Judging by the way the Slashdot Janitors bounced around with joy and glee and anti-American rhetoric last September, you'd think they'd have pulled a Jihad Johnny and signed up to the Taliban.
But of course not, they like their DVDs and Windows-only games too much.
Pete Steele was better when he hated women!
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Agony and ecstasy your cries of pain my pleasure know my machine internally your torment my treasure life blood combines with semen - your screaming - my laughter compressor is running smoothly tis vengeance i am after
Begging becomes your love song - your dying - i masturbate for the crime of burning me i give to thee - jackhammerrape jackhammerrape jackhammerrape jackhammerrape - jack hammer rape
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Drool dripping out my tongue hanging south saliva flowing free my eyes full of lust my balls gonna bust give yourself to me thirst I can't quench c'mere you wench there's something that I need
Carnivore I'm a meat eater Carnivore I'd like to meet ya Carnivore I know I'll reach ya
The hunger I feel makes you a meal oh girl you sure taste sweet by my hair pull me there guide me to your treat spread your legs I'll seed your eggs oh, feel me deep
Chorus
Lick me she begged she pulled down my head I love to eat pussy a taste so fine like sweet april wine I won't trade for any money did you cum I eat and run I live for sodomy
Give it a few months and the Palestinians will be nothing more than a red smudge on the map. Good riddance too! Every dead muslim is a victory for the rest of the world.
And it was surprisingly nice. Dogs are instinctively drawn to the smell of penis, I think. And rather than bite, they actually lick the shaft and tip quite well.
One problem is the general roughness of the dog's tongue, and the fact that occasionally its teeth get caught up on the helmet. But I'd definitely recommend it.
Advice time: Make sure that doggy hasn't been licking it's own ass before fellating you. I caught something nasty that caused white blisters to appear on my glans.
And don't try with a cat, either. If the sandpaper-esque tongue doesn't damage you, their claws will.
Is that fucking while shitting, or fucking a handful of shit oneself? Personally, I find fecal matter to be the best lubricant in the world, and often masturbate into a handful of my own 'love chocolate'. Normally whilst staggering down the middle of the road into oncoming traffic.
Throughout history, the Jews have ALWAYS been persecuted, villified and spat upon. From the racist caricature of Shylock in Shakespeare's "Merchant of Venice" to the grotesque demons portrayed in Nazi propaganda, the cycle of abuse never ends.
This can only lead to one conclusion. The Jews MUST be doing something to deserve all of this.
So therefore you agree with me, that the 9/11 terrorists are as bad as Hitler, and therefore by that extension of logic, Canter is as bad as Hitler.
Someone should really invoke Godwin's Law by now. No, wait, it's Usenet only, which makes EVERYTHING alright, as the Canter apologists below would state.
And Bin Laden isn't responsible for 9/11. It's the actions of random Terrorists, right.
Remember, that in the eyes of the subhuman loathsome, desperate wretches that attend Mass Marketing Seminars, Canter and Siegel are worshipped as GODS!
Mass Marketing, Pyramid Schemes, Green Card ventures, all boil down to the one thing... MEMETIC CULTS! Is it any wonder that the first big Spam was related to Green Cards? What are Canter and Siegel doing with all these foreigners, new to the country? WHERE ARE THEY???
I'll tell you where they are. They're on the end of your telephone, demanding that you change service provider when all you want to do after a hard day's work is eat your dinner and spend time with your family.
They're the low-brow ignorant video store clerks, keeping you waiting for half an hour while they try to find the original tape of "Ass Pounders 7" to slip into the case of "Monsters Inc." you've been wanting to rent for your kids.
And they're at the other end of the gun pointed at your children.
This is Canter and Siegel's hidden army. In league with Anti-Americal interests, they have been allowed into this country, underskilled and unable to learn how to assimilate themselves into our fine culture.
They grow bitter, despondent. They seek vengence on the very values this country thrives on. You honestly think Scientology is the problem? Do you?
Spam is the spearhead of an attack on our virtues. NOBODY replies to Spam. The purpose isn't for 'marketing' at all, no matter what the seminars would have the gullible and desperate believe.
The purpose of Spam is to eat away like a cancer of everything that is decent. Advertising filthy pornography and degrading acts. Clogging up company networks so that they are unable to do business. Demoralising the individuals who receive thousands of these mails a day. Making a travesty of our legal system by demanding rights of 'free speech' when their sole purpose is to drown out all other forms of legitimate communication.
THIS is the legacy of Canter and Siegel. And it is by these means that they seek their Power and Dominion over their fellow man. The vanguard of an assault on everything that is decent.
They deserve to be executed. To set an example. Cut off the head and the serpent shall wither and die.
They are responsible for a terrorist cult far, FAR worse than the Branch Davidians.
We must be vigilant, and we must be prepared to strike back.
A detailed account of this righteous culling, along with pathologist photographs, would make a perfect emailable counter response to "XxXxXxXXxX VIAGRA NOW!!! xXxXxXxXXXxX modmfadpf"
Because after all, Spammers love HTML mail too, right?
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Judging by the way the Slashdot Janitors bounced around with joy and glee and anti-American rhetoric last September, you'd think they'd have pulled a Jihad Johnny and signed up to the Taliban.
But of course not, they like their DVDs and Windows-only games too much.
Agony and ecstasy your cries of pain my pleasure
know my machine internally your torment my treasure
life blood combines with semen - your screaming - my laughter
compressor is running smoothly tis vengeance i am after
Begging becomes your love song - your dying - i masturbate
for the crime of burning me i give to thee - jackhammerrape
jackhammerrape jackhammerrape jackhammerrape - jack hammer rape
Drool dripping out my tongue hanging south saliva flowing free
my eyes full of lust my balls gonna bust give yourself to me
thirst I can't quench c'mere you wench there's something that I need
Carnivore
I'm a meat eater
Carnivore
I'd like to meet ya
Carnivore
I know I'll reach ya
The hunger I feel makes you a meal oh girl you sure taste sweet
by my hair pull me there guide me to your treat
spread your legs I'll seed your eggs oh, feel me deep
Chorus
Lick me she begged she pulled down my head I love to eat pussy
a taste so fine like sweet april wine I won't trade for any money
did you cum I eat and run I live for sodomy
Give it a few months and the Palestinians will be nothing more than a red smudge on the map. Good riddance too! Every dead muslim is a victory for the rest of the world.
MillenNium = Thousand Years
Millenium (without the extra 'n') = Thousand Assholes
Which kinda sums up P2P users quite accurately.
Yet another fucking April Fool's 'joke' Ha-de-fucking-har-har!
At least we should be grateful that Slashcunt isn't translating all the articles into racially-stereotyped accents, like they did last year.
And it was surprisingly nice. Dogs are instinctively drawn to the smell of penis, I think. And rather than bite, they actually lick the shaft and tip quite well.
One problem is the general roughness of the dog's tongue, and the fact that occasionally its teeth get caught up on the helmet. But I'd definitely recommend it.
Advice time: Make sure that doggy hasn't been licking it's own ass before fellating you. I caught something nasty that caused white blisters to appear on my glans.
And don't try with a cat, either. If the sandpaper-esque tongue doesn't damage you, their claws will.
Dogs really ARE "Man's Best Friend"
Is that fucking while shitting, or fucking a handful of shit oneself? Personally, I find fecal matter to be the best lubricant in the world, and often masturbate into a handful of my own 'love chocolate'. Normally whilst staggering down the middle of the road into oncoming traffic.
It sees me through.
We've missed you! Forever pushing the boundaries of Slashdot's infantile Perl based data-mangling.
Is like taking the leftist parasite shit and bad code out of Linux. Impossible.
You've lost, geeks. Grow up.
Fist Sport.
Lawyers. A genus unto themselves.
First AC-bashing post. Get an account and log in, you Jews!
Why was he left alone in the Shopping Mall? Because his Mother was SHOPLIFTING!
Criminals deserve to have their children killed.
Cut the little bastard's arms off before you take them home and use them as a sex toy.
Serves them right for having happy, smiling faces. If they didn't like it, they wouldn't giggle so much when you cum in them.
Fist Sport!
Yet more piracy. These Linux child molestors sicken me.
Throughout history, the Jews have ALWAYS been persecuted, villified and spat upon. From the racist caricature of Shylock in Shakespeare's "Merchant of Venice" to the grotesque demons portrayed in Nazi propaganda, the cycle of abuse never ends.
This can only lead to one conclusion. The Jews MUST be doing something to deserve all of this.
They bring it on themselves.
Why think when you can ask and whore karma.
So therefore you agree with me, that the 9/11 terrorists are as bad as Hitler, and therefore by that extension of logic, Canter is as bad as Hitler.
Someone should really invoke Godwin's Law by now. No, wait, it's Usenet only, which makes EVERYTHING alright, as the Canter apologists below would state.
We must never forgive him for choosing to appear in the excrement-laden Robocop 2.
The first Robocop film is a MASTERPIECE. Clearly the "Buckeroo Banzai vs. The World Crime League" that was sadly never made.
Q. Why is a 5 year old boy's ass like a tube of Pringles?
A. Once you pop, you can't stop!
Wouldn't this be yet ANOTHER masturbatory use for Pringles tubes?
How does this change the Teledildonics industry? I've already got a suck-o-tron 2000 hooked up to my USB port.
You Linux nerds wouldn't know anything about USB though, would you. Needing tools for masturbation though, that's your speciality!
And Bin Laden isn't responsible for 9/11. It's the actions of random Terrorists, right.
Remember, that in the eyes of the subhuman loathsome, desperate wretches that attend Mass Marketing Seminars, Canter and Siegel are worshipped as GODS!
Mass Marketing, Pyramid Schemes, Green Card ventures, all boil down to the one thing... MEMETIC CULTS! Is it any wonder that the first big Spam was related to Green Cards? What are Canter and Siegel doing with all these foreigners, new to the country? WHERE ARE THEY???
I'll tell you where they are. They're on the end of your telephone, demanding that you change service provider when all you want to do after a hard day's work is eat your dinner and spend time with your family.
They're the low-brow ignorant video store clerks, keeping you waiting for half an hour while they try to find the original tape of "Ass Pounders 7" to slip into the case of "Monsters Inc." you've been wanting to rent for your kids.
And they're at the other end of the gun pointed at your children.
This is Canter and Siegel's hidden army. In league with Anti-Americal interests, they have been allowed into this country, underskilled and unable to learn how to assimilate themselves into our fine culture.
They grow bitter, despondent. They seek vengence on the very values this country thrives on. You honestly think Scientology is the problem? Do you?
Spam is the spearhead of an attack on our virtues. NOBODY replies to Spam. The purpose isn't for 'marketing' at all, no matter what the seminars would have the gullible and desperate believe.
The purpose of Spam is to eat away like a cancer of everything that is decent. Advertising filthy pornography and degrading acts. Clogging up company networks so that they are unable to do business. Demoralising the individuals who receive thousands of these mails a day. Making a travesty of our legal system by demanding rights of 'free speech' when their sole purpose is to drown out all other forms of legitimate communication.
THIS is the legacy of Canter and Siegel. And it is by these means that they seek their Power and Dominion over their fellow man. The vanguard of an assault on everything that is decent.
They deserve to be executed. To set an example. Cut off the head and the serpent shall wither and die.
They are responsible for a terrorist cult far, FAR worse than the Branch Davidians.
We must be vigilant, and we must be prepared to strike back.
And we can find out where he lives.
And we have guns.
He DESERVES to die.
Who's with me?
A detailed account of this righteous culling, along with pathologist photographs, would make a perfect emailable counter response to "XxXxXxXXxX VIAGRA NOW!!! xXxXxXxXXXxX modmfadpf"
Because after all, Spammers love HTML mail too, right?