I'm seriously considering getting one of those 'X10' wireless cameras, in honor of their successful advertising campaign. After all, what better way of notifying the average interweb user about the many 'Home Security' applications than by showing a camera panning up a woman's dress?
What is the range on these devices? I am hoping to purchase one, find an excuse to visit my next door neighbor, and install it in his daughter's bedroom. The camera should then wirelessly transmit through the wall to my waiting computer whilst I masturbate.
The daughter is eight years old, so watching her get undressed is sure to sate my pederastic urges.
You're refering to MathML
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Not LaTeX, which is a different entity altogether. MathML editors and viewers exist in the Windows world as well.
PS files?? God you are a rocket scientist. Printing ps files, create a PS printer to file and print. Automatic convert to pdf out of system without buying acrobat.
So you believe that Adobe, having created the Portable Document Format for the benefit of World Culture, should be denied any opportunity to gain reward from it?
"Divx play - Used for the illegal distribution of Intellectual Property and Child Pornography" That's what you do
You do. I saw you. Your mom told me. How quickly does Linux Advocacy degenerate into playground taunting. Name ONE legal use for Divx. The file format was invented in order to make ripping DVDs easy. The very name infringes on Circuit City's trademarks.
"Internet apps - Nobody uses FSP any more, unless they're interested in Child Pornography. Everything else is handled just fine by Windows." Guess that's why I'm on slashdot pissing you off
So you admit to being a troll now?
Open Office is fine to get your job done.
So is pen and paper. MS Office works FASTER than handwriting. Open Office works SLOWER. No contest.
Yet still the only posting. Sad, really. How the average Slashdot zealot would rather censor another than make a useful contribution.
Re:Mathematical equations
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Microsoft Word has had a separate Equation Editor bundled with it for the past decade. Yet another example of the lengths Microsoft go to to give the average computer user real Value For Money.
Try putting THAT into one of your Matlab equations. You'll find the numbers point to Redmond.
Re:Conclusive Proof
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Printing PDF out of windows - Easy. You may have meant PS files, which only freaks use
Divx play - Used for the illegal distribution of Intellectual Property and Child Pornography
Internet apps - Nobody uses FSP any more, unless they're interested in Child Pornography. Everything else is handled just fine by Windows.
Office - Openoffice is fine if you don't mind screen refresh times that can only be measured using geological terms.
VPN is the buzzword of the GNU generation. It stands for:
Vagina and Penis? NO!
Conclusive Proof
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Linux is suitable for server applications, NOT the desktop. Roughly hewn hack jobs like KDE, which openly admit to stealing ideas from Microsoft, only serve to confuse the market, thus reducing the percentage of Linux desktops in the field.
The Linux cause is ultimately self-defeating, for it lacks clear goals other than attempting to destroy one of the world's biggest corporations. A cause which may seem attractive to a pseudo-rebellious white middle-class teenager, but is ultimately futile.
Real work is defined by the ability to earn money by using one's computer productively. Rather than spending weeks fiddling around with.config files in a vain attempt to appear '31337' and pretending to be a seasoned Linux 'hax0r'.
Re:Fist Sport
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Tests have shown that the winning combination of WinXP and IE6 makes achieving Fist Sport on Slashdot a trivial experience.
Mozilla still takes too long to render the default article pages to be useful. And don't even think about running it under "1 frame a second" XFree!
KDE 3 installation instructions: - Go to computer store - Buy WinXP - Insert WinXP disc into CD drive - Restart computer - Install painlessly - Get some real fucking work done
"Spyware" is too feeble a word for the nastiness these hidden programs get up to. We should start referring to them as "Cancerware". Essentially, they act like cancer, destroying the productivity and aecurity of your machine by infesting it with backdoor software.
And the harsh connotations this name conjures up shall help to remind the layperson of the seriousness of this problem.
Then Auschwitz must have been the best joke of the 20th Century.
If it really happened, that is.
I'm going to follow Mr. Rubeberg home tonight and pour gas over him. When he finally stops begging for mercy, I shall set fire to the foreskinless freak.
I shall then tape my laughter and post it as an mp3 on the P2P file sharer of your choice.
Every secretary using MSWord wastes enough resources
to feed at least one child in Africa...
So you're accusing the 'Evil Empire' of perpetuating Third World poverty now? Let's ignore the fact that these countries are run by bloodthirsty warlords with no concern whatsoever for their people.
Most of the bleeding-heart liberal 'Live Aid' charity sent as a trend into Africa during the 1980's ended up in the hands of these despots. Did the poor little starving iconic monkey-boys flashed up on worldwide telecasts get any of it? Of course not.
Concern about third-world hunger is nothing more than a trend perpetuated by guilt-ridden white middle-class liberals. Ultimately ineffectual, as it's clear that the first recourse of the negroid is to turn on it's own by the primal instinct of self-interest.
We presume to believe these loathsome creatures think and live the way we do. But they do not. They are savages. Give one of them the benefits of First World society that our superior ancestors fought long and hard over the past thousand years for, and it's first action would be to DESTROY it all. Until all that remains is desolation, and it's many shit-colored offspring starving on the ground with flies crawling over them.
But of course, it's all Microsoft's fault, isn't it? You must REALLY hate success.
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I'm seriously considering getting one of those 'X10' wireless cameras, in honor of their successful advertising campaign. After all, what better way of notifying the average interweb user about the many 'Home Security' applications than by showing a camera panning up a woman's dress?
What is the range on these devices? I am hoping to purchase one, find an excuse to visit my next door neighbor, and install it in his daughter's bedroom. The camera should then wirelessly transmit through the wall to my waiting computer whilst I masturbate.
The daughter is eight years old, so watching her get undressed is sure to sate my pederastic urges.
Not LaTeX, which is a different entity altogether. MathML editors and viewers exist in the Windows world as well.
However, our ones WORK!
PS files?? God you are a rocket scientist. Printing ps files, create a PS printer to file and print. Automatic convert to pdf out of system without buying acrobat.
So you believe that Adobe, having created the Portable Document Format for the benefit of World Culture, should be denied any opportunity to gain reward from it?
"Divx play - Used for the illegal distribution of Intellectual Property and Child Pornography" That's what you do
You do. I saw you. Your mom told me. How quickly does Linux Advocacy degenerate into playground taunting. Name ONE legal use for Divx. The file format was invented in order to make ripping DVDs easy. The very name infringes on Circuit City's trademarks.
"Internet apps - Nobody uses FSP any more, unless they're interested in Child Pornography. Everything else is handled just fine by Windows." Guess that's why I'm on slashdot pissing you off
So you admit to being a troll now?
Open Office is fine to get your job done.
So is pen and paper. MS Office works FASTER than handwriting. Open Office works SLOWER. No contest.
By pointing out that you are an Anonymous Cocksucker, and quite possibly received heavy rectal tearing from your father's dripping dick.
Log in and take it like a MAN!
The post that threatens doom.
I doubt I'll get the accolade of '1' here, seeing as I posted some crap to that other article. But I shall try nevertheless.
Yet still the only posting. Sad, really. How the average Slashdot zealot would rather censor another than make a useful contribution.
Microsoft Word has had a separate Equation Editor bundled with it for the past decade. Yet another example of the lengths Microsoft go to to give the average computer user real Value For Money.
Try putting THAT into one of your Matlab equations. You'll find the numbers point to Redmond.
Printing PDF out of windows - Easy. You may have meant PS files, which only freaks use
Divx play - Used for the illegal distribution of Intellectual Property and Child Pornography
Internet apps - Nobody uses FSP any more, unless they're interested in Child Pornography. Everything else is handled just fine by Windows.
Office - Openoffice is fine if you don't mind screen refresh times that can only be measured using geological terms.
Slashdot users steadfastly refuse to participate in 'Ethical Behaviour'
VPN is the buzzword of the GNU generation. It stands for:
Vagina and
Penis?
NO!
Linux is suitable for server applications, NOT the desktop. Roughly hewn hack jobs like KDE, which openly admit to stealing ideas from Microsoft, only serve to confuse the market, thus reducing the percentage of Linux desktops in the field.
The Linux cause is ultimately self-defeating, for it lacks clear goals other than attempting to destroy one of the world's biggest corporations. A cause which may seem attractive to a pseudo-rebellious white middle-class teenager, but is ultimately futile.
Slashdot, being part of the Zionist conspiracy, still distrusts the Germans.
Also, they are in the pocket of Sun Microsystems, who in turn sponsor Gnome. (Microsoft also sponsor Gnome as well, but that's an obvious connection.)
So, in order to promote the spick-fest that is Gnome, Slashdot must attempt to crash KDE's servers.
We are facing the War of Civlilizations.
It's perfectly correct. I am the ringbarer, and I bare my ring here. You may want to bookmark that sight.
Real work is defined by the ability to earn money by using one's computer productively. Rather than spending weeks fiddling around with .config files in a vain attempt to appear '31337' and pretending to be a seasoned Linux 'hax0r'.
Tests have shown that the winning combination of WinXP and IE6 makes achieving Fist Sport on Slashdot a trivial experience.
Mozilla still takes too long to render the default article pages to be useful. And don't even think about running it under "1 frame a second" XFree!
KDE 3 installation instructions:
- Go to computer store
- Buy WinXP
- Insert WinXP disc into CD drive
- Restart computer
- Install painlessly
- Get some real fucking work done
The Queen Mum goes up to heaven. She meets up with Princess Di.
"Hi there Gran. Welcome to Heaven!"
"Oooh, Diana. That's a lovely halo!"
"That's not a Halo, Gran. That's the fucking steering wheel!"
Who got to eat the Queen Mum's Easter Eggs?
"Spyware" is too feeble a word for the nastiness these hidden programs get up to. We should start referring to them as "Cancerware". Essentially, they act like cancer, destroying the productivity and aecurity of your machine by infesting it with backdoor software.
And the harsh connotations this name conjures up shall help to remind the layperson of the seriousness of this problem.
Fuck Earth. Even better, fuck Uranus!
Then Auschwitz must have been the best joke of the 20th Century.
If it really happened, that is.
I'm going to follow Mr. Rubeberg home tonight and pour gas over him. When he finally stops begging for mercy, I shall set fire to the foreskinless freak.
I shall then tape my laughter and post it as an mp3 on the P2P file sharer of your choice.
Plug into this!
Four hours worth of rendered still images, the only entertainment being wondering where the hand's going to point next.
Companies are obliged to defend their Intellectual Property by whatever means available. Anyone who despises lawyers for doing their job is naive.
Every secretary using MSWord wastes enough resources to feed at least one child in Africa...
So you're accusing the 'Evil Empire' of perpetuating Third World poverty now? Let's ignore the fact that these countries are run by bloodthirsty warlords with no concern whatsoever for their people.
Most of the bleeding-heart liberal 'Live Aid' charity sent as a trend into Africa during the 1980's ended up in the hands of these despots. Did the poor little starving iconic monkey-boys flashed up on worldwide telecasts get any of it? Of course not.
Concern about third-world hunger is nothing more than a trend perpetuated by guilt-ridden white middle-class liberals. Ultimately ineffectual, as it's clear that the first recourse of the negroid is to turn on it's own by the primal instinct of self-interest.
We presume to believe these loathsome creatures think and live the way we do. But they do not. They are savages. Give one of them the benefits of First World society that our superior ancestors fought long and hard over the past thousand years for, and it's first action would be to DESTROY it all. Until all that remains is desolation, and it's many shit-colored offspring starving on the ground with flies crawling over them.
But of course, it's all Microsoft's fault, isn't it? You must REALLY hate success.