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  1. Re:'Down for maintainance' [OT] on How IBM (and Open Source) Won eBay · · Score: -1

    It's possible, and easy to explain! I'll not though!

    With a love that will echo through the ages,

    Donny Most
    TV's beloved Ralph Malph fizzucken Alpha, of Happy Dayz fame

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31397&cid=34 08 672

  2. Re:'Down for maintainance' [OT] on How IBM (and Open Source) Won eBay · · Score: -1

    You, morron, apear to dense to even realize (yeah, that's right, not realise) just how stupid you really are. I check back in to slashdot after going on a posting hiatas, and what do I come back too? This drivvel response. It seems that your having trouble understanding just what is going on hear, you thicke-skulled British twit.

    You are an embarasment to spelling nazis across the globe. DEATH TO ALL BRITASH CHICANOS. Damb fucken idiot.

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  3. Re:'Down for maintainance' [OT] on How IBM (and Open Source) Won eBay · · Score: -1

    You grow board of this thread because you are week of mind.

    Face it, you hate America and refuse to accept our correct spellings. Just another dumn Brit pretending like your pitiful version of English is still relevent in today's ever-increasingly American-influenced society. I pity you.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31397&cid=34 01 972

  4. Re:Oh no... on Navi-Like Network Predicted · · Score: -1

    Hey! Wissen! Fuck you!

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31397&cid=33 96 284

  5. Re:'Down for maintainance' [OT] on How IBM (and Open Source) Won eBay · · Score: -1

    You British think youre so fucken brillient. Bring it over here, spellmaster, we'll see whose smarter.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31397&cid=33 89 886

  6. Re:Bidding on the contract on How IBM (and Open Source) Won eBay · · Score: -1

    Shut up! You don't know anything about how ebay works. Not a damn thing.

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  7. Re:'Down for maintainance' on How IBM (and Open Source) Won eBay · · Score: -1

    Give the guy a brake, he's from the UK, where they are known for their atrocius spelling.

    "Colour?" Fucken STUPIDASSES over there.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31397&cid=33 78 908

  8. Re:I'll tell ya how... on How IBM (and Open Source) Won eBay · · Score: -1

    Actually, that option disappears when the reserve price is met. Regular no reserve auctions just effectively have a reserve equal to the first bid as set by the seller.

    Fuck everyone today. Oh, and all niggers should be shot. I'm a troll, keep me at -1, blah blah blahblah....

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31397&cid=33 78 867

  9. Re:Fat Panda on Apple Announces the Fate of Shake · · Score: -1

    Oh but what style! Fucken A++, mayne.

    To all mah Brotha Nigz, let's allz getz goin's to de WHITE HOE FARM where we can stretch some pink boo-tay with our E-QWEST-REE-ANN pricks, ya heard muh, ya HEARD? Dig em out chain gang style, ya heard? IN THE FINEST NIG TRADITION.

    Y A H E A R D ?

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31397&cid=33 78 822

  10. Re:Dear Ask Slashdot, on AOL-Time Warner's Money Pit · · Score: -1

    A woman? Oh god oh lord oh my goodness, don speak of the things like this, you will put a fear in my heart! the wommen is a scary concept for a gaylord.

    I pray for a gay, I pray for a day when a gaylord will follow me on a manly carousel and then what follows is a rough and tumble exchange of masquerade and "magic touch". What a divinely!

    My legs are akimbo,

    Your secret performer. (Yes. I will be posting as Thimoty for the rest of the dainty-ass day.)

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31397&cid=33 78 743

  11. Re:Dear Ask Slashdot, on AOL-Time Warner's Money Pit · · Score: -1

    Oh, such annimle! I cannnnot believe the violent that I am believing here. You are a gun pointer? I thought these was the way of the dog, but dog cannot point gun LOLOLOL.

    I'm telling you, the most better way for providing a blowjob to equal satisfaction is with a butter. You put it on the organ, and it becomes a buttery attraction for the lovver (man or woman or evan a annimle and feet of animle). it is not resistable, it becomes a lovely treat. Words canot exeperess the emotion!

    These are my ancient secrets, I give them to you humble. Prlease enjoy with lovver.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31395&cid=33 78 715

  12. Re:Dear Ask Slashdot, on AOL-Time Warner's Money Pit · · Score: -1

    Cockeye two inches from crotch can provide a warm milk for tasting, brothers. Let's all become drinkers together, shall we gentlemen????

    IN THE FINEST TRADITION.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31395&cid=33 78 687

  13. This then, is acceptable....FOR NOW. on Nebula Award Winners · · Score: -1

    A man, a plan, a troll rampage, and DNA e GAP mar llort ANAL PANAMA. Be careful with both account bans and IP bans, you know what you doing.

    A tip of the chalice, then, to the subversive culture of the Posting Artz! TO THE POSTING ARTZ, THEN! And to Eris Kallisti Discordia as well!

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31394&cid=33 78 282

  14. Re:this is the... on Nebula Award Winners · · Score: -1

    Yeah right, youre the AC that got FP. That's impossible, I was the AC that got FP, and you can't prove otherwise because you're.......just another fucken AC.

    L O G T H E F U C K I N Y O U A S S M U N C H .

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31351&cid=33 71 745

  15. Re:congratulations on a worthless product, Steve on Apple Releases New PowerBook and the eMac · · Score: -1


    STOOoooo000ooooOOPID.

  16. Things To Do Today on Tech Support Getting Even Worse · · Score: -1

    1. Have sex with a black woman

    2. Have sex with a white woman

  17. Re:mhy fsdfudn on An interview with Ad-Aware's Nicholas Stark · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Ha, you again.

    Well, seeing that you are drunk, I will post my fortylove proclamation in your honor. Got any drunken sisterz?

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31395&cid=33 78 687

  18. Re:Things To Do Today on 3Com to Sell Firewall-in-a-NIC · · Score: 0

    Shit man, you just don't stop! I mean it, DON'T STOP.

    Assuming you are the AC that's been posting things to do today consistently for some time now (see, nobody can know because you're an AC), i want to ask - have you NEVER considered logging in though, so that others might track your genius? My esteemed colleague YourMissionForToday has had a discussion about this very topic for a while, and I'd even recommended that he take over. But, being a troll/crapflooder of the utmost caliber often requires dedication to other matters beyond our means, so I haven't seen many things to do today from him in recent days.

    whatever man, I am likewise too busy to deal extensively with such distractions, since i have things to do today:

    1. Elevate my mind
    2. Go higher

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  19. Re:Japanese are just smarter and more resourceful on Japan Builds World's Fastest Computer · · Score: 0

    Sexy young children, and the Cincinnatian karma whores who love them.

    Oh, Timmah.

  20. Re:Japanese are just smarter and more resourceful on Japan Builds World's Fastest Computer · · Score: 0

    What, you don't want to keep going?

  21. Re:Japanese are just smarter and more resourceful on Japan Builds World's Fastest Computer · · Score: 0

    Oh you are such a tease! This is getting erotic!

    Make me feel dirty again. Baby, hit me one more time.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31074&cid=33 40 810

  22. Re:Japanese are just smarter and more resourceful on Japan Builds World's Fastest Computer · · Score: 0

    me.

  23. Re:Japanese are just smarter and more resourceful on Japan Builds World's Fastest Computer · · Score: 0


    Oh my word! That would be a fairly safe bet, wouldn't you say, you fucking high roller? Do feel free to join the longdong haters society, you homochimpsexual. You remind me a lot of Gary Sandy, TV's beloved Andy Travis of WKRP fame and Ohio's favorite son. He never could deal with trying to live up to the Donny Most standard of excellence.

    Duh, on second thought, after 405 posts in a couple of months, I think you've finally convinced me to give up the troll lifestyle. How'd you do it, shren? How'd you get me to stop? These are serious questions I will certainly still be pondering weeks from now, on the eve of my next hundred posts.

    So sez Donny Most, TV's beloved Ralph Malph Alpha of Happy Days fame. No, I will not sign your titz so please pull your shirt back down.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=31072&cid=33 40 704

  24. Re:Japanese are just smarter and more resourceful on Japan Builds World's Fastest Computer · · Score: 0

    You speak as if you're more than one person. I like that, I like that a lot.

  25. Re:Japanese are just smarter and more resourceful on Japan Builds World's Fastest Computer · · Score: 0

    You keep track of all the racists on slashdot? What are you, some kind of Nazi?

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