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  1. Re:Stop using it? on Microsoft Trial Wends Onward · · Score: -1

    "What is needed is to make MS suffer badly"

    Hehehee, you gpl-fuckwads sound like insane D.Koresh lunatics whenever the topic of MSFT comes up. Huzzah, because freaks like you, LUNIX will never make it mainstream.

  2. YOU ARE MY NEW GAY BUDDY!!! on Microsoft Trial Wends Onward · · Score: -1

    www.spellcheck.net will do the whole document, not just one word at a time.

  3. Sweet! on Turnitin.com - Placebo for Plagiarism or Worse? · · Score: -1

    I'm turning in a paper that was blatantly plagiarised so I can get my sugar pill!

    My journal [slashdot.org]. Opinions, rejected stories, conspiracy theories. Comments enabled.

  4. I've said it so many times... on Turnitin.com - Placebo for Plagiarism or Worse? · · Score: -1

    Cheating will always happen.

    It's sort of like drugs, or for that matter software/music/movie piracy. There's no way to completely stop it, short of a police state. Turnitin.com seems to me to be a good example of that 1984-esque state. I'd prefer freedom with a side of poor ethics, thank you very much.

    That, and college is about what you learn. Or at least I'd like to think it is. In fact, dare I say that's what I think life is all about. Maybe I'm just crazy. But despite the fact that it sounds like an after school special, it is very true that when you cheat the only person you're really hurting is yourself.

    So yes, plagiarism is bad, cheating is bad, and we should take steps to prevent it. But we should be realistic, realize that we'll never stop it completely unless we're willing to give up freedoms that I at least like having around, and let the cheaters screw themselves over in the long run

  5. Linux sucks BECAUSE... on Kazaa Conundrum -- The Plot Thickens · · Score: -1

    There are no (extremely few) real games for it. When WineX or whatever is up to snuff, and gives me 100% compatibility, game-wise, and VERY good performance, I MAY consider switching to linux at home. Until then, I will stick to WinXP Pro.

    Thank you for your support.

  6. Re:Dear Professor Linux... on Captain Crunch's New Boxes, Part II · · Score: -1

    Frenchee,
    As long as your hatred of arabs and muslims is proclaimed for all to hear, then you will have no problems in the soiling department.

    You see, only those who like, or are, arabs and muslims shit themselves. Hence, the reason they smell so bad.

    L.Torvalds.

  7. I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY... on 1086 Domesday Book Outlives 1986 Electronic Rival · · Score: -1

    Fuck the native alaskans, fuck the enviromentalists, lets get more of our oil from Alaska and less from the fucking ragheads. Hell, between Alaska and Russia, we could stop buying oil from the filthy muslims!

  8. Dude... on Judicial Order in MySQL AB vs. Nusphere Suit · · Score: -1

    She is NOT hot, and all the sticky-weed in the world won't change that. If she wasn't such a skank looking bitch, I might say "HELLO NOW SERVICE ME" but since she IS a skank looking bitch I will say "NOW SERVICE ME".

  9. Where you could put to good use... on PC Games To Help Public Policy Initiatives · · Score: -1

    Your GAY-DAR

  10. Liar. on PC Games To Help Public Policy Initiatives · · Score: -1

    I am Linus Torvalds, and I pronounce Linux "Gar-bage".

  11. Re:fp sissies on NuSphere vs. MySQL AB Hearing · · Score: -1

    You have bested me, sir. Like the French, I now surrender.

  12. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS ALL OF THIS ABOUT NOW? on NuSphere vs. MySQL AB Hearing · · Score: -1

    I would like to dedicate this first post to the utter destruction of all muslims and leftists.

    Q: How do you kill a muslim?
    A: Slam the toilet seat over his head when he is getting a drink!

    Fuck you, fuck linux, and fuck open source. Microsoft Windows XP owns your bitch-asses.

  13. WHOO-HOOOO I SAY!!!! on Impressive Homemade Aluminum Cube Case · · Score: -1

    You are an asset to slashot. Get malda to stop cornholing the neighbors dogs for while, and tell him to cut you a PHAT CHEQUE!!!!

  14. I HATE POOR AND HUNGRY PEOPLE!!! on Impressive Homemade Aluminum Cube Case · · Score: -1

    If they have no money, they should use the ATM. If they are hungry, JUST GO TO THE FRIDGE AND MAKE A FUCKING HAM SANDWICH!!!!

  15. "YOU CAN SUCK IT DOWN" is an anagram for... on Impressive Homemade Aluminum Cube Case · · Score: -1

    A COCK NUDITY OWN US

  16. Hahahahahaha on Impressive Homemade Aluminum Cube Case · · Score: -1

    My winged moderator monkey minions have already SLAPPED YOU DOWN. Now stay down, lest I call them back on you!

  17. Holy fucking cock-shit! on Impressive Homemade Aluminum Cube Case · · Score: -1

    Not even close. Now be quiet, AC fuck-toy.

  18. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE. on Impressive Homemade Aluminum Cube Case · · Score: -1

    Now all of you can suck it down, and enjoy it.

  19. To an extent, I agree, but... on Jeremiah, a New Series from B5 Creator, Debuts Sunday · · Score: -1

    -That fact that he is logged in AND claims FP gives him a A+ for costume, no doubt.

    -His statement, "Cheers!", is somewhat ambiguous. Cheers to goatse.cx? Cheers to Taco-snotting? Cheers to hotgrits being poured on a naked and petrified Natalie Portman? Cheers what? I have to give him a C on this aspect of his performance.

    -His .sig, "Contrary to popular belief, UNIX is user friendly. It just happens to be selective on who it makes friendship with", is just far too accomadating to the various *nix zealots here. A well-placed Windows comment would have served better, no? C- for pandering to a Unix-crowd.

    Overall, I have to give him a C+. I don't like being the one judge that seems to be harsh, but the FP standards must be maintained. Could we not get ONE simple '8===D = my unit' out of the FP?

  20. LET US ALL PRETEND THAT I WROTE THIS: on OddTod Laid Low by the Law · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    I took off my clothes and stepped into the shower to find another one sitting near the drain. It was about 2 feet tall and made of metal, with bright camera-lens eyes and a few dozen gripping arms. Worse than the Jehovah's Witnesses.

    ``Hi! I'm from Google. I'm a Googlebot! I will not kill you.''

    ``I know what you are.''

    ``I'm indexing your apartment.''

    ``I don't want you here. Who let you in?''

    ``I am Google! I find many good things. I find that pair of underwear with the little dice printed all over them. And I watch the tape of you with the life-sized Stallman puppet. These are good unique things. Many keywords and links! My masters will say 'much good job, little robot!' Many searchers will find happy links of Stallman puppet see you! Ahhhh.''

    ``I put the robot exclusion protocol on my door. Didn't you see it?''

    ``You understand Google, person? I index many things and if I am very good I get to go to Bot Park and have more processors. And an oiljob! Thank you Google! Must come inside apartment and index. Must!'' His video eye winked up at me.

    ``I know my rights. I'm giving you 10 seconds to leave.''

    ``Yes. I will leave. First I index everything. Everything! I am Google!'' It put out one of its video arms and began to read the label on my shampoo bottle. So I beat it into shards with a folding chair and let it index the dustbin

  21. To an extent, I agree, but... on Hitachi Demos Water-Cooled Notebooks · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    His inferred homosexuality (faggotocity) is swell and all, but without a good RMS/Taco-snotting followup, it just seems a bit lacking.

    His 'costume' (nickname) sucks tremendous ass. AC shows that he is not a dedicated troll.

    His final comment is funny as hell, and helps negate some of his other transgressions.

    Overall:C+, and make it a B if he was logged in.

  22. I enjoy to plagary-ism!!!!! on Hitachi Demos Water-Cooled Notebooks · · Score: -1

    I took off my clothes and stepped into the shower to find another one sitting near the drain. It was about 2 feet tall and made of metal, with bright camera-lens eyes and a few dozen gripping arms. Worse than the Jehovah's Witnesses.

    ``Hi! I'm from Google. I'm a Googlebot! I will not kill you.''

    ``I know what you are.''

    ``I'm indexing your apartment.''

    ``I don't want you here. Who let you in?''

    ``I am Google! I find many good things. I find that pair of underwear with the little dice printed all over them. And I watch the tape of you with the life-sized Stallman puppet. These are good unique things. Many keywords and links! My masters will say 'much good job, little robot!' Many searchers will find happy links of Stallman puppet see you! Ahhhh.''

    ``I put the robot exclusion protocol on my door. Didn't you see it?''

    Image courtesy
    Rebecca Dravos.
    ``You understand Google, person? I index many things and if I am very good I get to go to Bot Park and have more processors. And an oiljob! Thank you Google! Must come inside apartment and index. Must!'' His video eye winked up at me.

    ``I know my rights. I'm giving you 10 seconds to leave.''

    ``Yes. I will leave. First I index everything. Everything! I am Google!'' It put out one of its video arms and began to read the label on my shampoo bottle. So I beat it into shards with a folding chair and let it index the dustbin

  23. Germany was only respectable... on Slashback: Bundestux, Kerberos, Blizzard · · Score: -1

    ...From 1933-1945. Apart from that, they were (and still are) ignorant louts. Only 'The Party' brought glory to germany, of only for a while.

    But you bring up a good point. We (along with USSR) royally fucked Germany. BAD. No nation has ever been as destroyed as Germany was during ww2. You should take pride in that, that at least your ancestors were not a bunch of scared women.

    We hated the japanese so much that we developed new ways of destroying cities, just to kill more of them.

    And now, ~50 years later, we are immeasurably more powerfull. Not a superpower, but a hyper-power. No nation can even HOPE to stand up to us, militarily.

    So warm up your women, Fritz, because GI Joe is coming, if you don't change your pacifist attitude.

  24. You are a stupid fuckwad... on Slashback: Bundestux, Kerberos, Blizzard · · Score: -1

    But I hate France more then I hate you. So lets hold hands and run through grassy fields!

  25. Shutup, you stupid German. on Slashback: Bundestux, Kerberos, Blizzard · · Score: -1

    If you do not, we will fire-bomb your cities (again) and have our way with your women (again).

    And there is not a damn thing you could do to stop us, since all of the brave germans died in WW2 (or were killed at Nuremburg).