I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
Quality.
Why do people still use Angelfire???
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It's one of the worst fucking free web hosting sites in the world.
Geocities is barely better these days, what with the traffic cap and all.
Somethings in life are worth paying for, like web space and prostitutes. Others? Well, I know one thing I'm not paying for...
I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
I would have LOVED to have got Fist Sport on this article.
The Death of Slashdot. I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
I personally think that computer games provide a valid insight into "what if" scenarios with relation to societal changes. For example, the infamous "Sim Nigger" patch for Sim City 2000, OFFICIALLY APPROVED by Maxis, which treated negro ghettoization as another disaster. The effects of sub-human monkeys settling in one's carefully constructed city were to cause property prices to drop dramatically, as well as crime to rise. Before long, given the exponential rate this shit-colored animals breed, your entire city would be rendered uninhabitable by decent Sims.
The only way to protect against this disaster was to deploy the army into the ghettos. The sampled sounds of shooting and the screams of the lesser species were quite soothing.
Another good game, painting an accurate picture of urban life, is Ethnic Cleansing, which is an essential purchase for all right-thinking men.
More and more the Open Source community seems to resemble a case of mass psychosis on the level of the "Heaven's Gate" or "islam" cults.
Do you think, maybe one, that an OSS advocate won't automatically use his artificially elevated position to bash Microsoft and instead promote what THEY'RE doing?
Because Pee-r to Pee-r networking is essential to homosexual Linux perversity. They even tried to introduce their depravity into the hitherto heterosexual world of Windows through the use of a program called "NAPSTER", standing for Nasty Anal Penetration Shall Tear Everyone's Rectum.
By stealing Intellectual Property, Linux ass-rapers believe themselves somewhat more 'manly' than their heterosexual CD-purchasing counterparts. Spurred on by this arousal, they have created portable "mp3" (Man's Penis 3/Free) players to allow them to carry their unholy sickness wherever they go.
These often connect to their computers using such contraptions as "Docking Stations". For those not familiar with the term "Docking", let me advise you for the sake of completeness. It is a disgusting queer practise wherein one uncircumcised heathen stretches his foreskin across the glans of his partner, thus 'docking' their two shafts together.
Linux users are often fond of reciting their "hardware difficulties" This euphamism is too obvious to require explanation. One common "hardware" problem is related to a device called an "SB Live".
Again, this is secret limp-wristed slang for a life devoted to the occult art of "Shit Blistering". This is where the Linux user abuses his Almighty God given body by filling a hypodermic needle up with his own filthy AIDS-sodden feces (or perhaps those he finds on the floor in public lavatories) and proceeds to inject them under his skin. Great pleasure is achieved by the practitioner, as the skin festers and bubbles up in several pus-filled blisters. These blisters are subsequently torn open by his teeth, normally whilst composing a "pro theft" post to Slashdot.
Kudos. Are you the same AC who's posting the anti-armed-forces stuff elsewhere? I recommend getting an account. This stuff deserves to be read at +1, if only for a short time.
This post is dedicated to our brave Hindu allies who are taking the hate war back to the foul islamic sub-humanoids in India. We salute you. Soon EVERY muslim business shall be in ruins. That would ensure NO money falls into the hands of terrorists.
How quickly the leftists reveal their true nature
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If I Had a Hammer
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You'd willingly silence my voice because you disagree with it? That shows more about YOUR latent fascism than it does about mine.
Ask a white farmowner in Zimbabwe which skin tone is the color of racism. Then you'll see what we ALL have to face.
Except, given the poor level of Muslim workmanship
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The head would fall off before you've taken your first swing.
Look at how quickly the Taliban fell. A daisy-cutter over Mecca shall be inevitable.
Every white man has recourse to be afraid of the destruction of his race at the hands of the monkey-men.
Fear is nothing to be ashamed of, as long as it never becomes your master. At least I'm doing something about it. Understanding and conquering my fear by targetting the animals before they target me.
What will YOUR excuse be when the apes come knocking?
For the love of whatever deity you grovel to...
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If I Had a Hammer
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DON'T TOUCH IT!!!
Clothes Dryers, by nature of their use of rotational forces, are actually portals to alternate dimensions. The corners of the space-time curve, if you will.
These dimensions have one thing in common. They crave water. So they send legions of nanoscopic creatures through the portal, to absorb the water and return it to their native plane. "Dryer Lint" is the dessicated remains of these creatures.
Upon contact with human flesh, the nano-creatures are absorbed into the bloodstream where they thrive. Unfortunately my research grant ran out before I could determine their purpose, but I presume it is nefarious.
Slashdot Mirror
I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
Quality.
It's one of the worst fucking free web hosting sites in the world.
Geocities is barely better these days, what with the traffic cap and all.
Somethings in life are worth paying for, like web space and prostitutes. Others? Well, I know one thing I'm not paying for...
I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
Quality.
I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
Quality.
I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
Quality.
28 actually. But thanks. I shall be missed.
Alterslash.org
More like a Yellow Star for non-subscribers...
I would have LOVED to have got Fist Sport on this article.
The Death of Slashdot. I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
Quality.
I personally think that computer games provide a valid insight into "what if" scenarios with relation to societal changes. For example, the infamous "Sim Nigger" patch for Sim City 2000, OFFICIALLY APPROVED by Maxis, which treated negro ghettoization as another disaster. The effects of sub-human monkeys settling in one's carefully constructed city were to cause property prices to drop dramatically, as well as crime to rise. Before long, given the exponential rate this shit-colored animals breed, your entire city would be rendered uninhabitable by decent Sims.
The only way to protect against this disaster was to deploy the army into the ghettos. The sampled sounds of shooting and the screams of the lesser species were quite soothing.
Another good game, painting an accurate picture of urban life, is Ethnic Cleansing, which is an essential purchase for all right-thinking men.
And he's not wrong either!
Linux=ChildAbuse=Islam.
Linux=ChildAbuse=Islam
More people will die.
ESR seems to forget about THAT, doesn't he?
More and more the Open Source community seems to resemble a case of mass psychosis on the level of the "Heaven's Gate" or "islam" cults.
Do you think, maybe one, that an OSS advocate won't automatically use his artificially elevated position to bash Microsoft and instead promote what THEY'RE doing?
May I recommend that everyone obtain a copy of this game. Click Here to take a look at this true example of Next Generation video gaming.
Is found here!
Because Pee-r to Pee-r networking is essential to homosexual Linux perversity. They even tried to introduce their depravity into the hitherto heterosexual world of Windows through the use of a program called "NAPSTER", standing for Nasty Anal Penetration Shall Tear Everyone's Rectum.
By stealing Intellectual Property, Linux ass-rapers believe themselves somewhat more 'manly' than their heterosexual CD-purchasing counterparts. Spurred on by this arousal, they have created portable "mp3" (Man's Penis 3/Free) players to allow them to carry their unholy sickness wherever they go.
These often connect to their computers using such contraptions as "Docking Stations". For those not familiar with the term "Docking", let me advise you for the sake of completeness. It is a disgusting queer practise wherein one uncircumcised heathen stretches his foreskin across the glans of his partner, thus 'docking' their two shafts together.
Linux users are often fond of reciting their "hardware difficulties" This euphamism is too obvious to require explanation. One common "hardware" problem is related to a device called an "SB Live".
Again, this is secret limp-wristed slang for a life devoted to the occult art of "Shit Blistering". This is where the Linux user abuses his Almighty God given body by filling a hypodermic needle up with his own filthy AIDS-sodden feces (or perhaps those he finds on the floor in public lavatories) and proceeds to inject them under his skin. Great pleasure is achieved by the practitioner, as the skin festers and bubbles up in several pus-filled blisters. These blisters are subsequently torn open by his teeth, normally whilst composing a "pro theft" post to Slashdot.
Hindis killing Muslims. Music to my ears!
Useless Slashdot code, stripping characters from the end of subjects without reason.
Stick 'em in the ovens!
Kudos. Are you the same AC who's posting the anti-armed-forces stuff elsewhere? I recommend getting an account. This stuff deserves to be read at +1, if only for a short time.
Why is search.pl so fucked up these days?
This post is dedicated to our brave Hindu allies who are taking the hate war back to the foul islamic sub-humanoids in India. We salute you. Soon EVERY muslim business shall be in ruins. That would ensure NO money falls into the hands of terrorists.
You'd willingly silence my voice because you disagree with it? That shows more about YOUR latent fascism than it does about mine.
Ask a white farmowner in Zimbabwe which skin tone is the color of racism. Then you'll see what we ALL have to face.
The head would fall off before you've taken your first swing.
Look at how quickly the Taliban fell. A daisy-cutter over Mecca shall be inevitable.
Every white man has recourse to be afraid of the destruction of his race at the hands of the monkey-men.
Fear is nothing to be ashamed of, as long as it never becomes your master. At least I'm doing something about it. Understanding and conquering my fear by targetting the animals before they target me.
What will YOUR excuse be when the apes come knocking?
DON'T TOUCH IT!!!
Clothes Dryers, by nature of their use of rotational forces, are actually portals to alternate dimensions. The corners of the space-time curve, if you will.
These dimensions have one thing in common. They crave water. So they send legions of nanoscopic creatures through the portal, to absorb the water and return it to their native plane. "Dryer Lint" is the dessicated remains of these creatures.
Upon contact with human flesh, the nano-creatures are absorbed into the bloodstream where they thrive. Unfortunately my research grant ran out before I could determine their purpose, but I presume it is nefarious.