lynx:
"I have a file I would like to share with you"
wu-ftpd:
"Please rape my server... please"
gcc:
"We think we support the standards, wait, we don't... does that compile yet?"
KOffice:
"Bug fixes? If you're so smart, why don't you fix them?"
BSOD:
"IRQL LESS THAN OR EQUAL..... Reinstall computer"
Quit being a retard. It should be a requirement that you know what the hell you're talking about before you can flame windows. 2 things can make that happen 1) bad hardware (e.g., bad ram) or 2) a poorly written f*cked up driver.
If you think that's NT's problem, well, NT's not stupid enough to let you type cp/dev/zero/dev/mem
Right-o. Why is it that Microsoft always takes the heat for proprietary software when Linux is just as proprietary? It only compiles on a compiler written by tree-hugging hippies. Go figure.
(yeah, fuckers, qmail's the best mail server made for Linux, and it is pretty sweet, but there's no calendar, or contacts or anything elses that makes exchange sweet),
You forgot the part about Exchange letting you schedule online meetings and use netmeeting to collaborate online seemlessly, share apps, videoconference, etc, all from the same place. How cool. Could you _ever_ do that in Linux? No fscking way.
Ok moderators, you know it's true... taking away my precious karma won't make it any farther from the truth. You know that people who want an unbaised view of the topic read at a low threshold anyway.
Re:More compilers for Linux is a GREAT thing.
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Borland C++ For Linux
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So, what you're saying is that if wu-ftpd was compiled under C++ builder instead of gcc [gnuhippie C compiler], it wouldn't be full of SECURITY HOLES?
The Windows NT kernel and DOS are two different things, fuckwit. It's like me calling your precious Linux "just any other shitty Unix." Get it straight, zealot.
If Microsoft put Windows 3.1 under the GPL, we'd run it.:)
Is that because the Win 3.1 GUI (circa 1992) is still better than that piece of shit you call X-Windows?
NEVER would I run an OS written by a "community" of 14-year-old-lifeless-with-nothing-better-to-do idiots who call themselves "programmers" and yet have no sense of logic. That applies to smelly GNU hippies too.
I spent my good time yesterday fixing a neighbor's computer cause that piece of shit LILO can't even write out a config file with consistent variable names!!! If you think text files are better than automated GUI configuration, you're a fucking idiot; there's no getting through to you.
"I need to order new Rubber for my Jack Bot sometime too."
You know Taco, despite all the name calling by the trolls, on how you are such a geeky homosexual who could never get a woman, I still didn't want to believe it. Then you go and say something like this. All this time I thought Jon Katz was the only homo around SlashDot, but no, you go and come out of the closet. So, do you use lubed rubbers on your Jack Bot? Is it water-based or silicone-based? I hear that the Venus 2000 Masturbation Machine is quite a good model. Heavily recommended by Chick McGee of Bob and Tom morning show fame. Or is yours home-built? If so, does it run by means of Perl Jack-Scripts? Dude, I bet it runs Linux too. Shit, you could be an inspiration to all those 14 year-old wannabe h4X0r5 who just love their Linux. Imagine what an inspiration it could be to them to allow Linux into their world of masturbation!!
Quit being a hypocrite and getting on Microsoft's case about closed source. Now you've unleashed the flood gates. On behalf of the Slashdot jack-community, I hereby demand that you release the source code to your Jack-Bot. Quit hoarding that code (and forthcoming pleasure) to yourself.
You sir, are a dick. "Working" does not mean "working properly." When Win2k installs, it works properly. Slack doesn't... I've done it before, trust me. You have to configure so much shit it's ridiculous. Crawl back into your LUnix hole...
You do realize that this came from The Register.... they hate MS why wouldn't they have a reason to rig a benchmark? I've seen more FUD come from The Register than from all of michael's articles on/. combined.
LOL that is the most biased benchmark I've ever read...
One Intel D850MVSE mobo with Northwood P4; 512M PC800 RDRAM; two Maxtor D740X 20G ATA-133 drives on the mobo's onboard ATA-100 controller, one booting Win-XP Pro on FAT and one booting SuSE 7.3 Pro on ReiserFS and both installed clean and subsequently patched; and a 64M DDR GeForce AGP4.
Jesus H. Christ. Cut off it's balls why don't you. XP runs best on NTFS. Most likely the author was running XP with all the visual goodies turned on, font smoothing, the spiffy new desktop, etc... (note: you can disable them very easily...) and running console and or IceWM on Linux.
And I quote:
It's extremely difficult to compare the performance of a given system on both Linux and Windows.
No. Of course not. That's why people don't run Windows NT server as a desktop machine (although they could)... they wouldn't want to configure settings. Microsoft kind of started to bridge this gap with simple file sharing settings in XP. Unless you explicitly choose to unhide them by means of a configuration dialog, NTFS ACLs are hidden from the end user, instead opting for four privacy 'levels' which each corresponded to a certain combination of ACLs themselves.
Tell Aunt Millie that she needs to RTFM so she can learn chmod and grep so she can bee l33t too. Heh.
KaZaA does not condone activities and actions that breach the copyright of artists and copyright owners - as a KaZaA user you are bound by the KaZaA Terms of Use and laws governing copyright in each country.
Allegedly. But nowhere does it say that. For all we know, Michael Robertson could give Bill a list of e-mails that says "see all these people support us, so what's the big forking deal?"
"I have a file I would like to share with you"
wu-ftpd:
"Please rape my server... please"
gcc:
"We think we support the standards, wait, we don't... does that compile yet?"
KOffice:
"Bug fixes? If you're so smart, why don't you fix them?"
BSOD: "IRQL LESS THAN OR EQUAL..... Reinstall computer"
Quit being a retard. It should be a requirement that you know what the hell you're talking about before you can flame windows. 2 things can make that happen 1) bad hardware (e.g., bad ram) or 2) a poorly written f*cked up driver.
If you think that's NT's problem, well, NT's not stupid enough to let you type cp /dev/zero /dev/mem
Right-o. Why is it that Microsoft always takes the heat for proprietary software when Linux is just as proprietary? It only compiles on a compiler written by tree-hugging hippies. Go figure.
You forgot the part about Exchange letting you schedule online meetings and use netmeeting to collaborate online seemlessly, share apps, videoconference, etc, all from the same place. How cool. Could you _ever_ do that in Linux? No fscking way.
Ok moderators, you know it's true... taking away my precious karma won't make it any farther from the truth. You know that people who want an unbaised view of the topic read at a low threshold anyway.
So, what you're saying is that if wu-ftpd was compiled under C++ builder instead of gcc [gnuhippie C compiler], it wouldn't be full of SECURITY HOLES?
Too bad MSVC++ kiddies make real applications.
Purty good security IMHO. Just something about single-user mode that strikes me a bit funny...
Well, there's enough bullshit around here that I imagine some people would have taken what you said as fact.
The Windows NT kernel and DOS are two different things, fuckwit. It's like me calling your precious Linux "just any other shitty Unix." Get it straight, zealot.
Is that because the Win 3.1 GUI (circa 1992) is still better than that piece of shit you call X-Windows?
NEVER would I run an OS written by a "community" of 14-year-old-lifeless-with-nothing-better-to-do idiots who call themselves "programmers" and yet have no sense of logic. That applies to smelly GNU hippies too.
I spent my good time yesterday fixing a neighbor's computer cause that piece of shit LILO can't even write out a config file with consistent variable names!!! If you think text files are better than automated GUI configuration, you're a fucking idiot; there's no getting through to you.
I can just see the goatse.cx guy popping up on people's wireless devices while they're strolling through downtown Sydney...
Guess you couldn't tell that from Slashdot's 2+2=5 "edjukayshun" icon, huh?
Since I know scripting languages, am I an elite hacker?
Since I can install linux, am I a sys admin?
Isn't that the general consensus around here?
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: Unable to handle kernel paging request at virtual address e2293fe8
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: current->tss.cr3 = 00101000, %cr3 = 00101000
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: *pde = 00000000
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: Oops: 0000
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: CPU: 0
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: EIP: 0010:[kmem_cache_free+64/372]
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: EFLAGS: 00010082
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: eax: 0000005c ebx: c2293920 ecx: e2293fe0 edx: c229397c
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: esi: c009e740 edi: 00000282 ebp: c026f470 esp: c000df70
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: ds: 0018 es: 0018 ss: 0018
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: Process kswapd (pid: 4, process nr: 4, stackpage=c000d000)
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: Stack: c2293a40 c026f470 c229397c c009e740 c01243a5 c009e740 c2293920 c2293920
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: c2293a40 c0124cbf c2293920 c2293920 c026f470 000000f9 00000030 c000c000
Jan 21 05:07:59 cr957697-a kernel: c011a452 c026f470 00000010 00000006 c011f112 00000006 00000030 00000000
Jan 21 05:08:00 cr957697-a kernel: Call Trace: [put_unused_buffer_head+33/76] [try_to_free_buffers+75/132] [shrink_mmap+214/300] [do_try_to_free_pages+38/120] [tvecs+6990/31333] [kswapd+83/196] [get_options+0/116]
Jan 21 05:08:00 cr957697-a kernel: [kernel_thread+35/48]
Jan 21 05:08:00 cr957697-a kernel: Code: 8b 69 08 81 fd 2b 2f c3 a5 0f 85 d9 00 00 00 8b 69 0c 85 ed
Jan 21 05:08:08 cr957697-a identd[6610]: Connection from localhost
Jan 21 05:08:08 cr957697-a identd[6610]: from: 127.0.0.1 ( localhost ) for: 4900, 25
Jan 21 05:08:33 cr957697-a kernel: Kernel panic: VFS: LRU block list corrupted
He ought to shower more often. Seriously. It gives Linux a bad na----
Segmentation fault. Core dumped.
Kernel Panic
Switching to runlevel 0
INIT: Sending termination signals.
The system is going down for reboot NOW!
You know Taco, despite all the name calling by the trolls, on how you are such a geeky homosexual who could never get a woman, I still didn't want to believe it. Then you go and say something like this. All this time I thought Jon Katz was the only homo around SlashDot, but no, you go and come out of the closet. So, do you use lubed rubbers on your Jack Bot? Is it water-based or silicone-based? I hear that the Venus 2000 Masturbation Machine is quite a good model. Heavily recommended by Chick McGee of Bob and Tom morning show fame. Or is yours home-built? If so, does it run by means of Perl Jack-Scripts? Dude, I bet it runs Linux too. Shit, you could be an inspiration to all those 14 year-old wannabe h4X0r5 who just love their Linux. Imagine what an inspiration it could be to them to allow Linux into their world of masturbation!!
Quit being a hypocrite and getting on Microsoft's case about closed source. Now you've unleashed the flood gates. On behalf of the Slashdot jack-community, I hereby demand that you release the source code to your Jack-Bot. Quit hoarding that code (and forthcoming pleasure) to yourself.
You sir, are a dick. "Working" does not mean "working properly." When Win2k installs, it works properly. Slack doesn't ... I've done it before, trust me. You have to configure so much shit it's ridiculous. Crawl back into your LUnix hole...
You do realize that this came from The Register.... they hate MS why wouldn't they have a reason to rig a benchmark? I've seen more FUD come from The Register than from all of michael's articles on /. combined.
One Intel D850MVSE mobo with Northwood P4; 512M PC800 RDRAM; two Maxtor D740X 20G ATA-133 drives on the mobo's onboard ATA-100 controller, one booting Win-XP Pro on FAT and one booting SuSE 7.3 Pro on ReiserFS and both installed clean and subsequently patched; and a 64M DDR GeForce AGP4.
Jesus H. Christ. Cut off it's balls why don't you. XP runs best on NTFS. Most likely the author was running XP with all the visual goodies turned on, font smoothing, the spiffy new desktop, etc... (note: you can disable them very easily...) and running console and or IceWM on Linux.
And I quote:
It's extremely difficult to compare the performance of a given system on both Linux and Windows.
Now go recompile your kernel, you zealot.
Tell Aunt Millie that she needs to RTFM so she can learn chmod and grep so she can bee l33t too. Heh.
KaZaA does not condone activities and actions that breach the copyright of artists and copyright owners - as a KaZaA user you are bound by the KaZaA Terms of Use and laws governing copyright in each country.
Slow down cowboy? Maybe I just type too fast...
I guess that means that linux IS NOT designed for Aunt Tillie.
MacOS is more main stream than linux (0.24%, come on)... but this is slashdot you know...
Allegedly. But nowhere does it say that. For all we know, Michael Robertson could give Bill a list of e-mails that says "see all these people support us, so what's the big forking deal?"