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  1. Re:slow news day? on Magazine Eyeballs Its Subscribers · · Score: 1
    > The Republican party is consistently making efforts to become more Libertarian in order to court our votes.

    Instant (+5, Funny) in my books.

  2. Re:Where's my patched 2.9x? on WinAmp Security Hole Discovered, Patched · · Score: 1
    > I've always preferred 2.9x.

    I've preferred 2.0x to the 2.9x versions. I are teh uber luddite :)

    IIRC, somewhere between 2.09 and 2.91, WinAmp stopped including track lengths when you used "Generate HTML playlist", presumably because track length estimation was nontrivial on certain MP3s with borked VBR headers, etc.

    Fun project for tonight - try this exploit on the really old stuff. .MOD is certainly old enough that in_mod.dll might still be in the plugin directory of the old versions.

    Shameless plug for oldversion.com - makes it easy enough to test the 'sploit against any version you like.

  3. I can see her house from here! on Magazine Eyeballs Its Subscribers · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hey! I can see that cute chick's house from here! Hey, what's she doing to the fireplace?"
    - Some Architect Dude

  4. .sig correction on States Link Databases to Find Tax Cheats · · Score: 1
    > "I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes" - Ronald Reagan

    <pedant>

    "My Fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

    Top 1180 Sample Sources List

    </pedant>

  5. Re:No one "makes up the difference" on States Link Databases to Find Tax Cheats · · Score: 1
    > It's time we stopped letting the government "users" play the "producers" against one another. The "producers" need to politely, but firmly, demand the "users" start at least pulling their own weight whenever they can.

    There's another option. Shrug.

    The day I have enough assets to take care of myself for 80% of my (roll the actuarial dice) estimated life span, I walk off the job and become a moocher.

    Eventually, the government will run out of producers to tax. When that happens, I say "let the chips fall where they may."

  6. Re:No one "makes up the difference" on States Link Databases to Find Tax Cheats · · Score: 1
    > Giving money to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to adolescents.

    Untrue. Adolescents equipped with whiskey and car keys are an example of a self-limiting phenomenon. Congressmen and taxpayer dollars are not subject to the same sort of evolutionary pressures.

  7. Re:*on-topic* sig response... on For sale: Eurotunnel Tunnel Boring Machine · · Score: 3, Funny
    > When the only tool you own is a 580-tonne Tunnel Boring Machine, dude, you have no problems.

    When the only tool you own is a 580-tonne Tunnel Boring Machine, every problem that doesn't involve large-scale excavation certainly becomes a lot more interesting.

  8. Paging Mark Pauline of Survival Research Labs! on For sale: Eurotunnel Tunnel Boring Machine · · Score: 1
    > What exactly would be the use for one of these?

    Mark Pauline of Survival Research Labs, this is destiny calling. I have 580 tonnes of pure, sweet robotic mayhem on hold for you on line two.

  9. The important question... on How To Catch A Scammer/Spammer · · Score: 4, Funny
    > Detective number 1 grabs and tries to cuff him, detective 2 starts to do the same. A struggle ensues and goes on for a full 10 minutes, basically trying to pin him on the floor and then getting his arms behind so he can be handcuffed. Michelle agrees to co-operate on numerous occasions and each time tries to run to the booth to destroy whatever is on that machine.
    >
    > Eventually, 2 more gardai arrive and he's cuffed and brought out, crying like a little girl

    ...ten minutes of watching a spammer being beaten to a quivering pulp.

    /me re-reads that sentence a few dozen more times... *aaaaaaaaah, yeaaaaah*

    Ten. Whole. Minutes. Skulls thumping, billy clubs and fists flying, and 419er whimpering.

    Video? Even grainy stuff from the internet cafe's security cam? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with a lead pipe and a clump of spammer flesh on top?

    > What have I learned? Firstly, [ ... ]

    FIFTHLY: BRING A VIDEO CAMERA NEXT TIME! You got to see all the good stuff, and you didn't SHARE!

  10. Re:Ice Ice What the FUCK?! on SCO Changes Tune, Again: Linux Now Just a Riff on Unix · · Score: 1
    > You have way too much time on your hands. Get laid. But it's funny nonetheless.

    I not only read Slashdot, I know the lyrics to a Vanilla Ice song. I'm way past hopeless :)

  11. Re:similar thing posted already on HP Experiments with 'Always On' Camera · · Score: 1
    SKPhoton (683703) writes:
    > Then again, it would be great if you happen to witness a crime or car accident which didn't take place in your peripheral vision.

    Last thing I saw on Slashdot.org/683703/live was a car crash, the cops showing up, and a club. Then things went blank. You'll have to take my word for it, because that page is 404 today. Don't know why.

    Hang on, there's someone at my door. I'll be right back.

  12. Ice Ice What the FUCK?! on SCO Changes Tune, Again: Linux Now Just a Riff on Unix · · Score: 5, Funny
    > Darl McBride and Chris Sontag about the IBM lawsuit. SCO now claim that Linux is a 'nonliteral implementation' of Unix, and compare their claim to those involving Harry Potter rip-offs and Vanilla Ice versus David Bowie and Queen.

    Now that lawyers are jumpin'
    Billy Gates' cash in, and my analysts pumpin'
    Insider trades, all the sales I'm makin'
    Cooking short sellers like a pound of bacon
    Burning them - if they're not quick and nimble
    I go crazy when I see the symbol
    of my high stock - S-C-O-X tempo,
    I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo

    (Rollin!) In shareholder dough,
    Press releasin' now, up my stock will go,
    Pamela's on standby, tryin' just to ask "why"?
    (Did you stop?) No! I just drove by,
    Kept on - I'm filin' to the next suit,
    Judge busts me down, so I gotta try a new truth, -

    That truth was dead, yo, so I continued to,
    (IBM) - Lawsuit avenue!
    Darl and Chris, wearing less than bikinis,
    *** VIEWER PROTECTION FAULT - CORE DUMPED ***

  13. Headline Correction. on Tech Companies Ask U.S. to Regulate Cyber Security · · Score: 1
    Old headline: Tech Companies ask U.S. to Regulate Cyber Security

    > Representatives from Microsoft, Computer Associates, and the BSA

    New Headline: Lobbyists for companies that stand to make a lot of money if Open Source / Free Software is made illegal, petition Power-Hungry Politicians protect their business model with taxpayer dollars.

  14. Re:No, Patriots believe Americans are better on How India is Saving Capitalism · · Score: 1
    > Yeah, right....I don't think most people can afford to make a living off the stock market. And if your job is gone...how are you going to earn more money to put into the market??

    Ever consider saving some money while you do have a job, and investing those savings?

    How, precisely, do you expect to survive during your retirement 20-30 years from now?

    You're either hoping for a nanotech revolution that will provide free food and shelter for everyone (in which case, I hope it pays off for you, because everyone wins if the species gets lucky!), or you're hoping that you'll be able to vote someone into power who will take my food so that you can eat (in which case, fuck you, I hope you fail, but if you succeed, I hope that everyone with capital flees your country, and I hope you and your family starves to death as a result.)

  15. Re:Rationalizations begin on How India is Saving Capitalism · · Score: 1
    > Prediction: later it will be "we outsource because otherwise we'd have to move entirely out of country and then the US wouldn't get our taxes." How civic!

    Prediction: Later it will be "Regulatory costs here make it not worth our while to stay." Sorta how a bunch of people said "To hell with this crap" and left Europe to come to New World? Why, you could... found a brand new country like that. Sounds pretty civic to me.

    I won't go Randroid on you and suggest that maybe, Atlas is finally shrugging, but I will suggest that Benedict Arnold had a Point.

    If you "civic-minded folk" want a piece of our earnings in the form of tax dollars, make your freakin' country a place worth doing business in.

  16. Re:Not Funny Mods on Gateway To Close All Retail Stores · · Score: 1
    > Why worry about the jobs situation? You don't need a job. A rise in GDP means the economy is "better". So we all win!
    >
    >And GDP is delicious, and nutritious. I'm eating fried GDP with Jobless Recovery hot sauce, and this weekend it's GDP with Consumer Confidence Index noodles, followed by GDP pie. And it's Atkins friendly (no carbos)!

    You assfuck macroeconomics all night long, and you don't even stick around to make her breakfast, so she heads out, alone, and enjoys a heaping helping of April 2nd's March Employment numbers:

    "0830 - Nonfarm payroll 308k vs 123k consensus."

    Eat that, cad!

  17. Re:Good thing about... on Study Says Massachusetts Best State For Technology · · Score: 1
    > They suck on the freeway, worst damn drivers I have ever seen.
    > Their communist government proudly denies you the right to own a firearm or protect your home.
    >They categorize white people - it isn't like other parts of the country where white people are white people ... no, they gotta label you Jew or Irish or Italian or Greek or French or something.
    > Insane taxes.
    > Double plus insane real estate prices ... $385k for a 780 square foot 'condo' that consists of two rooms and a convertable couch / bed built in 1870?
    > Their 'beach' consists of a rocky shoreline that ends up in nasty polluted water a few degrees above freezing.
    >No two roads in the entire state are parallel, they must have put down roads before the straight line was invented.

    Wait a minute, are you talking about Massachusetts or San Francisco?

  18. Re:Why not? on Why Do Other Geeks Leave the House? · · Score: 5, Funny
    > I think a more interesting and honest question is 'Why do people not leave the house?'

    What's outside the hosue is as boring as the Sims, but it's even slower, the speed-up key can only be used once a day, and it only works at night, when you're at home trying to game, rather than you just pushing fast-forward during the day when nobody's home!

    The list of defects goes on. Like, there's no fucking save/restore feature either! Spend six weeks setting up a menage-a-trois with your boss' wife and just one lousy goat, and you might as well pull out the old .45 and reformat.

    No way, man. The game outside the house is teh sux. I wouldn't even warez it.

  19. Re:Seriously... on Dating Design Patterns · · Score: 1
    > The Japanese already have a concept similar to this. It's called "Dating Sims". And they're not even an April's fool, they DO exist!

    Dating Sim... Japan... ah, I get it, that's the politically correct euphemism for hentai game these days...

  20. Re:Hello? Check the date on Omniscience Protocol · · Score: 1
    > Just because an protocol is proposed on 1 April doesn't mean someone won't try to implement it.

    Google for "Magic Lantern". RFC3751 is as close to a spec as we're cleared to see :)

  21. Re:Not a bad thought on Developing Open Source Defense Projects · · Score: 0
    > Serbs weren't either... hey, weren't we actually coming to the defense of Muslims then... hmm... there goes that argument.

    Yeah, and when we did come to the defense of Muslims, look at what thanks we got. We shoulda just let the UN "defend" the targets in Rwanda.

  22. April 367, 2003 on British Chicken-Warmed Nuke · · Score: 1
    > Other news sources are quite adament it is not an April fool joke

    And how would we know?

    As I pointed out a couple of days ago - read the headlines for the past year. It reads like the Onion on crystal meth.

    SCO claims complete ownership over Linux, charges $699/license.

    Martha Stewart goes to prison!

    Darl McBride calls GPL unconstitutional, petitions Congress for redress.

    California town takes steps to ban styrofoam cups due to environmental concerns about DHMO used in manufacturing process.

    A soft drink flavoured with turkey and gravy, which even its creator admits is undrinkable, has become a surprise hit ahead of the US Thanksgiving holiday.

    What the fuck? We're not celebrating April 1st, 2004, we're celebrating April 367th, 2003.

  23. Re:Turn off the computer!!!!! on PeopleAggregator - An Open Source Social Network · · Score: 1
    > I admit to being a geek and having a love for all things technological but I really don't understand all this whole social networking mumbo jumbo. Makes no sense to me. I like talking to people face to face as much as screen to screen.

    I don't understand the fascination with face-to-face either. The graphics are better, but the AI still sucks. When the face-to-face ones can pass a Turing test, I'll play the Blue Room and Daystar Expansion Set. Not until then.

  24. Re:Let slashdot take care of it for you on Pranks for April Fool's Day 2004? · · Score: 5, Interesting
    > 4. Post about thirty fake stories.

    SCO claims complete ownership over Linux, charges $699/license.

    Martha Stewart goes to prison!

    Darl McBride calls GPL unconstitutional, petitions Congress for redress.

    California town takes steps to ban styrofoam cups due to environmental concerns about DHMO used in manufacturing process.

    A soft drink flavoured with turkey and gravy, which even its creator admits is undrinkable, has become a surprise hit ahead of the US Thanksgiving holiday.

    What the fuck? We're not celebrating April 1st, 2004, we're celebrating April 367th, 2003.

  25. Re:Let slashdot take care of it for you on Pranks for April Fool's Day 2004? · · Score: 1
    > But I consequently get the most work done on April 1 as I do any other day of the year.

    Dude. Still got two days to go before you can say stuff like that.