Slashdot Mirror


User: Tasty+Beef+Jerky

Tasty+Beef+Jerky's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
268
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 268

  1. Re:Could it be? on Review of Pay Napster · · Score: -1

    The sign-lady's hand motions seem to say no...

    Sorry, try again later.

  2. First Post for the hearing impaired on Review of Pay Napster · · Score: -1

    Watch the sign-lady at the right. She'll translate it for you.

    Thank you.

  3. Re:The public should benefit before the corporatio on Should Public Funds Mean Public Code? · · Score: -1
    "Creates jobs" implies that jobs wouldn't exist without someone owning something.

    You imply that it's possible to create something without someone owning it. In the end, everything is owned by somebody. Whether it be an individual, a corporation, or a state, everything belongs to someone.

    Can you provide me a one good reason why the PUBLIC who paid it all should not have the benefits "for free" (=without the middle-man who's just skimming the cream) before the fatcat corporations?

    "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;"

    -United States Constitution: Article I, Section 8, Clause 8

    Whether funded by the US Government, Bayer, Sony, or Mama Cass, the innovations belong to the individuals who discover/develop them. If the innovators want to license their developments to other corporations, that's their decision.

    Oh, and don't give me crap about "Well, corporations give money to so-and-so but force them to turn over all rights to their innovations. The Government should do the same." Guess what... there's this piece of parchment called the Constitution that keeps the Government from doing that. Read I, 8, 8 again and tell me whether the US Government could get away with forcing everything to be free to the public.

  4. Re:Of course. on Should Public Funds Mean Public Code? · · Score: -1
    If the public shells out the cash to make it, then the public has a right to use the product for free.

    Go tell that to the Air Force. I'm sure they'll have no problem with you flying one of their B-2s around, or perhaps performing a preemptive nuclear strike against your Mother-In-Law because you don't let her see the grandchildren enough. After all, you paid for those Peacekeeper missles so you have the right to use them for free.

    Come to think of it, it's pissed me off that NBC canceled Inside Schwartz. What's the geographical coordinates for Burbank?

  5. Re:YES! on Should Public Funds Mean Public Code? · · Score: 0, Interesting
    What if we paid Company X to build a bridge on private lands with public money, to only be used by the person who owns the private land. It just doesn't seem right.

    Let's just conveniently ignore the following facts...

    • Building the bridge/creating the software creates jobs.
    • Building the bridge/creating the software educates journeymen managers (managers), iron/concrete workers (coders), and engineers (testers, developers) in trade, making them more skilled.
    • Maintaining the bridge/software provides the above in a continuing manner.
    • The toll on that bridge/revenue from the software helps decrease the dependence on federal aid.
    You're right, there's no benefit to it whatsoever! Those school administrators are fools!

    If you were paid by the public, let the public have the benefits.

    Lenin? Is that you?

  6. ***ATTENTION CRAPFLOODERS AND TROLLS*** on Selling Open Source on the Campaign Trail · · Score: -1

    ***HEY CRAPFLOODERS AND TROLLS***

    Check out my journal and let us know where you're coming out of. The city with the most crapflooders/trolls will receive the "2002 Troll Home Town" award. Voting will continue until Friday, January 18, 2002 at 12:00 noon, EST. At that time, all votes will be tabulated and the results posted in my journal.

    At the current time, the DC Metro area seems to be in the lead. When counted as a whole, Texas is in second place. However, a state can't win the title, it has to be a city. Come out, support your current place of residence.

    Free drinks provided by Budweiser. Free food provided by Hooters. Free rides provided by your mom.

    You may post anonymously if you wish. Of course, if your Karma is at -7 like mine, it probably doesn't matter.

  7. Re:damn missed it again on KernelTrap Interview With Alan Cox · · Score: -1

    ***HEY CRAPFLOODERS AND TROLLS***

    Check out my journal [slashdot.org] [slashdot.org] and let us know where you're coming out of.

    The DC Metro area seems to be overly represented, so come out and show your support for your town. The city with the most crapflooders/trolls will receive the "2002 Troll Home Town" award.

    Free drinks provided by Budweiser. Free food provided by Hooters. Free rides provided by your mom.

    You may post anonymously if you wish. Of course, if your Karma is at -7 like mine, it probably doesn't matter.

  8. From the article on KernelTrap Interview With Alan Cox · · Score: -1
    From the article:
    "I know that if I keep drinking this way, my liver is going to fail. However, I don't like the world when I'm sober. It's boring and bland. When I'm drunk, everything is moving. The ceiling twirls above me, my dinner of pretzels and peanuts swirls in the toilet below me. Everything is just more interesting when I'm blotto. Pass me the whiskey, you're driving tonight." said Alan Cox as he answered non-existant interview questions from the from the empty Schlitz Malt Liquor bottle in front of him.
    Do you really think a quality OS can come from this man?

    I can't wait to read what the interview with Linus. Be sure to watch for these special letters to be used together liberally in the interview...

    • C
    • D
    • L
    • P
    • S
  9. Re:uh huh! on KernelTrap Interview With Alan Cox · · Score: -1

    Mad propz to Trollercoaster and his behind for a magnificent first post. Congratz.

  10. From the article on ICANN, National Registrars Still Feuding · · Score: -1
    From the article:
    "I know that if I keep drinking this way, my liver is going to fail. However, I don't like the world when I'm sober. It's boring and bland. When I'm drunk, everything is moving. The ceiling twirls above me, my dinner of pretzels and peanuts swirls in the toilet below me. Everything is just more interesting when I'm blotto. Pass me the whiskey, you're driving tonight." said Alan Cox as he answered interview questions from the from the empty Schlitz Malt Liquor bottle in front of him.
    Do you really think a quality OS can come from this man?

    I can't wait to read what the BBC has to say about Linus!

  11. Virginia, the place to be on ICANN, National Registrars Still Feuding · · Score: -1
    Come to Virginia, heartland of the United States. Thousands of businesses have decided to set up their headquarters in our magnificent state. Join such great names as:
    • AOL
    • Micron
    • Microsoft
    • The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    • Judge Dredd
    • Bob Hope
    • The Ambiguously Gay Duo
    • Mr. Bill
    • The BBC
    • Mr. and Mrs. Albert Spim
    • Nabisco
    • The NRA
    • Ford Motors
    • The Catholic Church
    • The Intifada
    • Elvis' estate
    • Bozo the Clown
    • Hot Grits Down My Pants Ltd.
    • The Supreme Court of Iowa
    • A burned out Studebaker
    • Batman but not Robin! *
    • Taco-Snoters Anonymous
    • I DO IT WRONG ANONYMOUS
    • Stephen King Dead Anonymous
    • BSD Is DYING!!! Anonymous
    • Mikhael Gorbachov
    • The Boston Celtics
    • Ebola Reston
    • 3 Organ Grinder Monkeys
    • The California Highway Patrol
    • The Zambian Parliment
    • The German Army
    • A drunk man singing along to Ricky Martin
    • Chin's Chinese Bakery
    • The Drudge Report
    • Roper and Ebert
    • Hedy Lamarr
    • Fujitsu
    • Ron Popeil Enterprizes
    • Harvey the Wonder Hamster
    • Enron
    • VA Software
    • Your left nut
    • The Wang-Chung Association of America
    • CATS
    • Dennis Miller
    • Goatsex Enterprizes Ltd
    • Foundry Networks
    • The Corporation for Public Broadcasting
    • Chicago, Illinois
    • Mikoyan-Gurrevich
    • The Internal Revenue Service
    • Kris Kristofferson
    • The British Royal Fusiliers
    • Little Debbie
    • Debbie Reynolds
    • Debbie Does Dalas
    • Rob Malda
    • Comcast
    • Verizon
    • Napolean
    • Your mom
    • Ebay
    • The Franco-Prussian War of 1870
    • Gravitational and Magnetic Force
    • The Marianas Trench
    • Pink Floyd
    • Erik the Viking
    • Random House Publishing
    • (The Movie)
    • (The Constant)
    • A tub of chicken gravy
    • The Kursk
    • Bill Cosby
    • 37 seconds of time that elapsed on January 3, 1987 between 12:34:19 and 12:34:46
    • Geico Insurance
    • Hewlett-Packard
    • Packard-Bell
    • Bell-Boeing
    • Swiss cheese
    • Be-lo Foods
    • Wal-Mart
    • Waterford Crystal
    • Hitachi
    • The MPAA
    • Al Bundy
    • YE'ATAKILT ALICH'A - Ethiopian Vegetable Stew
    • Miller Brewing Company
    • The Wayans Brothers
    • The Bering Strait
    • The Brothers Grimm
    • Bridgstone
    • Penske Racing
    • Chinese checkers
    * Robin was expelled from the state in 1998 due to anti-trust violations
  12. ME TOO! on Teach Yourself UML in 24 Hours · · Score: -1

    Add me to your list.

  13. on Rik van Riel on Kernels, VMs, and Linux · · Score: -1
  14. Re:Important on Rik van Riel on Kernels, VMs, and Linux · · Score: -1

    I have removed the contents of my stomach. Please give me your address so I may confirm my compliance with your directive.

    Thank you.

  15. Re:I Smell a Fork on Rik van Riel on Kernels, VMs, and Linux · · Score: -1, Troll

    He'd call it Coccyx.

    Get it, funny! Hahaha!

  16. Re:Happy Goatse! on Broadband Obstacles · · Score: -1

    What are you, some hippy communist fuck? Lynx only runs in a BSD/*nix environment!

    Don't tell me you're a switch hitter!

  17. Re:Hey Cliff! on Improving Computer Form Factors? · · Score: -1

    ***HEY CRAPFLOODERS AND TROLLS***

    Check out my journal [slashdot.org] and let us know where you're coming out of.

    The DC Metro area seems to be overly represented, so come out and show your support for your town. The city with the most crapflooders/trolls will receive the "2002 Troll Home Town" award.

    Free drinks provided by Budweiser. Free food provided by Hooters. Free rides provided by your mom.

  18. Re:Hey dickheads! on Three-year Anniversary of Kernel Traffic · · Score: -1

    ***HEY CRAPFLOODERS AND TROLLS***

    Check out my journal and let us know where you're coming out of.

    The DC Metro area seems to be overly represented, so come out and show your support for your town. The city with the most crapflooders/trolls will receive the "2002 Troll Home Town" award.

    Free drinks provided by Budweiser. Free food provided by Hooters. Free rides provided by your mom.

  19. Re:Surrounded by idiots.... on Philips Targets Wireless TV Retransmission At Home · · Score: 0, Insightful
    Hmm, maybe it's the fact that if your friend sneaker-nets the tape, your neighbor can't have that tape at the same time. Sure, they can sit together and watch it in the same room, but Person A and Person B can't watch the same tape at the same time in their respective apartments. Under this scheme, they can.

    I believe your strawman is on fire. You may want to put him out.

  20. Re:FREE ADAM!!! on True Names · · Score: -1
    I hacked the story together from CNN's piece. Not much research, just thought it should be posted.

    I think us crapflooders should rally under some random cause, like the above or something to get a warning label placed on Goldfish Crackers stating they shouldn't be used rectally.

  21. Re:You see, the new iMac is so bad on Interview With iMac designer, Jonathan Ive · · Score: -1

    All DC Area folks check My journal

  22. Re:You see, the new iMac is so bad on Interview With iMac designer, Jonathan Ive · · Score: -1
    ALl (sic) VA has is... well, NOT HARDWARE. they've been firing people and downsizing like it's a fashionable thing to do.

    Actually, that's California and Michigan that you're thinking of. Sure, VA has had a few downsizings recently, but we still have the strongest technology job market in the United States.

    For those of you that don't know, Virginia is the headquarters for:

    • AOL
    • Micron
    • Microsoft
    • The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    • Judge Dredd
    • Bob Hope
    • The Ambiguously Gay Duo
    • Mr. Bill
    • The BBC
    • Mr. and Mrs. Albert Spim
    • Nabisco
    • The NRA
    • Ford Motors
    • The Catholic Church
    • The Intifada
    • Elvis' estate
    • Bozo the Clown
    • Hot Grits Down My Pants Ltd.
    • The Supreme Court of Iowa
    • A burned out Studebaker
    • Batman but not Robin!
    • Taco-Snoters Anonymous
    • I DO IT WRONG ANONYMOUS
    • Stephen King Dead Anonymous
    • BSD Is DYING!!! Anonymous
    • Mikhael Gorbachov
    • The Boston Celtics
    • Ebola Reston
    • 3 Organ Grinder Monkeys
    • The California Highway Patrol
    • The Zambian Parliment
    • The German Army
    • A drunk man singing along to Ricky Martin
    • Chin's Chinese Bakery
    • The Drudge Report
    • Roper and Ebert
    • Hedy Lamarr
    • Fujitsu
    • Ron Popeil Enterprizes
    • Harvey the Wonder Hamster
    All these have chosen Virginia as their headquarters. Some have done better than others, but each one is a tale of success in its respective industry. VA is the place to be!
  23. FREE ADAM!!! on True Names · · Score: -1

    I just read some horrible news on CNN.com. Eighties pop star Adam Ant faces assault and weapons charges after a scuffle in a London pub. He has been charged with possession of a firearm or imitation firearm with intent to cause fear of violence, and with criminal damage and assault. Even if you don't enjoy his work, there's no denying that his hits "Stand and Deliver" and "Prince Charming," have influenced and will continue to influence Rock and Roll for many years to come.

  24. Re:You see, the new iMac is so bad on Interview With iMac designer, Jonathan Ive · · Score: -1
    I'm in Alexandria. Not the Fairfax County part of Alexandria outside the Beltway, but the actual real part of Alexandria. Herndon's a little way's out, but not as far out as someplace like Illinois or Pakistan.

    I'd say a large portion of /. readers are from NoVA, considering it is the home of the "Information Superhighway" (Al Gore, take a run with that) and has a large number of government contractors.

  25. Re:Yeah .. on Consumer Electronics Show 2002 Report · · Score: -1

    You're just full of hate, aren't you?

    If you want, I have a topical ointment that may help that.