An Oxy-Moron is a fat, greasy Linux user who thinks that using acne cream would somehow make him attractive to women. Ignoring the fact they still live with their parents and have coagulated cum-stains down their stretch pants from prolonged autopr0n.com sessions.
"Hey, this.NET looks interesting. But that strange fellow in IT keeps saying that we should run Linux, and that.NET can run on Linux as well.
Hold on, what's this? The OSS Linux programmers don't WANT to enable.NET functionality in their software? I thought the team leaders like de Icaza had CONTROL over their products?
I think I'll stick with Microsoft for my.NET needs. And fire the weird guy for expecting my company to run software written by petty-minded children."
Electric Boogaloo. What BETTER way to market an atrocious, outdated piece of badly hacked together shit than by comparing it to a hideous 'teen trend' movie.
I simply load the numbers into my wardialler that automatically dials them up in the middle of the night and plays Deutschland uber Alles at full volume down the phone line.
Where's the option to not display blatant advertisment articles? There should be a separate topic icon for worthless shit like this. Maybe a picture of Taco taking it up the ass by the top hat dude from Monopoly.
Small footprint systems? There'll be a large footprint on your butt if you post any more shit, you filthy wop!
One can imagine OSS Neofascists the world over, slamming their hands over their ears, squeezing their eyes shut and repeating the mantra over and over again...
"Linux is perfect. There is nothing wrong with Linux. Linux is perfect. (etc. etc.)"
Now THAT would make a good ASCII crapflood.
.NET is the death of Linux
on
What is .NET?
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· Score: -1
Should be executed for child abuse. Children's eyes are still growing, and need to be able to focus beyond monitor distance.
Fucking idiotic Harry Potter E-book bullshit. The first thing someone will do is splice in a few extra pages of hardcore pedo-porn.
A bit like the VHS dub of Monsters Inc. I've liberated from Morpheus. I got the original avi files and spliced in some goatse-related fun. Already sold copies to a few parents who hate their kids so much they won't take them to the cinema and appreciate how special respecting Intellectual Property rights really is.
You profess your undying love and devotion towards those filthy shit-dwelling creatures who would willingly destroy the 21st Century before it has barely begun.
Lies about Microsoft = Righteous assaults on the evil corporate empire. Hiss. Boo. Ignoring the fact they've done more for introducing computer awareness in the eye of the general population over the last decade than Stallman's managed in his entire bloated cartoon-character-esque life.
We concluded that from time to time _every_ distribution is going to have a less than stellar release, and well, that's just life and business.
That's a very mature attitude, and one we in the Linux community should respect and adopt. Unless the 'distro' in question happens to be Microsoft ME, in which case we have full rights to whinge, moan and complain that it's crap, and therefore ALL of Microsoft's software is crap.
Ignoring, of course, the fact that even Windows Millenium Edition has more desktop share than all the Linux distros combined.
Futurama has ROBOTS, and SPACE SHIPS, and whizzy bang special effects. Perfectly reasonable and logical to the typical Slashdot reality-phobic who watches it thinking it's a documentary.
Family Guy has a talking dog. I mean, how realistic is THAT?
Slashdot Mirror
... that's why their skin is the color of shit.
Q. What do you say to a nigger in a uniform?
A. "Yes, I WOULD like fries with that!"
An Oxy-Moron is a fat, greasy Linux user who thinks that using acne cream would somehow make him attractive to women. Ignoring the fact they still live with their parents and have coagulated cum-stains down their stretch pants from prolonged autopr0n.com sessions.
"Hey, this .NET looks interesting. But that strange fellow in IT keeps saying that we should run Linux, and that .NET can run on Linux as well.
.NET functionality in their software? I thought the team leaders like de Icaza had CONTROL over their products?
.NET needs. And fire the weird guy for expecting my company to run software written by petty-minded children."
Hold on, what's this? The OSS Linux programmers don't WANT to enable
I think I'll stick with Microsoft for my
Those who don't adapt, die.
Electric Boogaloo. What BETTER way to market an atrocious, outdated piece of badly hacked together shit than by comparing it to a hideous 'teen trend' movie.
I simply load the numbers into my wardialler that automatically dials them up in the middle of the night and plays Deutschland uber Alles at full volume down the phone line.
Swastika my Salvation.
Where's the option to not display blatant advertisment articles? There should be a separate topic icon for worthless shit like this. Maybe a picture of Taco taking it up the ass by the top hat dude from Monopoly.
Small footprint systems? There'll be a large footprint on your butt if you post any more shit, you filthy wop!
Yet you're languishing at -1.
One can imagine OSS Neofascists the world over, slamming their hands over their ears, squeezing their eyes shut and repeating the mantra over and over again...
"Linux is perfect. There is nothing wrong with Linux. Linux is perfect. (etc. etc.)"
Now THAT would make a good ASCII crapflood.
And good riddance. Fist Sport.
Can I read a book whilst having sex with a mare on "E"?
Should be executed for child abuse. Children's eyes are still growing, and need to be able to focus beyond monitor distance.
Fucking idiotic Harry Potter E-book bullshit. The first thing someone will do is splice in a few extra pages of hardcore pedo-porn.
A bit like the VHS dub of Monsters Inc. I've liberated from Morpheus. I got the original avi files and spliced in some goatse-related fun. Already sold copies to a few parents who hate their kids so much they won't take them to the cinema and appreciate how special respecting Intellectual Property rights really is.
Slobber down me cock you bitch!
He never phones that girl anyway.
You profess your undying love and devotion towards those filthy shit-dwelling creatures who would willingly destroy the 21st Century before it has barely begun.
And you like coons too.
Anything that helps to prevent Information Property Theft.
It's hardly "Freedom" if we're only permitted to hold "nice" opinions about GNU, is it?
No wait, I forgot, GNU-Enemies comprises of the rest of the world, doesn't it? That's the GNU mindset. Us vs. them.
The GNU movement will not rest until every programmer is penniless and destitute.
Here comes post the third. Wait 2 minutes now, y'hear?
And therefore will be rendered impotent by anyone with a brain.
Just get your Internet buddy in a country with a low tax to do the downloading for you and send the relevant files over via Email or something.
Not that anyone PAYS for downloaded Music or Video anyway. Praise Morpheus! The killer of artistic endeavor!
Then why do OSS Neo-nazis wish we were more like them? Fist Sport!
Racing ahead in the First Post marathon I see. Inherit my mantle and surpass my achievements.
At least they're giving money. All Linux advocates can offer are their splayed anuses!
Fist Sport!
Job satisfaction is 100%. Because every word I say is true.
Lies about Linux = FUD
Lies about Microsoft = Righteous assaults on the evil corporate empire. Hiss. Boo. Ignoring the fact they've done more for introducing computer awareness in the eye of the general population over the last decade than Stallman's managed in his entire bloated cartoon-character-esque life.
We concluded that from time to time _every_ distribution is going to have a less than stellar release, and well, that's just life and business.
That's a very mature attitude, and one we in the Linux community should respect and adopt. Unless the 'distro' in question happens to be Microsoft ME, in which case we have full rights to whinge, moan and complain that it's crap, and therefore ALL of Microsoft's software is crap.
Ignoring, of course, the fact that even Windows Millenium Edition has more desktop share than all the Linux distros combined.
Trekkies take it up the anus. That's why Enterprise is still on the air.
Futurama has ROBOTS, and SPACE SHIPS, and whizzy bang special effects. Perfectly reasonable and logical to the typical Slashdot reality-phobic who watches it thinking it's a documentary.
Family Guy has a talking dog. I mean, how realistic is THAT?