In the attempt to overcome my "thingness," Mina subjected me to enemas, branding and shit blistering. This last ordeal consisted of Mina injecting her shit underneath the surface of my skin until a blister formed. I was ordered to allow the blister to fester for days until she would order me to tear it open with my own teeth. As she berated me verbally and beat me with a television antenna I would lick my wound until it was clean of all pus and shit. We engaged in this drama a number of times, the blisters becoming bigger and more numerous each time. It wasn't long before I became sick. A painful and persistent nausea became a constant presence for me, but Mina refused to allow me to see a doctor. She would call me a "fucking little baby," and force me to lick her anus while she sat on my face and farted. She felt smooth and slick as she slid back and forth over my nose, and the sensation of her soft brown thighs gripping my head threw me into fits of excitement. But this highly pleasurable experience became associated, more and more, with the stench and filth of her bowel excretions. I could not separate the pleasure of having sex with Mina from the displeasure of being forced to wallow in her excrement. Being a helpless mastabatory aid and shit receptacle became an important and indispensable part of the sexual act with her. The more of her shit that I was forced to eat and have injected under my skin, the sicker I became. Yet I could not stop seeing her. More to the point, I did not want to stop seeing her. I craved the humiliation that she subjected me to in my pursuit of nothingness. I was becoming less and less of what I had been by virtue of the fact that I was becoming less and less of anything. Soon I would disappear and never experience pain again.
In the attempt to overcome my "thingness," Mina subjected me to enemas, branding and shit blistering. This last ordeal consisted of Mina injecting her shit underneath the surface of my skin until a blister formed. I was ordered to allow the blister to fester for days until she would order me to tear it open with my own teeth. As she berated me verbally and beat me with a television antenna I would lick my wound until it was clean of all pus and shit. We engaged in this drama a number of times, the blisters becoming bigger and more numerous each time. It wasn't long before I became sick. A painful and persistent nausea became a constant presence for me, but Mina refused to allow me to see a doctor. She would call me a "fucking little baby," and force me to lick her anus while she sat on my face and farted. She felt smooth and slick as she slid back and forth over my nose, and the sensation of her soft brown thighs gripping my head threw me into fits of excitement. But this highly pleasurable experience became associated, more and more, with the stench and filth of her bowel excretions. I could not separate the pleasure of having sex with Mina from the displeasure of being forced to wallow in her excrement. Being a helpless mastabatory aid and shit receptacle became an important and indispensable part of the sexual act with her. The more of her shit that I was forced to eat and have injected under my skin, the sicker I became. Yet I could not stop seeing her. More to the point, I did not want to stop seeing her. I craved the humiliation that she subjected me to in my pursuit of nothingness. I was becoming less and less of what I had been by virtue of the fact that I was becoming less and less of anything. Soon I would disappear and never experience pain again.
NFZs set up around the country will ensure the prosperity of the United States. Otherwise, urban areas will become clogged with their tar-colored filth and be unable to function.
What? Really slow development times, arrogant conceitedness, and an inability to ship a version 1.0 after 3 years?
For an example of the immaturity of Mozilla, tell me why the graphics library was called libpr0n. That's pathetic and unprofessional. The code maintainers should be ashamed of themselves.
Or are they still pushing that "Mozilla isn't a browser, it's a full Operating System" shit that they killed Netscape with all those years ago.
Mozilla is inferior. Internet Explorer is superior. Grow up and realise the truth.
Linux Zealots are too proud to 'Submit' to anything. Especially the truth.
"Professional Linux Programming" is an oxymoron. Linux is a toy for teenagers. Most of the chapters in this book are dedicated to Clock Applets and how to obfuscate error messages so that mere 'mortals' cannot use the software.
Linux Zealots are like spurned lovers, forever pretending to not give a damn about their ex, but perpetually doomed to mention their name at every opportunity.
Look at the last batch of Slashdong artcles. "Microsoft did this." "Microsoft did that." "I saw Microsoft in the Post Office the other day. They were happy without me!" Just like an obsessed stalker.
For the ability to weed out the silent majority of Pro-Microsoft comments, of course!
To re-appropriate Neal "I can't be arsed to finish Quicksilver" Stephenson's analogy, Linux is the EDSEL of the computing world. Sure, it might be technically adept, but it's ugly and hard to maintain.
As sane drivers would choose to drive a proper car, so sane computer users would chose a proper Operating System.
Linux users are Hypocrites. They berate Microsoft for giving away their web browser, claiming that it makes the market unfair. But get this... Their entire OS is FREE.
Surely Microsoft, having to sell their product to survive as a company, should be crying hard done by as every computer user in the world switches from a paid OS to a free one, exactly what happened when everyone ditched Netscape. But wait. WinXP is now the most popular OS in the world, and rightly so.
Maybe the reason that no-one with any sense uses Linux is because it is an inferior product. Antitrust your way out of THAT one, Stallman.
(Note, I was going to humourlessly spell that 'Stalinman', but that would make me no better than the zealots who replace 'S' with '$' as their sole contribution to the 'noble struggle')
Slashdot Mirror
No-one EVER tries very hard.
"Ask Slashdot: Has anyone found my car keys?"
In the attempt to overcome my "thingness," Mina subjected me to enemas, branding and shit blistering. This last ordeal consisted of Mina injecting her shit underneath the surface of my skin until a blister formed. I was ordered to allow the blister to fester for days until she would order me to tear it open with my own teeth. As she berated me verbally and beat me with a television antenna I would lick my wound until it was clean of all pus and shit. We engaged in this drama a number of times, the blisters becoming bigger and more numerous each time. It wasn't long before I became sick. A painful and persistent nausea became a constant presence for me, but Mina refused to allow me to see a doctor. She would call me a "fucking little baby," and force me to lick her anus while she sat on my face and farted. She felt smooth and slick as she slid back and forth over my nose, and the sensation of her soft brown thighs gripping my head threw me into fits of excitement. But this highly pleasurable experience became associated, more and more, with the stench and filth of her bowel excretions. I could not separate the pleasure of having sex with Mina from the displeasure of being forced to wallow in her excrement. Being a helpless mastabatory aid and shit receptacle became an important and indispensable part of the sexual act with her. The more of her shit that I was forced to eat and have injected under my skin, the sicker I became. Yet I could not stop seeing her. More to the point, I did not want to stop seeing her. I craved the humiliation that she subjected me to in my pursuit of nothingness. I was becoming less and less of what I had been by virtue of the fact that I was becoming less and less of anything. Soon I would disappear and never experience pain again.
In the attempt to overcome my "thingness," Mina subjected me to enemas, branding and shit blistering. This last ordeal consisted of Mina injecting her shit underneath the surface of my skin until a blister formed. I was ordered to allow the blister to fester for days until she would order me to tear it open with my own teeth. As she berated me verbally and beat me with a television antenna I would lick my wound until it was clean of all pus and shit. We engaged in this drama a number of times, the blisters becoming bigger and more numerous each time. It wasn't long before I became sick. A painful and persistent nausea became a constant presence for me, but Mina refused to allow me to see a doctor. She would call me a "fucking little baby," and force me to lick her anus while she sat on my face and farted. She felt smooth and slick as she slid back and forth over my nose, and the sensation of her soft brown thighs gripping my head threw me into fits of excitement. But this highly pleasurable experience became associated, more and more, with the stench and filth of her bowel excretions. I could not separate the pleasure of having sex with Mina from the displeasure of being forced to wallow in her excrement. Being a helpless mastabatory aid and shit receptacle became an important and indispensable part of the sexual act with her. The more of her shit that I was forced to eat and have injected under my skin, the sicker I became. Yet I could not stop seeing her. More to the point, I did not want to stop seeing her. I craved the humiliation that she subjected me to in my pursuit of nothingness. I was becoming less and less of what I had been by virtue of the fact that I was becoming less and less of anything. Soon I would disappear and never experience pain again.
You haven't got a FUCKING CLUE, have you?
Me too!
Fuckface.
Geez, do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?
Hope you get thrown in the ovens along with your grandaddy
NFZs set up around the country will ensure the prosperity of the United States. Otherwise, urban areas will become clogged with their tar-colored filth and be unable to function.
Islam = Street Crime
Remember that.
That's why their chips are highly flammible!
What? Really slow development times, arrogant conceitedness, and an inability to ship a version 1.0 after 3 years?
For an example of the immaturity of Mozilla, tell me why the graphics library was called libpr0n. That's pathetic and unprofessional. The code maintainers should be ashamed of themselves.
Or are they still pushing that "Mozilla isn't a browser, it's a full Operating System" shit that they killed Netscape with all those years ago.
Mozilla is inferior. Internet Explorer is superior. Grow up and realise the truth.
Thieving Linux bastards want everything for free, and NOW look at what companies have to do.
Linux is theft. Wake up.
"Here is the latest book released by our secret sponsors"
Slashdot operates like a pack of hungry hyenas, desperate for food, it scavenges from one rotting carcass to the next.
Linux Zealots are too proud to 'Submit' to anything. Especially the truth.
"Professional Linux Programming" is an oxymoron. Linux is a toy for teenagers. Most of the chapters in this book are dedicated to Clock Applets and how to obfuscate error messages so that mere 'mortals' cannot use the software.
Just shut up and grow some pubes, you whining, squeaky voiced adolescent.
Does this mean all the cool pedo-tastic sites that have been closed down by the moral majority will be available again?
Linux Zealots are like spurned lovers, forever pretending to not give a damn about their ex, but perpetually doomed to mention their name at every opportunity.
Look at the last batch of Slashdong artcles. "Microsoft did this." "Microsoft did that." "I saw Microsoft in the Post Office the other day. They were happy without me!" Just like an obsessed stalker.
Pathetic.
Nice to see another truth-speaker on here. Linux is Intellectual Property theft.
For the ability to weed out the silent majority of Pro-Microsoft comments, of course!
To re-appropriate Neal "I can't be arsed to finish Quicksilver" Stephenson's analogy, Linux is the EDSEL of the computing world. Sure, it might be technically adept, but it's ugly and hard to maintain.
As sane drivers would choose to drive a proper car, so sane computer users would chose a proper Operating System.
Linux users are Hypocrites. They berate Microsoft for giving away their web browser, claiming that it makes the market unfair. But get this... Their entire OS is FREE.
Surely Microsoft, having to sell their product to survive as a company, should be crying hard done by as every computer user in the world switches from a paid OS to a free one, exactly what happened when everyone ditched Netscape. But wait. WinXP is now the most popular OS in the world, and rightly so.
Maybe the reason that no-one with any sense uses Linux is because it is an inferior product. Antitrust your way out of THAT one, Stallman.
(Note, I was going to humourlessly spell that 'Stalinman', but that would make me no better than the zealots who replace 'S' with '$' as their sole contribution to the 'noble struggle')
Lucky Sydney!
INTERCAL?
I doubt it.
A beautiful Meta-Troll, sir!
I must admit that I am not gay, although after regular exposure to the Slashdot ethos, I am willing to experiment.
Do you want to be the Daddy? If so, get down here and suck Mummy's cock!
What's "sick" is that scum like you would be cheering if the Whitehouse really DID get destroyed.
Brilliant!
Indiana Jones IV - Staring Pat Morita as Short Round!
Been quaffing baby's blood again? That's all you foreskinless freaks drink, isn't it?