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  1. "If I had a hammer" on If I Had a Hammer · · Score: -1

    I'd hammer in a whore's head
    I'd hammer in a muslim
    I'd hammer all the coons!

    REAL Fist Sport!

  2. Grow up you filthy spick! on What Makes a Good Web Design? · · Score: -1

    The only content people want to 'forage' for is pornography. In your case CHILD pornography.

    Tell you what, you fuck off and code a Slashdot equivalent in Flash, and THEN your arguments might be worth something.

    In the mean time, go play with your pretty sparkling toys and leave the REAL men to design websites.

  3. net.artist? on What Makes a Good Web Design? · · Score: -1

    net.people that prefix net.nouns with 'net.' are nothing more than net.wannabees.

    You honestly think you're some kind of 'cyber artist', bravely exploring the artistic medium of the 'New Millenium'? You're not.

    You're a cliche. And a net.cunt.

    Grow up and get a real job. Fucking around with your pirated copy of Photoshop all day won't put food on your table. And ESPECIALLY stop trying to be Dave McKean. It insults anyone with REAL artistic talent.

  4. Re:sodomy! on Who Is Liable For Software With Security Holes? · · Score: -1

    S/he/it could have been sodomized by a she-bitch with a spiked dildo.

    Hmmm... She bitches... *drool*

  5. Re:The many shortcomings of Linux on Who Is Liable For Software With Security Holes? · · Score: -1

    Nobody I know of has ever astroturfed Usenet.

    Then what about all the Usenet hype about the Blair Witch Project, eh? That piece of shit wouldn't have become popular otherwise, would it?

  6. Re:The name on Jeremiah, a New Series from B5 Creator, Debuts Sunday · · Score: -1

    Or Jake Sisko. As one of JMS's most paranoid rants pointed out.

  7. The Porn Factory on Protect Your Cell Phone From Spam · · Score: -1

    Iain Banks reworking his older novels for mass appeal, I presume? It wasn't me. I just clicked on the link in a fit of pique. Quite possibly Slashdot's finest moment. Waiting for the Janitors to approve my first story submission now. Not very likely. Especially as all I did was take an infamous troll and replace "Stephen King" with "Spike Milligan".

  8. Sometimes it's fun on Protect Your Cell Phone From Spam · · Score: -1

    Like the "HEY EVERYBODY!!! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!" pop-up fest.

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

  9. Well said on Underclocking for a Quiet Machine? · · Score: -1

    With the introduction of OSX, there is NO NEED WHATSOEVER for a buggy, half written, insecure Linux derivative on the PPC architecture.

    Of course, Linux neo-fascists would still moan and bleat that they have to PAY for it, but they'll soon be arrested for their criminal behaviour anyway.

  10. Re:Browsing at -1 at work on Protect Your Cell Phone From Spam · · Score: -1

    I have prepared a treatise as to the detrimental effects of Browsing at -1 in locations where you can be caught out. It is available by clicking on the link in my signature.

  11. It serves you right... on Protect Your Cell Phone From Spam · · Score: -1

    For using inferior technology. If you are on a Win32 platform, you'll find Internet Explorer able to handle all your browsing needs. Quite often providing more standards compliance as well as a smoother 'user experience' with properly refreshing panels, etc.

    The only 'disadvantage' is that IE has a rendering glitch that makes long lists of .words .with .leading .periods un-wrappable, making Slashdot occasionally hard to read.

    But you shouldn't be browsing at -1 at work anyway, should you?

  12. "we dont need your sort on slashdot." on Protect Your Cell Phone From Spam · · Score: -1

    What does 'your sort' mean? Someone who expresses an opinion that makes you nervous. An opinion that questions your own resolute standing in society. An opinion that ignites the spark in the back of your mind that maybe, just maybe, I might be correct.

    Funny how the first recourse of the leftist is banishment and "disappearence". You'd do Stalin proud.

    ELIMINATE DISSENTING OPINION

  13. Fine by me! on HTTP's Days Numbered · · Score: -1

    Linux users are already unable to utilize key services used all over society. Like clean, running water for the purposes of bathing. And condom machines. They have no need for those.

    If Linux users want to be the niggers of computing society, go right ahead. Just don't cry when you're trapped in the ghetto of your own making.

  14. But if he was schizophrenic on Is The Net At Fault For Illegal Filesharing? · · Score: -1

    You'd think the familiy would have been GRATEFUL for the suicide. One less burden, after all. Now they don't have to spend the rest of their lives wiping the drooling retard's ass, as every day their love and loyalty to all family is transformed into bitter, spiteful hatred.

    We used to lock them up for a reason, after all...

  15. Hell yeah! on Is The Net At Fault For Illegal Filesharing? · · Score: -1

    Any country which does not allow their citizens this BASIC RIGHT is clearly a country which has no respect for their safety.

    Every man should be allowed, nay ENCOURAGED to use LETHAL FORCE to defend his property. A negroid's corpse in a mass crater is far less of a burden on society than letting the ape rot in jail.

    And before any white middle-class guilt-junkie gives the old knee-jerk accusations of racism, answer this question:

    Can you name ANY predominantly white society where violent crime statistics have REDUCED after the introduction of blacks and/or islamics?

  16. Too true on Is The Net At Fault For Illegal Filesharing? · · Score: -1

    The most he can manage is 4 members at once, but their 'donations' are still well received, if a bit gelatinous.

  17. It won't be stamped on at all... on Protect Your Cell Phone From Spam · · Score: -1

    The Spam Lobby is feeding the lawmakers greed, so any anti-spam legislation is rendered impotent before it's even been passed.

    The only way to be sure is to treat spam on the same level as child abuse. Given the amount of pornography my young children (6 and 8) are sent by spammers, I am willing to make that logical connection.

    These loathsome, sub-human creatures care not about who actually receives their filthy drivel. All they are concerned about is ruining society for the few decent folk remaining.

    Look at the employee list for a typical spam company. You'll notice it's not dissimilar to the Tel Aviv phone directory. Spam is clearly a zionist plot designed to bring about the downfall of civilised society from within.

    So, the only way to treat this encroaching form of techno-barbarism is through unyielding violence. Someone on here is bound to know a spammer. To these people, I beseech you to do this:

    Report them to Slashdot. Give as much detail as you can. Full names. Home telephone number. Home address. IP addresses used. Social Security number. Names of children. Which school their children go to. etc. etc.

    We'll handle the rest.

  18. +5, Funny on ULTra Robo-Taxi · · Score: -1

    Conclusive proof that the Slashdot gestalt hates pakis and ragheads as much as the average neo-nazi.

    How's this for a solution that would appease everyone. Immigrants can live and work in our country, but they shall be sterilized upon registration. That way, our welfare system will not be strained by lazy, filthy coffee-hued parasites.

    This also means if we see a shit-colored sub-human animal pushing a pram, we have full rights to shoot both the parent and child.

    And if they don't like it, they can FUCK OFF BACK TO THEIR OWN COUNTRY!

  19. Randy Fucking Bush on Randy Bush on Recent ICANN Proposals · · Score: -1

    I was laughing so loud I missed Fist Sport!

  20. You crazy Brits! on Biohackathon · · Score: -1

    You crack me up every time!

    Have you ever seen a program called "Mister Been"? That rubber faced jester ALWAYS brings tears to my eyes.

  21. Fist Sport on W3C Revises Patent Royalty Policy · · Score: -1

    I hate coons. And so should YOU!

  22. HAIL ESTAOG! on The Futility of Censorship · · Score: -1

    Lord of darkness. The beast with a thousand rips.

  23. Re:fp on The Futility of Censorship · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Motion Picture Ass. of America (MPAA) President Jack Valenti has made a veiled pitch for copy-control PCs in a letter to the editor published by the Washington Post.

    While much of the letter is devoted to incoherent ranting about some dastardly cabal of "professors" who are trying to rip the guts out of Hollywood, and hysterical claims such as "some 350,000-plus films are being downloaded illegally every day," we do get an interesting wrap-up where the industry Ass. President alludes to the need for the PC to be transformed into a secure content-distrbution device along the lines of a set-top box.

    "Computer and video-device companies need to sit at the table with the movie industry. Together, in good-faith talks, they must agree on the ingredients for creating strong protection for copyrighted films and then swiftly implement that agreement to make it an Internet reality."

    Otherwise, the industry just can't make movies available for download and viewing on the PC.

    The problem, we're told, is that Hollywood can't make a profit on its theatre showings and simply has to make it up on the aftermarket, with video and DVD rentals and such. The insecurity of Net distribution would simply choke off too much of that desperately-needed revenue stream.

    "Only two in ten films ever retrieve their production and marketing investment from domestic theatrical exhibition," Valenti whines.

    Well of course; but that's because they're ridiculously expensive cartoons that no one over the age of fifteen really wants to watch. But the obvious solution isn't hijacking people's computers and turning them into set-top boxes, but rather making cheaper movies that adults actually care to attend. And the great thing here is that the two go hand-in-hand. It's not an either/or proposition. Movies that involve such grown-up elements as good writing and dialogue and an imaginative story don't require spending of hundreds of millions on infantile whiz-bang special effects.

    On top of that, good writers, being largely unknown in Hollywood, will be cheaper than the unimaginative alchemists who chuck together the stock blockbuster ingredients according to the same exhausted formula; and good actors, similarly rare, will be likely to work for a lot less than the no-talent beautiful people we're supposed to accept as plausible characters in these showy fiascoes Hollywood keeps turning out.

    Now isn't that a fine remedy? Better movies that more people actually wish to attend, made more cheaply, equals bigger profit margins for the studios and more enjoyment for the public.

    So there's really no need to get bent out of shape over 350,000 illegal downloads a day (chump-change at video rental prices in any case), or to re-engineer the personal computer either. All we need is for Hollywood to stop wasting such vast quantities of money as it's accustomed to doing.

  24. Not quite! on Lycoris Linux at ExtremeTech · · Score: -1

    do we rip a hole in nintendo for featuring analog controllers just like sony did?

    The N64, with the analog controllers, came first and was hailed as innovative. Sony, and every other console later copied the analog stick idea. In many cases improving on it. (The N64 controller was always awkward to those unfortunate few born with less than 3 hands.)

  25. May I recommend buying a legitimate copy on Biohackathon · · Score: -1

    After all, mp3s are evil and deprive Lars Ulrich of his regular supply of crack cocaine.