The Trolls and I have decided to take a temporary hiatus from the suicide trolling in order to prevent a rift in Trolldom.
Have a troll-free Christmas. See you tomorrrow with trolls on.
The Quake III Arena 1.31 patch has been released. The release notes include the following:
Linux only: fixed sound crash, going around memset bug in glibc i586/i686
Wondering how a bug could exist in such a fundamental basic function such as memset, we contacted
Heinous Turdballs of Linux fame, and he was kind enough to give a few minutes of his time.
Q: Thanks for your time in answering some questions for us
A: No problem. As you know, I am umemployed and have no life, which is of course how I got
involved in Linux in the first place.
Q: OK. Can you tell us about the memset bug?
A: Sure. We dont really know who is responsible for the bug. We don't know who is making changes,
why they make them, or when.
Q: Hmm.. sounds chaotic!
A: It sure is. But Linux is free. We dont need to worry about things like "stability" or "usability".
These are just terms that evil corporations made up to sound fancy and make you THINK they are
important. "User friendly" is just another word for "Not Free".
Q: Come to think of it, Linux sure does crash alot.
A: Yeah, but that will be fixed in the service pack - er, I mean kernel release. We also have support
for some new device drivers that came out 2 years ago. You just have to recompile your kernel
with the correct command line switches, after configuring your make file and making the correct
edits to/etc/fstab. By the way, if you screw that up, you are really fucked.
Q: Sounds good. So, how do you organize who is working on Linux?
A: Mostly we don't. We pretty much let anyone have at it with the code base. We figure at some point,
someone who actually knows something about operating systems will do some work on it. It has to
happen eventually, its like a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters. Literally.
Q: That's great. What normally happens?
A: Normally someone comes in and fucks everything up completely, but we don't know who they are
because we never actually talk to anyone who is making changes to the code. We assume that if you
are capable of signing up for a Hotmail account, you must be pretty good at computers and you
should be a tech lead in a major open sores project.
Q: Open sores?
A: Yes, I am sure you have heard of it. Its free, therefore its good.
Q: OK, Back to the topic. Whats a typical day in the life of a Linux developer?
A: Usually his mom wakes him up in time to catch the school bus, like 8:00. We encourage this because we
want the developers to be well edumacted.
By the time he gets home at 2:00 (the Linux enthusiast does
not participate in socalled "extra cirricular" activities, or worry about being "well rounded" and
does not have a "social identity" or "play well with others") he has been beaten up a few times for
wearing a "GNU 4EVER" tshirt.
Then, to take out his frustration, he hammers away at the keyboard
for a few hours. If the resultant code compiles, he will go ahead and check it in. Then mommy tucks him
in for the night.
Q: Interesting. So who will be in charge of resolving the memset bug?
A: We have a nice prospect in mind. He has a strong background in manual labor and performing menial
tasks. I'm not sure what his name is but he has a hotmail account, dAsUpAhZillAZ99@hotmail.com.
Q: Sounds great. I'm looking forward to it!
A: Just keep reading slashdot, where are the pimply nerds congregate. You may get assaulted by some
homosexual linux zealots, but you will learn to like it.
Q: Thanks for your time!
A: Tell commander tuna taco I said I will pay in full after I get a real job. Then I will
be back for another taco-snotting.
The Quake III Arena 1.31 patch has been released. The release notes include the following:
Linux only: fixed sound crash, going around memset bug in glibc i586/i686
Wondering how a bug could exist in such a fundamental basic function such as memset, we contacted
Heinous Turdballs of Linux fame, and he was kind enough to give a few minutes of his time.
Q: Thanks for your time in answering some questions for us
A: No problem. As you know, I am umemployed and have no life, which is of course how I got
involved in Linux in the first place.
Q: OK. Can you tell us about the memset bug?
A: Sure. We dont really know who is responsible for the bug. We don't know who is making changes,
why they make them, or when.
Q: Hmm.. sounds chaotic!
A: It sure is. But Linux is free. We dont need to worry about things like "stability" or "usability".
These are just terms that evil corporations made up to sound fancy and make you THINK they are
important. "User friendly" is just another word for "Not Free".
Q: Come to think of it, Linux sure does crash alot.
A: Yeah, but that will be fixed in the service pack - er, I mean kernel release. We also have support
for some new device drivers that came out 2 years ago. You just have to recompile your kernel
with the correct command line switches, after configuring your make file and making the correct
edits to/etc/fstab. By the way, if you screw that up, you are really fucked.
Q: Sounds good. So, how do you organize who is working on Linux?
A: Mostly we don't. We pretty much let anyone have at it with the code base. We figure at some point,
someone who actually knows something about operating systems will do some work on it. It has to
happen eventually, its like a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters. Literally.
Q: That's great. What normally happens?
A: Normally someone comes in and fucks everything up completely, but we don't know who they are
because we never actually talk to anyone who is making changes to the code. We assume that if you
are capable of signing up for a Hotmail account, you must be pretty good at computers and you
should be a tech lead in a major open sores project.
Q: Open sores?
A: Yes, I am sure you have heard of it. Its free, therefore its good.
Q: OK, Back to the topic. Whats a typical day in the life of a Linux developer?
A: Usually his mom wakes him up in time to catch the school bus, like 8:00. We encourage this because we
want the developers to be well edumacted.
By the time he gets home at 2:00 (the Linux enthusiast does
not participate in socalled "extra cirricular" activities, or worry about being "well rounded" and
does not have a "social identity" or "play well with others") he has been beaten up a few times for
wearing a "GNU 4EVER" tshirt.
Then, to take out his frustration, he hammers away at the keyboard
for a few hours. If the resultant code compiles, he will go ahead and check it in. Then mommy tucks him
in for the night.
Q: Interesting. So who will be in charge of resolving the memset bug?
A: We have a nice prospect in mind. He has a strong background in manual labor and performing menial
tasks. I'm not sure what his name is but he has a hotmail account, dAsUpAhZillAZ99@hotmail.com.
Q: Sounds great. I'm looking forward to it!
A: Just keep reading slashdot, where are the pimply nerds congregate. You may get assaulted by some
homosexual linux zealots, but you will learn to like it.
Q: Thanks for your time!
A: Tell commander tuna taco I said I will pay in full after I get a real job. Then I will
be back for another taco-snotting.
Quake III Arena reveals severe Linux security bug
on
Linux PDA Part Deux
·
· Score: -1
The Quake III Arena 1.31 patch has been released. The release notes include the following:
Linux only: fixed sound crash, going around memset bug in glibc i586/i686
Wondering how a bug could exist in such a fundamental basic function such as memset, we submitted this question to Linux Turdvals. "We dont know who made the bug", he said. "We dont know who makes changes, why they do it, or when." He then elaborated, "most programmers who are worth a shit end up getting real jobs. Most can't work with the seriously shitty so=called 'coders' we have working on Linux, most of whom are underage and don't really understand much about programming or operating systems to begin with".
We did, however, track down the author of the memset bug by tracing his comments in the code. The comment indicated that "MajAhKilLA was here!! I luv NSync!!". The author of the memset bug, age 15, would not comment on the error except to say that he was late for the Backstreet boys concert.
"Open sores software... Hey, we almost fixed all the bugs in memset!!"
The Quake III Arena 1.31 patch has been released. The release notes include the following:
Linux only:
fixed sound crash, going around memset bug in glibc i586/i686
memset bug? MEMSET BUG!?! There is a fucking BUG in memset? No fucking wonder Linux crashes all the time!!! What kind of halfass piece of shit OS is this anyway? I guess you really do get what you pay for. Its such a complicated function.. I can see why all you pathetic open sores programmers can't get real jobs!!
"Open sores software... Hey, we almost fixed all the bugs in memset!!"
Quake III Arena reveals another linux security bug
on
Kernel 2.4.17 Out
·
· Score: -1
The Quake III Arena 1.31 patch has been released.
The release notes include the following:
Linux only:
fixed sound crash, going around memset bug in glibc i586/i686
memset bug? MEMSET BUG!?! There is a fucking BUG in memset? No fucking wonder Linux crashes all the time!!! What kind of halfass piece of shit OS is this anyway? I guess you really do get what you pay for. Its such a complicated function.. I can see why all you pathetic open sores programmers can't get real jobs!!
"Open sores software... Hey, we almost fixed all the bugs in memset!!"
The Quake III Arena 1.31 patch has been released.
The release notes include the following:
Linux only:
fixed sound crash, going around memset bug in glibc i586/i686
memset bug? MEMSET BUG!?! There is a fucking BUG in memset? No fucking wonder Linux crashes
all the time!!! What kind of halfass piece of shit OS is this anyway? I guess you really do get what you
pay for. Its such a complicated function.. I can see why all you pathetic open sores programmers
can't get real jobs!!
"Open sores software... Hey, we almost fixed all the bugs in memset!!"
Slashdot Mirror
Another Linux Vaporware Project!! Destined for the "whatever happened to that" category!!
Thanks for bringing back this troll, its really a good one, and it some idiot always falls for it.
Rock on brutha!!
The Trolls and I have decided to take a temporary hiatus from the suicide trolling in order to prevent a rift in Trolldom. Have a troll-free Christmas. See you tomorrrow with trolls on.
Linux only:
fixed sound crash, going around memset bug in glibc i586/i686
Wondering how a bug could exist in such a fundamental basic function such as memset, we contacted Heinous Turdballs of Linux fame, and he was kind enough to give a few minutes of his time.
Q: Thanks for your time in answering some questions for us
A: No problem. As you know, I am umemployed and have no life, which is of course how I got involved in Linux in the first place.
Q: OK. Can you tell us about the memset bug?
A: Sure. We dont really know who is responsible for the bug. We don't know who is making changes, why they make them, or when.
Q: Hmm.. sounds chaotic!
A: It sure is. But Linux is free. We dont need to worry about things like "stability" or "usability". These are just terms that evil corporations made up to sound fancy and make you THINK they are important. "User friendly" is just another word for "Not Free".
Q: Come to think of it, Linux sure does crash alot.
A: Yeah, but that will be fixed in the service pack - er, I mean kernel release. We also have support for some new device drivers that came out 2 years ago. You just have to recompile your kernel with the correct command line switches, after configuring your make file and making the correct edits to /etc/fstab. By the way, if you screw that up, you are really fucked.
Q: Sounds good. So, how do you organize who is working on Linux?
A: Mostly we don't. We pretty much let anyone have at it with the code base. We figure at some point, someone who actually knows something about operating systems will do some work on it. It has to happen eventually, its like a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters. Literally.
Q: That's great. What normally happens?
A: Normally someone comes in and fucks everything up completely, but we don't know who they are because we never actually talk to anyone who is making changes to the code. We assume that if you are capable of signing up for a Hotmail account, you must be pretty good at computers and you should be a tech lead in a major open sores project.
Q: Open sores?
A: Yes, I am sure you have heard of it. Its free, therefore its good.
Q: OK, Back to the topic. Whats a typical day in the life of a Linux developer?
A: Usually his mom wakes him up in time to catch the school bus, like 8:00. We encourage this because we want the developers to be well edumacted.
By the time he gets home at 2:00 (the Linux enthusiast does not participate in socalled "extra cirricular" activities, or worry about being "well rounded" and does not have a "social identity" or "play well with others") he has been beaten up a few times for wearing a "GNU 4EVER" tshirt.
Then, to take out his frustration, he hammers away at the keyboard for a few hours. If the resultant code compiles, he will go ahead and check it in. Then mommy tucks him in for the night.
Q: Interesting. So who will be in charge of resolving the memset bug?
A: We have a nice prospect in mind. He has a strong background in manual labor and performing menial tasks. I'm not sure what his name is but he has a hotmail account, dAsUpAhZillAZ99@hotmail.com.
Q: Sounds great. I'm looking forward to it!
A: Just keep reading slashdot, where are the pimply nerds congregate. You may get assaulted by some homosexual linux zealots, but you will learn to like it.
Q: Thanks for your time!
A: Tell commander tuna taco I said I will pay in full after I get a real job. Then I will be back for another taco-snotting.
Linux only:
fixed sound crash, going around memset bug in glibc i586/i686
Wondering how a bug could exist in such a fundamental basic function such as memset, we contacted Heinous Turdballs of Linux fame, and he was kind enough to give a few minutes of his time.
Q: Thanks for your time in answering some questions for us
A: No problem. As you know, I am umemployed and have no life, which is of course how I got involved in Linux in the first place.
Q: OK. Can you tell us about the memset bug?
A: Sure. We dont really know who is responsible for the bug. We don't know who is making changes, why they make them, or when.
Q: Hmm.. sounds chaotic!
A: It sure is. But Linux is free. We dont need to worry about things like "stability" or "usability". These are just terms that evil corporations made up to sound fancy and make you THINK they are important. "User friendly" is just another word for "Not Free".
Q: Come to think of it, Linux sure does crash alot.
A: Yeah, but that will be fixed in the service pack - er, I mean kernel release. We also have support for some new device drivers that came out 2 years ago. You just have to recompile your kernel with the correct command line switches, after configuring your make file and making the correct edits to /etc/fstab. By the way, if you screw that up, you are really fucked.
Q: Sounds good. So, how do you organize who is working on Linux?
A: Mostly we don't. We pretty much let anyone have at it with the code base. We figure at some point, someone who actually knows something about operating systems will do some work on it. It has to happen eventually, its like a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters. Literally.
Q: That's great. What normally happens?
A: Normally someone comes in and fucks everything up completely, but we don't know who they are because we never actually talk to anyone who is making changes to the code. We assume that if you are capable of signing up for a Hotmail account, you must be pretty good at computers and you should be a tech lead in a major open sores project.
Q: Open sores?
A: Yes, I am sure you have heard of it. Its free, therefore its good.
Q: OK, Back to the topic. Whats a typical day in the life of a Linux developer?
A: Usually his mom wakes him up in time to catch the school bus, like 8:00. We encourage this because we want the developers to be well edumacted.
By the time he gets home at 2:00 (the Linux enthusiast does not participate in socalled "extra cirricular" activities, or worry about being "well rounded" and does not have a "social identity" or "play well with others") he has been beaten up a few times for wearing a "GNU 4EVER" tshirt.
Then, to take out his frustration, he hammers away at the keyboard for a few hours. If the resultant code compiles, he will go ahead and check it in. Then mommy tucks him in for the night.
Q: Interesting. So who will be in charge of resolving the memset bug?
A: We have a nice prospect in mind. He has a strong background in manual labor and performing menial tasks. I'm not sure what his name is but he has a hotmail account, dAsUpAhZillAZ99@hotmail.com.
Q: Sounds great. I'm looking forward to it!
A: Just keep reading slashdot, where are the pimply nerds congregate. You may get assaulted by some homosexual linux zealots, but you will learn to like it.
Q: Thanks for your time!
A: Tell commander tuna taco I said I will pay in full after I get a real job. Then I will be back for another taco-snotting.
Linux only:
fixed sound crash, going around memset bug in glibc i586/i686
Wondering how a bug could exist in such a fundamental basic function such as memset, we submitted this question to Linux Turdvals. "We dont know who made the bug", he said. "We dont know who makes changes, why they do it, or when." He then elaborated, "most programmers who are worth a shit end up getting real jobs. Most can't work with the seriously shitty so=called 'coders' we have working on Linux, most of whom are underage and don't really understand much about programming or operating systems to begin with".
We did, however, track down the author of the memset bug by tracing his comments in the code. The comment indicated that "MajAhKilLA was here!! I luv NSync!!". The author of the memset bug, age 15, would not comment on the error except to say that he was late for the Backstreet boys concert.
"Open sores software... Hey, we almost fixed all the bugs in memset!!"
Linux only: fixed sound crash, going around memset bug in glibc i586/i686
memset bug? MEMSET BUG!?! There is a fucking BUG in memset? No fucking wonder Linux crashes all the time!!! What kind of halfass piece of shit OS is this anyway? I guess you really do get what you pay for. Its such a complicated function.. I can see why all you pathetic open sores programmers can't get real jobs!!
"Open sores software... Hey, we almost fixed all the bugs in memset!!"
Linux only:
fixed sound crash, going around memset bug in glibc i586/i686
memset bug? MEMSET BUG!?! There is a fucking BUG in memset? No fucking wonder Linux crashes all the time!!! What kind of halfass piece of shit OS is this anyway? I guess you really do get what you pay for. Its such a complicated function.. I can see why all you pathetic open sores programmers can't get real jobs!!
"Open sores software... Hey, we almost fixed all the bugs in memset!!"
The release notes include the following:
Linux only:
fixed sound crash, going around memset bug in glibc i586/i686
memset bug? MEMSET BUG!?! There is a fucking BUG in memset? No fucking wonder Linux crashes all the time!!! What kind of halfass piece of shit OS is this anyway? I guess you really do get what you pay for. Its such a complicated function.. I can see why all you pathetic open sores programmers can't get real jobs!!
"Open sores software... Hey, we almost fixed all the bugs in memset!!"
I WOULD LIKE TO BUCK YOUR HARD FORD
heheh i said buck uh huh huh huh
I said it hard
Slashdot really sucks lately, even the gaping hole stories arent producing any good trolls.
Lets admit it.
Slashdot really sucks lately. Its the lack of content. Its the retarded backwards "editors" (the term "editor" is used loosely here).
It's time to revive the OLD slashdot, and post some real good taco-snotting stories, for those who have them.
Dir sir, here is ten cents, dial someone who cares. Let me get back to the taco-snotting encyclopedia, shall we? Good day.
Open Sores programmers stink...
HAHA you linux idiots are so retarded and pathetic it makes me laugh HAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHA you linux idiots are so retarded and pathetic it makes me laugh HAHAHAAHAHAHA
The only way I wont be surprised is if we dont see a repost of this tomorrow