Wimp: "But eBay's got TOO MUCH stuff! My little brain can't handle it! Boo hoo hoo! Can't someone else do the thinking for me?"
CmdrTaco: "Of course we can. We'll reject all other stories to get your plaintive cry heard by the several thousand drones which inhabit Slashdot on a daily basis. Just remember to spell 'Microsoft' with a dollar symbol and you can become part of the herd"
But I wouldn't go looking for rich men on a pro-Linux site. In fact, I wouldn't go looking for viable sexual partners at all. Filthy AIDS-ridden freaks they are.
Open Source projects are managed using the "grab and hack" method. 12 year old coders are too immature to be able to plan anything out other than their inability to score with girls for the rest of their lives.
That'll be when they start giving a damn about the users... Never.
Linux exists to please only one type of computer user - the programmer. By definition, Open Source excludes the efforts of the people that have real jobs and need to get work done WITH computers.
Linux is like a car that has the engine on the outside. Sure, you can maintain it with ease, but if you don't know what you're doing, or fail to read the obscenity-laden manual, you can endanger yourself and your fellow drivers.
This car would only appeal to car mechanics, and of course, is an ugly piece of shit.
Just like Linux. An embarressment to have on the desktop. If it wasn't, how come the only Themes you can get for the Windows rip-offs they call Desktop Managers are blatant copies of Apple and Microsoft designs.
Apple and Microsoft care about their users. That's why they pump MILLIONS into user group testing, and have published tomes on Human-Computer-Interface concepts.
These are blatantly stolen by Open Source thieves, and due to the immaturity of Linux programmers, are invariably implemented incorrectly.
Competition is good! Which VM will be the best for the future will be determined by Survival Of The Fittest(tm)
Which is EXACTLY how Microsoft operates internally... Guess Linux has gone beyond the need to just blatantly rip off the Start Menu innovation and is moving on to business practises.
And they expect to be taken seriously. Would you want to be running a mission critical app at the most crucial point in your businesses career and be presented with the message "Fucked Dentry"?
Imagine telling that to your CEO. Linux is CLEARLY not ready for grown-up work. But at least it has plenty of pretty clock applets and Windows rip-offs.
... repeatedly mashing your head against the keyboard. You'll produce better code than the contents of the typical tar.gz atrocity that you find on Sourceforge.
They'll come up with something that on the surface LOOKS like.NET, but is actually a poorly functioning facsimile underneath.
Without any documentation. Where is Linux's equivalent of MSDN, eh? NOWHERE. The best you get is the source code, which has comments written by the twelve year olds that think they know how to write an operating system:
#include coderippedofffrombsd.h
struct p_tuxgraphic(void); /*
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK PISS FUCK
I'VE DONE A WEE POO BAB
I'M SO 31337!!!!!!11
*/
call_shittyclock();
Who pays for Shareware anyway? Yet more bedroom-coded shit. Shareware is of the bug-drenched quality of Linux clock applets, yet infested even more with what we should term "cancerware", nasty pieces of crap that clog up your computer with adware, nagging for timeouts, and especially the half arsed spyware that seems to get attached to EVERY program these days.
This is why software bundling is a GOOD thing. A user can buy a new computer with WinXP installed and be able to have EVERYTHING they need up and running in an hour. No nagware. No adverts. No cancerware. Just pure efficiency.
Lets do our bit to put these amateur shareware coders out of business. And if you're lucky enough to have a shareware parasite living near you, why not give him a visit to repeatedly beat and anally rape him?
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It's amazing how easily Slashdot advocates 'Mob Rule', isn't it?
If a company or individual is doing something you don't like, FORCE them to!
Wimp: "But eBay's got TOO MUCH stuff! My little brain can't handle it! Boo hoo hoo! Can't someone else do the thinking for me?"
CmdrTaco: "Of course we can. We'll reject all other stories to get your plaintive cry heard by the several thousand drones which inhabit Slashdot on a daily basis. Just remember to spell 'Microsoft' with a dollar symbol and you can become part of the herd"
USE A FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE!!!
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And just how many commercial airplanes have the Americans crashed into civilian targets, eh?
Quit with the America bashing. For all it's faults, America is STILL the greatest country in the world.
The only reason al Qaeda hates America is because they're jealous.
Look at his name. It's an anagram of "assrape".
Brown Dwarf, I ask you. Geez.
... reputation higher than his hope.
But I wouldn't go looking for rich men on a pro-Linux site. In fact, I wouldn't go looking for viable sexual partners at all. Filthy AIDS-ridden freaks they are.
Fist Sport!
About two consonants, I think.
Open Source projects are managed using the "grab and hack" method. 12 year old coders are too immature to be able to plan anything out other than their inability to score with girls for the rest of their lives.
That'll be when they start giving a damn about the users... Never.
Linux exists to please only one type of computer user - the programmer. By definition, Open Source excludes the efforts of the people that have real jobs and need to get work done WITH computers.
Linux is like a car that has the engine on the outside. Sure, you can maintain it with ease, but if you don't know what you're doing, or fail to read the obscenity-laden manual, you can endanger yourself and your fellow drivers.
This car would only appeal to car mechanics, and of course, is an ugly piece of shit.
Just like Linux. An embarressment to have on the desktop. If it wasn't, how come the only Themes you can get for the Windows rip-offs they call Desktop Managers are blatant copies of Apple and Microsoft designs.
Apple and Microsoft care about their users. That's why they pump MILLIONS into user group testing, and have published tomes on Human-Computer-Interface concepts.
These are blatantly stolen by Open Source thieves, and due to the immaturity of Linux programmers, are invariably implemented incorrectly.
This is quite interesting since I haven't begun tuning -rmap for speed yet ;)
Yet more half finished shit masquerading as enterprise-ready software...
Competition is good! Which VM will be the best for the future will be determined by Survival Of The Fittest(tm)
Which is EXACTLY how Microsoft operates internally... Guess Linux has gone beyond the need to just blatantly rip off the Start Menu innovation and is moving on to business practises.
Linux is more Cathedral than Bazaar these days anyway!
Keep up the good work! I just like the freedom that not getting IP-blocked provides.
VM = Virgin Masturbators. The only people that use Linux.
Get an account. It's easy.
No fucker wants it! Fist Sport!
And they expect to be taken seriously. Would you want to be running a mission critical app at the most crucial point in your businesses career and be presented with the message "Fucked Dentry"?
Imagine telling that to your CEO. Linux is CLEARLY not ready for grown-up work. But at least it has plenty of pretty clock applets and Windows rip-offs.
... repeatedly mashing your head against the keyboard. You'll produce better code than the contents of the typical tar.gz atrocity that you find on Sourceforge.
Congratulations for your promotion of groupthink. I salute you!
They'll come up with something that on the surface LOOKS like .NET, but is actually a poorly functioning facsimile underneath.
Without any documentation. Where is Linux's equivalent of MSDN, eh? NOWHERE. The best you get is the source code, which has comments written by the twelve year olds that think they know how to write an operating system:
Sucker!
I claim the REAL Frost Pist.
BSA? BullShit Artists more like!
Who pays for Shareware anyway? Yet more bedroom-coded shit. Shareware is of the bug-drenched quality of Linux clock applets, yet infested even more with what we should term "cancerware", nasty pieces of crap that clog up your computer with adware, nagging for timeouts, and especially the half arsed spyware that seems to get attached to EVERY program these days.
This is why software bundling is a GOOD thing. A user can buy a new computer with WinXP installed and be able to have EVERYTHING they need up and running in an hour. No nagware. No adverts. No cancerware. Just pure efficiency.
Lets do our bit to put these amateur shareware coders out of business. And if you're lucky enough to have a shareware parasite living near you, why not give him a visit to repeatedly beat and anally rape him?