It looks like American Talibanista John Walker Lindh will be tried as a U.S. citizen. I wonder if it will still count as jihad martyrdom when they hang him for treason.
Between the Enron scandal, the sinking economy, and the fact that we're never going to catch Osama Bin Laden, it looks like the Bush Presidency is headed for the crapper faster than trolls flock to a JonKatz story. Too bad.
I wonder who will be President in 2004? I bet it will be Tom Daschle.
I've heard that are Australians are highly contemptious of New Zealanders , and vice versa. I would appreciate if someone could clue me in as to which is the superior race. Thanks in advance.
On my way to work each day, I drive through a poor neighborhood. I've noticed that many of these people are grossly overweight. Why is this? I thought poor people were supposed to be skinny.
I was recently talking with someone who told me about a plane trip he took. It seems a very fat woman got stuck to the toilet of the airliner! She was sitting on the pot when she flushed, and the resulting vacuum stuck her to the toilet.
Due to FAA regulations concerning persons in lavatories, the plane had to circle the destination airport until it was dangerously low on fuel before it was allowed to land. Service crews finaly freed the woman by opening the toilet's external waste removal valve.
Let this be a lesson to all, especially in the geek community, many of whom are overweight: ALWAYS STAND BEFORE FLUSHING THE TOILET ON AN AIRLINER!
So does anyone think it would be ethical for the U.S. government to use torture on those Al-Quieda prisoners over in Guantanamo, in order to extract information from them about future terrorist attacks? Kinda makes you wonder...
I was reading the latest Filesystem Hierarchy Standard (FHS), which should be followed by *NIX developers, and I noticed that it states there should exist a/usr/homosexual/ directory on all standard filesystems. Does anyone know what the purpose of this is?
Is it normal for a male to masturbate while watching women's tennis? Or is that one of those perversions they have a special name for, like necrophilia?
I just found out Bill Clinton is responsible for the 9/11 attacks! It turns out he was busy getting his dick sucked when he should have been assassinating Osama Bin Laden!!! That fat prick.
Why not just switch to Windows XP and not have to spend hours recompiling your kernel every few weeks, splitting hairs over the differences between 2.4.16 and 2.4.17, and dicking around with.config files and drivers?
Oh yeah, because then what would you geeks do with the resulting glut of free time? Hate to see you have to actually leave your rooms once in a while.
Slash, software that is used for many Web sites (including Slashdot), has a vulnerability that can be exploited to gain access to any account, including those of administrators. Versions of Slash that are vulnerable include 2.1.x, 2.2.0, 2.2.1, 2.2.2, and some versions available through CVS. Slash versions 2.0.x and earlier are not vulnerable.
It is recommended that affected users upgrade to Slash version 2.2.3 or the latest CVS version as soon as possible and disable admin.pl and users.pl until the upgrade has been made. Once Slash has been upgraded, users should check their users seclev field to insure that no unauthorized user has a value equal to or greater than 100, and should change their passwords.
It just goes to show the pirate/cracker/criminal mentality of Linux fanatics that they are keeping their greasy fingers crossed for a wave of internet crime to exploit the security flaws in Microsoft products, crippling a major part of the U.S. economy and probably throwing thousands out of work, just so their jerry-rigged, bug-laden OS will be vindicated. Sickos.
EAST MOLINE, Illinois (CNN) -- President Bush -- scraped and bruised after a fainting spell -- extolled motherhood on Monday as another symbol of American patriotism, and gave the John Deere workers he addressed a lighthearted lesson to chew on.
"That's what I get for being a mouth-breathing retard," Bush said jokingly.
Ya real funny when the long arm of the law is groping Mircrosoft's ass, but then it reaches around to grab you little intellectual property thief linuxoinds by the nuts...ouch!
Gonna tell you a story 'bout a man named Jed Picked up Elly Mae an' he threw 'er in ta bed Unzipped his pants And out came a worm And out of the worm Came a bubblin' sperm!
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"Woops, sorry Peter, I didn't think it would go that far."
-Ron Jeremy
Anyone stupid enought to steal a Mac(!) deserves the ass-pounding this thief's gonna get in jail.
Uh, no. WINE* represents the final capitulation of Linux to the superiority of Microsoft products: if you can't beat'em, join'em!
*WINE is an acronym that stands for WINE Is iNtellectial property thEft. HTH.
Here's some humor involving goths and tamagochi. Enjoy.
It looks like American Talibanista John Walker Lindh will be tried as a U.S. citizen. I wonder if it will still count as jihad martyrdom when they hang him for treason.
Recently a whole village in the Congo was destroyed by a lava flow! Why do you suppose the villagers built their homes so close to an active volcano?
I wonder who will be President in 2004? I bet it will be Tom Daschle.
I've heard that are Australians are highly contemptious of New Zealanders , and vice versa. I would appreciate if someone could clue me in as to which is the superior race. Thanks in advance.
I have attempted a subtle improvement to "Tux", the linux mascot. The results can be seen here. Feedback appreciated.
On my way to work each day, I drive through a poor neighborhood. I've noticed that many of these people are grossly overweight. Why is this? I thought poor people were supposed to be skinny.
Due to FAA regulations concerning persons in lavatories, the plane had to circle the destination airport until it was dangerously low on fuel before it was allowed to land. Service crews finaly freed the woman by opening the toilet's external waste removal valve.
Let this be a lesson to all, especially in the geek community, many of whom are overweight: ALWAYS STAND BEFORE FLUSHING THE TOILET ON AN AIRLINER!
I think the Winter Olympics are racist. They should be abolished.
The Blue Devils are invincible! They should just hand 'em the NCAA championship trophy and save everybody a lot of unneccessary effort come March.
So does anyone think it would be ethical for the U.S. government to use torture on those Al-Quieda prisoners over in Guantanamo, in order to extract information from them about future terrorist attacks? Kinda makes you wonder...
I was reading the latest Filesystem Hierarchy Standard (FHS), which should be followed by *NIX developers, and I noticed that it states there should exist a /usr/homosexual/ directory on all standard filesystems. Does anyone know what the purpose of this is?
Is it normal for a male to masturbate while watching women's tennis? Or is that one of those perversions they have a special name for, like necrophilia?
Anybody care to make odds on the upcoming nuclear war between India and Pakistan? I figure India's got the upper hand: say, 5-3, India.
I just found out Bill Clinton is responsible for the 9/11 attacks! It turns out he was busy getting his dick sucked when he should have been assassinating Osama Bin Laden!!! That fat prick.
Oh yeah, because then what would you geeks do with the resulting glut of free time? Hate to see you have to actually leave your rooms once in a while.
A: Lack of hardware support!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Moderation Totals: Worse_Than_Hitler=2 Shut_Up_Satan=1 Eat_My_Nuts=4 Random_Numbers=28479509488433 Total=Goat.
Slash, software that is used for many Web sites (including Slashdot), has a vulnerability that can be exploited to gain access to any account, including those of administrators. Versions of Slash that are vulnerable include 2.1.x, 2.2.0, 2.2.1, 2.2.2, and some versions available through CVS. Slash versions 2.0.x and earlier are not vulnerable.
It is recommended that affected users upgrade to Slash version 2.2.3 or the latest CVS version as soon as possible and disable admin.pl and users.pl until the upgrade has been made. Once Slash has been upgraded, users should check their users seclev field to insure that no unauthorized user has a value equal to or greater than 100, and should change their passwords.
It just goes to show the pirate/cracker/criminal mentality of Linux fanatics that they are keeping their greasy fingers crossed for a wave of internet crime to exploit the security flaws in Microsoft products, crippling a major part of the U.S. economy and probably throwing thousands out of work, just so their jerry-rigged, bug-laden OS will be vindicated. Sickos.
EAST MOLINE, Illinois (CNN) -- President Bush -- scraped and bruised after a fainting spell -- extolled motherhood on Monday as another symbol of American patriotism, and gave the John Deere workers he addressed a lighthearted lesson to chew on. "That's what I get for being a mouth-breathing retard," Bush said jokingly.
Ya real funny when the long arm of the law is groping Mircrosoft's ass, but then it reaches around to grab you little intellectual property thief linuxoinds by the nuts...ouch!
Gonna tell you a story 'bout a man named Jed
Picked up Elly Mae an' he threw 'er in ta bed
Unzipped his pants
And out came a worm
And out of the worm
Came a bubblin' sperm!