User: Super Mario Troll

Re:Same thing as Netscape, eh? <-- WRONG!!

On: AOL in Negotiations to Buy Red Hat?

quit posting this gay bullshit, at least link to the real thing

Re:Believe it 'cause it's true

On: Adobe Considers Withdrawing from Asian Markets

You can't blame Adobe for blowing them off. You're also not going to sell many BMW's the Ozarks. Does that make BMW evil for not having a dealership in every trailer park or does it just represent the fact that they make more money by having 40 dealerships in New York.

Can we fucking stop the hate? I don't go around calling all people from New York cocksucking spike-haired faggots who would slit their mothers' throats for a nickel, so could you please stop with the everybody from the south is a redneck who goes goat-roping and fucks their sister.

I'm a Computer Engineering student, a National Merit Scholar, and I can't fucking stand country music. So quit with the fucking generalizations.

Re:Cheating detector written in C...

On: Cheating Detector from Georgia Tech

uhh, you must be smoking rocks, I still do that sometimes, and I've been coding 5 years (it's a really easy mistake to make). also, why the fuck are semicolons used to seperate the paramaters of a for statement? Almost every time I use a for, I put in at least one comma by mistake.

Re:fear and loathing [OT]

On: Powered Exoskeletons In The Near Future?

If I could bring back the dead at Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Tchernobyl, I would gladly get rid of today's nuclear power plants. They are, in any case, inefficient and dangerous. Even in industrialized countries, most don't even break even without government aid.

You, sir, are a fucking luddite, and if I ever should meet your sorry punk ass I will shove a pound of refined plutonium up your gaping ass.

Re:Did I miss something?

On: Slashback: Banco, Warez, Fiction

I guess my Super Deluxe Insult Generator 9000 got pulled from the Cd then. Fucking TI, they can lick my hairy troll anus.

Re:fp

On: Slashback: Banco, Warez, Fiction

This troll was brought to you in part by the fucking imbecility of the AC who wasted a perfectly good first post.

You now may return to your previously schedueled stupidity.

Re:fp

On: Slashback: Banco, Warez, Fiction

You, sir, are a fucking disgrace. Let me show you a real frist ps0t -

The Official Jon Katz Theme Song
sung to the tune of Day-O

Gay-ho,Gaaaaaaaaay-ho,
Gaylight come and j0n k4+z don' wanna go home
Gay! isa gay isa gay isa gay isa gaaaay-ho
Gaylight come and j0nk4+z don' wanna go home

Fuck all night on a drink of cum!
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
Stuffin ass until the mornin come!
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home

Come mr taliban, tally me young boooys
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
Come mr taliban, tally me young boooys
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
It's 6 foot, 7 foot 8 foot fuck! Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
1 boy, 2 boy, 3 boy fuck! Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

Gay! isa Gaaaaaay-ho!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid
Gay! isa gay, isa gay isa gay isa gay
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

A beautiful bunch, of ripe young ass!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid
Highly deadly, sores in ass!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid
It's 6 foot, 7 foot 8 foot fuck! Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
1 boy, 2 boy, 3 boy fuck! Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

Gay! isa Gaaaaaay-ho!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid
Gay! isa gay, isa gay isa gay isa gay
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

Come mr taliban, tally me young boooys
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
Come mr taliban, tally me young boooys
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
Gaaay-ho! Gaaaaaaay-ho!!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

Gay! isa gay isa gay isa gay isa gay isa gaaaaaay-ho
Gaylight come and I don' wanna gooooo hoooome

That, my son, is how it is done.

Re:Italics are yummy!

On: Fear and Loathing in the Mess Hall Complex

Keep up the good work! Educate the masses to the dangers of Taco-Snotting!

Re:Sure gaming is personal

On: Fear and Loathing in the Mess Hall Complex

Holy fuck, how lame can you be?. I would love to have been there to envelop him in my gaping troll anus during his period of mourning. I'll settle for letting him know that before that stupid bitch bought the farm, she was known to enjoy "Sephiroth Snotting".

And before one of you lame fucktards makes some stupid comment about pot-calling-kettle due to my nick, Super Mario Troll 0wnz all of j00. I ate that fat fuck plummer to get my sweet Princess Peach, most beloved of all videogame babes. She and I revel in hot-grits, and that little bitch Toad is useful in keeping my gaping troll anus spotless.

Re:First post ?

On: Fear and Loathing in the Mess Hall Complex

I bow to your postus firstus. I wish you would use your amazing postus fristus abilities to educate the unwashed masses of slashdot, such as the dangers of taco-snotting or eating a "special taco". Flames dissing that faggot j0n k4+z are also useful.

Oh well, back to my wonderful Princess Peach and hot grits!

Also, Senorita n4+4l13 pr0+m4n es un puta fea comparado a princesa Peach.

Re:frost pist

On: Single-Photon LED: Key To Uncrackable Encryption?

High praise... I have always enjoyed The Turd Report.

Want to get to know the Super Mario Troll better? Read my bio!!

frost pist

On: Single-Photon LED: Key To Uncrackable Encryption?

sung to the tune of Day-O
Gay-ho,Gaaaaaaaaay-ho,
Gaylight come and j0n k4+z don' wanna go home
Gay! isa gay isa gay isa gay isa gaaaay-ho
Gaylight come and j0nk4+z don' wanna go home

Fuck all night on a drink of cum!
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
Stuffin ass until the mornin come!
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home

Come mr taliban, tally me young boooys
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
Come mr taliban, tally me young boooys
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
It's 6 foot, 7 foot 8 foot fuck! Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
1 boy, 2 boy, 3 boy fuck! Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

Gay! isa Gaaaaaay-ho!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid
Gay! isa gay, isa gay isa gay isa gay
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

A beautiful bunch, of ripe young ass!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid
Highly deadly, sores in ass!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid
It's 6 foot, 7 foot 8 foot fuck! Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
1 boy, 2 boy, 3 boy fuck! Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

Gay! isa Gaaaaaay-ho!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid
Gay! isa gay, isa gay isa gay isa gay
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

Come mr taliban, tally me young boooys
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
Come mr taliban, tally me young boooys
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
Gaaay-ho! Gaaaaaaay-ho!!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

Gay! isa gay isa gay isa gay isa gay isa gaaaaaay-ho
Gaylight come and I don' wanna gooooo hoooome

jon katz's new theme song

On: MS Zone Users Must Use Passport Accounts

sung to the tune of Day-O

Gay-ho,Gaaaaaaaaay-ho,
Gaylight come and j0n k4+z don' wanna go home
Gay! isa gay isa gay isa gay isa gaaaay-ho
Gaylight come and j0nk4+z don' wanna go home

Fuck all night on a drink of cum!
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
Stuffin ass until the mornin come!
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home

Come mr taliban, tally me young boooys
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
Come mr taliban, tally me young boooys
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
It's 6 foot, 7 foot 8 foot fuck! Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
1 boy, 2 boy, 3 boy fuck! Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

Gay! isa Gaaaaaay-ho!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid
Gay! isa gay, isa gay isa gay isa gay
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

A beautiful bunch, of ripe young ass!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid
Highly deadly, sores in ass!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid
It's 6 foot, 7 foot 8 foot fuck! Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
1 boy, 2 boy, 3 boy fuck! Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

Gay! isa Gaaaaaay-ho!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid
Gay! isa gay, isa gay isa gay isa gay
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

Come mr taliban, tally me young boooys
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
Come mr taliban, tally me young boooys
Gaylight come and I don' wanna go home
Gaaay-ho! Gaaaaaaay-ho!!
Gaylight come and I wanna get laid

Gay! isa gay isa gay isa gay isa gay isa gaaaaaay-ho
Gaylight come and I don' wanna gooooo hoooome