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  1. Case in point on Red Hat Invades Washington · · Score: -1

    The above post, obviously a wish-fulfillment projection fantasy written by some freakjob Debian or Slackware luser, and modded up by other mentally compromised Linux partisan zealots, is a pefect example of the kind of cretinous in-fighting that will cripple the Linux community's efforts to establish the platform as a viable OS. Somewhere, Bill Gates is laughing that bizarre high-pitched laugh of his.

  2. Hey! on The Future of Music Conference · · Score: -1

    Anybody know if there's any truth to the rumors that in Peter Jackson's version of The Two Towers Sam will declare his homosexual desire for Frodo, and the two will share a brief on-screen kiss? That would be a pretty radical change to Tolkien's original story, if you ask me.

  3. ep! on A Linux User At MacWorld · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Errata: Recent editions of "Linux For Dummies" contained erroneous data concerning the correct way to pronounce the word "Linux". The correct pronounciation is: "COMMUNISM". Thank you.

  4. Do not decode! on Yucca Mountain, Open For Business · · Score: -1

    The resulting picture looks like this. You have been warned.

  5. Re:THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (Abridged) on Cooperation Works if Majority Can Punish Freeloaders · · Score: -1
    Dude. Rock.

    You're not going to make us wait a year for the sequel, are you?

  6. ep! on Cooperation Works if Majority Can Punish Freeloaders · · Score: -1

    I just saw that Michael Jackson special on the TV. Is something the matter with his nose?

  7. Linux on Spyware in Kazaa, Limewire, Grokster · · Score: -1

    Linux is now the preferred OS among thieves and communists. Who will "go tux" next, child molesters, the KKK? How about arsonists?

  8. It's just a matter of time... on Can China Pull An India? · · Score: -1

    ...before development and call center tasks are all outsourced to China, where corporations don't have to pay benefits, and wages are a fraction of what they are here. Anyone currently working in IT in the US or any other Western country had better practice saying "Would you like fries with that?"!

  9. Now all we need.. on Bionic Eyes · · Score: -1
    ...is some space technology to fix all these malfunctioning *NIX systems!

    WinXP, anyone?

  10. Speaking of inflatable buttplugs... on Bionic Eyes · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  11. Hi I just got here on Searchable Audio/Video Technology · · Score: 0, Funny

    who left all the droplets of cum on everyone's comment headers?

  12. Buttplug w/ pump: 29,02 euros! on Searchable Audio/Video Technology · · Score: -1

    Hier ziet u een detail overzicht van het door u geselecteerde artikel

  13. If I ever kick you I WILL MEET YOUR ASS on Review: Impostor · · Score: -1
  14. I just ate an entire pound of carrots! on Searchable Audio/Video Technology · · Score: -1

    I'm gonna shit a haystack come morning!

  15. I like Sum41! on Slashdot Code Update · · Score: -1

    Am I gay?

  16. My search-and-replace is the best on Highspeed Downloads Via DTV · · Score: -1

    All song titles courtesy of lyricfinder.com
    "Broken Heart" -> "Prolapsed Bowel"

    Nothing Prolapsed But My Bowel
    Somewhere In My Prolapsed Bowel
    Like We Never Had A Prolapsed Bowel
    My Next Prolapsed Bowel
    Only A Prolapsed Bowel
    The Big Bad Prolapsed Bowel
    For My Prolapsed Bowel
    What's A Prolapsed Bowel
    One Prolapsed Bowel For Sale
    Edge Of A Prolapsed Bowel
    Fixing A Prolapsed Bowel
    How Can You Mend A Prolapsed Bowel
    Loser With A Prolapsed Bowel
    The Bottom Of My Prolapsed Bowel
    Liver And A Prolapsed Bowel
    Born With A Brolapsed Powel
    Nobody Dies From A Prolapsed Bowel
    Prolapsed Bowel Again
    She Drew A Prolapsed Bowel
    If A Prolapsed Bowel Could Kill
    Dyin' of a Prolapsed Bowel
    How You Mend A Prolapsed Bowel
    You Can't Lose A Prolapsed Bowel
    Introduction To A Prolapsed Bowel
    Breakin In A Brand New Prolapsed Bowel
    What Becomes Of The Prolapse Boweled
    Where Do Prolapsed Bowels Go

  17. er, that should be FIST priests on Highspeed Downloads Via DTV · · Score: -1

    I suck at speling

  18. first priests! on Highspeed Downloads Via DTV · · Score: -1

    i used to be an altarboy

  19. Well, what do you expect? on Speaking Out Against Australian Internet Censorship · · Score: -1

    Australia is one of those British Commonwealth countries, and like Canada and New Zealand, is a socialist heckhole thinly disguised as an actual democracy. These poor people don't even have a bill of rights!

  20. Oh FUCK, this is good chex mix! on Speaking Out Against Australian Internet Censorship · · Score: -1

    *chomp chomp* mmmmmmm!

  21. Who needs feds on Running A Web Server On An Apple Lisa 2 · · Score: -1

    Any little 17 year old girl's website would get 404-level traffic from the geeks around here.

  22. It's officially 2002 and linux still sucks! on Human Powered Paper Airplane · · Score: -1

    yay!

  23. First "Linux is a joke" post! on LinuxPlanet's Year In Review · · Score: -1
    Dig it: "bkp"'s fave time-waster:

    Actually, my choice barely got in under the wire for this year: The Sims for Linux.

    His fave Linux app is a fucking MS Windows game! Ha! What, aaquake2 isn't challenging enough?

  24. Re:oh ok on Flying on Mars · · Score: -1

    Yeah, I'm getting &x201c and &x201d. But then again I'm still using IE 4, so my own fault for being retro. Nice pedo jokes, btw.

  25. Wrong on Digital Music's 2001 Winners and Losers · · Score: -1

    For the 90+% of the population that does not enjoy listening to the atonal, pretentious, juvenile offerings available from labels like Dischord, Fat Wreck Chords, or Epitaph, and instead prefers the quality Adult Conemporary sounds of artists like Shania Twain, Faith Hill, Phil Collins, or Luther Vandross, major label releases remain the best bet. Please try to remember that not everyone spends all their time in the art-geek/coffehouse/punk rock ghetto.