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Mac Thief Caught Thanks To Applescript & Timbuktu

el.cerrito.slasher sent in an amusing bit found on MacSlash. This story is a tale of a stolen iMac that just happened to be running Timbuktu (a remote control program like VNC I believe). Well the stolen box kept getting used, and the owner was able to track it down through a variety of amusing Timbuktu Fu. Funny story.

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  1. ADC by cstrommen · · Score: 0

    This shows how stupid people that steal really are..

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  2. applescript strikes back by athagon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What a brilliant idea. AppleScript - although simplistic and arcane - obviously has some uses. Forget getting the iTunes song or FTPing files, here comes the Timbuktu/AppleScript remote-disk-erase squad! ^_^

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    1. Re:applescript strikes back by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      simplistic and arcane? do you prefer to speak to your friends in quadratic equations rather than English then? maybe you just speak Klingon

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    2. Re:applescript strikes back by gazbo · · Score: 5, Funny
      set AppleScript's text item delimiters to {""}

      Yikes! That is some urglee code. I mean come on, since when has code used a possessive apostrophe? It's just......wrong.

      I'll grant it's wonderfully readable, but in people's experience, is it actually easy to write? I can imagine having difficulty remembering all of the exact 'easy-to-use' identifiers. Also, in some cases it seemed to match good grammar, whereas in other cases parts of verbs, plurals etc. were not used correctly. Is there a set of special cases you have to remember or what?
    3. Re:applescript strikes back by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      AppleScript is UNBELEIVABLY easy to write. If you have any kind of logic in your soul and speak English, you can automate your plastic pal to death. We actually run our business on .as, it's just great to have a script that runs when you drop a video capure file on a folder, runs Cleaner to compress it, BBEdit to knock up some HTML, DeBabelizer to cobble together some GIF thumbnails, Fetch to upload it and IE to spring open to look at the site. All while preparing coffee or beating the crap out of some guards in Oni.

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    4. Re:applescript strikes back by Morth · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Yikes! That is some urglee code. I mean come on, since when has code used a possessive apostrophe?

      Since AppleScript was invented, obviously. (90-91?)
      IIRC, set text item delimiters of AppleScript to {":"} works just as well. It's the versatility and its way of knowing where to put parentheses that makes AppleScript easy.

    5. Re:applescript strikes back by nzhavok · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Yeah AppleScript can be more basic than BASIC. Of course no self-respecting programmer would ever code in applscript, not even to see what it was like. Why anyone would like to code like this when they can use more cryptic languages like perl or haskall is beyond me.

      The scary thing is I'm not sure if I'm being sarcastic or not at this point.

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    6. Re:applescript strikes back by @madeus · · Score: 1

      Actually, I do most of my code in Perl, some in Java and a bit in C (but Perl and Java mostly, because they are fun to use).

      Despite being a Mac and AppleScript user for over 10 years (AppleScript since it's insception, but I can't remeber when that was), I still find it quite a pain in the arse to use because of the weird instances of things and the odd, seemingly haphazard way in which you call or reference things - there is no consistancy.

      The grammer doesn't make any sense to me, it not as logical as Java and even Perl is simpler by comparison , and I don't mean that as flamebait.

      Anyone can use AppleScript, but it's a lot of pain and greif to make it do something really useful. IMO, it's worth speding 2 weeks getting familer with Perl as you'll be able to do much more much faster.

      AppleScript Studio is a cool idea, and allows you to do great things with the GUI, but the basic language is still pretty sucky. I hope Apple release the Perl interface to Interface Builder (so us Mac OS X users have a Perl Studio). It has been around internally for a while, but I'd like to see it released.

      I'd *much* rather use Perl, Java or shell scripting to do the same things.

      Though, if I could, I'd use HyperTalk, every time! As a languge rocks! Apple dropped the ball on that one, it was a great langauge. Really easy, easier than AppleScript even, but entirely logical and OO (without realising your were doing OO).

      They are still extending AppleScript so maybe it will get better and make more sense over time..

    7. Re:applescript strikes back by smagoun · · Score: 5, Informative
      Not only is Applescript unbelievably easy to write, it's easy to execute, too - drop an Applescript or three into the "Speakable Items" folder on the Mac, and your Applescripts are suddenly voice commands for your computer. This brings you a long way toward full voice command of your computer, depending on what you need.

      "Computer, update website" (computer executes the 'update website' applescript, which would probably be very similar to the parent post's Applescript"

      Since Applescript is easy, powerful, and voice-activated like this, you can do some amazing stuff on the mac with very little effort. It impresses the hell out of other people, too.

      (FWIW, the PC emulator VirtualPC is Applescriptable - you can have a LOT of fun with that: imagine the above Applescript, but add the part where the script fires up VirtualPC and loads your webpage in IE for Windows to make sure it looks good on that platform too. All this while you're playing Oni)

    8. Re:applescript strikes back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are OBVIOUSLY a poser and not a Mac user at all... How do I know? Mac users can SPELL.

    9. Re:applescript strikes back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they obviously know how to use the CAPS LOCK, too.

    10. Re:applescript strikes back by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      I'd love to get hypertalk back too. Espesialy with anew version of hypercard. Maybe we should start a petition to get hypercard back from the depths of Apple

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    11. Re:applescript strikes back by melatonin · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yikes! That is some urglee code. I mean come on, since when has code used a possessive apostrophe? It's just......wrong.

      Uh, no, it just makes sense. Possessive apostrophes are awesome for programming languages.

      c++/java:
      foo->bar()

      AppleScript:
      foo's bar()
      bar() of foo

      It's a hell of a lot easier to type.

      PHP:
      $myArray[3]

      WebSiphon:
      myArray'3

      It's not wrong, it makes sense. Just try typing those lines of code there. I wish more programming languages used it.

      And ya, it's very easy to write. That is, once you understand that it is a programming language which has its own way of forming meaningful statements, so that something that makes sense in English doesn't necessarily mean it will make sense to AppleScript :)

      AS is best for making objects from different programs work together. It's a solution to the interoperability problem. Each program can describe itself with verbs and nouns, and AppleScript's syntax is very good at mashing those things from different programs together.

      It's not so great for coding intense algorithms, as it tends to be verbose.

      set foo to 5
      foo = 5

      When you do have to make programs talk to each other, AS makes wonderful glue. AS is intended to exploit logic in other code, so rather than running awk/sed to munge my text, or use the language's text manipulation expressions (as you would in Perl), I'll get BBEdit to open the text file, and use all it's insanely powerful multi-file regex features. Apps in OS X are supposed to support opening files and doing operations on them without presenting a user interface specifically for this purpose.

      No need for CORBA to solve those problems :P

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    12. Re:applescript strikes back by gazbo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thanks for your response, it was enlightening (for those of you who got the wrong idea, I really was looking for comments about writeability, and not just starting a flamewar)

      In fact, although it seems a little 'ungodly' I can see the appeal of the apostrophe to refer to a member variable. Of course, this would likely not work in C++ as the -> and . operator mean different things, so could not just be replaced. I can see how it would work nicely in Java however (*slap* Java uses . not -> there is no need for a pointer dereferencing operator in Java because of its pointer model)

      Not too sure about using it to reference array elements though, it loses some of its English semantics, and there is a lot to be said for having one operator to do one thing.

      I guess the most enlightening part of the response was about using it for interoperability. I guess you're right, it makes perfect sense for that; after spending the last week doing efficiency hacking, I was looking at the code from the wrong viewpoint ;) On a second look, I particularly like the line:
      tell application "Finder"
      Nice way to bring apps into context.

      Anyway, enough rambling, but thanks for the info.
      NB. I'll stick with bash for now...

    13. Re:applescript strikes back by PaschalNee · · Score: 1

      >and speak English
      I guess that rules out the majority of the globe then.

    14. Re:applescript strikes back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The true beauty of this final line of code is that it's totally unnecessary.

      The 'suicide' script deletes every file except for the system, rendering the computer essentially useless. But, glory be, that useless imac will have its applescript text item delimiters initialized correctly!

    15. Re:applescript strikes back by phillymjs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'll grant it's wonderfully readable, but in people's experience, is it actually easy to write?

      It takes some getting used to, but AppleScript is extremely powerful. Scriptable applications written by competent authors/companies include a dictionary of all the scriptable terms/objects/etc so you have a ready reference.

      I few months ago I wrote an AppleScript CGI that duplicated the functionality of Outlook Web Access, but pulled the mail from the copy of Microsoft Entourage (not the OS X version) on my Mac at home.

      I did this mostly just because I was bored one day at work. It worked very well during testing with a copy of Entourage with only a few dummy messages scattered around, but unfortunately any decent amount of mail (like that contained on my Mac at home) would bring timeouts galore because it took too long to parse the mail folders and generate the pages. I dropped the project, but kept the code because it had a lot of useful functions I might need again someday. It was also pretty portable-- in less than two hours, I made two more versions of the CGI that worked with Claris Emailer and Outlook Express to see if things would work better, but they didn't.

      ~Philly

    16. Re:applescript strikes back by melatonin · · Score: 2
      Not too sure about using it to reference array elements though, it loses some of its English semantics, and there is a lot to be said for having one operator to do one thing.

      Actually, that example was from WebSiphon, not AppleScript. I was trying to show its use in another language.

      In AppleScript, you'd use 'item 3 of myArray', which again, is verbose. "myArray's item 3' would probably work as well, which isn't as bad. I actually find it easier to type English words than to hit odd keys on the keyboard. It wasn't always that way, and I remember back then I'd type English very slowly :P

      It'd be great if programmers had their own keyboards with their own key layout :)

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    17. Re:applescript strikes back by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      you obviously don't travel much - I wouldn't be surprised if more than 50% of the computer owners in the world also had a functional grasp of English

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    18. Re:applescript strikes back by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 3, Informative

      nzhavok wrote:

      > Of course no self-respecting programmer would ever code in
      > applscript, not even to see what it was like. Why anyone would like to
      > code like this when they can use more cryptic languages like perl or
      > haskall is beyond me.
      >
      > The scary thing is I'm not sure if I'm being sarcastic or not at this
      > point.

      Well, in case you are not being sarcastic, and for the benefit of those who seriously believe the above quote: AppleScript is not a programming language for serious applications. It is a macro language, for everybody to use. The thing that AppleScript does (and what computers were designed for) is to automate repetitive tasks. It isn't just for coding either. You can push the old record button, and record your actions as AppleScript. You can then use the recorded script as the start of your own script, customizing it easily, because it is easy to understand. AppleScript is there so graphics professionals, video professionals, scientists, etc. can automate their work and make their jobs easier and more productive.

      Apple has released AppleScript Studio for OS X, which allows one to create real applications with the Aqua GUI in AppleScript. While this is nice for entering data for and controlling your AppleScript, you are still not going to see a lot of software on the store shelves written in AppleScript. AppleScript Studio is to AppleScript what Perl/Tk is to Perl.

      Though it would be nice if we had a Cocoa/Perl wrapper thingie to let us write Perl apps for Aqua.

      OS X: the Apple of Mothra's Aqua eye.

    19. Re:applescript strikes back by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      No, he simply seems to be someone not blinded by being some sort of Apple Cheerleader. He seems to be able to appreciate the structure of a language. Perhaps applescript doesn't have a proper grammar and is a shiny happy version of COBOL. Perhaps not.

      However, you are certainly doing nothing to change anyone's perception one way or the other.

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    20. Re:applescript strikes back by Computer! · · Score: 2

      I guess that rules out the majority of the globe then.

      Just like every computer programming language I've ever heard of. You can overload operators all you want, you still code left-to-right.

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    21. Re:applescript strikes back by mother+pussbucket · · Score: 1

      Some random dude posts that his "sister's" iMac was stolen and the next thing you know the mac skript kidd33z are falling all over themselves trying to come up with the ultimate death script.

      And I thought VB lusers were lame.

      Oh, my sister forgot her lunch money at the bank, and they locked the door. Could you help me get in so I can get it back?

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    22. Re:applescript strikes back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's actually very easy to get used to writing in applescript...

      i was making a realbasic project for the mac os that includes AppleEvents for interapplication communication... i ended up learning a teensy bit of applescript from doing this... then the floodgate just opened. i'm not at expert level within just a week of beginning. that's really cool.

    23. Re:applescript strikes back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoops! i meant to say i *am* at expert level with applescript after just a week.

    24. Re:applescript strikes back by pclminion · · Score: 2
      Uh, no, it just makes sense. Possessive apostrophes are awesome for programming languages.

      Unless you happen to be one of the billions of people on this planet whose natural language doesn't have such a construct. Or did you think everyone spoke English?

      A language that "reads like English" might be great for ego-centric Americans, but imagine having to understand the nuonces of English grammar in order to write a f*cking computer program.

    25. Re:applescript strikes back by melatonin · · Score: 1
      A language that "reads like English" might be great for ego-centric Americans, but imagine having to understand the nuonces of English grammar in order to write a f*cking computer program.

      Duh. First of all, the AppleScript everyone uses is AppleScript English. There are other dialects, including a C one, but AppleScript English has become the most popular (if anyone even remembers that others do exist).

      You can do whatever you do in AppleScript under Perl or Python in the Mac OS, but that's besides the point.

      Secondly, just because it's English, it doesn't mean possessive apostrophes are bad for programming languages. list'3 (the WebSiphon example) will always be more convenient than list[3].

      C uses ' for characters, and " for strings. AppleScript only has strings. In Python, ' and " can be used interchangeably (although 'foo" is not valid). AppleScript and WebSiphon use ' for something very useful, something programmers have to do a lot, which is to access a property of some object.

      people on this planet whose natural language doesn't have such a construct.

      -> isn't a natural language construct for any language. Neither is !=. What's your point?

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    26. Re:applescript strikes back by pclminion · · Score: 2
      Duh. First of all, the AppleScript everyone uses is AppleScript English. There are other dialects, including a C one, but AppleScript English has become the most popular (if anyone even remembers that others do exist).

      I doubt that is the case among e.g. French speakers. What if the situation were reversed?

      set locked of (every item of entire contents of the trash whose locked is true) to false

      It's been a long time since I studied French, but you can take my word that if this was written in "natural French" a French-ignorant American would be extremely hard-pressed to understand why it has to be written the way it is written.

      Secondly, just because it's English, it doesn't mean possessive apostrophes are bad for programming languages. list'3 (the WebSiphon example) will always be more convenient than list[3].

      Why, exactly? Because it saves you a single keystroke? If that's your complaint, then look to Java where object member access is done with a dot:

      foo.bar()

      But that's besides the point, because your example is not a possessive construct. The following is:

      foo's bar()

      's followed by space is three characters, a character longer than your -> example. So if you are arguing from the standpoint of typing economy, then you aren't making a point. Not to mention a non-English speaker will be thinking to him/herself: "I can deal with that apostrophe, but why on Earth does that s have to be there? What does it mean?"

      Computer language grammar should remain computer language grammar. Natural grammars are inefficient and can be very counter-intuitive to non-native speakers. Computer grammars might take a while to learn and understand, but they'll always be much easier to figure out than ambiguous, ideosyncratic natural language. It's just a bad idea all over.

    27. Re:applescript strikes back by melatonin · · Score: 2
      extremely hard-pressed to understand why it has to be written the way it is written. If you the Finder's dictionary, you'll see 'entire contents' as a property of the 'container item' class, which the Trash are a subclass of. In a French Finder dictionary, the words would be different. Locked is a property, and true is a constant. If you define a dictionary for a different language, you'll get different words.

      You're argument is completely pointless, every API has this problem. What does CFURLCreateWithFileSystemPath() mean to a French programmer? AppleScript is the only one that provides a solution, by using dictionaries and dialects.

      I doubt that is the case among e.g. French speakers. What if the situation were reversed?

      My point was that it's hard to come across documentation for the other dialects. If you don't like AppleScript English, use Python, if it keeps you happy.

      Why, exactly? Because it saves you a single keystroke? If that's your complaint, then look to Java where object member access is done with a dot

      As I said in my original post, 's is good when you're typing. It's easier to type language than it is to type code (unless if you type code a lot and never learned QWERTY, as is the case for many). foo's bar and foo.bar are both pretty easy. The point in my original post is that ' is not either uglee or bad.

      My point is that it would be nice if more languages would use ', as WebSiphon does in lists, as in list'4.

      Computer language grammar should remain computer language grammar. Natural grammars are inefficient and can be very counter-intuitive to non-native speakers.

      Yet every computer language seizes up when trying to talk to different systems. Natural language has no such issues. And that is why AppleScript's focus on nouns and verbs makes it effective.

      Try getting past the ' in my original post.

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    28. Re:applescript strikes back by PaschalNee · · Score: 1

      That's really not the point though is it. Forcing people to work in their second language is hardly the path to success. The users might have a grasp of English but even still will not be over the moon about being forced to use it. France is a good example.

    29. Re:applescript strikes back by PaschalNee · · Score: 1

      Yeah you have a point there. I was thinking more in terms of syntax where the syntax in most languages is not hugely biased towards a particular language. I suppose if you look at the directionality and script then we are doomed!

    30. Re:applescript strikes back by Computer! · · Score: 2

      I'm sure Europe appreciates your sentiment, but as an American, I have no problem reaping the benifits of US-funded R&D, and keeping most of the development profits right here. If the rest of the world wants to play, they can invent their own BASIC.

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    31. Re:applescript strikes back by @madeus · · Score: 1

      Actually I've been an Apple Beta tester for Operating Systems and Development tools from OS 7.5 through to Rhapsody (though I've been a Mac /user/ for much longer). I've also got one of the first 601 based PowerMac's off the production line on top of the wardrobe and I've got a shiny new G4 PowerBook on my lap. Age 19 I flew thousands of miles from Europe to San Francisco just to spend 11 days at MacWorld to gawk at this new thing called an iMac (actually I was sponsored to be there so that I could write an article for a Mac Tech pub.) I like Mac's.

      But I can't spell very well. Despite going to an expensive and elitest school, to which only a small proprortion of hopefuls actually get to attend, I had to take a remedial spelling class while I was there.

      I still can't spell well no matter how hard I try, I never will be able to (at least not without using a spell checker for *everything*).

      But otherwise my language skills are well above par. Maybe I should switch back to OmniWeb, the ability to check spelling in boxes is pretty useful.

      PS: Did you know Scott Adams (the cartoonist and author) is a reported Mac user. He is also dyslexic.

    32. Re:applescript strikes back by PaschalNee · · Score: 1

      OK, you keep BASIC and we'll keep Linux :)
      (Joking of course - Linux was obviously a pan global effort)

      My point was that if more thought was put into developing software that was pretty much locale independent then there would be more development profits to keep 'right here' wherever 'right here' might be.

  3. Re:Suggestions are crap by Pathwalker · · Score: 2

    And that is what he did, by setting the default AOL phone numbers to two numbers with caller id, and watched for a modem to call both.

  4. Re:Suggestions are crap by dair · · Score: 2, Funny
    Which is what he did:
    Probably the best news so far, I was able to insert a modified AOL connection file into the stolen machine today, with my home number as the primary dialin and my sister's number as the secondary. Coincidentally, I've since gotten about 15 calls from a particular person I don't know, and my sister has gotten about the same amount of calls from the same person.
    Unfortunately the number was unlisted.

    -dair
  5. Re:Suggestions are crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not use Windows 9x. What does your sig do?

  6. Re:Suggestions are crap by Kamran · · Score: 1

    Did you actually read the article. It says that's what he did. But the number was unlisted. The suggestions later on are also a lot better, with some ideas of scripting OE to email details etc... Perhaps read the full article next time.

  7. Replying to myself.... by seizer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Bloody morning classes. They distract me from paying proper attention to Slashdot :-)

    *oops*

    1. Re:Replying to myself.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what does your fucking sig do?

    2. Re:Replying to myself.... by posmon · · Score: 1

      cool. it kicks off a couple of bsod's and then returns you to the desktop with ie dead.

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    3. Re:Replying to myself.... by gazbo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      People tend to overuse the term BSOD. If you get a couple of BSODs and then return to the desktop, it was not a BSOD.

      Install NT/2000, then play with your hardware while the computer is on. Then you'll see what a *real* BSOD looks like, and understand the 'Death' part.

    4. Re:Replying to myself.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, in win98 it does BSOD, crashing you completely. In win2k it gives you a few blue screens and dumps to desktop.

    5. Re:Replying to myself.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never tried it with 98, although I was arguing with the poster and he was claiming it didn't crash completely.

      As for 2000, I can say categorically that you are wrong. It gives a 404, of course. Then again, I am one of the few people who keeps their installs patched...

      --gazbo (as AC to avoid offtopic mods - when the fuck did I start to care about losing karma? Hopefully I'll have got over it by tomorrow)

    6. Re:Replying to myself.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only works on 9x, 2000 and XP don't have same system resources (/con/con is a system device)

  8. Re:Hey CmdrTaco! by cstrommen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    There's something called the earth.. It's.. like.. divided into 24 time-zones... Hello?

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  9. Can I do this with my laptop? by bildstorm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Personally, I'm slightly security paranoid, but I don't believe that anyone who steals my machine is going to care what's on it, but more likely swap drives. Ok, that's what I'd do, at least.

    But, looking at this, I'd love to have something like this running. Are they any current security programs that do things like this? I would need it for Windows and Linux.

    Now if only I could have it run in the BIOS. Imagine if on the bios level, without a proper key or password or whatever, if the hard drive was removed and replaced, it would then call a panic number whenever connected. That'd be neat.

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    1. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by MaxH01 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Isn't that what Windows XP does - except it phones Bill Gates?

    2. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by IceFox · · Score: 3, Funny

      My Compaq persario 800 (dual Ppro) does just this anytime it is rebooted. In the lovely bios that they put on 4 boot floppies which means it takes forever to do anything.

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    3. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by mESSDan · · Score: 2
      A better idea; if the bios password entered was wrong, let the user in but have a tiny program chilling in the bios that would wait for a network connection and send out some data from there.

      A few problems with this? Firewalls could easily stop it, although sending out the data on a common port like 80 would probably solve that. Also, just like a modem, a network card can be unplugged.

      Ugh, this is starting to sound like an Outlook virus ;)

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    4. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by athmanb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rule Nr. 1 in criminology: 95% of criminals are idiots. If they weren't, they would risk a year long jail term e.g. by robbing a liquor store for 100$.

      You would be smart enough to swap hard drives to evade detection, but you'd also be smart enough to not steal a computer...

    5. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

      I think Microsoft is working a similar feature. But the panic number calls Redmond, not your house. Just wait for the next XP security update.

      I'd love to have something like this running. Are they any current security programs that do things like this? I would need it for Windows and Linux.

      Now if only I could have it run in the BIOS. Imagine if on the bios level, without a proper key or password or whatever, if the hard drive was removed and replaced, it would then call a panic number whenever connected. That'd be neat.

    6. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by nzhavok · · Score: 3, Interesting

      but I don't believe that anyone who steals my machine is going to care what's on it

      Well I'm sure plenty of people would want my massive pr0n collection ;-)

      Are they any current security programs that do things like this?

      Well I looked into this last year when I was flatting with 5 new people. It's not that I didn't trust my roommates but when flatting with so many people they're bound to at least have a couple of pretty dodgy friends amoung them.
      Linux is pretty straightforward, I mean if your using a dial out you can just use pppup to launch a script to mail you when they're online or whatever.
      Problem is most theives aren't likely to be able to pring up ppp on my box, oh well.
      For windows I don't know. But it shouldn't be too hard to set something up like this, even modify back-oriface 2k or something to give you the functionality you need.
      In the end I decided the best way to do this was to get a prepaid cellphone with GPS (charged by the 5v line with a regulator), have it send an SMS message every day or so. The benefit is it doesn't matter if the machine is dial up/lan, or even if it's not used by the theives. Of course the problem with this system is a GPS cell phone isn't cheap.

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    7. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by BrookHarty · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So does all those people who download mp3's that are copyrighted idiots? They could be fined 10s of thousands of dollars...

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    8. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Maybe. But, really, if you judge criminals only by those that get caught, the basis on which you make your judgment is significantly biased. To wit: you don't know the ratio of criminals who were caught to criminals who were not. Since the criminals who never got caught aren't accounted for, your statement looses most of its edge.

      (That is: since your argument equates "idiocy" with poor risk-taking, we can only presume that good risk-takers are not idiots. Further, since "risk," by your definition, relates to both the negative, legal consequences of crime, as well as the "positive" material consequences, we must assume that those who've calculated the risk such as to avoid the negative, legal consequences--yet attain their material or criminal goals--are fairly apt risk-takers.)

      Of course, you could be saying that 95% of all criminals get caught... and that because poor judgment equals idiocy, 95% of criminals are idiots... but that thinking is so divorced from reality that it can be dismissed.

      So... really, your line of thinking is dangerous because it underestimates criminals grossly.

    9. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by elgaard · · Score: 1

      On a linux box you could put something like this in cron or /etc/rc?/S95Stolen:

      scp stolen.mydomain.com/mymachinename sfile
      sh sfile

      It will have to authenticate with public key.

      If "mymachine" is stolen you change www.myserver.com/mymachinename from
      "echo not stolen" to eg

      cp /etc/stolenpm /etc/procmailrc
      xterm -display myothermachine.foo.com

      The new procmailrc would forward all mail to you or another email address.
      That way you could offer the police to get the email. I wonder if it would be legal and if the police would need a warrent to receive the emails.

      If the thief has a fast connection you could also forward print jobs.

      The name and address of the thief would come up in emails or printjobs sooner or later.

      All this assuming that the theif didnt format the disks right away or uses hotmail.

      Of course what you need is a labtop with builtin webcam, GPS, and wireless network (mobile phone type). The first time the thief turns it on you get a mug shot and the location.

    10. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by TwistedKestrel · · Score: 1

      Of course, you're assuming the thief has sufficient intelligence to deal with linux ... once he saw it, he'd either wipe it, or sell it to someone else, and *they* would wipe it.

    11. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by SilentChris · · Score: 3, Funny
      I heard Linux calls Linus when he's at home. At 3:00 AM. In a different timezone.

      Poor guy.

    12. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by Graff · · Score: 5, Informative
      Now if only I could have it run in the BIOS. Imagine if on the bios level, without a proper key or password or whatever, if the hard drive was removed and replaced, it would then call a panic number whenever connected. That'd be neat.

      Actually you can most likely do that on a Mac. All of the Macs in the past 5 - 8 years use a BIOS-like system called called Open Firmware. Open Firmware basically sets up the machine to load up the operating system and it does other initialization tasks. It is also used by some other computer manufacturers as it is an open standard.

      The neat thing about Open Firmware is that it is programmable. It is written in Forth and you can write additions to it and install them. These additions are persistent across power-downs and can be password protected. So it is possible that you can write some sort of network notification into Open Firmware, I do know that it is aware of TCP and such because you can remotely operate the machine if it crashes in open firmware and you can also use Open Firmware to network boot the machine.

      The other cool thing about Open Firmware is that you can set it to require a password at boot. If the password is not entered then the machine will not load ANY drive. This password is much harder to disable than an operating system password or hard drive password lock, although there are a few obscure and involved ways of bypassing it if you are extremely familiar with the system.

      This page has some good links on Open Firmware. This site is hosted by Sun and has a ton of very specific and detailed information on Open Firmware. And lastly, Open Firmware is the only firmware standard in existence to have its own song!

    13. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      I believe the programs nessesary to do this on the PC would be a version of VNC or if they have it, the PC version of Timbucktu. You would also need to have the program launch at startup and in order to do the tracking, you either need to do the work manualy while the computer is connected (not recomended uless it's left idle) or you need to find some sort of scripting language that can execute nicely in the background of windows.

      Another place you might want to look for remote control software is your local highschool or college, sometimes the admins there use remote software to check on students and make sure their doing what they're supposed to be doing.

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      T Money
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    14. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by mindstrm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You would swap drives, yes. But you aren't a thief.

      But your average guy who stole the computer to make a quick buck won't.. and neither will the schmuck who bought it from him.

      Several companies sell packages for the PC that are theft-detection packages. Very low-level virus-like things that are internet aware, etc.

    15. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      If your Linux box is stolen, the thief would have to be quite smart to figure out your password and user name before he had any chance of running an xterm.

    16. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Rule Nr. 1 in criminology: 95% of criminals are idiots.


      The ones that aren't idiots go into politics.

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    17. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Rule Nr. 1 in criminology: 95% of criminals are idiots. If they weren't, they would risk a year long jail term e.g. by robbing a liquor store for 100$."


      Except for the basic problem that punishment doesn't work as a deterrant if it's not consistent.

      Take speeding for example - which we can all relate to. You do ten miles an hour over and get a ticket for $75 one time in a thousand. You're still going to speed.

      If you got a $1000 fine for speeding one time in a thousand, you'd still do it because you'll never be that unlucky. If you do get caught, you'll just complain about how unfair it was that the other 999 guys get away and why should you be punished so disproportionately.

      With most 'criminal' actions, the belief is that you won't get caught. You need to up the frequency of the consequences, not the amount. The down side of that is that's a near impossible thing to do.

    18. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by Tacky+the+Penguin · · Score: 1

      It would be even neater if the laptop has a built-in GPS and 802.11.

    19. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by tcrown007 · · Score: 1

      There is a company that makes software that tracks your computers movements, calls home at specified hours, logs the phone number you dialed from, and can record inventory and programs. They work with law enforcement to recover your stolen things for you, as well.

      They say their program survives fdisk, but it didn't survive mine. However, their inventory tracking software is one of the best I have seen at getting everything.

    20. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by Oscillatory · · Score: 1

      I use ddclient to update a dynamic IP address.. (from zoneedit.com in this case, though there are plenty out there).

      http://burry.ca:4141/ddclient/

      You could use wget as your client as well, of course, but ddclient runs as a daemon so if I hibernate the machine it starts poking the net soon as it gets woken up.. assuming it's plugged into the network, of course.

    21. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      If you have an OS with a secured login though, you may find that the drive will be formatted or swapped out before it ends up back on the net.

      After all, if they can't log in, they'll find some way to utilize the hardware. They can just steal a copy of the OS.

      So the Timbuktu concept works, but would seem to be most effective on a machine that offers no resistance to casual login.

    22. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by WNight · · Score: 2

      Or an FTP server that allows you to execute files (with the correct permissions set, for the right account, etc). Simply executing programs (and being able to upload them) isn't that hard. It's writing something that will let you catch them.

    23. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by WNight · · Score: 2

      While there's really no way of embedding this in the BIOS, you could wipe the BIOS if the user selects the wrong boot-manager selection... You'd need a new one if you ever got it back, but I suppose you could simply claim that they broke it and add it to the damages. :)

      But there are a lot of ways to catch someone like this if you can simply upload and execute scripts. Many FTP servers allow this even (with the right account and directory location...)

      Some ideas on catching the crook...

      If you know the telco test #s in your area you could have the stolen computer call you, hook-flash, dial that number, and hook-flash back, three-way calling you with the "Your # is ..." line.

      Or it could call you, then call an operator. You (pretending to be the calling party) say "Excuse me, I'm working on a junction box here with ten lines, can you please tell me which # I'm calling from." Identify yourself as telco staff if necessary.

      And if you need to get the house searched, do the same thing with 911... Call the offenders earlier that day in the guise of doing a survey and find out a bit about them. (Almost anyone will stay on for a survey if you offer rewards.) Then call 911 and say "I'm (son/roommate), my (father/roommate/lover) has a gun and is threatening to shoot me because I (...)" and they'll send a few cops over to kick the door in and potentially see illegal stuff going on.

      If you don't want this traced back to you, have the script call either a disposable cell phone or a pay-phone at a predetermined time. (Be sure to check that their system time is correct, maybe with AtomTime or something...)

      But once you get the computer back, continue torturing these people, finally a target who deserves anything you can do to them.

    24. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by Azog · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm, how to do this with my Linux machines...

      ... ignoring the fact that most thieves would wipe linux off the computer and attempt to install a pirated copy of Windows ME - especially since they all come up at runlevel 3 with an unfriendly looking text-mode login prompt... Oh well...

      All my machines already run SSHD all the time. So, I just need to find out where they are if they are stolen.
      Solution: Write a little script that runs whenever any network interface comes up. The script would:
      - check to see if an internet connection is available, if not, bail out.
      - Otherwise determine the machine's DHCP-assigned IP address
      - If PPP was used, find the phone numbers
      - dumps the resulting info into a small text file and then uses "wget" to do an HTTP PUT and upload it to a CGI or PHP running on my website...

      Whenever the machine connects to the internet, it will figure out where it is on the net and send that information to a log file that I can read....

      Then I can secure shell in to the machine and wreak my terrible revenge, yea, even unto the third generation they shall speak of it in hushed voices with cautious glances over their shoulders...

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    25. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by Courageous · · Score: 5, Insightful

      With most 'criminal' actions, the belief is that you won't get caught.

      An apt insight. If you were to take a look at the mind of a developing criminal, you will often find someone who, after one or two several nervous crimes, discovers that getting caught is actually indeed quite rare. After this discovery, they become increasingly brazen, disregarding basic precaution. This is how most criminals actually get caught.

      C//

    26. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you can do fun things with timbuktu that you couldn't do easily with FTP. i.e. there is a utility that allows you to take control of the pointer on the remote host as well as open a type messages in reall time.

      Imagine the fun you could have with that.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    27. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by PaxTech · · Score: 2
      Rule Nr. 1 in criminology: 95% of criminals are idiots.
      • The ones that aren't idiots go into politics.

      Not 100% true, some start large companies..

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    28. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Specifically, republicans.

    29. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by Tycho · · Score: 1

      Open Firmware is pretty neat you can telnet into it from a remote computer and you can net boot from it too. One of the other neat features of Open Firmware is that it is architecture independent so a video card or a SCSI card for a Mac would also initialized properly on a Sun. Of course driver support in the OS is a totally different issue.

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    30. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by netsrek · · Score: 1

      The other cool thing about Open Firmware is that you can set it to require a password at boot. If the password is not entered then the machine will not load ANY drive. This password is much harder to disable than an operating system password or hard drive password lock, although there are a few obscure and involved ways of bypassing it if you are extremely familiar with the system.


      Obscure like this?

      * change total amount of RAM in machine (ie, pull out a DIMM)

      * Zap PRAM three times. (Cmd-Opt-P-R)

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    31. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by wittregr · · Score: 1

      How about using a service like TZO.com to link a dynamically assigned ip address back to a static FQDN ($25/yr)? That would allow you to locate you machine no matter where it logged in. Under Linux you could use SSH/VNC/telnet to get access to the machine. Under windows you could use PCAnywhere or similar program.

    32. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by Graff · · Score: 2
      Obscure like this?
      * change total amount of RAM in machine (ie, pull out a DIMM)
      * Zap PRAM three times. (Cmd-Opt-P-R)


      That procedure will not change the Open Firmware. Obviously it is more obscure than you think! :)

      I can think of about 3 different ways to bypass the modified Open Firmware. The point I'm trying to make is that even a power user would have to do some digging to figure out that the Open Firmware has been changed to log the computers location over the internet, or similar security modifications. It would probably be the last item on a list of things to try.

      While security-through-obscurity is not true security, it can raise the bar high enough that most people would simply give up before they find out how to access the computer. Every little bit helps...
    33. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by doggo · · Score: 1

      You sure can.

      I thought about it too. But the privacy issues spooked me. I dunno why, I am in no way shady.

    34. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by WNight · · Score: 2

      Sounds like Back Orifice and Sub Seven...

      I know a few people who installed these on their own computers (with nonstandard ports and passwords) for these types of features. Partially the remote access, but partially the "freak the roommate" stuff.

    35. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by netsrek · · Score: 1

      That procedure will not change the Open Firmware. Obviously it is more obscure than you think! :)

      Well, yes it will remove the password protection on Open Firmware. Have you tried it?
      look here for some info.

      It's why it's important to physicially secure lab machines that you're doing this with.

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    36. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 2

      Booting into single user mode with the -s option to lilo isnt that hard. At that point all it takes is `passwd` and they own the box.

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    37. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by Graff · · Score: 2

      Hmm, I will have to try this. I have done very similar things and have never had them reset the Open Firmware. From what I know, resetting the PRAM is not supposed to affect the Open Firmware. I've never seen any references to this method in any of the Apple Tech Info Library articles but there are a lot of articles, I'll have to do a search in them for this.

      Well, if this works if will be method number four that I know. Regardless, most people will not think of resetting the Open Firmware. Again, every little block you can put in their way is good even if it's not perfect.

    38. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by netsrek · · Score: 1

      It's the changing the total amount of RAM that is the important bit.

      I reckon it's Apple's 'back door' for users who've forgotten their OF password, which especially if you've set security-mod to 'full', sort of sucks...

      I think it's a good compromise, as when it comes to lab machines, they're usually physically secured, which prevents students doing this kind of thing.

      There's that app "FWSucker" which is also at the securemac link I posted earlier in the thread, so I wouldn't consider an OF password to be impregnable in any sense...

      Gotta love the nice new screen you get at startup when you set this, if you hold down option to boot off another device than default...

      And yeah, there are other ways to reset OF...

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    39. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by KinCross · · Score: 1

      There's a product out on the market called Cyber Angel that will encrypt data on a drive and respond if the machine has been reported stolen. Sounds like an interesting concept.

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    40. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by damiam · · Score: 1

      No, it's the ones that are idiots that go into politics...

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      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    41. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My computers run Mac OS X or linux. A while back I set up a cron job that downloads and executes a shell script from my web page every half hour. The script can do anything... Start a VNC server, open backdoors for me, call the cops, or whatever.
      The script is of course encrypted using super-secret technology to keep a hacker from man-in-middling me and forcing my computer to execute his code.

    42. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by ckm · · Score: 2

      My laptop, an Acer 611Txi, has a Smart Card slot. It won't boot without a valid smart card, which I usually take out when I'm not using it. You have to send the machine back to Acer to get the BIOS unlocked without the right smart card....

      Chris.

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    43. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by Artifex · · Score: 2

      This sounds like an excellent idea. With mobile companies now offering multi-user plans for "small" premiums over their single-user rates, this might even be cheaper than getting a prepaid card with unlimited SMS on it. That's assuming, of course, that you already use a mobile service...

      One question: assuming you've made this work, what GPS mobile phone(s) offer the ability to automatically SMS a location? I just can't help thinking that surely I'd have heard about this by now, if it was already built-in. Or is this decision you made just a theoretical one?

      Further thoughts for anyone else trying this: make sure you disconnect the speaker of the mobile phone internally. Remember, most phones beep when they power up, not to mention that you don't want your computer to "ring" when someone calls you! Also... if you think your mobile vendor is friendly with the local police and helps track down stolen phones, you can probably forego the GPS, since they should be able to triangulate the location of a phone on the network, anyway.

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    44. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? by nzhavok · · Score: 2

      One question: assuming you've made this work,

      I haven't made this work yet, I live in New Zealand where the mobile phone business isn't as competitive as it might be (read: 2 networks countrywide) so the top-line phones are too expensive to justify at the moment.

      what GPS mobile phone(s) offer the ability to automatically SMS a location?

      I don't know but I'm assuming (perhaps falsely) that these phones will be somewhat programmable, therefore it may be possible to have a program send the sms.

      you don't want your computer to "ring" when someone calls you!

      And here I was thinking that would be quite amusing...

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  10. Re:Why even bother in the first place? by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Anonymous Coward

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  11. Reminds me of Cuckoo's Egg by Tony.Tang · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those of you who got a real kick out of this thing, you may want to read Cuckoo's Egg. Cuckoo's Egg is a little older (he talks about using the teletype), and follows a real life story of an admin who went and tracked a bad hacker (or thief? -- sorry it's been a while). It has the same sort of "you out-think me, i'll out-think you!" back and forth flavour to it. Give it a read, you won't be disappointed.

    1. Re:Reminds me of Cuckoo's Egg by kfg · · Score: 2

      Here's the author's homepage:

      http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~stoll/

      Here you'll find reference not only to Cuckoo's Egg, but also his later work Silicon Snake Oil, which I also highly recommend.

      Slashdot did a story on his klein bottles a couple of years ago. I've got the coffee mug myself.

      It's, like, totally cool, but a bitch to clean.

      KFG

    2. Re:Reminds me of Cuckoo's Egg by cetan · · Score: 1

      Even better than "Snake Oil" is his book "High Tech Heretic" which looks at the roll of computers in the education system.

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    3. Re:Reminds me of Cuckoo's Egg by dtml-try+MyNick · · Score: 1

      I read the book a year ago, and it was one hell of a read !!! I started reading and I didnt stop for two or three days until I finnished it.. I can recomend this book for every computer lover out there, the admin ( Cliff Stoll ) is a absolute hero =)

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  12. Good Idea by TurboRoot · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Any professional would have wiped the hard drive. An easier solution would be along the lines of what they do with dogs. It would't be hard to make a tracker device/PCI graphics card that looked pretty mundane.

    1. Re:Good Idea by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 3, Insightful

      maybe, but then you'd have to get a load of Mac install disks and a bootable disk to ake the computer useful again - no-one's gona want an iMac with no software on it, and no theif is gonna want to steal something worth a few hundred only to have to spend money on it to get it going again. This isn't Lex Luthor we're talking about here, this is probably some kid theiving to buy crack.

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    2. Re:Good Idea by rblancarte · · Score: 1
      Any professional would have wiped the hard drive.
      Professional computer user maybe. But these are just petty theives who more than likely don't have a real clue about using a computer.

      People like you and I see something like this and think - I would have done this that or the other - probably with a great deal of success toward getting away with the crime. Hell, look at the Texas 7 that escaped about a year ago. I thought "If I were them, I would have split up and not hung together" But what did they do? They stuck together and all got caught together.

      The first thing that should tip you off is that we all know better than to resort to crime. These people don't and thus stories like these come to pass.

      You want a story about criminal stupidity - read this article in the Lawrence Journal-World about two Kansas football players who stole a credit card, and used it to order a pizza - DELEVERED.

      RonB
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      It is human nature to take shortcuts in thinking.
    3. Re:Good Idea by Lysander+Luddite · · Score: 2

      Call me an idiot, but if for some reason I ever stole a computer, I'd likely mail the drive back to the poor guy out of sympathy. I certainly wouldn't reformat the drive. I'd get rid of the drive no matter what even if it meant pitching it in a landfill.

    4. Re:Good Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spend money on it to get it going

      I think the issue here is more time than money. Do you think that somebody who stole a computer is going to walk into CompUSA and buy software anyway?

    5. Re:Good Idea by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      That's probably why you aren't a computer thief.

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    6. Re:Good Idea by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      And what's the price of a new hard drive compared to the black market price of fencing a stolen computer (try 10% of retail as a ballpark figure)?

  13. Goole usenet archive thread by k-flex$ · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Goole usenet archive thread by koekepeer · · Score: 1

      you shameless whore!

    2. Re:Goole usenet archive thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Web" not "usenet".
      "Google" not "goole".

      You're a stupid whore, but thanks anyway.

  14. Neat! But . . . by Selanit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    All it would take to permanently disable this sort of thing would be to format the hard drive and reinstall the OS. And that would be very likely to happen on a Linux box. I mean seriously, how many thieves are going to be willing to sit and work at a Linux box till they come up with a valid Username/Password combo?

    With a Windows box, on the other hand, you could easily write a program to verify the computer's IP address at boot time, and if it doesn't match, send an email to you reporting the unusual IP address and any other useful info you can think of. At each boot thereafter (common with Windows, of course) it checks a particular file on a particular server for instructions on what else to do, such as activating auto-destruct. That way you never auto-destruct your own computer by accident, since it requires permission first.

    If you were particularly ambitious, you could have it activate a keystroke logger and email the recorded info to you each time it boots.

  15. NEEDED: new feature for Timbuktu by nizo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now if only there was a way to remotely electrocute the current machine's user when they touched the keyboard (this feature might be useful in a day to day network environment as well).

    1. Re:NEEDED: new feature for Timbuktu by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 2, Funny
      It would be really neat - we could use it to reduce the amount of spam in circulation.

      Mail filters could be really effective.

      Or maybe that needs an embedded nuclear weapon.

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    2. Re:NEEDED: new feature for Timbuktu by Raphael · · Score: 2

      You could also make it explode... See for example this article in New Scientist:

      http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns999 91795

      That article was mentioned in Risks Digest 21.87 (see the newsgroup comp.risks). Exploding chips are a dangerous idea. You would not like them to be triggered by accident...

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    3. Re:NEEDED: new feature for Timbuktu by mtnbkr · · Score: 1

      At my previous company, we used Timbuktu for user support (lots of roving users around the country). If we had that feature, I would've been fired or put in jail. ;)

      Chris

    4. Re:NEEDED: new feature for Timbuktu by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      i used to work for a company that made security and spy devices. one of their items was the "electric shock briefcase". this was a briefcase that included a electric shock device connected to the handle activated by a remote control.

      never got around to it, but i always wanted to take one of these things to the port authority bus terminal, leave it in the middle of the concourse and, while standing off to the side, give shocks to people who just happened to pick the thing up.

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    5. Re:NEEDED: new feature for Timbuktu by John+Harrison · · Score: 2

      Since it was an Apple laptop you might be able to figure out a way to cause the battery to heat up enought to catch on fire and burn the house down. :)

    6. Re:NEEDED: new feature for Timbuktu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure that's not a Dell?

  16. Google Groups Archive by k-flex$ · · Score: 3, Informative
    1. Re:Google Groups Archive by dvicci · · Score: 1

      This is the actual USENET archive of the events, and it's only moderated to 2?

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  17. Funny "story". by satanami69 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'd like to think this is real, but it sounds more like Bridges was making it all up. Maybe it's because I can't stand Macs.

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    1. Re:Funny "story". by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, even if this isn't true, it is 100% possible. I have worked witht eh technologies that make this possible and they work just as described in the story.

      Also, if the herd of mac users gathering at te board to help this poor soul recover his computer sounds far fetched, you obviously do not spend enough time arround mac users

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
  18. Cliff Stoll flashback|easy tagging scritps forunix by wildcard023 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had flashbacks to reading "The Cuckoo's Egg" while reading this transcription. Does anyone else remember reading the commands listed in the book and quickly running over to a unix box to play?

    Honestly, I'm not -too- surprised that this happened. My machine runs:

    /bin/date | mail
    /sbin/ifconfig -a | mail

    (Running dyndns would be interesting also.)

    on bootup. I originally did this so that I could keep track of my box and identify when it went down and what the current IP was so I could ssh in and look around more comprehensively, although it has crossed my mind that if my machine were to get stolen it might report back to me where it was. I'd happy to see that it's worked out at least once for someone.

    Most ISPS keep logs of usernames and passwords on certain ips (especially if they're static/near static as in a cable modem or dsl connection). From there, it's fairly easy for the ISP for connect that back to a real name.

    I'd be very intrested to see if this is enough information to get a search warrent.

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    -- Mike wildcard@illuminatus.org
  19. No, the thief wasn't caught. by rleyton · · Score: 5, Informative

    The article doesn't say the thief was caught. To quote the guy himself: "So the conclusion to the story is: iMac and Lexmark printer recovered, one female pled out to possession of stolen property and got a year's probation.".

    Possession of stolen property is very different to theft. She claims to have bought the imac from "some guy". Ok, she might be complicit, but we won't ever know.

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    ooooooh! What does this button do? - DeeDee, Dexters Lab.
    1. Re:No, the thief wasn't caught. by RedX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sounds like the police must've come up with some good info linking her to the actual theft if she "pled out" to possession of stolen property, especially considering they initially wouldn't even pursue the possession charge. For such a fairly small crime, it wouldn't be uncommon for the actual thief to strike a deal for lesser charges.

  20. Some thoughts by Joe+'Nova' · · Score: 1

    On erasing the drive:Wouldn't it have been better to give some cryptic error message that prompts you to call the "service" number for some agency? If you just wipe the drive, wouldn't anyone know the drive died? I did like the idea of phone home, then get caller id. Just don't use *(remove call id!;)
    Whoever the "fence" is(hot item buyer), they should know a few things.
    However, I've known a few machines that had a hard drive crash due to heads hitting the platters, maybe that would be a useful "feature";) to implement.
    I have another idea. ID the cpu somehow, so no matter if you pull the drive, unless you dissect the sucker, it will register itself, and the phone number connected, to a security co., then pay them a visit *weg*

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    1. Re:Some thoughts by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      I believe Bill Gates has a aptent on that - its called WinXP.

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    2. Re:Some thoughts by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that Intel with PIII(?). They had a unique ID in their CPU, which I believe they deactivated after public pressure

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      if (!signature) { throw std::runtime_error("No sig!"); }
    3. Re:Some thoughts by Arimus · · Score: 1

      The problem with the way the Intel CPUID was implemented was that is turned out it could be used to track your surfing habits etc...

      The problem with CPU ID's is the ID per se but the way in which it can be used. If you make it easy enough to access for theft detection measures then you also make it easy for people to track your PC based activities.

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      --- Users are like bacteria -> Each one causing a thousand tiny crises until the host finally gives up and dies.
    4. Re:Some thoughts by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      Yes unfortunatelly true. One could though - if eager enough - just make one self his own 'dummy' PCI card containing a circuit which could be tracked. Hopefully the thieves wouldn't notice that xtra card. mind you, not sure how complicated the PCI bus is compared to ISA (which I used to do stuff for - gone more towards software now than hardware)

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      if (!signature) { throw std::runtime_error("No sig!"); }
    5. Re:Some thoughts by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      Why not just write down your MAC address. It's unique to your NIC, and trackable to at least your network segment.

      The Crazy Finn

      --
      "You've got an invalid haircut" -Warren Zevon - Life'll Kill Ya
  21. A Friendly Face for Magic Lantern by guttentag · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the "Have you ever flashy-thinged me? Kay? I ain't playin'. Have you ever flashy-thinged me?" department:

    <SARCASM>
    In related news, the FBI has announced that its stealthy "Magic Lantern" program is officially being launched under the name "fbiJack."

    "This guy got lucky, but how 'bout you, Slick?" taunted Special Agent Kay. "Wouldn't you feel better knowing that fbiJack is running on your machine? You can pick up an installer disk at any U.S. Post Office or download it from Microsoft.com."
    </SARCASM>

    1. Re:A Friendly Face for Magic Lantern by Sarcasm_Orgasm · · Score: 0, Funny

      I didn't see it on microsoft.com & I'm not aloud to ever go back in the local Post Office, can you please send it to me? btw do they make a linux version?

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      Special people have long socks, ride short buses, & invent witty sigs.
  22. right-fucking-on! by spongman · · Score: 1, Redundant

    what a great story. the geek fights back - and gets a conviction out of it to boot.

  23. Re:Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to drop some friends off at the pool.

  24. Re:Hey CmdrTaco! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is right. CmdrTaco should be fucking his girl right now.

  25. Mac Thief by flumps · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought that his name was Hamburgler, not Mac Thief...

    Oh THAT kind of Mac.

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    "So there he is, risen from the dead. Like that fella, E. T." - Father Ted Crilly
    1. Re:Mac Thief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice going, fatso.

      Those are nice balloons you have there. Mind if I play with them for a while?

    2. Re:Mac Thief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arooooga

      Aroooooga

  26. Very nice... by Eythian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is quite a bit fancier than putting "logout" in someones .login when they leave their terminal unguarded.

    The problem with doing something like this under a system requiring user accounts is that once the person discovers that they can't just turn it on and get a point-and-drool interface, they'll erase it and start from scratch. Perhaps if you wanted something like this (and had a bit of technical skill) you could have it boot from a small partition (I mean, how many users know much about that?) that checks to see if what its booting into is what it should be (ie has windows been installed where linux should be), and if so alters something on that OS to make it phone home (obviously, something different for every OS that may be installed would have to be done, but this is hypothetical), and then proceeds to boot the new OS normally.

    In the case of many Linux machines on dialups with a dedicated phone line, they are told to dialup on boot anyway, so that would give you some oppertunity to trace it, by checking the number that it is calling from. However, that is assuming that someone sets everything up, including the modem cable, before turning it on the first time.

    On another note, how come erasing everything didn't remove Timbuktu? Does it live in the System Folder only?

  27. Now I understand... by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...why Windows XP is frequently calling "home" :-)

    1. Re:Now I understand... by nayler · · Score: 1

      Great, if a 'phone home' script fails to work because the thief has rebuild your machine or broken it up for parts, all you have to do is contact Microsoft and ask for details of any recent MS Product Activations.

      After all the activation key is created from your CPU ID, MAC address and the serial number of as many plug 'n' pray devices as possible. So even the Linux fans have got something to thank Microsoft for.

    2. Re:Now I understand... by valenti · · Score: 1

      hmmm, I wonder if that info is subpoena-able by John Q Public?

  28. praise osx by banky · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Now instead of all that freaky AppleScript, the payload of the script is a simple
    sudo rm -rf /

    Applescript is my least favorite part of Macs. (shudder). it's nice to be able to integrate shell scripts as AppleScript now; just wrap the entire shell script in a single line of Applescript.

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    ZOMG I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS ON MACINTOSH VERSUS WINDOWS, VI VERSUS EMACS, AND HOW YOU'RE NOT A DORK
    1. Re:praise osx by Smoking · · Score: 1


      sudo rm -rf /


      And who types your root password at this point?

      In OS X, even if you're admin of the machine, you have to enter the root (!=admin) passwd for sudo...

    2. Re:praise osx by banky · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I don't. Are you sure your sudoers is correct?

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    3. Re:praise osx by Smoking · · Score: 1

      Strange:
      my username is in the "admin" group (from netinfo)
      the sudoers file contains the "admin" group
      but I'm asked for my password...
      Moreover, the user info window from system preferences says that I'm admin of the machine...

      Any idea?

    4. Re:praise osx by Lazaru5 · · Score: 2

      both of you 'man sudoers'. You can override the password requirement with the 'NOPASSWD' option.

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    5. Re:praise osx by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Didn't you pay attention to the script. It was designed to delete all files except the System folder, which is where the Timbuktu locator resides, thus rendering the computer usable and traceable, without allowing acess to personal data.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    6. Re:praise osx by archen · · Score: 1

      That's too easy, you just wiped the hard drive and now they start over. What you REALLY want to do is make a mysterious script which randomly deletes non critical data files at random times. This way the script itself stays on the machine, and continually punishes whomever has the machine

      Although some would argue that this is called Windows...

    7. Re:praise osx by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Just have the damn thing search the web for "lolita pr0n" "incest pr0n" etcetera download it and then have the script erase itself and call the FBI with this computer was stolen blah blah blah please trace this number. So when all is said and done the guy that stole your computer gets some child pr0n charges layed at him as well as whatever else.

    8. Re:praise osx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ypo type your admin passwd for sudo and the root password for su

  29. PARENT POST OFFTOPIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please mod down before more trolls reply to it.

  30. Re:Neat! But . . . by bunungs · · Score: 1
    And that would be very likely to happen on a Linux box. I mean seriously, how many thieves are going to be willing to sit and work at a Linux box till they come up with a valid Username/Password combo?

    if they have the boot loader set up with no password then you can just force it into single user mode then edit the /etc/passwd file
    or if you are not so lucky you could just use a boot disk to get in.. my redhat 7.2 CD works wonders :)
  31. Who the hell... by I.T.R.A.R.K. · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    ...would steal an iMac?
    That alone deserves public flogging and ridicule.

    I hope this lunatic gets what's coming to him.

    --

    "Adequacy.org: Where congenital stupidity is not an option, but a requirement."

  32. Reminds me of Distributed.net by realdpk · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Wired Article on how d.net helped someone track down their stolen computer.

    1. Re:Reminds me of Distributed.net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      forgot your closing tag.

    2. Re:Reminds me of Distributed.net by nachoman · · Score: 1

      Also reminds me of theSlashdot Article on tracking a thief via the Sircam Virus.

    3. Re:Reminds me of Distributed.net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well really, I'm always a whore, so it was an overlapping tag in the first place. :)

  33. Re:Suggestions are crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That line woulnd't even work. Cat looks for a file, it needs to be an echo command to output that argument.

  34. Re:Hey CmdrTaco! by irlbinky · · Score: 1

    Do i get the feeling that some American has forget that there are other countries in other time zones??

  35. Re:Neat! But . . . by Arimus · · Score: 1

    That's assuming your thief hasn't flogged your goods to some bloke down the pub who buys it for their kids to play games on...

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    --- Users are like bacteria -> Each one causing a thousand tiny crises until the host finally gives up and dies.
  36. lamers by Rinikusu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously.

    If you were really serious about inflicting pain, how about:

    setting up one of those $125 per call phone lines in the bahamas and then having the imac call it every 2 minutes...

    repeatedly call 911 and play recorded message: "help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" over and over again

    install a keylogger so you can post their most intimate conversations on your website.

    those are just a few ideas that have popped in my head.. Hell, you could do that with VB email virii and make a mint with the first one...

    --
    If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
    1. Re:lamers by buckrogers · · Score: 5, Funny

      I like your idea of having the iMac call the 900 number for cash. If it called enough times you could buy a brand new computer.

      I'm thinking that you need to turn off the speakers, turn off the modem sound and if there has been no activity for a few hours, at 4am have the system call that $125 number about 20 times in just a few hours.

      With this scheme you could sell reconditioned iMacs setup with this software out of the back of a van for about $100 apeice and just sit back and rake in the cash. The people who bought what they thought was stollen property will never say a word as long as you only ripped them off for a couple of thousand dollars.

      So, people, if you buy computers from the back of a van, don't complain when you get ripped off. :) You were warned!

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      -- Never make a general statement.
    2. Re:lamers by petej · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Hello, Miss Cleo? My name is Eliza."

    3. Re:lamers by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      I like the idea of having it dial 911 at start-up. It would be fairly simple to set up. My experience with 911 (second hand account, I was not there when this happened) has been that if you dial and then hang up, they do a trace and either call back or send someone out. If they call back your screwed but if they send someone to investigate, that might be better, espesialy if you tell the police that your script is running. Or how bout just have it call the police outright

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    4. Re:lamers by seann · · Score: 0

      I honestly don't know what kind of crack these moderators aren't doing today, but the above comment was not offtopic.

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      I'm a big retard who forgot to log out of Slashdot on Mike's computer! LOOK AT ME.
    5. Re:lamers by shotfeel · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, if you really want to be cruel, add a few lines to the script to have it fire up iTunes and play through your music library repeatedly with visual effects on at full screen. Anyone with a lower than average IQ will be mesmerized, entering a catatonic state, and eventually starve to death.

    6. Re:lamers by Restil · · Score: 2

      It would be interesting to test the legal ramifications of something like this. If I set up MY computer to call a 1-900 number that I own, and set it to do so automatically unless I manually disable it, that is perfectly legal.

      If someone steals my computer and runs up their phone bill as a result, is this really my problem?
      In one case, its an attempt to preemptively defraud someone who defrauded you, but on the other hand, its someone illegally using your property in such a way that happens to benefit you.

      Its certainly an interesting twist on an insurance policy. If stolen, the thief will automatically reimburse you for the computer. :)

      And set it so the effect is negligible, say $15-20 a month, and you could probably milk it for a LONG time.

      Now, selling computers with the implication they're stolen with intent to defraud in this manner would NOT be legal, so I don't recommend it.

      -Restil

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      Play with my webcams and lights here
    7. Re:lamers by iphayd · · Score: 1

      >repeatedly call 911 and play recorded message: "help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" over and over again

      Nah, just have it speak this:

      "This is Stephen Hawking, I've been kidnapped, please help."

      Obviously you won't get your iMac back (it's evidence) but if you've already trashed you HD, this is the best thing you could do to the thieves.

  37. If only I'd known it was this easy by mike_lynn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    .. to get a story posted on Slashdot.

    And all it took was:

    - Write a utility for OS X and submit it to Versiontracker.com
    - Get bitched at for lack of user-friendliness and write a replacement program
    - Accidentally find my replacement program listed at Macscripter.net through Google
    - Submit an article about the story I noticed there to Macslash.com
    - Get my article re-submitted by a third party to Slashdot !

    Makes me wonder what I'll have to program next to get an article (re)submitted. I bet it'll be a Gnutella client or something.

    Future warning: "How dare you list my program, eat flaming Slashdot!"

  38. Record 'em! by PhotoGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Recovering the iMac at all is very cool. Every PC and Mac should have some "phone home" program installed; I bet most stolen computers aren't wiped. Anyone buying a Mac/PC on the super-cheap, is unlikely to buy or dig up a copy of the OS to start fresh.

    The lack of a prosecution for the theft is disappointing. (As someone who has had their place robbed twice in the past two years, I find the low capture/prosecution rates depressing; it just doesn't seem to be a priority with law enforcement. Sigh. Oh well, if anyone tries to hit me again, they'll be on candid camera :-)

    What might also have been cool, would be to use AppleScript to flip on the microphone, record the sound in the room, and send the recordings now and then, when connected. (Or use AppleScript to download a program that does the same; I don't know AppleScript.) That would potentially allow more "evidence" to be collected. If the lady didn't steal it, there's a chance you'd record something that would be useful. (Her thanking her brother-in-law for the Mac, or the like.) Having the Mac copy you on all incoming and outgoing mail may also be useful. (Not sure if the Mac could do it; Outlook almost does this by itself, with all the viruses it accepts :-)

    Probably not admissible in court, I guess. Although using a stolen device for surveillance really *should* be a legal means of admissible evidence, in a perfect world :-)

    -me

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    1. Re:Record 'em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You can use "Coaster" to record with applescript. it is about the only recording program that is scriptable...
      http://www.versiontracker.com/moreinfo.fcgi?id=9 59 &db=mac

      I use it with applescript to record sales phonecalls automatically. cool stuff.

    2. Re:Record 'em! by gordguide · · Score: 4, Informative

      " ... Probably not admissible in court, I guess. Although using a stolen device for surveillance really *should* be a legal means of admissible evidence, in a perfect world :-) ..."

      I'm not so sure it wouldn't be admissable in court. Unauthorized taps are illegal in some, but not all jurisdictions. Also, illegaly obtained evidence is admissible under some conditions; in particular when the illegal evidence is obtained by someone who is NOT a police officer, etc.

      Finally, consider this: if you use the phone or use the bathroom, this is an illegal tap. Phones are not recorders and bathrooms are not cameras, there is an expectation of privacy. But a computer can be and is an audio and video recording device, as well as a network data collector. Many computers have built-in microphones and network devices; no reasonable person should assume they don't work. In other words, there is no expectation of privacy; especially if the lawful owner has configured it to act as a remote device.

      I'm sure the laywers will eventually hash this out, but I can assure you the evidence would be admissible in my jursdiction; legal or not, because I am not a cop.

    3. Re:Record 'em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The lack of a prosecution for the theft is > disappointing. (As someone who has had their > place robbed twice in the past two years, I > find the low capture/prosecution rates > depressing; it just doesn't seem to be a > priority with law enforcement. Sigh. Oh well, > if anyone tries to hit me again, they'll be on > candid camera :-) Thanks for the warning! What's your address again?

    4. Re:Record 'em! by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      As far as I know, only the police can violate search warrent rules. If you tape record someone else, it might be, or might not be, illegal, and only if it's illegal, you can't use it as evidence.

      In other words, while it is inadmissible for police to listen with a cup against the wall, assuming it is legal for you to do it, it's not inadmissible.

      And you can legally program your computer to do whatever the heck you want. (Technically, I guess, you could violate the DMCA if you installed keyboard logging software and captured their passords, but that's a fairly crazy occurance.) If you want to have your computer email your microphone recordings to you every day or so, it's perfectly legal. And as long as it is legal, it's admissible. (Of course, I'm not sure about the legal status of recordings in general in a court of law...)

      Frankly, I find that a hilarious idea. And you can do the same with email and 'My Documents'. And be sure to delete/alter things subtly and randomly.

      And I don't see why it would be illegal for you to have it call up a 1-900 number. While a lawyer could argue that it's 'theft of their phone service', what the hell did they expect when they hooked in a phone line? If you had sold the machine, than it would clearly be fraud and theft, but (as far as they can know) that's the intended purpose of the stolen machine, to rack up a large phone bill. For all they know, this machine is sold with a large 'Too low a phone bill? Try this machine, it dials long distance lines while you sleep!'.

      However, some of the things people are recomending are not a good idea. Calling 911 and hanging up is probably illegal, and programming a machine to do it doesn't make it any more legal. Calling them up and playing a recording message is...well, 'you' are reporting a theft, so that's a weird gray area. It would probably be better to get a middleman in there somewhere, though. If you remove all middlemen from the process, you, the programmer, are in trouble if it does illegal things.

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    5. Re:Record 'em! by bughunter · · Score: 2
      record the sound in the room, and send the recordings now and then

      Make sure and start recording as your suicide script runs, so you can entertain yourself and your other BOFH friends again and again by listening to the thief's exclamations of surprise, disbelief, and outrage, as file start disappearing...

      The script could also monitor files in the pr0n collection and to record while any are opened. You can then post these recordings on the internet: "Thief wanks to stolen pr0n on my stolen Mac!" I'd suggest that you use a webcam, too, if available, but the chances are better that you'd wish you hadn't recorded video.

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    6. Re:Record 'em! by Restil · · Score: 2

      If the computer is legally yours, and it is even if it is stolen, then any evidence you collect with it in or out of your possession does not make that evidence illegal. If I have a camcorder set up in my house and it records someone breaking in, I can take that tape to the police and it is legal evidence. If the thief steals that camcorder, uses it, and later that camcorder is recovered, the tape can STILL be used as evidence.

      I currently have winamp broadcasting from the mic on my computer at 24kbps to an icecast server on a fixed ip. Granted, this is intentional, and its also rather obvious, but if something like this was more covert, it would probably run safely in the background and nobody using the computer would ever know. The upstream would be a bit slow if they're on a modem, but I don't see any other downsides. I can easily record the stream at the server side and have a 24/7 (as long as the computer is on) audio stream of whats going on there.

      Now if only I can get them to steal the webcam too... hmmmmmm

      -Restil

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      Play with my webcams and lights here
    7. Re:Record 'em! by Scooby+Snacks · · Score: 1

      (As someone who has had their place robbed twice in the past two years, I find the low capture/prosecution rates depressing; it just doesn't seem to be a priority with law enforcement. Sigh. Oh well, if anyone tries to hit me again, they'll be on candid camera :-)

      Oh, you mean just like jwz? ;^) (BTW, if you read a little further, you'll see the guy didn't get caught. sigh)

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  39. Exactly by mike_lynn · · Score: 1

    That's why when *I* submitted the story to Macslash.com, my title said 'thwarted', not 'caught' ;)

    1. Re:Exactly by rleyton · · Score: 2

      Ah, the joy of editors. There's always that other place, as an alternative ;-)

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  40. Re:Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow! It's like... there's a party in my intestines and everyone's invited!

  41. Fry em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I too have had my pace burgled before, and its really upsetting, that , after catching the thieves, *nothing* happened to them. Probation my ass.

    My place is now wired to *fry* the next fucker who tries to steal my stuff, and even better iv'e figured out how to make it legal

  42. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 5, Funny
    Don't bother with BIOS Passwords - that would require a bios hack, to say the least.

    The boot sector is replaced with a BSD style boot selector, set to boot from the "stolen" partition by default (ie if you are using the machine yourself, you select BSD or Windows - thief has 5 secs to figure out what is wrong, and cant, so gets default behaviour.

    After the initial boot sector process, control passes to a next stage, "Stolen" ... This displays a message "Unable to start Windows ... perhaps modem cable is not connected to the phone? ... Please connect cable to phone, and press return"

    The average thief will understand this, and connect the phone cable. The real owner would press CTL-ALT-DEL.

    When the thief connects the cable and presses "enter" the phone dials the owner, his mates, his mobile, his dog, cat, ma, pa, and the 911, 999 (in case its in Europe), FPI's private number, SWAT, the US Marines, Bin Laden, the Mafia hit-man hot line, and that number the Gas Company reserves for reporting leaking gas mains.

    Not only that, the boot sequence will auto-hack so this is the ONLY boot option, and disable CTL-ALT-DEL. The dialling sequence will repeat till the battery runs out.

    Someone will be pissed enough to find out who owns the unlisted number and send the boys with big sticks round for a visit.

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  43. centered text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ugh, why do people think that centering the entire text of the article makes it easier to read?

  44. Re:Neat! But . . . by alexburke · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Problem solved:
    LILO boot: linux -s

    To be precise, that should be whatever the name of the image is, followed by '-s'. You can hit TAB to view a list of images.

    Now, if whoever installed Linux locked down lilo as well (with the restricted keyword in /etc/lilo.conf), then this won't work without a password. But a lot of Linux installs I've sat in front of are open to this...

  45. Didn't this happen before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe, unless I'm hallucinating, that it has, and was even reported on Slashdot.

    At any rate, this is an interesting idea. Boxxen security. Most computer thieves (Not counting those of us who, erm, dumpster dive. HEY! They threw it *away!*) seem to be your garden variety breaking and entering a house types.

    Having software installed that blabs to a random server could be quite interesting and useful in hunting down boxxen that've gotten away from you.

    Or not.

    I hear geeks can get violent when someone steals their box. With all that FPS practice, think of the hand to eye coordination!

    (*watches some geek bust down some hoser's door, filling him with lead, before walking off with the stolen box under arm*)

    1. Re:Didn't this happen before? by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      "(*watches some geek bust down some hoser's door, filling him with lead, before walking off with the stolen box under arm*)"

      Sounds like something I would do. Thank god I live in Texas where recovering stolen property using any means necessary (even if it means filling the luser full of lead) is still a right.

      -

  46. Re:the REAL story here.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you need to do is read between the lines here, and you'll see that I'm full of shit

    Yes Dan, we're all aware of that

  47. This reminds me.... by sawilson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of an admin legend I heard once about an overzealous equipment cage guy that spent years doing tcpdumps scanning for the mac addresses that belonged to a shipment of missing ethernet cards, and eventually caught the guy that did it. Anybody ever heard that one?

    1. Re:This reminds me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think is is very unlikely that this would work, since MAC addresses are not routeable the thief would have to be on the same network segment as the sniffer.

    2. Re:This reminds me.... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      It could work on a university network.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
  48. Congradulations.... by Mr.Ned · · Score: 1

    Congradulations, you've invented Product Activation!

    1. Re:Congradulations.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Congradulations?" Now you've got me wondering if you think your name is "Mr. Net."

  49. Re:the REAL story here.. by crow_t_robot · · Score: 0

    "...and then bam, no cartoons for a week!" classic! pure quality!

  50. And now it's back to its place... by DirkDaring · · Score: 0

    as being a doorjam, paperweight, etc.

  51. Re:Suggestions are crap by weave · · Score: 2
    Unfortunately the number was unlisted.

    You have the phone number. Doesn't anyone have any clever social engineering skills anymore? Get the damn user to tell you their address....

  52. Re:Neat! But . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like you're implying that the boot script cannot be done under Linux - which is simply not the case. I guarantee that the capabilities under Linux for this concept are far far greater than the capabilites under Windows. (and would take a fraction of the time to develop!)

  53. See this?? by qurob · · Score: 1, Troll


    Reader: I have got a much better idea!

    Write a script that pops up a window saying "You have won a special 500.00 prize. Your machine has run for 3000 hours without a major problem!"

    Create fields for them to enter name, address and phne numbers to receive the prize.

    Make the script write that data to disk and you can pull it with timbuktu

    Then call the police.

    Crooks often fall for the stupidest tricks, especially if you appeal to GREED!!!



    I know THIS would work. I steal computers all the time, and I ALWAYS click on every pop up and fill out ALL the forms. As everyone knows, they are all 100% real!

  54. The scary thing is, it works.... by mblase · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Wouldn't it be great if every Mac/WinTel computer came with a stripped-down, Timbuktu-like program as part of the operating system? That way, owners and police could locate and retrieve it any time it was stolen anywhere in the world...

    Kidding, of course. But you know that Microsoft is working on something like this already, if they haven't finished it by now. On the other hand, it *would* be nice to have a THIRD-PARTY tool that I could purchase separately (for less than Timbuktu) that would let me do things like this, locate it online anywhere should it be stolen simply by using a login/password combination I secretly set myself. It wouldn't do any system-takeover kind of stuff, just tell me what phone number or static IP it's being used at. Yes, a hard-drive format would solve the thieves' problem for me, but as this story indicates, not everyone is that careful when dealing with stolen property.

    I just don't want Microsoft to install it for me by default. But that's a given.

    1. Re:The scary thing is, it works.... by bsartist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wouldn't it be great if every Mac/WinTel computer came with a stripped-down, Timbuktu-like program as part of the operating system?

      Ummm... every Mac now comes with cron and sshd already installed. What more do you need?

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    2. Re:The scary thing is, it works.... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2

      All new XP boxes do.... it is supposed to allow Microsoft support to remotely fix a machine. They already can kill the box remotely if you happen to share the same key as 10K of your friends.

      While its not hidden from sight, check out tight vnc if you want remote access to your box. Nifty little program for those of us who need to do something with a remote box - like my mom's....

    3. Re:The scary thing is, it works.... by Grax · · Score: 1

      A dynamic dns client would be a quick simple way to get the IP of your stolen computer. Something like dyndns.org.

    4. Re:The scary thing is, it works.... by inquisitor · · Score: 1

      Having actually used an XP machine, the support account is disabled (meaning you have to enable it), it doesn't phone home in normal use (what you see to "time.windows.com" in ZA/BID/whatever is just plain NTP, which you can turn off) and Microsoft has every right to do activation; it may or may not be a good idea, but if it stops someone CD-Ring a copy of XP-HE for "a friend" that's a good thing for them. Whether it's a good thing for *you* is out of the question at this point. You pay for the software, you agree to their terms.

      Oh, and they can't deactivate remotely. The software will request reactivation if it spots a major hardware change (and I do mean major) and during the "first" activation process it can and will reject if the remote end tells it to; but apart from that, that's it. No sudden kills.

      XP *does* have a feature like this, actually - if you're using Pro, you can use "Remote Desktop", which is basically a cut down version of Terminal Services. Of course, hardly anyone is using Pro except the warez kiddies (who just pirate corporate versions, which don't activate), the MSDNers and the former beta testers, so that's practically no use...

    5. Re:The scary thing is, it works.... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 1

      bah, I just horked my long winded response....

      This response was not about wrong or right - just that remote access is built into XP. They can shut down an xp box - activated or not - as agreed in the EULA, btw... (thus the crack about 10k copies, assuming a warez'd version too).

      I differ about xp pro - as workplaces migrate from nt & 2K, I doubt they will use the home version. Sure, that is what is pre-installed on anything you get at the store, but that is not the office environment. All I've seen is the pro, so my bad on any assumptions that may not apply to the home version....

      I'm all for them locking down the XP install, btw. Double goes to officexp. Heck, when I installed stuff on my sun box, I had to give them the CPU id for each processor. By locking down the software and forcing people to purchase a copy for their home box, it may be a boost for StarOffice, and it will take much longer for them to move my gaming box to an updated OS.

  55. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by Ooblek · · Score: 3, Funny

    That sounds like an ok idea. I think if I did that to any of my machines I'd have to go bail my wife out of jail every night.

  56. Not the first Mac thief to be caught by b1t+r0t · · Score: 4, Funny
    Back in the late '80s, a friend of mine had one of the first Apple HD-20 hard drives. At a user group meeting someone stole the computer and hard drive. But not the boot disk. See, this wierd hard drive hooked up to the floppy port, and until the 512e/Mac Plus ROM, you had to have a special boot disk which contained a replacement floppy driver to use it.

    So he called up all the places in town that sold Macs (all two or three of them) and waited. Sure enough the idiot kid shows up at a store asking about an HD-20 boot disk. Snagged!

    The difference now is that the internet is everywhere, and it's now possible to have the computer "phone home".

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    "Open source is good." - Steve Jobs
    "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
  57. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by Chazmati · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hmm. If you have a voice modem it wouldn't be too hard to just call 911 and play an audio file "This computer was stolen, blah blah blah" through the modem. Don't forget the AT command to turn off the speaker first.

  58. Re:Cliff Stoll flashback|easy tagging scritps foru by PhilHibbs · · Score: 3, Insightful
    My machine runs:
    /bin/date | mail
    /sbin/ifconfig -a | mail
    ..it has crossed my mind that if my machine were to get stolen it might report back to me where it was. I'd happy to see that it's worked out at least once for someone.
    Except that they'd switch it off when thay saw the Linux boot sequence, reformat it, and put Windoze on it. Not many computer thieves are L1nux h4x0rz, I guess.
  59. Re:Neat! But . . . by mgblst · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now if G.Bush could just get a certain Saudi to steal his computer...

  60. First Grammar Nazi Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The grammer doesn't make any sense to me, it not as logical as Java and even Perl is simpler by comparison , and I don't mean that as flamebait.

    Anyone can use AppleScript, but it's a lot of pain and greif to make it do something really useful. IMO, it's worth speding 2 weeks getting familer with Perl as you'll be able to do much more much faster.

    No wonder you are having trouble with this. Grammar makes no sense to you, and you not only forgot the apostrophe in it's but forgot the "s" as well. To save others pain and grief in reading your posts, perhaps you should be spending those two weeks getting familiar with the English language (or at least a dictionary.

    1. Re:First Grammar Nazi Post by @madeus · · Score: 1

      Firstly, spelling ability has nothing to do with gammar.

      Secondly, I don't think you understand the difference between *knowing a language very well* and *being dyslexic*.

      Dyslexia means its's not a matter of how much time you put into it, it's mental condition, one *very* common among programmers as it happens. Unless you actually have difficulty reconising letter shapes (which is severe dyslexia), it doesn't get in the way either.

      Now get off my fucking back you weird ass hole.

  61. Re:Neat! But . . . by battjt · · Score: 1

    And anyone with physical access can boot off a floppy and by pass the whole burrito.

    Which theif is going to know about the '-s' arguement to init?

    Pretty much, if you are running Linux, expect your machine to be rebuilt with Windows.

    These tracking programs are only useful for Windows, Mac, or the bios.

    --
    Joe Batt Solid Design
  62. Why would you want the system to shutdown? by Obelisk_ym · · Score: 1

    If this were my machine, I would definitely not want the script to be visible in any way to the user. Especially I would not want it to be shut down. I would want the user to be online as much as possible in order to keep tabs on it. Of course I would never own an iMac either. I know there's some work being done on linux BIOS programming, maybe we will see some great abilities of a computer BIOS in the future. How cool would that be?

  63. Re:Neat! But . . . by Triv · · Score: 3, Insightful

    no offense mate, but I think you're reading into this a little too deeply. A parable for you - how many car theifs take their newly acquired goods around town for a spin? Not many - if they do, they're idiots. No, the first thing they do is get it to a chop shop as soon as humanly possible to be sold for parts. The parts themselves are worth much more than the car as a whole. Some guy who steals your computer doesn't care what you're running or what your password is - he cares how large (and popular) your HD is and if the cd-rom's a dvd too. It's not about the machine, it's about the total income derived from selling all the parts. You could be running Basic for all he cares; if it spins or hums or whatever he can sell it. Triv

  64. Re:Suggestions are crap by Smoking · · Score: 1, Funny

    yeah...

    imac owner: Hello! This is John Doe from the Acme Insurance company.

    thief: Hello! What do you want?

    imac owner (aka John Doe): I've heard you bought a shiny new iMac lately...

    thief: Yes, indeed

    John Doe: I have a really cheap insurance package for you, that covers everything that can happen to your new computer. Figure that we even give you another one if it gets stolen!

    thief:....

    and so on...

  65. NetMeeting Remote Desktop Sharing by pilsen · · Score: 1

    "Wouldn't it be great if every Mac/WinTel computer came with a stripped-down, Timbuktu-like program as part of the operating system? That way, owners and police could locate and retrieve it any time it was stolen anywhere in the world...
    "


    There IS already a program in WinTel that does this - it's called NetMeeting Remote Desktop Sharing. You can even give it username/passwd protection. And it comes standard on every Windows machine since 95.

    .pilsen.
    "14k Gold slum computer wizard,
    tappin inside my brain causes blizzards"

  66. Re:Neat! But . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    All it would take to permanently disable this sort of thing would be to format the hard drive and reinstall the OS.
    Right, a show of hands please. Who here has a copy of MacOS 9.x or OS 10.x? So, if Random J. Hacker cannot lay his/her hands upon the install disks, what makes you think iMacBurgler can? Do you really think the thief flipped through the CD collection for the Install discs?
  67. Well now... by Drakin · · Score: 1

    Isn't it time to build a good web cam into the monitor?

    Think of the fun you could have with that...

  68. Re:Cliff Stoll flashback|easy tagging scritps foru by ek_adam · · Score: 1
    Not many computer thieves are L1nux h4x0rz, I guess.
    Depends on how you use the adjective. The RIAA considers lots of us computer thieves.
  69. No.... Risk vs. Reward... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Risk versus Reward...

    Honestly, what is the likelyhood, if you're not running a server, that you will be caught? Not very likely. Honestly, if you're not a distribution point, you're too much "small potatoes" for them to even bother going after on the single basis of music "piracy" (quoted here because there are legitimate uses of .mp3s). The only way you (an end-user not running an .mp3 server) get caught is if you are nabbed for other crimes, and whoever is pusuing you in the legal arena is looking for even more charges to bring against you.

    I think one of my college professors said it best when he said something along the lines that it's not the punishment that deterrs people by and large, it's the likelyhood of getting caught (outside of one's own moral guidance, of course). People would commit all sorts of punshiable-by-death crimes if they thought they had a really good chance of never being caught. Honestly, .mp3 "piracy" *could* hypothetically have a death penalty punishment imposed on it, but if various DAs and other prosecutors / Law Enforcement Officers said that they will not prosecute / enforce, then people are going to have a field day.

  70. Powerbook... Phone home! by ion_ash · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I once had an older Mac Powerbook (520c) that I kinda left, uncased, on the top of my car and drove around for hours before I figured out what happened. Naturally I expected it to be, if found, completely trashed from falling off my car but searching for it returned no results.

    So I placed a Lost and Found ad with a Reward, and sure enough a couple days later this kind person calls me to say they found the laptop.

    The people who found it said they watched it fall off my car on the highway and stopped to pick it up. The amazing thing was that the only damage to the Powerbook was the floppy drive and a scuffed case (battle scars.)

    Unfortunately, the people who rescued my mac weren't mac users. Actually I don't think they were computer users at all as it seemed the only thing they were capable of was changing the names of all the files on the desktop to variations of :aaasjkdfl;jjj, including the hard disk:fhhdks;jasdfjjh. And that's what really would've been nice, a form of nag-ware that ran when powered up saying: to whom it belonged, and how a reward for return would be paid, etc. And maybe an applescript to auto-dial the modem to my home phone. Then at least I'd have a chance of caller-id picking up!

    -

  71. Re:Neat! But . . . by cscx · · Score: 1
    Heh, too bad if you have your NTFS ACLs set correctly, XP's recovery console can be set to not let you in unless you have the Administrator password.

    Purty good security IMHO. Just something about single-user mode that strikes me a bit funny...

  72. Windows-based mailer by pilsen · · Score: 4, Informative

    What I did on my Windows machine to record the IP address was use a *very* simple set of tools.
    1. I wrote a one-line .bat file, which runs and ends very quickly at startup:
    ipconfig > c:\windows\system32\ip_ADDR_resolv.sys
    to make it look like a system file. All it is really is an output of my local IP address.
    2. I used the free StealthMailer program at: http://www.amecisco.com/stealthmail.htm to mail my .sys file to my hotmail account. And it does so periodically.
    3. For added cool, you can use low-level key-logging software and mail out everything that use types and mail it to yourself. Cost is about $79/license.
    You can't beat that for peace of mind.
    .p.

    1. Re:Windows-based mailer by Swaffs · · Score: 2

      This is a very good idea, but I think I may have found a problem with it: The SMTP server. You'd need to find an open relay, would you not? Since you never know what kind of connection the thief might use, you don't know what mail servers they'll have access to.

      If you have a dial-up account, and they use it, then you'll be ok because you know the SMTP server for your ISP, but if they don't, then you're screwed unless you can find an open relay and give that to StealthMail to use.

      At least, this is my theory. I'm not 100% sure of myself here, so someone please correct or confirm this.

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      --
      "Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." - Homer Simpson [1F10]

    2. Re:Windows-based mailer by jareds · · Score: 2

      No, the mail program can just connect directly to the mail server for the recipient's domain. It doesn't need to connect to an SMTP server.

    3. Re:Windows-based mailer by jareds · · Score: 1

      Er, the recipient's mail server will, of course, be an SMTP server. I meant that it doesn't have to connect to one other than that.

  73. Illegal hacking? by Spankophile · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I wonder if the "theif" would be able to charge the real owner of the machine with anything.

    With what? Tresspassing or some other computer crime. The "owner" hacked into a remote machine to see if it was his, and get information about the alleged crook so that he could help out the police.

    Isn't that kind of like breaking into someones house when they're not home, because you think they stole your bike? Even worse, he then *maliciously* wipes the guys computer clean!!

    Imagine the same story, but at the end, you found out it wasn't really his computer in the first place.

    1. Re:Illegal hacking? by dhamsaic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Uh, except that it had a passworded remote-access program on it (Timbuktu) that told a master server that it was indeed his (sister's) computer. It's more the equivalent of... well, someone stealing your computer, then you connecting to it 'cause it phoned you up and said "Hey! Here I am!". Please read the article before posting - all of this was covered.

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      Every once in a while I like to masturbate a new word into my vocabulary, even if I don't know what it means.
    2. Re:Illegal hacking? by Spankophile · · Score: 1

      Would you prefer the analogy of someone stealing your pager, it paging you to notify it, and then you breaking into a house to get it back?

    3. Re:Illegal hacking? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Except for the fac that he didn't hack the machine. THe machine was set up to register with teh timbuktu servers. At that point, the only people able to gain remote acess were those with the proper log-in and pass word.

      I don't think the theif could convince the judge that it was coincidence that the log in and password was the same as the one defined by the guys sister.

      Try getting your facts straight

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
    4. Re:Illegal hacking? by Grax · · Score: 1

      Suppose someone steals your car and your LoJack system informs you of it's location. You then proceed to that location and find a car matching yours with the identical VIN number and you open the door with your key.

      Would you then be doing something illegal to remove the secret cache of money you've hidden beneath the seat?

      And to use your analogy, it's kinda like opening the door to someone's house, with the key to your own house, when they're not home, because you think they stole your house.

    5. Re:Illegal hacking? by dfenstrate · · Score: 2

      To an extent, There are a number of things you can do that you couldn't normally to retrieve your own property that has been stolen. I believe this includes entering other peoples property.

      --
      Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.
    6. Re:Illegal hacking? by dhamsaic · · Score: 2

      You're not breaking into their house - you're having the police go and get it. What you're saying is that it should be illegal to hack your own computer. Uh, no.

      I have a server that I co-administer with a friend. Well, guess what? He updgraded sshd and stupidly did a STOP on it, not a restart. The server is some 19 hours from and 2 hours from him. I had to exploit the box to get back in. Should that be illegal? NO. BECAUSE IT IS MINE. Same as the iMac. It was the guy's sister's, she gave him permission to do it, and that's all that matters.

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    7. Re:Illegal hacking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it would be closer to the equivalent of the pager phoning you, and you having the police go get it. This is what happened in the article.... Please, read the article now before you post any more nonsense. comprehension == good

  74. Computer stolen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had my computer stolen a few months ago. Of course, I didn't have any backdoor stuff installed on it.

    However, after talking to the networking people at school, I was able to find my MAC address. Is there any way of finding a computer based on its MAC address? I know its a long shot but... :-)

    1. Re:Computer stolen by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Call the cops or the manufacturer with it. SInce tracing computers is a relativly new field for th ecops, I doubt you'll get anywhere with only a MAC adress but it's worth a shot. Some one somewhere has to know how to do it. Good luck.

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      T Money
      World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
  75. Re:Neat! But . . . by Triple+Helix · · Score: 1
    how many thieves are going to be willing to sit and work at a Linux box till they come up with a valid Username/Password combo?

    None, if they know what they're doing. All they would need to do would be boot the box in single-user mode, and change root's password. It is not necessary to know the old root password to do this.

  76. No, However I just use Lo-jack hidden in my box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That way I call the police, they track it down. I get my "family" to teach the asshole a lesson. God I love being Italian.

  77. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by karnal · · Score: 1

    Well, my thought on this (I guess this is why I'm not a thief) is that if I heard my modem all of a sudden start dialing numbers, I'd yank the cable outta the modem as quick as you can say "busted".

    Of course, most people who get "shady" equipment, in my experience, sell it without trying to use it for their own gain.

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    Karnal
  78. Re:Neat! But . . . by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

    Flamebait? That's bightin' funny!

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  79. Re:Reminds me of Cuckoo's Egg, and a link by alfredo · · Score: 1

    That was Clifford Stoll. That piece of detective work was also done on a Mac. Great book. Clifford Stoll is a creative genius, weirdo, outrageous madman, and lover of thought.

    Clifford Stoll's webpage

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  80. Re:Neat! But . . . by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    I don't see how having OS 9 or X would make it impossible for Random J. Hacker to get the boot disks. Any mac with a floppy drive attached can be booted from a floppy (I have the boot disk) and both systems can be booted from the CD.

    On the other hand, if these theives had any intelligence to them whatsoever, they would have a series of boot disks on hand.

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    T Money
    World Domination with a plastic spoon since 1984
  81. Woof! by tomblackwell · · Score: 3, Funny

    "An easier solution would be along the lines of what they do with dogs"

    Send it to obedience school? Teach it to heel?

    Watch out if your thief is Korean.

    1. Re:Woof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is my math off? How did the parent of this post get to -1?

    2. Re:Woof! by fishboy · · Score: 1

      perhaps it is because it contains racist drivel.

    3. Re:Woof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a show on TV where the reporter brought a hidden camera to a restaurant in China. You would select your cat from a cage, and the cat would be knocked on the head with a stick and thrown into a vat of boiling water. The cat would be pulled out and stripped of fur. Oh, by the way, the cat would be gasping for air at this point, because it wasn't boiled dead, it was boiled alive.

      Is this racist drivel, too?

      What happens to dogs...

    4. Re:Woof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya' know some aplleachiuan buddies of maine been fuckiing their daughtes since 4 they got somme horny little shits down there, i tell u some horny shits, it better with no teeth just wait for the milk teeth to fall. little sluts, suck ya like a lolly pop. the younger better, be aware of disease though ,, stinky little cunts

    5. Re:Woof! by The_dev0 · · Score: 1
      Pronunciation: 'rA-"si-z&m also -"shi-

      Function: noun

      Date: 1936

      1 : a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race.

      He said they ate cat, not they are inferior beings. Vietnamese eat beetles, hell, aussies eat crocodile. Is stating that racist too, Einstein? It may be a generalisation, but it is still a proven fact. Get over yourself, Tipper Gore.

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      Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...
  82. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by sde1000 · · Score: 1

    999 (in case its in Europe)

    The emergency number in Europe is officially 112. "999" works in the UK, but is unlikely to work in other European countries.

  83. Very Sad by smack_attack · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This just exacerbates the problems with the current police system. Cops would much rather sit by the side of the freeway eating a donut, drinking some coffee and pointing a fucking radar gun at your car. God forbid they actually help people out in recovering stolen property, that has to be done by the individual these days.

    Why is that? Is it because traffic citations are easy and gain them money? Is it because they can bust someone for possession of a "controlled" substance and also get forfeiture of property? Is it because law enforcement is just lazy when it comes to going after real criminals who leave behind real victims because it's not economically viable?

    I'll let you decide.

    1. Re:Very Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude that was right on! Those pigs don't care about anyone unless it makes them some $$$

    2. Re:Very Sad by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      The same reason they won't go after spammers and script kiddies. It's just not as sexy as busting the neighborhood crack house once a year to prove their 'on the ball' in order to get big budget funding from the Feds.

      In law enforcement as with any other 'business' it all comes down to money, and finding stolen property costs them money.

      -

    3. Re:Very Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've been watching too many movies.

      I know a local sheriff, and have talked with him about the job a bit. Sounds like most of the time they're stacked up with calles for domestic disturbances, taking reports on stolen property, etc. They pass those reports on to a few detectives, who have a backlog and have to prioritize, so small things don't get proper treatment. Basically there just aren't enough of them to deal with all the crime, and nobody wants to pay higher taxes to get someone's Mac back.

      As for traffic tickets, most of them do very little of that. They're too busy responding to the backlog of calls on their terminals. This should be obvious by the fact that there are few (if any) people on the road that obey the traffic laws. I live in LA, and I hate the fact that it can take hours to get anywhere just because nobody can be bothered to drive well.

      You sound like someone who has gotten a couple speeding tickets and is just bitter about being caught. I, on the other hand, have a chunk missing from the front of my car because someone didn't bother to look for oncoming traffic, and his insurance isn't going to even pretend to cover my costs.

      Don't blame your woes on the police and resort to stereotyping. We're supposed to be a smarter, more enlightened crowd than that.

    4. Re:Very Sad by geekoid · · Score: 2

      recovering stolen po[roperty is very tricky thing to do. It is very hard to get enough evidence for a warrant, you are almost always forced to rely on peoples memory, and there are very easy lies to tell that get you off the hook.
      I call you up and say "somebody robbed me"
      you have to take on face value that
      a)I was robbed
      b)I was robbed of the things I report

      You get caught with stolen material, espcially small thing under 3000 dollars where this is a large "grey" market it become next to impossible to do something, even if you had all the man power to do so.

      Sure, there are a lot of problems with law enforcement administration, but there are other issue as well.

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  84. Problem with getting a local address by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    I the person is behind any type of router, all your getting is the router defined IP, not the actual IP. Then again, if he's behind a router, ou're screwed anyways

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    1. Re:Problem with getting a local address by mikey504 · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. The email headers will get you all the way back to the gateway the machine is mailing from, and if someone were to give us a call and say they had reason to believe that stolen equipment was in use on our network I would be interested enough to track that IP on our internal network.

      Unless the network admin *is* your computer thief, but then it is much more likely the machine has been wiped prior to use and your mailer program is gone.

  85. Re:Neat! But . . . by nachoman · · Score: 1

    So basically you're saying the thiefs made a mistake stealing an iMac... They could never sell it for parts. The thing is mostly one piece.

  86. Re:Neat! But . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A smart theif should also steal the OS install disks...

  87. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by damiam · · Score: 1

    You can shut of the modem's speaker with an 'AT' command. No one has to hear.

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  88. Amazing that nobody has thought of... by MsGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...the security implications of this "suicide script". I can easily see someone taking this applescript and tweaking it to create a really nasty trojan. Hope all you Mac users are either running a current version of an anti-virus proggie or have applescript disabled...

    --
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    1. Re:Amazing that nobody has thought of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that when an AppleScript runs, you actually see the program launch.

      And you'd have to *explicitly* launch the malicious code for it to be able to do anything.

      That's the big difference between AppleScript and VBScript. AppleScript all but requires user-visible interaction.

      There's no transparent, behind the scenes scripting mojo going on. It's subtle, but not invisible to the average user.

      There have been AppleScript trojans for some time... in fact, I believe someone even crafted an "ILOVEYOU" mockup for Outlook Express, but unless you double-clicked the attachment icon to activate it, it remains inert. In operation, it was also much more conspicuous.

      So really, what's the point. As a virus writer, you'd get some dupes, but you'd have a really hard time propagating a baddie.

    2. Re:Amazing that nobody has thought of... by WNight · · Score: 2

      echo "Format c: /y" > "%USERPROFILE%\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\KillEverything.bat"

      Wow, it's a kill-all script for Windows. The only problem, like always, it getting it to the user.

      The good thing about mine is that it won't be caught by a virus scanner. It's stealthed!

  89. If you get stuff stolen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go here.

    http://ItsBeenStolen.com/

    It might help. It's a fun idea.

  90. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you were working as a 911 emergency operator, would you take this call seriously?

    I think there are more important emergency calls they need to take care of (i.e. murders, serious accidents or injuries, etc.), on top of the many unnecessary phone calls they already get from stupid people (i.e. cat stuck in a tree, lost the keys to an apartment, windows won't boot, etc.).

  91. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by seann · · Score: 0

    I wrote a program to do this years ago, I figured it would be *really cool* if when your computer got stolen it'd phone home *entered the wrong password at the login screen*.
    It was done in visual basic *yuck* but I was so young then.

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  92. here's how da penguin does it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    First you set the bios password. I know it can be removed, but thieves are idiots afterall and this might take them a good deal of time.

    If they get past that, and boot, they'll be confronted with a password prompt to mount your /home filesystem through the crypto loop back (you *do* mount your /home dir through the crypto loop device in Linux, right???). Obviously, they won't be able to guess this password (hell, my password to do this consists soley of 9 digits).

    So they will have to remove somehow repartition the drive and install another operating system. Can a thief do that too? This causes the thief precious time and effort... more and more the machine becomes a less interesting proposition.

    Between boot and trying to mount your sensitive crap in /home, a sweet little /etc/init.d/ script you made sends your IP address via email to you. Then you can SSH on in do whatever you like.

    BTW, I can't spel.

    1. Re:here's how da penguin does it by wampus · · Score: 1
      This causes the thief precious time and effort... more and more the machine becomes a less interesting proposition.

      So the theif and his buddies get together, get ripped and kick the shit out of it. Chances are that this happens after they can't get past the BIOS.
    2. Re:here's how da penguin does it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So they will have to remove somehow repartition the drive and install another operating system. Can a thief do that too? This causes the thief precious time and effort... more and more the machine becomes a less interesting proposition.

      Ummmmmm..the "less interesting proposition" is supposed to be used before something is stolen/cracked, like a car or house.

      This thief already has the machine.

    3. Re:here's how da penguin does it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So they will have to remove somehow repartition the drive and install another operating system. Can a thief do that too? This causes the thief precious time and effort... more and more the machine becomes a less interesting proposition.

      Ummmmm...the "less interesting proposition" idea is supposed to be used before something is stolen - say a car, or breaking into a house; afterwards is a little late.

    4. Re:here's how da penguin does it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, smell that? It's your system in the nearest dumpster. Anybody NOT smart enough to blow the drive is gonna pitch the stinkin' thing before your "ingenious plan" has a chance to do squat.

      Scenario: "Brilliant h4x0r thief plugs in the stinkin' network before figuring out what's on the box -- busted by hypersensitive securo-weenie who can't access own files without typing 7,000 characters within 500 ms of the allotted time interval." -- Warrants a huge "As if!", No?

    5. Re:here's how da penguin does it by Groganz · · Score: 1

      The bios password is probably enough to stop a thief making your computer usable (but who does that anyway?). The problem with the rest of your solution is that the thief isn't stealing your computer to read your secret data files, he's doing it to make a few dollars from the illegal sale of your hardware. If he's got a copy of a DOS system disk with fdisk and format lying around, all your Linux data protection schemes will mean nothing. Ian

  93. Privacy? by allenw · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Interesting story. But there is one part that has me a bit concerned:

    The Timbuktu extension that's installed on it posts a unique identifier to Netopia's IP Locator server (findme.netopia.com) whenever it connects to the internet.

    What about the privacy aspects of this? Sure, in this instance it worked out to be a good thing, but do you really want someone else to know where you are using their license? How is this different than Windows XP phone home? What -other- information is being transmitted to Netopia?

    1. Re:Privacy? by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      difference is Timbuktu isnt bundled with every macintosh you buy. and NetMeeting posts your ip to a directory listing, its a design of the software its docuemnted and its desirable.

  94. You need the callerid, not just an IP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I went through this same drama last year when our company kept having our laptops stolen at night. Our instant messenger software quickly gave us the IP of the stolen laptops as soon as they were brought online. I called the police, Earthlink, AOL, and Netzero with exact call times and IP hoping for help. Didn't get ANY... police were very impatient, saying unless I could prove (via fingerprints, door busted open, etc) who stole them, they wouldn't do ANYTHING. ISPs said they wouldn't act without a subpoena.

    Moral of the story: Have it call home to a CallerID box- having just the IP won't get you anywhere.

  95. Proving theft? by TClevenger · · Score: 1

    In order to prosecute someone for possession of stolen property (their only option in this case unless there was evidence to show that the lady was the actual thief) you have to show that they knew or had reason to believe that the computer was stolen, and that's a pretty hard thing to prove in court.

    So if I burn/tattoo/carve "Property of name" into the machine, is that proof enough that it's stolen property? Then when I sell it, I can include some kind of signed proof of sale.

    1. Re:Proving theft? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      No. The thief could just as easily say "he let me borrow it". you need witness, or other evidence.

      --
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  96. Right (not) by mikey504 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Flushed with a sense of accomplishment from landing a cushy job getting cussed at, spit on, and occasionally having to duck bullets for the princely sum of $18,000/year, these guys really get off on standing in the rain writing tickets.

    More likely it is because ticket revenue makes up a large portion of most department's annual budget, so it's more like, "If you want a new bullet proof vest you better get out there and write daddy some tickets like a good little bitch." It is inconceivable to me that these guys actually have ticket quotas. Does that mean we aren't doing our job as a citizen if we don't occasionally get caught speeding so we can pay our "supplemental taxes"?

    Don't hate the cops-- hate the administration that wastes all your tax money and police resources on the "war on drugs", and forces officers to whore in the streets for money to shore up budget holes that are left behind as a result.

    Hate the "police state" if you want, but try to remember that cops are people too, and a lot of them hate their jobs and bosses as much as you hate yours, only they are hating theirs for less money with a much greater risk of injury or death in most cases.

    My dad was a police officer for a while, and he used to tell me, "Cops are people, just like everyone else. The problem is that for what they are paying, you tend to get two kinds of candidates: starry-eyed idealists naieve enough to think they can "make a difference", and people who couldn't find a job doing anything else." Unfortunately there is a shortage of the first kind. Feel free to sign up if you would like to offer your intelligence and talents to serving the community for little or no compensation.

    When I told him I was thinking about becoming a police officer he told me, "Son, if you have any involvement with law enforcement it better be from the other side. You will make a hell of a lot more money, and people will respect you more. If that doesn't help you make up your mind know that I would rather shoot you myself than hear someone else shot you."

    I think most of what is wrong with police services today comes from the top down more than the bottom up. Even granted that you aren't working with the best and brightest most of the time, if the administration pointed them in the right direction and focused on the right things we would al be happier, officers included.

    1. Re:Right (not) by smack_attack · · Score: 2

      My dad was a cop at one point in his life as well. Funny thing is that it was the only place that would hire him after he came back from Vietnam. He's an ethical man and I'm sure he wasn't some asshole who loved to bust jaywalkers and stoners.

      My beef is not with cops. It's with the mindset of police administrations who think they need to run their district like a corporation. We don't need that kind of mentality. Law enforcement should not be a profitable organization. There shouldn't be little charts everywhere saying how many criminals they busted each year. And they should be preventive. DARE is a good initiative, I don't agree with some of what they teach and I feel they should be much more objective, but it's a step in a good direction.

      Motorcycle cops should be abolished, plain and simple. Their only justification for existence is to make money from tickets and that's just plain wrong. If they really wanted to stop speeding, they would put photo-radar at ever mile marker. The current form of selective enforcement does little more than solidify the belief that they are doing it for the money rather than for my safety.

      I'll stop this rant now because it doesn't solve anything. I'm much better off voting these fuckers out of office and putting some ethical people with common sense in there.

    2. Re:Right (not) by Chemical · · Score: 1
      Flushed with a sense of accomplishment from landing a cushy job getting cussed at, spit on, and occasionally having to duck bullets for the princely sum of $18,000/year

      When I was looking for a job a few months ago, I was looking through the classifieds in the paper and notices a job posting for a police officer in my home town of Half Moon Bay, CA, a small, quiet costal town south of San Francisco. A town where there is very little crime, no guns, no bullets to dogde, and actually no real work to do besides writing tickets. I was pulled over 3 times by the HMB PD, and for the stupidest crap too.

      Anyways they were looking for entry level officers. Their pay? $50,000/year! And thats for entry level! Granted that's not a lot, but it's not too shabby either, and significantly more than the $18k you stated. It's really not bad for eating donuts, writing tickets, and never having to worry about being shot at.

    3. Re:Right (not) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly think that the traffic enforcement in the USA is a bit fairer than in a lot of countries, some countries what they do is the following,

      get a dedicated traffic department (ie, we only write tickets)
      this above said "officers" go sit under a bridge somewhere
      above "officer" points a radar/laser with a camera at you
      takes a photo of you speeding
      mails it to you

      rinse repeat make a fortune

      and this still does not help to bring the speeding down, now I wonder why

  97. Where's that ipconfig program now? by DG · · Score: 1

    I've got a Windoze 95 laptop that I need to use for programing my race car - every other machine I own/touch is Unix/Linux.

    It would be good to have some sort of anti-theft reporting tool on it.

    Where'd you find this ipconfig program? I had a quick look at the laptop, and didn't see it there. Is it a Win95 deal?

    Does Win95 have the ability to run a script at network start?

    Thanks

    DG

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    1. Re:Where's that ipconfig program now? by allenthelee · · Score: 0

      winipcfg is the guy you want on Windows 95/98. You can do something like this from the command prompt:

      winipcfg /Batch

    2. Re:Where's that ipconfig program now? by allenthelee · · Score: 0

      Oops. after /Batch you should add the file name you want to log to, e.g.,

      winipcfg /Batch ip_freely.sys

      Cursed Plain Old Text.

    3. Re:Where's that ipconfig program now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, ipconfig works just fine and is loaded by default on 98, even though it started life in NT land... 95 is a distant memory... Neither "Me" nor "XP Home" will ever see my boxen.

  98. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by renehollan · · Score: 2
    That's a problem... sometimes you want to call for help, but the situation is not quite urgent. Of course, most police departments have non-emergency numbers for situations like this, but they differ from city to city (because they are ordinary local numbers).

    Naturally, a local number is useless, unless you are willing to have your computer try to make a long distance call to your local PD.

    It would be nice if there were a common set of geographically-independent numbers that mapped to common services (fire, police, general emergency, medical, etc.)

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    You could've hired me.
  99. Erase the HD... by gordguide · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some people have suggested a "real" thief would just erase the HD and start over. And, some might.
    But most thieves are dumb, or at least cheap; do you think they are going to erase PhotoShop, etc and go out and buy a copy, and then do that 20 or 50 more times? It isn't much use without apps.

    If you don't leave your SW about in an obvious place, they won't have an OS install CD (to boot an iMac or any Mac made since about 1996. A boot floppy is useless; most won't boot with System 7.1, which did fit on a floppy. And if your floppy collection is anything like most people's, there won't be a decent label on it anyway. x86 is, of course, different; boot floppies are pretty easy to come by and they work).

    Auto-dial 911 is A Bad Idea; they have enough trouble with users who can't figure out why the cellphone called 911 from a football game cuz the guy sat on it and it auto-dialed with "quick 911" enabled.

    A periodic eMail to your own account sounds good; there is plenty of evidence there and, properly done, it doesn't compromise your own security (or risk your own life w/electric keyboards... YIKES! -I don't trust any computer that far).

    1. Re:Erase the HD... by stud9920 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But most thieves are dumb, or at least cheap; do you think they are going to erase PhotoShop, etc and go out and buy a copy
      Of course, a mere little burglar only willing to break into your house, will NEVER dare to make an illegal copy of Photoshop, which is a capital offense.
    2. Re:Erase the HD... by gordguide · · Score: 2

      Of course, you're right.
      But, it's a lot of hassle to do a full, clean install; requires some knowledge and overall computer savvy to aquire and run a working bootleg; and with Windows at least there are viruses and other pitfalls to this approach.
      Some people will go through these steps, but a lot won't.
      How about if I add "lazy"?

  100. Hire a private investigator and Do It Yourself! by sudog · · Score: 1

    Especially with conventional information like a telephone number, you can often hire private investigators who are able to dig through and find enough information to snow you under--names, parents' names, histories, high-schools, photographs, social insurance (or security) numbers, voices, credit card numbers--all sorts of really cool things.

    And private dicks aren't that pricey!

    I think, armed with a phone number, I would've been a little more likely to track down this woman on my own and steal my computer back from under her nose. Maybe leave a note--"Your computer was stolen property and I'm taking back what's mine. I dare you to call up the police and report it!"

    Chances are pretty good that the PI will be able to track down that "some guy" that she got the 'puter from as well by following her round and taking photos. That would be even cooler. :)

  101. Re:Reminds me of Cuckoo's Egg, and a link by linzeal · · Score: 1
    Appearently he need help

    HELP! Do you know MiniVend or Red Hat Interchange? I'm transferring this website to an ISP that uses Interchange and I'm baffled by simple stuff - how to set up a simple post form from my static html, how to turn on a shared SSL. I don't want such features as inventory tracking, product searching, or top/side/left pushbutton transfers. I wish to keep the same appearance of my website, but use Interchange for the ordering.I'll gladly trade several Klein Bottles in exchange for help. Send email or call on the phone!

    from http://www.kleinbottle.com/

  102. Ahh, the good old days. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm glad to see that this still works.

    I used to admin a Mac only shop, and all of our desktops and powerbooks had Applescripts to email us any new files that had been created if they were stolen. Authentication was a dialog box at boot that said "Erase Computer?"

    It was very simple, and I believe that lowendmac.com has a story about recovering a stolen powerbook.

  103. Re:Cliff Stoll flashback|easy tagging scritps foru by linzeal · · Score: 1

    Why not have a nice gui lilo (that looks like windows 98 startup sequence) default boot into a windows 98 partition if the computer has been off for X hours? You can easily suppress showing the real startup sequence. Who here has their main computer off for more than 4 hours?

  104. So what ever happened to Timbuktu ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since you mention it, what ever happened to Timbuktu?

    It was supposed to release last March, then they delayed and delayed it. Then they took down their site. Never contacted their old friends either!

  105. Issues with potentially stolen computers. by Restil · · Score: 3, Informative

    IANAL, but I have previous experience with issues like this as I used to sell used computers, and I didn't always purchase my stock from the most reputable sources.

    If you buy from a store, or from an auction, you're probably safe. But if you buy from an individual, especially from someone you don't know, you might want to do some sanity checks. First, check for serial numbers. If there aren't any, DON'T BUY IT. This can be tough if the computer was self assembled as some clone cases don't have serial numbers on them, but practically all OEM computers will.

    After purchasing it, WIPE IT. Reinstall the operating system from scratch at the very least. If you're a good samaritan, you might want do back up the system, especially if there seems to be any personal information on it. But you want the system itself to be clean.

    Take the serial number on the computer and any other equipment you bought, and report it to the police. Pawn shops do this all the time. First of all, if any equipment you report comes back stolen, you can't be prosecuted for possession of stolen property, even if you had a pretty good idea it was stolen. Secondly, I'm not sure about every state, but in Texas even if it IS reported stolen, you're still the rightful owner of it and its the responsibility of the original owner to prove in court that they are the rightful owner before being able to reclaim it. Pawn shops usually get around this by offering to return the equipment for the price they paid for it (which is generally a small fraction of what the equipment is really worth). In many cases the equipment is insured and the original owner would easier collect on the insurance rather than spend a couple years in court trying to get a computer back that by the time they finally get it would need to be replaced anyways.

    As for the lady in the article, it was probably one of those "look the other way" things. I'll get a good deal on a computer and I just won't pay attention to how I got it. If there was even the slight bit of legitimacy to her purchase she wouldn't have been so eagar to take a plea agreement.

    -Restil

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  106. Reminds me of the O'l CMU stolen-printer story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CMU stolen-printer recovery story

    Yeah, I'm a Karma whore. That's why I'm AC.

  107. Another fun thing to do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rack up the perps LD bills with overseas calls
    to ISPs at the other side of the world.

  108. No iMac for me by Bugmaster · · Score: 1
    Sorry, I know next to nothing about iMacs, but it seems to me, from the story, that
    1. Applescript/Timbuktu run as root,
    2. People can upload and run all kinds of interesting applications to any computer running Timbuktu and execute them in real time.
    How is this better than Outlook Express and VBScript ? The #2 feature is useful, I suppose, but running it as root (#1) turns it from a useful tool into a nuclear bomb on a self-timer.
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    1. Re:No iMac for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are dumb. You really think that Timbuktu lets you connect without a password?

      I fear for your success in life, your prospects look dim indeed.

    2. Re:No iMac for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Timbuktu is like VNC or PCAnywhere. You have the same problems on PCs.

  109. Make it undesirable!! by debiansierra · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At our local geek store, on the wall, is this running gag. This guy took an old case and filled it with cement (harder than you might think). Then he sets the 250lb beast on his front porch. He keeps a running log of movement and/or spottings of people trying to steal it. One time someone did steal it only to leave it in a ditch not 20 feet away. Later, he made a 350lb version of a working computer! He has detailed plans for doing this :). Personally, after driving by the place to see for myself, I can't imagine walking all the way across his yard, picking a computer off the porch, and walking back, in plain daylight with neighbors and all! But, no, the logs plainly show that people try this all the time. he should design a camera triggered by the case's movement to get the look on their faces when they try to pick it up >:).

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  110. My method. by Pierce · · Score: 1

    I have a program that connects to my web site and downloads a file when it is online. The file has commands to run on the local comptuer, usually this is just "pass" to do nothing.

    Using GPG I make sure the digital signature of the file matches before running the commands. This way I can remotely update the file and it can execute anything I can program in Python.

    Never had to use it yet though.

  111. Re:Right (not) [OT] by mikey504 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're kidding!

    $50K and I get to carry a GUN?

    Screw system administration. I never get to wave a gun at anyone here...

    I'm going to sign up.

    I wonder what my odds of passing the psych eval are...

  112. Stolen iMac? by one9nine · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sounds like they did her a favor, especially if it was one of those teal ones.

  113. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I belive Chicago has set up 311 as a non-emergency number...

  114. Something that already exists like this for PC? by natefanaro · · Score: 1

    I thought that there was a company that claimed a year ago that even after wiping the hard drive of a notebook, it could still contact either that company or the owner about it's wearabouts. I thought I remember seeing it 8 months ago. Anyone else know what I am referring to?

    1. Re:Something that already exists like this for PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why doese everybody leap to the personal system conclusion. Personal system stolen = a little lost cash from your personal pocket. Business system (or right person) stolen = shinola loads of potentially useful data. Targeted theft vs. random theft. Actual underlying plan vs. simple property theft.

      Of course "My sister's computer" rarely has important proprietary data on it. Some pix, an address book, etc... Useless...

    2. Re:Something that already exists like this for PC? by dborch · · Score: 1

      Brigadoon Software, http://www.brigadoonsoftware.com
      They claim that even formatting/Wiping disks wont get them off. They just showed it over here in Sweden at Comdex Nordic. --Detlef

  115. Re:Cliff Stoll flashback|easy tagging scritps foru by wampus · · Score: 1

    I turned mine off yesterday while I was at work. I was saving time so that I could get my new hard drive in ASAP when I got home.

  116. strange conclusions by rotten_ · · Score: 1

    These Mac guys are getting all excited about after the fact (albiet somewhat clever) 'document shredding' precautions in case someone ever steals their computers.

    Howabout do something that preserves the content, yet renders it useless/unreadable to crooks? I'm of course talking about using encryption, either file level or file system level.

    Of course there is a saying, "If all you have is a hammer, everything starts looking like nails.". I say "If all you know is Applescript, start learning about other more widely used solutions."

    -k

    1. Re:strange conclusions by geekoid · · Score: 2

      that was the first thing I thought.
      Even Rotx would probably be enough for most criminals, considering they didn't even do a re-install of the system.
      Or mail the docs to your self, then shred.
      I would be really cool if you could catch them using map quest!

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  117. Re:Cliff Stoll flashback|easy tagging scritps foru by linzeal · · Score: 1

    Yeah but you can realize whats going on and issue commands to lilo once you've stopped it or just use a boot disk if it has been down that long.

  118. Re:Neat! But . . . by dsmouse · · Score: 0

    LILO: linux init=/bin/sh
    Of course, would a theif know that....

  119. Feature you can turn on and off. n/t by hotsauce · · Score: 1

  120. I'm upset at the lack of useful suggestions here! by marklein · · Score: 1

    What is wrong with you people? It would be SO easy to build a FOOLPROOF PC recovery system. Here's what I'd do in two easys steps (if I was a paranoid loser):

    1) I run a cable modem. Because of this the phone line is never plugged in. Create a script that dials the modem to 911 after 2 hours of inactivity and play a recorded message stating that the system was stolen and to call you at home for details, etc. All 911 calls are recorded, caller ID'ed and taken seriously. Instant thief ID.

    2) Install Back Orifice! It does everything you could ask it to do when a user gets online. Easy and proven effective. If for some reason the 911 trick fails or the cops aren't amused, you'll always have this a a backdoor.

  121. *Sigh* by hotsauce · · Score: 1

    1. No. But the owner probably set herself to auto-login, so the owner and theif had the same permissions;

    2. Only if they have the username and password to that account, and Timbuktu is set to allow remote connections.

    Maybe think-before-post next time?

    1. Re:*Sigh* by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Maybe think-before-post next time?

      that was a little snide, wasn't it? the poster said they didn't know about macs.
      And of course you were under no obligation to post a reply. not everyone has the same knowledge as you.
      I'd also like to point out that point number 1 was an assumption, and that you really don't know.
      Maybe think-before-post next time?

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  122. Re:Neat! But . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, read it again, Captain Swift. He's saying that a thief is more likely to reformat and install Windows than try to figure out what this weird Linux thing is. On the other hand, if the machine automatically boots into Windows, the thief is much more likely to use it as is, allowing the scripts to do their job. So really, you're better off having a small Windows partition for this purpose that'll boot automatically under "stolen" conditions, rather than give the thief an excuse to wipe it clean.

  123. An amusing story by nornbasher · · Score: 1

    Only one thing kept crossing my mind though.....why bother !

    The best punishment would have been to let them keep it, that way they'd never learn about "real" computers :o)

  124. 112 by x00 · · Score: 1

    Stick with 112 for even in the UK this works :)

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  125. Re:Neat! But . . . by sean23007 · · Score: 1

    But if you had a program such as this on your Windows machine, someone would think of a way to incorporate it into an email worm and activate it remotely. Something like this could send all your personal data to someone you don't even know, and without you even knowing about it. If a program like this is ever written, it would be a major security risk to any Windows user.

    Possibly even more of a security risk than Outlook. Mmmm, maybe not.

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  126. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by netsharc · · Score: 1

    Naturally, a local number is useless, unless you are willing to have your computer try to make a long distance call to your local PD.
    Well, it's not like it's your phone line the laptop will be using when it's supposed to do that.

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  127. Another Solution - user-flashable startup screens by nyquist_theorem · · Score: 2

    I was thinking about this yesterday, actually.

    When I turn my Thinkpad on, it gives me a nice big IBM logo. What if one could replace that logo with a bitmap of some sort, that was password protected like BIOS passwords are? It could say "property of, gimme the thing back, etc etc" and would be completely impenetrable.

    The whole phone-home thing seems logical, but for those of us who use OS's that can't be accessed without a password (ie XP/WinNT/Win2k, assuming it's set up properly) the machine is going to NEED a reformat/reinstall before it's been swiped anyways. By the time someone got into my OS (so that a dialer could work) they would need my user pwd, which hopefully they wouldn't have.

    It would also be nice to see a machine *properly* support secure smartcards so that the machine would be useless (except for parts, no way around that) without it.

    Of course, I like the mini-tower-case-on-the-porch-stuffed-with-C4-and-a -remote-detonator as well.

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  128. I see. by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    The problem is that for what they are paying, you tend to get two kinds of candidates: starry-eyed idealists naieve enough to think they can "make a difference", and people who couldn't find a job doing anything else.

    So cops are like teachers, except they get shot at slightly more often?

    1. Re:I see. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah but US cops get to shoot back slight more often too :).

  129. Re:Neat! But . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > if they have the boot loader set up with no password then you can just force it into single user mode then edit the /etc/passwd file

    You mean, you could boot it into single user mode - your average home thief, they're staring at a LILO: prompt with no clue what to do except get rid of it or reinstall Windows.

  130. Re:I'm upset at the lack of useful suggestions her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > 2) Install Back Orifice! It does everything you could ask it to do when a user gets online. Easy and proven effective.

    Sounds good; do you have a link to the Linux version?

  131. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by Da+Masta · · Score: 1

    Or you can just have a backup OpenBSD partition on your computer all the time. Set it to load by default, unless you enter in your password, in which case you can load an operating system of your choice. Of course, the theif won't know this password so he'll be loading up OpenBSD when it boots and just trying to figure out how the fuck to use it would be enough to make him/her _pay_ to return the computer. ;-)

  132. Did this happen in America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The woman in possesion of the computer got
    1 year probation and the thief was not found ('some guy')?

    I find it difficult to believe that this
    happened in the same country where
    the police put 40 rounds into a man reaching for
    his wallet.

    Justice was certainly not done in this case
    and the man who stole the iMac may be
    stealing YOUR PC tommorow.

  133. build in a mobile phone to the computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as soon at is powered on, phone home wirelessly

  134. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Problem with not dialing a local number is that the thief may not have long distance.

  135. Re:Another Solution - user-flashable startup scree by vekotin · · Score: 1

    At least old AWARD bioses allowed you to flash a small logo of your own. I think AMI allowed that too. You needed to find the program to do that but it wasn't too difficult. I'm somehow thinking IBM wouldn't provide such programs - shame, would've made this A30p just perfect.

    Of course, computers that you could order to self destruct with for example an SMS message would be cool. "That thief's not getting his stuff... and what's that smoke coming from the garage?"

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  136. Make it a puzzle....... by vortexau · · Score: 1

    Thieves would have an exceptionally hard time even working out how to turn on my computer.

    It runs a real rat's nest of cables. It has two SCSI controllers. The hard drive inside the machine isn't set to boot, and its currently not even showing up.

    Three hard drives run in two external cases (one is boot), and to switch it on at present requires the throwing of two switches on the wall behind; one on the side of this desk; and one on the front of a external HD case.

    It runs an obscure architecure and OS (suposely dead since 1994) and has cables to all ports bar one (Mono video out)

    The Internal floppy drive is a mess too; I use the external.

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  137. Yawn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least hers was attractive enough to want to steal.

  138. Re:Can I do this with my laptop? ... Yes, In theor by Artifex · · Score: 2

    What happens if there's a power failure while you're not around? When the system reboots and you're not around, you're in trouble. Of course, many BIOSes are compliant enough with ATX to offer the ability to stay down if power failure occurs, but what if your BIOS battery gets wiped out?

    I like the idea, written above, of having a GPS phone send an SMS daily with tracking info. However, I know nothing about GPS phones. I hope this functionality is easy to create...

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  139. Sorry. by hotsauce · · Score: 1

    Sorry, musta not had enough coffee that evening, but her/his tone caught a nerve.

    It really doesn't have anything to do with Macs though (and certainly nothing to do with the hardware); it is no different than ftp and a shell script.

    I take exception to your think-before-you-post comment though: a reasonable assumption is perfectly valid. I could have gone through all the other possibilities, but in effect they are the same: owner and thief had the same privs.

  140. Re:applescript - not quite as bad as Cobol by @madeus · · Score: 1

    Well thanks for that.

    In fairness it's not quite as structureless as Cobol. It kind of "pretends" to be structured (again not flamebait, but compared to other languages it's certainly lacking), and at first glance it looks to have a little scructure, but it's actually not got much (imo).

    I mean, there is no way you could program anything heavy duty in it in an enjoyable way because there is not enough flexibility to create your own methadologies. What I love about Perl (sick and twisted as it is) is that you can very quickly easily create your own coding methadologies for a project - one that every one can agree on and that suits the project best.

    HyperTalk had that (only slightly less so than Perl)

    It's easy to do actions and then record them in AppleScript, so you can open an email or a file, send an email, modify a file, move folders, compress folders etc and you can very easily figure out how to modify the scripts and you never have to read documentation. That's a good jumping off point for users, but that is not the same thing as grokking the language and using it properly, and the lack of structure makes it difficult to get beyond this (or even want to get beyond this stage!) for all but the most bitterly determinted, meaning that most people look at it once and get board.

    If you want to write something a regular Systems Admin might find easy, like say (just as an example):

    Recursively open all the files in a directory and all it's subdirectories that end in ".c" , grep them for variables, permform subsituions on a couple of the variable names and then compress all the directories that contain files that haven't been modified in the last 30 days.

    Then it's possible in AppleScript, but it will be ugly and you look at the code, and go, yuck! There would be just so much code, about the same as a C version of the same thing.

    It's hard to imagine that Apple don't see these issues, but I get the impression that by trying to bring powerful scripting tools to users the engineers developing the software are loosing focus and don't realise how hard it really is to use for really useful day to day stuff. I think, in this instance, that they need to change AppleScript to be more like a typical scripting language - using some features of something like Rebol and Perl - and just have the users accept that they need to spend a *little* time learning it to actually use it well and to reap the rich rewards that it can offer.

  141. Re:Neat! But . . . by castlan · · Score: 1

    As I understand it most car theives take the car to an abandoned lot, and leave it there for at least a few hours. There is too large a risk of having the chop-shop/shipping dock exposed via Lo-jack technology.

    As for a Laptop, it's not quite as understood as an automobile, and a non-professional theif probably wouldn't be able to open one without breaking it. Automobile parts tend to be more interchangable then most laptop parts as well. Most computers, especially Laptops (and iMacs) tend to be treated as Unit items.

    Too bad I don't have the link, but I recall reading about somebody who had their laptop stolen, perhaps on a train. But within the hour, it was abandoned and he got it back, presumably because it booted to a Linux command line, and was likely considered useless. I guess you have to see the pretty Windows screen to show that it works.