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  1. Re:...and the whole thing is over!? on IBM Files For Declaratory Judgement In SCO Case · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's examine the facts, shall we:

    1. He's goofy...
    2. barely intelligible...
    3. clearly from another planet...
    4. he's on the side with the good guys by default (nobody else wanted him)...

    5. and

    6. his power is entirely political and was gained solely by association with other people who actually know what they are doing.

    Jar Jar == Larry Ellison.

    [*rimshot*]

    THANK YOU, THANK YOU! YOU'RE A GREAT AUDIENCE! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!
  2. Re:Switched to TaxCut on Has Intuit Made Good on DRM Removal? · · Score: 1


    I switched to TaxCut, too, and I think it's a better program: It's cheaper, the online help is better, and it can do comparative analysis for things like filing jointly vs. separately.

    It still, unfortunately, does stupid things like ask you thirty questions to determine whether you are required to pay AMT when you clearly and obviously aren't, but the expert-systems design approach can only take you so far.

  3. Bill's finally lost it. on Gates: Hardware, Not Software, Will Be Free · · Score: 1


    Waaaaaay too much time in the outback, there, Bill - you're starting to sound like Larry Ellison.... maybe even Howard Hughs.

    Actually, on a more serious note, this just reinforces my suspicion that Steve Ballmer is really the guy running things over there - he's the guy we should really be blaming for all the FUD.

  4. Re:IBM on IBM's Linux Upgrade Roadmap · · Score: 1


    Not only that, but I'm *ALSO* getting that feeling about Novell. They should have done this *years* ago. [smacks head with palm of hand.]

  5. Poor man's firewall. on Data Security on Windows Machines? · · Score: 3, Insightful


    My first advice is to sacrifice an old PC to a real standalone OpenBSD or Linux firewall.

    If that's not possible, go to CompUSA and plunk down $50 for an internet connection-sharing NAT box. (LinkSys, NetGear, etc. usually call them modem-sharing/gateway/routers [*SHUDDER*]) If you aren't willing to invest in building and maintaining a real rule-based standalone firewall on a PC using Linux or OpenBSD, this is probably the next best thing and you can't beat the price. IT IS NOT TOTAL SECURITY - you still have to deal with internal threats (ActiveX, spyware, viruses, etc.) be aware thatthe models that are based on Linux kernels may actually be hackable to serve a terminal prompt (though I don't think it's been done) but the NAT/masquerading it provides will block incoming connections and hide your internals, and for most home/so users with Cable/DSL/Wireless connections, a NAT box plus Spybot S&D and Avast AntiVirus should be sufficient.

    If that's too risky, do what GNU does - keep the real (sensitive) data offline on an unnetworked box.

  6. Re:This is dirt cheap.... on 100-Year Domain Renewals? · · Score: 0


    Eeek. You win.

    [/had no idea]

  7. This is dirt cheap.... on 100-Year Domain Renewals? · · Score: 2, Insightful


    VeriSign is selling the functional equivalent of a lifetime registration.

    You know, like US copyright law.

    Sure, it's not for every domain, but $1000 for 100 years of not having to rely on the kindness of others (who may even hate you) because the boneheads in your internet services division let your company's registration lapse is dirt cheap. It probably won't sell like hotcakes, but jalapeno poppers isn't out of the question. Speaking corporately, it's a lot cheaper than lawyers and bribes you'd need to fund to win your lost domain back. ;)

  8. Re:The DirecTiVo is the cheapest PVR out there... on TiVo Will Die · · Score: 1


    More of the same: my cable company (Time-Warner) gives us a Scientific Atlanta box with DUAL DIGITAL TUNERS (record 2 shows at once), 40 hour capacity and full service contract for $6/month. Since they fixed the crashing/rebooting problem, my only real remaining complaint is that the menus and onscreen controls are dog slow (I think the hw needs more horsepower.) Tivo is going to have to turn into a software company or die.

  9. Re:Here's one from a few year ago. on Arguing the Case for Fair-Use by Example? · · Score: 1


    OT: Why would you name a childrens' day camp Diablo? It's spanish for "devil", for crying out loud! That's freakin' creepy.

  10. Re:Hey, wait a minute.... on Coding The Future Linux Desktop [updated] · · Score: 1


    Aw, crap. You are right on, brother. /. needs an 'unpost' button.

    Mods, please down-mod grandparent into obscurity.

    [slaps own hand] BAD ME! [more repeated self-slappings]

    [Author's note: My original comment was based on misreading the first line of the article. I thought it said *GTK* was due in a week, leading me to reference yesterday's article about the GTK release. heh, heh.... giggle....]

    [Another author's note: If I am not willing to read the articles before commenting, why should the mods be bothered to read the articles before modding? I know, we're losing it....]

  11. Hey, wait a minute.... on Coding The Future Linux Desktop [updated] · · Score: 2, Informative


    Did you guys switch the polarity on the temporal transducer again? It's *LIKE* a re-post, but not.

    Here ya' go, from yesterday.

  12. Oh, yeah, sorry, I forgot this one: on 3D Realms' Scott Miller Warns Warner · · Score: 3, Funny


    Then, there's the obvious:

    (ahem)

    Well, at least Time-Warner will **MAKE** games that will have an opportunity to suck.

    Thank you, thank you very much, I'll be here all week!
    Drive safely, remember to tip your wait staff and try teh fish!

  13. History lesson: on 3D Realms' Scott Miller Warns Warner · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Doesn't he remember Atari? T-W owned that from '76-'86, their most profitable and inventive years when they made great games.

    /Tongue-very-nearly-almost-only-partially-in-cheek :)

  14. I *LOVE* this kid! on City Officials Almost Ban Foam Cups · · Score: 1


    We should give him some kind of medal - no web site out there does a better job of exposing poor critical thinking than his. [Email forwards are, however, another story! :( ]

  15. Re:My eyeballs aren't for sale on Unicast Claims Success With Internet Commercials · · Score: 1


    The "Flash Click-To-View" extension for FireFox/FireBird is pretty sweet - it replaces all flash objects with a big grey button that doesn't play the flash animation until you click on it.

  16. Re:Finally P2P restrictions from the right place.. on MPAA Puts Words in Mouth of CA Attorney General · · Score: 1


    Our Constitution in the U.S. prevents Congress from making any law infringing on our natural freedom of speech. To me, P2P is communication, which is speech. Therefore, the federal government has no mandate to restrict it.

    I agree with you as long as you wrote (and own) the "speech" you're "speaking", but the BOR cannot sanction other violations of the law such as theft, plagiarism, piracy and violation of the copyright restrictions placed on a work by it's owner.

    This is where the xxAA's get involved, and despite the fact that they are too stupid to realize there are legitimate uses for P2P as well, they have a point(*): the overwhelming majority of people who are using P2P are doing so illegitimately with the intention of circumventing copyright law to distribute music and movies for which they do not own the copyright.



    (*) NOTE: It may sound to the untrained ear like I think the xxIAs are cool. I do not, and they are not. As far as I'm concerned, we'd certainly be better off without the RIAA companies - the music business is soooo out-of whack, it can only be fixed by "blowing it up" (speaking figuratively, of course) and starting over. I haven't made my mind up yet about the MPAA - they are a smidgeon closer to 'getting it', but they need a lot more therapy before they stop suggesting dumb stuff like this.

  17. One word: on U.S. Plans Targeted Draft for Computer Personnel · · Score: 1


    One word: India.


    JUST KIDDING!!!!!




    [the lameness filter rears its ugly head - YET AGAIN - forcing me to type lower-case nonsense to get around the fact that yes, indeed, I am writing in all caps to simulate yelling.]

  18. Re:Google HTML Link... on Peer to Peer and Spam in the Internet · · Score: 1


    I get around this by MANUALLY TURNING OFF THE FREAKING STUPID ACROBAT BROWSER PLUGIN INTEGRATION which, unfortunately, actually works for FireFox.

    Maybe they'll 'fix' that problem with the next Firefox release - I can't for the life of me figure out why you'd want to look at a PDF in a window rather than download and save it, but that's just my opinion.

  19. Re:Software that kills... on Can Software Kill? · · Score: 1


    Can't we all just |= ?

  20. I AGREE! on Comcast Cuts Infected PCs' Network Connections · · Score: 0


    Those lousy, no good, ignorant users deserve to have their service cut off! How stupid do you have to be to get your self infected with a spamming viruses **AND** **THEN** not do anything about it?!?! Sending online greeting cards would be SOOOO much easier if I didn't have all these stupid popup ads and 350 pieces of spam in my inbox every day! Why I think they oughta take all these people and tie them up by their eX###vcrs and bludg))f*&893####89fjvnv0q3 )*((@)#@)RFF)

    ))(A*U+_FCI_)WGFU {@WFJ'w3Vs

    *** NO CARRIER ***


    [/feh, it's prolly already been done today, but I'm too lazy to cheX0r!]

  21. and didja know?! on Recovering Secret HD Space · · Score: 4, Funny


    And didja know you can re-zip all your zip files to make the ONE QUARTER their original size?!?!

    /smirks

  22. Re:Spatial Nautilus? on A Look at the Upcoming GNOME 2.6 · · Score: 1


    Can anyone who's used both comment on whether "spatial nautilus" is the same sorta thing as Windows Explorer's "Open each folder in a new window" non-feature? It sure sounds like it from the article, but it's the first thing I turn off in Windows, so I have no idea if Explorer tries to remember size and location for each open folder or not.

    Some of those linux paths get kinda deep, you know. I can't imagine trying to inspect something like /lib/modules/2.4.18-bf2.4/kernel/drivers/net/tulip /tulip.o to make sure I've got the module right name and having Nautilus open each subdir in a new window. Ick.

  23. The word "scientific" is overused on Bloggers' Plagiarism Scientifically Proven · · Score: 2, Insightful


    There is no control group, the methods and techniques of interrogation have not been made public so they can be scrutinized and these results have not yet been independently verified. Therefore, this conclusion was NOT reached by applying the scientific method.

    Sincerely,
    Mr. Pedantic (TM)
    [grin]

  24. Re:"Plagiarism" on Bloggers' Plagiarism Scientifically Proven · · Score: 1, Interesting


    Are you sure that the right use of the word? A plagiarist is someone who copies wholesale, words and paragraphs not belonging to him. A plagiarist exploits people who attribute depth to some idea, but short-circuits the thought processes that went into creating the idea. Instead the plagiatist copies.

    Plagiarism is trying to pass off someone else's work as your own. Other than that, I agree with you.

  25. Re:Speak the truth brother Linus.. on More on Recent SCOings On · · Score: 1


    If this isn't proof-positive that this guy is a few meg short of a gig, I don't know what is.

    Nobody wants to kill McBride. He's doing a pretty good job of destroying himself.

    SCO is like an infinte loop. We're just waiting for their resources to get eaten at which point we'll all roast marshmellows over their core dump.



    BTW, that's some sweet 'ring 0' phrasology, there, buddy. [chuckle]