Howard Stern is a loud obnoxious punk with a God complex. You are a foul-mouthed coward who is too afraid to lose Karma to associate your name with your post.
For these reasons, I do hereby claim and annex this post in the name of the CLIT.
And as any SysAdmin worth his salt knows, it can be a tricky thing to kill a runaway process! ; - >
Any SysAdmin worth his salt wouldn't let a process runaway in the first place. However, you are correct in saying Linux is not a "product." However, I'd rather call it a festering pile of dung than anything else.
Today is indeed a great day. Congratulations on your highly rated turd.
You're not the only one with great news, as I am leaving my current job today. I start a new job on Monday though, so nobody need lose sleep over the fact that I'll be unemployed.
Not that anyone would anyhow. Well, time to call people and let them know I'm looking for them. Checking out can be a pain in the ass.
I believe that's supposed to be "0wn3d", not "0wned." You obviously haven't been doing this very long.
How sad, you're even lamer than most AC thugs around here. At least most ACs come up with original content every once and a while. You, on the other hand, just spout off the same old crap.
Let me guess, your follow-up is going to say "All your FP are belong to us!!"
What absolutely blows my mind is that all of you sit here and scream and cry because the Government is infringing on people's unspecified right to privacy, yet you actively demand that they infringe upon people's specified right to carry firearms.
Nowhere in the Constitution of the United States of America or the various ammendments does it state that Privacy is a guaranteed right. However, the Second Ammendment to the United States Constitution as specified in the Bill Of Rights states that the right to bear arms will not be infringed upon.
If you were truely concerned about "rights," you would be just as insulted by "gun control" legislation that denies honest citizens their rights under Ammendment II. Instead, you guys are up in arms simply because you're afraid that the Government is going to stop your MP3 downloads and cut off your access to piracy sites.
Hypocrisy - You all profess to be above all others and support people's rights... unless you don't like those rights. To hell with the fact that they're guaranteed...
After all, some rights are more equal than others.
I am filled with joy watching a decent poster spiral into the depths of crapflooding. Endure the 72 hour IP ban pclminion, then get back to work. Or find a proxy and post until you're account banned.
We're all proud of you here in crapflooding land. Keep up the good work.
YMFT, I join in your salute. It brings a tear to my eye knowing that my FP sparked his downward spiral. This is the proudest day of my life*.
* Does not include all other days on which I was more proud than today.
While I was overjoyed to see a username associated with the message at the top of the discussion, I was greatly disappointed to see that this person did not claim their message as an FP.
While not nearly as bad as an AC claiming the first post (which I discussed earlier), this is also a travesty. How is it that an individual can go through the effort of getting the #1 post, but not bother to include the two fateful little letters in it... "F" and "P".
Thank you for denying the prize to the ACs, but you must try harder next time. Without a claim, it is but a hollow victory.
When I opened this thread to view the crapflooder discussion at the top of the list, I was greatly distressed to find that an AC had gained the upper hand and acquired the FP.
This must not stand...
Therefore, in the name of all logged in trolls and crapflooders on Slashdot, all still present, and all that have moved on, I do hereby annex and claim ownership of this FP.
The battle against ACs has been going on since the inception of Slashdot. Yesterday represented a great blow against AC legions. Those individuals with their precious Karma Whore accounts who check the "Post Anonymously" button were rebuked by the leadership here. For once, I was genuinely pleased by something the leadership had done. I was quite distressed this morning to see that the ACs had moved back in and were once again setting up shop.
CmdrTaco, reinstitute this wall! Anonymous posting has been abused for too long. Now Anonymous Cowards work dilligently to remove the functionality from user-created discussions. Thousands of script generated messages are posted to these discussions in the hopes of halting meaningful communications. They know that a full assault on the front-page is too much too soon, so instead they attack in the shadows. First user-created-discussions, next YRO, then Apple, then the Front Page.
These terrorists are no better than the suicide bombers in Palestine. Driven by some sick code of ethics, they move forward believing that chaos is better than order, authoritarianism better than intellectualism.
I urge you CmdrTaco, make these individuals associate a name with their actions, a name that may be scorned and reviled.
In the name of all things good and right, I urge you CmdrTaco to remove AC posting abilities. You will not regret it.
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For these reasons, I do hereby claim and annex this post in the name of the CLIT.
I am the FP master!
Any SysAdmin worth his salt wouldn't let a process runaway in the first place. However, you are correct in saying Linux is not a "product." However, I'd rather call it a festering pile of dung than anything else.
Quit whoring for Karma and post something useful!
You're not the only one with great news, as I am leaving my current job today. I start a new job on Monday though, so nobody need lose sleep over the fact that I'll be unemployed.
Not that anyone would anyhow. Well, time to call people and let them know I'm looking for them. Checking out can be a pain in the ass.
Your brand new home.
While I applaud your efforts to educate the /. masses, I believe you will find that it is like trying to put out an oil-well fire with a garden hose.
Instead, do what I do. Point at them, laugh at them, and flame them into oblivion if necessary.
Good luck, and happy trolling.
Get it, hahahahaha!
Yeah, I'm going to go drink now. It makes my pain go away.
And flaming ACs to a crispy brown is always fun too.
And trashing moderators.
And trashing editors.
And trashing karma whores.
And pudding.
How sad, you're even lamer than most AC thugs around here. At least most ACs come up with original content every once and a while. You, on the other hand, just spout off the same old crap.
Let me guess, your follow-up is going to say "All your FP are belong to us!!"
Do me a favor, lick my ass. Thank you.
Suck it AC, you have no skillz!
With a vengence
FP by the way!
Are you saying the stuff above it wasn't?
I was wondering where that came from. Let me guess, you had carrots with lunch?
Nowhere in the Constitution of the United States of America or the various ammendments does it state that Privacy is a guaranteed right. However, the Second Ammendment to the United States Constitution as specified in the Bill Of Rights states that the right to bear arms will not be infringed upon.
If you were truely concerned about "rights," you would be just as insulted by "gun control" legislation that denies honest citizens their rights under Ammendment II. Instead, you guys are up in arms simply because you're afraid that the Government is going to stop your MP3 downloads and cut off your access to piracy sites.
Hypocrisy - You all profess to be above all others and support people's rights... unless you don't like those rights. To hell with the fact that they're guaranteed...
After all, some rights are more equal than others.
Crap Spare Ribs, now that's something I'll eat.
This deserves to be moded up, not down. Idiot mod.
Amen to that! I thoroughly agree. That describes just about every /. user.
We got bored. It's a phase. Sometime next month there will be a big swell of it again.
It's funny because it's anti-MS. Hahaha!
We're all proud of you here in crapflooding land. Keep up the good work.
YMFT, I join in your salute. It brings a tear to my eye knowing that my FP sparked his downward spiral. This is the proudest day of my life*.
I see promise in you. Join us on the other side of /., the crapflooders. We're the only ones that keep things interesting anymore.
Down with ACs!
While not nearly as bad as an AC claiming the first post (which I discussed earlier), this is also a travesty. How is it that an individual can go through the effort of getting the #1 post, but not bother to include the two fateful little letters in it... "F" and "P".
Thank you for denying the prize to the ACs, but you must try harder next time. Without a claim, it is but a hollow victory.
This must not stand...
Therefore, in the name of all logged in trolls and crapflooders on Slashdot, all still present, and all that have moved on, I do hereby annex and claim ownership of this FP.
The battle against ACs has been going on since the inception of Slashdot. Yesterday represented a great blow against AC legions. Those individuals with their precious Karma Whore accounts who check the "Post Anonymously" button were rebuked by the leadership here. For once, I was genuinely pleased by something the leadership had done. I was quite distressed this morning to see that the ACs had moved back in and were once again setting up shop.
CmdrTaco, reinstitute this wall! Anonymous posting has been abused for too long. Now Anonymous Cowards work dilligently to remove the functionality from user-created discussions. Thousands of script generated messages are posted to these discussions in the hopes of halting meaningful communications. They know that a full assault on the front-page is too much too soon, so instead they attack in the shadows. First user-created-discussions, next YRO, then Apple, then the Front Page.
These terrorists are no better than the suicide bombers in Palestine. Driven by some sick code of ethics, they move forward believing that chaos is better than order, authoritarianism better than intellectualism.
I urge you CmdrTaco, make these individuals associate a name with their actions, a name that may be scorned and reviled.
In the name of all things good and right, I urge you CmdrTaco to remove AC posting abilities. You will not regret it.