(E.g., right now I've black-listed the entire country of (South) Korea because of the volume of spam coming from their domains.)
And they say there isn't an "Axis of Evil"? Clearly, this kind of Denial of Service attack IS Terrorism and should be punished with high-yield warheads.
A daisy-cutter or two over Korea's largest cities should put THEM in their place. Remember 1952!
Anyone can spam: from "a 6 year old guy", to "dr.evil" to "mr. good guy that is trying to solve world hunger". So you want different penalties: kill evil guy, warn good guy, educate kid.
Dr. Evil should be executed, that much is certain. But let's look at the other ones.
The six year old shouldn't even be allowed to USE a computer at that age. Clearly by then he has been exposed to the filth and depravity that lurks in the black heart of the Internet, so he is a wasted life. Ergo, he should be executed. Also, his parents have shown their failings by not being able to bring the child up correctly, and should be executed as well, along with any other close relatives.
Finally, the so-called "good guy" MUST be executed. It would mean one less mouth to feed, after all, thus making a valuable contribution to solving world hunger. His carcass can then be processed, and his essential proteins extracted to feed others, "Soylent Green" style.
Clearly, 99% of the world's problems can be solved by giving over-caffeinated Aryans access to automatic weapons and a "Get out of Jail for Free" card.
Find a "smapper"? Shoot him. In the legs first, then in the hands, so he cannot type again. Then drag his filthy sub-breed family out of their trailer and shoot them in front of him. Kick him in the face until his tears of grief subside into silent, grim acceptance of his fate. Then make him watch, as you molest the bodies. Take a staple gun to his eyelids so he is obliged to see every orgasmic thrust.
Then tell him. "This is your fault. Spam caused this to happen. But you'll never learn will you?" So you walk over to him, cock proudly erect and glistening with the blood and other fluids of his beloved ones. And start to rub it, inches from his face. Then, at the "Vinegar Stroke", shoot him between the eyes.
Scientific studies have also shown that the difference in skull shapes means that the negroid sub-races have underdeveloped areas of the brain related to morality and social responsibility, essentially making them unable to function in civilised society.
Hence poverty, ghettoization, drug abuse, and of course, violent crime.
Clearly these subhuman creatures should be released back into the jungle, where they should, given an inability to fend for themselves without welfare checks, die out.
A fine film indeed, especially taxing on Dean Cain's acting talents.
I'm too jolly to troll today. My band just got featured in a magazine, with photos and everything. For once it's not a gay porn mag either. Track on the cover CD too! *grin*
They'll sit around and whine about it before spouting more FUD that Mozilla doesn't support MS-HTML.
Then they'll debut their new and improved scripting interface that breaks all previous third-party plugin code written for Mozilla, but at least you can write your mouseovers in INTERCAL now. w00t!
FOUR YEARS and they STILL don't have a stable API.
Mozilla is regarded with laughter and derision by any REAL computer users. You know, those people that USE computers rather than worship them.
The best thing you can do for the homeless is wait until they are asleep and pour gasoline over them. The subsequent addition of a match will ensure they have a nice warm night's sleep. Hopefully an eternal sleep as well.
They're homeless for a reason, because they are TOO STUPID to contribute effectively to society.
I laugh at your petty socialist government that offers subhuman filth free medical care, when it is clear that they will waste every penny spent on them on heroin and cheap malt.
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Perl and MySQL - What a combination!
Would make good ass-cramming devices.
Fist Sport!
Can't wait to play "Bard's Tale" again!
(E.g., right now I've black-listed the entire country of (South) Korea because of the volume of spam coming from their domains.)
And they say there isn't an "Axis of Evil"? Clearly, this kind of Denial of Service attack IS Terrorism and should be punished with high-yield warheads.
A daisy-cutter or two over Korea's largest cities should put THEM in their place. Remember 1952!
Anyone can spam: from "a 6 year old guy", to "dr.evil" to "mr. good guy that is trying to solve world hunger". So you want different penalties: kill evil guy, warn good guy, educate kid.
Dr. Evil should be executed, that much is certain. But let's look at the other ones.
The six year old shouldn't even be allowed to USE a computer at that age. Clearly by then he has been exposed to the filth and depravity that lurks in the black heart of the Internet, so he is a wasted life. Ergo, he should be executed. Also, his parents have shown their failings by not being able to bring the child up correctly, and should be executed as well, along with any other close relatives.
Finally, the so-called "good guy" MUST be executed. It would mean one less mouth to feed, after all, thus making a valuable contribution to solving world hunger. His carcass can then be processed, and his essential proteins extracted to feed others, "Soylent Green" style.
Clearly, 99% of the world's problems can be solved by giving over-caffeinated Aryans access to automatic weapons and a "Get out of Jail for Free" card.
Find a "smapper"? Shoot him. In the legs first, then in the hands, so he cannot type again. Then drag his filthy sub-breed family out of their trailer and shoot them in front of him. Kick him in the face until his tears of grief subside into silent, grim acceptance of his fate. Then make him watch, as you molest the bodies. Take a staple gun to his eyelids so he is obliged to see every orgasmic thrust.
Then tell him. "This is your fault. Spam caused this to happen. But you'll never learn will you?" So you walk over to him, cock proudly erect and glistening with the blood and other fluids of his beloved ones. And start to rub it, inches from his face. Then, at the "Vinegar Stroke", shoot him between the eyes.
It's the only way to be sure...
Independent studies have proven that all spammers come from non-Aryan stock.
If their lineage were to be eradicated from the planet, then the world will be a crime-free, harmonious Utopia.
I, like all good and noble men, yearn for the day when the last of David's line is executed live on television.
The only reason negroid subhumans are 'tolerated' in society is that they act as the beasts of burden for the Jews.
I recommend that both species be herded up and castrated, so that their foul genus not be allowed to spread any further.
Amd the same goes for Islamics as well. Filthy shit-stained bastards.
Scientific studies have also shown that the difference in skull shapes means that the negroid sub-races have underdeveloped areas of the brain related to morality and social responsibility, essentially making them unable to function in civilised society.
Hence poverty, ghettoization, drug abuse, and of course, violent crime.
Clearly these subhuman creatures should be released back into the jungle, where they should, given an inability to fend for themselves without welfare checks, die out.
I bagsie the first 88-88 processor. SIEG HEIL!!!
IP Tables? I 'P' Blood, more like!
Humourless-Wright-Brothers comment here
"It's ready when it's ready" is the fabrication of the lazy.
After all, most Linux COMPANIES are non-profit making as well!
Fist Sport!
I hear pbuxton is a stabber of shit.
Oh... bugger me.
I am in your shadow today.
A fine film indeed, especially taxing on Dean Cain's acting talents.
I'm too jolly to troll today. My band just got featured in a magazine, with photos and everything. For once it's not a gay porn mag either. Track on the cover CD too! *grin*
Life is "good"
How're you doing today, N&B?
They'll sit around and whine about it before spouting more FUD that Mozilla doesn't support MS-HTML.
Then they'll debut their new and improved scripting interface that breaks all previous third-party plugin code written for Mozilla, but at least you can write your mouseovers in INTERCAL now. w00t!
FOUR YEARS and they STILL don't have a stable API.
Mozilla is regarded with laughter and derision by any REAL computer users. You know, those people that USE computers rather than worship them.
Will you marry me, digital_freedom? Or at least push your finger up my anus and press the walnut a few times till I shoot?
But I couldn't think of anything nasty and/or insightful to say. My petrified stone heart melted for a brief moment.
At least they've got a "ring" now.
But somehow I feel unable to troll...
Sorry, the Linux Source code cannot be shared legally, as it qualifies on all counts as "Hate Speech"
Hmm... Let's see.
"Use our software to 'share' other people's Intellectual Property, but we're not going to share OURS!"
That's the GNU/Fascism way, isn't it?
The best thing you can do for the homeless is wait until they are asleep and pour gasoline over them. The subsequent addition of a match will ensure they have a nice warm night's sleep. Hopefully an eternal sleep as well.
They're homeless for a reason, because they are TOO STUPID to contribute effectively to society.
I laugh at your petty socialist government that offers subhuman filth free medical care, when it is clear that they will waste every penny spent on them on heroin and cheap malt.