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Amazon Makes a Profit

sofar writes: "Amazon finally makes a profit. Well, only $ 5mln, but maybe you can actually earn something on your stock now. At 1c a share it's no pension fund in Florida yet." I wonder how much of that profit represents 1-click licensing fees.

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  1. Ladies and Gentlemen... by AmbivaLence · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hell has finally frozen over... Good day.

    1. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen... by SilentChris · · Score: 5, Funny
      ...and thank freaking God for that. Hasn't anybody else been the least bit scared at the lack of Internet growth lately? For years I told friends that I was proud to be part of this new technology, whether it be a cornerstone of the economy or not. However, these past two years I've kind of shrugged off the comments "Bet that Computer Science degree is worth a bunch now!"

      All it took was some good old common sense. Stop spending money you don't have. Price-cut, but don't price-cut to the point that you knock your company out. Lay off the cheap sock-puppet gimmicks.

      The analysts are wrong: it is a new economy. It's just that the same old rules still apply.

    2. Re:Ladies and Gentlemen... by hs81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed this is good news and needs to be communicated as such. A business with a sound business case and strategy will prosper. This is true irrespective of been a dot-com or not.
      Hopefully we will now see the VC's been prepared to fund new start-up's which:
      a: Have a real/realistic business case for generating revenue and growth.
      b: That have realistic timescales to achive these targets.
      Slowly, just slowly I believe that we are emerging from the dot-com mania fall out and returning to a more ratonal age for the perception of web based business based on business fundamentals.

  2. Not really a profit by drb1001 · · Score: 0, Informative

    Yeah, but it was EBITA - earnings before interest, taxes, and amortization. In other words, they didn't count a bunch of stuff.

    In their defense, they said they hoped to have positive EBITA -- their projection was not (yet) for real earnings.

    1. Re:Not really a profit by hondo77 · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, it wasn't pro forma. It was a real net profit. Read the articles again. In fact, their pro forma profit was $35M.

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    2. Re:Not really a profit by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      No, the GAAP Earnings were $5mm (0.01 EPS) and their "Pro Forma Net Earnings" were $59mm (0.09 EPS). I think this crocked up "Pro Forma" number is what you're referring to. I don't know what's pro forma about it anyhow since D&A and stock options are all ongoing exenses, and not one time items.

    3. Re:Not really a profit by ruvreve · · Score: 1

      Maybe its just me but should a comment that almost exactly repeats what the linked article said be modded up to 5 and called informative? Seems a "Hey you idiots" or "Duh!" would be a more appropriate thing to say then "Informative".

    4. Re:Not really a profit by spamkabuki · · Score: 1

      Or a very dependable profit.

      From the article- "For the current quarter, Amazon said that it expects to reach the break-even point at best or, at worst, to post a pro forma loss of $16 million"

      OK, they made a (small) profit over Xmas. To be quickly more than offset by losses in ensuing quarters. Let's see an annual profit! Hell hasn't frozen over yet...

  3. Isn't this... by NecroPuppy · · Score: 2, Redundant

    A sign of the Apololypse?

    Like AOL/TW suing, say, Microsoft?

    Oh, wait...

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  4. What to do with the riches? by Mahtar · · Score: 4, Funny

    At 5c a share it's no pension fund in Florida yet

    No, but I hear Enron is looking for buyers.

    1. Re:What to do with the riches? by kitts · · Score: 1

      Ooooooh. Good one.

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  5. 5 cents or 1 cent? by cam_macleod · · Score: 1

    I know it's hard to keep track of all this info, but a whole lot of stories have basic errors in them. WHere do we draw the line between simply printing what was submitted and fixing errors?

    1. Re:5 cents or 1 cent? by chinakow · · Score: 1

      there is no line to draw. do you see the quotation marks at the begining and the end of the statement? this means that what you see is exactly what was written by the submitter therefore there should be no editing done, if the submission was paraphrased then corrections could be made, I don't see what the big deal is, you are literate, you can figure it out, its really not that hard


      Jon

  6. Congratulations! by kitts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, if you gave me billions of dollars in venture capital I could probably find a way to give you back $5 million too.

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    1. Re:Congratulations! by oyenstikker · · Score: 2, Funny

      A lousy bank account would beat that. The question is, how many DECADES will it take for them to get above a 3% increase?

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    2. Re:Congratulations! by jimrandall · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Although it seems obvious that anybody can take billions of dollars and create five million out of it, amazon.com's accomplishments are being overlooked. Their main goals in pumping the billions of dollars into their venture was in fact at the time to control marketshare, and knock out competitors. As the dot-com craze slowed down they realized that they were dominating their market, and could begin cutting back. Also, Amazon.com not only surpassed wall st's expectations, but in fact their own. Of course, upcoming quarterly reports may tell us otherwise, or prove that amazon.com is fueling a money engine in hopes to not only dominate their market, but to also pay back the venture capitalists.

    3. Re:Congratulations! by jsprat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another accomplishment that shouldn't be overlooked is the 1000's of jobs that Amazon creates in an otherwise bleak Seattle economy.

      Given 5 billion dollars and a 3% interest bearing bank account, there would be _no_ impact on a local economy.

    4. Re:Congratulations! by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Of course, upcoming quarterly reports may tell us otherwise, or prove that amazon.com is fueling a money engine in hopes to not only dominate their market, but to also pay back the venture capitalists.


      The venture capitalists got their money out long, long ago. This is quite an achievement, though. Most likely they will not turn in consecutive profitible quarters, but I suspect that (and I can't believe that I'm saying this, having been a huge doubter) in a few years they will be solidly profitable and will be considered to have shown the way, and become a case study in entreprenurism.

    5. Re:Congratulations! by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not true, because that bank would use that money to makne loas, many of which would be local buisnesses. How else do you think that bank would get the 410 thousand dollars a day it would have to pay in interest. (No single bank would allow you to deposit that much btw, specially not at one time, they simply couldn't handle it) But thats another story.

    6. Re:Congratulations! by Alsee · · Score: 2

      No single bank would allow you to deposit that much

      Apparently they don't have form letters to handle it.

      Yeah. I just received a "Loan Rejected" form letter, but they had to scribble out "Loan" and write "Deposit" in by hand. Apparently they haven't pre-printed the proper form letters.

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    7. Re:Congratulations! by mami · · Score: 1

      Short memory. Can you put those "thousands" of low tech jobs Amazon might have created in the Seattle area against the loss of thousands of jobs they caused within the independent bookseller's trade?

      Amazon's jobs are in danger to be "uncreated" anytime Amazon can't convince Wall Street with their "aggressive" accounting methods, speak potential hanky-panky with numbers. Mind you they were not the "transparency open source code fans" to begin with and most probably are neither very much for transparency in their accounting numbers either.

      I like companies, who make a profit and I like companies, who are for transparent sources, and I actually like Amazon.com as a bookseller. What I don't like is when someone gambles with the thought that most people, who can read, can't count. And if the numbers are "aggressive", I refuse to count them. There are no "aggressive" accounting methods, there are only honest or dishonest numbers and only open and truthful or obfuscating and potentially false accounting methods.

      I would say, an open, transparent KISS for Mr. Bezos' accounting methods is the best PR advice one could give him.

      Congratulations nevertheless. Hopefully it was more than a 4rth quarter Christmas Season profit, but the begin of a steady profit for years to come.

  7. Great! by dotderf · · Score: 2

    Despite their lame patents, Amazon is still one of the best places to get books on the internet. Part of their sucess could be their dealings with brick and mortar stores, like Borders. I also like the fact that I can pick up music that I can't find elsewhere like (quick plug) Dispatch. I'm glad this recession doesn't have them belly up.

    1. Re:Great! by 2Bits · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [DISCLAIMER: I own Amazon stock, and I still believe that a company that provides good customer services can't be bad, so I'm holding onto it]

      Agreed.

      As much as I hate about their one-click patent, Amazon is best place for books and other stuffs. Their recommendation feature is excellent. I found out a lot of authors that I would have known otherwise. And the service is first class. If only other companies would care so much about service quality too....

      Sure, Amazon has been losing tons of money, but you have to give credit to the company for very good forcast of their target. They have been very good at being on the mark in the past.

      Now, if Jeff Bezos commits to more consistent customer privacy policy, I would be a really happy customer (and shareholder too).

    2. Re:Great! by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 0, Interesting
      Their recommendation feature is excellent.

      Amazon now says the recommendation feature isn't really theirs. Actually, the way they buckled under to another patent claim on the obvious application of existing technology is more significant news than just one more instance of their "creative accounting."

    3. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually find Barnes & Noble to be a better place to buy books.

      As for music, Amazon rarely ever has results for the types of music that I listen to.

    4. Re:Great! by Galahad · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So what about the 1-click patent? Who cares? It's not Amazon's fault that the PTO is criminally unaware of reality. Don't blame Amazon for what the system makes available. They looked around and did what they could to protect their IP and their business.

      I shop at Amazon, I recommend Amazon to friends and family because they are certainly best of breed.

      Congrats, Mr Bezos. BTW, how long does it take to get from your office to the loading dock on your new Segway?

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  8. Good to see--with reservations by grassy_knoll · · Score: 2

    Even if it is Amazon, it's good to see the .com model does produce profit.

    I just hope they didn't earn a profit from selling customer data, the infamous 1-click patent, and all the other dirty tricks.

    1. Re:Good to see--with reservations by nuetron · · Score: 1

      Agree bout time for some good news

    2. Re:Good to see--with reservations by The+Gardener · · Score: 1

      No, they got it from Europe

      Sales growth was strongest in Amazon's international segment -- its United Kingdom, Germany, France and Japan Web sites -- rising 81% to $262.4 million.

      The Gardener

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    3. Re:Good to see--with reservations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess it's about time to update your sig.

      10 is rather bleak compared to 500+ :)

    4. Re:Good to see--with reservations by MisterE · · Score: 1
      This is more accurate than you may even know. It seems that Amazon has about 1 billion US$ in cash from earlier "good times" (inflated stock sales) and they invested it in a "euro denominated debt security". That netted them 16 Million US$ last quarter.

      Gee, since they claim a profit of 5 Million US$ in the last quarter, that means that without the profits from their "Euro denominated debt security"... they still lost 11 million US$ in sales.

      My opinion is that the "profit" of Amazon is just another "Potemkin village" designed to draw more suckers ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H investors back to Wall Street.

  9. Jaded? by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how much of that profit represents 1-click licensing fees.

    Jaded? Party of one? Your table's ready...

    1. Re:Jaded? by NerdSlayer · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      If only chrisd's posts could be modded down...

    2. Re:Jaded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Timothy too, with his DMCA paranoia in EVERY FRIGGIN' STORY!

    3. Re:Jaded? by SilentChris · · Score: 2

      It'd be better to put him in a 2-seater next to Compulsive.

    4. Re:Jaded? by wsloand · · Score: 1

      It can be. Check your preferences page and you can turn off stories by any author.

    5. Re:Jaded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      make him your foe!

    6. Re:Jaded? by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 0, Interesting
      Sticking your head in the sand does not prevent these yabboes from broadcasting their opinions-cloaked-as-news as if they mean something. One of the points of moderation is to give fair warning to the easily gulled.

  10. Porn by astrotek · · Score: 5, Informative

    Meanwhile, porn sites have been making money since a text drawing of a tit was placed on usenet.

    1. Re:Porn by foo+fighter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Off-topic from article, but. . .

      The latest issue of Wired has an interesting article on just how hard it is to make money selling porn on the Internet. The market is saturated, so new-comers are pretty much shut out.

      Even the old dogs are having a difficult time making money. When sites like drbizzaro.com and its partners give away so much product for free, you have to offer a pretty compelling product, or cater to a very specific niche to make money.

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    2. Re:Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ahem..

      how hard it is to make money selling porn ... you have to offer a pretty compelling product, or cater to a very specific niche

      My dictionary defines "niche" as "a cranny, hollow, or crevice"

      insert your own joke here :o) (Pun intended :o)

    3. Re:Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the funniest post I've ever seen. What boob labelled it informative?

      *Cracks Whip*

    4. Re:Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was funny. Really. Thanks.

    5. Re:Porn by foobar104 · · Score: 5, Funny

      When sites like drbizzaro.com and its partners give away so much product for free...

      That sound you hear is the drbizzaro.com web server exploding into a gazillion pieces.

    6. Re:Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What sort of moron pays for porn when there's SublimeDirectory.com?

    7. Re:Porn by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      There are only a few times when I wish for a Score 10.... This is one of those times.

    8. Re:Porn by NineNine · · Score: 2

      Well, it is harder, but it's still possible to make money. If you know what you're doing, and you bust your ass, it's very, very possible to make money in porn. The truth is, very few people do, because MOST of the people in the business are kids who throw up a few galleries and expect the money to come rolling in. But yet, certain sites (I'm not going to name names) do give out a LOT of free porn.

    9. Re:Porn by raldanash · · Score: 1

      how many porn companies trade publically? (i know PRIVATE does, it's listed on the NASDAQ as Prvt i think). porns a relatively big business-but it's so decentralized, the analogy doesn't work. the only "big" games like vivid make $$$ value-added-posh sets and better looking stars, but even then, "gonzo" low-rent crap where they deal in cash is probably near half the industry.

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  11. oh please by ChannelX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't believe people. Amazon posts a profit for the first time (and on a reasonable time schedule in the real world) and then someone complains that it's not a big enough profit. What did the submitter expect? a 1-billion dollar windfall? considering the state of the US economy at the moment the fact that amazon made a profit is even better.

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    1. Re:oh please by AmbivaLence · · Score: 1

      I think that for the sake of the economy, and just for gp, we should hope that soon many other .com's can say in honesty that they too are actually generating profit instead of hyping up their stock.

    2. Re:oh please by geekoid · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      well, thats just people.
      personally I want Amazon to go down in a big ball of flames. That might be because I'm bitter that I couldn't get funding for the same thing, a year sooner, or its because of the 1 click patent, hard to say ;)

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    3. Re:oh please by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2

      Well, there is the fact that they should never have been losing money at the first place and in fact were only losing money because instead of being happy selling books and movies where they could turn profits their idiot management decided that they should sell everything on the planet, from lawnmowers to barbeques, to furry handcuffs or whatever the hell else they were selling at the height of their product line expansion. Their business model(like the web business model) works very well when selling things like books and movies where you can provide a huge selection and a brick and mortar cannot. However, it doesn't work when you can pick up the same item at the same price at a local store - cause thats what most people will do every time.

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    4. Re:oh please by benedict · · Score: 1

      Isn't anyone reading the press releases closely?

      Amazon did *not* make a profit. Not unless you
      pretend that a bunch of their costs don't exist.
      Which is exactly what they did for this
      announcement. By "generally accepted accounting
      principles" they still lost $millions this quarter.

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    5. Re:oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, they *did* post net income - please read the income statement. What do you think "generally accepted account principles" mean. Its GAAP - something that all companies use - standard measurement of accounting. It's real profit not funny money profit.

      Jeez

    6. Re:oh please by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Informative

      By "generally accepted accounting principles" they still lost $millions this quarter.

      What was that you were saying about reading the press releases closely? "Amazon reported net income of $5 million, or a penny a share, under generally accepted accounting principles, well ahead of analysts' expectations."

      Sheesh, dude, it's only the first line of the article. It says that analysts expected Amazon to report profit on a pro-forma basis, but they surprised everyone by using GAAP.

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    7. Re:oh please by benedict · · Score: 2

      You're right! I got my news from elsewhere.

      This just proves what they say, "If you want the
      real story, just post something wrong to
      Usenet^H^H^H^H^H^HSlashdot, and wait for the
      corrections to roll in."

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    8. Re:oh please by MsWillow · · Score: 1

      Oh please yourself! Have you ever checked the laws in the US? And the workings of the IRS?

      If you, as a business, don't make a profit, of any amount, every "X" years, they decide to shut you down. Jeff knows that, he's not a dummy. (I know him, I used to work with him before he started Amazon.)

      So, for "X" years minus a quarter, he poured every cent back into the company, building it up as fast as he could. When the time hit, he suddenly made a profit ... and, on that profit, he'll pay taxes.

      His business model works well. He's no dummy, even if he did let Annette go from his life.

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    9. Re:oh please by stressky · · Score: 1

      ...especially when a big bricks-and-mortar retailer (K-Mart) is going bust (or close to going bust) the very same day...

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    10. Re:oh please by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 2

      considering the state of the US economy at the moment the fact that amazon made a profit is even better.

      Ironically, the $5mil can be traced back to surprisingly strong sales of "How To Find A Job In A Struggling Economy... For Dummies!"

    11. Re:oh please by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2

      Funny, I've never heard of anyone getting shut down under such a law. I'd love to see a reference for this...

      Anyway, last time I checked the company was actually ditching many of its non core product lines because they weren't profitable.

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    12. Re:oh please by ChannelX · · Score: 1

      A "normal" startup business, if it survives at all, normally takes *years* to make its first profit (5 or 6 seems to be the average). There is no reason in the world Amazon should have come out of the gates making money. In fact all they did was sell books for a few years before branching out to other products.

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  12. Darn... by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would have submitted this first, but i was hit by a flying pig on the way to my computer..

    1. Re:Darn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's snowing! Break out the skis!

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    2. Re:Darn... by shinji1911 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Personally, I would have too, but I'm too busy trying to get the @##(*@! snowblower to start down here in hell.

    3. Re:Darn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you slashdotted kuro5hin!

    4. Re:Darn... by Cyclone66 · · Score: 1

      I was about to post it but Duke Nukem Forever finally came out and I can't stop playing it!

  13. Not 5c per share by robbyjo · · Score: 1, Redundant

    But 1c per share:

    Amazon reported net income of $5 million, or a penny a share, under generally accepted accounting principles, well ahead of analysts' expectations.

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    1. Re:Not 5c per share by aero6dof · · Score: 0

      Heh.. 5c/share was the figure using Enron accountants.

    2. Re:Not 5c per share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but are they paying any of it to shareholders as dividend, or are they going to do a microsoft and just sit on the cash even though they don't need to?

      when is miscrosoft going to pay a dividend?

    3. Re:Not 5c per share by hime · · Score: 1

      Most stocks don't pay dividends. They don't have to. Besides, one quarter of breakeven doesn't even come close to making up for all the money poured into Amazon so far.

  14. Do you believe it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to put too fine a point on it, but... Do any of you believe these numbers? Really?

    Their accounting staff can manipulate the numbers to show anything. Even if they are following GAAP rules, there can be serious issues in the way that the financials are tallied and reported.

    We rely on auditors to make sure the numbers jibe, but after Enron, I am starting to question everything that I read, particularly from firms who have never been able to make a dime. YMMV

  15. some validation, at least by macsox · · Score: 1

    i assume that most readers of slashdot recognize the value in the concept of having an internet business, and that many of the dot-coms were ahead of their time -- beyond the visible spectrum for most americans.

    it is therefore nice to see a pure internet business pulling ahead. i am tired of ignorant, 60-year-old pundits claiming that the internet experiment failed. it is inevitable, and this is yet another small step in that direction.

  16. what?!?! by trix_e · · Score: 0, Troll

    I call for a Congressional investigation... stop this Enron non-sense, this is truly a scandal... Someone making money on the Internet without porn or MLM... Something is fishy here.

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  17. Sure, this quarter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They cut headcount to the bone and trimmed as much fat as they could to make these numbers. If they are able to grow revenues without increasing costs, this will be a huge victory for them.

    As a retailer, it is incorrect to look at them in a quarter over quarter view. We need to look at them year to year, and they obviously showed quite a bit of growth in both the top line and the bottom line. We'll have to see how well they can keep this up next January.

    Congrats, Amazon. We'll be watching.

  18. Hell freezing over? by jayhawk88 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's with all the hell freezing over cracks? Is it really so difficult to believe a retailer would eventually turn a profit?

    Or all we all just amazed that at least one DotCom company had a solid business plan, stuck with it, and now has something to show for it?

    1. Re:Hell freezing over? by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 2

      It's just hard to stick with it when you're bleeding 50 million dollars a year. I'm sure all those dot-bombs would still be around if they didn't run out of money.

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    2. Re:Hell freezing over? by AmbivaLence · · Score: 1

      No brick&mortar retailer has ever had so much venture capital to work with. Amazon was sustained to this point in large part because of the way in which it's stock was valued. For a B&M retailer, you have to start earning on your investment much sooner than Amazon did or else you'd have to file bankruptcy.

    3. Re:Hell freezing over? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      But it WASN'T a solid business plan; even they admitted that they definitely overextended (gardening tools? why on earth would you sell those).

    4. Re:Hell freezing over? by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2

      Amazon had a solid business plan, yes. It said "We're going to sell books, cheaper, and offer a wider selection". And they got caught up in the dot com craze, and decided to go with a lot of business plans that were a lot less sound, like selling garden tools and hibachi grills where they had no conceivable advantage over a brick and mortar. And as a result, hemoraged cash like every other dot-com on the planet. Really, most of their uppermanagement from a year or two ago needs to be prevented from breeding.

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    5. Re:Hell freezing over? by zerocool^ · · Score: 2

      The fact remains that this got posted today, not because the news was released today, but because its Tuesday. On Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and alternating Sundays, we're pro bigbusiness, pro-DVD, pro patent, for stricter internet law, and pro linux takeover. On Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and alternating Sundays, we are anti-internet-law, anti-patent, anti-DVD, pro-freedom of speach, and anti-linux buyout.

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  19. Something to keep in mind by Shoeboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just because Amazon turns a slight profit doesn't make your stocks worth anything.

    In addition to raising money through sale of stock, Amazon has also raised money by selling bonds. Lots of bonds. The ammount of securities debt Amazon is carrying is far more than the total value of the company.

    Now for the fun bit: when push comes to shove, bondholders get paid before stockholders. Always. The people who loaned the company will get paid back before the people who bought part of it. Now it's worth noting that the securities amazon.com has issued are trading at very low rates. They're junk bonds. The market thinks there's a good chance that Amazon will not be able to cover the interest payments on those bonds in the long term. If that happens, the shareholders get $0.00 from any sale of assets.

    This makes Amazon.com a risky buy. Not as bad as VA Software, (people find Amazon's services useful afterall) but still risky.

    --Shoeboy

    1. Re:Something to keep in mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're missing the point here. Amazon's liabilities are being paid off on a continual basis and are part of the calculation of net profit for the quarter. If Amazon can maintain profitability, they will be able to pay off all bonds and loans in due time.

      The question is whether they will be able to maintain profitability past this quarter.

    2. Re:Something to keep in mind by cheezehead · · Score: 1

      Just because Amazon turns a slight profit doesn't make your stocks worth anything

      Right! Perception is reality in the stock market. Amazon's stock is worth what people think it is worth, mundane things like profits etc. only play a role because they may change the perception of the value, hence the value. It's the principle that Wall Street is based on.

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    3. Re:Something to keep in mind by axlrosen · · Score: 1

      "In the short run, the market is a voting machine, but in the long run it is a weighing machine."
      --Benjamin Graham

      What you're saying is true in the short term, but not in the long term.

    4. Re:Something to keep in mind by sulli · · Score: 2

      "In the long run we are all dead."
      --John Maynard Keynes

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    5. Re:Something to keep in mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Keynes was always such an optimuist."
      A poor devil working midnight shift in hell

    6. Re:Something to keep in mind by sessamoid · · Score: 2

      Just picking nits here, but if the bonds are truly trading at low rates, then they're not junk. Junk bonds have much higher than average return rates because that's what the market demands of the company to loan them money. If the company is a high risk, then they have to pay a higher return. High enough risk and they're termed "junk bonds."

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    7. Re:Something to keep in mind by cameronk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When you calculate the value, technically speaking the enterprise value, of a company you take the value of the equity and add the amount of debt. Therefore, the value of Amazon would be the sum of its present market capitalization, US$4.6B, and its long term debt, roughtly $2B, providing an enterprise value of $6.4B.
      Just because Amazon has a substantial amount of debt does not really mean all that much. Assuming that they remain profitable and cash flow positive, Amazon could well continue as the preemminent electronic commerce company for a very long time. The current market conditions have created substantial barriers to entry for new competition.
      I am not saying that Amazon is a sure thing as a company, they have some rather creative accounting among other things that could spoil the party. As a growth stock it should have more risk than more slowly growing companies like Nordstrom or Federated Department Stores. At the same time, the company has consistantly achieved success against great odds and remained out of chapter 11, even as more established enterprises like K-Mart, Montgomery Ward or even Enron have hit hard times.
      If you want to avoid all risk, you should probably stick with treasury bills.

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    8. Re:Something to keep in mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perception IS reality - period.

    9. Re:Something to keep in mind by boglebud · · Score: 2, Informative

      The amount of securities debt Amazon is carrying is far more than the total value of the company.

      The debt is accounted for in the "value" of the company's stock and, therefore, the value of the company. Remember, the debt raised is used to finance assets...it is not raised for nothing. It could be easily argued that the burden imposed on profitability by the amount of interest repayments made each year is more important than the nominal amount of debt on the balance sheet.

      Now for the fun bit: when push comes to shove, bondholders get paid before stockholders

      Erm...of course they do. Stockholder = owner. You are implying that a business owner may borrow money, and when things go wrong he should get the cost of his investment back before he repays external creditors. For example...I buy a store for $100 and borrow a further $100 from the bank to purchase inventory etc. Business is bad, inventory devalues, and my business fails. You think I should get my $100 back before the bank gets theirs? Obviously not.

      the securities amazon.com has issued are trading at very low rates

      The "rates" paid on bonds are, as someone else pointed out, related to the perceived risk in owning the bonds. If I were to choose to invest in a risky company, I would expect a higher rate of interest to compensate me for assuming a higher degree of risk. Alternatively, I could invest in a more financially stable company and get a smaller return.

      The market thinks there's a good chance that Amazon will not be able to cover the interest payments on those bonds in the long term...This makes Amazon.com a risky buy

      Risk is relative. Risk = uncertainty/volatility of financial return (amongst other definitions). And if the market as a whole thought that there was a realistic chance that Amazon couldn't service debt going forward, the company's stock would be worth basically nothing. There will be winners amongst the dot coms; Amazon is more than likely to be one of them.

    10. Re:Something to keep in mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      At the same time, the company has consistantly achieved success against great odds and remained out of chapter 11, even as more established enterprises like K-Mart, Montgomery Ward or even Enron have hit hard times.

      Yeah, Amazon didn't make the mistake that Enron made: they successfully kept the Arthurs out. Once the Arthurs invade a company, it is doomed.

  20. Re:Not really an accurate measurement by Bullschmidt · · Score: 2

    Not true. The pro forma profits were $35 million (from about the middle of the article). A quote:

    Excluding those expenses, the e-tailer's pro forma profits topped estimates handily, reaching $35 million, or 9 cents a share. According to First Call, Amazon was expected to lose 7 cents a share, excluding goodwill, on sales of $1.01 billion.

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  21. Linux saves Amazon by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And they have Linux to thank for it. According to this article Linux saved them $17 million. Therefore, if it wasn't for Linux, they'd be losing $12 million and they wouldn't have been able to keep their promises to Wall Street.

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    1. Re:Linux saves Amazon by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 2

      Well, I guess my post wasn't entirely accurate. The $17 mil wasn't all due to Linux (though Linux was cited as the primary reason) and the savings was for last quarter, not this quarter (although there should be a similar savings for this quarter). It's still a victory for Open Source software though. Go Linux!

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    2. Re:Linux saves Amazon by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 2

      If the government would switch to Linux, just think how much money could be saved.

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    3. Re:Linux saves Amazon by northsea · · Score: 1

      I see that there are some killjoys out there that doubt the role linux played in the Amazon numbers. My little 2 cents...they used Linux to host their business intelligence (multidimensional databases) and saved heaps on MS licenses there, not to mention it runs a lot faster on Linux than on NT.

    4. Re:Linux saves Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The linux machines replaced real unix machines, not NT machines.

    5. Re:Linux saves Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes and No. the actual servers with www.amazon.com were HP's. As time went on, amaazon bought up other companies. Many of these idio^h^h^h^hcompanies were running M$. All in all, the original hp servers were but a fraction of the amount that amazon replaced of the M$ stuff. And the HP's were paid for and were much less cost of operation than the M$. So, to be fair, you would have to credit a lot of Linux with giving amazon profits.

  22. Not That Much by The+Gardener · · Score: 1

    At 5c a share . . .

    A profit, but not five cents yet.

    Amazon reported net income of $5.1 million, or a penny a diluted share, compared with a net loss of $545.1 million, or $1.53 a basic share, a year earlier.

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  23. Re:Not REALLY. by hondo77 · · Score: 1
    I don't believe the expenses included debt interest or payments.

    What you believe is irrelevant (and incorrect). It was a real net profit, not pro forma nonsense (i.e. Ticketmaster).

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  24. Re:Not REALLY. by sprong · · Score: 1

    If I recall, they also don't include the cost of migrating from NT to Linux, nor do they include the cost of laying off people either.

    And whoever described Amazon as having a consistent or solid business plan has a short memory. Sellings books and movies is a solid business plan. Selling hammers and furniture is insane.

  25. "Profit" in the loosest sense of the word by HEbGb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm not impressed at all by a company that has had to spend several billion dollars to make a profit of $5 million. First of all, $5 million is peanuts, and the stated profit takes none of the infrastructure expenses they've been making for the last several years.

    If I spend $10 billion on a factory one year, and make $5 million the next year after operating expenses, am I profitable? No way. Not until the $10 billion factory is paid for.

    There was also few details given about the expense exclusions that have likely been included in the calculation. Let's see what the SEC filings have to say (they're not out yet).

    And even still, a $5 million profit on a $10 billion+ investment is a pretty lousy return (rate = 0.05%).

    1. Re:"Profit" in the loosest sense of the word by Narcocide · · Score: 1

      heh. i wonder if they'll be around long enough to announce having paid back all that investment capital....

    2. Re:"Profit" in the loosest sense of the word by 3am · · Score: 2

      i really am happy for amazon.. but i wonder more if _i'm_ going to be around long enough to see that day...

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    3. Re:"Profit" in the loosest sense of the word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you please stick to posting things you at least you know something about? (Granted that would be pretty small.)

      Nobody expects to recoup all of the investment expense in the short term. I'm not defending Amazon, but focusing on the 5 million number is pretty narrow sighted. Stocks are often priced according to several metrics, of which year-end profit is only one. Things such as growth (i.e. this year's over last), cash on hand, etc. come in to play.

      Expecting Amazon to have made $10 billion this quarter is simply moronic.

    4. Re:"Profit" in the loosest sense of the word by AstroPup · · Score: 1
      I'm not impressed at all by a company that has had to spend several billion dollars to make a profit of $5 million. First of all, $5 million is peanuts, and the stated profit takes none of the infrastructure expenses they've been making for the last several years.

      This was a profit using GAAP not pro forma results. You don't get to write off a $10 billion factory in one year.

    5. Re:"Profit" in the loosest sense of the word by raldanash · · Score: 1

      i think the anticipation is that this just the beginning and their margin will increase over time as their volume increases.

      an nytimes article stated that amazon's up front costs in technology and warehouses eat a lot of their revenue-but once they get beyond a certain volume, the cost increase is minimal.

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  26. this is good, in a way by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

    mainly because ANY company showing a profit is a good thing in todays economy. It seems they got the ship righted before it hit the iceberg.

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  27. quantnum theory by Narcocide · · Score: 2, Interesting

    this is proof that in an infinite amount of time, the quantnum probability of anything happening is at least 1

    1. Re:quantnum theory by yomegaman · · Score: 1

      "at least one"? You mean it could be higher?

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    2. Re:quantnum theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a probability of more than 1 means it has to happen more times so it dillutes into 100% chances that each one really did happen

      quoting richard feynmam "nobody understand quantum theory"

      I guess mr. narcocide knows more than my favorite nobel laureate.

    3. Re:quantnum theory by NonSequor · · Score: 1
      That's true, but only if the limit of the probability of the event occuring as time approaches infinity is non-zero (ignoring cases where the limit doesn't exist).

      This statement is equivalent to Murphy's Law. If the probability of something going wrong is non-zero (ie it can go wrong) then, given an infinite number of trials, it will happen.

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  28. Incorrect by sulli · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The story says the profit is net profit according to generally accepted accounting principles. (Of course the real scandal is that many companies are choosing to ignore GAAP in favor of the "pro forma" crap you discuss, but it doesn't apply here.)

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  29. The Matrix by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1, Troll

    Amazon is the best ePortal in the world! I think that Amazon should buy every corporation in the world, and patent every tiny detail of every operation that takes place in the resulting massive huge enormous multinational corporation. For example, "Method and Apparatus Attaching Manually Recorded Hardcopy," meaning, a patent on paperclipping some handwritten notes together, or, "Method and Apparatus for Disposing of Manually Generated Hardcopy of Temporary Use," meaning, a patent on tossing a piece of paper in the trash.

    Then, once all these actions take place, every person will pay an Amazon Tax on every transaction they make. Amazon will then buy all the governments of the world, enslave the human people, put a computer in command of those people, patent that, charge ridiculous license fees for it, put all the people of the world into chambers in a power plant and use them as batteries, and next thing you know, we have The Matrix.

    oooooOoooooHooooo oooooWoooooEoooooLoooooLooooo

    1. Re:The Matrix by glwtta · · Score: 2

      The Matrix was cool and everything, but that whole "human battery" idea is just plain stupid. It's gotta be the least efficient method of getting energy one can think of, plus the most absurdly convoluted way of going about it.

      Besides, it'd be a lot cheaper for them to build a few fusion reactors here and there, than to pay AOL-TimeWarner-Microsoft-Vivendi (face it, it's the future) licensing fees for the Matrix content and software. Can you imagine the monthly bills for MS Matrix Enterprise Edition with a few billion "seats"? And they probably don't sell too much ad space, so the programming/content costs would be astronomical.

      Yeah, yeah, off topic - how bloody interesting is Amazon.com, anyway? Oh, ok - real shame about that Amazon.com profit! There, its on topic - happy now?

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  30. Re:Not really an accurate measurement by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 3, Redundant

    No, if you read the article instead of applying your pre-formed assumptions, you'll find that the profit was under generally accepted accounting principles. The pro forma profit was even higher. Amazon beat out the expectations of the naysayers.

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  31. So much for amazon.org jokes ... by DigitalDreg · · Score: 1

    This comment is not lame, despite what the nice web page tells me.

  32. the emperor has no clothes by spoonyfork · · Score: 1
    Quick Mr. Bezos, get those profitability press releases out before the justice department gets their no-one-else-can-pull-an-Enron-but-us legislation on.

    Time is running out. Get those books cooking!

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  33. Re:Not really an accurate measurement by kochsr · · Score: 1

    it amazes me that you can sell 1 billion dollars worth of stuff and still lose money

  34. This is interesting ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

    From the article:

    Among other units, books, music and video remain Amazon's biggest sellers, ringing up revenue of $538 million in the fourth quarter, but sales growth was a mere 5 percent

    Electronics tools and kitchen sales were $216.6 million, down 2 percent from a year ago. Services sales were $98 million, up 3 percent.

    Not sure exactly what the "services" are (like everyone else, I hope it's not 1-click licenses) but this pretty much confirms what my gut told me: Amazon is good at selling books and media, but really lousy at selling everything else. I really hope that they realize this and get out of the TV's-and-lawn-chairs business. They're still a great place to buy books, but I've never bought anything bigger than about 1 cubic foot from them, and I'm pretty sure I never will.

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    1. Re:This is interesting ... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      They're still a great place to buy books
      why does everyone say this? I can get equal pricing at most book stores, get the book that day, and if there is a problem(not likely) I can get it taken care of that same day?
      The one thing that makes amazon something I would consider is that I can hace gifts deliverd right from them.
      of course, since there 1-click patent I don't buy anything from them, but I still don't see anything that cost+shippping is better then any number of bookstores around my home.

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    2. Re:This is interesting ... by Howie · · Score: 1

      Huh? "lousy"?

      Roughly one-third of their sales was high-value electronic goods, from a site almost universally known as bookstore. How is that lousy?

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    3. Re:This is interesting ... by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Try finding books here in Canada and you'll see how great Amazon is.

      Walking into any of the various Chapters/Indigo brick & mortar stores is totally pointless unless you're looking for the latest bestseller or Oprah recommendation (and note how many acres of space are devoted to selling candles, picture frames and other crap like that). Interestingly while they do have quite some selection, the 'best books' in every department seem to always be out of stock, and never replenished, while all the other non-selling crap obviously remains on the shelves.

      Ordering online from Chapters/Indigo is even worse, most things I am interested in seem to be always on 3-6 weeks shipping, while Amazon has ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS had EVERYTHING I wanted on '24 hours' shipping (and it *did* ship in 24 hours).

      I also remember once ordering a book in a brick & mortar Chapters store, being quoted '2 months' and after about 1 *year* being told that the book went out of print in the meantime (and yes, I kept going there every other week to ask what was going on). Same thing happened trying to order an import CD from the Virgin megastore: they got all my data, told me 3 weeks, it's been 2 years and they still haven't gotten back to me...

      While ordering from Amazon is expensive for us Canadians (shipping ain't cheap, and 3 times out of 4 I get to pay duty/GST and PST on the things) it is really the only option if you really want something in a reasonable time frame.

      Now if only Amazon shipped *everything* to Canada (most/all toys/electronics/power tools/etc. are US-only) it would be even better, not to mention if they slashed the really expensive shipping charges on paperbacks...

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    4. Re:This is interesting ... by rtaylor · · Score: 2

      If they tossed up a warehouse in Toronto or Vancouver they'd be set. I'd use them then, currently I buy (or wait for) about 3 books a month from Indigo...

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    5. Re:This is interesting ... by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      I pefer half.com myself, almost any book, half price, heh.

      Hmm, is Ebay profitable? (do they take a certain % of each sale or something? How does Ebay make their profit? I know that Half.com takes like 10% of each exchange or something)

      Amazon DOES have a good selection though, and their prices are equal to major bookstore chains even after shipping (which is all that their 'discount' about pays for, heh, either that or look at is as sales tax removal, depending on your state though. . . . .)

      Being able to get older books in a series is also nice though, especialy since the larger chains typicaly only stock random bits and pieces of older books in a series, and sometimes I just don't want to wade through tons of old science fiction book stores. :) (though that IS one of my favorite habits, hehe.)

      For that matter that is one of the reasons that I really do not use amazon.com all that much, I just enjoy wading through piles of books, hehe.

      There is a book store in the Pike Place Market (Google it folks) that specalizes in old Science Fiction books and magazines, hehe, yah they cost a pretty penny (its painful paying $10 for a book that has "Only 25 cents!!!" on its original cover artwork but. . . hehe. They are worth it. :) :) :) ) but shoot the emotions that just digging through an old pile of books can give ya. . . .

      (well, at least those ones that aren't behind lock and key, heh)

    6. Re:This is interesting ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      is Ebay profitable?

      Yes, they had a profit of $90.4 million last year.

      do they take a certain % of each sale or something?

      Yes, among other things

    7. Re:This is interesting ... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      They're a great to place to buy books that you can't find anywhere else. It is also much easier to search for books online than browse aisles at a bookstore.

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    8. Re:This is interesting ... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      their prices are equal to major bookstore chains even after shipping (which is all that their 'discount' about pays for


      Well now they're offering free US shipping on orders of $99+.

    9. Re:This is interesting ... by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      is Ebay profitable? Yes, they had a profit of $90.4 million [etrade.com] last year.

      That said, it'd be sad if eBay had lost money. What possible expenses could they have? They're purely an electronic service. Bandwidth and servers, what else?

      Actually, I just checked, and they apparently have 1,927 employees! That's amazing. I would think most of their service ought to be handled completely electronically. Now that it's working they ought to have 5 to 10 programmers/admins, a 2-person accounting department, and, say, 50 customer service reps.

      Makes me wonder what the other 1865 people are doing in an organization that should almost run itself...

    10. Re:This is interesting ... by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      Well. . . .

      If they have multiple server storage facilities then you are talking 5-10 admins per network minimum, and since the data that they are handling is so valuable they also likely have 2-4 security operators at each site as well (in fact I wouldn't be surprised, though I would sure as hell hope that it is so, if they have at least a few people on a 24/7 security watch).

      Then there are the people who just rove e-bay looking for illicit auctions to close (Hey, no body organs allowed!) and based on how fast Ebay is closing down such auctions now days, they must have quite a staff.

      Don't forget web page designers working on any n ew sections of their site, and so forth. Market researchers (what market should we expand into next. . . .) also likely play a part.

      Ebay also runs half.com (great service) and likely needs admins for that network too (since uptime is a must for them and every second they go out is alot of lost profits, they likely have seperate admins for their different main sites.)

      Ebay.co.uk also likely has its own set of admins and such. And customer service.

      And then their billpoint service needs admins and security personel (ALOT of $$$ involved there. :) I betcha they are all patched up! ^_^ ) and customer service reps (apparently that latter catagory has been lacking lately from what I have heard said by others).

      They seem to be constantly adding new features to their service so at least a few programmers are likely employeed there. You want your admins on the job full time keeping the site up, in this case where time = ($^2) it is worth the extra personel cost.

      Add internal tech support for all of those people (If your site has just been hacked you don't want your admins to go have to pause and go install a new toner cartridge for the secritary) and of course a HUGE bean counter depository (man I bet their yearly IRS forms are a PAIN to fill out!).

      Then add a manager per each employee and another manager per each 3 managers below him. . . and so forth on up for quite a few levels until you eventualy get to a board of directors and CEO and such.

      They probebly could trim /some/ fat off, but hell, they ARE turning a profit. :)

    11. Re:This is interesting ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "services" are probably those damn $4 shipping and handling fees they charge on a $7 paperback book! What I usually do is find a book on Amazon that sounds good, then I go to my local Barnes and Noble and buy it.

      But wait - if you act now you can get FREE shipping on purchases over $100!!!

  35. My reaction to this... by eric434 · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=19990406

    [scene: MS techie in moon suit, facing the perfect home for a new evil AI (in other words, an Arnold Shwartzenegger-type guy)]

    MS Techie:[thinking] How do I knock this guy out? He's positively huge. I don't even think a mallet would do him in.

    *thinks*

    Techie: I heard Amazon.com actually turned a profit this quarter.

    *whoomp* [Arnold faints]

    Techie:[thinking] Lies and damned lies...

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    1. Re:My reaction to this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, the real story here is that a UF cartoon is actually halfway amusing. I wouldn't say funny, but I'll give it amusing.
      Score -1987597843797923, obnoxious

  36. Re:Not REALLY. by blazerw11 · · Score: 1

    NO, YOU ARE WRONG!!!

    OK, you're right.
    this article says that pro-forma profit was ~$35 million. Net profit was ~$5 mil. I sit corrected.

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  37. Good for them - but only a start by Sircus · · Score: 1

    First off - I don't hold anything against the one-click patent. If they want to waste money on silly patents, that's their problem.

    Now that that's out of the way, it's nice to see them prove the nay-sayers wrong. But it doesn't mean a whole lot for the future - in order to get to this Milestone, they've spent upwards of $10 billion. They're paying $120 million a year in interest. If you take their 4th-quarter sales ($1.12 billion) as a guide to the next year's sales (generous - 4th quarter includes Christmas), you come out with 3% of their income going on interest payments.

    I really hope they succeed - I order pretty much all my stuff from amazon.de - but this profit is by no means the end of the road. It's nice to see they managed to declare GAAP-standard profits, though, instead of using the pro-forma get-out clause.

    See the official press release here.

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  38. Only if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Erm, I'm sorry to bring you down from the clouds but most internet startup failures were not due to them being ahead of their time.

    Unless of course in the future a sucessful business is one that make a huge loss with no real path to profitability.

    Yes Amazon is starting to go from loss, to break even and finally profit but I would hardly call them ahead of their time since at the end of the day they sell mainly Books, CD's, Video's and DVD's.

    1. Re:Only if by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Look at his name.

      macosx.

      Of course he likes things that are all form on top (gui), have this big huge empty hollow layer (performance/sensible design [lacking of]) and then have a bunch of kick ass things going on underneath (the BSD kernal)

      (for the slow, gui = many .com' way of doing things, lack of performance = lack of profits, and the BSD kernal = all the kickass things that the .coms hoped to achieve)

    2. Re:Only if by yomegaman · · Score: 1

      Just spend the money and buy yourself a Mac, they're not that much and it's obvious you want one. It's not healthy to go through life so consumed by jealousy. Join us happy Unix users!

      An example: a cow-orker just bought a VAIO laptop, and I was helping him get Linux going. First he wants to be able to plug in a USB mouse, so we mess around for awhile trying to get it going but the movement is always really jerky. I figure, maybe the mouse is bad, so I plug it into my iBook and sure enough it just works without having to do anything. We still haven't gotten it to work right on the VAIO. Next up is a wireless card, I'm sure that will be just as much fun. Of course, on my iBook I just plugged it in and it worked. Same with my digital camera, which I had previously wasted countless hours getting to read out in Linux (finally started working when 2.4.6 came out, before that it would just error out every time). Do you see where I'm going with this?

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    3. Re:Only if by jonathan_ingram · · Score: 1

      Do you see where I'm going with this?
      Yes - that hardware manufacturers need to invest some effort in making sure their hardware works in Linux.

      For what it's worth, *I* recently bought a Sony Vaio (GR214MP). Linux works perfectly with it. I've got a USP host powered Zip250. The first time I plugged it in, it thought for a couple of seconds, and then up popped a Zip 250 drive icon on my KDE desktop. Simple, easy. With Windows XP (included on the machine) I have to fiddle to get it working.

  39. These are NOT pro forma profits by fetta · · Score: 1
    "Please keep in mind this profit is measured pro forma, a measurement not even recognized by most investors. It's still a milestone for Amazon, though."

    The profits being reported are NOT pro forma. See this quote from the CNN.com story:


    Amazon didn't even have to resort to controversial pro forma accounting methods. It posted a net profit of $5 million, or 1 cent a share, for the quarter, using standard accounting methods.
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  40. What do you give up for good book service? by pigeonhed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So what is the cost to you for that good book service. Amazon's patents are exactly why I do not order from them. I did order from them alittle over two years ago and yes they are excellent at what they do. That said, noway am I buying from them. There agressive patent tactics leave me feeling dirty when at there website.

    Just my view.

    1. Re:What do you give up for good book service? by Archfeld · · Score: 2

      I agree wholeheartedly. This web site is full of people spouting about how to change things, but when it comes to speaknig with $$'s most folks can't bear a wee bit of inconvenience, so any sort of moral stand goes right out the window. I refuse to buy from Amazon, simple. Borders, Barnes&Nobels, Half priced books all get my business weekly but Amazon gets nothing from me.

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    2. Re:What do you give up for good book service? by WoodenBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Borders, Barnes&Nobels, Half priced books all get my business weekly but Amazon gets nothing from me.
      So the fact that Borders and B&N happen to have some questionable business tactics means nothing?

      I'm not saying Amazon's a saint, but before you denouce them, look at what some of the stores you frequent participate in.
    3. Re:What do you give up for good book service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen Bro!

      I don't buy from them, but I DO use their reviews and recommendation features to find things that I want to buy... Then I run down the street on my lunch hour and buy it at Barnes and Noble. Who needs a $4.00 shipping charge for a $7.00 paperback book?

  41. $5 min? by cliveholloway · · Score: 1
    What was the maximum then?

    cLive ;-)

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  42. Great Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please keep in mind this profit is measured pro forma

    Doesn't read the article or even understand the point of the story, ie that Amazon makes its first real (ie not pro forma) profit, and gets marked up as insightful ... great going!

  43. Reuters story by Metrollica · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Reuters story can be found here and there is a story here on The Guardian.

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  44. CORRECTION: No Funny Account by blazerw11 · · Score: 2

    This article states:
    Amazon didn't even have to resort to controversial pro forma accounting methods. It posted a net profit of $5 million, or 1 cent a share, for the quarter, using standard accounting methods.

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  45. Re:Alan Thicke, DEAD. by Narcocide · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    i'm amazed by the amount of effort that has gone into this apparently completely useless post.

  46. The Unneccesarily Long Road to Profitability by AndyChrist · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How many internet companies (where it matters not to the customer where you are) do you think would have been doing much better if they had not headquartered in high-priced tech centers like Seattle and San Francisco?

    1. Re:The Unneccesarily Long Road to Profitability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would the engineers have gone?

      Sure Dell does okay, but who really wants to move to Austin?

    2. Re:The Unneccesarily Long Road to Profitability by sulli · · Score: 1

      None. They wouldn't have been able to hire anybody. That's why Gateway moved from Sioux Falls (home of the cows) to San Diego.

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    3. Re:The Unneccesarily Long Road to Profitability by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      I would hardly call Seattle high priced. (or a tech center, there isn't a single d*mn fucking computer store within 30 minutes of my place, bleh, the malls on either end of town are about it! Sheesh.)

      Hell after amazon.com left and alot of those other .coms went bust, the average cost of a house or apartment around here shot WAY down!

      (wish they'd stop making those damn condo' though, disgusting to see people stacked up like rabbits. :( :( :( )

      Oh sure while amazon was HERE it cost them alot of $$$. :)

      You can actualy still occasionaly see (as of ~6months ago) Japanese business dudes getting out of Limos in front of to the old amazon.com place and getting a tour by some amazon.com offical.

      Weird.

    4. Re:The Unneccesarily Long Road to Profitability by GPB · · Score: 1

      Amazon never left Seattle. They are still headquartered in downtown Seattle. They no longer have warehouses in Seattle or ship from there, which is probably what you are thinking of. Most of their corporate offices are still in Seattle.

      -B

    5. Re:The Unneccesarily Long Road to Profitability by jayed_99 · · Score: 1

      I worked for Metricom (the Ricochet people).

      In the final dark days, many of us in the Dallas and Houston offices wondered exactly how much the two multi-story, fancy office buildings in downtown San Jose actually cost. I mean, we're talking a place where a 1300 sq ft town home can sell for $400,000.

      And, of course, the higher price of living meant that everyone needed a higher salary.

      It's pretty much a given than you're not going to find the 500 hundred electrical engineers, wireless developers and system administrators that you need if you're looking in BFE, North Dakota. But there are a *lot* of other places you can find the real estate and people that you need cheaper than Califonia.

      So what if you need to "stay in touch" with the deep industry currents in Silicon Valley -- rent a nice SMALL office; keep a SMALL staff on hand and have your corporate executives fly out there every few weeks. It's going to be a damn sight cheaper than maintaining 500 employees and 30,000 sq ft of office space in one of the most expensive places in the US.

    6. Re:The Unneccesarily Long Road to Profitability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      there isn't a single d*mn fucking computer store

      So...

      damn is too offensive, so you *** it out, but fucking is okay?

      wish they'd stop making those damn condo

      No, damn is fine too.

      Have you been smoking the crack again?

    7. Re:The Unneccesarily Long Road to Profitability by Jboy_24 · · Score: 1

      I worked for a unsuccessful opensource based compnay in San Mateo Ca, our 3 floor office space supposedly cost around $110,000/mnth

    8. Re:The Unneccesarily Long Road to Profitability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess... you've never been to Austin, right?

    9. Re:The Unneccesarily Long Road to Profitability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason they started at Seattle is betwen Ingram books - a major source of wholesale books - is based in Seattle. or so I heard from someone working at Amazon.

    10. Re:The Unneccesarily Long Road to Profitability by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

      Uhh....they would have been better able to hire people in smaller cities if they weren't all concentrated into a couple of big ones, if they were spread out more. Is a silicon valley neccesary to build a successful company, or is all that's really needed a good public school/university system nearby?

    11. Re:The Unneccesarily Long Road to Profitability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm from Texas. Austin is the best city in Texas, but its no San Francisco where I love now.

      So... Have you ever been to San Francisco?

  47. Big News Day by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Of course, I've done my little bit to help, going so far as to buy several books from .com and .co.uk (lykes UK covers, which now are showing up in US), but notice I didn't receive my customary Amazon coffee cup, like I did in years past. Guess that's the difference in making a profit.

    I'm still giddy over Netscape vs M$.

    Some good for Seattle area, some bad, all is in balance.

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  48. proof of concept for amazon? by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    but the question i have is this:

    is this really proof that amazon's business model is sound?

  49. Dot-com model? by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

    What the hell are you talking about? They are actually SELLING things which people might actually WANT, and be willing to pay for, and presenting said things in a manner that makes it easy to find what you are looking for.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't most people think "ad revenue" when you say "dot-com model?"

    1. Re:Dot-com model? by Howie · · Score: 2, Funny

      don't most people think "ad revenue" when you say "dot-com model?"

      Maybe I'm older than the average slashdotter, but I still thought '64K single segment' when I saw .com model :-)

      [I know it's from CP/M and VMS before that...]

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  50. Nice... by Arimus · · Score: 1

    As someone whose just got laid off from Macaroni its nice to see a company making a profit and having something good said about it for once.

    All the negative press and talk of recessions etc is a very good way of getting a recession...

    Let's hope that a) amazon keep the profits going up, b) they've had their bout of bloodletting and don't need to again (or atleast for a long time) and c) that I can manage to persuade my pig to land...

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  51. From the article: Amazon switching to Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    The company's fulfillment, marketing, and technology and content expenses were lower in the fourth quarter compared with the year-earlier period. Amazon has shifted many of its systems to the Linux operating system and hasn't had to market as heavily since many rivals such as eToys have disappeared.


    So Linux helped making Amazon profitable-- a next to impossible event-- happen. Cool.
    1. Re:From the article: Amazon switching to Linux by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      So Linux helped making Amazon profitable-- a next to impossible event-- happen.

      Yeah, amazin what happens when you don't have to look through the keyhole to see if it's the BSA here to shake you down for Microsoft license fees, even if you have bought every copy, but can't find the paperwork.

      I wonder how much Wall Street will pay attention to that tidbit.

      Still, that much growth during a downturn in the market, you'd think they were selling retraining manauls by the truckload.

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    2. Re:From the article: Amazon switching to Linux by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      "and hasn't had to market as heavily since many rivals such as eToys have disappeared."

      Hmm, didn't we here at /. have something to do with helping that along? :) :) :)

    3. Re:From the article: Amazon switching to Linux by yomegaman · · Score: 1

      No, you didn't. Hope this helps.

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  52. Amaron? by rdelsambuco · · Score: 1

    Amazon has taken the life blood out of the independant bookseller trade: a trade that provided for families all over the country (world?) Now that wealth has been taken and put in the pocket of the smiling dwarf Bezos/Potemkin. What a joke! Can anyone say "Amaron.com"?

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    1. Re:Amaron? by Com2Kid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Dude;

      where do you think amazon.com GETS its rare books from?

      Yup.

      Independent book sellers! (says so on their page, no idea how reliable that is. ^_^ )

      Kinda hard to find alot of those old books therwise, hehe.

    2. Re:Amaron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm all for supporting the little guy, the independant bookseller. But at least in my experience, ordering from a local independant bookseller results in a far longer wait, and higher costs. If I can order online, have my specialty books quickly, that's all I care about. (And with me, it's not so much the money; I'd pay more to a local bookseller if I didn't have to wait so long.)

      Selection, convenience, and price. I wish there were a way for the small bookseller, hardware store, or other, to compete with the big boys, but I haven't seen it yet. Sigh...

  53. A factory is a capital expenditure... by MeowMeow+Jones · · Score: 4, Informative

    and not an expense.

    Why? The factory is worth $10 billion dollars. Amazon could sell it if they had to. Then the factory depreciates over time and that's when the company can expense it.

    I agree that this is a shitty return, but there's a big difference between spending $10 billion on a factory and $10 billion on programmers salaries.

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    1. Re:A factory is a capital expenditure... by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      The "factory" is an example...
      You think Amazon actually makes anything? Warehousing is how online companies undercut retailers for prices...
      that 10 billion went to advertising, buying up worthless other dot-bombs to make them go away, and probably paid for a lot of caviar and cigars for Jeff and his buddies.
      Think of it this way... you run a company that sucks up money like a funnel, but because its on the "hip and trendy" internet, it lasts much longer than it should and you get to live the high life...
      When it folds, you file for bankruptcy, move to the cayman islands and start fresh with your hidden savings account.
      Sounds like a good way to run a business to me :)

  54. the internet is starting to work by peter303 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Greedy vulture capitalists distracted the contruction of internet commerce in the late 1990s. Finally a few companies are getting it to work properly.

  55. Die Amazon, DIE by hugecyberpenis · · Score: 0

    1 quarter of profit? No projection of a *yearly* profit in sight? Enron doesn't have a monopoly on online retailers!

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  56. Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Now I can't use my favorite line anymore, which was "Amazon: they lose a little money on every sale, but make up for it in volume!"

    For a while there, there announcments all read along the lines of "Unfortunately, sales increased last quarter, so we lost even more money than the previous quarter."

  57. Amazon finally made profit? by backhash · · Score: 0

    Better sell both my shares of stock...

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  58. And in related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sales of ice skates in hades have just increased 10,000%...

  59. Amazon's Future by Metrollica · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is a recent story here about Amazon's future.

    It talks about Amazon making its way to open real stores and even let customers order online and pick up their purchases at stores like Circuit City to save on shipping. Amazon has started working with its competitors by providing them with services instead of competing. Amazon is also going to provide e-commerce services to AOL subscribers starting next year.

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    1. Re:Amazon's Future by istartedi · · Score: 2

      That makes a lot of sense. Just as "the last mile" is a problem for broadband, it's also a problem for online retailers. The difference is that most people already own the necessary infrastructure--their cars and some spare time.

      If the "buy online, pickup at the store" model takes hold, this has all kinds of implications for the way distribution works, and what a retailer actually does. For one thing, it cuts into the revenue stream for delivery companies like UPS, who've been getting a shot in the arm from online retailing.

      I think this is the way things will eventually go. Shipping everything right to your door via UPS isn't efficient. Economic darwinism will ultimately scale that market back so that only those who truly want that convenience will pay for it.

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    2. Re:Amazon's Future by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      If the "buy online, pickup at the store" model takes hold, this has all kinds of implications for the way distribution works, and what a retailer actually does.

      Booksense (an association of independent bookstores) pioneered this over a year ago. (As well as a bunch of other cool features like gift certificates buyable online and redeemable online or inperson across the country.)

  60. Wow... by ratajik · · Score: 1

    I realize, considering the amount of money sucked up by Amazon, 5 million isn't a LOT... but for someone of this size, actually demonstrating that they can make money off of the internet is GREAT. They, along with many others, funneled that money into starting a whole new industry. That takes time and a lots and lots of money, before getting a return. For their business model, maybe this is a sign that they are past that initial point of "figuring it out". They may actually have a business model that works, one that can make money. The infrastructure is in place, the R&D is done (at least the big chucks of it). Give 'em a year and see what happens, who knows, we may look back on this as the start of profitable e-commerce retailers

  61. Used Items by Ender77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An Item that the article didn't mention was their used items. This is a very smart move by Amazon(and a direct rip-off of half.com) since all they do is list used items that people want to get rid of, Amazon gets a percentage of whatever a person sells and it costs Amazon $0.0X money.

    1. Re:Used Items by Tazzy531 · · Score: 1

      stole the idea from Ebay who has been profitable since the beginning...b/c of VERY low overhead costs

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    2. Re:Used Items by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Who stole the idea from your local classified ads. This isn't a new idea, just an old one applied to a new place.

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    3. Re:Used Items by stripes · · Score: 1
      stole the idea from Ebay who has been profitable since the beginning...b/c of VERY low overhead costs

      Sort of, but it is fixed cost vs. an auction, and the sellers don't make the product description amazon/half does. Not that auctions or classified ads are new...

  62. Great, except that this company is in a defecit by jamesmartinluther · · Score: 5, Informative
    Yes, profits are always a good thing (when earned and honestly accounted for).

    But the big "straight numbers" problem with Amazon can be illustrated as follows:

    Quarter ending December 31, 2001
    Total assets $ 1,637,547,000
    - Total liabilities 3,077,547,000
    = Total stockholders' deficit ($1,440,000,000)

    Quarter ending Sep 30, 2001
    Total Assets $1,346,368,000
    - Total Liabilities $2,800,362,000
    = Total Stockholder Equity ($1,453,994,000)

    Would you pay $4.6B (about its current total market price) for a company that continues to be worth around $-1.4B? Take note that I am not accounting for "hope" and "prospects" here.

    If they double, triple, or even quantuple this quarter's $5M take, it will be a long time before Amazon.com can justify the enormous chasm between debt and assets. Amazon.com must have some seriously bright prospects to justify their market cap!

    The above fiancial data is based on SEC filings and is from the quarter ending Sep 30, 2001 and today's press release from Amazon.com.

    1. Re:Great, except that this company is in a defecit by SpinyNorman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Amazon's P/S (1.23) is certainly higher than the brick & mortar book stores (Barnes & Noble 0.47, Borders 0.56), but that seems reasonable considering their massively lower overhead costs and need for inventory. You're also paying for the growth - they've come from nowhere to now have sales of the same magnitude as these two, and increased revenues by about 15% last year...

      You're still taking a gamble that revenue growth will continue, but that seems a reasonable gamble - not an outrageous overvaluation.

      All IMO, IANAL, etc.

  63. two important points to take from this ... by PaganRitual · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... are as follows ...

    1) amazon appear to have made a profit without anyone (or me at least) every receiving any spam from them (sure, i get occasional mailing list stuff, but i signed up for that when i created my account with them) ... see? you dont have to piss ppl off with unsolicited emails to try and make money. sometimes you can just work hard at it (and yes, patent and sell off stuff, but they arent the only business to do it, so GET OVER IT already)

    2) the news link in the article has what may be the worlds first html anchor of the phrase "pooh-poohed" ... i think this page should be archived somewhere for posterity. im pretty sure that even winnie the poohs personal website doesnt have that phrase on it.

    1. Re:two important points to take from this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I explicitly asked NOT to receive any junk mail from them. I started getting junk mail with embedded HTML in it. Two sins in one! I gave them a couple of chances to stop. They didn't, I stopped shopping with them. I went to Borders.com. Unfortunately amazon became their on-line presence, so I dumped them too. I've spent thousands of dollars at amazon, yet they proved they didn't care at all about my business.

    2. Re:two important points to take from this ... by shimpei · · Score: 2
      1) amazon appear to have made a profit without anyone (or me at least) every receiving any spam from them
      I have. Not directly from them, but I got spam addressed to an Amazon-munged address (shimpei+amazon@blah.com) that I gave to no one but Amazon, which means the bastards must have sold it.

      Admittedly, this was more than four years ago, and when I started buying from them again recently, I did not receive anything beyond a few ads from Amazon itself. But then again, I didn't bother giving out munged addresses this time, so I can't tell if they're still selling addresses or not.

    3. Re:two important points to take from this ... by k8to · · Score: 1

      1) amazon appear to have made a profit without anyone (or me at least) every receiving any spam from them (sure, i get occasional mailing list stuff, but i signed up for that when i created my account with them) ... see? you dont have to piss ppl off with unsolicited emails to try and make money. sometimes you can just work hard at it (and yes, patent and sell off stuff, but they arent the only business to do it, so GET OVER IT already)

      Maybe you've gotten by without getting spammed by Amazon, but I certainly have received my fair share of the pale pasty pink meat-ish substance in a can. I have been spammed by amazon over and over and over. It got to the point where I crafted special procmail rules to bounce their spams directly to abuse reporting addresses, as they were so amazingly regular.

      Amazon was an early follower of the idea of 'customer spam'. This mindset would hold that any customer is fair game for spamming for the rest of their natural life. This just isn't so. The mere purchase of a single product from a vendor does _not_ entail solicitation of any and all commercial mailings the vendor can think of for the remainder of the customer's natural lifespan.

      Even if your brain is so clouded as to fail to comprehend that such email is not solicited, Amazon remains guilty in multiple fashions. Specifically calling and emailing them to request cessation of said emails was acknowledged and agreed to and still the spam came. Specific opt-out boxes checked were tried and still the spam came. Temporary successful releif from spam occurred after talking to manager after manager, but then they started sending me spams asking if maybe I would like to receive more of their spams. The best of course is the meta-spams, when they would mail me unwanted mails -- which I had asked them to stop -- containing spam advertising from third parties. This was the point that I started auto-routing such emails to abuse reporting addresses. I don't know if they ever would have stopped. Eventually I null-routed their domains from my network, and more recently have changed my email address.

      As for your comments regarding their egregious patent, you basically assert that other people doing similar bad patent skulduggery makes it somehow more acceptable. To believe that commonality of actions makes them acceptable or unaccaptable makes you a fool, and to state the same lets us all be aware of that fact.

      2) the news link in the article has what may be the worlds first html anchor of the phrase "pooh-poohed" ... i think this page should be archived somewhere for posterity. im pretty sure that even winnie the poohs personal website doesnt have that phrase on it.

      Yes. The Slashdot "editors" are among the majority of illiterates who never learned what hypertext was for, but yet persist in spending their lives failing to use it correctly.

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    4. Re:two important points to take from this ... by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      a further two points i myself (no longer wanting to speak of behalf of anyone else) have taken from this ...

      1) out of all the people to correct you when you have said something in error (or made reference to your own experience and then generalised, a mistake i shouldnt have made, ill admit), the amount of people that insist on being derogatory and making (subtle or otherwise) personal attacks instead of being diplomatic towards you in regards to your comments is always greater than zero ...

      ... and ...

      2) whenever anyone charges someone else with being illiterate you only need to look back no more than two sentences in what they have written to see a spelling error. i find that "unaccaptable".

  64. Re:AMERICA ATTACKED -- AGAIN by geekoid · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I don't get it.
    Trolls at least do something conterversal to get a good war going.
    Flames are directed at something/someone
    Insight full post, are well, insightfull.
    this is none of those, its a meaningless statement with no gain. why?

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  65. Wow- by beefstu01 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So pigs can fly, you can throw snoballs into hell


    And yes, there is a Santa Claus.

    I never thought it possible.

  66. Proforma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep in mind, those are proforma earnings.... their profit is only after they have written off millions of expenses.....the profit is an illusion.

  67. (.Y.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alright, hand over your cash

  68. What? by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You didn't believe in me?

    Dancin Santa

  69. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The numbers are GAAP earnings. Now you can disagree with GAAP, but these numbers are not pro-forma.

  70. In your face! by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 1, Troll

    All of you unbeleivers that were talking about "dot-com death" and such. Take that!

    1. Re:In your face! by yomegaman · · Score: 1

      I can just see you last Sunday, after the Packers scored a chippy touchdown to pull to within 21: "Yeah!!! Packers rule! Take that Rams!"

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  71. Re:Not REALLY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I ordered some tools from Amazon, and the order was outsourced to a mail-order tool supply house.

    So they aren't even trying to stock hammers and furniture ... but they were able to capture my business. Seems like a sound business plan to me ...

    BTW, if you haven't checked out Amazon's tool department, you should give it a look. Very comprehensive!

  72. I still have that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll share it with you, if you promise not to distribute it. Here it is:

    (.)

  73. some kind words for Amazon by treebeard77 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    disclaimer: unabashed fan of Amazon

    It's been mentioned how helpful Amazon is for those who don't live in an urban center.

    What is more notable is how many small presses Amazon has saved. It has given "shelf space" to small/speciality presses who couldn't get the back dusty corner in a mall store. Some time back, more than a year, I remember reading an article which contrasted Amazon's sales with typical brick & morter bookstores. B&M's sales are 80% best sellers, 20% "others". Amazon's sales were the reverse. Good for small presses, non-mainstream writers, & folks who don't live near specialty bookstores.

    1. Re:some kind words for Amazon by waterbiscuit · · Score: 1

      I'd like to second this support. When I have used Amazon, it has been because of the ease with which I can obtain books which I otherwise have to travel a long way to buy, or have had difficulty buying.

      I am very pleased they have at last turned over a profit, no matter how small, as I can only praise their company. Books have always arrived within the expected delivery dates, and it is just so simple and convenient. Whenever I have ordered books from bookshops in the past, there have always been some sort of complication: the wrong edition, it is out of print with a particular publisher, the assistant orders the wrong book.

      I really hope that Amazon continue to improve upon their success and improve integrity, as if eery-day consumers are to find confidence within using the internet for shopping, banking, etc, they need a competitive, stable, reliable and reputable company whom they can trust initially- I think Amazon fits that perfectly!

    2. Re:some kind words for Amazon by monopole · · Score: 1

      For those of us who live in an urban center or anywhere near one, Amazon has been an complete disaster. The bulk of the small, quirky, bookstores which sold nearly 100% small/specialty press materials (esp. feminist bookstores) have been wiped off the map! These were communities which let you know which new quirky titles were comming out and allowed you to meet interesting people.

      In exchange, with Amazon we get the transformation of the bookstore into a sweatshop, with customer service driven offshore, and the bulk of the jobs diverted to entry level manual labor. Read http://www.tnr.com/021901/cohn021901_print.html for the straight dope. This, and a minimal need to post a profit, allows them to undercut the true brick and mortar independent bookstores. Do you think the prices or the service will remain the same after Amazon drives the majority of the bookstores out?

      I'm far from a Luddite, but when a 'new economy' company uses age-old robber baron tactics to wipe out a preferable if less high tech solution, I won't support it. I've lived in the hinterlands before (5 yrs in Rome NY land of no bookstores) and I know how liberating a Barnes and Noble is even if it is 50 miles away. But the toll on the culture is apalling in the urban centers.

      If you need to get books at remote locations use Booksense.com, powells.com, and opamp.com, real bookstores with real booksellers.

  74. amazon has a *VERY NICE* web site.... by linuxlover · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anytime I need to read about book / dvd reviews, I head on to Amazon site.

    Sure they are not darling red-hat (one click patent and all), but they run a decent web site.

    1. Re:amazon has a *VERY NICE* web site.... by glwtta · · Score: 2

      Yep, I absolutely love their website, and use it to research all sorts of things before I buy.

      Mind you I don't actually buy anything from them (that whole thing about them telling me they'll be selling my personal info to others, just not sitting well), but I do use their website alot.

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  75. VCs get out early by Dasein · · Score: 1

    Generally VCs get out at or shortly after the IPO. It's the large institutional investors (read pension funds) that end up getting stuck holding the bag. The VCs and thier LPs got thier money back many times over and are generally long gone.

    VCs invest in very risky, very high growth companies. They expect a 100x return on investment becasue they know that only one in 20 is going to make it. 5x investment overall isn't bad but you have to invest in a lot of companies in order for it to work out. Once a company IPOs, 100x returns just aren't there. And besides, I want VCs investing in high risk stuff. There are plenty of stock brokers out there to take care of investing in the companies that have already made the transition from private to public.

    So weep not for the VCs but don't curse them either.

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  76. Not paying attention? by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    If you'd been reading Slashdot today, you would have noticed the other story about Amazon.

    While they did spend a lot on advertising, they also bought very expensive sorting machines for thier warehouses. The efficency of that machine is what let them hire fewer workers and in turn make a profit - they don't just have big expensive warehouses, they also have a massive sorting machine and a great process for getting things shipped quickly that would probably be an intangible asset worth quite a lot apart from the physical assets.

    As for the profit being sustainable, they noted in same article that they think they can double output from those warehouses using the same amount of labor. It seems like at the moment Amazon will turn into the most efficient game in town for turning around web based orders, which in turn should help it stay competitive.

    I know I use Amazon for almost all my movie/CD/book shopping (Ok, sometimes I use FatBrain). Sure, I can save a few dollars on average here or there but what I have learned from experience is that Amazon is a lot more likley to have stuff well packed and arrive to me in good shape. Witness buy.com who has a number of times sent a few CD's loose in a box with one air cell thrown in as an afterthought!

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  77. 1-Click? 1-Schmick! Linux == $5m by Demerara · · Score: 2
    I wonder how much of that profit represents 1-click licensing fees.


    None, I'd venture. If you measure the savings made by Amazon migrating (flocking might be a better word) to Linux, you'd more than equal $5m.


    Have a nice dividend (snigger).
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    1. Re:1-Click? 1-Schmick! Linux == $5m by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      Watcha talkin' about Willis?

      Guyana and Ghana are different countries.

  78. Dog with Flees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what? I get the best deals on tech books at my local Border's than I do at Amazon! Especially if you include shipping and handling! Amazon is dead!!
    Look at the financial reports. Need I say more?!?

    1. Re:Dog with Flees by beanerspace · · Score: 2

      I hear ya ... I owned some Amazon stock ... got out as it was tumbling. I told my broker ... "I don't want to own shares in a company that I no longer buy from ..." which is what I told him once I discovered the discounts on technical books at ReadMe.Doc ...

  79. Sayonara by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You won't have Chapters/Indigo to kick around much longer.

    They'll be pushing up daisies very soon now.

    (Where will all the candle buyers go?)

  80. Re:Not really an accurate measurement by MiTEG · · Score: 1

    If they lose money on every sale they make, why do people still think this is amazing?

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  81. Google, too by RedWizzard · · Score: 5, Interesting
    According to this Google also made a profit, although since it's privately held they ain't saying how much. Also interesting is that they've only had $26 million in VC funding, and nothing since 1999.

    Since my article on Google's profit was rejected yesterday I can only assume Slashdot editors only care about the performance of dotcom companies they own stock in.

    1. Re:Google, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Or perhaps they wanted to buy Google stocks first, before publlishing the news.

    2. Re:Google, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Stock fraud. There's no other possible reason why your submissions might be rejected.

    3. Re:Google, too by RedWizzard · · Score: 2

      Please tell me I didn't need a smiley on that. I do think it's pretty ironic that this article about Amazon's profit turned up the day after my Google one was rejected.

  82. Ah, another speculator by roystgnr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wall Street seems to be full of them: people buying stocks based on the "bigger sucker" theory, hoping that whether the stocks were worth anything or not there will be a bigger sucker to sell them to later. The whole dot-com crash was due to the failure of this theory: eventually you reach the biggest sucker.

    However, there are still a few people out there who actually look at company earnings and (wait for it...) dividends before buying a stock. If you've got a few spare bucks you want to gamble with, being one of these "investors" may not sound like fun, but people playing with their retirement funds might want to give it a try.

    1. Re:Ah, another speculator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem with dividends is that they are taxed at the higher income tax level instead of the lower capital gains level.

      Someone saving for retirement would look highly on dividends because of the tax-free nature of retirement funds.

    2. Re:Ah, another speculator by cheezehead · · Score: 1

      I'm not disagreeing with anything you say, however, a lot of companies do not pay dividends at all.

      I completely agree that nobody should gamble with their retirement fund (or college fund, or any money they can't afford to lose), since even a "solid company" can be a bad investment (Enron).

      Btw, "speculator"? I don't even have money in stocks. I was merely pointing out that a lot of stock prices are based on nothing substantial, and therefore stocks can be a risky investment.

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  83. Good Bloody Job by Whomp-Ass · · Score: 1

    Really now. He did it. He said he'd do it and he actually pulled it off.

    The one-click patent, while frivolous, would have been done by anyone with a brain...when noticed it was a unique, competitive edge...but I'll digress upon it's stupidity.

    Hellsyeah & Cheers Jeff...Good Bloody Job

  84. Anyone ever wonder by xg0blin · · Score: 1

    I saw on the news the other day that in the midst of the recession, e-bay is booming. Now, I wonder what e-bay is doing that Amazon is not. The companies are rather similar.

  85. Too damn bad it did squish Bezos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Geez, he was insufferable enough when he was losing money.

    As if he were the first one ever to think, "Hey, I'll sell books to people and make money".

  86. Thanks! by roystgnr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You could have just pointed to the cartoon and let us see it unprepared, but I'm sure it will be twice as funny now that I've read the transcript!

    That was a good start, but next time, try explaining the joke, too: "And so when the guy says Amazon.com turned a profit, it's so ridiculous that this super computer gets burned out, because that's how ridiculous Amazon turning a profit would be!" I know User Friendly cartoons are already a continuous laugh riot on their own, but if you'll follow this simple advice you can help make them even more hilarious!

    1. Re:Thanks! by eric434 · · Score: 2

      Well, but then I would have had a comment that consisted of just a link. Besides, there's those Lynx users to think about...

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    2. Re:Thanks! by pogle · · Score: 1

      As one who's recently converted to Lynx for much of my basic browsing, thanks for the consideration. Of course, I was in the process of digging up that link to post on my own when I saw yours ;-)

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    3. Re:Thanks! by eric434 · · Score: 2

      You're welcome, and thbbt, I got there first :D :D :D

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  87. But it's only Pro Forma! by Boiner · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is a Pro Forma profit, which is a nice (and legal) way of saying they've deviated from GAAP (Generally Accepted Accounting Principles) and done some creative accounting. CPA types will be glad to explain why there are several dozen ways to define $PROFIT.

    Please, check the footnotes...

  88. Re:But it's only Pro Forma! (No, it's not.) by 1stLexicon · · Score: 1

    Read the article again. That's $5 million NET not pro forma. Everyone expected a pro forma, but Amazon surprised them and posted a REAL proffit.

  89. For Shame! by marktwain · · Score: 1

    Your remark about the "one click licensing fees" is most shameful don't you think?

    LOLOLOLOLO

  90. wait for the full year results by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 2

    Amazon has had a habit in the past of basically moving costs out of the last quarter of the year into other quarters, so their "Christmas" quarter always looks great (though this one looks a shedload better than their year-ago, that's for sure).

    Maybe somebody who owns the stock and actually pays attention to the financial statements (i.e., you didn't buy it at $140/share and are stuck with it now) can research this?

    Also pay attention to their HUGE debt. Poor debt management can kill a company, like KMart which filed bankruptcy today.

    Although I don't like Amazon because of the patents and the fact that Jeff Bezos is a clown (okay a little ad-hominem there, but making him man of the year was an embarrasment to Time magazine if you ask me), I'd hope they succeed because I love reading their great reviews before buying CDs and books from Barnes and Noble. :-)

  91. Just one comment to make... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    See this cartoon.

    Three years later...

  92. Stock Price by spudwiser · · Score: 1

    what's all this 1c malarky? nyse.com and nasdaq.com both list Amazon.com, Inc. AMZN at $12.60 per share. it hasn't been under $1 since Q3 1997.

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    1. Re:Stock Price by Oswald · · Score: 1

      um, that would be what a $5 million profit works out to: $.01 per share.

  93. Profit, yes, but what kind ? by mike_lynn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you read this article from the Seattle Times, it talks of Amazon.com's method of 'pro forma' accounting, which seems to be a pretty convenient way to hide expenses from the bottom line.

    I'm happy for the supposed turn for the better Amazon.com is experiencing, as much as I am for any bellweather Dot.Com. I'm just not sure I'd want to invest in them personally.

    1. Re:Profit, yes, but what kind ? by transiit · · Score: 2
      Congratulations! You're wrong.

      Seattle Times:
      On Tuesday, Amazon is expected to report what it calls a "pro forma" operating income, which excludes certain noncash items. Much ado has been made about "pro forma" accounting, a term not recognized by the Financial Accounting Standards Board, a group overseeing accounting rules.
      Or, analysts expect pro-forma accounting.

      News.com:
      Amazon reported net income of $5 million, or a penny a share, under generally accepted accounting principles, well ahead of analysts' expectations. Most analysts had predicted that the company would report a profit on a pro forma basis, which excludes a host of expenses and charges.
      Or, the analysts were wrong, they used generally accepted accounting principles.

      So the news here is that they not only made a profit, but did so by fudging the numbers no more than any normal accountant would.

      -transiit
  94. Good reason to buy solid stocks by OSgod · · Score: 1

    Like Intel, Microsoft, IBM, etc. in the tech arena (proven track records, good accumulation of values and dividends).

    Face it -- No Linux stock belongs in a retirement fund yet. Redhat is speculative as are many tech companies in general. The three "blue chip" tech's listed above are proven companies -- you may not double your money in the next year but you won't loose it all most likely either.

  95. Bill Gates should buy Amazon out by wackybrit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Frankly, Gates could pluck a few billion from his pocket change, buy Amazon, and have a MAJOR strangehold over much of the commercial world. Not only that, but he gets tons of customer data for Passport.

    While Microsoft doesn't appear to want to get into the retail market what-so-ever, Amazon would make a great outlet for their gear.

  96. This got 4 points and a funny? by multiOSfreak · · Score: 0

    You guys should get out and see some live stand-up.

    Hey, I've got one!

    "I guess pigs must have wings now. Yuk-yuk-yuk."

  97. What I really want to see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...is RH also post real earnings. ("real" == GAAP, not pro forma.) I suspect that will take a lot longer, though, considering their business model.

  98. Amazon's Accounting Practices by techsoldaten · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bringing in Arthur Andersen to do the books was the best thing Amazon could have done.

  99. Re:Bet the Jews are happy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually, this jew is happy, and drunk for that matter

  100. Bizzaro World! by Kamel+Jockey · · Score: 1

    I read the strangest headlines today:

    • Amazon makes money
    • K-Mart files for Chapter 11
    • Netscape sues Microsoft

    This feels like one of those "parallel universe/time travel" episodes they used to have on Superfriends!

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  101. Re:Lack of Internet growth scary? by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, yeah - I basically agree with you.
    I've been into computers long before the Internet became popular, and I've invested far too much time and effort in this field to just give up on it because of a digital version of the California gold rush.

    As long as those of us truly interested in and dedicated to I.T. stick out these "knee-jerk reaction" times, I think things will get back on track sooner, rather than later.

    It's the big investors who got burned on the dot-com fiasco, so of course they're the ones out there now proclaiming that "The new economy didn't exist!" and "The next 10 years of the stock market will be driven by industry, brick-and-mortar stores, and traditional service providers." In their minds, it's the only outcome they're comfortable seeing.

    The fact is, the Internet is growing up. We're quickly moving from the "wild, wild west" of Cyberspace to a more governed and commercialized space, where the "real world" reaches out and hangs a virtual hat. This also means that after the fallout from the craziness ends, we probably won't see fast growth like we used to see. Instead, we'll see small profits here and there, and a lot of failed commercial sites - paralleling the real business world.

    Although I used to criticize Amazon.com for "dabbling" too much (seemed like Bezos wanted to sell everything under the sun, until of course, a particular item didn't pan out so well for him), I think his persistence at selling his core line of products (books and media) is starting to pan out.

  102. Re: eBay by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't wonder at all. For one thing, eBay is the equivalent of a virtual world-wide garage sale/discount goods expo. It's exactly the type of shopping people want to do most when the economy is depressed.

    (If you're making lots of cash, you don't want to settle for someone's used stuff. When money is tight or future money is unsure, those cheaper used items start to look like real good options.)

    As for other sites like Amazon not benefiting like eBay is - that's really a no-brainer too.
    eBay got into the game "early and often". They attained a critical mass of regular buyers and sellers. For a while, I used both eBay and Amazon auctions - but I gave up on Amazon auctions as they just weren't worth my listing fees anymore. (For every 1 item I'd successfully sell there, I'd sell 3 or 4 on eBay - and usually for higher bids.) You have to go where the "eyeballs" are when you want to sell. That starts a chain reaction, since the buyers want to go where the most items are to bid on.

    Amazon never really pushed hard enough to win back the users migrating to eBay auctions. I think they had (maybe still have?) a chance to do it because they're another well-recognized Internet name. They'd need to take a loss for a while though, like offer all listings free for 9 months or so, and advertise it in magazines, etc.
    Then, they'd also have to ensure they offered every single feature eBay does (dutch auctions, non-paying bidder alerts, easy online payment system, etc. etc.) if they want to keep those people.

  103. And I just managed to get a date... by Micah · · Score: 2

    ...for the first time in 6 years. Somethiing must really be up!

  104. thanks for posting by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

    2002-01-22 16:04:18 Amazon.com Turns a Profit! (articles,news) (rejected)

    Make the submission queue a wiki for God's sake. 100,000 readers and you fucks can't be bothered with journalistic integrity of any kind.

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  105. In the Amazon Rain Forest Money Grows On Trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the Amazon Rain Forest Money Grows On Trees

  106. An oversimplification..... by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    The only difference between Amazon and Enron is that Amazon's debts are actually on the books.

    -ted

  107. bn.com is a pearl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No cookies, no java, no javascript. A very graceful, responsive, hasslefree site that beats yahoo.com or slashdot.org hands down. Can't compare it with Amazon's, though, since I never visit that company out of principle (patents, privacy).

    Marko

  108. Hitler, Timothy McVeigh, and Judas Iscariot by nick_burns · · Score: 1

    ...kindly ask that the folks at Amazon turn the thermostat back up.

  109. quick question by Beevis · · Score: 1

    Were Anderson the auditors ? :) *(oops)*

  110. Not impressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    OK, let's review:

    Spent $13 billion

    Got a few warehouses, a web site, and "first mover advantage" in what is going to be a low margin business, one day soon.

    At 1 cent per $12 share, that's a return on equity of 0.08%, or about 0.32% annualized.

    Now to compensate for the volatility risk of this thing, one might hope for earnings of what? 15%? Ridiculously low, but interest rates are low. That'd be about $250MM/q, or a cool billion a year, in nice round numbers. Achievable? Maybe.

    To make that return back when the stock was $100 would have required profits of $8bbn/year. What were they thinking?

    Looking back, Bezos could have bought the entire publishing industry, built his damn website, and been in a high margin business. Too bad he didn't have the vision for it.

  111. Books, books, books! ... and some software by raldanash · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know Amazon is trying to turn into a retailer-perhaps Walmart.NET or something, but let's focus on its core business-books. It does a good job there. It's changed buying habits all over the world. I mean, how many times have you guys gone online to see how well a book is reviewed? Granted, the system isn't perfect, but it's a hell of a lot better than reading the inside jacket (like I used to do before the NET).

    I don't know if Amazon is going to change the world as a retailer, but it has changed the way everyone buys books. Even if you don't buy directly from Amazon, people will often look at the online reviews and than going check out the book in more detail at B&N or Borders.

    I believe software is somewhat the same-though I generally don't buy a lot of MS stuff, when I do I check the reviews at Amazon. These are the sort of things where Amazon has developed a really good business model.

    If it every does go bankrupt, I expect that they'll just shed all the extra stuff and pair back to light and information oriented items like books and software, they can always make money and they already have volume.

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  112. Only 5 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Myself I wouldn't complain at making a profit of a megre $1,000.

  113. Coming up next on Unlikely TV by LadyLucky · · Score: 0
    Slashdot (SLDT) yesterday posted its results for the previous quarter. The results were ahead of expectations from industry analysts

    "We were able to make significant savings in the software procurement department after we fired the guy who had been sneaking NT boxes into our cluster", said a source at Slashdot earlier today.

    The CEO of Slashdot is also known to receive a large bonus, as a proportion of the company's profits, and stock options in OSDN.

    Things have not always been plain sailing however. A quick net search reveals that the security has been compromised, and that the entire source code used for Slashdot is available on the internet.

    Whether or not any dividend will be paid has yet to be determined.

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  114. But the final mile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    is done by the post office here in the UK, and over the last year their service has gone downhill fast - they've changed their brand name (Consignia), changed their delivery from 8am at my door to 9:30am maybe (when I'm out!), started delivering me letters addressed to similar addresses, and had a habit of getting me to go to sorting offices in the middle of nowhere in order to pick up my packages! :-(

    At least they haven't all brought out their Uzis, like I hear is standard practice in the US.

  115. Um, no. by RobotSlave · · Score: 1
    Amazon's liabilities are not being "paid off on a continual basis." Interest on the bonds is being paid, but the principle, which amounts to close to three billion dollars, is not being addressed at present.

    Five million per quarter isn't going to cut it.

    1. Re:Um, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the principal needs to be paid off, they can borrow more (remind you of a certain government?).

  116. Not quite. by RobotSlave · · Score: 1

    In the eyes of the law, Amazon is headquartered in Delaware. For the rest of us, they are headquartered in Seattle, but not downtown. They moved to Beacon Hill years ago.

    1. Re:Not quite. by GPB · · Score: 1

      Well I consider the PacMed building to be "downtown" Seattle, but I guess it technically really isn't. My bad.

      -B

  117. Our postal workers are Good Americans(tm) by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    At least they haven't all brought out their Uzis, like I hear is standard practice in the US.

    Our postal workers are good Americans(tm). When they go postal, they use shotguns, like any True American(tm) would. Uzis are for pussies.

    :-)

    In all seriousness, the professionalism of our postal workers during the Anthrax scare was nothing short of inspiring, and very surprising given all the bad press (and bad events) that have happened over the years, resulting in the phrase "going postal" becoming equivelent to "running amok." A lot of us (myself included) would probably not be inclined to stay at their job and continue working day in and day out with that sort of direct threat hanging over our heads, yet these folks did so, for weeks on end, without missing a beat (at least here in Chicago).

    Still, it seems to be more fun to joke about postal workers running amok than high school students, probably because the latter tend to do it a lot more often these days, and not least because we (especially we Americans) love to take the piss out of anyone in uniform.

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  118. One-click patent by lost_it · · Score: 1

    Ok, to everyone who is moaning about the 1-click patent, let's get something straight: If Amazon hadn't come up with it, I doubt anyone here would have.

    Yes, yes, I realize that the technical way to do it is painfully obvious. But according to Alan Cooper in "The Inmates are Running the Asylum", Bezos and the designers had to drag the programmers kicking and screaming into writing the code to do it. Why? Because the programmers wanted to give the user a confirmation screen, and effectively make it 2-click shopping.

    Face it, Bezos and his designers were thinking outside the box, and the rest of us are just pissed that we couldn't see something so obvious.

  119. good PR, but it ain't final by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm not saying it isn't true ... i'm just saying that they haven't filed these numbers with the SEC yet ...

    http://knobias.10kwizard.com/files.php?sym=amzn

    until they do file with the SEC, i wouldn't trust the rumor for crap. with some companies (*cough* Enron *cough*), i wouldn't even trust the numbers AFTER they filed with the SEC.

    lets face it. last year, Amazon had a loss of $1 billion (yes, timmy, thats with a 'B'). this year, they claim a profit? call me a skeptic, but i think somebody had a crash course in Creative Accounting.

  120. Re:Do you believe it? by overunderunderdone · · Score: 1

    We rely on auditors to make sure the numbers jibe, but after Enron, I am starting to question everything that I read

    This is why the normally hyper-pro business commentater Larry Kudlow advocates lynching the executives of Enron and Arther Anderson. Their high profile and massive fraud casts doubt on everybodies numbers. If you doubt the validity of those numbers you are not going to get into the market. A public execution (and I'm not too sure Larry was speaking figuritively ;) is the only thing that will reassure the market that the numbers it relies upon are accurate.

  121. Bill Gates wouldn't buy a Linux shop, but IBM? by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2

    I don't think Bill Gates would buy Amazon. Because they just migrated onto Linux, he would either face a new loss in migrating over to MS technologies, or he would have to live with owning a company saving cost by using Open Source software.

    It's basically a lose-lose situation for Bill Gates.

    For IBM, it could be interesting to invest in/run Amazon. They are putting a lot of effort and resources into Linux, and it would be nice to show to the world how Linux can be a good foundation for a profitable business.

    I doubt they will actually run it, but perhaps they could offer to deal with the technical stuff? It could certainly be valuable experience for all parties.

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  122. Wrong on every count; a perfect score. by hndrcks · · Score: 1

    First off, the word is principal , not principle, when one is speaking of amortizing a loan. Second, ValueLine shows the total outstanding LT debt of the company as 2.1 billion, which is a far cry from 3 billion. Lastly, you have no idea whether the princip AL is being addressed or not - this has nothing to do with the profitability of the firm, and everything to do with the loan covenants. If the covenants were not being met, the debtors would have the right to call the loans and send the company to bankruptcy court. In fact, the truth is just the opposite - I call your attention to the company's SEC 10-Q filing, which contains a balance sheet item "Current Portion of Long-Term Debt", indicating that in July of this year, at least 18 million of the non-interest liability on LT debt was due in the next 3 months.

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  123. Independent bookseller trade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Geez, if one company can kill a certain market, just how viable was that market to begin with?

    And I guess all the folks who work at Amazon count for nothing, huh?

    P.S. Did you compose your response on a stone tablet and use a mule train to deliver it to /.?

  124. Gee, I'm sorry I used the wrong word. by RobotSlave · · Score: 1
    And I'm sorry it was two billion instead of three.


    Now. Would you please go look up the terms of the other (much larger) bond issues, and report back?


    Five million still doesn't cut it.

  125. Goverments play on a different field. by RobotSlave · · Score: 1
    Sure they can borrow more, so long as their credit rating is good, and the capital markets aren't too tight.

    But borrowing 2 billion to pay off CCC bonds that are trading at a greater than 50% discount? Get real. That means that for less than half the cash, you could instead buy their debt, and own the company when they file ch11. Would you give them the money under those circumstances?

  126. thats a pretty old unsubstantiated claim by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    from 1998..any follow up of results from a judgement? All I see is one company saying another is hurting our business..But either way more info is good so thanks :)

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    errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?