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  1. Re:gee golly... on Macintosh Clustering · · Score: -1

    God damn you, Trolligula!! Two days in a row, on two nearly-successful first post attempts, you have managed to beat me to the punch. At least you didn't actually get first this time.

    For your effort, I award you this toadstool-and-testicle sandwich. Enjoy it in whatever manner you see fit.

  2. gee golly... on Macintosh Clustering · · Score: -1

    imagine a beowulf cluster of first posts!!!

    I am now to be known as first post god.

  3. Re:Start spreadin... on LinuxWorld rundown on CNN, HP and IBM Highlighted · · Score: -1

    Reading your post can only be compared to having my testicles removed with a butter knife, and then having my open, bleeding scrotum coated with lye - all the while having my spine crushed with ball peen hammers.

  4. Re:I can't believe you guys missed the biggest new on LinuxWorld rundown on CNN, HP and IBM Highlighted · · Score: -1

    more like the "dirty hippies" will have to fight the "communist pinkos" for time on the television. Seriously, did you even think about what you just said? Linux on the PS2. Let me repeat that LINUX ON THE PS2. Doesn't that have an extremely hollow, meaningless ring to it? What the FUCK would you use it for? You want a Linux computer? Buy a cheap computer, install Linux. You want a gaming console? Buy a PS2. But for christ's sake, WHY WOULD YOU WANT LINUX ON YOUR PS2??? It's got a shitty hardware spec compared t0 most $300 PC's that are out these days, and besides, what the FUCK could you do on it - play Tux Racer??? Why the fuck do you drool over this???

    Never mind. I already know the answer to my own question. You've been fooled - nay, molested is a better word - by these ignorant, self-serving Linux zealots who want to convince you that Linux is the greatest thing since sex, and that it deserves to be ported to everything (legos, keyboard microcontrollers, you name it). I've got news for you, sheep...LINUX IS FOR SERVERS - PERIOD. Linux has no place on the PS2. Linux has no place on desktop computers. Linux especially has no place on handhelds, PDA's, and FUCKING LEGOS.

    Please people, step back into reality.

  5. Re:this is the first post, biznatches!!! on LinuxWorld rundown on CNN, HP and IBM Highlighted · · Score: -1

    damn the luck!! foiled by Trolligula!! I shouldn't have eaten that extra pig fetus this morning...I wouldn't be typing so slowly.

  6. this is the first post, biznatches!!! on LinuxWorld rundown on CNN, HP and IBM Highlighted · · Score: -1

    eat my first post goodness, and revel in my kingliness!!

  7. This is not the first post. on ElcomSoft Files For Dismissal Of E-Book Case · · Score: -1

    It would have been, if shitdot would have allowed me to post more than once within 2 minutes. What a fucking turd.

  8. Re:Price/Performance on Hot New Silicon Graphics Workstations · · Score: -1

    Frankly I'm mildly astonished the company is doing as well as it is.

    Hey, if you were selling last year's G4 models for $12,000 each, you'd be doing pretty well too...

  9. Re:Poll Results: on Verizon Launches 3G Network (Silently) · · Score: -1

    pathetic losers that you apparently don't mind taking suggestions from...

    By the way, was that shit on your website a recording of you, or the poor goat that you lost your virginity to *ahem* "four years ago"?

  10. Re:Poll Results: on Verizon Launches 3G Network (Silently) · · Score: -1

    might i suggest that you change your .sig??

    you may not have noticed, but the Turd Report is still alive and doing quite well. You put an end to only one thing, my friend - your chances of ever losing your virginity.

  11. Re:But it's not just about security on Security Community Reacts to Microsoft Announcement · · Score: -1

    Oh, it was mozilla's fault all right. that much is certain. It happens all the time...i try to open certain types of pages (usually when opening a new tab with a CGI or PERLscript- generated page, quite the standard on slashdot), mozilla creates a memory page fault that can't be recovered. Sure as hell looks like a bug in mozilla to me.

  12. Re:Job sites on Resume Spamming Redux · · Score: -1

    Hiring companies have to OPT IN to that service. The "Send Resume" function is only advertised if the employer chooses to have it...so really, it's the employers that are encouraging this. And besides, if the e-mail address or "send resume" link is PLAINLY advertised as a point to send resumes, then it's SOLICITING e-mail responses - thereby escaping the definition of Spam and making your point invalid.

  13. Re:This is too funny.....MS Security ROFL .... on Security Community Reacts to Microsoft Announcement · · Score: -1

    i live in the STATES, you fucking fourteen year old commie fuckwad!!!! And the only way you're gonna get PISSED in a PUB is when you get mad at the bartender for laughing at your school ID card!!!

    Now go back to downloading from those badass 1337 w4R3z sites, and EAT A DICK while you're at it, pinko!!!

  14. Re:But it's not just about security on Security Community Reacts to Microsoft Announcement · · Score: -1

    * Web browsing. Mozilla 0.9.7 is so compatible, reliable, and quick that I have uninstalled IE on all of my 80 Windows clients' machines and replaced it with Mozilla. The users loved the tabbed browsing and have probably never even looked back.

    HAhahahaha...you know what's REALLY funny? Mozilla on Win98SE just bombed on me as I was attempting to make a reply to your post. I guess the proof's in the pudding, eh?

  15. Re:This is too funny.....MS Security ROFL .... on Security Community Reacts to Microsoft Announcement · · Score: -1

    what kills me is the fact that fourteen year olds are actually awake this early in the day to post on slashdot!!!

    FUCK BEANS, DICKSMOKE!!!

  16. Re:Weinberger vs the facts? on The End of Cyber BS · · Score: -1

    Weinberger is a hype machine, feeding off commonly held beliefs about the net, packaging them in a written form, and trying to turn a buck. He isn't visionary (but he's obviously smart, if he's making a buck or two off this drivel).

    What's this?? Has JonKatz been cloned, or are Weinberger and Katz actually THE SAME PERSON???

  17. How can this happen? on Jon Johansen Indicted by Norwegian Authorities · · Score: -1

    Who the hell is Jon Johanssen, and why is he fucking that man in the ass?!?!?!?

  18. another FP!!! on Regarding the WWII Meeting of Bohr & Heisenberg · · Score: -1

    that's FIFTH POST, mother bitches!!!

  19. Re:No *real* halting involved on Light Stopped, Held And Re-emitted By A Crystal · · Score: -1

    but by negating its existence, you are effectively "stopping" the car, correct? It is, after all, no longer moving (by virtue of the fact that it no longer exists).

    Besides, the photon still exists even after it is absorbed...conservation of energy dictates that it merely changes form. The stored energy is no longer moving - at least not in the traditional sense - and thus can be considered "stopped". Just because it has temporarily changed form does not (as i previously stated) negate the fact that it has been stopped.

  20. Re:No *real* halting involved on Light Stopped, Held And Re-emitted By A Crystal · · Score: -1

    I would consider that "stopped," without a doubt.

    The fact that the proton is effectively "absorbed" and stored does not negate the fact that it is no longer moving.

  21. Re:slashdot trolls on CA Appeals Court Upholds Spam Law · · Score: -1

    cuuut the muuuullet...

  22. Re:Why Linux Will Not Survive... on Linux During The .Com Crash · · Score: -1

    Linux is directly dependent on the failures/success of Microsoft
    Care to back that up with anything at all?


    Care to refute that? I can't think of ONE instance where linux has actually gained any ground that did NOT involve some sort of finger-pointing at microsoft. "Microsoft is expensive, linux isn't"..."microsoft is buggy, linux isn't"..."Windows has security holes, linux doesn't"...those are the ONLY arguments that have ever actually favored linux over windows. So tell me, how has the success of linux NOT been completely dependent on Microsoft's failures?

  23. Re:Why Linux Will Not Survive... on Linux During The .Com Crash · · Score: -1

    You obviously are an Open Source advocate, as your reply is childish, incoherent, disorganized, delusional, paranoid, and completely devoid of any fact or rebuttal. You make me wish there were more women willing to get abortions.

  24. Re:A software consultant's perspective on Linux During The .Com Crash · · Score: -1

    And i'm surprised that anyone would still bite on that shitty bait. I mean, come on!!! This shit is getting too easy for us trolls!!! You think you know enough about GCC to consider yourself Richard Stallman's new boyfriend, but you wouldn't recognize a cut-and-pasted-about-ten-thousand-times troll!!! You're so fucking dumb that I'll bet your limp dick could have figured that out before you did!!!

    Now go fuck a new hole in Linus Torvald's back!!!

  25. Re:A software consultant's perspective on Linux During The .Com Crash · · Score: -1

    you FUCKING HIPPIE!!! You got trolled so bad, your dead grandma is gonna feel it!! OOh, yeah...I can see that rotten corpse of hers just reeling after that troll...or maybe it's because my dick is in her cold, dead mouth. I'M SKULLFUCKING YOUR GRANDMOTHER!!!