Is pushing fireworks up their little kitty asses, setting them off, and watching them crawl around, howling their little kitty screams as their lower intestine and back legs are left behind on the sidewalk. Quite often, they stay alive for at least an hour, bleeding to death. However, I recommend stamping on their heads should the screams begin to alert the authorities.
Cats are vermin, and should be treated as such. Animals only exist to provide sport and entertainment for the dominant species.
I just wish it didn't crash one time in 20 when I close the window with ^W, and that it would actually remember its geometry when opening new browser windows. NS 4.x can get it right, so why does Mozilla make my window manager ask me where the window goes?
You mean basic window management issues, which even xdaliclock can handle correctly?
But hey, at least we've got a skinnable XMBuzzword-capable User Interface that no-one else wants to develop for. Nice.
At least he's honest. Islam really IS an underdeveloped culture. After all, homosexuality is punished severely under sharia law. Come to think of it, so is heterosexuality. The only thing that filthy ragheads DO tolerate is child abuse.
This article is HILARIOUSLY FUCKING FUNNY!!!!! It serves EVERYONE involved in the Open Source sham right for believing they could package ephemera.
You want games? Buy a fucking console. You want to get your work done? Buy a PC with WinXP. You want to be laughed at by everyone decent? Choose Linux on your stolen 386.
I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
Slashdot Mirror
And you've got ALL the deathmatch goodness you could ever need!
Is pushing fireworks up their little kitty asses, setting them off, and watching them crawl around, howling their little kitty screams as their lower intestine and back legs are left behind on the sidewalk. Quite often, they stay alive for at least an hour, bleeding to death. However, I recommend stamping on their heads should the screams begin to alert the authorities.
Cats are vermin, and should be treated as such. Animals only exist to provide sport and entertainment for the dominant species.
Huge
Unclean
Rectal
Dilator
I thought everyone with a clue agreed that "Cyberspace" is one of those ludicrous words that children use.
I just wish it didn't crash one time in 20 when I close the window with ^W, and that it would actually remember its geometry when opening new browser windows. NS 4.x can get it right, so why does Mozilla make my window manager ask me where the window goes?
You mean basic window management issues, which even xdaliclock can handle correctly?
But hey, at least we've got a skinnable XMBuzzword-capable User Interface that no-one else wants to develop for. Nice.
Woo-hoo! Let them BURN!!!
In other news, Microsoft posted profits for yet ANOTHER consecutive year.
I wonder how many people will forgive them and say "Well, at least they'll patch it soon enough", when they'd crucify Microsoft for the same thing?
At least he's honest. Islam really IS an underdeveloped culture. After all, homosexuality is punished severely under sharia law. Come to think of it, so is heterosexuality. The only thing that filthy ragheads DO tolerate is child abuse.
This article is HILARIOUSLY FUCKING FUNNY!!!!! It serves EVERYONE involved in the Open Source sham right for believing they could package ephemera.
You want games? Buy a fucking console.
You want to get your work done? Buy a PC with WinXP.
You want to be laughed at by everyone decent? Choose Linux on your stolen 386.
GTK is a big steaming pile of shit. Use QT.
Microsoft??? Slap on the wrist but still earning a FORTUNE.
Live and learn, Leftist scum!
A World Government will help keep the riff-raff in line.
Fist Sport!
"Open Source", "Intelligence". Three words combined that can't make sense!
You'd think, given the Slashdot groupthink, that the icon for the US of A would be a BURNING flag?
They all taste of shit!
Can't even be bothered putting anything filthy and / or deeply offensive to minorities here.
Second Post.
Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0 cumming R.S.N.
*BSD is DYING, people!
Fist Sport!
Take your toy back to the shop and get a REAL computer!
It's so shit they have to give it away for free!
Always puzzled me, that one.
In yo' momma's ass dildo!
Fist Sport!
Fuck apple in the ass!
I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
Quality.
I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
Quality.
I wouldn't pay for this shit. I don't think ANYONE with half a brain would.
An explanation: I used to be a good, noble poster. Carefully wording every article to provide insight and wisdom to my fellow posters. Slowly, I acculumated karma, giving me the artificial peer respect that made such things worthwhile. Yes, I knew that karma is an arbitary value, but it made my contributions worthwhile.
And then one day I got bored. It was an article about European Patents I think. Something dull and boring... I think I got the first 15 or so posts on that one as an AC. It was fun.
In the end, the article accumulated a grand total of 2 relevant posts, the remainder offtopic. One of the irrelevant posts that I made was a couple of paragraphs under the title of the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
To my surprise, my post was followed up by other suggestions as to the latent homosexuality contained within the Open Sauce movement. And I felt encouraged. So I gathered together these additions, made some of my own, and kept posting.
And posting. And posting. Every sick, depraved act I could think of was included. Before long, the LGC grew to be one of the most comprehensive documents detailing the carnality and perversity of the IT industry. And, be honest now, it was funny. Crude and childish, but funny. A necessary counterpart to the morbid seriousness of some of the other posters.
In the meantime, I carried on with my regular account, posting away. Being diligent in my real contributions to the community. And then the main account got bitchslapped.
What was the need for that? Did it act as a deterrent to the anonymous trolling? Of course not. If anything, it just demonstrated the petty minded fascism of the Slashdot editors. The LGC was posted at '0', usually modded down within seconds. Wasn't that enough for them, to know that such a posting would disappear into the ghetto?
Of course, the LGC has now taken a life of its own, and my original account got back up to an acceptable karma level. Mainly by whoring and cutting and pasting high scoring posts on previous articles. Originality is discouraged by the Slashdot gestalt after all.
After a while, I strived for a new challenge, or failing that an excuse to spout obscenties like some Tourette's induced retard. Hence the birth of ringbarer. Suddenly, Slashdot has become an enjoyable experience again.
For all the wrong reasons.
So no, I won't be paying for Slashdot. I'll be installing junkbuster instead. Let the site fall to the fucking ground. It is, after all, symbolic of the crumbling OSS empire, where everything is free until they force you to pay for it.
My gift to the Trolling community? The Linux Gay Conspiracy v2.0. With even filthier acronyms and anagrams.
Quality!