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  1. Jesus H. Sodomite on The Future of Music Conference · · Score: -1

    In eighteen fourteen we took a little trip, with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip'. We took a little bacon. ... . . sing it! You know the words! Come on!

  2. Just remember on Philips Says Compact Discs Can't be Copyprotected · · Score: -1

    Taco == TotalCompleteMoron

  3. ugh, timothy on Are There Limits to Software Estimation? · · Score: -1

    I really do think that you're partially retarded.

  4. Does it really need to be said? on Belgium: A Computer in Every Home · · Score: -1

    Linux is not viable for just plain info getting. Sorry, try again.

  5. Only one problem.. on Simply GNUstep Delivers UNIX, Simply · · Score: -1

    MacOS X sucks balls, so nobody would want to use it unless they're flaming homosexual or "special." NeXTStep, well, NeXTStep is dead. Cut your losses, fools.

  6. good riddance on 9-Track Open Reel Tape Production Ends This Year · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Now, it would be intelleigent of people *not* to replace their mainframes with Linux machines. Time after time, Linux continues to fail at business applications, this is a fact.

  7. Brace for the e-poetry on Satire Wire's New Spam Poets Crowned · · Score: -1

    Poetry for losers, Sorrow that doesn't exist.

  8. Oh, of course on Dave Barry Does Windows · · Score: 0

    people thought that buying more and more copies of Windows would increase quality, that's a given really. Pure simple common sense.

  9. I've said it before, and I'll say it again on FIRST Robotics Competition Starts Today · · Score: 0

    FIRST robotics sucks, it's a complete joke. All hail KA-MEN. Ahhh Ooohhm. Ahhh Ooohhm. Ahhh Ooohhm.

  10. Thank you US Gub'ment on Judge Upholds FBI Keyboard Sniffing · · Score: -1, Troll

    I support all anti-terrorist measures, including the loss of one valve of my personal freedoms. Thank you Dubya and Asscroft. Peace, love, and chicken greese.

  11. So.. on Panasonic 'Q' First Look · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Well....MALDA, if you insist that hiring a design team and firmware programmers to make something PS1 compatible is "fairly inexpensive", you should fuck off and die.

  12. Well... on Open Source And The Obligation To Recycle · · Score: 0, Troll

    this is a stupid idea.

  13. Poit. on The Rise And Fall of Ion Storm · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    First Diakatana attack.

  14. Re:Coming from a store owner... on The Euro · · Score: 0

    It was probably better to keep their current gold reserves, instead of lowering net value to the Euro price, and selling off 'excess' gold reserves post-haste. Hogwash, UK did what's in their best interests.

  15. Re:CNN? on Google Recaps 2001 · · Score: 0

    Easy there, you'll have your own share of my cornhole in due time.

  16. Re:CNN? on Google Recaps 2001 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Oh, the average google user is clearly too stupid to click the google cache link right next to the entry. Man are you diluded.

  17. Hrumph. on Google Recaps 2001 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I saw LOTR on the gigantic IMAX screen at the Montreal Famous Player's theatre. Wasn't "Holy Fucking Shit" good (as exclaimed by some /. lusers), but decent. Anyhow, if you're posting here during the New Year's countdown, I pity you.

  18. Re:What is all this crap? on Apartments for Techies? · · Score: 0

    I love you.

  19. Re:Microsoft Security? on Interview With Microsoft's Chief of Security · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Props. That was a decent analysis egg troll, sir.

  20. Woah. on Interview With Microsoft's Chief of Security · · Score: -1, Troll

    All time record low number of posts for the amount of time this story has been on the front page. Looks like they're all at LOTR. Sad.

  21. A quick rundown of my thoughts on the movie on Review:Fellowship of the Ring · · Score: 0, Troll

    Firstly, I did get up at 3AM in the morning to catch a place in line for the first 11AM show. There must have been a line of nearly ten people already there! Some had sleeping bags, and the person at the front of the line even brought along an ice fishing tent. So, needless to say that getting up was definitely worth it. By the time 10:30AM rolled around and they started letting people in to buy tickets, a total of TWELVE people had gotten there about ten minutes prior to the opening. Boy was I lucky that I came so early, the line was HUMONGOUS. Anyhow, I'll cut to the chase.

    Elijah Wood played the role of Bilbo Baggins quite consistantly with the book The Two Towers by I.B. Token, and I must say that his battle with the evil man-witch Frodo in an effort to guard the sacred cock ring was extremely valient and breathtaking. The character called Sauron, the whimsical good wizard played by William Shatner begins to turn evil after his desire for large erections gained by wearing the magical golden cock ring. I must say that the finale; the great circle jerk that concludes with all characters in a magical "sword" fight, followed by the final struggle where the cock ring is lost forever. All in all, The Hobbit was an excellent cartoon, and I would reccomend it to anyone in the mood for a light comedy with a hint of light drama.