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  1. Re:HUMANS MUST GO DOWN THE STAIRS on Open Source in Government · · Score: -1

    I Agree With This Post

  2. On the contrary, sir... on Narrative and Weblogs: the Blognovel · · Score: -1
    Poop.

    If you think writing is doomed, why are you still banging the old keyboard? Give it a rest, d00d.

  3. Re:Grammar on Narrative and Weblogs: the Blognovel · · Score: -1
    I regret to inform you of this, but your post is full of grammar and punctuation mistakes. Forgotten commas, misplaced verbs... you name it.

    Stop claiming to be an author.

  4. Re:Why do they get away with their TCO nonsense? on Microsoft Says IBM/Linux Their Biggest Threat · · Score: -1
    No, it doesn't.

    Like the open source movement itself, you have neither originality nor cleverness.

    But keep trying.

  5. Re:i dunno on LWN.net Closing Down · · Score: -1
    Jeez, I can't believe they taught monkeys to post to slashdot.

    Why wasn't this posted on the front page?

    Yours Truly,
    mode_0x13

  6. Re:New? on Using Video CDs For Education · · Score: -1

    HOW TO GET REALLY SOARING HIGH ON GATORADE - By Max Madd

    Ok, first run down to the Piggly Wiggly and purchase a big old 4 pint thing full of our most
    favorite beverage - Gatorade. Then refuse the desire to eat until your stomache is empty.

    Now these steps are very complex, so everybody hang on to your hats:
    1. Check the expiration date to see if it's a good week.
    2. Smell the cap (I don't know why, they do it to wine in French restaurants, so why not?)
    3. Open your mouth and let the whole gallon slide down as fast as possible.
    4. Trip out.

    Disclaimer: I am not responsible for anything that happens as a result of this. You do it at
    your own risk. I am not responsible for anything you do while under the influence, or any
    damage or illness that may insue as a direct or indirect response to the use of this
    information. I'm not holding a gun to your head and making you do anything. Ok, enough
    legal stuff, suffice it to say you can't sue me or press charges.

    Known side effects:
    1. A really cool high.
    2. Slight discomfort to the back of the throat.
    3. Some major kidney action and a stinging sensation when you go for a Number One.
    No big deal. I think personally that it's worth the slight discomfort, but you judge for your
    own self.

  7. Re:Censordot!! by poopbot on Drive a Greasecar - DIY Biodiesel · · Score: -1
    Unfortunately, do I support the editors' stance on censorship. I also support the RIAA, the MPAA, the DMCA, the FBI, CIA, and the CBTBA.

    Assholes like you should be censored into oblivion and then arrested for disturbing the peace.

    --
    Why is this a troll?

  8. Re:Oxymoron on Volvo's "Safety Car" Runs Windows 98 · · Score: -1
    Sir:

    I am outraged at your lack of consideration for the karma-disadvantaged. I had not known that people like you still existed.

    You'll be receiving a letter from the CLiT, Mr. Coward. Matthew Luckie belongs to the Troll Union, chapter 404. If you had a legitimate grievance, you should have brought it up at the board meeting.

  9. Re:Oxymoron on Volvo's "Safety Car" Runs Windows 98 · · Score: -1
    Actually, KDE did exist back then. sux0r.

    --
    Why is this a troll?

  10. Re:Mod Parent down on Ziggy Stardust 30th Anniversary · · Score: -1
    Excellent post, sir! I salute you.

    Slashdot is indeed a community of clowns and faggots, and it is our job to remind them of it-- lest they forget their place in the natural order.

  11. Re:Acronyms... on Will BEEP Simplify Network Programming? · · Score: -1

    yet you are, in fact, a total goob.

  12. Re:What does -1 have to offer? on RoadRunner Blocking Use of Kazaa · · Score: -1

    This is truly some of your finest work. (Golf clap)

  13. linux sucks, people. Don't forget it. on RoadRunner Blocking Use of Kazaa · · Score: -1
    Fads like Linux are diversionary characters in a digital freak show on the sidelines of modern information technology.

    Thank you. That is all.

    Why is this a troll?

  14. Re:Aback into thy portal of darkness yonder poop d on Build Your Own Virus · · Score: -1
    I have trolled the trolls. Beautiful.

  15. Re:fp i get it on Build Your Own Virus · · Score: -1

    I do it wrong:

    TrollTech version 2.0.14 (Crapola) running on i286-dosbox

    Entering postlevel: -1
    TrollTech version 2.0.14 (Crapola) running on i286-dosbox

    Entering postlevel: -1
    probing goatse.cx... OK
    BSD is dying... OK
    Mounting Natalie Portman... OK
    nportman: Covered in hot grits
    nportman: naked and petrified

    Slashdot losers: found
    slashdot: 10 stories on front page
    slashdot: 5 linux FUD articles
    slashdot: 2 feebleminded rants
    slashdot: 2 recycled articles
    slashdot: 1 junk science story
    slashdot: this is not news for nerds, stuff that matters.

    Registering troll personalitires...
    Wintroll 3.0 (c) 1998 Redmond
    Right Wing Troll: found. Loaded at 0x1950
    Jon Katz (c) VA Linux

    Welcome to TrollTech. HTH. HAND.

    C:>TROLLTEK> CD SLASHDOT

    C:>TROLLTEK\SLASHDOT> DEL *.*
    <A HREF="dfgdfgdfg"></A>

  16. Re:fp i get it on Build Your Own Virus · · Score: -1

    TrollTech version 2.0.14 (Crapola) running on i286-dosbox Entering postlevel: -1 TrollTech version 2.0.14 (Crapola) running on i286-dosbox Entering postlevel: -1 probing goatse.cx... OK BSD is dying... OK Mounting Natalie Portman... OK nportman: Covered in hot grits nportman: naked and petrified Slashdot losers: found slashdot: 10 stories on front page slashdot: 5 linux FUD articles slashdot: 2 feebleminded rants slashdot: 2 recycled articles slashdot: 1 junk science story slashdot: this is not news for nerds, stuff that matters. Registering troll personalitires... Wintroll 3.0 (c) 1998 Redmond Right Wing Troll: found. Loaded at 0x1950 Jon Katz (c) VA Linux Welcome to TrollTech. HTH. HAND. C:>TROLLTEK> CD SLASHDOT C:>TROLLTEK\SLASHDOT> DEL *.*

  17. Build your own troll on Build Your Own Virus · · Score: -1

    TrollTech version 2.0.14 (Crapola) running on i286-dosbox

    Entering postlevel: -1
    probing goatse.cx... OK
    BSD is dying... OK
    Mounting Natalie Portman... OK
    nportman: Covered in hot grits
    nportman: naked and petrified

    Slashdot losers: found
    slashdot: 10 stories on front page
    slashdot: 5 linux FUD articles
    slashdot: 2 feebleminded rants
    slashdot: 2 recycled articles
    slashdot: 1 junk science story
    slashdot: this is not news for nerds, stuff that matters.

    Registering troll personalitires...
    Wintroll 3.0 (c) 1998 Redmond
    Right Wing Troll: found. Loaded at 0x1950
    Jon Katz (c) VA Linux

    Welcome to TrollTech. HTH. HAND.

    C:>TROLLTEK> CD SLASHDOT

    C:>TROLLTEK\SLASHDOT> DEL *.*
    e

  18. Re:No more DeCSS for me on Build Your Own Virus · · Score: 0, Funny

    TrollTech version 2.0.14 (Crapola) running on i286-dosbox

    Entering postlevel: -1
    probing goatse.cx... OK
    BSD is dying... OK
    Mounting Natalie Portman... OK
    nportman: Covered in hot grits
    nportman: naked and petrified

    Slashdot losers: found
    slashdot: 10 stories on front page
    slashdot: 5 linux FUD articles
    slashdot: 2 feebleminded rants
    slashdot: 2 recycled articles
    slashdot: 1 junk science story
    slashdot: this is not news for nerds, stuff that matters.

    Registering troll personalitires...
    Wintroll 3.0 (c) 1998 Redmond
    Right Wing Troll: found. Loaded at 0x1950
    Jon Katz (c) VA Linux

    Welcome to TrollTech. HTH. HAND.

    C:>TROLLTEK> CD SLASHDOT

    C:>TROLLTEK\SLASHDOT> DEL *.*

  19. Re:the other direction? on A Linux User Goes Back · · Score: -1

    That's what I told CmdrTaco, when he told me to stop posting trolls. Take a goatse!

  20. Re:Mod Parent down on Eavesblogging the Internet Law Program · · Score: -1

    Heah hah hah!
    I'm serious nigga one of y'all niggaz got this ass motherfuckin up
    Aiy baby, aiy baby... aiy baby get some bubblegum in this motherfucker
    Steady long, steady long nigga

    Verse One: Snoop

    With so much drama in the L-B-C
    It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G
    But I, somehow, some way
    Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
    May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah)
    and, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
    Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
    cause my momma ain't home
    I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
    and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
    So what you wanna do, sheeeit
    I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
    So turn off the lights and close the doors
    But (but what) we don't love them hoes, yeah!
    So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
    G's up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this

  21. Re:how? on Eavesblogging the Internet Law Program · · Score: -1

    you are all crocodiles
    you are all crocodiles
    you are all crocodiles

  22. Re:The power of Microsoft on Quirky Open Source Convention Photos · · Score: -1
    d00d j00 r a l4m3r.

    I find virii all teh time on my *nix b0xen. w00t!

  23. Re:Indeed, there is grave danger... on Will Earth Expire By 2050? · · Score: -1

    Luckily, there's still more than 1000 years' worth of cheese left in the World Wildlife Fund's think tanks.

  24. Re:Wrestlers? [OT] on Will Earth Expire By 2050? · · Score: -1

    you are bad.

  25. Re:Tip Number 1 on Dirty Tricks of Presentors · · Score: -1

    Hemos certainly needs to improve his speling. Ha!