Facial composition: More zits than a high-school glee club, or more freckles than an Annie impersonator's convention. Either way, enough oil to give a Saudi Arabian penis envy.
Body shape: Height spans the ranges, but body shape is always somewhere between Bartlett Pear and Buick.
Gaunt stick-shaped people do not qualify as battleaxes
Voice: Either deeper than Barry White or more nasal than Fran Dresher.
Mental state: Can effectively span the ranges. However, most have egos the size of Asia. A common thought among them is "He (insert some polite action such as holding the door, saying "Bless you" after she sneezed, etc) for me, that means he has a crush on me." Invariably they think wearing spandex is acceptable.
Boyfriend: ALWAYS over 6 feet tall, 75 lbs, and works at Wendy's, Kroger's, or Blockbuster's.
Unfortunately I know the perils of dealing with them first hand. I believe all CMSC people do. I've met some who I wouldn't want to get caught between them and the ice cream dispenser. I've seen some that couldn't fit in college showers and had to have a room with a tub.
I believe Hemos beat you to it... The fact that I'm writing this reply to a post you made proves it.
After all, if it's posted on Slashdot, it must be anti-Microsoft. It's actually written into the Slash code... "Lameness filter encountered. Too pro-M$"
Dude, I ain't in Herndon. I'm in Alexandria. When I'm in the mood for Indian, I go to Raaga's on Rt. 7 just west of the interchange with Columbia Pike.
Herndon's a ways out, otherwise I'd offer to join you. I'm in the mood for Indian today, but I don't think any of my coworkers are.
The only minor nitpick I have is the fact that no hillbilly would ever "make love" to anything, whether it be a goat, his wife, or his daughter. At best, he would have sex with it. More likely, he'd just pound it.
Another reason "pounding" is beneficial is because outsiders tend to think that "I pounded my daughter last night." it means "I beat my daughter last night." Little do they know daddy's busy making both children and grandchildren.
is to not own a computer. Your non-existant computer will never be hacked.
Any computer anywhere can be hacked by anyone. The only difference between Grandma's computer holding her apple pie recipie and NORAD's computers storing the nuclear launch codes are accessibility.
Think about that the next time you champion the cause of punishing the programmers that make a piece of software...
Uhmm, I don't know what pointer you're referring to, but I'm referring to a pointer in C that points to a memory location that doesn't exist. All the guys around here have their heads up their asses and couldn't help me find out why this strange value was being referenced by my pointer. The only one that could help was a female programmer.
How can a human be equipped with a pointer that references a non-existant memory location?
While men may be able to help keep your pointer where it needs to be, I've found that women are actually better qualified and more able to keep my pointer in tip-top condition.
Sounds like you're suffering from a dangling pointer. That sucks, dude.
I had that problem once. Every time I played with it I dumped my core all over the place. It definitely wasn't pretty. Thankfully I had a good woman who helped me through my problem. Now my pointer stays right where it needs to be.
Have faith my friend. Given patience and concentration, your pointer will again point true.
Dedicate it to Kathy-Lee Gifford. Heaven knows the world wouldn't rotate if it weren't for her and Rosie O'Donnell talking about Cody and insulting Tom Selek and campaigning against guns.
You're right. Back in the old days, it'd have been nothing but *thwack* in the subject line and "don't feed the trolls" in the comment... But between crapflooders and real morons going "that's not a troll you jerk!" the old reflexes have been worn down.
*sigh*
At least you're a good sport about it. Mad propz for that. You're alright in my book.
Thank you sir. Your kind words are always appreciated. You are truly an inspiration to the crapflooding/trolling community.
You were added to my friend list a while ago as well. Please accept my gratitude instead.
Feel free to check out my First Post journal entry. I didn't have it on the clipboard, so I wasn't able to get to it quickly enough to use it. When you're going for First Post, time is not your friend. Anyhow, the one in my journal is free for use by anyone so long as it isn't posted as AC.
If that doesn't float your boat, I'll sell you the above for one "Rob Malda" and one "Deleted Post Troll" Slashdot Card-Game Card. With those two, my deck will be unbeatable!
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- Hair color: Unwashed blonde or congealed blood "Not quite red/not quite brown"
- Facial composition: More zits than a high-school glee club, or more freckles than an Annie impersonator's convention. Either way, enough oil to give a Saudi Arabian penis envy.
- Body shape: Height spans the ranges, but body shape is always somewhere between Bartlett Pear and Buick.
- Gaunt stick-shaped people do not qualify as battleaxes
- Voice: Either deeper than Barry White or more nasal than Fran Dresher.
- Mental state: Can effectively span the ranges. However, most have egos the size of Asia. A common thought among them is "He (insert some polite action such as holding the door, saying "Bless you" after she sneezed, etc) for me, that means he has a crush on me." Invariably they think wearing spandex is acceptable.
- Boyfriend: ALWAYS over 6 feet tall, 75 lbs, and works at Wendy's, Kroger's, or Blockbuster's.
Unfortunately I know the perils of dealing with them first hand. I believe all CMSC people do. I've met some who I wouldn't want to get caught between them and the ice cream dispenser. I've seen some that couldn't fit in college showers and had to have a room with a tub.Take my advice, stay away from all Berthas.
Hi.
I send you this file to get you advice
Bye.
I believe Hemos beat you to it... The fact that I'm writing this reply to a post you made proves it.
After all, if it's posted on Slashdot, it must be anti-Microsoft. It's actually written into the Slash code... "Lameness filter encountered. Too pro-M$"
CNN's take on the whole issue.
Are you talking Indians as in the people that work at the 7-11 down the road or the people that run all the online casinos?
When I figure out what lunhcmony is, I'll be sure to send it right out.
I think this link contains some information you could use.
Oh well. I suppose all's well that ends well. I just wanted it to be said that I didn't call that until the very end.
Oh, and the obligatory...
YHBT
YHL
HAND
Thai does sound good, but we ended up ordering pizzas instead.
Herndon's a ways out, otherwise I'd offer to join you. I'm in the mood for Indian today, but I don't think any of my coworkers are.
The only minor nitpick I have is the fact that no hillbilly would ever "make love" to anything, whether it be a goat, his wife, or his daughter. At best, he would have sex with it. More likely, he'd just pound it.
Another reason "pounding" is beneficial is because outsiders tend to think that "I pounded my daughter last night." it means "I beat my daughter last night." Little do they know daddy's busy making both children and grandchildren.
Any computer anywhere can be hacked by anyone. The only difference between Grandma's computer holding her apple pie recipie and NORAD's computers storing the nuclear launch codes are accessibility.
Think about that the next time you champion the cause of punishing the programmers that make a piece of software...
How can a human be equipped with a pointer that references a non-existant memory location?
He seems to have run home for now. Next time he comes out I'll join you guys.
I had that problem once. Every time I played with it I dumped my core all over the place. It definitely wasn't pretty. Thankfully I had a good woman who helped me through my problem. Now my pointer stays right where it needs to be.
Have faith my friend. Given patience and concentration, your pointer will again point true.
Dedicate it to Kathy-Lee Gifford. Heaven knows the world wouldn't rotate if it weren't for her and Rosie O'Donnell talking about Cody and insulting Tom Selek and campaigning against guns.
Hey CM, have you made a new friend? Can I play with him too?
YHBT
YHL
HAND
YHBT
YHL
HAND
*sigh*
At least you're a good sport about it. Mad propz for that. You're alright in my book.
Captain Obvious, I think that's the clue phone ringing. You might want to run and get it.
The funniest part is that even though you knew it was a troll, you bit all the same.
Even a crapflooder can throw out a line every once and a while and get a bite! I love Slashdot! w00t!
Thank you sir. Your kind words are always appreciated. You are truly an inspiration to the crapflooding/trolling community. You were added to my friend list a while ago as well. Please accept my gratitude instead.
Feel free to check out my First Post journal entry. I didn't have it on the clipboard, so I wasn't able to get to it quickly enough to use it. When you're going for First Post, time is not your friend. Anyhow, the one in my journal is free for use by anyone so long as it isn't posted as AC.
If that doesn't float your boat, I'll sell you the above for one "Rob Malda" and one "Deleted Post Troll" Slashdot Card-Game Card. With those two, my deck will be unbeatable!