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Hitachi Demos Water-Cooled Notebooks

Sprocket writes: "Water-cooled processors, currently the domain of supercomputers, high-end servers, and garage hobbyists, may be about to enter the mainstream. Hitachi has developed a prototype notebook PC that uses a water-based solution to cool down its Pentium 4 processor and is planning to commercialize the product for corporate users in the third quarter of this year... read more"

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  1. No Athlon 4 version? by Sivar · · Score: 1

    Hitachi has developed a prototype notebook PC that uses a water-based solution to cool down its Pentium 4 processor
    Doh!

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    1. Re:No Athlon 4 version? by JayAndSilentBob · · Score: 2, Funny

      An Athlon 4 with water-cooling would just produce steam.

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    2. Re:No Athlon 4 version? by irony+nazi · · Score: 1

      Does this laptop make espresso?

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    3. Re:No Athlon 4 version? by Sivar · · Score: 1

      The mobile Athlon4's dissipate substantially less heat than the desktop parts do. Noteably, the 1.2GHz Athlon4 dissipates the same heat at 1.2GHz as the 1.1GHz part does. Do you think that a laptop manufacturer like, say, HP would have a chip in their laptops that dissipates 65W of heat? It would be all but impossible to deal with such heat in a confined area.
      That, coupled with the Athlon4's ability to throttle its speed many steps based on the amount of CPU power actually needed, makes it consume still less power. Note that Intel's Speedstep technology is just that, a SpeedSTEP--one--there is only one lower speed that the chip can run at, so it's either 100% or whatever single fraction the chip's speedstep tech has been setup to run at, whereas AMD's PowerNow is something of a hybrid between Transmeta's "Run at exactly the clockspeed needed right now" and Intel's "Run at speed A or B."
      The Athlon4 core may not be the /best/ for a laptop, at least not until it is reduced to 0.13 micron transistors, but it isn't bad either.

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    4. Re:No Athlon 4 version? by Hoser+McMoose · · Score: 1

      FWIW the Athlon4 mobile processor at it's highest speed available now has a thermal design power consumption of 25W. Intel's P4 mobiles are all expected to be well over 30W of TDP (for comparison, AMD's desktop Athlon chips range from ~40-75W, while Intel's desktop P4's range from about 50-85W).

      What's more, that's for AMD's .18 micron fab process mobile chips vs. Intel's .13 micron fab process chips. When you start comparing AMD's mobile .13 micron chips vs. Intel's mobile .13 micron chips (both of which should be available in a month or two) things should look even a bit better for AMD.

  2. a funny joke by flynt · · Score: 1, Funny

    Usually I'm worried about spilling water on my laptop. Now I have to worry about spilling water OUT of my laptop!

    1. Re:a funny joke by cel4145 · · Score: 1

      just remember this geek survival tip:

      if stuck in the desert without water, remove processor from notebook and drink water!

    2. Re:a funny joke by (void*) · · Score: 3, Funny

      What and make my processor overheat? No way!

    3. Re:a funny joke by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      Think long and hard before doing that cause you're warranty probably won't cover that.

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    4. Re:a funny joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd get a nasty steam burn if you did spring a leak.

  3. Water-cooled by Traxton1 · · Score: 1
    Wasn't the Dreamcast water cooled if I recall correctly?

    1. Re:Water-cooled by cadallin451 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The original Japanese Dreamcast was. The American Dreamcast just had a fan. It still negates the point of this article though. Water cooling for consumer electronics has already happened and is, in fact, Old News.

    2. Re:Water-cooled by bobdole369 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the Dreamcast had a heatpipe. Lots of laptops have heat pipes (basically a tube under certain pressure and a bit of an angle with a few drops of water in it, in normal state it is liquid, that under heat cause the water to turn to vapor, migrate away from the heat source, evaporate and drip back down the tube into vapor again.) Not new at all, and very passive... Not actively pumped about like this is....

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    3. Re:Water-cooled by Sorcerer13 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I believe one of the special edition versions released in Japan was water cooled. Most of them were air cooled however.

    4. Re:Water-cooled by VPN3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Negative.

      Here's a picture of a first generation DC's guts:

      http://www.mindspring.com/~refridgerator/dc5.jpg

      Note the heatsink and fan combo on the top-left of the image.

      Victor

    5. Re:Water-cooled by bobdole369 · · Score: 1

      Aye, so noted, is this a US DC or a JAP?

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    6. Re:Water-cooled by Tofuhead · · Score: 2

      Of all the responses here, yours is the most correct. The first generation of Japanese-manufactured Dreamcast (made for the Japanese and U.S. markets) was cooled by a heat pipe and slow (quiet) metal fan. These models were considerably heavier than the later/non-Japanese-made models because of the weight of the heat pipe and fan. They also had more heat problems than later models, because they originally used an older, hotter-running rev of the Hitachi SH4.

      To complement the cooler SH4s, later models used light heat sinks and faster-spinning (louder) plastic fans. The drives were also different, causing minor differences in noise, compatibility, and reliability (none of which contributed to any cooling issues).

      In any case, you are right in that the "water cooling" done by the heatpipe was much more passive than Hitachi's method. It was so passive (and largely ineffective) that it was designed to augment the cooling effects of the fan, not replace the fan entirely.

      < tofuhead >

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    7. Re:Water-cooled by VPN3000 · · Score: 1

      Japan, I think. It's from an old 1998 website previewing the release.

    8. Re:Water-cooled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I seem to remember that the early Japanese models were water cooled until the mail CPU had scaled down in a later version.

      It was a completely sealed system though, like some LCD projectors have.

    9. Re:Water-cooled by devilbat · · Score: 0

      Dude, WHAT IS this shit on your site? http://refridgerator.home.mindspring.com/pbwood/gw enthis.gif

  4. There are a few places you can't use it by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, you can scratch Antarctica and Siberia as places you can't use this notebook, if the liquid coolant freezes in very low external temperatures.

    1. Re:There are a few places you can't use it by cel4145 · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, they'll have sense enough to test it in low pressure situations as well. Would be a shame to have cabin depressurization on a plane and have the notebook cooler explode.

    2. Re:There are a few places you can't use it by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2

      For that matter, I live in North Dakota at the moment and it gets pretty damn cold here too. Still, when you consider that LCD's don't work in cold weather either, it's really not a problem.

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    3. Re:There are a few places you can't use it by cel4145 · · Score: 1

      Since September 11, there are a lot of us who wouldn't cower, kissing our ass goodbye. We'd need that laptop to send out one last email.

    4. Re:There are a few places you can't use it by gregfortune · · Score: 1

      Isn't that the whole point? The colder the liquid, as long as it had room in the coolant system to freeze and expand, the happier I am. If the entire system functioned there, the cooling system would rock ;o) Heck, you'd probably even use your hands to help out.

    5. Re:There are a few places you can't use it by LordBhaal · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ahh, but this design dumps the heat to the back of the display, so you should be ok there.

    6. Re:There are a few places you can't use it by mozmozmoz · · Score: 1
      Two things:
      • the coolant will be one of the less sensitive bits of the laptop. Go on, stick *your* laptop in the freezer for a fews days if you doubt me.
      • odds on the additive will lower the freezing point, possibly by 10-20K


      Moz
    7. Re:There are a few places you can't use it by WasterDave · · Score: 2

      No, that would be funny as.

      Take off.... climb for twenty minutes then "paff! SHIT!" from business class.

      Larf larf larf.
      Dave

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    8. Re:There are a few places you can't use it by mgoff · · Score: 1

      If you're talking about operation problems, your LCD would crap out long before your coolant would freeze. Plus, your battery life would be terrible. If you're using a laptop in those kind of conditions, it would need to be designed specifically for the extremes it would encounter. Besides, if I'm in one of those places, I'm sure as hell going to find a nice warm building before I start browsing Slashdot via my Iridium network connection.

      If you're talking about just storing it in your sealskin bag as you trudge through the snowdrifts, you've still got the LCD problem. And I'm pretty sure you've exceeded the cold non-op rating for a few other parts too.

    9. Re:There are a few places you can't use it by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      You know, I still recall an article I read in one of the PC rags several years back. They took a bunch of laptops and 'real world' stressed them; threw them in the oven, freezer, dropped them from a desk, that sort of thing. Did before and after benchmarks for each, then took one of each laptop, and did everything to it, just to see if it would still run. The thing I recall is that one of the tests was spilling a set amount of coffee on the keyboard, waiting for it to dry, then trying it out. One of the laptops actually ran 11 percent faster after this was done to it. Freezing a laptop won't harm the electronics, unless you power it up cold, where the shock might start cracking the silicon or blowing the conduits. Letting it return to room temps before you turn it on will prevent damage from happening. Not sure if the LCD will survive, though.

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    10. Re:There are a few places you can't use it by imadude · · Score: 1

      Don't worry about that pal, I hear they are also working on a special "coolant-warmer" device for Antartic-users. Of course then they would need to invent a "coolant-cooling" device for people travelling with their lap-tops in the dessert. Life is so complicated, isn't it?

    11. Re:There are a few places you can't use it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Living in Fairbanks area of Alaska I get -50 winters, even -60. Anyways, I've thought of taking advantage of this rather cool climate and see how well the dry artic air would allow me to overclock a processor. Liquid cooling wouldn't be bad, because not all liquids would be water base. I bet something more alcohol based (like in a car) would work better than straight up H20.

  5. Dell Latitude CPX-J Already Water cooled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    np

  6. I have a water cooled notebook by sulli · · Score: 1
    well, coffee cooled.

    What, you want it to work or something?

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  7. AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is my first complete boot after installing my new CPU fan!

    1. Re:AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice work

  8. Help keep your coffee warm... by arberya · · Score: 1

    With the amount of heat the P4 generates, you might be able to cook pizza, replace home central heating, ...

    1. Re:Help keep your coffee warm... by VasilyPupkin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not sure about Pizza on P4, but try an egg on AthlonXP :-)

    2. Re:Help keep your coffee warm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want it in English? http://www.tekforums.co.uk/posts.php?threadId=8414

  9. Boring. by NiftyNews · · Score: 3, Funny

    Water-cooled? That's boring.

    Now what I want is an Ice-Cream-Cooled Laptop. Like an electronic Klondike bar. Mmmm...

    1. Re:Boring. by jx100 · · Score: 1

      ..and it'll also be a good explanation for all of that white sticky stuff in your lap

  10. Quiet ?= Good by 1/137 · · Score: 1

    Someday far in the future, I'll be up very late in my office, listening to the silence, and thinking "Man it sure was alot less lonely when we had those fans going."

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    1. Re:Quiet ?= Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Man it sure was alot less lonely when we had those fans going."

      Record your current fan noise, so you can play it back on the internal speaker of your future computer if it's too quiet.

  11. Not just for overclockers anymore by Starship+Trooper · · Score: 5, Informative

    Kind of like Honda shipping riced up Civics by default, it's pretty funny that the industry is following the overclockers. To take a look at the roots of water cooling, check out the definitive hobbyist on the subject, complete with alternate designs, plans, technical faq - the works.

    Personally, I'll buy it when it's packaged and done for me, and not until then.

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    1. Re:Not just for overclockers anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.ghca.com/ appearently allows majors in overclocking !!!!!

    2. Re:Not just for overclockers anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they sell riced out hondas as a "stock" option, weird I havent seen that. I got a type R decall across the side of my buick, thing adds an easy 30-50 HP!!!!!

    3. Re:Not just for overclockers anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of like Honda shipping riced up Civics by default

      Stick to computers, nerd.

  12. P4 Sucks. by Pr0p3r_Tr0ll4g3 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If a p4 needs water cooling, something is fscked up.

    Imageine the future of "changing the water" every so often in your laptop. Thanks, but no thanks.

    1. Re:P4 Sucks. by gregfortune · · Score: 1

      Hrm, that means my stupid car is fscked up too... Unless you have a really bright way to reduce the amount of energy lost as heat in the circuts making up modern processors, I think we should be happy for anything that allows us to combat the heat.

      And yes, the car is a valid example. Think Energy_of_System(point a) = Energy_of_System(point b) and for some reason those silly engineers could not reduce the amount of heat lost in the system due to combustion and friction...

    2. Re:P4 Sucks. by Pr0p3r_Tr0ll4g3 · · Score: 0

      Well it appears the answer to all our trival little overheating and sound problems is underclocking the CPU. Considering we hear it on Slashdot about 10 times a week.

      Perhaps using the internal combustion engine, designed when christ was a kid, is the problem the stupid ass engineers can't conserve more energy. It's not an engineering problem, it's a "where's the damn market for such a thing?" problem.

  13. Coffee by mbstone · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to the specs, the unit will produce 0.3 oz of 140 degree-F. water per minute. Therefore, it should only take 15 minutes to brew one Standard 5 Oz. Cup of coffee. Now, if they can only get the CD-ROM drive to double as a cupholder....

    1. Re:Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Therefore, it should only take 15 minutes to brew one Standard 5 Oz. Cup of coffee.

      Don't forget that you need to start brewing a new cup every 15 minutes to maintain the heat flow. If you drink one cup of coffee every 15 minutes for the whole work day, you'll be overclocked too!

    2. Re:Coffee by Mayor+McPenisman · · Score: 1, Funny

      You have taken a potentially funny remark and somehow ruined it be badly phrasing it. I suggest you take a regular rhetoric class at a local college, or barring that, as much drain cleaner as possible.

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    3. Re:Coffee by The_dev0 · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Now, if they can only get the CD-ROM drive to double as a cupholder....

      What, you mean yours doesn't already?

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  14. Re:how quickly we forget by arberya · · Score: 1

    point taken. It was not a dig at the P4 directly, more at how hot those processors can get.

  15. Kits already available by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You can already buy water cooling kits for your PC. (This company is accepting backorders.)

    1. Re:Kits already available by Wire+Tap · · Score: 1, Redundant

      That's wonderful, but this article deals specifically with water cooled NOTEBOOKS. The products you are relating to us in your post are for other than notebook systems, IE: "desktops."

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    2. Re:Kits already available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excuse me, moderators, do you know the meaning of redundant? Are you absolutely stupid? Redundant means ALREADY SAID. It looks to me like my post was the first to say this. Get a dictionary, you stupid fucks.

    3. Re:Kits already available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your life will improve a lot (much like water cooling may enable speed advances in laptops) once you realize that Slashdot moderation is a huge waste of emotional energy. I mean, it's a damn website. Get over it. The people who run the joint let Jon Katz post and couldn't spell their way out of a paper bag-- and you're worried about one lousy mod?

    4. Re:Kits already available by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post is redundant because the original poster already clearly said the kits were available for PC's. You just pointed out that it isn't exactly on topic. Your post doesn't add anything to the discussion, it IS redundant.

  16. Why not better than water cooling? by evilpaul13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Like a liquid that doesn't conduct electricity, isn't caustic, and isn't extremely sticky when dried? It would seem to me that would make for easier repairs in the future and make for a safer investment in an unproven application of cooling technology.

    People expect reliability out of their performance laptops, afterall.

    1. Re:Why not better than water cooling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Like a liquid that doesn't conduct electricity, isn't caustic, and isn't extremely sticky when dried?

      doesn't conduct electricity . . . check

      isn't caustic . . . check

      isn't extremely sticky when dried . . . D'oh!

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    2. Re:Why not better than water cooling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      isn't extremely sticky when dried . . . D'oh!


      1.7 to 2 ounces might take a while. :)

    3. Re:Why not better than water cooling? by PepsiProgrammer · · Score: 1

      On a side note, Pure water doesnt actually conduct electricity, ive seen a Television running in a glass case full of Purified water before, but after a while the water will start disolving the bits of circuitry and become conductive.

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    4. Re:Why not better than water cooling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and isn't extremely sticky when dried?"

      Where do you live? Louisiana?

    5. Re:Why not better than water cooling? by eples · · Score: 1


      Like a liquid that doesn't conduct electricity, isn't caustic, and isn't extremely sticky when dried?

      You mean like....water?

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    6. Re:Why not better than water cooling? by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of alternatives to cooling water - mostly hydrocarbon based, such as the Dowtherm range. However, water is the pretty much the most effective coolant(at reasonable temperatures) you can use, and has the advantage of being completely non-toxic and cheap.

    7. Re:Why not better than water cooling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like a liquid that doesn't conduct electricity, isn't caustic, and isn't extremely sticky when dried? It would seem to me that would make for easier repairs in the future and make for a safer investment in an unproven application of cooling technology.



      I would think that a liquid that doesn't conduct electricity wouldn't have a high enough heat of vaporizations. Water is used because it's the best damned coolant out there.

  17. Whats the point? by red5 · · Score: 1

    With the power consumption on a P4 you wont even be able to keep the thing alive(on battery) long enough to over heat the processor.

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    1. Re:Whats the point? by tftp · · Score: 1

      When on battery power, the CPU will run slower and colder anyway. This trick is useful for the AC power - which is actually how most notebooks are used most of the time. Then the CPU runs at full speed, but the cooling may be worse than on an airplane.

  18. water cooled cpu by I+Want+GNU! · · Score: 1, Redundant

    If you want a water cooling system but don't have a notebook, http://www.agaweb.com/coolcpu/ is a good place to start. I tried it out once and overclocked my system by over 50%.

  19. Logical choice by SevenTowers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Water has a much higher calorific capacity than air. I believe it's around 4.19J/g*Celsius which is very high.

    It is the logical choice for cooling, being less noisy, parts have to move slower, etc etc... But why does the article say this is for garage hobbyists? Water cooling has been around for a while and at least 5 relatively large cies offer it. Tomshardware and Anandtech have had quite a few reviews of the different brands.

    Another plus is you can plug everything on the same circuit, Northbridge, CPU, GPU, hell, even the power supply. All you have to do is increase the pipe size by a relatively small factor.

    The temperature is maintained around ambient too, so the cooling is MUCH more efficient than air.

    The next step is nanocooling. There was an article in Nature a way back about nanofans (more like oscillating piezoelectric thingys), that dissipate heat at an astounding rate (although I don't recall how exactly since they throw it at the air which doesn't have such a good calorific capacity...). Anyways, the point is that this isn't really revolutionary because it has been used in home computers (by more than garage hobbyists) for at least 3 years. And before that there was Kryotech...

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    1. Re:Logical choice by FFFish · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Is water the logical choice for cooling? I'd have thought oil would be. Particularly as a synthetic oil should be non-reactive, quite unlike water. Although, come to think of it, that'd eliminate built-in product failure...

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    2. Re:Logical choice by diatonic · · Score: 1

      I would think that when you need a water cooled solution for a laptop, it is using too much power. If a large amount of heat is being generated, then large amounts of power are being used. Then add to the mess the amount of power a pump would require to cirulate the fluid... I doubt there is enough difference in temerature from the hot leg to the cold leg to facilitate natural cirulation without pumps...

      I guess you could run it on a fission pressurised water reactor and have plenty of power though... and long times between refueling (though you might not want to store it on your lap anymore)

      -diatonic

    3. Re:Logical choice by abalacha · · Score: 1
      (although I don't recall how exactly since they throw it at the air which doesn't have such a good calorific capacity...)

      I think nanocoolers does not throw heat in the air. It works using themocouples. We all know of
      some joints of some materials which produce an electric potential difference when heat is applied. This is alrady used to produce small quantities of electricity from direct heat sources. ( No moving parts, see.. )


      The thermocouples also has the property of cooling down when we apply a reverse electric potential. If we put a lot of these miniature thermocouples in the Processor and apply the
      correct voltage, then we directly cool down areas within the chip core.

    4. Re:Logical choice by khuber · · Score: 2, Interesting
      >Is water the logical choice for cooling? I'd have thought oil would be.

      I wouldn't think that. Water has a higher specific heat and much higher thermal conductivity. Water is not "reactive", plus when you spill water, it evaporates.

      -Kevin

    5. Re:Logical choice by donweel · · Score: 1

      So what about flouronics cooled ala crayII. Why is this no longer done?

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  20. Not Ideal For Laptops by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

    "A water tank is placed at back of the display panel and a pump resides in the main body of the machine, she says."

    Look if I have to lug around a water tank and pump then what's the use of having a laptop.

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  21. Yea right. by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

    Chalk it up to a publicity stunt. Laptops already are starved for power. You start adding a water pump to the mix, and you drop your usable time by at least a 1/2 hour I estimate. In any event, if your processing so much with a laptop that you need a water cooler, you should be on a desktop.

    I does not add up.

  22. hate to say it, been there, done that by CheechBG · · Score: 1

    As cool as it sounds, someone else thought of it already :)

    http://www.infoworld.com/articles/pi/xml/00/04/1 7/ 000417piwater.xml

    As one who has done considerable research into watercooled stuff, the cooling gains are pretty good as compared to air cooling. This is multilied by the fact that the active cooling system on a notebook is limited to a tiny 60MM fan, and a heatsink that is about a half inch high. If you can keep the system closed, it won't be too bad, however this will add considerable weight to the unit, taking into account the resevoir, pump, waterblock, stuff like that.

  23. Water tanks? Nah... by kaosrain · · Score: 1

    The source of new water can be the output of your methanol fuel-cell batteries :)

    Kaos

    1. Re:Water tanks? Nah... by ZigMonty · · Score: 2

      I think you need *cool* water. IIRC, the water out of a fuel cell is hot (sometimes steam). Why can't the water be in a closed loop from the CPU to a radiator on the case. IMHO, we need cooler, more efficent processors not complex cooling systems.

  24. This is not new, by any means by jerkychew · · Score: 2, Informative

    Dell has cooled its laptops via water for at least a year now. Take apart any Latitude or Inspiron over 800MHZ and look at the small copper pipes that sit in front of the cooling fan. Those pipes circulate water over the CPU, helping to cool it.

    1. Re:This is not new, by any means by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Hell, the Sega Dreamcast is liquid-cooled, as I recall.

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    2. Re:This is not new, by any means by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 1

      That is a heat pipe, rather than a proper water circulation system. The working fluid is vapourised at one end, condenses at the other then is wicked back. As there is no pump, it is very reliable but of limited transfer capacity.

  25. Um...bad idea. by qslack · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, really, I didn't wet my pants!! My laptop leaked!

  26. This already exists. by jonnythan · · Score: 5, Informative

    Water cooled laptops are nothing new at all. Check out these water cooling laptop articles, produced from a quick google search:

    Toshiba

    IBM

    I know there are others, but I can't seem to find them at the moment. It's certainly my underestanding that there have been water cooled laptops in production for quite a while.

    1. Re:This already exists. by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      I second that. I remember examining a beefy Dell Precision or something similar, and to my great surprise observing a bunch of copper pipes behind the cooling fan grille on the side. Literally, the kind of copper pipes one finds in the back of a refrigerator. My guess is that there was probably some kind of oil inside, not water, in case it leaks out all over the inside of the notebook.

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    2. Re:This already exists. by kesuki · · Score: 1

      Try cracking open an Inspiron 8100.
      The water cooling isn't nearly as ambitious, and still requires fans to dissipate the heat.
      This Inspirion 8100 also has it's GPU on a replaceable daughter card as reviewed at tomshardware. Too bad the laptop is designed with a really flimsy body, and still relys on Pentium III processors. I also like that it can swap batteries while running, too bad they cost so much. I also highly doubt that you can run the i8100 on a foot pump since the brick it comes with is rated for a max of 70 watts, a couch potato might have a hard time powering the inspiron with a bicycle without a flywheel to ensure consistant power flow.

    3. Re:This already exists. by pete-classic · · Score: 2

      AFAIK all the Dells use water.

      Water is not actually conductive. Water with disolved solids, noteably salt, is quite conductive. It doesn't have to be cloudy or "salty" to be salty enough to be pretty conductive.

      -Peter

    4. Re:This already exists. by Yarn · · Score: 2

      I remember reading a review of the first portable SPARC laptop, that had water cooling.

      That was in Byte/UK in 1993

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    5. Re:This already exists. by p3d0 · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're talking about electrical conductivity, methinks. Salt water actually has a lower thermal conductivity than pure water.

      Thermal conductivity doesn't matter all that much for a water cooling systems, though, because the primary heat transfer mechanism is convection. You need a tiny little bit of conduction to heat up a tiny bit of water, and then convection carries that water elsewhere to a radiator which dissipates the heat.

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  27. water cooling crays by LiquidPC · · Score: 1

    What happens if you add water cooling to your cray, and you start a level 1 hurricane over your processor?

  28. Intel: take a Marketing class by gunner800 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't this really just more evidence that a P4 is inappropriate for laptops? Intel is making a good attempt at targeting a specific market (P4 is "primarily" a server chip), but their insistence on cramming every processor into a small box just for shits and giggles is silly.

    1. Re:Intel: take a Marketing class by tftp · · Score: 4, Informative

      As long as I can regulate the performance (and the battery drain) it's OK. Many notebooks are used mostly as desktops, but the owner has to travel with them occasionally. That's the fate of all notebooks I have at the office. Two of them are travelling right now, but when at customer's site, they will be plugged into AC and demoing our stuff at full speed. Same when I use them at the office. Rarely they are used on airplanes.

    2. Re:Intel: take a Marketing class by BigBir3d · · Score: 2, Informative

      Jetta recently came out with a P4 laptop, in both 1.6 and 1.7GHz.

      sadly, they do not sell to the public.

    3. Re:Intel: take a Marketing class by RFC959 · · Score: 2

      Eh...I remember when the (original) Pentium came out. The Mac afficionados were chortling over it, claiming that you'd NEVER be able to put it in a laptop, because its power consumption and heat output were too high. Three generations later... *shrug* If the chipmakers make it, someone's gonna want to put it in a laptop.

  29. Hey! There's an idea! by TWX_the_Linux_Zealot · · Score: 2

    We could use the natural thermal properties of a closed system to circulate the water, by having it rise to exchangers in the screen-backing area...

    We could then start adding turbines to reclaim some of the energy lost as heat from the unit, and use that to help prolong the time between charges on the unit! Just think! The more hard number crunching you do, the hotter the processor gets, and the longer your laptop runs! It'd be a reason for EVERYONE to run seti@home!

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  30. A notebook computer that MAKES COFFEE TOO? by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 3, Funny
    They don't realize what htey have here! A combination notebook computer AND and a coffee-maker! This could capture the market all-night, err, I mean overnight :-)

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  31. Unveiled where? by red5 · · Score: 1

    Hitachi Unveils Water-Cooled Notebooks[from the pcworld subjectline]

    Generally wen you "unveil" somthing you show it off to people.
    So were the hell are the press photos?

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    1. Re:Unveiled where? by shimpei · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Here is an article in Japanese, with pictures, linked from a Slashdot Japan article.

      By the way, the revolutionary part about this laptop is that it uses a mechanical pump to move the hot coolant to the radiation panel at the back of the LCD, whereas traditional cooling mechanisms uses the palmrest and/or the bottom of the laptop to dissipate heat in addition to the air fan. The idea is that

      • a pump is much more reliable than a fan, because it doesn't move as fast or ingest foreign dust particles all the time; and
      • 2) heating the back of the LCD affects the user experience less than with the palmrest or the bottom.

      Also, before people start screaming about how big the water tanks are in the photos, the article says that the tanks were deliberately enlarged to emphasize the point of these prototypes, and they will be reduced in production models.

    2. Re:Unveiled where? by red5 · · Score: 1

      Wow didn't even know there was a slashdot japan.
      The tanks dont look too big in the pictures but smaller is alwase better I guess.

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  32. Gotta love integration... by Navius+Eurisko · · Score: 1

    Now I can have the best of both worlds: a laptop computer with an integrated sports water bottle!

    Proper computing for the athletic geek!

  33. dreamcasts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the first rev of the US dreamcasts were water cooled as well. they are easy to pick out as they are *SOLID* feeling compared to the other dreamcasts.

  34. Won't work -- tried it by rjamestaylor · · Score: 4, Funny
    After reading the Slashdot story I tried water-cooling my Toshiba Satellite. I'm sorry to say but Hitachi has obviously not tried this in the real world, 'cause if they did...well, let's just say that I'm using my wife's desktop to write this post.

    Wow. Talk about Vaporware...yikes...

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  35. Overclocking. by BenTheDewpendent · · Score: 1

    Can we over clock em now?

    maybe strap a larger radiator on the back of the screen and your ready to go.

  36. Acronyms are better solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is, SOI and RISC. If only Intel would realize their CISC chips will eventually cause lawsuits for starting housefires...

  37. No worry by hendridm · · Score: 1

    First of all, I'm not sure your laptop will last long operating at freezing temperatures anyway. Plus, it would take longer for the wanter coolant to freeze (even without an addative) since the computer produces heat. Why was this insightful? Funny, maybe.

  38. yay by prizzznecious · · Score: 1

    Hot beverages wherever I go!

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  39. Is this new? by x136 · · Score: 2

    I could have sworn that when the first 1GHz laptops came out a few months ago, They took one apart on TechTV to show the water cooling and all.

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  40. Hmm by FakePlasticDubya · · Score: 1

    I don't know about this. Just another component to break, and leaking water INSIDE the laptop would be bad. Is it really worth it?

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  41. What the hell .. by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    is a geek doing out in the desert anyway? Surely you must mean "virtual desert"?

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    1. Re:What the hell .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      surely, you must mean Slashdot.

  42. Unreliable by davidc · · Score: 1
    It seems to me that this must be prone to leaks and hence unreliable. If the pump and chips are in the main body of the machine and the heat exchanger in the display part, somewhere there has to be a flexible tube carrying the water or some arrangement with O rings. (to allow for opening the display/lid). An irritating thing about flexible tubes is that with repeated flexing, they crack. O rings are even worse!

    All those jokes about leaky laptops may not be so far off the mark...

  43. Water is for sissies... by spike2131 · · Score: 1

    ...a REAL geek cools with liquid nitrogen!

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    1. Re:Water is for sissies... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like Nitrogen is as geeky as Flourinert...

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  44. That is so behind the times! by BlackGriffen · · Score: 1

    My laptop is cooled by liquid nitrogen with a processor that runs so hot without it, I can turn the cooling system off and let it double as a stove!

    The chip? A Pentium 5 :D.

    BlackGriffen

  45. WTF? License What? by dbCooper0 · · Score: 1
    The company also expects its water-cooling system to be a de facto standard throughout the industry and is currently in talks with several component manufacturers for licensing, Uchiyama says

    This License/Patent bullshit is just crazy. Who's got the patent on radiators in frikkin' automobiles? Guess I could look it up, but I have a leak in mine, and need to fix it!

    Damn Priorities.....

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  46. Supercomputers?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I thought that for atleast the last 10 years that supercomputers (well, crays atleast) have been using flurinert, and I don't think that they ever used water for the job.

  47. just what i need, a $3000 portable coffee warmer by Indy1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    honestly, isnt a P4 in a notebook a complete and total waste? The main performance bottleneck in a notebook anymore is the harddrive, not the CPU. The whole idea of a laptop is to be able take it to various places and be able to run it for a few hours on the battery. With the kind of power the P4 sucks down, you can kiss that goodbye. Add in fans to cool down the processor and/or water, and more of your battery goes bye bye. You'd need DDR to get the most out of the P4 as well, sdram + P4 is horribly slow and Rambus generates huge amounts of heat, which we all know is a no no in a notebook. I'm sorry Intel, but not everyone wants or needs a Marketing Processor (which is what the P4 really is, marketing over engineering) in a notebook. Give me a cool running low power Mobile P3 any day of the week.

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  48. Re:a message from the .test community by Pr0p3r_Tr0ll4g3 · · Score: 0

    Lost children are no good to me.
    And I'm sure your balls are getting no use.

  49. If it breaks... by dick980 · · Score: 1

    ...do you hire a plumber?

    1. Re:If it breaks... by TeknoHog · · Score: 2
      ...do you hire a plumber?

      No, you'll just mknod -p and use some |-fu.

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  50. Sheesh! by Dragnet · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one to read that as `Hemos Cooled Notebooks'? That would be interesting :-).

  51. hmm, embarassing situations ? by UU7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Walking off a long flight.
    No, honestly, my laptop just leaked...

  52. Now lets see ... by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    What was that word? .. I just can't remember it right now ... (reaching for dictionary)...
    effective? Nope.
    effeminate? Nope.
    effervescent? Nope.
    efficacious? Nope.
    efficiency! Yeah that's it. Thats why it won't work :-)

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    1. Re:Now lets see ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the reason it won't work is

  53. What!? by Publicus · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Maybe I'm being silly, but is this really neccessary? I'm sure it will sell. I work in Government, particularly law enforcement, and the purchasing decisions are made totally backwards. Recently, all of the agents (cops) in our department got new laptops. It was considered important that they be able to transport these things so that they can be more flexible or dynamic or something... Anyway, the guy in charge of ordering bought the Dell "desktop replacement" laptop, which weighs about 8 pounds! The result? We have a bunch of overpriced desktops with LCD displays and laptop keyboards. The agents never take them ANYWHERE.

    To get back on topic, I can see how this is going to be a "It's more expensive, so it must be better," or, a, "Finally, I can get the computing power that I need in a laptop!" I've had a Pentium III 850 for almost a year now and I just can't see how that isn't going to be sufficient processing power to drive my applications for a long time. Up until a few weeks ago I was using a PII 300 at work, and it was great with Windows 2000 and office XP.

    The gist of my comment: In 90% (or more) of the instances customers who buy these machines will not need the processing power that is provided by the advanced cooling. My problem is when it's public sector buyers that are misinformed and willing to spend public dollars on gimmicky stuff.

    Wait, never mind, maybe you do need that Pentium 4 to do email...sorry!

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    1. Re:What!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      redundant Pronunciation Key (r-dndnt) adj.

      1. Exceeding what is necessary or natural; superfluous.
      2. Needlessly wordy or repetitive in expression: a student paper filled with redundant phrases.
      3. Of or relating to linguistic redundancy.
      4. Chiefly British. Dismissed or laid off from work, as for being no longer needed.
      5. Electronics. Of or involving redundancy in electronic equipment.
      6. Of or involving redundancy in the transmission of messages.

      How is parent redundant?

    2. Re:What!? by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      If it wern't for lightweight pistols I guess those poor police who can't manage to lift eight pounds would be highly disadvantaged in the field. I feel sorry for every time they have to lift a bottle of milk...

      Fourtunately donuts are made of a light weight material AND have a hole in the center. :-)

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  54. And Toshiba already has a watercooled notebook by Nailer · · Score: 2

    So there! (Yes, I'm aware the URL is weird, but it works)

  55. A Caveat by screwballicus · · Score: 1

    Wait a sec. If we're moving towards liquid-cooled consumer-level systems, what becomes of my plans to warm my house in the winter with my Beowulf cluster of 110GHz IBM PCs?

    1. Re:A Caveat by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Wait a sec. If we're moving towards liquid-cooled consumer-level systems, what becomes of my plans to warm my house in the winter with my Beowulf cluster of 110GHz IBM PCs?

      Just because it moves more heat doesn't mean it violates thermodynamics and destroys heat. You can route it long distances now, make your floors into heatsinks. ;-)

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  56. Re:Page fortune when viewed: by Pr0p3r_Tr0ll4g3 · · Score: 0

    "With any group you're going to find a few winners, and a whole lot of losers." -- George Carlin.

    I couldn't find the whole transcript to the skit:
    1) god damn google!
    2) god damn copy right law!

    Most blacks I've met are every bit as personable, educated, and bigoted as slashdot editors.

  57. Re:Page fortune when viewed: by Pr0p3r_Tr0ll4g3 · · Score: 0

    Thank you, penis. May you find joy in your new occupation as Slashdot critic.

  58. Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I already have this 8 months a year. I live in Seattle.

  59. Repairs.. by Werelock · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So instead of ~$400 to fix a broken display they could end up paying for the whole unit when the water drips/sprays all over the keyboard and then down to the inards. Brilliant...

    Personally, I'd have engineered the water tank to the bottom of the unit or as another drive bay. Gravity would force the water from a broken unit outside the laptop.

  60. Re:There are a few places you can't -- Not quite by willy_me · · Score: 2

    The change in pressure won't effect the volume of the coolant (assuming it is water.) Only a gas coolant would be effected. This does however effect the boots used by the Canadian military. Their winder boots have a pocket of air to help insulate them. They have a little air valve on their side that needs to be opened so that the boots don't explode during air transport.

    By the way, if anyone ever needs some very warm, durable boots - check out an army surplus store. The only commercial boots that even come close are in the $300 range and aren't as durable. The military has some damn nice equipment...

  61. How is this a good idea? by RainbowSix · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Watercooling requires a way to move that water, ie, a pump. Moving parts that require power, and the problem is that you still have to get x watts of heat out of the water at the other end. I think the current use of a heat pipe is much better than watercooling. The only "movement" is the phase change powered by the heat itself, and so there is less chance of failure.

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    1. Re:How is this a good idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A pump is not really required except to get the flow moving. It's called natural circulation. Nuc Submarine reactors are cooled in some lower power levels using this method. It makes for a very quiet submarine as no reactor coolant pumps are running.

      The same could be applied here. A small pump could be used to start the circulation, then the fluid would remain in motion naturally from the hot fluid rising and the cold fluid dropping, hence the heat exchange in the screen area, the highest spot.

    2. Re:How is this a good idea? by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      How about this interesting bit then. Heat rises, no reason a convective system can't be made to require no pumping system. Although an uber cheap pump mechanism wouldn't hurt anyways.

      Chance of failure doesn't strike me as 100% when the spinning bits go. And the water should absorb enough heat to give the system shutdown warning should an RPM meter fail to detect a problem.

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  62. The ideal notebook... by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With current tech, we could create a 486 based word processing machine, thinner, cheaper, lighter, and with a week's worth of power, rather than just a few hours.

    Why they insist on forcing desktop replacements on the market is beyond me. (Actually, it isn't beyond me, it's all about keeping those profit margins high.)

    As a writer, dealing with these noisy, overheating, overpriced, heavy machines is distasteful. As a programmer, I'm gonna use my laptop as a terminal, not a server, so all those extra CPU cycles are wasted.

    1. Re:The ideal notebook... by mr3038 · · Score: 2
      With current tech, we could create a 486 based word processing machine, thinner, cheaper, lighter, and with a week's worth of power, rather than just a few hours.

      Sure, but only if you don't need a display for word prosessing. It's not like there's a tech available to make cheap enough displays that can be run for weeks with small battery only. And you have seen GBA - we need display that generates light.

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    2. Re:The ideal notebook... by robin · · Score: 2

      I bought an IBM Thinkpad i series s30 that was the nearest approximation I could find to your spec. It's got a 700MHz CPU and a physically small screen. The CPU is overpowered, which is a shame, but with the larger battery I get easily a full working day. Small snags are that all the docs are in Japanese (eg the maintenance manual, web pages ...), and that since it's ACPI based power management under Linux is poor. More details here. Expensive, but it is a seriously nice little piece of kit.

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    3. Re:The ideal notebook... by mgv · · Score: 2

      It's not like there's a tech available to make cheap enough displays that can be run for weeks with small battery only.

      Oh dear, It would seem that my Palm is a figment of my imagination.

      Michael

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  63. Jeez.. by Kranium · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long the battery will last... like, 30 minutes?

  64. Apple does too by beakster · · Score: 1

    The Powerbook G4 has 3 liquid cooling channels in the latest models. If I recall, the earlier Powerbook G4s had only one liquid cooling channel.

  65. Re:There are a few places you can't -- Not quite by pixel.jonah · · Score: 1

    My dad has a pair of surplus US airforce boots with the same design - air surround and a little pressure relief valve. Quite Neat.

  66. Re:Water tanks? Nah... *Ethanol* fuelcells by billstewart · · Score: 2

    Methanol? Nah... You want Ethanol-powered fuelcells. "I'll have a Scotch and Water for me and a Vodka and Water for my laptop here"...

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  67. Water cooling not unique by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In itself it is not unique.
    Exibit A: http://docs.us.dell.com/docs/systems/plav/remove72 .jpg
    This is the cooling module of a Dell Inspiron 8000 laptop. See the tube? Its got water in it.

  68. Re:just what i need, a $3000 portable coffee warme by FFFish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Give me a Pentium-I 300Mhz with sixteen hours battery life any day of the week...

    (I figure if they can make a P4 run four hours, the P1 should be good for at least four times longer!)

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  69. Overclock it! by Bastian · · Score: 2

    I can't see any downsides. More computrons, faster brewing. Everyone's happy.

  70. Environment Friendly by hyyx · · Score: 1

    As I was reading the article, I noticed an interesting sentence:

    Although the water-cooling system is more efficient and less noisy, the bottlenecks to commercialization have been that the water-based solution tends to degrade and evaporate during operation.

    Maybe it is just me, but the idea of fueling my laptop with water instead of electricity sounds great! I can't wait until I can say "Hold on a sec... I have to refill my CPU with this bottle of Evian..."

  71. Great by fredistheking · · Score: 1

    Now I'll have to worry about my computer overheating when I forget to check the water.

  72. I'm waitng for those liquid sodium cooled laptops by schmaltz · · Score: 1

    to arrive... they're the best thing for preventing those nasty athlon core meltdowns.

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  73. interesting... by smash · · Score: 1
    I always thought the Dreamcast's cpu was funky, coz it was a liquid cooled Hitachi model.

    Nice to see they're applying the technology elsewhere too :)

    smash

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  74. cool when can I... by metotalk · · Score: 1

    when can I get my hgih speed palm with its water cooled cpu??? I really need it, so I can make my hot coffie any where that I go from my pocket/palm.

  75. So having given up on positive karma on Slashdot.. by Thaidog · · Score: 0

    Here's something helpful for everybody:

    (Oh those watercooled notebooks are somethng else)

    How to lie 101:

    First off, make sure you're white... it makes it much easier to justify why you're such a cracker.

    Second, it takes lots of practice to make a really solid lie, so if you want a good lie, you'll need to work on your excuses... which kind of defeats the purpose so f%4k it.

    Third be a complete dick about everything... never justify lying, it takes too much energy.

    If you ever wake up and think to yourself that life is perfect, it's possibly not for somebody else, so watch your ass... which of course is impossible if you want to lie.

    If you wake up with a perfect body, lots of money, a nice car, a family, a beautiful wife/husband, an easy job that makes lots of money, you might be in for a rude awakening. Why? Once again you're living a lie. Don't ask me how it happens... all I know is that it does.

    Fifth, always have a good spellchecker... if you don't you can end up looking like an idiot. This can really hurt.

    Oh, never tell the truth to the opposite sex no matter how much since it makes to do or even if they already know it. Why? The f$#king truth hurts. Then you'll be straight out of a girlfriend/boyfriend... not to mention you'll have to settle with a girl who knows the truth. What a bitch. Literally. This means for all you guys you can't tell them you're dating them for their looks and for all you women you're dating them for their money.

    Oh... putting up a "front" is "mas importante"... that's Spanish for important. So I've been told anyway.

    Oh... get really good at lying to yourself. It's the best... Never tell yourself the truth because the sh%t hurts...

    For you really good liars out there, everything, and I mean everything about the truth hurts to the point of being ridiculous. Why? Because just like you liars, "truth tellers" are just like you except they have been put in a position that they are forced to "put out", so everything is tweaked for them to get the most out of it. So if you really want to get the most out of lying to someone, you must, and I repeat must, be a complete dick. Now the BEST liars do this with out consciously knowing it... thus getting more "bang for the buck" out of their lies. This is because truly could give a f%$k about anyone else. It's the best! I have to say, try it for yourself and see what I mean... it's great!

    Oh... and if you get caught... Being naturally stupid really helps the situation. Why? You forget faster than average and thus get back to your main objective that much faster. It also really helps not to have a conscience also in this situation. So if you can see about finding a doctor stupid enough to get that part of your brain removed as soon as possible. If not, it could take years of training or tons and tons of time around "truth tellers" to get it finally right. Oh... you must also sometimes pretend you're a truth teller also in this situation . It's good to have "studied" the enemy. And surprisingly, there are a lot of them. Also, if you are not stupid, but your opponent thinks you are, use that, it works great! I hope I'm not boring you more intelligent people with this rudimentary knowledge. See how I just played to your ego? It works perfectly with those who, deep down, know they are God, and everybody else is simply crazy. Wow!

    Oh... go to Church or Temple or whatever it is you're supposed to do... you'll hit "pay-dirt" with tons of idiots practicing stuff like "self-sacrifice". If you find one of those guys, you're SFL baby!

    Being around massive quantities of women always helps your chances as well. Thet naturally excel as liars. The evidence is in asking them... they'll say no! Don't worry if you did not catch on to the last part...

    Being in numbers also helps... sometimes you'll be in the midst of a liar So good that he can say a lie that will cover you at the same time... now that's a bonus!!! Just pretend you're with them... you might not want to tell them that you've said this though or they might call you out of it... after all, they're lying also.

    Oh... make sure you have plenty of money... for where your lies fail, your money will smooth things over... it's really a necessity.

    Also, competition in lying... there is tons once people figure out the need to lie. If you find yourself in the midst of a better liar, sometimes it can be tough to keep your spirits up... but do! You see, you can learn from their lies, and then get better at them yourself! Sometimes you can get the "hang" out of a particular lie without taking tons and tons of time to learn it (like that person might have), so you in essence, steal their lies! It's really great!

    Getting back to that Church thing... If you go to Church you can learn about miracles and thus blame all your really bad lies on the fact that they were part of a bigger plan. It works perfectly. At least it works good for me. Remember, "Everything happens for a reason!" I can't tell you how good this one works! First off for those stupid enough to believe it, they fall for it almost every time as long as you don't use it back to back, and for those who know better, they're so pissed at how you judged their intellect, they'll be stunned! (but only for a few seconds, so be quick to come up with something to take their mind off it and distract them from the fact your playing them)

    Make sure you have plenty of excuses. The best excuses look self-evident. For example, walk into work with a fake broke leg. You get the point.

    Situational Lying: This is where it gets advanced. Any given situation can turn into a "lie detector test". Make sure you can either bully your way out if caught, or you can put your lie out quick enough as the truth. Being naturally paranoid helps this situation as well. Remember, people conspire behind your back so always have a good lie ready. Furthermore, the more conspiracies you're in on, the better. They show what situations work best, given the strategy. If you suspect yourself the victim of a conspiracy, this is when your true lying skills really come into play the most. If you can't find your way out quickly, it's best to become part of your own conspiracy. This will confuse the stupider of your enemies and will give you time to get out scot-free. Remember, the deeper your lie the higher the probability you'll get caught. So start off small. (Just like weight training)

    If you get caught: Keep your enemy happy. Distraction is key... especially if they have drugs to tell you the truth or a lie detector. It's survival of the best liar. Women once again have the best advantage here. They use sex as... and get this: weapon, I dare say AND a means to get out. Almost unbeatable, really. This is the very driver of most men's existence and so it works almost %100 percent of the time! Joy. This is proven by the small amount of women that make it into prison and very few are killed. Smart men know to use a woman as a means of defense, hence the phrase: "Take my wife, please!" If a woman catches you in a lie, tell them you learned it from them and then proceed to get very juvenile or senile. Then tell them they should be proud to know such a liar. (Remember, if you're a woman you should work on your looks more than your lie as it will help you facilitate any of the fore mentioned situations... you might find yourself at the command of your victim!!!)

    Being physically fit can also help your lying in that it will keep you from getting caught. Also, people tend to be less harsh on these types of liars since they have a weapon.

    Extremely advanced lying: Once again, I can't tell you how much material I have given you is true. After all, I myself am a liar and when in full practice I'm very deadly if I do say so myself. It is true possibly that my lying behavior has become too much of a "component" of my personality in that it affects everything I do, including this paper. Furthermore, a lot my lies are still "in the works", so some of this advice might work out your particular situation.... All I can say is if it's true, that's too bad for you. Also, remember the expiration date on the milk carton... you have to change up your lies in order to keep your lying a tool for survival.

    Some of the consequences of lying: First and foremost is Hell. A mere possibility, but watch your back! Second, mental behavior facilities... believe you me, you don't want to end up there. So, if you have already started lying, watch your back because the people who work in these places tend to be liars themselves and love to play with their victim's minds and anything else that comes to light. What's worse is you become a victim of some stupid experiment. In this case you should behave as if you're the victim of a conspiracy, (but don't tell anyone). Experiments tend to behave exactly the same as conspiracies. Remember, once you've started lying, there's really no going back. This is proven once you tell somebody that you've lied to them. They will not treat you as an equal anymore and you will have lost all respect for you. (and in most cases, they'll let you know it... if they are smart anyway.) You can lose your job, your family, your life, and your money. Your entire life will be watched and analyzed, thus becoming part of some crazy freak show that people can look at, poke fun at, and feel generally better about themselves due to your getting caught. Wow! Suddenly you've made other people friends and have them come together as a click all due to your stupidity! And believe you me, clicks can hurt if you're not "in".

    Some benefits of lying: Monetary growth. There's a lot of money to be made of being the best liar. Just look at the movie industry! Millions of dollars on what people have made up and at best a bunch of half-truths to keep you happy. Remember "fake it to you make it!" Women! Women love a good liar. (Actually, women fall in love with a good liar only to be disappointed... I can't tell you how many times I've been personally a disappointment.) Being a good liar is a sign of true stability in your life. I can't tell you how may women I've got simply by being a good liar! A happy outlook on life. Once your convinced you've made a lie big enough. To fool everybody you need to, you can relax and laugh at all the suckers you've made!

    Remember, right or wrong, people love to abuse other people. They'll even accuse you of abusing so they can further abuse you! It can get confusing so use every spare moment to "keep score". This is justification for lying enough! People will hit you for cursing! Does that help their outlook from your perspective? No! I've seen people really get an ass-kick from this situation. Remember, win people over with your money, looks and other seemingly quality aspects. When in a bad situation, always have dirt on somebody. This goes out of the bounds of being just a liar, but it's a great defense, so it would be selfish not to share it with you. It's a great defense. Just talk about their problems and you've got instant defense! This defense works on those smart enough to know what you're talking about, however, remember: Size up your opponent! Otherwise, you'll end up looking stupid. This works best with a lot of people around... make a crack on them that's so funny that it causes everybody to laugh uncontrollably and you've got instant success! Once again, this goes out of the bounds of merely lying, but is an excellent defense that not only wins friends with your humor, but hurts your enemy... all at the same time! Man! Now that's a bonus!

    Any questions or for more advise on how to play somebody, be played yourself, or more lying tips, you can e-mail me at: Tyler@McAdams.com

    Thanks, and good luck!

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  76. Mod him up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's right, mod him up to get the facts out.

  77. Soooo..... by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Have you considered a 14" 600MHz 6lb iBook for your needs?

    Word, Office, bash, sips at the battery, and comes with a fairly hefty 55W battery too. It runs, what, at a rated 6hours on a single battery? I suspect it runs lower, of course, but still, 4.5 hours isn't horrible.

    1. Re:Soooo..... by Surak · · Score: 2

      No, 4.5 hours isn't horrible compared to the average desktop replacement notebook.

      What we need is something like the previous poster said, though...screw fast processors...a laptop's advantage is that it's portable...most people want a laptop for word processing and e-mail...How many CPU cycles do you really need for that?

    2. Re:Soooo..... by scorcherer · · Score: 2

      600MHz PPC for text processing is overkill, considering I can watch fullscreen DivX on my 400MHz K6 laptop. Of course it might not be enough for running Word...

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    3. Re:Soooo..... by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2

      The nice thing about the Apple laptops and the PPC series (I have a G4 PowerBook) is that, when you do something 'simple' like email and word processing, the hardware has the capability to throttle down the CPU (from 600MHz to 500MHz) as well as insert idle states, both are separate capabilities.

      Even better, if you have enough ram, the system will put the drive to sleep too. It really isn't all that far off from the original poster's wish.

      My laptop, when I'm just listening to music (screen off, only an mp3 player on) can play for about 6 hours. This is an mp3 player that sucks 20% of the CPU, too. Anyway, the Mac laptops are some of the most portable laptops around :)

  78. cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps this could be used with a steam turbine to recycle some energy. It would almost be like turning your mobile into a perpetum mobile.

  79. Magic smoke? by asb · · Score: 1

    It'll work until the magic liquid leaks?

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  80. If it needs water cooling... by usiems · · Score: 1

    ...it consumes way too much power. Come on, this is a laptop, it is supposed to run of a battery.

  81. what a HOOT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think it is *hilarious* that some processors (ahem) need water-cooling. (why is it that i always think of Rube Goldberg when it comes to an Intel, et al, chip? DOH! ) they are, by defintion, inefficient... watt-suckers that could heat your home. PPC chips, on the other hand, run nice and cool in comparison even when overclocked a tad. and they suck much fewer watts. but i digress... LOL.

  82. Nonsense! by Repran · · Score: 1

    If I want a water heater I buy a coffe machine - not a notebook.

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  83. Compaq did this years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Armada series of laptops had a water cooled processor.

    The basic structure was a copper pipe arragement with a reservoir over the cpu. As the water heated up it set up a convection current to the end of the pipe (think thermometer action) moving the warm water away from the processor and cool water back to the cpu. If the system began to get too hot even then the pipe end was aided in the heat dissipation by having been run in front of a general purpose cooling fan (that ran only if necessary).

    All in all ... the only new thing about this may be in the details. The idea is old.

  84. IBM's solution goes beyond just water cooling by jmichaelg · · Score: 3, Interesting
    A close read of the IBM article reveals their solution is to use a heat pipe instead of what most hobbyist are doing. Heat pipes are sealed cooling systems that exploit the fact that it takes 100's of times more heat to vaporize water (or other coolants) than it does to raise water 1 degree. To get water to vaporize at around 25-30 degrees C, you have to create a vacuum inside the coolant pipes.

    Heat pipes are an old idea - they were used in the Apollo program. IBM's key addition to the technology is developing a hinge that efficiently transfers heat between the laptop's body (the heat source) and the display (the heat radiator). There isn't much info in the article referenced in the original post to figure out just what Hitachi thinks is original.

  85. Why would they want to do this? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
    • the price and the size of the water-cooled notebook PC will remain about the same. Power consumption will also be approximately equal, Uchiyama says. However, the water cooling system should have a life cycle that is 1.7 times longer than an air-cooled system

    So... they don't make any extra profit (probably less for an identical retail price), there's no extended battery life (so how is this "more efficient"?), and the only benefit is that it (apparently) lives longer than an air cooled system, a fairly intangible benefit even for a corporate purchaser, given that by the time the air cooling system is likekly to give out, the laptop will have moved so far down the corporate food chain that it will probably have long since been "recycled" by a sticky fingered employee.

    Some problems with this.

    • 1) Anyone ever heard of the fan giving out on a laptop?
    • 2) Wouldn't it be more cost efficient to put in a 50 cent (manufacturing cost) fan rather than a 35 cent one?
    • 3) Why would a manufacturer want to extend the lifetime of their kit? To sell less kit? Riiiiiight.

    Technology for technology's sake? This is a demo unit, and is smells to me like some R&D czar trying to garner some media interest in a dying project. It's nice technology, but it seems largely pointless.

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    1. Re:Why would they want to do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in answer to your questions:

      1) YES - I've replaced 6 in the past 3 months on different brands
      2) Not unless the 50 cent item had a lower installation cost than the 35 cent one. Installation costs being equal go with the 35.
      3) If the kit gets a reputation for failing the day after warranty many businesses will buy more reliable kit.

      As for largely pointless - the idea is fewer moving parts, less potential for warranty repair claims, consequently less cost for the manufacturer.

  86. Leaks... by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 3, Funny

    Two obvious ones:

    1) And you thought MEMORY leaks killed programs...

    and

    2) Going into that super important customer meeting after the water coolant just let go leaving a huge wet spot on the front of your pants: "No, really, it was my laptop!"

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  87. what about the weight? by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

    Isn't water relatively dense? I believe it weighs about 33 pounds per cubic foot if I'm not mistaken. Even a cupful would significantly add to the weight of a portable I would think.

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  88. Corporate users by heroine · · Score: 2

    Is there such a thing as a corporate user? Do corporations still buy anything when the economy is being driven by consumers?

  89. Dell Laptops have this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell Latitude laptops have had basically a radiator for the past 2 years or so. It is completely sealed of so most people don't even know there is water in it. It was added the same year they added the big rubber bump on the bottom as a shock absorber.

  90. what about teperatures below freezing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in Norway, and for about 4 months or so we have temperatures below freezing. What happends if i carry my laptop home one of thies days. Will the pipes burst when the water freez?? what about using spirits instead of water? does spirits conduct heat as good as water? We already use a mixture of spirits and water to cool our cars in the winter.

  91. Re:Dull slapslops have this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post, corrected: "Dull attitude slapslops have had basically a radiator for the past 2 years or so. They are completely worthless sacks of shit that barely work so most people don't even know there is a CPU in it that is so damned inefficient, such a watt-hog, that it requires liquid-cooling."

    And I basically had a cow when I read your post. Everyone I know that has bought a Dull slapslop has hated it. Dull should only go bankrupt. NOW.

  92. Hmm...water-cooled laptops, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see a new franchise of "Super Soaker Laptops" being created.

  93. wait a sec... by mattdm · · Score: 2

    You're claiming that overclockers invented water-cooled computers? What about, for example, the Cray 1? And there's almost certainly earlier examples. This is really old industry tech, not some crazy idea the hotrodder kids dreamed up.

  94. Why not re-use the heat generated? by spectrum- · · Score: 1

    Surely it would be a good ideato develop
    this idea so that the heat lost by the processor
    could be regenerated back into electricity.

    This would beparticularly useful in laptops
    in conserving as much battery power as
    possible.

    1. Re:Why not re-use the heat generated? by Captain+Zion · · Score: 1

      You mean, by adding a steam turbine and a generator inside each laptop?

  95. The Hitachi just has a heat pipe like most laptops by DABANSHEE · · Score: 2

    Gez every 2nd laptop currently being made has a heatpipe - its no big deal

    "Heatpipes" are nothing new.

    Although heatpipes are mainly utilised where things are cramped arround the heatsource, to move the heat to another spot where there's more room for a heatsink (hence its popularity in laptops, where they move the heat from the CPU to behind the screen, where there's room for a wide albit flat heatsink), there are a couple of Socket 7/370/A heatsinks that utilise the heatpipe effect. The "Zen Radiator", which uses the heatpipe as the core of a radiator like arrangement; & the "Coolermaster HHC-001 Heatpipe Copper Cooler", which has long (as in high) fins & uses heatpipes to help conduct heat to the top of the fins.

    All this article shows is that PC World employs a laptop reviewer who doesn't know what he's talking about in regards to laptops.

    Really if a tech mag is going to have someone write a blurb about laptop cooling they should employ someone who actually knows something about laptop cooling.

  96. Denon has done similar by cabalist · · Score: 1

    For years and years (and years and years) Denon has used refrigerants (freon and such, unfortunately...) running in a tube directly through the cooling fins of the home amps they produce.

    Why not on PCs?

    cabalist

  97. Why Not More Efficient Design? by hotsauce · · Score: 1

    Instead of duct-taping a horribly designed chip in with water-cooling and refridgeration units, why not just use a more efficient chip architecture? It's not like they aren't available. And the market's large enough to support more.

  98. yikes by gleam_mn · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I thought it was bad when the water pump died on my car!

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  99. Signs of Nearing Technology Limit by 4of12 · · Score: 2

    Water cooled notebooks.

    I recently heard a presentation which indicated just how difficult the situation is getting with respect to power density. IIRC, in terms of W/cm, todays chips are surpassing the output of hotplates, moving towards the realm of nuclear reactors.

    I'd heard the switch from bi-polar to CMOS in the 1990s helped to avert a similar imminent meltdown.

    At these extremes, there have to be some research efforts into finding some way out of this mess.

    But maybe there's little need for laptop computers to have a faster CPU. What are you going to do with it, type your email faster? Once you can show videos in Powerpoint, why is there any more need for speed in these things?

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    1. Re:Signs of Nearing Technology Limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuclear reactors? Nice troll.

    2. Re:Signs of Nearing Technology Limit by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      The guy who uses Quake to demonstrate what other planets might look like might disagree.

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  100. Why not just underclock by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If only notebooks would allow you to easily underclock, then you run at lower power and not bake your lap or boil water.

  101. Water-based solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is dissolved in the water?