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Stories: 0
Comments: 93
First seen: 2002-01-07
Last seen: 2002-07-20
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Comments · 93

Re:I have PROOF that he's a fag! (link below) on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · 2002-06-29 18:13 · Score: -1

Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahaha hah!!!!!!
Someone should learn to use photoshop better...

BTW - J^raxis uses TEH LUNIX now, not Macintosh.
Re:Forget the moon rocks! Let's POLKA!!! on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · 2002-06-29 17:21 · Score: -1

Ahmad? Herr Ashcroft might like to speak with you.
Re:I second this. on News Sites Getting to Know You · 2002-06-29 16:57 · Score: -1

I love you all.
Hot sweaty man sex in the shower?
So, in other words... on News Sites Getting to Know You · 2002-06-29 16:51 · Score: -1

NYTimes pays you money, right? And the LATimes just laughed at your pimply face.
Re:I love you... on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · 2002-06-29 16:46 · Score: -1

J'raxis might be a pig-rapist and a pedophile, but he's not a fag. Yeah, he may be a Slashbot and a faggot, but he's certainly not a communist.
Heil Editor Nazis!! Nah, let's Polka!!!! on News Sites Getting to Know You · 2002-06-29 16:44 · Score: -1
THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN) By Serial Troller, 2002-06-25 Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht Jon Katz slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz slave boys! Und are they not Tacos sex toys? Ja! They are Tacos sex toys! Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks!
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Change Log:
- Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
- Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
- Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?
© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.
Re:I love you... on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · 2002-06-29 14:37 · Score: -1

I (well, "Serial Troller") shall soon be posting a new piece of Troll music. Mustn't disappoint you slavering monkeys that are our fans. We'll probably put all our trolls on our (well, "J'raxis's") website sometime, too.
Re:The Truth About FreeNet: Uprizing Homococks on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · 2002-06-29 13:54 · Score: -1

"FreeNet is actually a huge child pr0nography sharing network, says homo Trekkie founder Ian [angelfire.com]."

Interesting. Where do I download the client for this thing you call "FreeNet"? Not that I like kiddie porn or anything, I'm just asking. It's for a friend. Not that he's into that sort of stuff either...
Forget the moon rocks! Let's POLKA!!! on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · 2002-06-29 13:51 · Score: -1, Offtopic
THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN) By Serial Troller, 2002-06-25 Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht Jon Katz slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz slave boys! Und are they not Tacos sex toys? Ja! They are Tacos sex toys! Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks!
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Change Log:
- Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
- Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
- Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?
© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.
Ja! I like to polkaaaaaaa!!!!!! on Efficient Use of Network Load-Balancing w/ SSL? · 2002-06-29 11:56 · Score: -1
THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN) By Serial Troller, 2002-06-25 Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal,Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht Jon Katz slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz slave boys! Und are they not Tacos sex toys? Ja! They are Tacos sex toys! Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks!
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Change Log:
- Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
- Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
- Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?
© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.
Re:Serial Troller's greatest hits: TR�LL�NP�LK�! on Why Magic Online Will Suck · 2002-06-29 02:08 · Score: -1

Hey, this here's three separate trolls! We all love to POOOOOOOOOLKA!!!!
Serial Troller's greatest hits: TR�LL�NP�LK�! on Why Magic Online Will Suck · 2002-06-29 02:04 · Score: -1
THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN) By Serial Troller Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun,Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht Jon Katz slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz slave boys! Und arent they Tacos sex toys? Ja! They are Tacos sex toys! Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks!
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Change Log:
- Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
- Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
- Finally think I have
- goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?
© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.
Wow! What's REALLY Better? WIPO, or...? on O'Reilly on the Open Source Industry · 2002-06-29 02:00 · Score: -1

Whats better? Apparently more people like domain-name rapists than they like fæces-obsessed crapflooders. Could this be possible?

On a related note, no one likes Trollaxor. Poor troll...
Serial Troller's greatest hits: TR�LL�NP�LK�! on Spelunking in Las Vegas · 2002-06-28 13:05 · Score: -1
THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN) By Serial Troller Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun,Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht Jon Katz slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz slave boys! Und arent they Tacos sex toys? Ja! They are Tacos sex toys! Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, <div>CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks!
____________________

Change Log:
- Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
- Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
- Finally think I have
- goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?
© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.
The Porn Count's greatest hits: TR�LL�NP�LK�! on Jboss Release Open-Source EJB2 Server . · 2002-06-27 12:02 · Score: -1
THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN) By Serial Troller Is das nicht ein early post? Ja! Das ist mein early post! Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost? Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost! Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das post at minus one? Ja! Das ist at minus one! Is das trolling so much fun? Ja! Das trolling is so fun! Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein big crapflood? Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood! Is it worthless Linux FUD? Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD! Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel? Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel! Is dis nicht his manchode meal? Ja! Das ist his manchode meal! CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll? Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll! Is das nicht ein Goatse hole? Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole! WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun,Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht Jon Katz slave boys? Ja! Das ist Jon Katz slave boys! Und arent they Tacos sex toys? Ja! They are Tacos sex toys! Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, ;Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks! Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread? Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread! Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD? Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD! Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD, Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys, WIPO Troll, Goatse hole, CowBoiKneel, manchode meal, Big crapflood, Linux FUD, Minus one, trolling fun, Early post, Goatse ghost, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Oh, du schöne, Slashdot sucks!
____________________

Change Log:
- Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
- Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
- Finally think I have
- goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?
© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.
Penis on Moby Says Techie Fans = Fewer Sales · 2002-06-23 12:14 · Score: -1

Penis
50,000 JPGs on Surveying New Wireless Technologies · 2002-06-23 11:44 · Score: -1

50,000 free JPGs to the first person who sucks my cock! Softcore, hardcore, S&M, tentacle rape, goats on 12 year olds... I got it all.
Re:Penis!! on Moby Says Techie Fans = Fewer Sales · 2002-06-23 11:34 · Score: -1

I thought you were going to go suicide yourself or something after you found out the Lunix kernel was being used to help pedophiles? Now you're back saying you want to go pork some helpless little boy.

What is it, Linus? Are you a pedophile??? ADMIT IT!!
Re:Penis!! on Moby Says Techie Fans = Fewer Sales · 2002-06-23 11:21 · Score: -1

You sick, sick fuck. At least I only LOOK AT KIDDIE PORN. What are you, some kind of Catholic?
Suck onto it! on Giant Firefighting Blimp · 2002-06-20 11:41 · Score: -1

Suck... my... big... hairy... meaty... thick, juicy...

...cock. And love it.
Re:But is it big enough...? on Giant Firefighting Blimp · 2002-06-20 11:38 · Score: -1

"Will this blimp be big enough to float Cowboy Neal's fat ass around the country?"

Linus T. Balls beat you. But you put your best effort into it. Here, have a gold star.

Oh, it's "Cow Boi Kneel", also. Fat as a cow, gay-ass twinkie boi, and he loves to kneel and take it down his throat.
Re:Let's not forget... on Apache 1.3.26 and 2.0.39 Released · 2002-06-19 09:31 · Score: -1

I can be both interested in something, and a flaming idiot, at the same time. I'm a troll and a Slashdot reader.
Re:Let's not forget... on Apache 1.3.26 and 2.0.39 Released · 2002-06-19 07:01 · Score: -1

Thanks for "enlightening" me to the "actual" "facts." But the "fix" was still inanely simple, and these "coders" shouldn't have made the "mistake" in the first place. Nor should they have taken 24 "hours" to release their "so-called 'bug "fix."'"

Damn, this is "fun"...
Re:Lies, lies, all lies! on Kernel 2.5.22 · 2002-06-18 12:27 · Score: -1

Whaaaaaat the hell do you people have against pedophiles!? I see you're posting at 0 now, too. *haw haw*
Re:Linux Expo without Linus? on Slashback: Livermore, Privacy, Nixieness · 2002-06-18 12:24 · Score: -1

"I don't see Linus Torvalds listed under Keynotes & Feature Presentations [linuxworldexpo.com]. How is this possible?"

Linus quit Linux when he realized he was aiding and abetting pedophiles. Something about pedophiles using encrypted HDs to store their Lolita porn, and using cutesy "Tux" dolls to lure children off of playgrounds into their cars to be raped and murdered.

. . . You know, now that I think about it, that's not such a bad idea. Be back in a bit!