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Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person

Thread writes "This group is getting together slashdot readers all over the world. Check out slashdot.meetup.com to meet up with Slashdot readers in your town." The meetup.com site is pretty much brand new, and it's a fun idea. We thought this was kind of a cool idea and something a bunch of people have asked for in email and in past stories so we thought "let's see what happens."

417 comments

  1. I'd say a big group in L.A. by Real+World+Stuff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But do I REALLY want to meet some of the people here...I think not :)

    Stay on your side of the net and I'll stay on mine :)

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  2. Problem. by Master_Eagle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do not live in the US, and I do not live in any of the (major) cities given. If I were actually interested, what would I do?

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    1. Re:Problem. by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      I do not live in the US, and I do not live in any of the (major) cities given. If I were actually interested, what would I do?

      How about getting in touch with the owners of the site to see what they could do? If they are serious about making it work, they would probably try to listen and make their model applicable to more settings.

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    2. Re:Problem. by chrisd · · Score: 2
      There is a way to add venues on the site, so you might want to try that out.

      chrisd

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      Open Source Program Manager, Google, Inc.
    3. Re:Problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your last post said u live in LA you big fool
      did u sleep with the privacy guy who stole censorwarez.org or something

    4. Re:Problem. by Gorobei · · Score: 2

      Just post a message with the title "Need ticket from to ." The Slashdot Auto-Ticketer will find the best flight and mail a free round-trip ticket to the address you used when you registered for your Slashdot account. Perl rocks.

  3. First one there! by Tokerat · · Score: 1

    ...I'm early...

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  4. If I go to troll by ObviousGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can I show up as an AC?

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    1. Re:If I go to troll by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1

      it's not the trolls we'll need to worry about, it's the live goatse guys...

  5. Cool idea by einhverfr · · Score: 2

    It seems that the /. readers I know are already near me, but getting a chance to meet other prominant members could be interesting.

    Hmmm.... Should I post my trips to Ecuador? Or are most of the readers from the US? ;)

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    1. Re:Cool idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will definitely be meeting some prominant members if you go to a slashdot convention

    2. Re:Cool idea by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

      I imagine it would be something like a star trek convention. What do I dress up in?

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  6. Almost.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nearly got a First Post for the ACs....

  7. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fp

  8. Peachy by sheepab · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can have hoards of slashdot readers slashdot my front door.

  9. No thanks. by Theo+DeRaadt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Most of you people are repulsive enough without meeting you face to face.

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    Founder, OpenBSD project.
    1. Re:No thanks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of you developers are pompous cunts that no-one wants to meet.

    2. Re:No thanks. by Requiem · · Score: 1

      Well, at least I don't use OpenBSD.

    3. Re:No thanks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you and the modem you dialed in on.

    4. Re:No thanks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      flamebait? its true, all of the people I dislike the presance of are slashdot readers.
      From the time I get up to the time I get to class, I have at least three people going "heh heh dude, did you hear that " and I'll be lucky if 1 of these 3 people have showered in the previous 24 hours.
      If this sounds like you, please shower, stop snorting when you talk and calm down!

  10. What do we say by jsse · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do we say when we meet?

    "FIRST POST!"

    1. Re:What do we say by sheepab · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, you make the spock sign with your hand and say...
      "First Contact!"

    2. Re:What do we say by JonWan · · Score: 0, Troll



      I wouldn't mind that so much. It's the goats.cx that worries me.

    3. Re:What do we say by SGDarkKnight · · Score: 2

      no just wear the geek shirt or better yet, the first post shirt.

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      ...A no smoking section in a restaurant is like having a no peeing section in a swimming pool...
    4. Re:What do we say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no dude, this is a MEETup. we get together in a bar full of "real people" (tm) and start yelling MEEPT! just to continue the geek prejudice

    5. Re:What do we say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why oh why did you make the effort to type that?

    6. Re:What do we say by froseph · · Score: 0

      Will people start camping out side to try to get "First Post"?

  11. hehehe by TheDick · · Score: 1

    Its sad when Tyler, Tx shows up as a top location....

    Top Locales
    Sacramento (2 members)
    Midtown/Uptown Manhattan (2 members)
    Baton Rouge (1 members)
    Vancouver (1 members)
    Columbus (1 members)
    Du Bois (1 members)
    Eau Claire (1 members)
    Harrisburg (1 members)
    Peoria (1 members)
    Steubenville-Weirton (1 members)
    Tyler (1 members)
    Washington DC (1 members)
    Queens (1 members)
    Rockville-Gaithersburg (1 members)
    North Boston Suburbs (1 members)
    Mesa-Scottsdale-Tempe (1 members)
    St. Paul-Ramsey County (1 members)

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    1. Re:hehehe by krambeck · · Score: 1

      OK you think that is bad, Omaha NE is currently #14...

    2. Re:hehehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That just makes each one of these like the dates they've all been on. One guy and his member.

      This post is for hot grits poured down a naked and petrified Natalie Portman. Thank you.

    3. Re:hehehe by ActiveSX · · Score: 1

      Little ol' Sacramento is at the top. Wow, I feel so special!

    4. Re:hehehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Top Locales
      Sacramento (2 members)
      Midtown/Uptown Manhattan (2 members)
      Baton Rouge (1 members)
      Vancouver (1 members)
      Columbus (1 members)
      Du Bois (1 members)
      Eau Claire (1 members)
      Harrisburg (1 members)
      Peoria (1 members)
      Steubenville-Weirton (1 members)
      Tyler (1 members)
      Washington DC (1 members)
      Queens (1 members)
      Rockville-Gaithersburg (1 members)
      North Boston Suburbs (1 members)
      Mesa-Scottsdale-Tempe (1 members)
      St. Paul-Ramsey County (1 members)

    5. Re:hehehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I note that Fairbanks Alaska has four members... :)

  12. Work people. by saintlupus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hmm. Time to see if my boss reads slashdot.

    If so, time to start posting anonymously.

    --saint

  13. My estimate by jskarzin · · Score: 1

    Well, based on the number of them; I expect the whole place to be packed full of pessimists yelling "BSD is dying" and lots of boxing matches between MS and open source zealots ;).

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  14. Uhh, no. by peterdaly · · Score: 3, Funny

    There are others like me in my town? I can get 300k downloads off my cablemodem in the evening since there are so few geeks in my area. You think there is enough of us to have a meeting?

    What are you smoking! That's why I spend my time here.

    -Pete

    1. Re:Uhh, no. by random735 · · Score: 2, Funny

      For me, I'll stay home that particularly night and get 300k downloads for the first time ever!

    2. Re:Uhh, no. by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      There are others like me in my town?

      I live in kind of a cowboy town, recently relocated from Ann Arbor. I just kind of took it for granted that there were other techies somewhere around here till I saw myself as the only person registered in this town. The mystery of why I'm getting better speeds up here solved from this post. I could be the only computer geek in this entire town!

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      Everything will be taken away from you.
  15. oh my... by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

    the horror...

    the horror...

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  16. You know what this means, ladies! by Pilferer · · Score: 1

    Holy shit, I might finally get laid!

    Oh wait...
    nevermind.

    1. Re:You know what this means, ladies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least they have a better chance of getting laid than usual.

    2. Re:You know what this means, ladies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hordes of Slashdotters moving round in packs, clutching random bits of electronica and squinting at the light. Yeah, ladies love that.

    3. Re:You know what this means, ladies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I happen to be a lady, and I plan to go (Cleveland)

    4. Re:You know what this means, ladies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I happen to be a lady, and I plan to go (Cleveland)

      I can now predict that Cleveland will have the largest turnout: 1 lady and 3000 guys.

      More than one post in this story expresses hopes of meeting women. I think people misread the "Slashdot.org" icon in the story as "Slashdot ORGY".

      (Hey, I'm only 3 hours from Cleveland. . .make that 1 lady and 3001 guys!)

  17. Watching... by terradyn · · Score: 1

    Ok, how many of you are also refreshing and watching the slashdot effect in action? How sad are we... =P

  18. Is this a trend? by wirefarm · · Score: 2

    Are a lot of sites doing this now?
    I just started seeing announcements of Fark parties - I think it's a neat idea, especially for people in other countries.
    (Just as long as that goatse guy doesn't show up...)

    Cheers,
    Jim in Tokyo

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    1. Re:Is this a trend? by El_Nofx · · Score: 2

      Fark parties are just a big get drunk fest, not saying that /. parties won't be :)

      Here in Fargo, ND it will probobly just be everyone that shows up at the 2600 meetings.

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      It's not the OS it's the user that sucks. If it's user friendly, you get stupider people. - clinko
    2. Re:Is this a trend? by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2

      Jim in Tokyo, I'm Corey from Fussa...nice to meet you...well sort of.

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    3. Re:Is this a trend? by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Everything2, which has been around for a few years now, has had a ton of gatherings of people in various areas. Unfortunately, during the one gathering I could have attended (New York, January 5, 2002) I was out of town. Bummer. I was able to see pictures of the aftermath, including all the fellow users (noders) I could have schmoozed with.

      Everything2 has spawned some particularly close ties: there has been one marriage between two users, and there is a semi-official "compound" of users who now live together in New York. There's even talk about taking over a small town in Kansas on behalf of Everything2.

      Me, I haven't been quite so lucky. I have never had a person come up to me and introduce him/herself as being from Everything2, even though I've been about 100 feet from one user in a computer cluster at Carnegie Mellon University.

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    4. Re:Is this a trend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's 'cuz you're a dork.

    5. Re:Is this a trend? by bluethundr · · Score: 1

      I don't know if this is what you would call a trend. But it certainly seems like a great way to get people of common interests together. Make friends, and possibly network for professional reasons (I can't believe how hard this economy has hit what I previously thought was the "unsinkable" geek community).There is only one other site that I have heard of doing such a thing, The Straight Dope . A good friend of mine attends their regular pub-crawls through Greenwhich Village and says he has a blast every time. StraightDopers are apt to discuss everything from world events, to censorship to the the various methodologies of wiping your ass.

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  19. I had this idea... by swordboy · · Score: 2

    I had this idea but it was slightly different. It was going to be called, meatup.com where meat lovers could get together and talk shop about bar-b-que.

    Oh well - back to the grind stone!

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    Life is the leading cause of death in America.
    1. Re:I had this idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure meatup.com is already a gay pr0n site...

      Back to the grind stone indeed!

    2. Re:I had this idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm pretty sure meatup.com is already a gay pr0n site...

      That's what I thought too, but no, they actually sell chocolates, honey, wine and champagne.

    3. Re:I had this idea... by Skapare · · Score: 2

      How about shootemup.com for gun lovers? They can haul in the meat for the bar-b-que.

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      now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    4. Re:I had this idea... by Seanasy · · Score: 2

      Wait, I was going to use that domain for my bulk heroin buying group...

  20. Re:Do you really want to meet trolls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fondue?

  21. Meeting, why not just a LAN party? by peterdaly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who wants to meet? Since when are geeks social? Grab your PC and CAT5 and setup a LAN party into the wee hours of the morning.

    Ouch! I just had a visual of 50 people all trying to get first post...all in the same room.

    -Pete

    1. Re:Meeting, why not just a LAN party? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, a lan bash would be great.
      But, it would have to be using native linux ports of games.(UT,wolfenstien,Q3,Kohan,rune, etc.)
      Anyone bringing winex crap will be shot on site.

    2. Re:Meeting, why not just a LAN party? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wah wah wah i hate bill gates so we must bash windows users wah wah wah.

    3. Re:Meeting, why not just a LAN party? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      winex not windows you fucking retard.

      bashing winex has nothing to do with bashing windows or hating bill gates.

    4. Re:Meeting, why not just a LAN party? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Ouch! I just had a visual of 50 people all trying to get first post...all in the same room.
      For once, it's gonna be slashdot who's gonna get slashdotted...
    5. Re:Meeting, why not just a LAN party? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GEEEZ you are such a freaking loser.

  22. Hope there are chicks.. by bryans · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Any chicks coming???

    Or is it going to be like my comp lecture where the ratio of boys to girls is 100:1

    1. Re:Hope there are chicks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it'll be like Debbie Does Dallas?

    2. Re:Hope there are chicks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that one chick isn't even hot.

    3. Re:Hope there are chicks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow you are deprived. Freshman and sophomore CS majors are 50/50 at my school. w00t.

    4. Re:Hope there are chicks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, she's often mistaken for being an ugly guy.

    5. Re:Hope there are chicks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. It'll be exactly the same.

      And I'll be the bastard sitting in the back row loudly making out with the girl in question while you're trying to listen to the lecturer.

    6. Re:Hope there are chicks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your school is either really bad, or really committed to affirmative action.

    7. Re:Hope there are chicks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if people would stop making comments like this, then maybe, just maybe more females would show up!!! I, for one, would not be particular comfortable in a room full of horny geeks acting like they had never seen a woman before. And who would be complaining if the ratio was 1:100 instead of 100:1?

  23. Heh heh by URoRRuRRR · · Score: 0

    You'll know all the first posters when the line up at 5AM for a 3 PM meeting.

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    "Oh no, 3 horny women and only 2 condoms...Thank god I read slashdot"
    1. Re:Heh heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and then they come in at 3PM, wait 20 seconds before saying "fp!"

  24. shoot the shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the article says we can "shoot the shit" with other nerds in our hometown. Sounds delightful.

  25. top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by bilbobuggins · · Score: 5, Funny
    Top 3 bad jokes you will see in this thread:

    3) If we get there first do we get to yell 'FIRST MEET!'???

    2) Will there be moderators monitoring our conversations? If so do I get more karma for imported beer?

    1) Hey man, if we linked them all up together via video conferencing it would be like a Beowulf cluster of /. meetings!!!

    1. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by King+of+the+World · · Score: 0, Troll

      4) Goatse in the parking lot. This donut looks like goatse. The time is Pain O'Clock

    2. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by fluxrad · · Score: 2

      don't forget the guy walking around with a parrot on his johnson.

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    3. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by evilquaker · · Score: 1
      don't forget the guy walking around with a parrot on his johnson.

      Haha... I'd forgotten all about that... here I was figuring everyone and their brother would be threatening to kick somebody's ass if they ever meet them.

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      To within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury. -- Tom Duff
    4. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by diggem · · Score: 1

      You forgot:

      Hot Grits anyone!?

      *ducking*

    5. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by demian031 · · Score: 1

      yeah, just as i was victim of a goatse.cx re-direct via yahoo someone will have to sneak in some goatse.cx into any meeting. maybe on a t-shirt hidden under a jacket??? ...otherwise it just wouldn't have that slashdot feel.

    6. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by kubrick · · Score: 4, Funny

      I hope I don't live near the goatse.cx guy...

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    7. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by l810c · · Score: 1

      And if that goat sex dude lives in my town I'm not going.

    8. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by goodEvans · · Score: 1

      0) "And in the news today, Electronics Boutiques all over the country were forced to throw everybody out and close their doors as hundreds of geeks came in at the same time asking for the linux games section."

    9. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) If we get there first do we get to yell 'FIRST MEET!'???

      Wouldnt that be 'first meat'?

    10. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by fatgraham · · Score: 1

      4) commander taco arrives a week later than any other slashdot admin

    11. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not sneak in the goatse guy himself? No one will recognize him with his pants on. Then *BOOM*, pants drop and the gaper is loosed upon an unsuspecting crowd.

    12. Re:top 3 bad jokes i predict from this thread by packeteer · · Score: 1

      what if in the parking lot you see a ...

      ...PENIS BIRD!!!

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  26. Best. Idea. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is going to be the best bash ever!!! Look there's CmdrTaco having a drink with the Goatse Guy!!! Is that Stallman hobnobbing with Trollaxor? Color me surprised, JonKatz has a black eye within the first five minutes that the party started!!!

    Best. Idea. Ever.

  27. Hello Steve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're fired.

  28. Concentration... by terradyn · · Score: 1

    http://slashdot.meetup.com/top

    Now we can easily find out what area of the country has the greatest concentration of us... :)

    1. Re:Concentration... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, very interesting indeed.
      *hacking into icbm silo while posting*

  29. /. Beer, Condoms & Lotion by Quirk · · Score: 1

    While the details have yet to be worked out We're close to being able to offer a complete line of party favours (note: canajen distro per Xtra vowel) for those special /. gatherings. Initially we're offering /. Beer, Condoms and Lotion (for the socially impaired, expected to be our biggest revenue generator). Coming to a location near you. ;)

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    "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
    Cohen
  30. It's not the first time by tickticker · · Score: 1

    .... haven't of us gone to a local LUG (linux user group) meeting before? No?

    If we can't stand to meet face to face, then linux adoption around the globe would be a complete waste of hope.

    sig of the day: If wishes were horses poor men would ride.

    Tickticker

  31. I'm going with a paper bag over my head... by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    ... my name? coward, anonymous coward.

  32. 92 already by KaiKaitheKai · · Score: 0

    Wow, there are already 92 people signed up. No one from my area though. Amazing how fast this goes.

  33. Good, I hope you show your face. by Typingsux · · Score: 5, Funny
    I really want to meet you anonymous coward.

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    The above post is an editorial, the poster cannot and will not be held responsible for all or in part for it's contents
    1. Re:Good, I hope you show your face. by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      It's hard to say. Sometimes that guy seems smart and cool, but other times he really seems like a moronic jackass.

    2. Re:Good, I hope you show your face. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I ever meet you, I'm going to KICK YOUR ASS! ;-)

  34. hmmm... by blue_zero · · Score: 1

    yes!!!!!! the chance of a lifetime to meet other 1337 g33ks like me who spend there days in front of this white boxen without showering and eating twinkies and drinking code red and... erm... dang... will there be chicks at my meetup?

    will i get a chance to mod everyone who annoys me as +1 offtopic??

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  35. Yo, Central PA Nerds! I don't wanna be alone... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 2

    Represent, Central PA! I don't wanna be the only Dubois area nerd!

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    Blog Prophyts - Right On, Man
    1. Re:Yo, Central PA Nerds! I don't wanna be alone... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

      Brockway is a shit town in the middle of nowhere. It's not like I picked DuBois, anyway. The only good thing about DuBois is the girl at Sheetz that is nuts about me. If you only knew the half of that, brother. Heh. I'll be bringing her to the meetup, that's for sure. So, Brockway boy, I challange ya to show. After all, we can vote on the location, and it doesn't have to be Dubois. Didn't you notice that? Oh, that's right, I'm sorry. You were too busy being an Anonymous little wuss and talking all big. Show, boy. Show.

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    2. Re:Yo, Central PA Nerds! I don't wanna be alone... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

      I suppose being anywhere outside of your room WOULD depress you....

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      Blog Prophyts - Right On, Man
    3. Re:Yo, Central PA Nerds! I don't wanna be alone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you Eric!

      BRoCKWAY!!!

    4. Re:Yo, Central PA Nerds! I don't wanna be alone... by theflea · · Score: 1

      I used to drive through both those towns regularly. Nice country--glad to see there's a few nerds up there. Sheetz rules central pa like wawa rules the mid-atlantic

    5. Re:Yo, Central PA Nerds! I don't wanna be alone... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

      Finally! Someone with some sense. Hope you sign up no matter where you are, bro.

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      Blog Prophyts - Right On, Man
    6. Re:Yo, Central PA Nerds! I don't wanna be alone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you again Eric. BTW, Go to bed. You have to get up early tomorrow.

    7. Re:Yo, Central PA Nerds! I don't wanna be alone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bro? bro?

      that's a trademarked harley term.

      got a harley?

      or just "been there, done that, got the t-shirt"?

      inquiring minds wanna know.

  36. Moderators anyone? by secondsun · · Score: 1

    And will my karma go to hell if I wear a MS or Intel Shirt?

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    There is nothing wrong with being gay. It's getting caught where the trouble lies.
    1. Re:Moderators anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll cancel eachother out.

      M$ bad. Intel good because AMD very very bad

  37. Re:How do you spell LAME??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it is worse than that. Slashdot, despite all its claims to being the center of the Open Source community has no real social community to begin with. Compare it to other online forums, such as Ars, FArk and [H]ard, the slashdot posters are really a bunch of anti-socials. Hell, even the forums at Fyag.com are more active than here. So sad, especially when you consider how much talk there is of the "community" here on slashdot.

  38. OK, now a serious post by peterdaly · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This may be a good organized way for us to get political representation. This may offer the physical "grouping" needed to effectivly lobby our elected government officials.

    Maybe try and invite your local congressman to hold a Q/A thing about technology legislation. It makes it easier to organize petitions. Organize a group drop off to his local office when you know he is in...bring the whole group. Can you think of a better way to make a point? Image if this happened at congressional office all over your county (the US in my case.)

    Something like that may be enough of a reason to get me to go to something like this, or at least join the mailing list.

    -Pete

    1. Re:OK, now a serious post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the same thing. Might be good to get hosts onto a mailing list to coordinate things. Totally voluntary of course.

      For example, let's say on a county level, there's 6 people. With about 10 friends. 60 folks per county. More in metropolitan areas. 10 counties, that's 600 folks. For statewide issues, it's feasible to get a 1000 people on something relatively quickly. And that's just to start. That's not too bad.

      Then again, FBI and 2600 plus 9/11 and the new FBI powers....

    2. Re:OK, now a serious post by Snover · · Score: 1
      Maybe try and invite your local congressman to hold a Q/A thing about technology legislation.
      Wait...congressmen knowing anything about technology? What planet do you live on?
      --

      [insert witty comment here]
  39. Hmmmm... slashdot.meetup.com terms of service... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well, it's actually meetup.com's terms, but seems that sites are supposed to adhere. I'm not even sure what this means:

    3.3 License. We do not claim ownership of Your Information. We will use Your Information only in accordance with our privacy policy. However, to enable us to use your Public Information and to ensure we do not violate any rights you may have in your Public Information, you agree to grant MEETUP a non-exclusive, worldwide, perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, sublicensable (through multiple tiers) right to exercise the copyright, publicity, and database rights (but no other rights) you have in your Public Information, in any media now known or not currently known, with respect to your Public Information.

  40. Concentration... by terradyn · · Score: 1

    http://slashdot.meetup.com/top

    Now we can easily see what part of the country/world has the heaviest concentration of /.ers. Go NY! Ack... Washington is beating us... but...if you take both uptown and downtown manhatten and queens into account... yes, i see it now... It all adds up!

  41. Re:Do you really want to meet trolls? by bryans · · Score: 0

    I'll join your party any day, rather than meet a bunch of nerds.

  42. Denverites by xanie · · Score: 1

    It'll be interesting to see how many Denver / Boulderites attend this.

    --
    Fundamentalism stops a thinking mind.
  43. FAQ Confusion by waldoj · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the FAQ:
    How many people will MEETUP?
    We guess that there will be 4-12 people at a MEETUP. We will try to let you know how many people to expect at your MEETUP.

    What if there aren't enough people for a MEETUP?
    We cancel MEETUPs with less than 5 people signed-up.
    Hmm...so what if one of them is an Anonymous Coward?

    -Waldo Jaquith
    1. Re:FAQ Confusion by Mister+Proper · · Score: 1
      Hmm...so what if one of them is an Anonymous Coward?
      Anonymous Cowards will be counted as one person because God chose an incorrect key for the people database in the human brain.
    2. Re:FAQ Confusion by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      When 5 people sign up, there is always the chance that one (or more) can not show up.

      --

      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  44. I plan on going!!! by Kasmiur · · Score: 2

    I will be anonymous coward #45

    --
    -THIS SPACE FOR RENT!
    1. Re:I plan on going!!! by Kedyn's+Crow · · Score: 2, Funny

      I will be anonymous coward #45

      Doesn't telling us that sorta defeat the point of going AC?

      Still the idea of a place were people could meet anonymously has a certain appeal. Maybe these meetings could grow into something like that.

      --
      "The moment "pride" is lost, "freedom" is also lost." - Ramza.
    2. Re:I plan on going!!! by Kasmiur · · Score: 2

      Actually i wasn't going. I just figured it would be funny to say it:-(

      I guess it wasn't as funny as I thought.

      --
      -THIS SPACE FOR RENT!
  45. Key difference by ez76 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You get to "moderate" the trolls whether you have points or not.

    (cracks knuckles)

    1. Re:Key difference by Uruk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Imagine the scene of a total troll get-together. One guy would be off in the corner pouring hot grits down his pants, while another turned to stone while looking at the large bird perched atop the third's dick. This all being watched over by the goatse guy, who is somewhat occupied trying to, ahem, hold himself shut.

      On the other hand, it might just be a room full of pasty white guys sporting various operating system advertising clothing items all hoping to meet the nonexistant geek girls.

      --
      -- Truth goes out the door when rumor comes innuendo. -- Groucho Marx
    2. Re:Key difference by sniepre · · Score: 2

      Do we get "My Name Is" Badges like on the meetup site?

      And.... I wonder how many people will be named "Anonymous Coward" ;)

      Sorry, it goes without saying, but it nonetheless had to be said.

      --
      Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? -Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
    3. Re:Key difference by Tokerat · · Score: 4, Funny

      And.... I wonder how many people will be named "Anonymous Coward" ;)

      ...or how many wise-ass trolls will write "Slim Shady" on theirs...

      --
      CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
    4. Re:Key difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ::applause:: clever.

    5. Re:Key difference by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      Wow, meatspace trolling, what a concept! I guess that would be kind of like at Thanksgiving dinner after Uncle Eddie's got a six pack of beer inside him, and you oh-so-innocently mention what a great Social Security system we have here in America.

    6. Re:Key difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, this is scary. Imagine some retard reading this and actaully thinking this is a good idea. These jokes are becoming so casual, that...

      be afraid. Very afraid.

    7. Re:Key difference by Per+Wigren · · Score: 2

      Using your fist probably doesn't scare away the Goatse-trolls though...

      --
      My other account has a 3-digit UID.
    8. Re:Key difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fine, how about footing? Or impaling with fence posts?

    9. Re:Key difference by linzeal · · Score: 1

      You know in any other industry where a single sex is forced to work apart from the opposite one homosexuality is usually pretty rampent, example seamstresses and sailors. Does anyone know of any studies on geek sexuality?

    10. Re:Key difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh, violent threats coated in a "funny" candy shell from some pasty linux tard who works help desk for 9.87 an hour.
      Sadly enough you'd be going against sociopaths who have no compunctions about cutting off a piece of your daughter and giving it to you in a gaily covered package. Someone who would give you a suckerpunch to that Jolt belly of yours when everyone else was watching his girlfriend show her tits. Other trolls aren't as crude as that, deciding to fill your tank with wood alcohol, slash your tires or feed you a smear of shit on your food and enjoy you smack your lips and ask for more.
      Perhaps slip you some roofies and leave you at your local leather bar gloryholing long into the night. Hell, you might meet CmdrTaco or Hemos there!!!
      Put a sock in it, punk.

    11. Re:Key difference by Hermione+Granger · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The few girls who post on Slashdot are usually intelligent enough / not cowardly enough so that they don't get modded down or use AC acounts. Geek girls rule - that's all I have to say (me being one of the few, the proud).

      --
      Blessed are the geeks for they shall Internet the Earth.
    12. Re:Key difference by richie2000 · · Score: 2
      The main difference is that geeks work apart from BOTH sexes. Hence the need for sexual release in the form of Tomb Raider (henceforth known as Tit Raper) and the resulting carpal tunnel syndrome. I mean hey, no one REALLY believes you get that from working a mouse, right?

      Spank the monkey!

      --
      Money for nothing, pix for free
  46. Wow! by PacoTaco · · Score: 1

    I bet this will be a great way to meet women!

  47. Not excited. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Funny
    Oh wonderful! A couple hundred nerds in my area going to meet geek chicks and finding that none of them turn up.

    I'm sorry, but I'd rather stay at home chatting up guys who *say* they're women than knowing that they're not.

    --
    /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
    1. Re:Not excited. by Quixote · · Score: 3, Funny
      A couple hundred nerds in my area going to meet geek chicks and finding that none of them turn up.

      Thats because "geek chicks" are a myth, a legend. This notion of "geek chicks" has been around for decades, to keep your coke-bottle-glasses geek from stopping his coding and trying to get a social life.
      A "geek chick" occupies the same position in the 'real' world as the Unicorn, Sasquatch, Tibetan Yeti and the Loch Ness monster.
      There are rumors of a "geek chick" film (a-la the Patterson/Gimlin film) floating around, but nothing conclusive has been found.

    2. Re:Not excited. by sparkz · · Score: 2

      Yes there is such a thing...

      --
      Author, Shell Scripting : Expert Re
    3. Re:Not excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geek girls do exist. The problem is they look like ugly geek guys at best and female Yeti at worst. I've seen geek chicks like those presented in that movie. One look will drive men indoors and cause them to stare at a screen for hours just to get the image out of their heads.

    4. Re:Not excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh, my testicles hurt now :(

    5. Re:Not excited. by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      So not only are there geek girls, they'll write your documentation and FAQ's for you!

      --
      Everything will be taken away from you.
    6. Re:Not excited. by l810c · · Score: 1
      On knees and bowing...

      I'm not worthy
      I'm not worthy

    7. Re:Not excited. by anshil · · Score: 1

      A geek girl that writes my documention and FAQ's for me? Uhhhhh that makes me really hot! Gimme her nummer! No longer writing any docs, thats definitly a shag worth....

      --

      --
      Karma 50, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
    8. Re:Not excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All these guys portraying to be women make it quite difficult for a woman like me (100% geek) to even try to pick up a guy!

      Note: i will be attending (Cleveland)

    9. Re:Not excited. by schon · · Score: 1

      Thats because "geek chicks" are a myth, a legend.

      No, they're not...

      She not only created the show, but she's got a PhD, and plays keyboards in a band...

      She's a female version of Buckaroo Banzai

    10. Re:Not excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about we create a parallel meet up, same place as our /. meeting in the diffrent cities, but for something that chicks get interested about (ideas?). Hey I don't care if they are geek chicks or not!

    11. Re:Not excited. by Mandi+Walls · · Score: 2
      That's right. I'm not going. No way.

      Why? 'Cause you little slashdorks stalk my friends. And I don't want you knowing what I look like.

      If you read this and visit my website, please know that yes, I am a girl; yes, I do Linux for a living; yes, I have a boyfriend; yes, he is a geek too. And PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE leave my friends alone.

      --mandi

    12. Re:Not excited. by olethrosdc · · Score: 1

      Erm, who is stalking your friends? What are you talking about? Are you paranoid or something?

      --

      I miss my rubber keyboard.(Homepage)

    13. Re:Not excited. by Mandi+Walls · · Score: 2
      heh heh. Am I paranoid if they're really out to get me? :)

      No, random guys hunt down my friends on IM or where ever. It's one thing for me to get email from guys who see my posts here, but my friends don't need that. If you were hacking crazy cross-compiling real time code, do you want to answer IMs from a deVry student who found your IM name after hitting my site?

      probably not... :)

      --mandi

    14. Re:Not excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to be called a chick you must qualify not only in the female department but also the looks department. They do exist but they are very few and far between and most of the time have no intrest in flabby pasty white geek guys. The best looking ones tend to take a break from the computer and do some physical activity.

      Want to "meat" one? Get off your flabby pasty white ass and work out and then do some active hunting instead of trolling /. wondering why they don't come to you.

    15. Re:Not excited. by Manitcor · · Score: 1

      ROFL

      Your site crashes IE browsers, or maybe your getting a /.ing of your own.

      --
      "Don't mess with him, he taunts the happy fun ball."
    16. Re:Not excited. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      boohoo, my friends don't need that, my friends can't use an IM and configure it so they don't get interrupted...

      See if they had geeky boy friends they woudn't have these issues :)

    17. Re:Not excited. by Betaman · · Score: 1

      So how does people using IM (practically everyone in the entire world) to "hunt down" your friends equate to, as you put it, "slashdorks" stalking your friends?

      I'm sure there are stalkers out there, and even people who use the internet to stalk but I highly doubt that qualifies using broad (most likely untrue) generalizations about Slashdot readers. Just because someone uses IM does not make them a geek or even a "slashdork".

    18. Re:Not excited. by Mandi+Walls · · Score: 4, Funny
      HAHAHAHAHAHA!

      My site has the IE CSS Vulnerability coded on the front page. :)

      --mandi

  48. MOD PARENT UP by pgpckt · · Score: 1


    I noticed that too. Good catch! Would mod you up if I had points!

    --
    Lawrence Lessig is my personal hero.
    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can someone please explain the difference between OpenBSD and FreeBSD?

      FreeBSD IS DYING!!! OpenBSD just sucks.

  49. 2600 by ardmhacha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would there not already be a lot of /.ers at these meetings 2600

    1. Re:2600 by zardie · · Score: 1

      Slashdot meets are traditionally on the first Friday of the month.

      I was thinking about the Melbourne events a number of months ago, and idly thought that it would be a damn cool idea to have a Slashdot meet, or something of the sort.

      In my supreme slackness, I didn't do anything about it.

    2. Re:2600 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Have you been to a 2600 meeting lately?

      /. Meetups sound like 2600 Meetings but all grown up. These probably won't be in a mall and will most likely have some sort of alcoholic beverage involved.

  50. Not In My Backyard by greenguy · · Score: 1

    OK, what am I supposed to do? I live in Managua! (That's Nicaragua, Central America, for those of you not keeping score at home.) I'm not on the invitation list... :(

    --
    What if I do the same thing, and I do get different results?
    1. Re:Not In My Backyard by sinserve · · Score: 1

      We don't like third world citizens, they make us look fat.

  51. I want to meet a chick by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 2

    /. dream chick? do they exist?

    --
    Skiers and Riders -- http://www.snowjournal.com
    1. Re:I want to meet a chick by WetCat · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's possible.
      And I know how.
      1) Post your suggestions for a chick on a web board that chicks read
      2) Wait for chicks
      3) Start a small programming project
      4) Convince replying chicks to take part in that project.
      Volia!

    2. Re:I want to meet a chick by teaserX · · Score: 1

      Yes. She will be dancing from 4:00 to 4:15...if enough of us pitch in...

      --
      We really need your help
      http://www.gofundme.com/help-sherry
  52. Read the License by fxncnu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's ironic that Slashdot, which is so against crappy EULA's, has created such a un-friendly Terms Agreement.

    Quoting the license,
    We may amend the Agreement at any time or times by posting the amended terms on our web site. All amended terms shall automatically be effective 30 days after they are initially posted on our web site. This Agreement is effective for all users of our services.
    Does this seem like the "push" system to anyone? What if I'm away for 30 days (vacation) and they create some new crappy Terms like "you must pay us $$$ per $$$ and you can no longer terminate this agreement?" Maybe I'm just paranoid; otherwise, there's something wrong w/ this.

    1. Re:Read the License by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just check the box without actually agreeing. You're better not reading those licenses.

    2. Re:Read the License by quintessent · · Score: 2

      Well, if the agreement does get abused, there will be a big story to expose it on SlashD...

      Oh wait.

    3. Re:Read the License by linzeal · · Score: 2, Funny

      I always just ctrl-a, ctrl-x whatever is in the box and than type in "I am the king of the world" and than click the agree button, submit.

    4. Re:Read the License by quonsar · · Score: 1


      i was on the verge of signing up, and then i was presented with that damned license agreement. sheesh! i have borrowed money with less verbiage! holy shit! it goes on and on and on and on. fuck that. all i wanted was an email telling me where the meetup is, and that requires umpteen paragraphs of legalese? bullshit.

  53. Kind of an anti-thesis to Mensa. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    or somthing like that

    1. Re:Kind of an anti-thesis to Mensa. by Quirk · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're in! The /. crowd that is, especially since the correct spelling is 'antithesis'.

      --
      "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
      Cohen
  54. 2600 by Myriad · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Sounds a lot like the 2600 meetings.

    Why not just join up with one of them? They are well organized and have been going on for years. /. probably shares much of the same crowd anyway (with perhaps a few less Mitnick fans).

    --
    "They do not preach that their god will rouse them, a little before the Nuts work loose." Kipling, 'The Sons of Martha'
  55. t-shirts by r00tarded · · Score: 2, Funny

    somebody let them know the female t-shirt they show under the "Buy crap to wear at your MEETUP" step will be unnecessary.

  56. Talk about being ./ed by ssyladin · · Score: 1

    I find it supremely interesting to see the # of members at this site tick up every minute. I wonder if anyone has done an analysis of time from post to time host server goes down when a news item is /.ed. Now, the scarriest thing is actually meeting all the people with cool sigs... if anyone lived in the Atlanta area.

    1. Re:Talk about being ./ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I know you live in Atlanta, johann. I'm coming for you.

    2. Re:Talk about being ./ed by knewman_1971 · · Score: 1

      I'm in the metro Atlanta area...that is to say I live between Savannah and South Carolina.

      And if you live in the nothern half of Ga, you understand why that statement is funny...

      --
      where is the "I feel for ya, but that's some funny ass shit" moderation?
  57. Slashdotting a mall by TibbonZero · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if we can ./ a public place IRL just as a Geocities site?...

    --
    Tibbon
    tibbon.com
  58. Poor planning! by UnAmericanPunk · · Score: 1

    Ok, who planed this for july 4th in San Diego? Yeah, sure it's a holiday and all... but you forgot one thing! Traffic!
    This is gonna be more like nerds meet... in traffic!

    --
    Question everything that you've accepted without thinking.
    1. Re:Poor planning! by gwhalin · · Score: 1

      Voting opens July 4th. The event is actually July 25th

      --
      Greg Whalin
      greg@whalin.com
  59. Didn't this bother anyone else? by handsomepete · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'll be the first to admit that I'm not an insane security freak, but this kinda bothered me. After you sign up look at your address bar (all relevant information changed):

    http://slashdot.meetup.com/?email=x@y.z&password=m ypasswordisbeingprintedinplaintext&terms=on&action =join&zip=00000&localeId=&setLocale=1

    *sigh*...

    1. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? by Anenga · · Score: 5, Funny

      Crap! Your right!

      Your mom, or friend or somebody might look over your shoulder and cancel your mailing subscription for slashdot meetups!

      Somebody alarm the IT Department!

    2. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Crap! Your right!

      Which would make it your left.

    3. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? by handsomepete · · Score: 2

      Well, from a personal standpoint I was thinking of the guy at my work (where I am currently) who goes through all of the URLs visited during the day. I'm not so stupid as to use my work/important passwords on a site on the internet, but it's the principal. I *always* want to see my password in dots or asterisks or blank space. I never like having them tossed right back at me. Bah. Whatever.

      Someone mod up the AC who made that "your left" joke below. I liked that.

    4. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? by The+Porn+Count · · Score: 0, Informative

      "Well, from a personal standpoint I was thinking of the guy at my work (where I am currently) who goes through all of the URLs visited during the day. I'm not so stupid as to use my work/important passwords on a site on the internet, but it's the principal. I *always* want to see my password in dots or asterisks or blank space. I never like having them tossed right back at me. Bah. Whatever."

      Right, because if they appear as ****** on the screen, they'll also appear as ****** in your proxy's logs!

      --

      THE PORN COUNT: Bringing Porn to Slashdot, Daily.

    5. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the OP didn't want to be left behind?

    6. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? by dattaway · · Score: 2

      Right, because if they appear as ****** on the screen, they'll also appear as ****** in your proxy's logs!

      I hope you aren't using wireless. Or a cablemodem. Or that your phone company doesn't have a microwave link to the neighboring town to cut down costs on buried cable. Simple microwave receivers are mighty cheap these days and the content is very interesting. Thought you might want to know that fact.

    7. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but it's the principal.

      So dood, your like righting this from skool?

    8. Re:Didn't this bother anyone else? by jdavidb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You have exactly the same problem on slashdot! Even if your password is not being printed in plaintext in the URL, it's being printed in plaintext in the body of the POST HTTP request when you log in. The only way around that is SSL (https) websites.

      I'm much more concerned about someone getting my slashdot password than getting my slashdot.meetup.com password. And not really too concerned about either, when you come right down to it.

      If this was a problem, how come you never mentioned it before? How did you log in?

  60. *BSD is Dying is Invited by XBL · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please invite the person who wrote up this oft-posted drivel... so we can beat him/her up.

    Also, be sure to setup some tables for the trolls, and then offer a free round of drinks... laced with something...

    1. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by TellarHK · · Score: 2

      How about that guy who keeps claiming Stephen King is dead? If there's a gathering in Bangor, Maine where I'd be going, maybe we can get King himself to come give that schmuck a few "Troll"'s upside the head.

    2. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Hexa Troll!

    3. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by kraf · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      If you want to beat up trolls, they have already won.

    4. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by Danse · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, but it will be a Pyrrhic victory for them if we still get to beat them up.

      --
      It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
    5. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by sulli · · Score: 1

      Beat him up? I want to buy him (her) a drink!

      --

      sulli
      RTFJ.
    6. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too!

      - Guy who needs money

    7. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by anshil · · Score: 3, Funny

      I say let's all get rubber hammers, and then finally physically fight out several long term discussions:

      Round 1: is VIM or EMACS the better Editor? Get your hammers ready!

      Round 2: whats the better desktop? KDE or GNOME. 1-2-3 All hammers go!

      Round 3: Which license to choose, GPL or BSD style? Hammer guys, hammer!

      Round 4: Who is the better Star Trek Captain? James D. Kirk or Jean-Leuk Picard? (However they are spelled), Hammer the wrong speller.

      Round 5: The fight of the better kernel: BSD or LINUX! The side group favoring HURD may not be hammered to excesivly, by the BSD or LINUX group, give them a chance.

      Round 6: We'll all split up in several groups and hammer for the best browser!

      Round 7: What Script Language is better, PERL or PYTHON. ( The ones left favoring TCL are to be hammered until they get some sense in their heads.)

      Round 8: Is UnitedLinux a good thing? Hammer, hamm er, hammer!

      Round 9: We'll hammer about the linux kernel development, do we need a patch tracker? Versioning System? Shall we hammer linus a bit? until patches it's no longer so frustracting to get all these patches silently refused?

      Round 10: YOu can exchange all you hammers you've aquired against Karma, Congrats.

      --

      --
      Karma 50, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
    8. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know damn well that if the posts were:

      VA linux is dying
      Linux is dying via horrible fragmentation

      The slash code would be changed to stop such posts. Instead, the BSD posts keep happening. Shame that the people who run the "Open Source Development Network" really don't care about Open source, just the fine name of VA-whatever they are now called and the name 'linux'

    9. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by linzeal · · Score: 1

      You know if we beat ourselves stupid we can always become truckers, I sort of like the idea of listening to "Convoy"...on 6 rails...going 120 mph on a mountain highway...with a runaway on my lap...and a cold beer in the hand.

    10. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Round 11: Is JonKatz's head harder than a hammer head?

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    11. Re:*BSD is Dying is Invited by anshil · · Score: 1

      I'm blockng JonKAtz stories already for a long time (is possible from user settings), After reading them for some months I think they are only a waste of my time.

      --

      --
      Karma 50, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
  61. Free Kevin by TibbonZero · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, wait, he is already free..

    Let Kevin Use a Pager... - Damn, doesn't fit on a bumper sticker...
    Ok, who needs freed now? Free MP3s!
    Already have FTP, damn...

    --
    Tibbon
    tibbon.com
  62. A bit region intense by AssFace · · Score: 1

    I'm in Cambridge and it would be just dandy to be considered part of the Boston area, but instead we are in our own "North Boston suburbs" group. While I do feel large and in charge in the suburbs, it seems a bit silly to split us up like that.
    That said, I doubt I would ever go to one of these things anyways unless there are gonna be some strippers. you give me strippers and I'll go nearly anywhere... wasn't that a famous Bush or Clinton quote? If not, it sure should be.

    --

    There are some odd things afoot now, in the Villa Straylight.
    1. Re:A bit region intense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree- I agonised over whether to sign up for N Boston or Boston

      and for the record I am a grrrl, and don't stereotype grrlgeeks anymore thatn you want to be stereotyped (deserved or otherwise)!

      And I bought the baby-T and the baseball Jersey, so despite other posts, plesase leave them on the catalog!

      if only for wishful thinking for us all....

  63. Not More Lamer Photo Ops by Quirk · · Score: 1

    Remember back in the day when /. editors didn't take themselves too seriously and we had postings ad nauseam of Taco at this convention then that convention and obligatory shots of one editor or another with a real live girl in the frame, (usually the editor in question wore a crooked grin and had one hand in a blurred pocket). I hope we're not going to have to view endless group shot of drunken/stoned /. ers.

    --
    "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
    Cohen
    1. Re:Not More Lamer Photo Ops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      with a real live girl in the frame

      Please do it will be the first live girl I've seen all years. And yes I have checked the pop up ads that say Real Live girls, but they are a rip off they are just pictures. :-(

    2. Re:Not More Lamer Photo Ops by Quirk · · Score: 1

      but they are a rip off they are just pictures

      Obviously you should upgrade your system. The teleportation chips just can't be done without. :)

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      "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
      Cohen
  64. Hmm ... Redmond, WA... curiously missing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all know there is a sizable readership up there.

  65. Genius! by ffatTony · · Score: 3, Funny

    No longer must we verbally assault strangers via the Internet, now we may physically assualt them in person. Thanks Slashdot.

  66. Webcomics by Apreche · · Score: 2

    This meeting thing is totally awesome. It's cool to meet /.ers in the area, but most of them go to my college. RIT and all. But the idea of a real life get together for people who all belong to one internet group is not new, but this site makes it really easy and cool.
    My friends write a webcomic http://www.dubthis.net about anime, and we use the forums to get people together so we can meet at conventions. There are going to be tons of us at http://www.otakon.com in the end of July. At ACen they threw a huge party, and we plan to do the same again.
    If /.ers meet up in the real world they should throw huge parties. If they just meet and brag about their karma and their desktop environments it would totally suck.

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    1. Re:Webcomics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This meeting thing is totally awesome.

      You are in awe of people getting together to talk?

  67. Political Representation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Representative of what? What do Slashdot posters agree on? Nothing that I can think of.

    Imagine a 'million geek march' with many banners, many with opposing viewpoints.

    1. Re:Political Representation? by mlk · · Score: 1

      Wow, it'll be just like a student socialist march! :)

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  68. Slashdot Meeting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't this event originally known as the Gay Parade?

  69. Should I go? by writermike · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who will be attending this meetup?
    So far, the following people have signed up:

    AssFace


    Ummm...

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    1. Re:Should I go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how long it'll be before someone tries to widen those sign-up listings...

    2. Re:Should I go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assface? Klerck is comming?

  70. RIOTS!! by synthox · · Score: 1

    I hope that some of the more enthusiastic /.'ers do not get all liquored up and start storming Best Buy with a copy of Debian and start loading versions of a counter culture OS. lol

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    1. Re:RIOTS!! by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

      You know, that's not a bad idea. Only I'd rather carry a copy of Mandrake and set fire to the Windoze XP displays. While that distracts security, I'll take them for all the Anime DVDs they have. Damn Best Buy for overcharging...

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  71. Re:1st Arse, by sean23007 · · Score: 2

    ./'ed? What is he, a configure script?

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  72. Be very very quite by rendler · · Score: 1

    Time to stop at the shops for some stuff for the meet. Some troll treats, a shallow dish, plank of wood with a nail through it and finally some of that camouflage cloth.

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    *shrug*
  73. Gay sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this going to be like one of those things where a bunch of guys meet up at a rest stop and have gay sex? I love those.

  74. Wait a minute! by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Won't this necessarily involve going outside at some point?

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    And the brethren went away edified.
    1. Re:Wait a minute! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny
      Won't this necessarily involve going outside at some point?
      Holy shit! Not the big room????
    2. Re:Wait a minute! by GafTheHorseInTears · · Score: 0

      Even worse, you may have to put on pants.

      --
      "You're just scared like a little white pussy. I'll fuck you till you love me, you faggot!"
  75. Re:Do you really want to meet trolls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If you're in high school they'll humiliate you. If you're in college they'll have sex with you.

    So it's pretty much a win-win situation.

  76. Hmmm by URoRRuRRR · · Score: 0

    Reloading would be just walking out the door and back in again. There would be even less chance of a new story there

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    "Oh no, 3 horny women and only 2 condoms...Thank god I read slashdot"
  77. What Happens by sparkz · · Score: 2

    You find that the kewl people on /. are just spotty 16-year old boys.

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    Author, Shell Scripting : Expert Re
  78. Not a FIN sponsored event by CoolHandLucifer · · Score: 1

    The perfect garb for starting a riot.
    T-Shirt

  79. I have an idea! by newerbob · · Score: 1

    Let's just meet at the Apple Store! There's really very little difference between the "foamers" I see there thinking different, and the people on /.

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  80. Slashdot Effect, "live and in person"? by serps · · Score: 1

    "let's see what happens."

    I'll save you the trouble. Imagine thousands of overweight geeks who make the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons look like Brad Pitt.

    Now imagine them all leaping on you at once.

    --
    "Einstein argued that [...] God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer." ~ Brooks
  81. I'm afraid to go. by tshak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quite honestly, I'm afraid to go. People may link my real name to my /. name and recognize that 4/5 times I tend to defend MS technology and even commend MS for their innovations. Maybe since I'm in the Seattle area there will be a few more "on my side" since it's so close to redmond. Nevertheless, I should at least come prepared with a weapon to defend myself. Maybe then I wouldn't be afraid to wear the MSDN T-Shirt and ASP.NET hat that I usually wear to similar meetings ;P

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    1. Re:I'm afraid to go. by refactored · · Score: 2, Funny
      No doubt your saber would have an evil red glow...

      Say, all this super-quiet case tech could be used by dark-siders to cut down on the noisy breathing problem...

    2. Re:I'm afraid to go. by mandolin · · Score: 1
      I should at least come prepared with a weapon [parksabers.com]

      Those look cool! They ought to come with motion-activated sfx units though. And maybe a vibrate function for when your wife needs to "borrow" it.

    3. Re:I'm afraid to go. by highlander123 · · Score: 1

      What's a wife?

  82. Slashdot the local McDonalds! by FFFish · · Score: 2

    Wowsa. Imagine Slashdotting a McD's. Swarm the drive-through and counters during staff change-over, or during whatever time they expect to be slacktime.

    Better yet, Slashdot a local restaurant that's more deserving of your business. It'll stress hell outta the chef and waitstaff, but if everyone's generous and leaves a big tip, they'll probably forgive you in the end. :-)

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    1. Re:Slashdot the local McDonalds! by Bonker · · Score: 2

      Better yet, Slashdot a local restaurant that's more deserving of your business.

      Some restaurants, those who server alcohol at any rate, will tend to comp your food bill if you rack up a huge drink tab.

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  83. I'll wear my EFF T-shirt! by sam_handelman · · Score: 2

    That will make me unique, and help to distinguish me from the other slashdotters in attendence.

    Also, I'll be sure to pepper my conversation with quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Hopefully, someone else will be named Brian - hillarity will surely ensue!

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  84. That depends... by Wee · · Score: 5, Insightful
    /. dream chick? do they exist?

    Well, now... that would depend on what you dream about, wouldn't it? If you fancy a single woman who always wished she could run strace on life's problems and has a geek code, then I'd wager you'd probably find someone to your liking. If your tastes run more towards the bottle blond, lipstick lizard, clothes horse types, then I'd think a mall would be a better bet.

    But while I've got you, how about a little piece of free, metaphorical advice from a old fogey: finding women is like fishing. That'sa ll you have to remember. Sounds silly, but it's very true if you examine it for a minute. You don't go fishing with a pole if you want shrimp, and a net won't get you many marlin. And while there are a lot of fish in the sea, they're pretty much concentrated in certain areas. Identifying and then placing yourself in those areas is a primary goal. You'll do better on the coast near the mouth of a river than 800 miles out over deep water maybe. And you need bait to match the fish in your area. You most certainly aren't going to catch cod with balls-o-fire.

    Even still, just being where the most fish are is only half the battle. You have to remember that the volume of water to fish is enourmous. So you have to improve your your odds of hauling in the fish you want by catching lots of fish and only keeping the one(s) you want. Catch-and-release is alive in love as in fishing, trust me. This means you have better chances of hooking that lunker if you are the only boat on the water or if you can fool the fish by thinking you're only boat on the water, say by putting more/flashier/smellier bait in the water. Chum sometimes works, but it also attracts fish you don't want; too much smelt and barracuda and not enough calico bass makes for bad fishing. You also have to be careful because other boats can run off the fish, or into you even. The minute you tangle your lines with those from another guy's boat is the minute you look real long and hard at the fish on the hook. You probably don't want it.

    Anyway, I could go on and on but you get the idea:

    • Figure out what kind of fish you want
    • Get the right kind of bait
    • Get out there where the fish are
    • Get there early so your alone
    • Hook as many as you can while only keeping the good ones
    That's what I did. Good luck to you.

    -B

    --

    Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

    1. Re:That depends... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Gah, and I used my very first 5 mod points 3 hours ago. That's the most insightful post I've seen in a long while. Suddenly I feel the urge to go fishing...

      Thanks, Wee

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    2. Re:That depends... by Erik_Kahl · · Score: 1


      HAHAHA!

      I love it. Crap, I need to learn to fish again, I've forgotten how.

    3. Re:That depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh oh... expect a lot of fishy jokes on slashdot now...

    4. Re:That depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you! I took your advice and it worked!

    5. Re:That depends... by Wee · · Score: 2
      Thanks, man! I'm glad you liked it (and in spite of my spelling errors; I deeply cut my right index finger with my wife's new ceramic knife Saturday night so typing as fast as I think can be hard). I'm just trying to help the young ones out -- at the risk of sounding like a badly photocopied faxed joke pinned to the wall of some old guy's bait shop. But everyone can relate top fishing, and I think the allegory holds up. I know I sure could have thrown a few back.

      That said, I'm not nearly as much fisherman as I want to be (grew up in Phoenix, AZ for cryin' out loud) but living near the ocean has got me hooked. No pun intended, mind you. Yes, if Southern California is good for anything it's paintball and fishing. They're both equally good for completely different reasons. I just couldn't think of a way to relate women to paintball. Not without delving into the obvious ball/splatter material. This is a family site, after all.

      -B

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      Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

    6. Re:That depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey! ... That's my wife!
      </JerrySpringer>
    7. Re:That depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a big fan of the catch and release rule... But what about when you find a keeper - do you have her stuffed and mounted? Or just make a tasty meal out of her...

    8. Re:That depends... by Mike1024 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey,

      finding women is like fishing. That'sa ll you have to remember. Sounds silly, but it's very true if you examine it for a minute. You don't go fishing with a pole if you want shrimp, and a net won't get you many marlin.

      How would dynamiteing the fish fit into this metaphor? It sounds like my sort of approach.

      Michael

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    9. Re:That depends... by perdu · · Score: 1

      "Throw back the little ones
      And pan-fry the big ones..."
      --Steely Dan

      There's no such thing as free love.

      --
      You only use 2% of your DNA
    10. Re:That depends... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2
      How would dynamiteing the fish fit into this metaphor? It sounds like my sort of approach.

      How about a large supply of GHB and your favorite pub/nightclub?

      (Of course, this is a joke. If anyone seriouly considers using date rape drugs, they deserve a swift kick up the ass....many times repeated)

  85. Also check out... by sjonke · · Score: 1

    boy-man.meetup.com

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  86. Meeting location by jeffmock · · Score: 2, Funny

    Okay, but I'm only meeting in buildings where
    the architectural drawings are freely available
    by a license that RMS approves of.

    jeff

  87. Sweet! Now I'll know what to tell the officer... by MO! · · Score: 2
    When I get pulled over on the drive home - I'll just say "No Ossifer, I'm not drunk, I've been Slashdotted! "


    He'll be sure to let me go!

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  88. Re:I'd say a big group in L.A. by lhaeh · · Score: 1
    Toronto is still in first, LA is way down there with only 5.

    Canada kicks ass!

  89. Likely Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No alcohol or mommy wont let us go. We need to be home before our 10:00 PM curfew. Can not be on a school night. Our parents must meet the chaperon(s).

  90. National Slashdot MEETUP Day? by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    s/MEE/BEA/g

    - A.P.

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    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
    1. Re:National Slashdot MEETUP Day? by psychosis · · Score: 1

      That homepage link is the funniest damn thing I've seen in a LOOOONG time. Well done. Rest assured, there will be at least a few hits from the folks around my office tomorrow!

    2. Re:National Slashdot MEETUP Day? by westphalia999 · · Score: 1

      Actually, to the esteemed Slashdot moderators, would it be possible to keep this topic front page to increase signup traffic???

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      ..this is but a fantasy..
  91. The horror! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    goatse.meetup.com

    *shudder*

    1. Re:The horror! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That page went 404. What was so horrible on it ?

  92. Re:I'd say a big group in L.A. by bluethundr · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    big words, littleman.

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  93. Re:I'd say a big group in L.A. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put your foot in this a$$ :

    Click me

  94. Re:Do you really want to meet trolls? by Hatechall · · Score: 1

    Doorstop?

  95. Re:Do you really want to meet trolls? by discstickers · · Score: 1

    Snickers Cruncher?

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  96. Other Topics Too... by GeekLife.com · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just in case you didn't look any further than the links, there are plenty of other topics too. Computer and non. Not to mention you can add your own topics/dates/etc.

  97. Who will cater? by damaged · · Score: 1

    I'll bring the grits.

  98. Choice of Cities outside US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like slashdot hasn't done its homework properly while choosing cities outside the US.

    The world knows that Bangalore is the biggest software dev. center in India...and hence the largest number of nerds (assumed), but the name features nowhere.

    Where are Pune, Chennai, Hydrabad ?

  99. Fun? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Meet other slashdotters

    Have a passerby moderate your conversation (What a bunch of geeks!)

    Metamoderate them right back (To meet a person of that calibre, one must buy a Krusty Burger!)

    Sure, sounds like fun. I did get-togethers with fellow mudders a few years back and those were pretty cool. Geeks can be pretty good company.

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  100. McDonalds slashdotted by Skapare · · Score: 2

    When I was in college, there was this 24x7 McDonalds operating across the street a couple blocks up from the four big dorm towers. It was the end of the week before finals and many of us were realizing we were really supposed to be studying all semester, so we were playing catchup on that. Anyway, we needed a break, and at 3 AM, the bars weren't an option.

    Someone came down to our floor and announced that 12th floor was going to McD's in 10 minutes, and to spread the word. I ran down to 6th and told them. We were all to meet at the back door closest to McD's. 10 minutes later there were people just pouring out the door. A rough head count put the number at 400. I didn't know that many college students studied.

    400 students flooding into McDonalds at 3 AM was definitely a very interesting sight, especially that everyone lined up to order food. Fortunately because it was the end of the semester they had put on a couple extra cashiers. But it did take about half an hour to get all the orders put through. And no, they did NOT run out of fries, but all the fruit tart things were gone. It was definitely SRO. Two police cars came by, but they just stayed outside and watched.

    About 300 remained at about the time most people were ready to head back. Right after we crossed the empty street and mostly lined up on the sidewalk heading back to the dorms, one car came by on our side of the street. Everyone thumbed for a ride. It didn't stop.

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    now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
  101. Sorry, meant to say... (damn backet stripping) by Gorobei · · Score: 2

    Just post a message with the title:

    "Need ticket from CityX to CityY."

    The Slashdot Auto-Ticketer will find the best flight and mail a free round-trip ticket to the address you used when you registered for your Slashdot account. Perl rocks.

  102. Re:I'd say a big group in L.A. by LinuxCumShot · · Score: 1

    Sausage fest!!!!!!

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  103. The good old days by Ludotech · · Score: 1

    That makes me think of my BBS days, we (Montreal bbs users) used to meet every fridays at a bar downtown. For those of you who never did this sort of thing, it's a lot of fun. You get to meet the real person behind the net persona, some people that are real jerks online can be quite nice in person.

    And there are girls that show up at those things, the ratio was not exactly 1/1 but it was not too bad, couples were formed.

    For those who wonders about what people do at those things, well they do what people do in social gathering, talk, eat, drink, dance, flirt, joke etc...

    Go ahead, meet meat friends.

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    1. Re:The good old days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck Canada

    2. Re:The good old days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word to your mother!

    3. Re:The good old days by Ludotech · · Score: 1

      I dare you, don't insult my country, oh, wait, I'm a separatist, go on.

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    4. Re:The good old days by generic-man · · Score: 1

      I attended a few SysOp gatherings on Long Island back in the mid-90s when I ran a BBS. (That's 1:2619/* in Fidonet terms.) It was a little intimidating being the youngest kid there by a factor of two (I was 14 when I started), and the secondhand smoke was unpleasant, but it was a nice way to meet up with the people who I only knew by their boards.

      And oh yeah, one time a fellow SysOp thought I would be a black guy. He was surprised to see me.

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  104. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering most posts anti-thesis is probably more appropriate.

  105. What about slashdot.tokeitup.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, a bunch of geeks getting high together?

  106. Oh, gawd no! by rossz · · Score: 2

    I can't stand most of these people online! Why, in gawds name would I want to meet them in person?

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    1. Re:Oh, gawd no! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      (* I can't stand most of these people online! Why, in gawds name would I want to meet them in person? *)

      Indeed. If you think our words are ugly, wait until you see the rest of us.

      If we were pleasent and meetable, we would be out shooting pool or flirting or dancing or something. Instead, we hide behind text and argue about nerdy things such as how much OOP sucks rotton eggs and trying to guess the percentage probability that we will get marked as "troll" in the process.

      Actually, I like working at engineering companies. Lunch is much more interesting with geeks (just try not to look them/us in the face). Geeks talk about robots, second guess osama, parachute accidents, etc. That to me beats what non-nerds talk about: movies, sports, lottery, and gossip about who bleeped who.

      However, it takes a while to work into that mode with geeks. One meeting is not enough. The first meeting all geeks do is think, "please God, tell me I not as gawky as that dweeb." Then when reality is finally accepted (you are one of us, stop fighting it), the fun starts.

  107. New! SlashMates.com by djupedal · · Score: 1

    Visit SlashMates.com and learn how to connect with old pal geeks and geekettes! Enjoy geek life the way it was meant to be! Rediscover your past!

  108. Re:FIRST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jeez have you every heard of line breaks?

    The MS-HTML also shows you as a MS weenie who is only barely able to cut and paste articles from news websites.

  109. Who is User Thread? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty lean info...Looks like a plant

    1. Re:Who is User Thread? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod Parent UP! +5 Interesting

  110. Austin....... Austin, Massachusetts by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 1

    Here is a prime example of the crowd you might meet there:

    Graham
    Age:14 Interests: Gaming, ./, Linux (newbie), learning Perl


    Just browse some of the cities and you will see. I worry for some of these younger kids... get them in a room with JonKatz-types and who knows what'll transpire...

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  111. Fucking waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no fucking way would any sane person attend this crap.

  112. lets slashdot a bar! by deft · · Score: 5, Funny

    lets get a couple hundred people to try and get into a small bar running a 1 bartender server system, and see if he can handle the load.

    with this many people, it should be pretty easy to over run the bar buffer and get into the back end areas like the kitchen and accounting areas.

    ahhh, the REAL slashdot effect in person.

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  113. I think this might be very interesting... :) by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

    Since signing up, I've been hitting refresh on the front page every now and then, watching the signed up worldwide number rise from 500-something to over 1000. If my refresh-math is working correctly, the site is currently (sustainably?) adding between 1 and 2 people worldwide every second...

    Cant wait to see some of ya :)
    Aye

  114. Don't be confused, Tony, I'm not. by twitter · · Score: 2
    No longer must we verbally assault strangers via the Internet, now we may physically assualt them in person. Thanks Slashdot.

    The verbal assaults from the likes of Jerzy Junks, Mister Blister, and other trolls are a recent thing. If you look back two or three years, you won't find them. I doubt the six or seven M$ employees who actually post that kind of crap will show up anywhere. Those that do show up will be the mellow and stuborn folks that refuse to leave despite all the noise.

    Thank you, ffatTony, for providing an excellent demonstration of a sensless, negative and non constructive comment.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  115. embarrassed by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2

    I'd be too damn embarrassed to go.

    "Hi, ya'll. I'm a geek, my name is Amit, my friends call me Pikachu."

    One time, when I went to my school's programming club, I gave that same introduction, and some guy said, "I guess I'll call you Amit then."

    Yeah, public gatherings of people with likeminded interests aren't really my thing... Just remember to do an Ask Slashdot with "So what happened at your International Slashdot Meetup meeting?" a day or so after it happens.

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  116. Re:Do you really want to meet trolls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dinner

  117. in reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of course if we really wanted to mimic the slashdot effect the venue would have to be some unsuspecting mom+pop ISP in Smalltown, Ohio where we'd all show up announced, glance around briefly and then go somewhere else to badmouth MS

  118. /. and the dissolution of reality by Asprin · · Score: 3, Funny

    NOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!

    Thank you, /. and meetup.com for totally screwing over my entire life!

    I just ran into Jon Katz at one of them there meetup.com social mixers and found him to be funny, thoughtful & intelligent.

    NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO BITCH ABOUT?!??!

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

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    "Lawyers are for sucks."
    - Doug McKenzie
  119. Mozilla Party by Erik_Kahl · · Score: 1

    I went to the mozilla party in my area (atlanta) and had a great time. I met a bunch of true geeks. One of them even had a pair of stratus machines in his living-room.

    Yeah, I'll be heading to this party. Having a total geek conversation with new people who haven't heard all of you rants is always fun. Mix some beer and things could get really wild. We might even talk about non technology related topics!

  120. Uh oh... by ktakki · · Score: 2

    After I signed up for this I realized...

    ...you can't spell "MEETUP" without M-E-E-P-T.

    IHBT. IHL.

    I hope I have a nice day. Though I doubt it.

    k.

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    "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
  121. Other MeetUps by Swaffs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sadly, there's no barelylegalteens.meetup.com... yet...

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    "Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." - Homer Simpson [1F10]

    1. Re:Other MeetUps by GeorgeH · · Score: 2

      Luckily there's no goatse.meetup.com... yet...

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  122. meet-up by hangels · · Score: 1

    the page seems not to be working. How can I find out about the meet-up in NYC and the Hudson Valley ?

  123. 3 aust cities in top 10 locales by solferino · · Score: 2

    as i write australia holds 3 places in th top 10 locales of sign-ups

    pos 2 - brisbane :: 23 signups
    pos 5 - melbourne :: 22 signups
    pos 9 - sydney :: 18 signups

    these are th three top australian cities by population,but in th reverse order -

    sydney ~= 4M melbourne ~= 3.5M brisbane ~= 1.5M

    but mainly i'm surprised there seems to be so many slashdot readers in australia

    1. Re:3 aust cities in top 10 locales by shogun · · Score: 2

      As I just looked at it Melbourne is now on 27 members. Taking a closer look at it theres nothing to distinguish which city it is exactly, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia or Melbourne, Florida, USA. Maybe some of those people are not quite sure which side of the planet they will meetup on. ;-)

    2. Re:3 aust cities in top 10 locales by CurlyG · · Score: 1

      Population of Melbourne, Florida, from www.melbourneflorida.com:
      "Population 71,382"

      Population of Melbourne, Australia, from Lonely Planet:
      "Population: 3.4 million"

      Somehow I doubt there's going to be a significant proportion of /.-reading geeks in Melbourne, Florida who are going to be terribly confused about which continent the meet is happening. In fact I'd be sureprised if there's 35 geeks in Melbourne, Florida in total...

      --
      You know they call 'em fingers but I've never seen 'em fing. Oh, there they go.
    3. Re:3 aust cities in top 10 locales by blisspix · · Score: 1

      but mainly i'm surprised there seems to be
      so many slashdot readers in australia


      What alternative is there?

  124. Redmond, Washington Meetup by Leeji · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was going to make a slick joke about the mysterious lack of interest for a meetup in Redmond, Washington...

    BUT...

    I was wrong.

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    It all goes downhill from first post ...
  125. when the bar tab comes...... by theflea · · Score: 1

    slashdotter displays alarmed look and says to the bartender..."I thought those were open source beer & wings!?"

  126. Heheh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've already signed up as six different geek chicks in my area... Bet we have a great turnout!! :) I'll be recording from a van parked across the street. Should be fun to watch.

  127. We are perfect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who chooses the candidate venues?
    The MEETUP Venue Team hand-picked 11,409 venues worldwide. (We're also taking suggestions from users!) Then, our magic computer chooses these three venues based on availability and appropriateness for the topic. It's not perfect. That's where YOU come in: Help pick the best venue(s) for your city. The actual MEETUP venue(s) are open to a vote. We never force a MEETUP to be at any particular place in any town.



    Apparently the "magic computers" at meetup.com aren't perfect, but us /.ers are... Cool.

  128. spam alert by solferino · · Score: 5, Informative

    warning : this is a corporate entity sponsoring th organisation of this meetup

    knowing this, it might be useful to browse their privacy agreement before giving them an email address that you like to keep spam free

    particularly this section of text :

    You also agree that we may use your information to contact you and deliver information to you that, in some cases, are targeted to your interests, such as topic group newsletters or meetup announcements (which also may include promotional communications), administrative notices, product or service offerings, and other communications relevant to your use of our service.
    1. Re:spam alert by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      that's why you create Yet Another Yahoo Account for things like this!
      Never trust people like this too much. Even if they got an OK licence agreement

      --
      if (!signature) { throw std::runtime_error("No sig!"); }
  129. moderators on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is funny! And it's not really off topic.

  130. No, no, no by Wee · · Score: 2
    No, you've got it all mixed-up. That's a boy fish. You throw those back unless you really know that you want to catch them.

    -B

    --

    Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.

    1. Re:No, no, no by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2
      No, you've got it all mixed-up. That's a boy fish. You throw those back unless you really know that you want to catch them.

      No no, you don't throw them away. You may end up catching the same one again....You want to gut them and use them for bait. The other fish will never know.

  131. Stonecutters! by shogun · · Score: 4, Funny

    We should hold an ole fashioned stonecutters conventions. We all just wear our Slashdot User Numbers and the lower numbers get to order all the newbies around. While quaffing beer and signing bawdy songs. ;-)

  132. Unfair moderation by King+of+the+World · · Score: 1

    Oh eat my buttocks. That wasn't a troll.

  133. Re:FIRST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WATER, WATER, WATER.

  134. Re:I'd say a big group in L.A. by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

    I'd like to meet Klerck

    --

    Microsoft - Where would you like to go today, Maybe Jail?

  135. Re:I'd say a big group in L.A. by red5 · · Score: 2

    Now you got me all conflicted.
    I'm from Canada, but live in LA. Who do I cheer for? It's like a Kings vs Leafs game. :(

    --
    I know I'm going to hell, I'm just trying to get good seats.
  136. Re:*BSD is dying by kaitos · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    OpenBSD rocks out with a cock out.

    --
    -kaitos
  137. It's not his fault.... by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

    It really is not his fault: He just has multiple-personality disorder...

    Besides, I like the idea of slashdot meeting... I wonder if there are any slashdotters in the country where I live (population is under half a million), I don't think there are many. :-)

    --
    Ahhh...the great dumpster continuum. Many a free computer will be found there. -- sowth (748135)
  138. 4th Thursday of each month by Lusitania+River · · Score: 1

    I guess if 1st February (of a non-leap year) falls in a Thursday...no meeting that month

    1. Re:4th Thursday of each month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any ppl say that /. is full of geeks :-)

  139. Slashdot Effect Quantitized by Birdie-PL · · Score: 1

    And for all of you who wish to see how the famous Slashdot effect works over the net, there is this statistics showing over 100 000 hits the day the story about FreeCraft was posted.

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  140. Official Slashdot meet section of slashdot.org? by zardie · · Score: 1

    Yes, what the topic says.

  141. If I ever meet you . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will kick your ASS!

  142. I refuse to live in stockholm! by nallebjorn · · Score: 1

    Why must I choose a city when I can only chose stockholm. What are you? The henry ford of internet. There are actually more cities in sweden then just stockhom.

  143. Oh the desillusion... oh the horror.... by Diabolical · · Score: 1, Troll

    This is a joke right? It's a she-male.. and ugly to booth isn't it? Please say it is so.. otherwise i will have nightmares for the rest of my life...... please..?

  144. The sl-axe-dot effect by asciimonster · · Score: 1
    The new slashdot-effect. The effect now lasts even longer...

    (I'd wish!)

  145. Know who the trolls are... by evilviper · · Score: 1, Troll

    What's better is that you'll easilly recognize who the trolls are.

    The guy that runs straigh to the meeting point, and yells "first person" periodtically.

    The guy that hands out pictures printed out from goatse.cx.

    The guy that goes over the most informed group of people and begins saying how wonderful Microsoft is...

    --
    Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
  146. Conflicts with the local LUG by NullProg · · Score: 1

    Not that I've attended any (too busy with job, wife, and kids), but I believe the local linux user group holds thier mettings on the third thursday of every month. I would personally rather meet slashdotters who attend those mettings rather than the ones with differing interests. No bias towards others intended.

    --
    It's just the normal noises in here.
  147. Another idea by 'The+'.$L3mm1ng · · Score: 1

    I'd rather see a list of /. readers, the city they live in and a link to mail them, maybe over a site-internal system to avoid spamming.

    Meetings could be organized privately. I'd like to know whether there are any Slashdotters here in this area... that's the only "problem" I have, not a meeting place.

  148. Chicks! by NaveWeiss · · Score: 1

    When you organize a meeting, you must take care of the male/female ratio! I want to be able to hit on chicks and stuff like that.

    --
    Slashdot community, please notice: I am looking for a girlfriend.
    Nave H. Weiss
    1. Re:Chicks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, this is civilized society, we don't let people like you get within 30 feet of them. Go back to Israel, nigger.

    2. Re:Chicks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why you lousy cumeater! How dare you write such crap in the holy slashdot? I shall cram oreos into yer ass

  149. freaking out aside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this is a pretty good idea, especially for those of us outside the us...

  150. Geek Chick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All these guys complaining about no geek chicks is really irritating me. I mean, I'm a geek chick and if more come, then my odds go down. I like the male / female ratio right now. There is me...... and...... hmmm, just me for the female part and everyone else is a guy. Perfect!

    -Geek Chick in Cleveland

  151. Welp by j0nkatz · · Score: 0

    I'm going to go and get drunk and beat people up!

    --
    Don't mod me, bro'!!!!
  152. Great! Paging Conan... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    Now I'll just call up Conan and make sure Triump the Insult Comic dog shows up, spectacular...

    --

    It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
  153. freeBSD/openBSD by ryepup · · Score: 1

    OpenBSD is pro-actively secure. It comes with everything disabled, and a record of no remote root holes in like, 3 years or something. FreeBSD is another operating system based on the Berkely Standard Distribution of Unix. I don't know too much about FreeBSD, but OpenBSD makes for a good firewall/gateway.

    Someone correct me if I'm an ignorant fool.

  154. Slashdotting starbucks and *nix chick by kyoko21 · · Score: 1

    I wonder what the starbucks at Seattle will be like on the day this happens? A group of slashdotters equipped with their wifi enabled devices hitting a wifi enabled starbucks? I sure hope there is enough unix chicks around because I can't imagine a bunch of slashdotter banging their heads against a network that is only 11mbps and it's shared!

    Go hokies :-)

  155. The aussies are the real slashdotters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    check the results for top cities.

  156. Countries by olethrosdc · · Score: 1

    Well, I must say that the form only lists a dozen or so conutries. What about the rest of the world? :)
    Or an option for 'other' B]

    - Guess people in greece, switzerland, portugal, croatia, burundi, afghanistan and madagascar are not connected to the internet yet :P

    --

    I miss my rubber keyboard.(Homepage)

  157. You can't (go anonymously) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't subscribe as AC.

    meetup.com has nothing to with slashdot as such, and there's something funny I don't like (I'm so paranoid regarding spam that I post here exclusively as AC).

    Their privacy policy says:
    "Except as otherwise provided in our privacy policy statement and Section 6.5 of this Agreement, we will not sell, rent or otherwise disclose any personally identifiable information about you (including your e-mail address) to any third party."

    Now why isn't that section 6.5 included on their web page?

    And why does their privacy policy say that they'll use your e-mail address to [quote] "improve our marketing and promotional efforts", and also "You also agree that we may use your information to contact you and deliver information to you that, in some cases, are targeted to your interests"?

    There's more below that, but I stopped reading there as I knew enough.

  158. New Slashdot Poll (was: Re:OK, now a serious post) by FacePlant · · Score: 2

    I propose a new poll:
    I am old enough to vote:
    * Yes
    * No
    * Don't blame me. I voted for Bill and Opus.
    * I never voted for Cowboy Neal

    --
    My Heart Is A Flower
  159. I think this post deserves a sticky. by Spazntwich · · Score: 2

    Anyone familiar with message boards knows that when a post of particular interest to many members of the board is up, it is often granted 'sticky' status, in that it is allowed to stay at the top of the post list for a certain amount of time.
    I don't know if slashdot has ever done such a thing before, but if anything deserves sticky status, this does. I can't think of a single contributing member of slashdot who wouldn't want to at least HEAR about these meetings.

  160. with apologies to The Proclaimers by i0lanthe · · Score: 2

    When I wake up, yeah I know I'm gonna read,
    I'm gonna read "yo! wake up! geek girls don't exist."
    When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna meet,
    I'm gonna meet a geek who goes "you don't exist".

    If you get drunk, yes I know I'm gonna see
    I'm gonna see the drunk who says I don't exist.
    Do me a favor, say you know you're gonna be
    You're gonna be the one who's saying I exist.

    'Cause I would post five hundred lines
    And I would post them all again
    Just to be the girl who posts a thousand lines
    To get this through your brain.

    When I'm hacking, yes I know I'm gonna be
    I'm gonna be the chick who's hacking next to you.
    (And when the credit rolls in for the things I do
    Don't be thinking that I'll pass it on to you. :-)

    When I come home, yeah I know you wish I'd be
    Wish I'd be the one that comes back home to you.
    And if I grow old well you'll see I'm still a geek
    By then I'll have the big ol' glasses for it too.

    But I would post five hundred lines
    And I would post them all again
    Just to be the girl who posts a thousand lines
    To get this through your brain.
    (da da da da...)

    --
    "The Crystal Wind is the Storm, and the Storm is Data, and the Data is Life"
  161. You should be scared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cause I'm coming to kick your ass, Microserf.

  162. IF I EVER MEET YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will kick your ass.

    Finally I get my chance!

  163. 2600 meetings? Well organized, perhaps... by Party+Remover · · Score: 1

    ...but not necessarily convenient. I live in NJ, the most densely populated state in the country, and I'd have to get into midtown Manhattan to go the nearest one. It's only 13 miles as the crow flies, but about an hour by car (not to mention $10-20 to park somewhere for a few hours).

    Meanwhile, I already have two Meetup clusters within 20 minutes of my house.

  164. Requires login by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The meetup.slashdot.org site requires a login like the NYTimes. I created a user account you can use:

    user: user@slashdot.org
    pw: sucks

  165. Sex and the routers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hey you boyzzz, I'm looking for a geek who is not afraid to route me, configure my switches, respond to every HTTP request, take me to the next layer of abstraction. I'm into S&H, so must be able to hack into my deepest kernel code."

    Sorry it's just not happening...

  166. OT: AOTC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The A.O.T.C. & GeekPAC [thelinuxshow.com]

    Unfortunate title. I followed the link expecting some connection between GeekPAC and Attack of the Clones.

  167. note the sig... by thelizman · · Score: 1

    And look for me in my Army of One shirt at the meet : )

  168. First timers by lowjax · · Score: 1

    I am a long time reader first time poster. I like the idea of a bunch of /.er getting together and just having a good time. I for one would like it just because it would give me a change to interact with the people that I have come to admire, respect, hate, and downright loath on here over the past 3 years. Put faces to chat names and email addresses and meet people that you never knew read /. Hell you might see your boss there and see that he is a poster that you thought had great comments. Then he would see that you were the poster that commented on his great ideas. Then you get promoted and make more mone ..... That will never happen. We should just be happy to see that there are more of us then we thought. Besides what better excuss is there to get 100 people together and go to a bar, get drunk, try to score and talk about all things /.

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    If managers knew IT they would not be managers. They would be on the helpdesk.
  169. Huge meetup possible at OSCON San Diego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi all -

    I notice that Thu July 25th is during the O'Reilly OSCON in San Diego. I would suggest that we simply designate the main bar at the San Diego Sheraton for a "meetup" since so many slashdotter's will be right there.

    Brush with greatness - last year I met Rob Malda there, and did not know who he was. He was wearing a slashdot T-shirt, and I said something like "Hey, you read slashdot?" and everyone else broke out laughing.

    TWR

  170. Yes they do! But they won't show up. by hether · · Score: 2

    Yes they do! Take a look at http://www.linuxchix.org/ for one spot where they gather.

    But I wouldn't guarantee any show up. If I were a single geek girl (I'm married) I know I'd find it intimidating. Think of the ratio of guys/girls and how many people are going to be hitting on you if you are the least bit attractive. The last thing most girls want is a horde of geeks drooling all over them, even if they are like minded.

    --

    Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
    1. Re:Yes they do! But they won't show up. by viperblades · · Score: 1

      nope they won't show as a guy looking at the significant number of idiots on slashdot i wounldn't blame em. no usable technical data would be learned or shared unless you consider sexual inuations involving computer terms techinal data............. oh LOL i bet linuxchx is no longer gonna be used. problably due to the fact a lvie /. effect might occur a few too many times.............

    2. Re:Yes they do! But they won't show up. by viperblades · · Score: 1

      sorry about above spelling mistakes. thats what happens when you've been up 36 hours......... oh yeah and a significant number of us AREN'T "slashdorks". secondly if i were you i just wouldn't post my friends im id's on a website you KNOW ppl are visiting to get im id's. kinda like going to a party with a shirt on that has your real number........

    3. Re:Yes they do! But they won't show up. by hether · · Score: 1

      You're right that it probably wasn't nice of me to sick /. on them. I didn't think of that before I posted. Got to remember to think, then post. Don't worry though, they're not my friends. I am only loosely associated with the community and figure that if they want to post their IM addresses for anyone with a browser to see then they must not mind getting a lot of junk and solicitations.

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      Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
  171. Mesa, Scottsdale, Phoenix, Tempe, Glendale... by thelizman · · Score: 1

    All all the other vally cities: We ought to combine ourselves, since hell...I live in mesa, work in chandler, and spend most of my time drinking and (until last week) smoking in Tempe at Pink-E's. Lets face it, we're the sixth largest metroplex in the US...we could honestly slashdot the hell out of the Crowbar or Le Girls or something...

  172. Snapshot of the Privacy Agreement by Dave21212 · · Score: 1

    This is just a Snapshot of the Privacy Agreement at the Meetup service this /. event is being managed on... just in case.
    Oh, and don't miss their TOS either.

    From the MEETUP Privacy Policy Statement

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  173. Re:Oh the disillusion... oh the horror.... by grytpype · · Score: 2

    Watch yourself man... she's royalty!

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    - Have a picture

  174. Need a new handle.... by Party+Remover · · Score: 1

    Maybe my current one isn't terribly appropriate for a social gathering.

  175. Wow... Toronto on top so far by smcavoy · · Score: 1

    Who would've thought that would happen

  176. Never ever ever. by Zspdude · · Score: 2
    I would but my mom and dad told me never ever to go to a real life meeting with an online friend....

    I though all /.ers were security and privacy freaks.....

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    What's in a Sig?
  177. Be spam-free. (was Re:spam alert) by badvictor · · Score: 1

    Whenever I sign up for a site, I use a unique e-mail address. I have a special domain, the only purpose of which is to accept mail from every website I ever sign up for. Since every address is unique, and I know who I've given it too, if it gets sold to spammers, I know who did it, and I can easily shut it down. I very rarely get spam.

  178. You know way too much about fishing... by mekkab · · Score: 2

    You know far too much about fishing to actually have any!

    And unless you found that "significant other who likes to fish" I'd say its about time you followed your own advice! ;)

    I think your advice is mostly sound, however there are some areas that I think would warrant further explanation. Alas, I am at a loss for fishing metaphors! maybe these will help:

    To hook the best fish, don't walk around like the ancient mariner with an albatross around your neck.

    Be careful removing scales and watch out for choking on small bones.

    Both Fish and house guests stink after three days.

    Everything I know I learned from alt.seduction.fast

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  179. Why the limited selection of countries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Grüessech zäme!(1)

    We Swiss geeks would like to meet up, too, but it seems that the world really does consist of only about ten countries. Oh well, it's back to the old hoarding-gold-making-cheese-and-yodeling routine, then.

    (1) Only the people from Zurich say "Grüezi", and no one likes them.

  180. Re:FIRST! by mister+sticky · · Score: 1

    LOO LOO LOO!
    u from k/w area? email me
    i_gorman@hotmail.com

  181. Geek Chick by Hermione+Granger · · Score: 1

    Ok, GEEK CHICKS DO EXIST. I am one of the few and the proud. If you don't believe me, check my website, Sondy.com (which is in desperate need of an update). I use both PCs and Macs (I'm dual platform so I can get along with most guys out there...), game somewhat, organize and attend LAN parties, have my own domain, anime posters on my walls along with the iMac one, more electronic devices in my car than anyone else I know, and my watch on 24 hour time. I also have a social life, have many geek and normal friends, am attractive (according to the five guys I have dated... and I'm not even 17!), and participate in high school sailing. So, I do have a life.

    Yes, geek chicks exist, but we are WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. (Ok, that's a lie, I'm going out with a hardcore Mac gamer now.)

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    Blessed are the geeks for they shall Internet the Earth.
  182. Re:I'd say a big group in L.A. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SHUT UP, LITTLE MAN!!!
    http://members.aol.com/leesausage/shut_up. html