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  1. Re:frost pist on Preemptible Kernel Patch Accepted · · Score: -1

    More like probing gently with my tongue, while tugging slightly at the scrotum alternating between left and right balls in a milking motion, this is really a basic homofaggaysexual technique, if you cant tell the difference between this and kissing, i really pity you and the ones you love.

  2. Re:frost pist on Preemptible Kernel Patch Accepted · · Score: -1

    Because I love it. IF YOU DO NOT LOVE IT, you are in the WRONG PLACE.

    Face it AC, you are also actually ridiculous....you are a fool. hot. HoTtEr. HOTTEST.

  3. Re:You are currently not eligible to Meta Moderate on Preemptible Kernel Patch Accepted · · Score: -1

    Good, you jackass.

  4. Re:Forst Pist on Preemptible Kernel Patch Accepted · · Score: -1

    THANK you today in this modern today for this MODERN FIRST POST (i do not recognize anonymous first posts).

  5. Re:frost pist on Preemptible Kernel Patch Accepted · · Score: -1

    SHUT UPP YOU FICKEN AC!!!!!!!! harimandir is the ultimate troll....his careless whisperz taught me how to love again.

  6. Re:A simple question on eDigital MXP100 with Voice Control · · Score: -1

    No, because I dont know who my father is.

  7. Re:How can it differentiate... on eDigital MXP100 with Voice Control · · Score: -1

    I'd rather prefer that you dick slap me in the face with your nose, it seems like a far more appropriate tool for the task.

  8. Re:Let's hope there's no RIAA back door . . . on eDigital MXP100 with Voice Control · · Score: -1

    jack valenti got messed up by some chica who goes by the name of FREAKY CHAVEZ. YOU NEXT.

  9. Re:What is the cheapest portable MP3 player? on eDigital MXP100 with Voice Control · · Score: -1

    No I'm sure you want ti to be small as well as have a good subwoofer because youd like it to fit in your rectum. see, i know how you faggayz think.

  10. Re:How can it differentiate... on eDigital MXP100 with Voice Control · · Score: -1

    stop making up song titles little girl, this discussion iz for grownupz.

  11. Re:I wonder how it would handle japanese songs.. on eDigital MXP100 with Voice Control · · Score: -1

    jappawhah? LISSEN GOOD AND LISSEN TO ME, something like this is too advanced for japs and japloverz to understand....DO YOU REALLY THINK the POEPLEZ of the orient understand technology?? AND WHAT about MUSIC????

    here's a japanese song for you: kimito deattekara ikutsumono yoruwo katari akashita hachikireru hodo MY DWEAM TRUNK hitotsudakede ROMAN HIKOOE In DA SUKAI tobimawarekono MY HURT WO-O WO-O U-WO-U-O-U-O-U-O (followed by uki uki saru saru SOUNDZ)

    see? no fecken problemo, you loundeye. get out of my house with your font problemZ, unicode OWNZ J00.

    so SEZ DONNY MOST, tv'z beloved RALPH MALPH ALPHA.

  12. Re:What about Ogg Vorbis support? on eDigital MXP100 with Voice Control · · Score: -1

    as a matter of fact, no i heav'nt!!!!!!!!! BUTT, i have seen mp3 PLAYERZ!!!!!

  13. Re:fp on eDigital MXP100 with Voice Control · · Score: -1

    Aww, pooh bebbe, no time to log in OR get the real FP OR post anything substantial! three strikes and YOU OUTTA HEAH!

  14. Re:Nth post on eDigital MXP100 with Voice Control · · Score: -1

    Thank you for the serving suggestion, but no, I will NOT.

    YOU CANT PUSH AROUND the HAPPY DAYZ KREW.

  15. Re:fp on eDigital MXP100 with Voice Control · · Score: -1

    I declare this second post as the real first post because the actual first post is anonymous.

    Fonzy and Potsie would be proud of me. PROPZ to all DEAD JOANIE.

  16. Re:/. already on World's Longest Slinky · · Score: -1

    oh la la, AC lost FP to another AC. I dont know who to route for, the loser or the loser.

  17. Re:Oh good God! on Running Linux On Your Swimming Pool · · Score: -1

    That (A) makes no sense and (B) isn't funny. Face it, you tried to come up with a creative FP, and you just failed at the creative part.

  18. Re:How many first posts in one day! on Running Linux On Your Swimming Pool · · Score: -1

    Oh, the shame!

  19. I like the kind on What Kind of PHB Do You Want? · · Score: -1

    that lets me get FIFTH posts at work.

    Propz to all dead Joanie, power to the Happy Dayz KREW.

  20. FISTY PRO on Vermont Goes Opt-In, Corps Unhappy · · Score: -1

    Yep, I sho did get this one....and I did it for the Fonz in all of us.

    Propz to all dead Joanie.

  21. Re:fp on NY AG Sues Network Associates Over License Terms · · Score: -1

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....yo mama, AC.

  22. Re:hrm on Berlin's Robotic Pub · · Score: -1

    Fuck Faberge!

  23. Re:Correction on Tom's Hardware Reviews the Xbox · · Score: -1

    Oh. Why?

  24. Re:Microsoft knows security! on Tom's Hardware Reviews the Xbox · · Score: -1

    where are the game cube copys? what, is there a bootloader, and what about the small cds? maybe your talking about regions, so you just being a dmuass.

    Donny MOST, tv's beloved RALPH MALPH ALPHA wants to fucking KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS

  25. Re:Where is Linux for XBox? on Tom's Hardware Reviews the Xbox · · Score: -1

    click on my homepage link, i think this occupation is appropriate for you, you microsoft loving hipocrite. oh oh oh oh, please microsoft, let me give you $300 so that i can run my free beer operating system on your hardware!

    dumass. why dont you go buy a copy of microsoft word so that you can type up cathedral and the bazaar part 2 - the revenge of jesus.