even snag some juicy family photos!!! You rascal!!!
Seriously, if the people who don't secure wireless networks are the same people who don't have anything to hide from 1337 h4X0r5 with too much free time - such as yourself.
Personally, I can see why the Slashdot staff liked this movie. One word - hobbits. It is a well known fact that CmdrTaco and his slaves (JonKatz, Hemos, Michael, and Timothy, among others) are devout child molestors. However, in the course of a child molestor's lifetime, it becomes exceedingly more difficult to procure children for sexual exploits, especially when you're "living in the sticks" like CmdrTaco. Eventually, you just run out of children. It is at that point that Hobbits become an interesting (albeit perverse) alternative to little boys. Hobbits are well under five feet tall, with childish features and abnormally large feet. You're probably wondering what big feet have to do with little children. Honestly, they have nothing to do with kids - but CmdrTaco and the boys have some really sick foot fetishes as well. So now you see why Hobbits would be so appealing to Slashdot editors.
Anyway, back to my review. I give the movie one thumb up and one thumb down, with an additional thumb dislocated and partially lodged in the ass of the guy in front of me at the theater (who, by the way, was dressed like a hobbit and smelled like three-day-old baby shit). I give it this rating for one simple fact - liv tyler kept her clothes on the whole time. The rest of the movie I couldn't really see because CmdrTaco kept jumping out of his chair and spooging on the guy next to him (JonKatz, i presume)...quite distracting, especially when he would yell "...you don't fuck like Kathryn, Jon!!! Why can't you just fuck me like that dirty bitch of a whore did way back when..."